https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqdAEdkHrwo
AT LAST
>>216533965does she fart
>>216533965>capeslopgrow up, manbaby/pajeet
Lobo
I WAS HERE
>>216533965>Brainiac teaseDope
>>216534009kino
just slop me up senpai
>90% of the movie she is covered upkek pajeet coomers blown the fuck out
calling it now, she is like who fin cares ok!!!but thenshe finds christ in the end
>>216534009Bughuul up in this joint?
>>216534009>>216533965
>>216533965ENTER
>>216533965SuperMONKE
>>216533965Not really hype>>216534017Where?
She's shown wielding some kind of mace on a chain. Hawkman or Hawkgirl?
>>216533965>american gigolo musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOZPRm5BW0Y
I think it's visually more pleasing than Superman
>>216534059THEMAINMAN
what if guardians but with supergirl
>>216534066It shows a city getting bottled up in a dome
>>216533965Everything is so brown
Now that's SLOPPY
God I hope we get an orgy scene. White guy with a small penis and some brown guy with a huge pennis dancing with monke
wow i hate it
>>216534084Isnt that just Supergirls city?
>>216534084that's argos city putting up its fake atmosphere/shield
>>216533965meh
>Clark gets a huge frontpage piece>Kara gets a small puffpiece in the cornerI'm thinking director&writers got the assignment. KINO
>>216534078some rando shooting a movie on his iphone and releasing it unedited is more visually pleasing than Superman
>>216533965Typical cringe Gunn slop, goddamn. Also her acting is this bad in the trailer, imagine the whole movie.Snyder, Gunn, it's all crap for indians.
>he see's the good in everyone......and I see the truthwill we ever leave this pessimistic Gen X/Millennial writing black hole?
>>216533965>hey girls, just get drunk, sleep around and le hate yourself it's so fuckkinnnccooolll>oh and after all that be sure to buy our depression medication :Deverytime
>>216533965>writen by Ana Nogueira who wrote a shitty short and was in Vampire Diaries and The Blacklist and directed by Gillespie who made shit like Fright Night and woman slop like Cruella and Better Sisterit will be shit
There's no way this is making more than Supaarman.
mmmm kandor mmmm monke
>>216534141She's acting drunk or hungover, something she has experience with. Looks fine to me.
Was anyone watching the countdown? The synthy music on that was way better than the trailer
>>216534059Bloatbo. Hopefully he gets in his peak shape again if he returns. Also it was pretty dumb not to have in be in the trailer a bit more, like a music stops playing Lobo enters thing.
>>216534084Nope thats clearly some space shield.
>>216534152he made I, Tonya thoughbeit
Uh...
>Random chink side kick with a swordlmao
>>216534009The shot fucking annoys me. Lobo is supposed to be a big dude. Why have that much above him, makes him look small.
>>216534001girls don't fart, silly
>>216534090thiswhy is everything brownis that code for this movie is shit
OH MY GOD IS THAT SPLORT LOBO?
>>216534165Ramin Djawadi(GoT) dude is making the soundtrack so it will be good.
>>216534195>>216534009Do you know what would have been better. A Supergirl Lobo team up movie. Seems what would fit for today's audience. Not even girls want this fucking girl and younger girl team up trope.
>>216533965I'm definitely going to watch this because I want to pork this woman but this trailer stinks.
monke
time to apologize
>>216534165That's the score for the film. Ramin Djawadi's composing.
>no nuditypass
>>216534218He's making an 80s playlist? wow that's so talented. Also do you realise he has done numerous marvel movie ones that you don't even know about. Can't be that fucking good can he you dumb cunt
>duuuude im le ditzy drunk girl xDDDfuck off
oh great Guardians of the Galaxy 4i hate millenials
>More 80’s popGAAAAAAHHHH FUCK OFFWE SHOULD BE ONTO 2000’S NOSTALGIA BY NOWPLAY THE STROKES OR SOMETHING
>jaded drunk bitch has to drag a kid around for developmentYawn
>>216534262Gunn is Gen Xmillenials are so fucking horrible they still aren't allowed to direct.
>>216534009He looks identical to that one fake leak from months ago. Has AI really evolved that much?
>>216534258>anon:>dude i am le serious and stoic man>is actually a khv chud who hates most groups of peoplefuck off
>>216534240>no skirt>not blondeNot Supergirl
>>216534293holy projection
>>216534009he a had a dime for every time Momoa raped an aryan princess I would have two dimes.
>>216533965I feel like this is every single movie trailer I have seen for the past 15 years.
>>216534293you are the thing you are accusing others of being
>>216534152Gillespie actually briefly made me believe worst Emma can act so he gets my respect for that alone.
At least 10x worse than I thought it would be. Women are such retards
>>216534033Mashallah, the Arabian producers will be very happy with this one. As long as the actress visits abu dabi and gets shat on, literally of course.
>>216534009how this one looks so right but that series about Krypton make it look like shit. Is just a buff dude with make up
>>216533965Why isn't she listening to Britney Spears or something
>>216534334it's Blondie
>>216534302>>216534324got'em
why does Supergirl need a space fortnite bus to get around?
>>216534314Trailers for big movies are made by one single company everytime and they always use the same template.
>>216533965Oh god, girl with a dick envy sword too? LOLWhy? Why does every even slightly scifi or fantasy show need a chick with a long sword, a staff or a gun? >>216534225Would be an easy sell too. Men would go for supergirl and actionWomen would go for lobo and potential angry sex and relationship bullshitClark showing up because of an earthquake only to find her covering up and lobo naked in a massive crater where a hill used to be.
