The Gap edition.Previous: >>216529021
More like The Gape LMAO
>paraguay man arrives at the darien gap>plurbies just built a road for him with signs leading to carol
Toot toot. All aboard the Pluri-Bus.
>>216536768Nope. The episodes come out 9pm EST today.
>>216536779I’m gonna PLURB! AaaaaahhhhHHHHH I’m PLURBING!
Behead all those who offend Carol.
Everyone deserves to have fun with their friends. Have a good thread, guys, use Uber if you need a ride home.
>>216536810>>plurbies just built a road for himNo need
How would he handle the plurbening?
>>216536779OOOHHHHHOH GODI'M PLUUURRRRBINNNN
>>216536779At what level of human population can the plurbs sustain themselves in of they only eat fruit that feel of trees and their own corpses?I can't imagine more than a few million.
>>216536915Let's ask the Georgia Guidestones
Can't wait for them to meet, not be able to understand each other and we get 5 episodes of them learning english/spanish.
what carol gap smell like
mannequins enfants séduisants
>>216537032Maybe they could use google translate or something. Is the internet still up?
This is the first time in a while where I actually look forward to a new episode of a show coming on, even if I know this isn't anywhere close to the greatness of the golden age of television, it just reminds me of lost in a kind of way where there's a lot to theorize and discuss even though 90% of it will never be addressed in the show because like lost, the point of this show isn't going to be the signal or the mechanics of the hive or whatever. Still fun to discuss it though. The main weakness of this show though will be the lack of interesting characters. There's just so few, unless they find a way to start taking some people out of the hivemind so we can have more actual individual characters. The other non infected outside of carol and manousos just aren't interesting.
Pluribussy
>>216536915Anywhere from 1 to 15 million. That's about what the human population was prior to agriculture. Probably on the low end since they can't practice hunting or horticulture and their foraging is restricted to collecting already fallen fruit, although the presence of already engineered modern fruit species probably helps counter that limitation. But note that a significant proportion of their population would be occupied with foraging full time.
>>216536873His arc would probably be like Diabate but replace orgies in vegas with drinking with his childhood friends in his hometownEventually he'd get tired of how hollow it all feels and join Carol to stop the plurbs
>>216537079dis nigga..
>carol gets creative with her rebellionGUYS shes so le fun and quirky!why you dont love her!?XD
this show has really sparked my creativity lately
>>216536960>schizo stones
>>216536834liar
so there's a chance that this show could really be pretty good?
>>216537401If they kill of the protagonist, sure
Koumba actor recently posted this pic of him and his wife of 10 years
>>216537361.....you're a very talented person
>>216537420SAARS...
>>216536873>4 weeks video game session with his fat friend>virus couldn't get in because they never opened a window>don't even notice the plurbening>when they finally notice, they behave like plurbs>"you just have to smile creepily and move like a canadian"
>>216537415here's what's gonna happen ...
>>216537441I'M GONNA PLURRRBBBBB
>>216537396The episodes have literally always dropped the day prior at 9pm EST. You're brown. Don't reply until you prove you're a white American.
>>216537140>This is the first time in a while where I actually look forward to a new episode of a show coming on, even if I know this isn't anywhere close to the greatness of the golden age of televisionthis>The main weakness of this show though will be the lack of interesting charactersalso this
>>216537420Damn I thought he was gay for sure
>>216537361post moer
>>216537079you fucking nigger
>>216537361nice dude
>>216537471shut up retard I just forgot what day it comes out because I don't put TV programs on my calendar
Okay, so the plurbs use radio waves to communicate.Is the solution just going to be a tin foil hat?
What's so dangerous about the journey to meet Carol? Does he have to fight tigers and rhinos that have been released from zoos?
>>216537361what do you make them out of? clay or something?
>>216537552https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dari%C3%A9n_Gap
>>216537552Darien Gap has nasty wildlife. Venomous snakes, alligators, etc. Although in our world its real danger are the cartels that will rape and kill you if they catch you, which won't be an issue in the plurb world.
>>216537567>>216537576the danger of the wildlife is overstated, without any border guards of cartels it's a cakewalk assuming he stocks up on good outdoor clothing, guns and food/water from Asuncion. he can drive most of the way
>>216537361kek I like the Mr Frog
The longer the show goes the more convoluted and retarded it gets. No alien would design a virus like this for any reason other than to kill a population and leave a dead wasteland planet to be taken. And if they are doing that, the virus should just kill you.>all of them shut down if you yell at them, leaving the entire species helpless>none of them have any survival instincts whatsoever>if anyone resists infection they become slaves to that person and will kill their entire species just for the sake of someone not infected>they can't eat fucking anythingThis is retardedThey are fucked. They could so easily deal with hunger, just plant cabbages and potatoes, with coordination they can grow so many it can feed the planet while they eat the dead bodies and supplement their diet with canned food, dead animals. Oh but they can't do that. You can't harvest a cabbage, that's harming the plant. You can't plant potatoes. You can't harvest potatoes. All farming is off the table.The entire human species will be starving to death and wild animals will just go into human habitats and pick them off. Entire species will adapt to eat humans because you can't fight back. Every city, every town will just be full of bears, wolves, tigers, eventually birds will figure out that humans are free food and will just peck out their eyes and live inside their skulls.This is stupid.
