Holy kino
>>216612541The second one is great also, the rest of them not so much
>>216612541>solve this rubix cube and we'll cut your nipples until you cum for all eternitystupid fuckin' premise for a move series.
I woke up in the timeline that has Hell on Earth as the third movie instead of fourth, same timeline in wich Bloodlines didnt have a budget, got rekt by editors and ended up as an Alan Smithee flick, plus 4 or 5 unrelated scripts with a shoehorned Pinhead to keep the rights.
>>216612555Zoomers get out
>>216612541>Holy kinoKino to some. Cringe to others.
>>216612541Thoughts on the new vidya?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH6RUE6OlxU
>>216612554I actually like 3. It has just that right level of 90’s cheese to make it enjoyable. The Cenobites having one liners does it for me. It’s very much of its time.
>>216612639i'm 35, you fuckin retard. it sucked when it came out, and it sucks now. cool practical fx, but i coudl shit out a better plot after Sunday night tacos
>>216612541I will take the opportunity of this thread to push my pet theory: the black doctor in the middle of the movie (played by one Raul Newney), the guy who hands the box back to Kirsty, is the "next customer", seen only in silhouette at the end of the movie. The short afro hair and nose look about right when compared with the silhouette.It makes total sense. He had it in his possession just long enough to get curious about it, to regret giving it back to her. Also, the idea of a doctor becoming obsessed with the box goes right into the next film.
>>216612819Please do
>>216612693Potentially good if the combat isn't annoying and they don't obviously censor certain things because of consoles
What I never got about the movie is why it tries to be both american and british>>216612839This guy was creepy
>>216612693Holy shit Im gona buy this for sure, we needed a hlerraiser game in each generation.
There was a Christmas on Channel 4 in the early 00's where they showed Black Christmas, Hellraiser and Braindead (Dead Alive) one after another, and it was the best Christmas ever.
>>216613098Clive Barker is a Britfag and (((Hollywood))) produced it. Barker still got to put his buggery Britishisms into it.
>The pizza box. You opened it, I ate it all
>>216612541Hellraiser>Awesome Hellbound >Even better Hell on Earth >Pure MTV kino slop Bloodline >the beginning of the end
I like Hellraiser: Inferno aka Hellraiser 5. Craig Sheffer does a good job as the lead and he has Clive Barker ties since he was the lead in Nightbreed
>>216615162Based Inferno appreciator
>>216612541Imagine if he was named Shithead
>>2166125543 is retarded but watchable 4 is stupid 5 is stupid6, was 6 the silent hill detective one? i liked that one despite no pinhead till the endthe 2022 Hulu one wasnt too bad despite it removing sexuality the original novel is greatthe original is incredible ashley laurence is cute as fuck and posts AI slop on her instagram and fine ass milf pics
The only way I made it through Hellraiser VI was by pretending Dean Winters' character was Mayhem and spouting stupid monologues to myself about how your cut-rate car insurance might not cover Cenobites.
>>2166154645 was the "Silent Hill" one. The debut from Scott Derrickson
>>216612639>>216612555I liked his post it made me chuckle desu. I like Hellraiser 1 it's the only one I have seen but I think we can make jokes about how it's about BDSM and the guy who made it is a homo. I think Candyman is his best movie.
>>216612693lmao>>216612819Ok chill or tell us a premise to your original horror story without using chat gpt or grok pls.
>>216613098cuz british people are gay and the movie is for people with money (americans)
>>216617876>tell us a premise to your original horror storyit's called The Faggot Dickipede>mad scientist kidnaps a bunch of twinks>stitches them dick-to-ass>on the front of the dickipede is a homophobe >they have to overcome their differences and escape the scientist's evil gay lair
>>216614824Hellraiser>goodCandyman>greatRawhead Rex>KINO
>>216617924That's just a gay porn parody of the human centipede. Hellraiser is better.
>>216612554I kind of liked 3...
>>216617963Hellraiser is a gay porn parody of a real horror movie.
>>216614772FRANK STINKS AND I DON'T LIKE HIM
>Fucks his brother’s fiancée so well she’s willing to murder people to bring you back so you can fuck her some more
>>216618810Literally me
>>2166125543 is fun. Also the brunette chick is insanely hot.
