fishsticked gay water editionThe War Between the Land and the Sea previous >>216462074
>>216600846Is literally anyone watching this? No complaintuber in my algorithm has made a video about this shit
>>216600851>No complaintuber in my algorithm has made a video about this shitYou mustn't be looking hard enough then.
>>216600881It looks like only disparu is covering it. And hes too ugly and derivative to sit through
any good?
what if someone put together a team of Conrad, Lindy Pepper Bean, The Nazi Master, and the time-travelling racist from the Rosa Parks episode
>>216600947Better than the last 2 seasons so far. Still about mid tier who. But it's Russell. He could fuck it all easily within the final 3 episodes.
>>216601542Anything approaching old Torchwood? That'll do, I suppose.
>>216601626It tries to call resemblance to Children's of Earth, but certainly isn't Childrens of Earth. I'd say first two episode are on par with the decent Torchwood episodes from Season 1.
>>216600846I want to see them do a story revealing the events of Utopia were the aftermath of a war that occurs at the end of time and rewrites past events to ensure it happens
dr poo lol
>>2166011687 Strikes again
>previous thread doesn't even reach 100 replies before dyingVery accurate portrayal of the absolute state of things as far as the show itself goes
Is Russell Tovey a bottom
>>216600846>gay waterPlease don't make jokes likes this
>>216603311Dead show and a dead site
The gay fish show is better than all of rtd2 so far
>>216601665Sounds decent then at least. Torchwood had some good episodes outside of Children of Earth.
When is the next episode coming out?
>>216604373tonight at 8.30pm
>>216604373Another double bill tonight then the finale next week.
>>216604438Why do they do this shit? If you're going to drop two eps a week why not do it in half-week intervals, wednesdays and sundays?
>>216604555They were holding onto the episodes until Disney wanted them out, then the deal fell through. Now they're just throwing them out like this because the Beeb have more or less written the series off and need something Dr Who related out for around Xmas.. Rest of the world aren't even seeing it until next year now.
>>216604430I am so excited!
is there going to be a Doctor Who christmas special this year?
>>216604862No.
>>216600846I did not even know this was on - not that I have any intention of watching it. That /tv/ cannot be even bothered to shit on or shitpost about it shows how absolutely dead Doctor Who is.
>>216604862Nope. Everything got fucked partly because of RTD, partly because of Disney.
>>216600846>The War Between the Land and the SeaActually, it is wee
>>216603329What word offended them? Must've been weight related eh, though it would've been quite funny hearing rose call the doctor the eff or en words on dinnertime TV.>Doctor steals something>Rose calls him a hard r >Proceeds to drop redpills on the doctor when confronted about it
>>216606280Rose calling the Doctor gay in series 1
>>216605720The BBC should've known that Disney always sits on their asses and makes you wait 2-3 years between seasons on their Disney+ shows
>>216607001>Disney were withholding the funding for Series 16/"Season 3" because the numbers for the first D+ season weren't satisfactory enough>Fruity Gatwa missed out on several gigs, including a very lucrative perfume commercial while waiting for his third season to start filming (they were going to pay him millions)>goes, fuck this, I'm out>they completely redo the ending to the Series 15 finale with reshoots several months later
>>216607211Seems more RTD to blame for making promises he knew he couldn't keepThis is a common theme with him
it's up on iplayer now
>>216601665>Decent season 1 Torchwood episodesERROR 404
>>216605508>>216605720Thank fucking God
>>216607001>Disney should have known that making people sit on their asses while there are 2-3 year gaps between very short seasons is and always has been the BBC's thing.
Surprised they didn't drop a Titan reference
Is it still just them talking in a room?
>it's what the west does, colonise and plundersigh
>>216608592No theyre talking in a submarine now
>>216608226it's 100% his fault for planning a 3-series long story arc when he only had 2 series locked down, and then it's certainly his fault for making a pair of dogshit series that Disney didn't want anything to do with.And just to be clear, no, Disney doesn't like big gaps between seasons. The whole point of the short seasons model is so that they can get seasons out annually. The truth is that they made up their mind not to renew before the first season had even finished airing, they just kept quiet about the cancellation so it didn't harm the views for S2/Between the Land & Sea. Really, it's the BBC's fault that we're not getting a christmas special, if they were more knowledgeable about how streamers operate then they wouldn't have spent 2 years sitting on their hands doing nothing.