>>216534152Looks likes he directed far more male kinosyou alright, brown /v/ro?
>>216534033And this will flop hard. Wonder Woman wore her skimpy skirt and made 900m
I expect the audience demographics for this one are going to be awkward. Mostly 40+ year old dudes for a movie clearly aimed at teen girls.
shit trailer desu. the superman one this time last year was soulful.
who is the target audience for this?
>>216533965Where Lobo ?
>>216534375Supergirl has a established female fanbase though. But she is not as big as wonder woman
>>216534372yeah but gal gadot is a literal goblin
>>216534395IPA drinkers
>>216534395me
she monke
>>216534362>kinosnot a single one listed on that picture
>>216534395comic book, sci fi, and superhero fans
>>216534395White heterosexual men
>>216534401I wish the manchildren all stayed home for once so i can have a good laugh at your "established female fanbases"
>superman getting pissed onwhy do they hate the character?
>>216534151bro it's like the most cookie cutter character arc ever, are you retarded? that's how she starts at the beginning
>>216534225THIS. I thought they would have changed it to a Supergirl/Lobo team up against a big bad guy. They would have been an interesting dynamic. Instead we get more feminist girlboss slop. This movie won't even make half as much as Superman. Who is the target market for this? The people that liked The Marvels? This will lose a ton of money and kill of the DCU.
>>216534441Women are punk dude!!!!!
>>216534334Blondie is hotter and they managed to pick the most agressive later song she has...but it fails because it's not the right song for her movie. It would be funnier and more on the nose(not a coke joke)if they picked a brittney spears song. Both are hot blondes who are in the middle of a public melty and something like...toxic could work if they leaned a bit more into her being a buffy. >>216534372The second one bombed hard. And not just because of the pedro pascal curse and the rape. But because they stopped using it to launder money.
So the movie will be she goes to space for her birthday or maybe she is disenfranchised being in Clark's shadow (this is made by a feminist after all) and the entire movie she shuns her costume for a jacket that indians and 40 year old men on twitter that never read her comic are tell me is "iconic" and she is probably power nerfed to make things easier for the writers till the end something bad happens you see krypto is in pain and she flies into the sky like we see in the trailer, puts her costume on in the last 10 minutes to fight the big bad guy and comes homes with some new sense of purpose or some shit right? This is basically the movie right?
>>216534395Consumers of Dave's Fiery Butt Blaster Hot Sauce
>>216534158She's doing that Kardashian broken voice in the narration, I hate that. But the trailer shows her in different situations and she looks retarded in all of them.
>>216534470nailed it
>>216534470Schizopost
>>216534395indian incels
>>216534470The movie is adapting a comic just go read it instead of your faggish speculations
>>216534470correct with girl power shit to pad it out
>>216534470she's more asspained that she watched all her family die than particularly upset about superman
Why she monke?
>>216534513>but the comics did xHey tell me how comic accurate the Infinity Saga was retard?
>>216534461>Blondie is hotterHer name’s Debbie Harry
>>216534441But she's on the newspaper too.
>>216534470bro, dont spoil the movie
Whoa I'm so drunk right now and 23 years old and I am on my period but I'm also a very strong superhero who can beat up men and I listen to shitty music and wake up at noon
>>216534513where does it say supergirl is a bitter drunk slob?
>krypto fucking dies in the original story Are they really going to kill him 2 movies in the franchise
>>216534513>just go read it insteadDon't. It's Tom King.
>>216534395Indians.
>>216534548idk probably in the comic it's based off of
>>216534548anon they are clearly giving her a character arc where she starts out as a washed out party girl and finds a sense of purpose by the end
>>216534548>jeet immediately post ai trash
>>216533965I'd rather drink a gallon of chlorox than pay money to watch this
>>216534558he doesn't die tho, he's just injured for most of it and fixing him is the thrust of the plot
>>216534558>Are they really going to kill him 2 movies in the franchiseyeah probably, emotionally resonant moments like that really sell this slop
I honestly think Heart of Glass would have worked better but I'm not gonna complain about Call Me.
>>216533965Did they re-use some of the sets from Guardians of the Galaxy?
>>216534570
>dude remember le old songs!?im such a cool zoomer fr fr!this trash is what makes nu/tv/ creams their pants btw
>>216533965They got rid of the latina actress for THIS?
>>216533965>first frame of the trailer is Krypto peeing on Superman's pictureNope, James Gunn can fuck off an die for all I care. This isn't funny or charming, just plain disrespectful.
>>216534608Sounds fucking gay and retarded like most women
>>216534620>They got rid of the latina actressthank god
This looks like GOTGslop
How do we stop them from making it flop?
>>216534608yes the storyline they happen to be adapting for the movie.also that's not even true lmao, she was a drunk smoker in Post-Crisis for most of her run. maybe read comics and don't rely on AI
>>216534624It's not a real person
>>216534558CGI pupperino is expensive
>>216534470White heterosexual alcoholics (me)
Will they sell Barbie doll figures as a tie-in. It was a missed opportunity not to do that with Hawkgirl in the last movie.
So at the end of Superman she comes back from a space bender, gets her dog and goes on another space bender?
>>216534211he's stepping up into frame Anon
Get this it's Superman but instead it's a slut on her period
>>216533965Why is the title just the superman logo?
