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I am only going to watch multi narrative films. Anything else is a faceplant hero's journey piece of trash with one or two characters in every scene, we follow them walking and talking, down corridors, down the street, driving the car, yelling at people, doin close ups. It's sickening. Hollywood loves faceplant movies they think all pitches have to be about one or two people with problems. The problem is the faceplant paradigm.
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>>216534887
How many Robert Altman movies have you seen? And early PTA?
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Every single critically acclaimed film has an A plot and a B plot you moron
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>love actually
isn't that a movie about a bunch of higher-up men who want to fuck their subordinates + a gay love story?
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>>216534927
If it came out today /tv/ would call it jewish slop but because enough time has passes it is a bonafide classic now
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>>216534919
>>216534927
the demons inside you are rattled. Deep in your dirty rotten cores you love the fetid, stagnant faceplant films of endless talking and walking, yeah lets see the same face in 95% of scenes, every year, for decades, let's just keep seeing these now old and injected faces again and again. You are sick like your souls.
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>>216534887
My favorite but I'm less retarded about it
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>>216535039
I asked how many Altman/PTA films you have seen, schizo. You think that's a personal attack?
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>>216534887
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HyperlinkStory
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>>216535051
Even a blind, spineless worm can tunnel to the light.
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I don't like women so I shan't be watching romcom slop
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fuck Richard Curtis. it's all grating twee shite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKSGdByaUIA
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>>216535110
I refuse to be contained in your altman box, demon. You seek to trivialise the important revelation people need to make about most films really being of a faceplant genre that is indulgently grotesque.
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if I like Emma Thompson and Joni Mitchell will I enjoy this movie
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thoughts on this one?
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>>216535274
Yeah
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When picrel is considered radical, we know Hollywood has a faceplant problem.
>>216535319
havent seen it the trailer made me audibly grown too much
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>>216535261
>dude I love multi narrative movies
>I'm not gonna watch Altman though
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>>216535368
it's really sloppy but in a very cinematic way, kind of like Megalopolis



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