>>216537361I really need that homer simpson as a fridge magnet
>>216537471>alwaysexcept the week of thanksgiving, checkmate loser
>>216537660It's probably meant to give them just enough time to build another antennae to spread the virus to other planets
is this the episode where the buffalo appears
>>216537608His car is a piece of shit that is definitely not suited to be driving through rainforest. He'll probably ditch the car when he gets there and start walking.
>>216537660Perhaps the goal is to end war and that's why the virus was originally made.
>>216537778War on picking plants?>bro, I need to engineer this virus and send it billions of lightyears away, guys, someone out there could be eating a plant that doesn't fall off from a tree and needs to be pickedAutism aliens?
>>216536779BRAVO VINCE
>>216536779>driving across the Americas in a shitty MGcant suspend my disbelief that much
>another ep of Carol not sitting the others down for an interview asking the important questions
the gap leak
>>216537660If you just kill people, then any survivors can repopulate. By the time your colonists arrive, they might have rebuilt. If you create a pacifist hive mind that's obsessed with making sure everyone is part of it but also can't feed itself, you ensure that it'll make sure everyone gets infected and their society can't rebuild.
>>216536779If I never leave my basement, would I survive the plurbbening chemtrails?
>>216537660Have you considered that you're gay and retarded? What if the originator is a group of plurbs already and they live on a planet full of plurb accessible fruit and they think plurbing is the best and just wanted to spread the joy
>>216537420He bloody did it sirs. He got the beautiful white woman to show bobs and vagine.
>>216538026>>216537434>jeet derangement syndrome has gotten so bad that even literal niggers are being called jeetsgrim
>>216537823Yes. That's the point. They tried to end war but didn't think to allow farming. Or maybe the aliens don't even eat they just photosynthesize and so the concept of agriculture is foreign to them.
>>216538026That dude isn't a jeet, he's French
>>216538070>jeet derangement syndromeGood moorning saar
>>216538200>making the whole board look like a designated shitting street with your """""""ironic"""""" jeetspeakironic faggotry is still faggotry.
>>216537032Do you guys close your eyes when you watch this show or something?
>>216538285Ok, Ranjeesh. Go shit on a street
are you watching the game awards or new plurb
so how long until they run out of stockpiled food and 90% of plurbies die off
>>216538461When is the TGA?
>>216538341The conversations about this show are insane, I've never seen so many people exposed themselves as having no attention span or ability to comprehend media
>>216538461>game awardsPeople care about those? Weren't video game awards usually a joke?
>>216537361Based
>>2165385037:30pm ET and it goes for like almost 4 hours
>>216538517people watch for trailers none gives a fuck about awards
>>216536841fuckig hate Caroldumb bitch fucking stupid entitled lesbian cunt bitch.She's the type that makes up the % of domestic abuse cases in dykes.
If the plurb has the mental strengths of every member of the plurb (a TGIF waitress can fly a commercial airline), does that mean the plurb is unbeatable at video games? They have the knowledge of every top speedrunner, every e-gamer who is the best at COD, LOL, Overwatch, etc
>>216538516And it's only getting worse. That's why modern shows like the new Dexter ones have to flood you with repeated flashbacks so you can keep up.
>>216538461my gf did a tarot card reading and it said if we don't watch plurb together something bad will happen to me so..
>>216538074Dutch-Mauritanianstupid /pol/cels can't do a 1 sec search
What time do the cock fucking destroyers come on?
>>216538074There is not a single frenchman on the planet who is that mutted
>>216537272Does the show address lab grown meat?
>>216538700do you watch soccer ever? The French National Team is like 95% black guys and one token Algerian-looking fuck
>>216538670Why would he speak french if he was dutch?
>>216538516It's nice for Pluribus to confirm that Severance wasn't as bad as this board made it out to be, people were just too retarded to understand it.That's not to say either show is a perfect masterpiece (and quite frankly I'm not a big fan of Pluribus) but man is it annoying when most of the "criticism" was just retards incapable of following the plot.
>>216537272No hunting puts a massive limit. Paleolithic humans hunted a lot
>>216538714They are not french you retardTheyre imorted africans the futbol kikes use to make money
>>216538760French is pretty widespread in Mauritius
Reminder that plurbs having sex with non-plurbs is miscegenation
>>216538799Mauritania* and it's not just widespread, French is the main language there
>>216538782>there's no black french people!>there are plenty>according to me, they don't count as being french!okay anon
>>216538847It's Arabic according to Wikipedia
>>216538866They dontBeing born in a garage doesn't mean you count as a carFucking retard
>>216538782France has a lot of multi-generational black people because of the colonies it's not just immigrants within the last 20 years of globalism or whatever like a lot of Europe, more black people than you think had grandparents who grew up in France
>>216538775Severance was bad because it became entirely plot focused rather than character focused, and wasted hours of a plotline (reintegration) that was unceremoniously dropped.All people wanted was to see the four familiar characters interacting with each other, in both of their personalities. That's it. The simplest possible request for a character driven show.But there was virtually no personal interaction. They were almost kept deliberately separated. The entire focus on season 2 was the incredibly boring "What is Lumon up to" plot.