>>216533965i clicked dislike on the video without watching it
>>216534483>she looks retarded in all of themShe's pozztralian moite. They all look like that
>>216534645good morning sir
>>216534681Kara is not Superman
>>216534470This.Just watching the teaser was boring, can't imagine how the whole thing will be.
>>216534240no.
>>216534558What? No he doesn't. The story ends like this.
>>216534513>adapting a comicNah, they just took a few hints and that's it. This is Gunnverse, you know how he does it, he never adapt anything, he only gets the character name and write whatever shit he wants. Usually the same story about daddy issues and so on.
>>216534694Yeah I know, it's a slut on her period in a Superman costume
>>216534265this is true. It makes the comparisons to GOTG easier to make
>>216533965>dude I'm so cool and edgy>I'm le broken girl who's le drunk or whatever>dude old boomer songs lmfaoI'm so fucking sick of this shit
>>216534513I am not reading a comic book. I am not a fucking child
>>216534710He's not writing or directing this
>>216534712leave the commentary to the experts chud>>216534723but you'll watch actors play pretend as comic book characters?
>>216534731The writer is some no name whore who Gunn probably fucked, he's the ghost writer for this
Reminder that the character of Supergirl (Kara Zor El) was dead from 1985-2004, and in that time was replaced by a shape shifting alien who looked like her and a human who was sacrificed by her boyfriend in a satanic cult who later fused with said alien
Easy $2 billion. Supergirl going to save WB.
>>216534751Nope
>>216534710you can clearly see the storyline from the comic in the teaser>Drunk jaded Supergirl going along with this girl>Flashback to Argo City/Krypton being destroyed>Krypto injured, motivation for the plot>opening barfightthe line >Krypton didn't die in a dayis literally straight from the comic but I know you faggots don't even read comics despite complaining about them constantly so why do I bother
>>216534745>but you'll watch actors play pretend as comic book characters?No again I am not a fucking child
>look i made guardians of the galaxy againjames gunn needs to be banned from making movies
>>216533965This looks kinda bad. One of those movies that won't bother to take itself seriously. While being terribly unfunny. That's a shame.
>>216533965>male lead franchise gets a female lead version>it's about a woman being le depressed slobWhy does this keep happening
>>216534760So you're just complaining for no reason. Impressive.
>>216534240nope, i'm still with monke
>>216534710DUMB JEET!
jfc
>>216534608Retard. That's the comic it's adapting. I know you're too stupid to pick up a book and read, but you don't have to resort to using AI to get your answers.
>Leave Lobo to me!
>>216534642Funny, they said the same thing about pic related.
>>216534759>I know you faggots don't even read comicsYes because we aren't fucking 5 years old >>216534780I am complaining because this looks like shit. Do you have ant reply setting that isn't desperately try to deflect to the person you are arguing with or is that your only 1 trick?
>>216534759>omg it's le comic or whateverWho gives a fuck about that? You retarded faggot
>>216534513It's a fucking terrible one.>>216534445Why because a NuComic said so? Get fucked lmao
taking bets if Bad Reputation by Joan Jett plays during the movie
>>216533965Looks exactly like a marvel movie
>>216534815>complain it's not adapting the comic right>but it is, all these things were in the comic>WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE COMIC FAGGOT?you are beyond parody
>>216534808That seems to be your thing anon. Seems like a waste of time and effort.
>>216534441White male.
>>216533965I've gotten so used to seeing still images of monke that I didn't realize how ugly she is in motion
>>216534760Then why are you here
STOP FIGHTINGBe honest, no joke. What is the box office going to be? Is it going to be a flop, underwhelming or a hit?lets say the budget of this movie with marketing is around 150m okay?
Is this board ever not upset at something? Kek
>>216534009Can't wait to see them ruin him
>>216534620this could be us rn but gunn sucks
Hollywood doesn't get it, women cant relate to female action movies, women are more into movies where the female protagonist has to make a choice between handsome man A and handsome man B
a lot of Wikipedia redditors in here saying "ITS LE BASED OFF LE NUCOMIC SO ITS LEGOOD"the comic was terrible with horrendous writing.
>>216534849Around 400 million i guess.
>>216533965Meh. At least having the dog piss on the news of superman's heroics right off the bat tells you all you need to know about where this is all going.
>Why, yes, Im paying to go see Supergirl instead of waiting for download so I can fap to it. How could you tell?
well. the only cute part was her hungover in her bed. f
>>216534640>>216534800i didn't remember supergirl being a drunk slob in the comics so i looked it up2021 comics are trash so that makes sense
>>216534835>n..n...no ukek this manchild bots broken and all it can do is deflect. Imagine being proud of reading comics you fucking child>>216534845To shit on this movie trailer.
>>216534868i liked it. was moreso carried by its art tho.
>>216533965Looks like Hancock.
I never read the comic but I do know Batman fans seems to hate Tom King
What kind of tampons does Supergirl buy?
>>216534548Post infinite crisis Supergirl was shown drinking and smoking, maybe a bit before that too. Here is a last minute rejected cover for the comic. It was shown in the next issue box in the letter page but then when the next issue came out it was replaced. Love to see monke reenact this cover.
>>216534849If it gets astroturfed on social media it will be a moderate hit at most, otherwise it's bombing
>>216534849I dont see why this movie wouldnt make around 500mil if its good. Its not releasing between any big movies and DCU Superman is still hype.
