larger beer
>>216535001It's lager be'er. As in lager can beat anything you put up against it. Sex with the queen? Lager be'er.
>>216535001Ten percent? Ten percent, John!? That's quite an insane amount, isn't it, John?
>>216535001how come about 5% is the normal beer? my own wines goes to about 13% no issue.
>>216535571wine doesn't come in 16 ounce poors
>>216535632I drink wine from a beer glass
>>216535001Not exactly the same but I kept going to the same place for coffee everyday for ages and then the girl there started talking to me all the time so I had to stop going. I feel awkward when people recognise me and talk to me.
>>216535571alcohol comes from fermenting sugars. less sugars in hops, barley, and rice.
>>216535727they should add shugar
>>216535661You're an alcoholic.
>>216535758periodically
>>216535745
>>216535705I stopped buying alcohol for this very reason.
You know sheep? A bit wooly
>>216535661a megapint?
>>216535745the sugar in drinks is what causes hangovers
>>216536158This is trueSource: If I drink 5l of water and nothing else I don't get a hangover cause there was no sugar in itIf I drink 5l of wine I do get a hangover
>>216536188It's science.
>>216536138where you there?>>216536158wrong, it's the carbonation
>>216535661>not drinking from the bottlengmi
>>216536266my wine comes from 25 litre jugs
>>216536287Easy there, Odysseus.
>>216536158Yeah, kids get the worst hangovers when they binge on sodie pop.
>>216536339FUCK YOU, sodie pop is for adults too
I relapsed after 17 months. WHAT A LIFE
I'm tired of alcoholic niggers. Post best snack instead
>>216536388I binge eat when I drink, I like all chocolate and salty licorice
>>216536388i dunno about best buy my gf bought me a pack of these and i ate them in under an hour they're so good
You've all convinced me to use my slush puppy machine to have a raspberry slush with 3 shots of Aldi imitation malibu in it.
>>216535705Too much talking can be unnerving but I like walking into places where the barista knows my order. Makes me feel like Norm from Cheers.
>>216535705Back in uni I always used to go to the same takeaway on the way home after a night. One year they gave me a Christmas card I was such a regular. Never went back.
>>216535705luckily this is considered to be rude imc
>>216535099A daring synthesis
>>216536388>your poison sucks, here's minehaze on deez nuts choco-homo
>>216536388At least it's not Dubai chocolate.
>>216535705I own a gas station. I don’t mind repeat customers. I do mind customers who come in multiple times a day though.>guy comes in for cigarettes >two hours later buys a bottle of water >3 hours later comes by for more cigarettes >comes by for beer 4 hours lateChrist man.
>>216538085He's buying your obscenely marked up shit, you should love that guy.
>>216538085He was in love with you but didn't know how to say it.
>>216538142We’re actually quite cheap. Newports cost like 11 dollars here vs 14 around other places where I live.
>>216538085they probably are uncomfortable at home for whatever reason, and take any excuse they can to go out
I'm looking for a drink for my aunt.
>>216538511Is your aunt an alcoholic by any chance.
Hugh should have bought a nice 3 litre bottle of white cider like Frosty Jack with his money. Although at 7.5% alcohol it would be less alcohol than the 10% lager beers, the increased volume would really quench his thirst more on that perishingly hot day.
>>216538511lyl
>>216538511>Previously on the cornershop sketch: Anon is looking for a drink for his aunt
>19 days sober
