In the wake of Neteyam's death, the Sully family—Jake, Neytiri, Lo'ak, Kiri, Tuk, and their adopted human son Spider—struggles with fractured bonds on Pandora. Jake relentlessly berates Lo'ak for perceived recklessness, blaming him for Neteyam's loss and forgetting essentials like comms, driving a deep wedge between father and son. Lo'ak, heartbroken over his Tulkun friend Payakan's exile, ventures alone into the dark sea on a quest to find him, while Kiri grapples with her mysterious seizures, later revealed as side effects of her origin as a clone of Grace Augustine's avatar—vaguely implied to stem from Grace's foresight, though she still views Grace as her mother. Early tension peaks when Spider, running low on oxygen, is symbiotically linked by Kiri to Pandora's forest floor mycelium (white tendrils akin to fungal networks), granting him the ability to breathe the toxic air unaided—but at the cost of his life if severed. Neytiri, already resenting Spider for endangering the family through his RDA ties, demands his death to prevent reverse-engineering this mutation, which could enable human invasion; she initially sways Jake to sacrifice him, but remorse leads her to intervene. Amid this, Colonel Quaritch, driven by vengeance for his prior "death" and a paternal fixation on reclaiming Spider (whom he genuinely loves and fights for), forges a convenient alliance—both romantic and strategic—with the ruthless Ash People leader Varang, a conqueror who scalps rival tribes. Their bond culminates in a seduction scene implying off-screen sex and a kuru neural connection, though it's pragmatic rather than deeply affectionate. Quaritch, without RDA orders, integrates the belligerent, loot-thirsty Mangkwan (Ash clan) into his forces, arming them with guns and flamethrowers.
The conflict escalates when Quaritch's Mangkwan allies ambush Spider during a jungle walk with Kiri, using him as leverage to capture Jake in exchange for sparing Awa'atlu. Jake and Spider are imprisoned at Bridgehead city; Spider ingeniously escapes by unscrewing a vent with Quaritch's dog tag (gifted in a false bonding moment), while Jake is freed by a remorseful Dr. Garvin (to aid Tulkun rescue efforts) and Neytiri, who arrives for a daring extraction. The trio reunites and flees together, but Neytiri sustains wounds early, sidelining her for part of the chaos. Lo'ak, in his isolation, nearly commits suicide with a pulse rifle—interrupted when Kiri senses his intent—prompting gradual reconciliation with Jake, who finally acknowledges his son's growth. Interpersonal dynamics deepen: Jake and Neytiri bicker over parenting amid the crisis; Kiri and Spider evolve into a romantic pair, sharing a flirtatious moment where she kisses him after he laments his height, declaring him perfect (despite their quasi-sibling adoption complicating it); Lo'ak bonds platonically with Tsireya but shares no kiss. Selfridge pushes to exploit Spider's mutation for profit, clashing with General Ardmore (Edie Falco), who overrules him, while recom Lyle Wainfleet fades after early appearances. Tuk assumes a larger, delayed role in the unfolding peril, and the family confronts Neytiri's initial hostility toward Spider, which softens into eventual acceptance as one of their own.
Don't know what any of this means, didn't really read it, but it seems gay and stupid
The climax unfolds in a massive sea battle mirroring The Way of Water's finale but amplified with multi-faction chaos at the same site: the Sullys and Metkayina (water Na'vi) clash against RDA whalers, Scoresby's harvesters, and Quaritch's gun-toting Mangkwan, joined dynamically by vengeful Tulkun (including Payakan), swarms of new squid-like creatures, and an underwater energy vortex from a Spirit Tree missile strike. One child is taken hostage, echoing past traumas; Scoresby is drowned by a whale (possibly Payakan); Ardmore perishes as her ship is sucked into the blue vortex; Ronal falls shot in combat but births daughter Pril mid-battle, entrusting the infant to Neytiri (absent Tonowari) before dying—Neytiri safeguards her through the fray. Ao'nung (or a close Metkayina ally) is gunned down by whalers in a minor beat. Jake and Quaritch duel intensely atop a floating rock, with Spider intervening crucially; Neytiri battles Varang but is overpowered until Kiri intervenes, subduing her—yet they mercifully release Varang, who flees to rally survivors. Quaritch, redeeming slightly by saving Spider, plummets to a presumed death (body unseen, ripe for retcon). Bridgehead is raided but endures, repelling the RDA more decisively than before, though humans persist. The film closes on a poignant Eywa vision: Lo'ak and Kiri commune, entering an afterlife where deceased loved ones—Grace, Neteyam, Eytukan, Ronal—greet them warmly, evoking Titanic's ethereal farewell. No iconic eye-opening or -closing shots bookend it; Toruk and surviving whales thrive, the Sullys heal as a unit (all safe, including Pril), and lingering threads like Varang's escape and Quaritch's ambiguity tease potential sequels, delivering a conclusive yet breezy epic of chases, captures, and redemptions amid Pandora's soaring visuals.