>>216538888checked
>>216538884So is it in Morocco, Algeria and Tunisia but they speak French fluently still.
>>216538884Officially yes but French is the language of non-plebs
I never knew there was so much French in Africa. Finally, a reason to hate Africa.
>>216538892>But there was virtually no personal interaction.Please actually watch the show instead of using AI to hallucinate you a "critique".
>>216538908Greta is so over.
>>216538891no they don't you fucking retardthere is not a singe black person who is frenchlisten to your superiors who understand how this works
When does it drop on apple TV?Like 7pm EST right?
>>216535963My Zosia edit, I miss her.
>Plurbs are forced by the NAP>They twist and shout after any aggression NO!Bravo Vince already showed us that the plurb James Bond villain hurt other plurbs when he smashed his glass. One guy cut his hand. Nothing happened. No shutdownIt's plurbing time
>>216538968I did watch the show and I was very disappointed after waiting years >Season 2 Episode 5 >OH BOY I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE FALLOUT OF EVERYONE DISCOVERING HELLY'S TRUE IDENTITY AND THE REAL HELLY TRYING TO GET TO GRIPS WITH THE SITUATIONAbsolutely nothing. They barely spoke. Rewatch that episode if you don't believe me. The only episode that appeared to get back on track was Episode 6 which contained pic related. I then expected further interactions between the two of them on the outside. But that was immediately shoved aside by the sidequest episodes 7 and 8 featuring literally who characters.
>>216539068OOOHHHH OHHHHHH STAND BACKI'M GONNA PLUUURBBBBAAAHHHHHI'M PLURBINNN
>>216536779So the rumor is that we will start to see the introduction of the mutant plurb characters tonight which will pave the way for the walking dead-esque spin offs.I am excited to start to see the plurb universe open up.
>>216539005Cute hag
>>216539005someone needs to make a leekspin version of this
>>216539005that's pretty good anon im actually more surprised you got the file size that low
>>216538341Nta but I could see how people missed it. It appeared on the screen real quick and had a shadow covering half the book. I had to rewind and pause.
>>216539005won't you sister think you're weird if you told her you made that?
>>216538588i'm only watching for the trailer for Jon Blow's new game
>>216538341I can't read spanish, dipshit
>>216539226his sister is probably relieved that his sexual frustration is not focused on her and instead somewhere else
>>216539005FUN FACT: zosia is considered by some to be the best character
>>216537361That Homer and Ayyy are pretty good
>>216537361look at all those plurb mutations
>>216537608cartels or not it's still a really dangerous trek. Spot flooding, insane humidity, mud and shit everywhere. It's no cakewalk.
how are you enjoying the pluribus so far?
Yet again I will explain that there is no point in having that Mexican man cross the Darien Gap. Simple.>Why do people cross the Darien Because you're guaranteed to not be intercepted by feds or fed enablers and deported back to Vuvuzela by taking the sea route>What are the dangersMostly rape and murder by cartels which don't exist in this series. Otherwise wildlife I guess>Is there an easier way?Traveling the coast by boat. Flying. Whatever>Is it possible to take a car through the Darien No>Are there feds in the waterNot anymoreIt would be significantly easier to use a barge to get to Panama than crossing the fucking Darien. That's retarded thought but maybe this guy is a retard? Does he think the plurb is a bunch of feds? Does he not know how to drive a boat? This episode will have less than nothing going on for 58 minutes and probably a stupid cliffhanger. Maybe Vince just wants to use the Darien as more space for product placement such as an Oatly carton on the ground or an Energizer battery falls out of her dildo. Thanks Vince.
>>216539005She's ZosiaShe's every girl you know sia, everyone you ever met, but yet, none of them too, and she knows it all. Ask her anything she'll get it for you! Yes you! On Pluribus oooh!(Pluribus is filmed in front of a live studio audience)
>>216539005based
>>216537361I like Pim
>>216539303good premise but but dragged too fucking long
>>216539266true
>>216539303I'm just watching it via these threads. I haven't actually seen the showI'm enjoying it
>OOHHHHH>I'M GONNA PLURB JUST ALITTLE BIT>I GOTTA SAVE SOME PLURB FOR LATER>OOOHHHHHHH HERE I PLUUURBB
all the insiders i have spoken to confirmed that>carol gets creative with her rebellion>we will get a 25 minute long jungle kino>manousos arrives at the outskirts of americaepisode ends but we get a special double episode broadcast taking everyone by surprise, it follows the plurb pov and leads into them seeing the start of mutations amongst their ranks
>>216539310they're doing to show the mutated plurbs out in the wildernessduh retard
>>216538461I'm streaming the Game Awards and then the Plurbs for my friends. Gonna be a comfy evening.