>>216534868that's what i'm sayingi saw the trailer and was like "wtf supergirl wasn't an alcoholic"i guess now she iswhich is garbage
>>216534899people hate Tom King because he's an ex-glowie and also his writing is kind of shit.The Supergirl comic is the one decent thing he did but it's mostly because it has really good art. Story is alright.
>>216533965disliked without watching lol
>Paying money to go see a film in the cinema just for some girl when you cant even fapPeople do this? Its pathetic enough paying for porn, but at least you can fap to it
>>216534902free flow man. girls dont use tampons anymore
>>216534395literally no onedrunk whores don't like superheroes, so it's DOA
>>216534885Children don't even read comics anymore. So not only is it not an argument, it's irrelevant.>>216534868You're not wrong but it's probably the best thing Tom King's demented mind has ever shat out.
>>216533965
The official /tv/ approved Superman movies ranked. gunn's number 1 but I cba updating it
>>216534849>lets say the budget of this movie with marketing is around 150m okay?Lol
>>216534395Unironically shitskins who cum at the sight of a white woman.
>>216534636yes, it looks identical to the guardians 3 cgi sets, as if you asked an AI to insert her into the movie, so lazy
>>216534916It's literally sandwiched between toy story 5 and minions 3 though with odyssey coming out three weeks after it.
>>216534917supergirl isn't a consistent character. DC has rebooted her like 4 times now since killing her off in Crisis. in Post-Crisis she was a drunken chainsmoker who acted like a bratty teenager. In WoT ( the story they're adapting, and honestly probably her most famous story at this point ), I'm not sure I'd describe her an alcoholic but the story does start with her completely smashed in a tavern.
>>216534932You read comic books made for children you are pathetic.
>>216534849I don't know but I'm definitely seeing it. It'll probably be on the same level as Superman in terms of mediocre story-telling, but be better by default of having eye candy to look at the whole movie. People give Madame Web a lot of crap but that movie managed to pull in Sydney Sweeney and Isabela Merced in the same movie. That's some Kobe and Shaq once in a generation team up right there.
>>216534009I guess I don’t know what I was expecting. In all the animated stuff he’s basically double the height of a normal human.
>>216534204That’s guaranteed billion with China
>>216534957Doubling down on being wrong isn't going to make you right anon.
>>216533965"He sees the good in everyone, I see the truth" ok that was good But also fuck you with krypto being her dog, that's Superman's dog. Such a shitty change
>>216533965This looked like shit. Guardians of the Galaxy was good, but now every superhero sci-fi setting looks exactly like it.
>>216533965Not at all what I was expecting. Looks like Guardians lite.
>>216534955and they say hollywood is out of ideas
>>216534896
I hope the soundtrack isn't just fucking 80s songs
>>216534973I am not wrong. Just because you read something where the target audience is children doesn't mean it's not for children. Let me guess, your pathetic ass is a Disney Adult too?
>>216534974>"He sees the good in everyone, I see the truth" ok that was goodDamn you not figuratively fucking retarded
>>216534974Krypto being her dog makes more sense desu.
>>216533965Not a good first trailer. Looks like gotg slop. Also apparently has that dumb trope of the decade where a helpless kid follows the mc around.
>>216534988fr it NEEDS taylor swift.
>>216534899He's a former glowie and general ass writer.Woman of Tomorrow is great because he had other people reigning him in during its development instead of being left to his own devices like a lot of other stories and because it has really damn good art.
>who gives a fuck about comics!? we're not children>THIS KIDS MOVIE BASED ON TRASH THAT I CLAIM IS FOR KIDS DOESN'T LIVE UP TO MY ADULT CHILD STANDARDS I can't stop laughing. These are the same people that stay clear of /film/ because it makes them insecure about liking other capeshit flicks
>>216534152Don't forget this faggit.
>>216534981>Looks like Guardians liteThat's literally what every Pedo Gunn movie is.
>>216534823It will. SCREEN CAP THIS ANON
>>216534849>Inb4 it makes more than Superman
>>216533965Looks terrible.
>>216534956Well she is out celebrating her birthday.
>>216534941I respect putting Returns that high but I’d put MoS at number 2.
>>216533965So cute and hot, can't wait. The chud tears will be delicious too.
>>216534970Also china is obsessed with big cgi action and blonde blue eyed women. So it will be a hit in China. $2 billion is a guarantee.
>>216534009I watch for he
>>216535024you wish, gunnjeet
>>216535003How
>>216535024Only way this has a chance of happening is if they play up Mily Alcock's sex appeal in the marketing, which they won't do.
>>216534849It will be successful simply due to the supergirl brand name. That doesn't mean the movie will actually be good though.
>>216535013I made your manchild ass so mad you are angry passive aggressive posting now lmao
>>216534397
Could the space alcohol she's drinking kill a human?
>>216535059>Also china is obsessed with big cgi action and blonde blue eyed womenWasn't China one of the very few places where Barbie wasn't a hit
https://youtu.be/l6DepmNwbn8?si=iBKljhoEY8LSkM-kis it just me or does gunn only listen to white musicians?
>>216534849350 to 430m max. Might be less if the interest toward supergirl is super low
>>216533965YES SAAR LOOK VERY GOOD SAAR I WILL TAKE ENTIRE FAMILY TO SEE JAMES GUN NEXT CINEMATIC MASTAARPIECE
>>216535072The only DC properties that have large followings are Batman and Superman. Everything else is a serious dice roll.
>>216535000I read a lot of stuff. Clearly you don't know what you're talking about, but that's not stopping you from using feminine shaming tactics to try to make anons feel bad for reading books. I've let you waste enough of my time.