>>216608632Actually quite realistic a Blairite apparatchik would say that.
>>216600846not penny's boat
TIL Willem Hardware was only 27 during series 1
>>216600846How did this show even come about? An attempt to do an MCU for Doctor Who? Like why did they think anyone would be interested in this? Like even if say this was 12th Doctor era or 10th Doctor era, I do not see why they would think people would be interested in this. If this was 1975 and it was a UNIT spin-off headed by the Brigadier I could get the logic, but who in 2025 do they think is interested in a show led by what I can gather by some rando and the Brigadier's nepo baby daughter that is about knockoff Silurians actual Doctor Who fans do not particularly give a shit about.
i want to fuck the fish girl
>>216608826>An attempt to do an MCU for Doctor Who?YesSupposedly the plan was to have multiple "War Between" miniseries that each had a different theme
>>216608826It's a UNIT spin off, not that hard to see how it got off the ground.
>>216608826Remember the "Whoniverse"? Yes, they absolutely wanted their own MCU. To be fair they basically pulled it off back in the day, between Torchwood and Sarah Jane. But that time has long passed.
Theyre gonna fuck
Why is the name so stupid?
>>216608877>>216608826It being a UNIT spinoff is why but, it goes to show how detached they are from the state of Doctor Who and what should be done with it. This is not at all an ideal time to be trying to crank out a UNIT spin off. At this point your casual audience does not even have that much of a good idea what UNIT even is. The show itself cannot even decide what UNIT is.
this Kate x Arab guy is genuinely the dumbest ship this show has ever done
>>216600846For the 1 or 2 guys that have actually watched it, what has happened in it?
What a tweest
I've never met a nice South African
Barclay's body should have been destroyed by the pressure
>>216608826>How did this happen? Hubris and early AIDS dementia
>deepfake commentary Bravo Russell, real original
Why is an American and French general taking part in a UK cobra meeting
Okay guys, recent football events have me drunk. Am I drunk enough to enjoy this shit?
>>216605636Last week got like two threads in total.
>>216609291RTD doesn't understand basic political concepts. This is nothing new.Remember the 'president-elect' and the Slitheen becoming PM despite not being in the cabinet?
>>216609329the slitheen was a low-ranking minister and a member of parliament- any MP of the ruling party/coalition can be prime minister
kate has a daughter now??
>>216609393He became PM because the current one went missing. That makes zero sense, someone from the cabinet would take over in the interim.
They honestly killed it for me.I watched 9, 10, 11, and 12. Then they made him a woman, said he had previous incarnations, brought back 10 and said he was gay, then hired someone that wasn't even born in the UK nor has British (English, Irish, Scottish, or Welsh) blood.I watched like 2 episodes of Ncuti and they were dire (pirated to not give ratings) I tried this but turned it off after 5 minutes, it's all fucked.
Is that a white South African?
>male-presenting
>we got owned>we got rustedFuck off with this MCU-tier humour, I swear
Barclay’s autistic fish gf saw his boner
>>216609490Why would they call a non-human whose culture they no nothing about "male-presenting"
15 minutes in and basically nothing has happened.
>>216609547literally>well that just happenedfucking hell
What the fuck was the meeting? It was like 20 minutes compressed into 1.
Barcley won
Salt comes on strong and very fast and the only justification I can see for why she does, is because she’s got a literal human fetish
why the fuck is everyone betraying everyone in this
What the fuck is the pacing in this? It's like nothing I've seen before. It's like they keep the tension at a near constant level, only increasing at the end of an episode.>>216609818Did you and me just hit the end of the episode 3?
goddammit I wanted to see UNIT v British Army action
Only ending I see at this point is the fish fucker and his girlfriend getting shot.
Weirdly horny but okay.
Zygons wouldn't have stood for this.
I'm caught up. Seriously, what the fuck is this pacing?
