Why no threads about this? It's been out for a couple of days. And it's actually surprisingly kino.>The.Carpenters.Son.2025.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-FLUX.mkv>The.Carpenters.Son.2025.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-FLUX.mkv>The.Carpenters.Son.2025.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-FLUX.mkv>The.Carpenters.Son.2025.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-FLUX.mkv>A remote village in Roman-era Egypt explodes into spiritual warfare when a carpenter, his wife and their child are targeted by supernatural forces.
>>216533511>film set in egypt>characters are some random ass jewsevery time
Isla Johnston starring as Satan
>>216533564Well yeah, it's about Jesus
>>216533511I guess I'll pirate it for twigs
>>216533564More Jews lived in Egypt than Israel during the 1st century. The heart of intellectual Judaism was Alexandria, not Jerusalem.
>>216533578Should've put this on the OP to attract some attention. She was great in the movie btw
>>216533511It was pretty good but bears very little relation to The Infancy Gospel of Thomas which is a pretty neat weird text. When the opening sequence said it was based on it I expected a more direct adaptation. It's neat that it explains why Joseph isn't around when Jewsus is an adult>>216533578Best part of the movie except that she didn't get naked
>>216536054She was 17 years old you sick fuckAnyway, it was weird they put that in the beginning, since it's clear it's not really based on any text and shouldn't be taken as such and one shouldn't have such expectations. Main gripe on IMDb reviews appears to be it's not muh authentic or muh based on the real story (???). And yes, it's surely blasphemous, but christcucks just can't see beyond that.
>>216536683Tbf it's a good thing these morons have someone telling them what to do and think, god only knows how they would end up otherwise.
>>216536853Thou shalt not disrespect
>>216533511Very demonic film. I consider anyone who says they liked it to be extremely sus.
>>216534098Are you sure? It's about a carpenter's son apparently.I mean that could be Jesus, but like there were probably a ton of carpenters back then. If you just picked any random carpenter, you probably wouldn't pick Jesus's dad.
>>216537250Well would be quite the coincidence if there was another carpenter whose virgin wife birthed the son of God, now wouldn't it?