>>216534620Supergirl belongs to WHITE PEEPO
>>216533965she looks based
>>216535094that's because it had simu liu in it. they hate that nigga
>>216535069How the fuck does a newborn supposed to bond with a dog? They never even arrive to earth on the same time either.
>>216534974
>>216534009Oh -- that's why MooMoo is there. How disappointing.
>>216535069She actually grew up on Krypton and therefore would have had an opportunity to have a pet.
KRYPTO NOOO!
>>216534558No. They will kill every white Western superhero before they dare kill a heckin' wholesome pupperino.
>>216534129>superman saves town from nuclear reactor >Supergirl saves cats Kek
>>216535106-500izzat, jeet.
>>216534009>>216534059>>216535087>OMG IT'S LOBOWho the fuck is Lobo? Are retards really trying to gaslight me into thinking he's super popular or something? Never once in my life did I hear anyone talk about this guy until mid 2015 when capeshit was at its peak
>>216534152It’s a girl movie that anons will somehow watch anyway.
What does my nigger Eric Butts think?
>>216535112There is nothing more feminine than being an adult man reading children's comics
>>216535069Krypto's current storyline to justify him being Superman's dog but also not grow up with Superman because that would ruin his origin is kind of retarded desu. it's either>His parents sent a second shuttle ( for a fucking dog )or >he was trapped in a wormhole during an experiment by Jor-El then sent to Earth when Superman was grown somehowor I recall one was>Superman went back in time to Krypton and when coming back to present time Krypton jumped in with himjust saying he's Supergirl's pupper she took with her is simpler, since she's allowed to grow up with the dog without it ruining her origin.
>this bitch family are genocidal conquerors>she rather save cats instead of peoplebut she is le drunk so feel sorry for her
>>216535180wrong
>>216535163It's that Glup Shitto meme.
>>216535094Yes because barbie is very American and china absolutely hates America. On top of that it wasn't a big spectacle movie. So all of those factors outweighed their love of blue eyed blonde women. None of those issues are in supergirl. Even the tagine "Truth. Justice. Whatever." excludes america. So china will definitely carry the movie to an easy $2 billion. And it will get over 90% critic RT score. Jeets will mass suicide.
>>216534293>im mad
>>216534671Duh, she watched her home planet get blown up or something. So of course she's going to go on a three month bender (just like me) until she stumbles into a higher purpose: saving some darkies (just like me).
the writer of the Supergirl comic that it's based on is ex CIA
>>216535196No, I am correct. That is how pathetic you are. I can't imagine how ugly a shut in you are proudly advertising that you read comic books. How obese are you?
>>2165339651980s Blondie is so punk it subverted punk itself. Superman confirmed poser.
>>216534391yeah that superman teaser was absolute kino, with the music, no needle drops. i like the comic supergirl is based on but it's a fairly contemplative story that this trailer doesn't really indicate it's like that
>>216534849>>216534955like that anon said, toy story 5 and the new minions sequel are going to fuck the movie hard because those 2 already have secured audiences, then in the weeks after that we'll have moana live action, the odyssey and spiderman brand new day, to completely destroy its legs. I'm not seeing it making more than FF or thunderbolts, which is dying mcu numbers, very bad for the future of this universe.>>216535024not possible given the stacked competition, but, we'll see probably the most annoying astroturfed campaign ever, to pretend it's opening weekend broke records and again, day to day holding records and retarded shit like that again to hide its actual box office results
>>216534441White male
>>216535226oh boy here we go lol
>>216535163C list character that's basically a parody of Wolverine popular among comic readers because he's cool. Kind of similar to Deadpool before his movies.
>>216535226You should see that webm of him making a joke about how he tortured muslims in the war. Dude is genuinely insane
>>2165351520% chance they kill the dog. At most, he gets wounded and then at the end of the movie he is fine, maybe has a limp a la Agro in Shadow of the Colossus
I dislike teasers with the length of a trailer.
>>216535244There's something wrong with you. Why are you like this?
>>216534470Lmao the one shill who has to call this schizophrenic
Lobo is cool, but I hate seeing her get some side kick chick to follow her around, why can't we ever get some solo hero movies without some wacky side kick or normalfag tagging along?
Looks fun enough. Hope they don't fuck up Brainiac in Man of Tomorrow. Gunn has proven he can do good villains.
I'm a /co/cksucker and actually read comics, including Woman of Tomorrow (many years ago), and this looks like trash. I was worried when Gunn said Tom King "is an integral part of the DCU" and that they would be adapting some of his works (instead of Kupperberg's Supergirl, for example) because I think King is mediocre and basically writes the same character every time. I held out hope that the screenwriter of this movie, Ana Nogueira, would just cherrypick a few things from the comic and pay lip service to it but ultimately write an original and better story but the trailer basically confirms that she didn't do that. Why is the trailer so goddamn ugly? For a spacefaring adventure with limitless options for planetary explanation and alien races, why does everything look so goddamn brown, gray, and humanoid? Supergirl has crazy-looking, non-humanoid alien friends. Why is this yet another girlboss power fantasy teamup movie? Why does this look so similar to Guardians of the Galaxy despite no involvement from James Gunn?This has flop written all over it. What the hell are Gunn and Safran doing over there? Fast-track Batman and Wonder Woman already instead of making C-tier movies about C-tier characters
>>216535248>Superman will bomb because Dinos and FFYou jeets keep saying the same shit over and over
>>216535163lol zoomer gonna zoom.He was the 90s edgelord back in the day...good times
>>216535180And there's nothing more feminine than being an adult man on a message board crying about another adult man reading comic books.