>>216539005>>216535963Just saying this anon actually delivered
>>216539265Fucking lmaoo. But no. We both love Zosia. She was the one talking about Pluribus edits and how there'sno quality ones. I offered to make one for her. It's actually my first edit.
>>216539384>do it for herare anons really waifu'ing this hag?
>>216539310Those are all very interesting points about the Darien Gap, but I will counter with:Vince is an idiot and doesn't know any of thatThe Darien Gap in this show is not the real Darien Gap, but a fictional version Vince made up for his silly television show
>>216539355Kill yourself
>>216539196NTA but it's easier than you'd think. https://trac.ffmpeg.org/wiki/Encode/VP9See the section on two-pass.
>>216539373>seeing the start of mutations amongst their ranksIf they actually do this then it would be an analogy for how irl viruses quickly mutate and become able to coexist with their hosts.
>>216539415do you think when she finally over doses the plurbs are going to narcan her and try to save her?
>>216539415Different anon but yeah I am too.I like how abrasive and dumpy she is.It's an acquired tasted.
>>216539415you just don't get it man
>>216539415People are still waifuing a decade-younger Kim Wexler
>>216539461pretty sad, anon, but at least she is a female...damn, things have gotten so bad lmao
>>216539454dunno, not watching this trash>>216539482no, i definitely do not>>216539485still not great but makes sense, i guess
>>216539439i've been saying this since the beginning but people keep arguing with me saying the show is a metaphor for lesbians and purely a character drama
>>216539303It's awful. I barely even watch it at this point,, but just put it on in the background and then skim through anything I might have missed. I will finish out the season because I've made it this far, but have no plans to continue after that, despite whatever dumb cliffhanger they tack on the end. One of my 2026 new year's resolutions is to quit consuming modern media entirely.
>>216539373I was just thinking that a "day in the life of a plurb" episode would've been good.
we be /plurb/in',not concernin' what nobody wanna say
Who up pluryin' they bussy rn?
Which of the Plurbs would you like to see on a body pillow?
>>216539303I like the concept and production values, but I'm honestly getting a little bored. I think it's an intresting choice to make carol and absolutely miserable person, but they also made her really retarded, tooI'm hoping tonights episode with /ourguy/ can breathe some new life into the showI think the dark comedy aspects are very well done, though, probably the best part of the writing.I was laughing my ass off when john cena was lamenting that 90% of the plurbs will fucking starve to death within a decade lmao
im about to plurb right nowim about to plurb right now
>>216539303the memes make it kind of kino
>>216539266>*hospitality subroutine initiated*
>>2165368344 more hours pluribros.
>>216539303I don't have AppleTV, so I just watch clips on Youtube and pretend I have watched the whole show.
Who would win? Plurbs can't kill, but Strangers are dying, maybe they can wait them out...
>>216539599John Cena
the premise is fine, but making all of the "individuals" brown people, except for a single old infertile White woman is stupidmakes me feel like this show is not for me and Humanity already died, you can't even create more White people at this point, if only the non-infected can reproduceshe was the only person, who was even interested in saving humanity and the other just derailed the conversation, instead of focusing on the important things
>>216539303It took me longer to warm up to Saul and Breaking Bad, so I am impressed with it so far
>>216539310>Traveling the coast by boat. Flying. Whateveryeah he probably will do that for the gap, the picture in his apartment showed what looked like his father as a pilot with a plane behind them
>>216539726Paraguy is kinda white.
>>216539726???the shows heavily hinting that it can be undone
>>216539726>Humanity already died,actually a good take, anon
>>216537361Holy shit it's Cryokeen
>>216539157Mutant how?
>>216538461what's being announced anything good?
>>216539726filtered
mind the gap of quality between wdramas and kdramas
>>216538461I'm stuck at work tonight and missing both. Going to be the slowest shift of my fucking life.
I can't wait for the +10 minute sequences of someone doing something mundane. It will be so amazing. So many questions answered.
>>216539818The alien race who made the virus are obviously gift bio-engineers beyond our current knowledge set. Various plurbs are rumored to have mutants to perform and carry our their various tasks.The ant dude in the beginning is most likely the one who was the most right.
>>216537361cryogoat
>>216539818Futas
>>216537361Reminder that the person who posted this image is named Cryokeen, he has cock images as well>>>/bant/23743592
>>216539963hot
>>216536960They never found out who blew them up.
>>216539963how the fuck wait whatexplain
>>216540014he's a sci-fi artist and he's highly regarded in the clay community
>>216539963so you cyberstalk him around 4chan like a sane, rational person would do?
