David Harbour just got savagely taken down in his ex-wife’s album.Highlights:-blew a gasket she was given a role for a West End play without auditioning-while in London he called her one day and insisted they open up their marriage with the agreement he could only see prostitutes. She reluctantly went with it. He broke the agreement and saw non-hookers too- David is an avid 4chan poster (there is a track called 4chan Stan)- he had a private apartment his told Lily was his dojo, as he is an avid martial artist. He did not train martial arts there. It was actually a Pussy Palace, full of lube, butt plugs, women’s underwearHow will David ever recover?
>>216542077>David is an avid 4chan posterwhat boards
Don't come home, I don't want you in my bedGo to the apartment in the West Village insteadI'll drop off your clothes, your mail and medicationI'm already on my way, headed to the stationStuck on the F, there's a problem on the lineI couldn't be more stressed, I'm losing my mindUp to the first floor, key in the front doorNothing's ever gonna be the same anymoreAnd that's when I realisedSomething don't feel rightI didn't know it was your pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palaceI always thought it was a dojo, dojo, dojoSo am I looking at a sex addict, sex addict, sex addict, sex addict?Talk about a low blow, oh no, oh noI didn't know it was your pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palaceI always thought it was a dojo, dojo, dojoSo am I looking at a sex addict, sex addict, sex addict, sex addict?Talk about a low blow, low blow, oh noI found a shoebox full of handwritten lettersFrom brokenhearted women wishing you could have been betterSheets pulled off the bedStrewn on all on the floorLong black hair probably from the night beforeDuane Reade bag with the handles tiedSex toys, butt plugs, lube insideHundreds of Trojans, you're so fucking brokenHow'd I get caught up in your double life?And that's when I realisedSomething don't feel rightI didn't know it was your pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palaceI always thought it was a dojo, dojo, dojoSo am I looking at a sex addict, sex addict, sex addict, sex addict?Talk about a low blow, oh no, oh noI didn't know it was your pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palace, pussy palaceI always thought it was a dojo, dojo, dojoSo am I looking at a sex addict, sex addict, sex addict, sex addict?Talk about a low blow, low blow, oh no
All of those things are based. Men will hear these factoids and think "hell yeah!".
I went through your bedside drawerYou know I've never been inclined to have to do that beforeNever been Bergdorf'sBut you took someone shopping there on May 24You bought her a handbagIt wasn't cheapI was in LondonProbably asleepDid you go to Montauk for the weekend?And was there an encore?Did it pay dividends?Is that why?Why won't you tell me, what her name is?This is outrageousWhat, is she famous?Say that it's overDo you mean a hiatus?Why won't you tell me?What a sad, sad manIt's giving 4chan stanWhat a sad, sad manIt's giving 4chan stanWhat, is she famous?Somebody famousWhat are you so scared of?Do you think I'm gonna contact her and tell her what for?Gonna get divorcedIt's a marriage of convenience and it's her you adoreI think you're sinkingYou're protecting a lieYou don't want her thinking that you cheat on your wifeYou're such a cowardYou can't tell the truthYou love all the powerBut you're not even cuteNo, no, no, noWhy won't you tell me what her name is?This is outrageousWhat, is she famous?Say that it's overDo you mean a hiatus?Why won't you tell me?What a sad, sad manIt's giving 4chan stanWhat a sad, sad manIt's giving 4chan stanWhat, is she famous?Somebody famousSomebody famousSomebody famous
>>216542077although gen x has and continues to post here a 50 year old still regularly browsing 4chan would be a minority of a minority. would be legitimately surprised if he actually ever came here and didn't just laugh at 4chan posts on twitter and reddit.
>>216542077Thats really...>*checks notes*...stupid
>>216542077He's fucking creepy looking. Psychopath pussy vibes fr fr.
>so you know why do you have this whole other apartment that you don't want me to come to ever?>It's my ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ dojoThis was her own fault
>>216542114>lying to your wife and cheating on her are totally based, guys!
The Sheriff from Stranger Things was married to Theons sister? That's wild dude bro mai gai.
>>216542077is he going to play rasputin or something?
>>216542111/tv/ of course. He is most likely the snood poster.
>>216542077SEXXO
>>216542133>it's giving 4chan stanSplashing money on a bunch of bitches while they suck your dick? No, that's not typical behaviour in 4channelarians, Lily Allen is misinformed.
>>216542114It’s not based. David Harbour is a degenerate who can’t handle the fact he’s a mid actor at best. A legend in his own mind. Meanwhile his wife resurrected her dormant career to make the best breakup album in the past decade in the span of 10 days.
post his award show rant with winona
>Lily Allen is 40 years oldHow the fuck is she the exact same kind of retard that she was when she was 19?