>>216534718Gunn is going to keep repeating this formula until one of his movies bombs. Hopefully, this one buries the formula.
>>216534314Is it the bar scenes? Many movies have scenes that take place in bars, even Lord of the Rings has a tavern scene where they all drink and dance. Serenity also has a bar/tavern scene and River Tam goes crazy and beats up everyone which is also similar to that Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon scene where that rich woman finds out she has no money and then she beats up everyone at the restaurant using that ancient sword that seems indestructible. Even the Charlie's Angel movie had a tavern/bar fight scene and somehow a helicopter was also there.>>216534353Test screenings of early cuts to films help the marketing team decide what goes into the trailers.
>>216535272please don't dodge the question.
>>216535163>Who the fuck is Lobo?Space Wolverine
>>216533965These capeshit (?) movies all look the same. Same aesthetic, same kind of music in the trailers, same costumes, same everything. No sense of urgency or high stakes whatsoever. I half expected Chris Pratt to appear in this trailer
>>216535289we got him this time saar
That whole punk rocker attitude gets old. There's nothing cool about being an alcoholic with bad hygiene.
>>216535282>I want more cgi aliens like in my funny books!kys.
>>216535281Hoping the rumors of Matt Smith being Brainiac is true
>>216535286>n...n...no uYou are an adult who reads comics just stop
>>216535312Women can't be punk. They're just there to get fucked. Always has been.
>>216535282nothing will top tv supergirl test outfit
>>216535300Okay. I'm not obese at all and am in pretty good shape. Your turn. Why are you like this? Also, do you even read?
>>216534404you go to the Columbian room?
this doesn't look interesting, maybe the next trailer will do it.
>>216535312This. besides it upsets zoomers.
>>216535282>because I think King is mediocre and basically writes the same character every timeProbably why Gunn likes him
>>216535163He’s DC’s Deadpool but taken to the extreme. He’s also a metal head biker so he gets extra cool points. I think he was supposed to be a parody of edgy comics from the 90s if I’m not mistaken
>>216535320They have Khal Drogo and the Monke so it makes sense to have Dr Who there too.
>>216535312try saying that to a yellowjackets face and see what happens
Already at 10 million views.
>>216534745Retard
>>216535279meh you know nobody have the balls to it these days...
>>216535282Every movie looks like shit now because they always use HD lenses and soft lighting for everything.
>>216535330Show proof with a pic and time stamp
>>216535346>He’s also a metal head biker so he gets extra cool points
Why does the new Supergirl look like this?
>>216535322You are a retard on a message board crying about people reading comics while talking about a comic book movie. You are an incel with no friends and you have no sex.
>>216535346>DC’s DeadpoolThat's Deathstroke.
>Starts out the trailer with a dog licking.If they didn't show off Lobo then there would be nothing redeemable here.
>>216535383Why do australians look like this?
>>216533965This trailer has no substance to it. It’s like the first trailer of Star Trek Beyond compared to the second one that ended up being much better. Not a good first look for the movie especially since this is probably what will determine if Gunn’s contract gets renewed past 2027.
>>216535282>Why does this look so similar to Guardians of the Galaxy despite no involvement from James Gunn?You really believe that? The guy who can't resist replying to nobodies on social media? He's a micromanager
>>216535282Fantastic Flop flopped tho
>>216534513Comic nerds are so gay.
>>216535378not gonna happen faggot. God you're obnoxious.
>>216535407>This trailer didnt show anything!>This trailer spoiled everything!you jeets are getting desperate
Some DC exec saw guardians of the galaxy and coomed so hard he's been trying to capture that feeling for like 4 or 5 projects
why does the trailer sayFROM DIRECTOR CRAIG GILLESPIEam i suppose to know something this guy has done... anything he has done? like literally who
Is that Blondie in the background? ANOTHER FUCKING 80S SONG?GET THE FUCK OVER ITWhy are boomers and gen x retards so obsessed with that one decade? There's been music since. Remember the Batman trailer using a Nirvana song and how everyone loved it? I mean 90s aren't much better, but baby-steps. The Batman also heavily outperformed Gunn's Superman so take that as a hint
>>216534823Special cameo appearance by Stevie Nicks.
>>216535436It's because GOTG was the first "literally who?" capeshit characters who were successful
>disneyshills in panic modeYep, kino confirmed
>>216535420Just like I thought you are a fat fuck manchild who reads children's comics. Thanks for the confirmation. I accept your concession fatty
>>216535381Kek yeah I’m a metal head so metal shit gets over with me brother
>More than 800k views in an hourNo wonder jeets are going rabid here
>>216535451>CRAIG GILLESPIEWTF man, he made I, Tonya !!!!
>>216535472WB is getting bought by Netflix, tho
>>216535453it was recorded in august 1979
>>216534262>i hate millenials because of the actions of gen x the manchild and his gaggle of enablersit's getting dumb at this point
>>216535436and that DC exec was James Gunn, the guy that made guardians of the galaxy
>>216534802What is here age here?
>>216534745Back to r*ddit pussy>>216534640Why'd they turn Kara into a trashy slut?
>>216535284This year's summer battle also had 3 movies, JW won but still made less than the previous JW movies, superman was a box office disappointment that only managed to not lose money due to licensing, while FF was a downright flop. tell me, do you think supergirl will do better than toy story 5 and minions?