>a larger, delayed role in the unfolding peril>delivering a conclusive yet breezy epic of chases, captures, and redemptions amid Pandora's soaring visuals.Why do I know that ChatGPT wrote that
>>216535697Grok, actually. I had it compile all the leaks into three paragraphs.
>>216535621who's neteyam again?
>>216535724
>humans bad, ayy lmaos good, humans lost for the third timetired of cameron slop, fuck the faggots who watch this shit and the money laundery behind it
>>2165357242002 be like...> Who was Boromir again?
>>216535914like a ps2 cutscene
>>216535945>I can render that on my laptop in 5 minutes!
>>216535945PS2 cutscenes buckbroke so many millennials it's not even funny
>>216535621Reading this made me realise I remember nothing from the second movie.
Boring af
>>216535648>delivering a conclusive yet breezy epic of chases, captures, and redemptions amid Pandora's soaring visuals.Is this AI? OP did you use AI to rewrite your summary or is the whole thing made by AI?
>>216536100see >>216535714And yes that is the real plot I read it over twice and it's accurate. I just can't be arsed to write that entire thing myself.
>>216535714Gay.
>>216535621hey grok, summarize the plot
>>216535636this. who's watching this shit?
>>216535628>Kiri and Spider evolve into a romantic pair, sharing a flirtatious moment where she kisses him after he laments his height, declaring him perfectlanklette propaganda
>>216535621https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZHBeIAeILk
>>216535648It's just the same exact shit than Way of Water but without a son dying.
>>216537800Ronal and her son die
>>216536627Eywa seeks race traitors
How does this work when we have seen official clips where Quaritch, Lyle, and a captured Jake spy on the Ash People and they clearly have no fucking clue who these fucks are? IIRC Jake is also surprised as fuck to see Spider breathing with no mask. So obviously Quaritch does not contact the Ash People until after this episode lol
>>216537968Jake is captured by the RDA -> goes on recon with Quaritch -> they discover the ash people -> Quaritch cuts a deal
>>216535621What's even the point of the conflict? Like seriously it's just a repeat of Avatar 2 at this point. More kidnapping and rescue. This could've gone way better if they focused on the DMT realm which was in Avatar 1 deleted scenes and actually delved into what Eywa is.
>>216538020>This could've gone way better if they focused on the DMT realmthis will happen actually, but it's Varang fucking drugged Quaritch with zero Eywa involved
>>216538020>actually delved into what Eywa is.Not a huge avatarfag but I didn't mind the theory that it's a bioengineered thing, like a film would blindside the audience by showing Pandora thousands of years in the past with the Na'vi (if they can even be called that at this stage) are like the present humans of this series. Even physically smaller too and they've devastated the planet with their antics the way Avatar humans have devastated Earth, and the bioengineered and regression was done to prevent extinction, and then they begin evolving into the physically massive cat chads we all know over countless eons. And then this is eventually imposed on Earth likewise. It would make sense given Cameron's massive treehugging sensibilities and be a big lore dump
>>216538081Ok that can be interesting but still it doesn't evoke enough excitement for me. Cameron screwed himself when he wrote Avatar 2. Why? Because he jumped the gun and had the humans comeback this early in his so called 5 movie epic. Imagine if Avatar 2 was more grounded like Navi clans fighting over territory. That'd be something unique to see instead of having the same battle setup but in water.
avatar land is confirmed canon and takes place after the movies so you literally already know how it all ends and who lives and dies
>>216538272>avatar land is confirmed canon and takes place after the movies so you literally already know how it all ends and who lives and diesSpill
>>216538272Can't find much about it online, how does it end?
