"Whacky Phoenix"
>>216531646Napoleon was a fag, he deserves a whacky performance.
WACKY SAUCE
For me it's Alan Rickman's diary that was published after he died where he talked so much shit about the Harry Potter kids and how terrible they all were.
>>216531682greatest /tv/ post of all time
>>216531707“I still don’t think he’s really an actor but he will undoubtedly direct/produce,” Rickman wrote about Daniel Radcliffe, whom he also described as “sensitive, articulate & smart.” As for Emma Watson, he took issue with her diction, which he said was “this side of Albania at times.”“These kids need directing. They don’t know their lines.” (...)The actor, took issue with other “Potter” films, blasting the “hideous score by John Williams” in “Sorcerer’s Stone” and expressing his all-around disappointment with “Half-Blood Prince.”“The desire to eat and even more get a drink is matched only by the need to bang the three Davids’ heads [‘Harry Potter’ producers David Heyman and David Barron, and director David Yates] against the nearest wall,” kek
>>216531646My respect for Brian Cox as a man just fuckin skyrocketed.
>>216531646Hell yeah Brian, roast that overrated little faggot.
This is the only time I've wanted to see that movie.
>>216531972>le heckin sóypranos reference You’re an NPC
Is this why he became the joker?
holy shit
>>216531785Those are fairly soft, kind criticisms to be honest familia at least of the kids
>>216531707>>216531785That's not what I would call "so much shit", I expected something more below the belt.
>>216531785He's right about everything except the HP1 score, which is excellent.
>>216531785>The actor, took issue with other “Potter” films, blasting the “hideous score by John Williams” in “Sorcerer’s Stone” I think the score is great and it's one of the most recent unique film scores that people could immediately identify. Of all the things to criticise about the films the music would be low on my list.
>>216531646Based, if real. Joaquin had no right to play a man as Napoleon, and I'm a critic of Napoleon.
>>216531785pretty based desu
>>216531646Good, joaquin phoenix has mark ruffalo weepy fag energy. He's an unstable whacko like that one time when he got manic and tried to be a rapper. I guess they put him on better pills because he now pretends it was all a bit.
Let's just say what we're all thinking: the wrong kid died
Why's everyone starting shit right before Xmas?
>>216532326What's it to you, faggot? You wanna go?
>>216532326Liberals don't believe in Christmas, anon
>>216532345DON'T FUCK WITH ME I'M CRAZY
>>216532314It's never too late!
>>216532314Do you think Leo di Caprio ever realizes he only has a career because River was a narcotics lightweight?
>>216531646His name is not pronounced "Whackeen" it's pronounced "Hoahkeen"
>>216531646>whackeen, whackyWhat a pathethic faggot, can't even come up with a proper insult.
The virgin Tarantino shittalker vs. the chad Cox RL trollThat said, has Brian Cox actually ever said anything positive about anyone?
>>216532900i have yet to see him say a nice thing
>>216532311>he now pretends it was all a bitthe hilarious and absurd tongue in cheek documentary about him becoming a rapper that came out in short succession after he did "the bit" seems to indicate it was, in fact, a bityou will NEVER be a mountain top water drop
>>216531785>Talked shit>Called Daniel Radcliffe “sensitive, articulate, and smart”
>>216531785this is the kind of dedication to detail and the craft that is missing from hollywood today and why everything is so mediocre. just look at how bent out of shape people got for tarantino saying he doesnt like paul dano's acting. there's no fire or spark left in that industry anymore, it's all padded corners and good vibes only
>>216531785He's not wrongRadcliffe is fun but he isn't really a powerhouse actor, and Watson did veer on being overly articulate at times
>>216532168>>>216531707Albanian. ALBANIAN!
>>216532239Just listened to it. First 30s is simply excellent, 10/10. Sets a tone of wondrous with a little haunting.After that it turns mid & generic. So overall pretty good, coulda been more.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es-5ci3WDJM
>>216531785His character in Galaxy Quest probably cut close to the bone
>>216531785Actually a lot more reasonable critiques then I thought they’d be lol
>commission a british director to make a movie about Napoelon
>>216531785But i thought he was le heckin' chungus loveable wise old boy...
>>216531785>this side of AlbaniaCan a bongbro fill me in on what this idiom means?