>>216535320QRD on any rumours relating to MoT? I was so out of the loop I only found out like 3 days ago Brainiac was confirmed by Gunn
>>216535451Cruella too.
>>216535489No, you're a gay faggot who listens to gay boomer metal that sucks
I was told they were going to push Krypto hard
>>216535500And disney had to shut Hulu down because of their capeflops in 2025, and?
>>216534607>Did they re-use some of the cgi assets from Guardians of the Galaxy?ftfy
>>216534362Lars and the real girl was /tv/core
>>216535519>superman was a box office disappointment
>>216535512Nah, they were trying to hit the GOTG feeling before they decided to just bring in Gunn to turn the whole studio into GOTG rip offs
>>216533965Momoa's Lobo is going to suck. It'll basically be just his Aquabro surfer schtick, but chomping on a cigar. That's not Lobo. Lobo is a Lemmy Kilmister and Randy "Macho Man" Savage.
>>216535518They just didn't really know what to do with her. Originally she was just Superman for little girls but it's not as if little girls were reading comics in the mid 2000s, and they couldn't just make her grown up woman Superman because Wonder Woman exists, so they tried to make her a sorority slut, and then after that they made her an rage filled alien-warrior, and nowadays she's kind of back to ditzy girl next door.
>>216535563Great poster. Shame the movie sucked
>>216533965If you're defending this because it is accurate to some comic book run then you're just admitting you liked a shitty comic run.
>>216535451They're trying to meme the DC directors into being well-respected celebrities and famed filmmakers. It's why Gunn appears himself in like 90% of the marketing material for Superman that isn't trailers
Not one upskirt shot.Zero fan service.
Reddit going wild for this one.
>>216535573Lobo doesn't really work in the modern era since what he was a parody of doesn't really exist with DCU/Marvel. There is much more of the idea of "Evil Superman" than Antiheroes now.
>>216534404Kek
>>216535163this guy gets it, now everyone is gonna pretend they always read the comics and knew who this is
>>216535578Same problem with Harley Quinn. Sexy in suicide squad then they kept covering her up and making her some kind of girl empowerment symbol?
>>216534974>"He sees the good in everyone, I see the truth"I hope she tips a fedora in this scene.
OH MY GOD IT'S LOBO HOLY SHIT AND OMG KARA IS WEARING HER ICONIC BROWN JACKET! I JUST LEARNED YESTERDAY ON REDDIT THAT THESE ARE BIG THINGS I SHOULD MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT!
When did they start doing this? Advertising graphic novels in the trailers?
>>216533965>I drank the space vodka.
>>216535548you didn't answer the question because everyone knows, even the most retarded ironic shills, that supergirl doesn't stand a chance
Her trashy American accent is so good I forgot she was Aussie
>>216535647It's all the same company, so why not?
>>216535563The first Suicide Squad was already trying to be like Guardians of the Galaxy
>>216535640kek
>>216534849>Is it going to be a flopif it flop it will be the end of DCU.
>>216535397Deathstroke doesn't do comedy, or break the fourth wall ever. But I'll agree that Lobo is not DC's Deadpool, it might've been in the early 90s, but not anymore. DC's current Deadpool is Harley Quinn.
>>216535656I didnt need to read more to know you eat cowpoop
>>216534849Chudda why can't everyone just get along?
>>216533965So it looks like she's gonna be depowered for most of the show.She's gonna be on one of her red sun planets getting wasted, so she'll be really weak while still having some of her powers.She gets in a fight with some aliens or something.Then she leads them back to Earth where she Supergirls all over the place with her full strength.
>>216535479I cannot imagine what it is like to be such a busybody that I would demand photographs from strangers because they read for a hobby. Truly deranged behavior.
>supergirl starts an onlyfans>supergirl has a discord server where the primary topic of discussion is her>supergirl drunkenly texts her ex after a date with a software manager doesnt give her the spark>supergirl gets the ick when a guy stumbles running away from Enchantress and decides not to save him
>>216535640I remember from the animated Superman that t.v. show or Justice League show where Superman disappeared for a while and Lobo came in and tried to join the Justice League in his place. Dude was just that comedy guy fill in, I forgot what trope it is called. Maybe "comedic relief?" Probably saw Lobo in an episode of the Superman animated show but can't remember it.
Under 2 hour length apparently
>>216535618Sort of? HQ kind of went in reverse. Originally she was in a full body suit and wasn't really sexualized that much, just the Joker's girlfriend he abused. Then they started sexifying her up, honestly I think it started with the Arkham Games, and she was full on sexualized in comics then, but still Joker's sidepiece. Then after Margot's Suicide Squad version completely blew up they started making her more independent and that's when they started making her this weird manic girl empowerment thing.
>>216533965On a scale of 1 to 10How hard are you going to cum watching this kino ?
>>216535010Please no modern shit.
i shant be watching it for she
>>216535244Not him, but reading books actually burns more calories than watching a movie. Unless you're both a Reddit user and that comic book guy type of person from the Simpson's show.
>>216535397They’re only similar visually. They’re nothing alike really. Their comics couldn’t be any more different. Deathstroke is played dead serious
It's crazy and hilarious that the bar is so low for capeshit that people get hyped over Mamoa's acting.
>>216534988The 80's songs are the best, specially for action movies, the gotg movies has shit hippie 70's song.