I am not a plurb! I am not a plurb. I know she fucked those plurbs! I knew it was Zosia. One after another. As if they could ever write something like that. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't watch it. She – she covered her tracks, she got that idiot at the casino to plurb for her. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This plurbanery? she's done worse. That grenade! Are you telling me that a grenade just happens to explode like that? No! She orchestrated it! Carol! she drugged Zosia! And I kept watching! And I shouldn't have. I took her into my own watchlist! What was I thinking? she'll never change. she'll never change! Ever episode 1, always the same! Couldn't keep her hands out of the plrubs! But not our Carol! Couldn't be precious Carol! plurbing them blind! And she gets to be a protagonist!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped Vince when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-
>>216539963leave him the hell alone
>>216540014hes a lolcow from sam hydes fishtanklive
cryo has it hard enoughdont bully
>conciousness and memories of billions>doesn't understand sarcasm
>Cryo watches PluribusbasedI really resonated when that mexican dude called his mom a bitch.
>>216540014He made comments about wanting to rape a woman who was on a reality show so he was brought on to fuck with her. She ended up shooting him with a BB gun, causing him to quit the showhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=INQsP_X4oEY
>>216540060oh man now I want to see what would have happened if Chuck was one of the immunes
are any of you still watching this and if so, why?
>>216540014>>>/bant/23719916
>>216540237I invested in 5 questions being answered. So far 2 questions have been answered but 4 new ones have arisen. I am in -7 in deficit.
>>216540237I want to see how much time they manage to waste.
>>216540237It's the best show of the year so far. Low attention span ADHD zoomers should just stay out of this threat to be honest.
>>216540318>It's the best show of the year so far. And what competition it's up against!
>>216540207>tiny pixy threatens dude 3 times her body weightthis shit is so lame and written by mentally ill peopledon't shit up these plurb threads with this mental illness
When are we getting a Kepler 452b POV Vince. I know you want to jump the shark.
>>216540192Claire as the protagonist of Pluribus would've been kino.
>>216540318You are a sucker for normie conformity, perhaps this is the lesson of the show itself.
>>216540392
>>216539310You just know there'll be some Netflix-tier subtle woke commentary on immigration. Can't not have it if a brown guy is trying to get from South America to North America
Can't wait to see what good ol Vinnie Bravo has in store for us tonight
>>216540468this but Vinny Ramos
>>216539873perhaps you'd prefer to watch some slop on tiktok if you don't have the attention span
>>216540318It's very good but I think my favorite show of the year has to go to Chair Company
>>216539998israel
>>216540318>>216540318nah
>>216537550calling it first, the radio frequency Manousos identified with having a weird signal, is the one that when used to relay the appropriate signal, the pluribus becomes reversed. screencap this.
>>216540485I could paint my nails and still not miss a thing that's happening in that time-wasting slop series.
>>216540548then it's not for you, watch something else, comment in threads about things you like
>>216540535So the initial signal plurbs everyone and then they send another signal to unplurb everyone ...as a joke.
>Traveling the coast by boat. Flying. Whateverhelicopter as seen in the trailer
>>216540535I've been steadfast that Manu will eventually be the "villain" of the immunes There'll be some moral decision where say Manu can kill all the plurbs but Carol wants to save them Both have been set up as "I'm stubbornly going to do what I think is right" so it seems inevitable they'll be in conflict with each other
>>216540192a fellow cryogod cleh
>>216539217>book
>>216540573the radio frequency plurbs them or keeps them plurbed.when it stops, or changes, then they become unplurbed. the reason is the evil aliens want to clear the planet with starvation, but also want to keep some of the humans in low numbers for controllable golems. reminds me of the nz whistleblower in the times during covid and his tall stories about his elite friend warning him. I'm sure Vince got wind of it and adjusted his core story to the signs of the times. BRAVO VINCE.
>>216540595nope, too extreme, plus he's brown. woke censorship would never allow it.
Patiently awaiting the new ep in this cozy pluribus thread
>>216537660It's a solution to the Dark Forest. Want to go out and travel in the universe but scared of predator races. Put out a signal that makes the predators into peace loving hippies and wait. If they put out the signal themselves you're good to go there. If they don't avoid it at all costs, or maybe just ice the whole solar system.
>>216540587Britt is best
>>216540512Chair Company has higher highs but the season was overall disappointing.
>>216540181they also plurbed all of the aspies and autistsgrenad xd
>>216540756He's not super brown, and he's very male. He could be the bad guy.
>>216540887no, don't be such a faggot, you're insisting on your erroneous suspicion. Vince doesn't need an antagonist, when the whole world is it. Plus Manousos has childhood trauma from his bitch mother. Vince is very forgiving with childhood trauma carrying characters. He sees them like the children he never had.