>>216531646>Joaquin... whackeen... whackymost skilled american linguist
>>216533618it means her accent was shit
>>216533618Honestly, no idea. Watson over enunciates if anything, which suits her character has an annoying over achiever.
>>216533618he probably meant to say albionthis side of albion=not welsh or scottish. he was praising her extremely clear diction as compared to northern and western monkeys
>>216532314he was so talented
>>216532314There was something very strange about all of that. Anon said the other day in a thread their parents were part of a sex cult, they were dragged into it and and had to flee because some incident into the cult, and River supported the family through small acting gigs and that is how everything started.
>>216532209>>216532239you are saying this because of nostalgia
When was the last time Brian Cox gave a noteworthy performance?
>>216533618albania is a random foreign country. he's saying she doesn't sound esl "at times," implying the rest of the time she did. it's like jeets who talk like microsoft sam and pat themselves on the back for their perfect diction.
>>216533634he's not a linguist though??`
>>216533993https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7dX5EE4ZpQ
>>216531785This is way too nice imo.Radcliffe was obviously the weakest actor of the main 3, by the later movies you were cringing by his acting and terrible delivery.
>>216534627>Radcliffe was obviously the weakest actor of the main 3Emma plz. Also, tits or gtfo
>>216531785>“I still don’t think he’s really an actor but he will undoubtedly direct/produce,” Rickman wrote about Daniel Radcliffethis one is ironic because only radcliffe made something interesting after harry potter. the other two are very mediocre. i dont even want to talk shit about my main man ronald, because he basically left acting to be a person. but emma can suck a fat dick (mine preferably)
>>216534651>Rupert>Emma>Animated Spider>Dobby>BARTY CROUCH JOONIARH>DanielTruth Nvke
>>216531785>Thinks the score of HP1 was awfulThis is like the movie critic equivalent of saying the earth is flat. I can't take anything else this guy says seriously now because I KNOW he has retarded taste
>>216534787>has to put herself second to not arouse any suspicion>still hasn't apologized for her carEmma plz tits or gtfo
>>216531785He's spot on except for the score. The main theme is as popular as any cinematic theme has ever been. I do think the rest of the score is forgettable, but definitely not bad.
>>216531785Based Alan
>>216531646Was it the typical Brit depiction where Napoleon was some crazy goofy cartoon character of a man? They have been doing that for a century.
>>216533993Every damn thing he's ever been in.
>>216531646He's right. Jao Queen is a terrible actor.>>216531785Completely agree other than HP1's score. It was brilliant. He must have been smoking something when he said that.
>>216531646Cox bodied him here. Will Wakeen ever recover?
>>216531646I like to call him: Jokin' Foenix
> Dano and Phoenix btfo in the same weekWe are healing from the shitty meme actors, looking forward to 2026
>>216531646Joaquin Phoenix has been shit ever since he started being quirky instead of good.
>>216535082TICK TOCK DENZEL
Something is happening.They want our attention in these inconsequential dramas.
>>216531665Still crying from when he raped your ancestors?
>>216531646>Jaoquin wacky ironic considering Napoleon's top cavalry Marshal was named Joaquim.
>>216533408By Grebthar's Hammer I'm Acting!
>>216531646Rod Steiger-posting bait
>>216531785>hideous score by John WilliamsDidn't know Rickman was a scorelet. Absolutely vile opinion.
>>216531665>brit
>>216534950Were you there mate? No? Then shut the fuck up
>>216533395This. People only remember that initial introduction, which truly is wondrous.
>>216531785>the “hideous score by John Williams” in “Sorcerer’s Stone”Highly disagree. The later films suffered without it
>>216534821Name anything memorable from the score outside the very intro.
>>216531707>Alan Rickman's diary that was published after he diedHe died? I wasn't aware of that.
>>216531646>>216531785How is it possible to be this petty as a 60+ year-old father. This cannot be normal. I forget my former co-workers exist. The whole Tarantino quotes thing about actors is equally crazy.
>>216535742it’s true if i were an old ass man i’d just eat werther’s originals
>>216531646Brian Cox thinks he's Orson Welles, even more so after he made it big on Succession despite getting mogged by half the cast.
>>216534742>he basically left acting to be a personHe's been a couple of things - sick note was pretty funny. He was in an M Night Shamalamadingdong show, too, but I haven't seen that yet.
>>216535742>Why didn't everyone a sociopath like me?
>Brian Cocks