>>216536627>>216535628NO, NONONO. NOT MY HEBE-HAG GF, WHY DOES SHE END UP WITH THE MONKE? THIS IS NOT FAIR.
did humans nuke the tree of life on the second movie?
>>216538081listen i dont give a shit about avatar and never have but for one reason i dont even goddamn know i want to fuck that particular aliencatshe just does it for me and i want her
Perfect thread!I made an avatar meme, let me know what you think, fresh off the presshttps://x.com/Glassbuttboy/status/1999213145911623796
>>216538157>>216538020I don't know how much biology was put into the worldbuilding, but the first Avatar gave the impression that Eywa and all the animals in pandoria were evolved from the same primordial organism, All of them being able to plug each other with those neural tails. Eywa itself being a medusa-like fungus-like planetary brain. The fact that there was a unique fuckhuge tree growing on an unobtanium deposit made it seem like the mineral was an important nutrient to Eywa or the stuff Na'vi would eat.Well with Avatar 2 all that biology world building stuff went into the trash, so we know it's just Cameron showcasing his favorite real world animals on CGI, since that was a whaling movie. Who knows what will show up in this one, it's probably commentary on the amazon indians, drug use and land abuse. Next film will be either about deserts or glaciers.Bringing humans so fast really was a shit move. One would expect they will just do full scale invasion at this point. I wonder how he's done the Spider adapting to breathing alien atmosphere thing, It would make sense biologically if the fungus inoculate him with magic bacteria.
>>216538020Very based. That DMT deleted scene from Avatar 1 would have been incredible if finished and left in the movie (and also unironically has one of Jake's most important character moments in the entire movie). There are so many great cut scenes in the first movie
God, what a boring plot that advances absolutely nothing and gets nowhere. I was hoping Cameron had the balls to make Quarich the protagonist with Ash lady as his companion to take down both the coward Suly with his shitty annoying family and the greedy ignorant humans, joining the best of both worlds into the future that imbecile Jake Suly could never accomplish. Cameron is a pussy. Guck him.
>>21653933310/10, have a cookie
well that sounds retarded
>>216535915I want to kiss Yakko
>>216535621>Neytiri, already resenting Spider for endangering the family through his RDA ties, demands his death to prevent reverse-engineering this mutation, which could enable human invasion; she initially sways Jake to sacrifice himJesus, Neytiri.
This shit is so fucking boring, Cameron please do another movie that isn’t blue monkeys vs humans again
>>216539522>a boring plot that advances absolutely nothing and gets nowhereIt worked for the last one.
>>216539333That's a lotta disturbing art my guy (I'm a missionary vanilla guy) but the one you linked I like. I'm gonna attach it here
>>216541410smug BITCH
>>216535621man I don't even care about reading the spoilers
>>216541410How big are Na'vi cocks? Or do Na'vi women have really shallow vags?
>>216535648>Neytiri battles Varang but is overpoweredI need this.
I've seen both films and can't remember a fucking thing about them
>>216541410good, I'm a spic and I'm range banned, so appreciate the repostI'll gain nothing from it except knowing that I contributed 0.0001% to more memes in the world
>>216541763I wish everyone had an oldfag spirit like yours.
>>216535621Will there be more catgirl Siggy? This is very important.
it's impressive how bad these movies are
>>216535991greatest /tv/ thread of all time
>>216535915>HFY faggots seething and copinglove to see it, three billies by the way
>>216541953Yes.
I started watching avatar porn and now watching the movies feels lewd because they wear basically no clothes and I was gonna go watch this new one with my mom (going to the cinema after a very long time) and now I feel conflicted about it.
>>216535621>>216535945https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZHBeIAeILk&pp=0gcJCSkKAYcqIYzv
>>216541410>>216539333It's a crime that we don't have a drawthread general on /tv/Start one, drawfag
>>216535621>Neteyamliterally who?
Neyitiri is worse than varang kek that bitch really was about to sacrifice a kid
>>216535621Avatar is so fucking gay
>>216535931boromir was sean bean who died in epic fashion. everyone knows boromir. who is neymora again?
>>216542282Can't. Like I said, I'm range banned./tv/ blocks most IPs from other countries to post pics, I'm guessing to keep /tv/ "american-centered /tv/"I can post pics just fine on /v/, /diy/, any other board, it's just this one.That's why it'll probably never catch up