>>216618709yes and your idea was a gay porn parody of a fake and gay horror movie so hellraiser is better
>>2166125543 is good
>tfw
Your toenails. You clipped them. We grew.
>>216612541this series is mostly ass, but I love it anyway
>On 1 May 2023, Boorman was arrested at The Picture House Pub in Montrose. Boorman stole and consumed whiskey, striking a customer multiple times when he tried to intervene. She then removed all of her clothing, performing lewd acts with a whiskey bottle before lying on the bar and drinking straight from the draught beer taps. She then proceeded to spray a customer with juice from a draught gun and then sexually assault him multiple times. Upon the arrival of police, she proceeded to resist their attempts to subdue and dress her, striking the officers. Boorman was placed on the United Kingdom's sex offender registry following her plea, with sentencing deferred until 2 April 2024.What the fuck
>>216621168GGallinmaxxing
reminder the game coming out is going to be great, probably better than resident evil requiem, actually 100% better than that.
>>216621193Thanks shill
>>216621201not a shill, i just liked the trailer and its made by the fans of the movies.
>>216612541Hellworld should be shit, but Lance Henrikson manages to elevate it to kino somehow.
I've only seen the first one, and it felt campy, but not in a good way. Just kinda gay and lame.
>>216621168>naked woman having fun SEX OFFENDER STRAIGHT TO JAIL>muslims raping severed headsNUFFIN TO SEE HERE GUVNA UR ARRESTED FOR BEAN WAYCIS
>>216621682The second film is the best one, though that's not to say it salvages the franchise overall in any meaningful way.
>>216618356She was an absolute babe
>>216615162based
The "box" is a metaphor for the anus. The message of the movie is that buttfucking is a gateway to more disturbing shit and ultimately hell. Barker was obviously a self hating homoWholesome movie all in all
2 > 1 = Hellworld > 3 > Inferno Those ones are good, the rest suck. Don't ask why I liked Hellworld so much, I just fucking do.
The franchise has no integrity, so it should start trying to do crossovers.Imagine cenobites being summoned into the death traps of The Cube. A box in a box.Or what if the suffering of Charles Lee Ray without dying intrigues and draws the cenobites to fuck with Chucky?
it's christmas you fucking retards
>>216624768So?
>>2166125411 is fantastic, 2 is great but gets stupid in the last 10 minutes, 3 sucks for the most part, and 4 is decent, and an ok way to finish it, if you can stomach some jank mid-90s direct-to-video CG. I was actually surprised with how much continuity there was between them.I never ventured beyond that, because I’m under the impression it just becomes a slop factory after that point, with Pinhead being shoehorned into a bunch of unrelated scripts that have nothing to actually do with Hellraiser.
>>216618810I used to have recurring nightmares as a small child about being menaced by a skinless guy named Frank slopping along the floor. For decades, I thought I had just made that up as a six or seven-year-old, and didn’t realize until watching Hellraiser well into my 30s that I must have seen someone watching it, and absorbed that into my psyche.
>>216621193I don’t know about that, but I’m just glad to know that it’s not yet another licensed asymmetrical multiplayer game that will be abandoned within a year.
>>216612639I'm a Zoomer, and I love Hellraiser Get rid of your silly millennial machismo.
>>216612541I’ve watched the first 3 movies and enjoyed all of them. Should I keep going?
>>216626809Comics!
>>216626159Based Bloodline respecter, I'm always confused by how much hate it gets
2's cinematography and pacing are vastly inferior to the original
>>216612541In the new hellraiser the pinhead was female. I think this is hot. Any other movies with demonic women?
>>216612839Rob Ager, of Collative Learning, pointed out how that whole hospital room scene is off-kilter and strange to the point where one should wonder if that doctor is really a dr. It's almost like some entity is giving the box back to Kirsty, like she's mean to have it.
>>216623701a masterpiece compared to today's stream slop.
>>216628207I should say rather that these entities want her to have it. I don't think he's a cenobite in disguise either. Like the insect munching bum, he's not a cenobite either.
>>216628052It's a tranny though.
>>216628353It makes it even hotter.
Inferno was surprisingly alright6 was fucking terrible though, I didn't bother going any further after that snoozefest
>>216620510>we have such feels to show you
>>216621497Also interesting to see Henry Cavil and Katherine Winnock before they were famous.