>>216542077Nobody in the industry cares. They had plenty of time to replace him on his new movie he’s doing when this news dropped and did nothing
>>216542077>David is an avid 4chan poster (there is a track called 4chan Stan)I don’t believe this as all. He is a massive liberal woke faggot. He’d be on bluesky not here
>It was actually a Pussy PalaceI wish to have a Pussy Palace
>>216542143I felt the same way. Dude has a pussy palace stealthing as a dojo in nyc? There are multiple multiple professional grade mma/bjj/boxing gyms in NYC. However to grant some grace Lily Allen is essentially a theater kid so what the fuck would she know about it? She trusted her husband and he was a fucking degen creep
>>216542185>resurrected her dormant career to make the best breakup albumwhen i google it everything seems to point to it being a month old, i'm pretty attuned into stranger things related media so why is this the first time I've seen anyone talk about the diss track.
>>2165422204chan is probably like 50% lefties now
>>216542136Youre delusional. Zoomers prefer fucking around on tik tok by a country mile. Taylor swift also visited 4chan pretty frequently. Sorry but this place will continue to trend older.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBoJZ1mEjPI&list=RDCBoJZ1mEjPIShe knows about the clussy brosIt's ogre
>>216542077Are you here right now, David? I know you go on /pol/ too
>smarmy heart-on-sleeve-liberalfag turns out to be a degen creepWow who could have possibly predicted this?
>>216542111/po/, those paper folding bastards have al the fun
>>216542202She’s shockingly candid, hilarious, and ego free in her lyrics. This is about her using dating apps after the divorce :My name is Dallas Major and I'm coming out to playLooking for someone to have fun with while my husband walks awayI'm almost nearly forty, I'm just shy of five-foot-twoI'm a mum to teenage children, does that sound like fun to you?'Cause I hate it hereI hate it hereI hate it hereI hate it, I hate itSo I go by Dallas Major but that's not really my nameYou know I used to be quite famous, that was way back in the dayYes, I'm here for validation and I probably should explainHow my marriage has been open since my husband went astrayAnd I hate it hereI hate itMy name is Dallas Major and I'm coming out to playLooking for someone to have fun with while my husband walks awayI'm almost nearly forty, I'm just shy of five foot twoI'm a mum to teenage children, does that sound like fun to you?'Cause I hate it hereI hate it hereI hate it, I hate itI hate itI hate it, I hate itI hate itI hate it, I hate itHer name is Dallas MajorShe used to be quite famousShe's no stranger to failureHer name is Dallas MajorShe's terrified of failureShe's just here for validationI thought they got married in VegasThey call her Dallas Major
>>216542295Haha based
>>216542077why would you date lily allen? what a dumbass
>>216542136He has nothing else to do and he’s still fat in his movies so he doesn’t even work out.
>>216542077>David is an avid 4chan poster (there is a track called 4chan Stan)This seems hard to believe. Doesn't he have Trump deranged syndrome? Not saying he should like or support Trump, but you need to be very NPC to get hysterical over him in that particular way.
>>216542185>best breakup albumBreak up albums are fucking lame. Just because Taylor Swift built her entire career by being a bitchy ex doesn't make them good.
>>216542228Her US tour dates have sold out. There’s speculation she dropped the album just r before the premiere of this season of stranger things just to fuck with him. There’s definitely some stranger things references in her album
hi /tv/, david harbour hereAMA
>>216542077>-blew a gasket she was given a role for a West End play without auditioningBased. I imagine him like Chuck in bcs, "YOURE NOT A REAL ACTOR, I DEDICATED MY LIFE TO THIS" and her roastoid mind couldn't comprehend his indignancy
>>216542345Boxers or briefs?
>>216542319he makes all the MIGA threads
>>216542111Starfield generals
>>216542345why do lesbians masturbate with plastic penises
>>216542320This type of shit is not normally my cup of tea but I have to admit a few of these are pretty damn good songs
>>216542077Cheating is one thing. Being outed as a 4chan stan? generational humiliation lol
>>216542319This. Unless everything about him is fake, which is very possible and he’s he’s just a chud
>>216542319Yes David actually is truly an ultra progressive feminist and not in fact a deranged sociopath that will do whatever it takes for him to get ahead and/or satisfy the needs of his flesh
>>216542077>he called her one day and insisted they open up their marriage with the agreement he could only see prostitutes. She reluctantly went with it.Lmao, the balls on this guy to even attempt that.Many women pretend like this hate this, and they'll nod in agreement at how horrible he is, but they still seek out these vaguely antisocial antics in the men they want. They love the excitement of a kinda toxic guy. They deserve better, that's true, but they cannot escape their restless spirits, and will choose worse for themselves intentionally because of it. They refuse to tell themselves "No" and end their restless ways.