>homo aqua replacing mankind is called 'great replacement theory'
>>216610292It's the Kerblam! writer. He never lets a script pace itself properly and is unsubtle as a bag of bricks.
>>216610325Can you say a lot more? I'm finding it indescribable. I know it is wrong but I cannot spell it out.
>War between two species is actually just a bit of littering that's already gone in every outdoor shot
>Severance>Severance>Severancerepeatedly reminding the audience of a better show is an interesting choice
>>216610340Pete McTighe's history with Doctor Who is the following.Kerblam! Notorious for it's out of touch messaging that can basically be boiled down to the 13th Doctor defending Space Amazon from the wage-slave who tries and blows up the corporation which the episode goes out it's way repeatedly to point out is a terrible thing that treats it's workers as well, literal slaves who are lucky enough to have jobs offered by Big Corpo.Praxeus which is mostly just a trite Episode with an environmental message involving plastic.And Lucky Day in the Gatwa era, which is a fast paced episode that for the first half wants to be a small village horror story, before the rug is pulled out half-way through that Ruby and Unit got tricked by Conrad who wants to prove that the government agency who's job is to protect the world from aliens, is a waste of recourses by making them come out to a fake alien invasion threat, before he storms unit to prove once again, ayys aren't real for his podcast.He's mostly known for his very liberalistic messaging and very poorly put together scripts that feel like they're rushing through each idea quickly to get to the next talking point he wants to express, which proceeds to fall apart if you try and give it a thought for more than 2 minutes.He's also the contender for the next Showrunner if Badwolf get their way.
>>216608845Gugu is so pretty
>>216608826UNIT aren't even the main characters.
>>216610528Unusual dress. It'd be awesome if she had huge tits, but she doesn't.
>>216610528>Gugu Mbatha RawDon't mind if I do.
so is the Prime Minister Harry Shaw supposed to be related to Liz
>>216610959No.
this is awfulterrible
>>216611770The tension is just high enough that I can't call it bad.
Completely forgot the spin-off was on, which cannot be a good sign
Barkley the fishfucker is far more likeable than the 15th doctor
>>216604555They’re just dumping them two at a time because the causal viewer lost interest in Doctor Who and its spin-offs years ago. It’s no longer ‘must see’ TV for the audience they’re targeting. Spin-offs worked in the late 2000s and early 2010s, because that’s when the show was at its peak, but those days are long gone. The best thing that could happen to this show in the long term is a lengthy hiatus and full reboot. Keeping it limping on in its current state is only damaging it further. The soul departed when Capaldi read his final line. That was NuWho’s natural endpoint and where it should’ve finished .
>>216610503His tenure as showrunner (if it ever happens) will no doubt be short lived and only serve the purpose of saving RTD the embarrassment of getting the show cancelled under his stewardship.
McTighe isn't going to be the next showrunner
>>216612307It should be Neil Gaiman.
>>216612351No, fuck that Scientologist prick
>>216612435He did nothing wrong.
Where's CAPTAIN JACK during all thisThey should have put him in the delegation below the sea
>Episode 1: Negotiations>Episode 2: Negotiations>Episode 3: Negotiations but a bombing happens>Episode 4: Salt fucks offIs anything meaningful going to fucking happen?
>>216612351Didn’t he get MeToo’d?
>>216602198The chessmaster
doctor who
>>216600846GreenisMotorbikesAndiesLet's get it started!Also, I think McCoy is a disgusting goblin
>>216608226yeah when RTD says he'll pull out and won't cum in your mouth, don't believe his lies.
What is the 14th Doctor doing during all of this?
>>216615213Molesting Donna's son.
I am Barclay Pierre-Dupont and I am gay
so he's going to be the master right?
>>216609017The sea monkeys have had enough of the land monkeys polluting the oceans, so they are negotiating a deal to give all the world’s oceans back to them and stay the fuck away. Negotiations haven’t gone too well, because UNIT is retarded, so gay water monkeys used magic to make all the plastic and human waste rain down on the city’s of the world. Main character is developing feels for the gender shifting leader of the fish monkeys.