The virus is either:>tailor made for its target species to ensure infection produces the desirable traitsOr>it’s an RNA virus that magically produces the same effect across all biology, which would be extremely retarded without hand-wavey Prometheus goo and that definitely wasn’t part of the transmission.Unfortunately it would appear to be the second scenario because the initial test rat deceived the scientist to touch it and bite/transmit the virus. Which is of course bizarre because so far other animals don’t appear to be plurbed. Fortunately, this show sucks and they probably won’t delve into the details because they are too busy with middle aged melodrama
>>216540756it won't be an extreme thing, it'll be something that redditors can argue "was Carol right? Or was Manu right?"
>>216540950I could see it being a Butcher and Hughie situation
3 MORE HOURS
>>216540950ok be a redditor faggot. i don't care.
>>216540512Me too
>>216540734that roman dodecahedron was used to knit gloves.. it's not some gobbledygook nu-age vibration technology KEK
>>216540874>HAM! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!I really just don't understand.There was some kind of divergence that happened in comedy like 15 years ago.
>>216540976no the whole point for Vince is to show that if you don't march to anyone else's drum but your own, you might be a very difficult character and a hateful bitch under normal circumstances, but in extreme circumstances, where the signal is bad and leads to the destruction of mankind, as in ((( join the pluribussy or else we'll make you join))), esp. when you have everyone in your immediate family dead or distant, you don't get plurbed.You're on your own vibration. That's why Carol and Manousos are kindred souls, not antagonists, you fools.If anything I fully expect Manousos to unlesbo Carol.
>>216541159>and the anti-kythera mechanism was an expensive toy, not a computer solving differential equations to map stellar body movement.keep telling yourself that lesbo. i'm sure you got all 25 shots in the 5 years post covid.
>>216541159that's what they want you to believe but have you considered gobekli tepe? checkmate
Pluri mother fucking Bus did this?
>>216541241oh yeah, thanks for reminding me anon.this guy has done amazing work on explaining gobekli tepe:https://theethicalskeptic.com/2025/01/10/an-interpretation-of-gobekli-tepe-pillar-43/https://theethicalskeptic.com/2023/12/18/hidden-in-plain-sight/
>>216540874i tried watching chair company but everything is so ugly and loud i couldn't make it past the first episode
>>216536779Does the gap refer to the Darien Gap? I was wondering if they'd include it in his trip north. . He's gonna have to leave that fancy car behind.
Just finished the new epsiode and wow ...nothing happened nothing happened nothing happened Carol was a bitch nothing happened nothing happened Paraguay man looked at a map for 10 minutes nothing happened nothing happened Paraguay man reached border end credits
>>216541365It’s been traversed by automobile before.
>>216541377I thought the episode comes out in 3 hours ... do any of you guys know where a good rip is?
>>216541236>computer solving differential equationsIt "solves" them in the sense that a cogwheel solves a very specific equation of motion. You just turn the wheel and it moves. It's not a general purpose equation solver.
>Manousos driving>Bad to The Bone starts playingKINOOOOOOOOOOO
>>216540734The radio signal didn't plurb them you doltIt contained instructions for making a virus which contains the plurb payload
>>216541396Australia is six hours ahead.
>>216536779Is there any way I can watch this series without buying apple TV? I already sub to netflix and Amazon prime, I'm not buying another fucking sub.
Countdown to the stream?
>>216541241>gobekli tepeWasn't that basically just a favela? A big collection of small dwellings, all basically alike, with no central planning. Many of them didn't even have a doorway. You entered via ladder through a hole in the roof.
>>216541418>appletv doesn't do international releasesretards.
>>216540014Cryokeen
>>216541406> And Archimedes was just randomly burning latin ships with curved mirrors, just by trial and error, not having first invented calculus, which was rediscovered 20 centuries later by some bored brit *aristocrats* scrounging into book copies from the Alexandria Library they got from the Ottomans. Sure, NPC. If this was found in a random shipwreck in the middle of nowhere, imagine what else is missing.
>>216541425Use one of the usual pirate sites
>>216536834How am I supposed to decide between plurb and video game awards bah! First world problems
>>216541474He didn't use curved mirrors, he use a big array of flat mirrors, or rather polished metal plates, each controlled by an assistant. You just aim each one.
>>216541417and the radio signal remains now in AM frequencies to keep them plurbed you commie pedowood midwit.
>>216541425Go to the piracy mega thread anon. Look for streaming sites under TV and look for the ones with the goat emojis.Make sure to download uBlock.
>>216541425go to yandex dot com, because it does not censor them like jewgle, search for pluribus streaming online and it will come with a bunch of sites.do not even think of visiting them without an adblocker tho. they're cancer.
>>216541485What site is this? I dont know any trackers, I just go on baby's first pirate site whenever I want something western
>>216541430No you're thinking of Catal Hoyuk. That was just a big heap of buildings.Gobekli Tepe was properly laid out and planned.
This is the pivotal point in the season that will dictate it going forward...can they keep it interesting with new plot points? Or is it going to go back to lazy dumb characters, because it was on a downhill slide up until this recent episode and if the season ends with the Paraguay guy meeting the dumb cunt this show will probably be renewed for a second season but will ultimately fail.