>>216542277This song sucks. "It's giving 4chan" means that it appears to be that kind of behaviour (or what she thinks 4chan behaviour is) and also she's writing a song because she what? Found evidence he bought someone a handbag? Did it not cross her mind that maybe it was a gift for a friend? Of course he's not gonna tell you her name because you're gonna flip your shit at some innocent girl over a fucking handbag and drag her name through the mud because as this fucking album shows women can never not do things publicly.
>>216542320It's funny you bring her up because I clicked through some of the shit ITT and YouTube was like "Hey wanna check out the new Taylor Swift video?" and I was like fuck it, I listen to her once a decadeAnd she's got a new hit song about how happy she is that makes it sound like she was finna dab on herself before that football fag came alongBut it sorta sounds like she's nostalgic for being miserable
>>216542441It's not that serious dude, women are just extremely easily manipulated and buck broken.
>>216542111/pol/ specifically the Pro-Russian Ukraine war general
>>216542077holy based
>>216542475>It's not that serious dudeI really dislike this oversocialized pathology that compulsively tone polices other grown people into never speaking about anything seriously like an adult.
>>216542447Dude, he bought the bag for a woman he was fucking. He was fucking tons of women behind her back. No one is arguing to the contrary. It’s established fact.
>>216542515What is "speaking like an adult"?It's really just not some psychologically compelling thing. They are easily manipulated by psychopathic smarmy men, because those are the ones with all the confidence and indifference to do it.
>>216542133>4chan stani cant even make that make sense… shes saying he likes it but thats not even what a stan is
>>216542111>>>/lgbt/
>>216542534And that's fine to Lily Allen has always been a cheating whore too so if anything it makes her a hypocrite.
Lily Allen is a psychotic roastie whore and I sincerely hope she ruins David Harbour's life with all of her powersThere's my cards on the table, with zero layers of irony or false flagging
>>216542549Stan is slang for an obsessive fan
>>216542547>What is "speaking like an adult"?Understanding that both genders are equally psychologically compelling.
>>216542143
>>216542515Shut up you faggot.Women are retards, simple as.
>>216542111/gif/
>>216542580Do women really have a psychology though? I mean my dog has a psychology but it doesn’t mean anything.
>>216542623
>>216542630They are literally people just like you
>>216542609>Women are retards, simple as.And I'm being tone policed by some annoying peter pan cunts for wanting to speaking seriously on why I think that is.
>>216542630>Do women really have a psychology though? For men who are becoming psychologically tethered towards spiritual homosexuality, probably not.
>>216542146when its lily allen, yeah. dumb cunt should stop using her shitty music to air family drama
>>216542645So is my dog!
>>216542515Because the majority of your problems are not really problems, youre just a pussy and want to act all high and mighty for stupid reasons probably
>>216542630Yo Pajeet, what do you think a "psychology" is?
>>216542647Except you're not speaking clearly peter pan, I've spoken clearly. They are easily manipulated and buck broken by smarmy cunts. It's that simple. The dude who cheated on her and left her with no closure is the one she's thinking about all the time when she's with you.You're speaking about it in some whimsical romantic way, it isn't whimsical or romantic or particularly interesting. Smarmy manipulative psychopaths buck break women, it's that simple.
>>216542681She doesn’t owe her shitbag ex husband a fucking thing
>>216542133>It's giving 4chan stanIt's giving 40 year old woman who still thinks she's 16
>>216542077>David is an avid 4chan poster (there is a track called 4chan Stan)I think you're reaching.
>>216542701calm down lily you're being emotional dear
>>216542077>It was actually a Pussy Palace, full of lube, butt plugs, women’s underwearGod forbid a man has hobbies
>>216542707Dallas Major lyrics would disagree
>>216542707>>216542202>nooo you can't just be flighty and immature because you're 40nigga I'm 40 and I spent all day playing Chrono Trigger
>>216542701its narcissistic, unseemly and low class
Any anons shitting on Lily Allen is just David Harbour being sad he isn't re-adjusting his own butt plug rn
>>216542077Is her whole gig taking potshots at her exbfs? That is sad.