>>216535765admit it. all the single ladies would have made the trailer hype. it's old enough now to be retro
>>216535525Any genre outside of metal is woman music. Neck yourself dumbass
Halloween 2026 most popular female costume (minus the jacket)
We've done this already.
>>216535706I accepted your concession fatty we are good
does she wear panties under that skirt or super booty shorts?
>>216535807holy based lobo enjoyer
>>216535813What drugs are you on?
>>216535812maybe they'll make a 2nd half that doesn't feel like a totally different movie this time
>>216535163I only know about him from a single episode of the Justice League cartoon series where he's brought on as a replacement for Superman after Superman dies. But Lobo is kind of a psycho so they fire him.
>>216535807OH MY GOD IS THAT LOBO? IT'S LOBO. LOOK EVERYONE LOBO. LOBO. LOBO IS SO COOL. IT'S LOBO
>>216535835its a onesie with a skirt
>>216534916Spider-Man comes out the month after.
>>216535868When Lobo isn't on the screen everyone should be asking "where's Lobo?"
>>216535857see previous post fatso
>>216535674>>216535776 ? Deadpool is a spoof of Deathstroke. Wade Wilson and Slade Wilson .....
>>216534452You care way to much about made up stories
>>216535673God willing.
>DUDE SHE'S SO ROCK BOTTOM SHE'S GRABBING RANDOM UNFINISHED DRINKSI hope she gets kryptonite roofied.
>>216535902you're on the board about stories. maybe try >>>/o/ it seems more up your alley
>>216535887Can you read?
>Hes sees the good in everyone>And I see the truthMan they really butchered superman, hes isn't some naive goody too shoes who is ignorant of the world, he does good because there's already enough suffering and he can help fix a lot of it. The gunn supes feels like a 10 yr old sadly. Superman returns is perfect fuck you all.
I am 40 years old and while as kids we though Lobo was cool he was no where as big as millennials make you think. It's just more soulless memberberries
>>216535893Sort of. When Liefield created him, it was remarked he looked like Deathstroke, so as a tongue in cheek thing he named him Deadpool and gave him the name, but outside of that they aren't very similar at all.
>>216535929see>>216535813
>>216535932have you considered the jaded drunk who is the person speaking the quote about herself might not be the most reliable narrator
>>216535859The second half is only bearable because charlize theron is so sexy.
>>216534334Because Britney music is pure shit
>>216535936i have no idea who or what lobo is
>>216535647>>216535666It's the book the movie is based on.
>>216535990It's the character you play when you get a lobotomy
>>216535967You can't gaslight me I've watched every james gunn movie plus his porn parodies this is how he writes his male characters. Surprised Luthor didn't have daddy issues or was yearning for Louis lane. Maybe in part 2.
>>216535990He was a cool anti hero comic character that millennials are losing their minds over because that is how they are trained to act over cape shit since they never started a family and this is their family
>>216536028if you want Luthor with daddy issues and Superman getting cucked maybe hope Netflix or Paramount or whoever the fuck buys WB revives the Snyderverse
This thread already has 400 replies and is on track to hit the bump limit. I don’t want to hear another /tv/tard EVER say superhero movies are dead. >it’s bots! it’s shills! it’s jeets! Fucking cope. YOU LOST!
>>216535955Do you harass people who read because you can't? >>216535330
>>216536074i replied 5 or 6 times and will not be watching this and havnt watched capeshit since the red guy in the rocket suit
>>216536075Yup your concession is still accepted fatty
>>216536074Oh they're still ripe for making fun of.
>>216535406Their years of inbreeding with Aboriginals.
>>216535990He's an alien bounty hunter who's almost as strong as Superman and immortal like Vandal Savage.
>The jaded hero must protect an annoying kid who serves as a daughter/son, surrogate
>>216535811And much shorter skirts
>>216535880Wtf mad gay
>>216535072>It will be successful simply due to the supergirl brand nameChuds already coming up with copes lmao
>>216536286why? its hot, like a one piece bathing suit but it can be opened from the crotch
why does every single movie look like this now?
>>216534310Dude that scene gave me such a massive stiffy. I wanna see it again
>>216535064It’s hilarious that some Snyder fans use “Gunnjeets” as an insult, even though “Release the Snyder Cut” was basically an Indian national campaign and Snyder himself constantly praises India, calling the Mahābhārata “the greatest epic story ever written” and talking about to adapt it someday. Snyder is probably the Western director whose style feels most Indian with its operatic emotion, mythic framing, maximalist visuals.
>>216534310>>216536365What's the second after got?
>>216536108Doubling down on not being able to read. An odd choice.
The more I see, the more I see that like a mix of Gotg with Cap Marvel/The Marvels.
>>216536622Snydersaar
Damn this looks like a real straight-to-streaming capecrap movie.This is gonna be a nuclear bomb. 75% of the comments aren't even humans.
>>216534759Reading a Tom King comic is faggier than not reading a King comic KWAB
>>216533965Damn those youtube comments are quite organic.
Gunnverse is so fucking insincere and reddit. It's actually revolting. All I feel when watching the trailer is "fuck off".
who the fuck is the asian bitch?
>>216536806She's Chink-El, a major supporting character from the Krypto and the Super-Pets/Justice League of Apes crossover
>>216536659Lol no, and it was not a critic, the style in the trailer is very close to these movies, her blond missy hairs, her frienship with a younger girl, the dog vs the cat.
>>216535615hes in the animated series as well, pseud. he is not an unkown character, just forgotten.
>>216534258it's accurate to what theyre adapting