>>216541556Don't torrent unless you have a VPN (unless you live in a third world shithole then your ISP wont care). Someone will usually post a gofile link in these threads anyways, you can wait for that or find a streaming site like bingeflix.tv or 1shows.ru but those will have laggy playback.
>>216541505sauce? were you there, or did you rely on another (((modern historian))), and by modern I mean any westerner, or anyone really after WW2? I eagerly await your next comment:>3i/atlas is a comet
Shieeet this guy is in for a long drive. And he has to do it on South/Central American roads.
>>216541430are you dense?see here.>>216541332
>>216541626>Shieeet this guy is in for a slow burn.ftfy
>>216541605I do use a vpn, obviously
I am once again asking for an ETA on the cock destroyers
>>216541646This show cant afford slow burns
>>216541556That particular one is ext.toI like it because the torrents are well organised, but sometimes it goes a little crazy with popups that my adblocker can't seem to stop.This direct link to Plurb search results should work fine for youhttps://ext.to/browse/?q=pluribusJust click on the magnet link and your torrent program should open automatically, example in pic.>>216541605Don't be such a panicky nitwit. Torrenting is fine.
>2025 this>2026 SENPAI season 5>2027 Severance season 3>2028 this season 2I really hate Apple's release schedule.
>>216541612>were you there, or did you rely on another (((modern historian))),Were you? How did you know he used curved parabolic mirrors, that you believe require calculus to create
>>216541605Ive been getting little nasty grams from my ISP telling me to stop torrenting for years now and they’ve never done anything.
>>216541646The slow burn will be worth it when he finally reaches Carol in Pluribus season 2 (2028).
We're going to actually make contact with an alien race before this show finishes
>>216541702ThanksI'll keep it in mind for when i want to get back into kinos
>>216541728Image all the questions that will be answered on that day.
>>216541514How the hell did Mao keep winning reelection? Are the chinese stupid?
>>216541719because they're the same I used to calculate the curvature of your mom's ass.
>>216541702I didn't say torrenting was bad retard, I said to use a VPN so your ISP doesn't rage. I know from experience. Kill yourself nigger.
>>216541677>>216541728this
>>216541474>random shipwreck in the middle of nowhereIt was found on a massive, elite cargo vessel lying on a major ancient Mediterranean trade route
>>216536779I like to shitpost about the Game awards each year, but I am going to watch this instead because I actually enjoy it. Plus, I played like two games this year. I have just outgrown video games really.
>>216541773>lotsa ins, lotsa outs, lotsa whathaveyous, lotsa stolen elections in commielands. but a resounding yes.they'been culled again and again and again ad infinitum, ad nauseum, leaving only the most compliant bugmen around. here's a video more to your taste, I'm sure:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vv21pKqxUs&list=RD_Vv21pKqxUs
>>216541793I hope there's some announcement about Dark Heresy
Jilly-Jan
>>216541792tell me anon are you familiar with picrel?
>>216541793You haven't outgrown video gamesMost games these days are just shit
2 hours till the next plurbenning.
>>216541872why are you changing the topic, incel?
>>216541959Glownigger probablyThis is their typical tactic, a kind of combative thread-derailing.No reason to target this thread, maybe he got his orders mixed up.
>>216536779Just heard about this show today. Watched the first 6 episodes via reactions. My opinion so far..... I know Vince Gilligan is known for episodes dragging on while going nowhere, but is it a symptom of a shift in TV itself, where an entire season is taken up with a plot which could have been shown (probably in a superior way) in a single episode?I think of old school films like The Godfather, where several plots were packed in, contrasted, intersected, and resolved, all within a 3 hour movie; then I see five hours of this, and (plot-wise) there's really nothing going on. It's like breaking bad, with 20 minutes of Mike breathing heavy while looking out the window
>>216541872>dis is like a literal holocaust
>>216541872why are we talking about greek/ byzantine fire? where's the part where they get plurbed?
>>216541872Jews did this btw
Game awards with friends so we can riff on it > then we all watch Plurbspatrician's choice for this evening
>>216542031I believe you're right. There's a demand for a 10-ep long season, fine ok. But there's a complete shortage of scriptwriters who can crank out interesting episode plots within an overall framework. I have no idea why this is.So we're forced to stretch out what are effectively movie scripts. Or alternatively, imagine the X-Files if it was nothing BUT the "myth-arc" with the black oil and the smoking man etc. That's what modern tv is.
>>216541959because your midwit faggotry oozes from every post of yours. denounce the talmud, and then we can talk.
>>216542041On insane anon declared that there is a link between the plurb signal and certain puzzling roman artifacts. Then he started spamming all sorts of ancient technology and heavily implying.... something, I'm not sure what.
>>216541995like your mom mixed up your father with her boyfriend and now you're unsure whom to call dad. that's why your battle cry is "who's my daddy?" instead of the most common variant.
>>216542080AHAHAHHHA. Thats peak schizo autism if I've ever seen it.Keep milking him.