>>216542782Yes, David is
>>216542695>Except you're not speaking clearly peter pan, I've spoken clearly.You know a barb was on target when they have to steal it for their own. Never mind that I'm largely agreeing that women choose this for themselves, and said so before our exchange began, but you're apparently annoyed that I've dared to suggest their "restless spirits" and made the further mistake of suggesting that they have an equally interested psychology (or a psychology at all, for that matter).This exchange is an interesting parallel to anon who know that women are retards of their own choosing and still find the why behind it all compelling and interesting, and men who hate taken this too far into depersonalizing women out of hatred: Like and Dislike are two sides on the same coin of mental attachment. The man who is indifferent towards women in a hostile way is still a man who is deeply attached to them - only through negative polarity. His wounded pride keeps him from seeing this.>Do women really have a psychology though? This is a quip of a profoundly pussy-haunted male.
>>216542077He will recover in his pussy palace.Surrounded by a rainbow of hot bitches and piles of coke. This man is my hero and he is who I hope to grow up to be.
>>216542345Are the Millie Bobby Brown rumors true?
>>216542251gen x and millennials are very different things. i'm 33 myself. harbour is gen x. they never had a huge presence here.
>>216542790plebish retort
>>216542077It's kind of funny that he is associated with internet nazis now when he was probably calling everyone a chud.
>>216542707Chavs never mature.
Why did he even marry her? What did he need her for? Not sex, obviously he was getting that elsewhere. Not love, because if he loved her he wouldn't do all this other shit. Why did he marry 30-something year old hag with a history of infidelity Lily Allen?
>>216542692>Because the majority of your problems are not really problemsMind your business faggot no one asked you (see how that works?).
>>216542786She was content to fade into obscurity. Then David blew a gasket at her getting offered a role at a West End play, deep sixed their marriage, and in retaliation she shook the rust off and blew his ass up on the microphone
>>216542185What album? What hype? You’re crazy.
>>216542181Speak for yourself. I have 20 bitches sucking my dick right now. Shit is so cash.
>>216542811
>>216542872Degenerate pussy hounds who bang whores 5 at a time are a hard sell for acting roles nowadays.And he likes her enough to marry her.
>>216542877>She was content to fade into obscurity.>until she had another break up, and leapt at the chance to air some more dirty laundryWhat do you think this means that contradicts anon's post?
>>216542077>He allegedly is a weirdo perv.>She's a karen who uses 4chan as a boogeyman unironically.They deserve each other.
>>216542136Majority of 4chan is millennials.
>>216542876Youre a coddled faggot, i hope your problems are always so small
Can't call 4chan incels anymore, we got pussy palaces.>>216542319There's plenty of people who hate him on here. Entire threads of both sides screaming at each other.
>>216542982>your problems aren't as big as MY problemsYou keep insisting upon yourself. Fuck off.
>>216542965yeah, millennials. not gen x. i'm 33 and both my parents are gen x and i couldn't imagine them shitposting here.
>>216542812Yes, in the sweltering summer of ‘22 she raped Tom Holland and then tongue raped his ass, KWAPB
>>216543093Bitch lived my dream.
>>216542884You sound like a democrat in 2016. Her US tour is sold out and they’re trying to add more dates
>>216542077Something something Gwyneth Paltrow flying in Harvey Weinstein's private plane.Funny how these hoes only reveal these horrible and potentially criminal secrets after the guy has dumped their asses and not a second before, really activates the good old almond.
>>216542345How big is your cock?
>>216543017Now youre putting words in my mouth. Pathetic.
>>216543260>i hope your problems are always so smallThe implication being that your problems aren't.I don't care about your problems. Fuck off.
>>216542853He's Sarah Gadon guy
>>216542447>(or what she thinks 4chan behaviour is)It's funny that, in the roastie mind, 4chan is simultaneously an internet sewer where unwanted beta males who live in their mothers' basements gather to whine about how women won't fuck them, and a place that caters to the interests of a multimillionaire Hollywood actor who has a secret, separate apartment kept solely for fucking women other than his pop-singer wife in (some of them, presumably, famous actresses).Everything women think "they know" about things like 4chan and the society they live in, they get from feminist blogs and instagram. Just mind-boggling levels of stupidity and delusion.
>>216543308Youre fuckin retarded lol
>>216543961>wahh i hope your pwoblems are always small they not liek my big pwoblems c-can you pls notice meFuck off, loser.
>>216543260>How dare you put words in my mouth instead of your balls!
>>216544136Its the lack of respect that hurts the most
>>216542645LOL
>>216542077>while in London he called her one day and insisted they open up their marriage>not instantly breaking up with someone if they even remotely hint at being slightly serious about this
