Acting
>>216531824My balls are far, far too small to do this. Shit I just play the hand I was delt I guess. But I'm not past putting a little thumbtip in her bunghole, that's for damn sure.
>>216531768ZAMN, HE'S UNDEAD?
>>216531853Naaaaah son. You just don't know how to pipe. It's cool.
>>216531768>Movie is called Nosferatu>Nosferatu is literally in it for less than five minutes.
>>216531907No, you don't understand. My balls are too small, no bigger than a dried date apiece. It's simply physically impossible for them to swing and hit the clit while I'm on plap duty.
>>216531768Acting
>>216531768WAZZZAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>216532045What's your weight and height? How could they be so small?
>>216531768Thread themehttps://youtu.be/HRA3majpFXI?si=p2K7PnnydBZ3Z05W
>>216531824this is actually what happened in the movie
>>216532110>How could they be so small?He’s wh*te, unfortunately
>>216532110I'm about 15 coconuts tall and 40 cassava's heavy... that's pretty normal where I'm from, I'd say. But everybody comes in various shapes and sizes, you would do well to remember this anon.
>>216531824It’s nice to have dangly balls sometimes.
>>216531768Superior acting
>>216531768she single-handedly prevented me from ever watching it. her big nips are tremendously hot, and they'll get bigger if she ever has children, but she got an ugly face
>>216532397she dyk3
>>216532397It's the 5 head. Still would though.
Kino actress.
>>216532110I can confirm, my balls are like tender little sparrow eggs.
>>216531853My balls are (or at least one of them - 45mls and that's after I damaged a part of it from torsion, the other is 25mls which I thought was tiny, but is supposedly normal size) apparently massive, however due to several accidents I've lost the use of both of them (they're still there and they still work, I just can't fully control and contract them any more)The left one no longer swings or hangs, but I actually sort of prefer that it's tucked away in a thickened scrotum, even though it makes my balls look tiny, it no longer painfully jostles from running
>>216531824I don't get it.
>>216532135Whites have the largest testicle size on average (despite blacks being more promiscuous, breaking the usual primate trend of testicular mass: infidelity)
>>216531768Every day that people try and defend this shitty movie makes me more and more depressed about the tastes of audiences around the world. Her and Aaron's performances were atrocious and shouldn't be acceptable to anyone.
>>216531768WAZZZUUUUPPPPPPP
>>216532110you guys ever go to your physical and the doctor stops to compare the size of your balls to a ball size age bracelet to determine if there's something wrong with them?
>>216532611kek
>>216532532We know.
>>216532313look dad im acting
>>216532622I went to a physical for a std check up after a wild weekend with a married couple and the female nurse spent more time stroking my dick then I think is normal, I got hard accidentally and instead of freakign out she just used both hands and started asking me questions.She was very professional. Even did the sniff test and checked my balls for a few minutes to make sure I was fully healthy. Apparently egg sized is really good. She was an older lady about 55 or so and I thought nothing of it. She was very professional.I mean I fucked the shit out of her but I thought it was kind of wierd. Is that normal?They used to just take my blood.
I might put this in Grok imagine to make goon shit.
>>216531824Ok, how do i do that?Do i hit a bit upward while on doggy and purposefully try to swing my balls on her clit?
>>216531824This happened to me I have big balls
>>216532532Virgin
>>216532539Elite ball knowledge
>>216532532fk tranny
>>216532313>>216532875Just imagined her saying that during the scene. I precummed a little. She just has this "lost little girl swallowed up by hollywood" look to her. Pre bogging.
>>216532880Keep your fantasies in your notepad file next time buddy
>>216531768
>>216532532She's talking about when girls are playing tennis and they take a shot between the legs. Why do you think they wear skirts when they play?
>>216533199It belongs to the 'female narcissism' genre, which is a term I've coined.
>>216531768Obscene and erotic. Just what vampirism was all about.
>>216532713i said it first please give me due credit>>216532093
>>216531768>hfw she sees a hairy gaping acado asshole
>>216531824I only fuck missionary so that's impossible for me.
>>216532045Steroid users on Sudoku atch
>>216532532Apparently girls like when the balls swing towards the vagina lips while getting fucked in the ass from behind
>>216532313My gf does this when masterbaiting. Even if she doesn't grab her throat she always moves her hand up that way before cumming. What does this mean
>>216535619choke her
>>216531768>>216531859https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm_wLmWAqpA
>>216531768Pooping
Shittiest movie I had seen in a long time. Waste of Dafoe's talents.
>>216535725Review Eddington next please.
>>216531768cringe cuck movie. very western male movie
the range of emotion some actors can convey is incredible
>>216531824idk if everyone is like this but my balls react to the weather. if its really hot theyre dangly and swing about but if its cold theyre tightly packed and move very little
>>216532482Describing your balls as sparrow eggs is, and I mean this genuinely, the single gayest thing I have ever heard in my life.A man could be describing giving in front of me right now, and that would still be less gay than someone comparing their balls to sparrow eggs,It's not even about the size, it's the poetic choice of words
>>216532532congrats, you're the only non-tranny in the thread
>>216532110NTA but my balls almost cease to exist when I get hard. Like it's just a straight pole with no balls. Crazy
>>216536481what movie?
>>216537961men cannot be poetic, now?
>>216531768I didn't enjoy the movie but I found her performance in this really good
Garbage movie
>>216533368>female narcissismwhy did you say the same word twice?