How long until the episode drops?
>>216542068denounce reddit spacing
>>216542045denounce the talmud pedowood kike.
>>216542096I'm prepared to admit that 3/I Atlas is an alien probe. You've got me there. But you're going too far with your image that attacks our safe and effective vaccine.
Heard there are mutations in the gap
Answer me >>216542179
>>216542103i'm gonna milk the cow like luda filling them like double Ds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxBSyx85Kp8&list=RDGxBSyx85Kp8
Will there be a watch party tonight bros?
>>216542214From henceforth cometh this unfounded demand?Did you show him your dick?
>>216542179>>216542214About 1 and 1/2 plurbs from now
>>216539310They will be in fact going to The Gap for product placement, but the episode is about the clothing brand store The Gap, not The Darien Gap
>>216542180i only use it on /tv/ because this joint reeks of reddit faggotry, so I want to blend in.
>new plurb soon>extremely bored waiting>not long enough left to watch a movie without getting anxious about the episode releaseI fuck everything up
>>216542210Kill yourself you spamming fucking faggot
>>216542294>I fuck everything upYeah, I was just going to say.
>>21653677990 min until torrent!!!!!!
>>216541874It is probably a bit of both. Whenever I go back to some rando retro game, even one I have never played before, I realize that games actually can be fun and I am not just completely jaded.
>>216542364>torrentingmajor ick
>>216542341No, I started it way back but it turned out to be real. Only said it once per thread but then my will manifested itself and we are going to see some weird stuff in a plurb POV shot tonight or something.
>>216542208i do tend to stretch a tad much. nothing to do with the plurb mrna virus tho, that turned everyone into a happy golem, instanty and suddenly dying if they were incompatible, or when a bitch is in a foul mode. completely random too that the excess deaths number since the vax roll out matches the instant deaths number from the plurbing.
>>216539599why does she have 5 o clock shadow?
Tonight will be the first night I plurb right when the episode drops and I get to shitpost with ya'll I'm excited
>>216542033>so baked
>>216542507Zosia has no ass and no tits
>>216542598Lesbians don't care about thatThey care about soul-to-soul connection
>>216542629“Zosia” doesn’t have a soul. She’s a characterAI bot
>>216542629Lesbians are not real
>>216542629i'm a dyke and can verify this.
>>216542598>Zosia has no ass and no titsso?
>>216542294>>216542355Hello, Jet
>>216542629Is that why they all experience bed death after 2 years of being together? Cause they stop pretending the like eachother's bodies?
>>216542598Yeah because Raban doesn't have an ass and tits.
>>216542724Raban is a man for the booksHer ideal is Raban with ass and tits
>>216542697and then they take it to the mattresses.
>>216542697Yes, women are not really sexually aggressive. Being lesbian doesn't change that.
>>216542629then why do they always have those hyper realistic dildos with veins and stuff
>>216542440No, nigger, you're the b*skin roberts / AI anthony bourdain / hawk girl spammer that tries to force a meme once a month and fails miserably despite spamming it for hours every nightPathetic fucking loser
>>216542805Because they're women and they liked getting fucked with dicks. They aren't very interested in doing the fucking, they want to be on the receiving end.They're just afraid at some level of the men who come with the dick.
1 hour until we Plurb that torrent!
>>216542814thats the funny thing about planting an ideait grows
>>216536779>manousos journey is going to be a metaphor for Latin American immigrants saving America.I can already see the propaganda at workBravo vince
i invented the word plurb
>>216542888checkem
>>216542840Um so should I get it from a specific site, or just get it from the first yandex result?
>>216542840u think the torrent comes out at the same time as the show? it will take like 5 minutes at least plurb
>>216543007why won't anyone tell me how to get the torrent?
>>216542840actually 24⅔ plurbs
>>216543043See>>216541702
>>216537420His wife is Lena Paul??
>>216543043https://www.reddit.com/r/Piracy/wiki/megathread/movies_and_tv/#wiki_.1F9F2_.279C_torrent_sitesAlso, jeets like this >>216543007 >>216542840 aren't going to help you out.
>>216543163>r*ddityou're no better than a jeet
I legit haven't downloaded a torrent since 2019 when my ISP sent me a letter It's all about streaming sites where you don't have to download anything
Last plurbNo more plurbs
kinotube status?
>>216538985They're born in France therefore the French government considers them French. Educate yourself, monsieur
>>216543196>my ISP sent me a letterWhat country?
>>216543240USA, AT&TThey have an internet monopoly over my area so I can't piss them off
Episode drops in half an hour, right?
>>216543254yes
huh doesn't the new episode drop on Friday
>>216543311newGOD "friday" means thursday night for apple tvalso someone bake holy shit
You have no chance to surviveMake your plurb
new>>216543414>>216543414
>>216543350SOMEBODY SET UP US THE PLURB
>>216543427ALL YOUR PLURB ARE BELONG TO UShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg
