>here comes Paul with another one of his granny tunes
I thought John was going to lose it in the Maxwell's Silver Hammer sessions.
>here comes George with the india bullshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtPFdgZw1R0
SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIMESIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIMESIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIMESIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME
>ah-so here come Paul-san with more granny tune
>>216637624
>>216638275why is there a long haired asian man with them
>>216638395Kenichi is chill, leave him be.
>>216637694Walls and Bridges would like a word with you anonAlso Fame by David Bowie
>>216638275>WHAT'S THAT GEORGE? WAIT WAIT, EVERYBODY STOP AND LISTEN, WE GOT A LITTLE HARRISONG COMING! GO AHEAD GEORGE, PLAY YOUR INDIANSHIT
>>216637559Everyone was going on about how comfy the episode is when Ringo writes Octopus' Garden. I am watching the show and there is like two minutes of him and George working on it at the beginning of episode3, is that it? Or is there more stuff later on?
>>216638474I GOT MY MIND SET ON YOU
>>216638275Lol
>>216637559"Somewhere in the Black mining Hills of Dakota there lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon"
>>216637603>Bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer came down on upon his head!>Bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer made sure that he was dead
>>216637680>what do you think George Harrison of The Beatles?
>>216640489>Beatles! Stop fighting here in India!
>>216640282Its crazy how much this song sucks ass. These guys made it way better. Let the actual music start before you immediately start cryinghttps://youtu.be/uDM4-Utp7O4?si=tVXrMxw7eX7iLFuK
>>216637680>prime 2007 Jenna Fischerhow do I get back there bros?
>>216637559I had a dream I was talking to The Beatles last night and I was asking John about how to write songs, whether you have to write all the parts or you come up with a melody, riffs, chords, lyrics etc but you let Ringo write the drum part or Paul play the bass
Paul's granny tunes are kino.
>Paul's granny music is better than the Revolution 9 shitJohn was kinda right, but the fact that he went full retard with his sons made Paul look sane by comparison.
>John says "Paul keeps writing silly love songs">Paul writes a good song called "Silly Love Songs"BASED
>>216637559>hEEEEYyy >mIStah beaTLES men>do you WANT some DRUGS?
>moves to NYC so that he "won't be bothered by his annoying UK fans">NYC in the 70s one of the most dangerous cities in the world with an incredibly high murder rate>has no body guard or security force>even says "I'll probably be popped off by some nutter" one day
>>216640797Yeah but they had the best heroin at the time
>>216640667Based and grannypilled.
>>216637559He's not the real Paul anyway. Paul is dead.
>>216640628You don't. You will get old and then die.
>>216640628just take some lsd
>>216638454>Leaves Yoko>John's music becomes good againSeriously how much of his musical talent did she suck out of him?
>>216637719>SHE WHISPA WORD OF WISDOM>RET IT BRIIIIII
>>216637559My sister can crack a walnut between her ass cheeks.
>hey guys, I wrote a song about an octopus. Would you like to hear it?
>John's solo Christmas song is some mawkish dirge with a half baked political message>Paul's solo Christmas song is a daft jingle written in 5 minutes that gets stuck in your head foreverSIMPLYHAVING
>>216638275Why did John bring his Asian blow job slave to the studio and not let his mates get a suck off? It’s just bad manners.
the beatles were pop slop.
>>216641010>Writes grannymusic >Becomes a granny Kino
>>216640628
>>216641243Absolutely. You are my favorite coworker and I'll be happy to help you with a solo album if all this goes tits up.
>>216640666Well, what did he say?
Ringo Starr Wants ‘Every Idea’ For His Upcoming Beatles Biopic Run by Him For Approval (Exclusive)
>>216640666>>216642111john was contacting you from hell. these digits are no coincidence. it might be a malevolent spirit impersonating him
>>216642111They got kind of weird when I asked it, so I politely said goodbye and left the car.
>>216638474>We are a rock band you know?Why was John being so mean when George presented "I,me,mine" tho
>>216638488That's literaly it, everyone focuses on it because otherwise Seethin' Georgey comes across as an actual schoolshooter so they put emphasis in his one friendly moment.
>>216642480He was avin a laffGeorge can't take a fuckin jab
>>216637694Strawberry Fields is the omega filter
McCartney actually put out a song called Mary Has A Little Lambhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QQryRw2abDE&list=RDQQryRw2abDE&start_radio=1&pp=ygUgbWNjYXJ0bmV5IG1hcnkgaGFkIGEgbGl0dGxlIGxhbWKgBwE%3D
>>216642480him and Paul both snubbed him when they should've been letting him cook. He was writing the best stuff by that point anyway. Half the tracks on All Things Must Pass were meant to be Beatles songs
>>216643059true
>>216637559In a dusty little jar on the pantry shelfLived a fellow who was rather fond of himselfWith a crinkly face and a coat of brownThe finest little nut in the whole of townOh, the hazelnuts whispered and the pecans sighedBut wee Willy had a certain kind of walnut pride...
>>216642341>he gave the beatles the ick
>>216637694So there's no overlap between making interesting music and being a decent human being
>>216640363I think I'll be leaving the band now
Paul's the most talented, his solo career is the best, and his silly love songs are best but John is the king of early Beatles. Also he instigated a literal circlejerk with the lads and we didn't deserve that much kino.
>>216637559Ringo should have beaten them unconsciousRingo>George>Pete Best>Paul>John
>>216643772Jimmie Nicol > all
>>216637559Honestly Paul comes off as an alright guy in the documentary while John is an insufferable cunt.
Pauls granny tunes made the Beatles diverse and interesting. Why do modern bands take 4 years to make an album of the same shit but these guys pumped one out every year along with a couple of singles? Artists should be treated like cattle and sort out the wheat from the chaff
>>216643859>When I"m sixy four is diverse and interesting.Shut up faggot.
>>216643497well considering a lot of the most interesting ones are mentally deranged, addicted to drugs, sex pests, or all 3 at once I'd say that's a fair assessment
velvet underground mogs the beatles to oblivion. beatlesfags have NEVER touched grass.
somebody spoke and I fell into a dream
>>216644033>velvet undergroundTalentless hacks
>>216644033Velvet Underground is trash, Nico is maybe the worst artist of all time. Lou Reed wrote exactly two good songs (Sally Can't Dance and Animal Language).
>here comes john with another one of his nonsense songsyou should thank paul vetoing what a shame mary jane from the white album
>>216644175>Nico
>>216644160venus in furs is better than anything the beats ever did and it came out before revolver, get pissed.
>>216644251He's pointing at (YOU)
>>216644251The Rolling Stones is better than every other band that ever existed and they still are. Only The Grateful Dead rival them.
>>216644286>The Rolling Stones is betterThe Stones would be nothing without the template that the Beatles set for them.
>>216644326You're doing the thing
>>216642480I me mine has a sjit verse to be honest and the Chorus isn't as smart as George tried it to be
>>216644286>>216644326Frank Zappa is better than all of these hacks
>>216644389I like zappa a lot but he did a lot of fucking around and making stuff that was bad on purpose. Phish does a similar thing where they will play a song they know everybody fucking hates to kill the momentum of a concert just because they can but zappa would do it with multiple albums. He was unquestionably talented but to compare him to the stones or the Beatles is silly.
>>216644356The demo version is kino, of course Paul had to go and granny it up. What a sabotaging cunt.
can't wait until boomers die so i can stop hearing about the sheatles
>>216644552This, who cares
>>216644552It's acceptable to not be a fan, but hating the Beatles is ESL-tier.
>>216644615>diaperfrog poster is a shit head
>>216644552>>216644589>The reason I hear about the Beatles is because 80 year olds havent died yetYeah that's why you're always hearing Ray Stevens, Conway Twitty and Perry Como. You can't go a day without hearing their songs or seeing people talk about them on the internet. Those FUCKING boomers. Any day now, the Beatles will become irrelevant! I don't like the Beatles
>>216644680>Ray Stevens, Conway Twitty and Perry Como.literally whomstvei can't even name one sheatles song either
>>216641116>Jim... stop ignoring me Jim.>My name is John>Haha oh Jim, now come to bed
>>216644671Your grammar is poor, and your words are rude. Back to Bombay with you.
>>216644615Most zoomies just don't know the history, once I read their story on Wikipedia I started respecting them. Kino stuff, should've made a biopic on them instead of those Queen fags
>>216644732>literally whomstveThat's the point you clueless retard>le sheatles lelelele my le thing I just made up nobody else will ever say and doesnt work phonetically at allconsider suicide
>>216644749you're lower than a jeet, reddit
>>216644777only gay faggot redditors listen to the sheatles, i'd snap you in half, noodle arms
>>216644818I already said I don't like the Beatles you thicker than pigshit faggot. My point is the fact that geriatrics exist isn't why you're going to keep hearing about them, which is why I listed off those artists you have never heard of. Thankfully, you're going to go through life angry and confused shooting your own dick off every second of the day because you're stupid and that makes me happy. You miserable retard.
>>216638474
>>216644864tl;drwhy are you still talking you dumb bitch rofl? fucking hell, redditor. on your bike with your faggot nerd essays LOL>i'm so butthurt i'm gonna write a dissertation on 4chanyou definitely need a wedgie, frail ass nerd
>>216644864you're mentally ill if you think new generations aren't going to continue to love the beatles, most fans these days like them because their parents did, and their children in turn will continue the tradition organically. because the beatles are simply objectively great
>>216644207>"Thshe's going to thsmile to make you frawn, what a clawn."
>>216644753The Beatles are too important to White history to get a nod from (((Hollywood))).>>216644792Oh, honey!
>>216637559>>216637624>>216638275>>216638474It's cut-to-the-bone humor like this that keeps me coming back to this godforsaken board.
>>216645064>the band that made niggers mainstream isn't liked by hollywoodinsufferable redditor faggot
>>216641247Ringo has the best Christmas song of the bunch.
>>216644389SMiLE and Pet Sounds >>>>> Beatles were "cooler", had better marketing and image, but few have ever surpasses Brian Wilson musically (certainly Zappa hasn't even with his 20 minute long fart noise guitar noodling symphonies)
>>216644353>jiggaboo jackson that tied a shoelace to a stick
>>216645127>implyingYou are thinking of Elvis, but he is even more based than The Beatles.
>>216643829>Paul comes off as an alright guy in the documentary while John is an insufferable cunt.That's because Paul is an alright guy and John was an insufferable cunt.
>>216645327no, it was the sheatles. elvis never publicly endorsed blacks and was prevented from doing so even though first hand accounts do say he supported them privately. it wasn't until the sheatles that nogs were full endorsed by a major record label
for me, it's doud nine
>>216638275Fucking kek
>>216645376This is cope. Whatever virtue signalling The Beatles did, and I'm sure they did plenty, they were making white music at the end of the day. Acoustic guitars, vocal harmonies etc. Elvis popularized black music. Full stop.
>>216644353kek its truemight as well owe everything to the first caveman that banged on rocks for creating music all together
>>216643059George Harrison was an atrocious singer and songwriter. Never made anything good solo. People who say he’s anywhere near lennon or mccartney are tasteless.
>>216644353That's just stupid. Obviously they all owe everything to the Umayyad Arabs who conquered the Iberian peninsula and brought their ouds, giving white people the idea to stick a wooden neck under the strings of their cittaras
>>216643772exactly. Ringo was by far the most talented and important of them.Before Ringo, they had to play in caves in Germany. After Ringo, world-wide stardom. Obviously all their success was due to Ringo, he was just too modest to rub their faces in it.
>>216644353Jiggaboo Jackson was a fucking legend.
>>216640596How about NO, Scott?
>>216637694Kek
>>216637694>he wasn't a DECENT HECKIN HUMAN BEING, chud!cringe
>>216641010Even if that is true he's better than the real Paul. Also, good luck finding someone who not only sounds and writes exactly like you but also plays the bass lefthanded.
>>216644353>>216645522oooooh, but I want to erase negros from rock history, fellow trumpsy-wumpsies! it makes me upset! bawwwww
Not a Beatles fan but I love these threads. Saved this litty screencap from when the YidsneedPlus documentary came out
>>216644732>Saying "literally whomstve" to both be retarded and cringe>What is "Along Came Jones" and "The Streak", two of the most amusing songs ever>>216646159Fucking lmao, Paul's "zero fucks given"-tier quote here is fucking gold.
>Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try>No hell below us, above us only skyHeaven means sky, you dumb motherfucker
>>216646603>I don't care if he unlocks your chakra George tell him he can't shit in the studio
>>216646603>Imagine no possessionsFucker was worth like $100 million when he wrote this and lived in one of the most expensive buildings in the most expensive city.
>>216637559Its kind of funny because they called it childrens music but the children of those days are grandmas now
>think john was shot in the 70's>actually died in 1980wheres all the john lennon kino
>>216647453A what-if where he's citrus and named John Lemon
>>216647509Hello Paul
>>216645585ok why did he write the best beatles song then
>>216644753A bunch of niggers named Wu-Tang could handle their egos better than the Beatles and were more original and talented. What is there to respect?
>>216643659I actually think Paul is the least talented of the bunch; he was the most successful because he was more obsessive, loved working, and wasn't so much of a drug addict as the others.
>>216643871It made Sgt Pepper's more diverse and interesting, you nonga.
>>216644286They have several great songs, but the Stones didn't make a single good album.
Growing up means realizing Paul was the better.
>>216648077>but the Stones didn't make a single good album.Wrong, exile on main street and the other early 70s albums are solid, they added that other guitar player. And Noel Galagher stole the melody from Live Forever from stones "let the good lord shine a light on you"
>>216644326>the template that the Beatles set for them.They were contemporaries that entered fame around the same time, you dumb retard, plus their music doesn't even share a great deal of similarity, particularly after their early periods. You think the Beatles finding international fame a year or so earlier "set the template"? Please. The Stones started laying their own template once they started playing more of their own original song instead of covers in 65.
ENTER, RINGO!
>>216643772Ringo isn't even the best drummer in his family
>>216646362KEK
>>216637559True. I went through the discoghraphy a couple of days ago, and it really went off in the later years. Paul was never a real tripper. Singing about his auntie in secret lyrics while Lennon was blasting out wise.
>>216637559I wish they didn't use a shitload of noise reduction vaseline filter on this
>>216644207
>>216643059True, he could've touched on something great. It would've had a great guitar tune. He would've had used the sitar. A bit country though.He passed my thoughts the other day, and said he didn't want to be a musician (rock star) for crossover memories. He was reborn and is just coming into being.
>>216637696BECAUSE ITS SIMPLE GET IT IT'S NOT ABOUT NAM OR WHATEVER
>>216649426That moment was the reason he started farting in women's mouths
>>216646812yeah,his hypocrisy was one of the reasons why Chapman killed him not that it was justified tho
>>216648571He got cucked out of the gig by Roger Daltrey lmao
>>216649952they say the worst part was the hypocrisy
>>216644753Aren't they working on a biopic as we speak?
>>216637624the amount of songs ruined by that shit...
>>216640628Be a bottle of wine, a cat, or a homemade John Krasinski sex doll
>>216637559In retrospect I'm glad that John got pumped with lead ngl
I hate this boomer softrock shit
Pink Floyd>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The Beatles
If there was any justice in the world, John wouldn't have been shotJust a different kind of BANG noise
>>216651188Is there even a comparison? The Beatles intentionally made lowest common denominator music with the sole purpose of selling the most albums, Pink Floyd were experimental and always trying to push music forward
>>216651204This.You'd be better comparing The Beatles with Taylor Swift.
>>216637559 negro here can someone give me a quick general summary about the Beatles? Obviously I know who they are and have heard their music but I was born in the 90s so I feel like they both in music and cultural impact they were before my time
>>216651252ye ye ass mop top boyband who made so called "music", literal nazis as well
>>216651252imagine there was 4 Elvisesthat's about it
>>216652327>>216652432I was more looking for a green text about all the fueding they did
>>216643497have you listened to music by 'safe' people
>>216638275lmao
>>216637559the Beatles is a great example of how people confuse an absolute mountain of biographies and films with a great band.
>>216646812>You dislike society... yet live in house? t. Worships pedophile orange billionaire making more billions off crypto scam
>>216637680Rob Reiner never could have made this, this is how you create a real comedy.
>>216637559>Citizen Kane: the BandUndoubtedly had an enormous affect on the medium as a whole, but most of the people who sincerely claim to be contemporary fans are just posturing as pseuds with the most "correct" taste.
>>216651204>the Beatles weren't experimentalinsane take
>>216638275nice
Think For Yourself is the most pretentious song ever made.
>>216651234I'll agree the moment Taylor Swift makes her own Revolution 9 or A Day in the Life
>>216644286the Grateful Dead were the only live act to have millions of fans who would follow them around American AND not rely on consumer marketing tactics, they were the greatest live band ever and it's not even remotely close
>>216651252their last album says all you need to know about them
>>216651188this is true if you only count the Syd years
>>216652743People followed them around due to the parking lots of their shows being an open air drug market. Addicts chasing a fix.
>>216651188The only Floyd song I know is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RnFH5F4zm4It's kino
>>216652849>Deadheads smoked a lot of dope and did acid, this is why they have the most bootlegged performances out of any live act that's ever existed ever
Never trust anyone who thinks the Beatles are trash
>>216637694
>Show Business is an extension of the Jewish religion - John Lennon
>John - Asian wife>Paul - Jewish wife>George - Latina wifewhat did they mean by this
>>216645585here comes the sun?
>>216651252the fifth Beatle was an African-American named Billy Preston. He was a great producer and he was one Zesty Buck that was "on tha downlow" until he died. On his days off he liked to kidnap illegal immigrants and force them to smoke crack and have gay sex with him.>While on probation for a drunk driving conviction in August 1991,[26] Preston was arrested for sexually assaulting a 16-year-old Mexican boy, after picking him up at a gathering point for day laborers.[27] The boy told authorities that Preston took him to his Malibu home, smoked cocaine, showed him pornographic pictures and tried to assault him before he escaped.[28] Preston was also charged with assault with a deadly weapon involving a man he picked up to do work at his home, the day before his arrest in the case involving the boy.[28] After submitting to a drug test, Preston tested positive for cocaine. He entered no-contest pleas to the cocaine and assault charges. The sex charges which included misdemeanor charges of child molestation and exhibiting pornographic material to a minor were dismissed.[28] He was sentenced to nine months at a drug rehabilitation center and three months of house arrest.[2]
>>216653358would be based if he did it with girls instead
>>216653358kek i didn't know this
>>216653392he tried faking it for a while and ended up getting keked to oblivion by Sly of the Family Stone. It was so bad he never had sex with a woman again
>>216653521what do you mean keked to oblivion?
>>216652452Oh the usual bohemian 70s rock band shit. Did drugs, wanted to do different sounds within the band. Fucked each others wives. Fucked each others mistresses probably. Sued each other over royalties to songs they’d made together. “I was the real genius all along” type shit between the guitar players.
Overrated band desu. listen to CAN, TVU, Moody Blues, Clube Da Esqania,Jefferson Airplane, the pretty things, the doors, jimi hendrix, claude vivier, amon duul Ii
>>216653851Never heard of any of this dogshit
>>216644353You make this post like Led Zepplin themselves don't always talk about how much they were inspired by Black blues players. Page is extremely open about loving BB King and Muddy Waters, as one example.
>>216653851rym drone
>>216653851This is a pasta
>>216653962classic rock is not rym idiot.
>>216646812It's just a fucking song.
>>216644552The beatles music is immortal, still one of the top 5 streamed artists. Hate to say it but your a pleb.
>>216653851>the doorsopinion discarded
>>216644353The first Rolling Stones hit was a Beatles throwaway song
>>216654573>filtered by based jimboalso wtf is wrong with the captcha
>John Lennon, by this point infatuated by Yoko Ono and addicted to heroin, hated working on ‘Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da’. According to engineer Geoff Emerick, Lennon "openly and vocally detested" the song, calling it “more of Paul's granny shit”. McCartney’s insistence in re-recording the song a number of times with different arrangements didn’t help matters, and the process contributed to the fraught atmosphere that dominated many of the White Album sessions.>Lennon had grown tired of recording the song. He reportedly came into the studio under the influence of drugs, sat down at the piano and banged out the introduction on the keys. According to engineer Richard Lush "John Lennon came to the session really stoned, totally out of it on something or other, and he said, ‘All right, we’re gonna do ‘Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da’. He went straight to the piano and smashed the keys with an almighty amount of volume, twice the speed of how they’d done it before, and said, ‘This is it! Come on!’ He was really aggravated. That was the version they ended up using."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J9NpHKrKMw
>>216652572have you tried killing yourself?
>>216654769If he was such a wife beater, why did he let her walk all over him in the creative department?
>>216654769>That was the version they ended up usingTo be fair, the piano is the best part
>>216637694Across the Universe is incredible
>>216637696Guitar in the video but not in the song LMFAO
George Harrison was the only cool one. The other three were total dorks.
>>216655620They were all cool.But John was the kind of cool that you respect when you're young but that grows a bit grating as you get older. He's like a forever adolescent or something, the guy who can't get past grade school notions of rebellion and artistry. Some people believe that made him pure but I think it was just a way of withdrawing into himself after all of the drugs.
>>216655790Nah Paul is a dweeb. Great musician but he's never been that cool
>>216644251If you want someone to take your opinion seriously, you should at least make sure you have your facts straight
>>216653358Let It Be is such an absolute waste of time, The Beatles were dead for more than a week to a year by then. I never liked them anyway besides Revolver but Yoko joining the band rehearsals was the death knell, it's more accurate to say that Preston joined the corpse.
>>216653962I hate RYM as much as the next guy but saying this after a person lists SLIGHTLY obscurer bands is giving me a hernia.
>>216653917Black men are obsessed with having the top spot, whereas in Europe, people have no problem saying that Black comedians in America tend to top the list, anyway there's a reason you don't hear about Terry Kath even though Jimi Hendrix admitted he basically stole his act.
Childhood is thinking John was the best beatleYoung Adulthood is thinking George is the best beatleAdult hood is realizing Paul had all the talent and none of the pretentious
>>216637559Why was Lennon so abrasive?
>>216642111He said to shut up.
>>216646159>Lennon annoyed about the cost and added complexity>Harrison annoyed about the tone and target audience>Starr annoyed about the time taken>McCartney annoyed by their complaining of time takenPsychoanalyze this
>>216643829All the shit Paul got for the Beatles break up was just shit timing on his end. It's all John's fault.
I liked how everybody was happy to see Ringo.
>>216637696
>>216651118Is the Ringo biopic going to be really short?
>>216653045>So....are you claiming he deserved to get shot in the face by a lunatic?
>>216656684Lennon is JewishHarrison is a dorkRingo is basedPaul is extremely based
>>216653544>A traumatic incident, which reportedly affected Preston deeply, occurred in the early 1970s, while he was engaged to actress and model Kathy Silva. At this time Preston had become close friends with musician Sly Stone, and made many contributions to Stone's recordings of the period (including the album There's a Riot Goin' On). According to Moore, Preston was devastated when he came home one day to find Stone in bed with Silva (who later married Stone on stage at Madison Square Garden). According to Moore, Silva's affair with Stone was the trigger that led Preston to stop having relationships with women. It was after this incident that he began using cocaine and having sex with menFucking lol.
>>216656572I think people forget that the Beatles were from Liverpool, Britain's dumbest city.
>>216653851How many permabans will it take, Nico Sperg?
>>216656572He was a pseudo intellectual commie narcissist. How would he not be insufferable.
>>216644353>The Beatles were an obscure skiffle group no one ever heard ofRetard
>>216656553You really end up loving Paul as an adult. Kept working hard, making enjoyable good music, a positive public face, happily married family man. Post-Beatles John was a drunken disaster with a meh output, stopped for five years, and then died. Harrison was always a bit of a grouch and dork who had one album in him and without the Wilburys would have become irrelevant sooner, and HE dies in his 50s. Ringo is just Ringo, he's fine, whatever. Paul won.
>>216657183Ringo abides
>>216656805wtf how does something like that make you gay?
>>216657601Well he also got molested for like a year by a band member as a kid. Essentially all gay men were molested.
>It's a Ringo track
Kokiiiiiiri Forest
>>216647701>>216653174Bad simple boring song.
>>216656572he was the only (lower) middle class one, but had the worst home life and was raised without a father figure. he’s the most typical gobshite scouser out of all of them.
>>216656652
>>216651118i didn't know yoko ono ever wore short hair
I never watched any of these documentaries and I don't ever intend to but are those captions real
ringo is based for his terrific work on thomas & friends and shining time station
>>216655959You're wrong about that. He was the most eligible bachelor in the world for like 7 years, dated actresses, was honestly the Beatle who lived the most 'rock star life' for most of the 60s, excepting John's heavy drug use late in the decade.You can't be the most desirable man in the world for near on a decade and be uncool, anon, as much as you might want to cope about it.
>>216637559Wasn't it George that hated the granny tunes. John signs rather enthusiastically on the Obla Di Olba Da demo tape and they're having a laugh.George was the real stuck up cunt. He barely showed his face in the studio during Sgt Peppers sessions because Paul kept coming up with amazing ideas and he was butt hurt about it.
>>216656808the north of England is just cursed, every single place is cursed in a different way, but some places are so cursed that they have almost no redeemable qualities whatsoever>Blackpool>Hull>Rotherham>Huddersfield>Sunderland>Grimsby>DoncasterI mean just a complete disaster, some of these places get 'city of culture' and it is a bad joke, I mean just a sadness.
>>216644353But it is true and you are simply a racist if you disagree. Racism is ALL about obscuring history.>>216644326You realise the Rolling Stones were contemporaries to the Beatles, right? So where the Who, the Animals, the Kinks.
>>216644326It's like saying Metallica invented thrash metal. They were part of a scene and a generation.Also, compare a song like Dancing to something from the beatles
>>216660982The North cries out for the return of the Raven King
>>216642480because it was a 3/4 time signature and they associated that with waltzes and circus musicthis coming from people that thought playing tapes backwards counted as music
lennon is a fag
>>216646362What documentary? What threads? I thought only recently something came out as this is the only thread i encounteres.
>>216661079beatlesposting became popular because of Peter Jackson's The Beatles: Get Back which is a remaster of a behind the scenes video of the beatles making their final album and they're all just so over it by that point
reddit ass thread
>>216661001if you know your rock history the Byrds made the Beatles irrelevant within a year>>216661052the north of England is too busy fetishising the kitchen sink, nobody ever achieves anything there because the public perceives it as a slant, the whole place is a crab bucket with varying degrees of misery, especially the places I listed. Hull's city centre has boarded up buildings, it's just a sad place to be.
>>216637559Anyone else feel like Beatles are a quantity over quality kind of band? When you write THAT many albums it's not difficult that some of the songs will end up hits.
>>216656492>Black men are obsessed with having the top spotYou are a classic example of how racism obscures history.Black men have been playing the blues for a good century before white bands rose to super stardom on their music. And even contemporary black artists were not as promoted as white bands, but even still you had Hendrix and Funkadelic.
>>216661143Aha, aha...never really encountered it before. Been on 4chan since 2013
>>216661001Yeah guy isn't wrong though. The Stones definitely took their creative cues from the Beatles up until they broke up.It's not like they heard Sgt Pepper and said "let's just keep doing Muddy Waters covers," no, they did Their Satanic Majesties Request.
>>216661318it's actually reverse racism, black men can't admit that Terry Kath hugely influenced Hendrix.I like George Clinton but people aren't honest about Hendrix.
>>216661338Get the fuck out of here with your wishful thinking, fanboy.Compare Dancing to Yellow Submarine. Compare Jumping Jack Flash to Don't let me Down. Like the other anon said, 4 non-offensive elvises.
>>216661354>it's actually reverse racism,Ah yes, "reverse racism" a traditionally democratic argument as we all know.
>>216661387I don't need to argue with you about something Mick and Keith have freely admitted for 60 years because you want to have an autistic console war argument, friendo.
>>216644353KEK
>>216661406>Mick and Keith have freely admitted for 60 yearsYeah whatever, they are lying.
>>216661147Let's make it 4chan, then.https://youtu.be/0GnfeSo8MvM
>>216644353This is a retarded memepost specifically because it was never the fans who started doing this, it was the artists themselves.The Rolling Stones in particular were very public about their blues influences. They hired the guys they liked, like Muddy Waters, and toured with them to expose them to their retarded, ignorant audiences.The Stones basically revived Chess records doing this. And if anybody was going to give you a lecture about "Jigaboo Jackson" as it pertains to Led Zeppelin, it would probably be Jimmy Page himself.Keith Richards in particular was fanatical about getting his old blues influences paying gigs/having them cut new albums and produce new material again.
>>216661405I bet you don't even know who Terry Kath is, which is my point, black people are deliberately ignorant of white musicians who preceded black musicians, but they'll never hold a black musician to the same standard, because they'll always vote inside their own race, whereas white people tend to vote in terms of global credibility. You'll never listen to me for the same reason that you're black.
Musicians are woketard virtue signalers, more news at 11. We should ban pop music and retvrn to marching bands, to own the fucking liberals unironically.
>>216661489Well, Terry Kath is a pretty weak argument because Hendrix was already playing like that before the story where he met Kath.There are much larger oversights as far as white artists and their contributions to black music, like pic related who is as important to American blues/r&b as any black artist who ever lived.Jimmie Rodgers stands at the crossroads between blues, country, r&b, and gospel.
>>216656492>>216653917>All music is invented by black people. It all traces back to ol' Jiggaboo Jones Watermelon who tied a shoestring to a stick and threw it at the wind"
>>216661531>playing like Kathnot even close, he diluted Kath's radical freeform guitar aesthetic and put it in a blues format. Absolutely no one in the world was playing like Kath. He is unheard of for a reason because he invented something which was stolen, Hendrix's whole deal was that he could distort the guitar to modernist heights, but Kath had already done that live countless times before, Jimi was just the one they recorded. What Jimmy Page did means nothing to me because he DID steal from black players, but Jimi Hendrix did steal Kath's concept and black people'll never admit this.Hendrix is like the sacred cow to black people because they are racist and demand that a black blues player be on top
>>216661515Why didn't he simple imagine there was no snubnose .38s?
>>216661489>I bet you don't even know who Terry Kath isNo and I don't care, bitch
>>216661681just proving my point
>>216661661Anon, don't get offended by this but you sound like a giant fucking pleb. Hendrix himself is woefully overrated, as is Kath -- they're both horribly one-dimensional as guitarists. Hendrix, however, had a much more prolific creative career in a much more condensed period, whereas Kath was stuck in Chicago making soft-rock shit through the mid 70s. Kath himself would never say he was better than anyone because he wasn't a retard like you, troubled and gun crazy though he was.Jimmy Page, also woefully overrated. His playing was so sloppy, all speed, no substance.Peter Green is the best blues guitarist of the late 60s/early 70s and his work in Fleetwood Mac is unparalleled. As BB King said, "he's the only one who gives me the cold sweats." Broaden your horizons and listen to more music.
>>216661728just because Kath was chained to a soft-rock band doesn't make him any less of an innovative guitarist, besides Peter Green made his best work out of Fleetwood Mac so you can't really believe this is indicative of a guitarists' quality.
Terry Kath is also a very inconsistent live performer due to being drunk 90% of the time. Most of his solos, even on 25 or 6 to 4 are a complete fucking mess. Even Hendrix who was doing full blown LSD trips on stage was less sloppy with his performing.Also, Hendrix did stuff like playing Sgt Pepper for Paul McCartney at a show like 3 days after the album came out, having learned most of the tracks by ear.Terry Kath was in fucking Chicago. He never left. He never tried to make the band mean more, or to play other types of more experimental, creative music.>>216661780>besides Peter Green made his best work out of Fleetwood MacGood lord, what a terrible opinion. I can tell immediately that you haven't listened to a lot of Green's stuff. For years, the story on Green was "how the hell did he forget how to play after leaving Fleetwood Mac" because he had a total drug freakout and basically lost most of his abilities, didn't even play on stage again for near on a decade and his solo stuff was very much diminished from his old talent thanks to the 'bad acid' he took.
>>216661728>>216661780>>216661661Black lovers cream themselves over mediocre Hendrix and Prince and it's clear none of them have played a guitar or know how music is made
>>216661836I bet you own an Ibanez and consider yourself a "great guitarist." Anon, you're a fucking idiot. Kath doesn't even make a top 10 white guitarist from the 70s list.
>>216661867I didn't say he did, and no I own a Stratocaster becuase I make too much money to know what cheap shit isI'll say Mark Knopfler skeets all over these fags
>>216661829Peter Green was an excellent blues player, but he didn't invent a complete brand new way of playing, boomers just love him because he was a player who played the right notes, rather than invent the guitar. Peter Green is the proto-PRS owning dentist guitarist, and he cut that out with his solo work thankfully.He was one step away from becoming a John Petrucci, a player with infinite skill and playing every single cliche ever.
>>216661867Yeah because everything he did got stolen.You can't make any lists if your music is stolen, once them niggers steal it the music is GONE, he didn't have no music anymore cause they stole his music, man!
better than lennons narcissistic droning
>>216661905>I own a stratocasterDo you think that gives you street cred or something? Owning a single, acceptable guitar type?I've got three Les Pauls, one 59 reissue, one 57 gold top reissue with the soap bars, one Black Beauty. I've got three strats -- one Mexican, my first guitar, one american standard, and one G&L. I've got 2 telecasters, an American Fender and a G&L. I've got one Martin clone made by my uncle who is a renowned luthier that I will not name to dox him, a D-28, an ES-335, and about 15 different amps/PAs some of which I've restored myself. I also make pedals. Tell me more about what I don't know, retard. I've been playing for 32 years, 40 now.>>216661911Retarded, can't into music opinion.
>>216662002>I own this many PRS guitars and I'm still getting trodden on by young men who own Squier's who play rock and roll with actual soulembarrassing, hey boomer can you play me Fast Car by Tracy Chapman on that fucking Martin you bloodbag.
>>216661703Proving nothing you bubble-boy
>>216662085It's funny because a PRS is exactly what I'd expect some moron who likes John Petrucci to own, somebody who thinks being exclusively a blues guitarist is some kind of 'detriment', or point against someone as a musician.
>>216652572rent free
>>216661836>over mediocre Hendrixlmao, look at this edgy contrarian.
>>216662085Merely making a point. If you're trying to prove you're an experienced guitar player by saying "I have one guitar," anyone in the hobby is immediately going to know you're completely full of shit. Even the most casual players who have been playing longer than a couple of years will have at least 3-4 guitars.
>>216662103nobody likes John Petrucci that's the point
>>216661867>>216661905>>216662002Stay here, I'm calling /gg/
>>216651118Why are these uncs playing them? They weren’t even 30 when they broke up and these bozos look like they’re in their 40s.
>>216662154>even the most casual watch fans have 3 rolexesmaybe you're just gay, Brian May played to stadiums with some homemade concoction and you own 15 Gibsons and never played one
>>216662155Well you just compared a '57 goldtop, a Martin D-28, and a telecaster to a PRS so you clearly have no fucking idea what you're talking about.
>>216662210Brian May definitely owns over 100 guitars, are you retarded?
Hendrix had already been playing professionally for three years before Chicago released their first LP
most autistic thread on this board right now
*is 10 times the guitarist Terry Kath ever was in you're path*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETkzK9pXMio
>>216662225>a Martin D-28every boomer owns one of these guitars and thinks they're going to make it, you're 80 years old, just play Fast Car and call it a day
>>216662269and Chicago had also been playing three years before their first LP
>>216662308People own D-28s because they're the best sounding big body acoustic guitars made, dumbass. Everyone has played them, from bluegrass guys like Doc Watson to The Beatles to your favorite gay experimental indie band.I come from a traditional bluegrass/musical family though so you wouldn't know anything about my hillbilly Appalachian shit.
>nooo you can't play a D-28! Tracy Chapman! Fast Car!
>>216637559Beatlemania completely slaughtered rock journalism, every week you'll see a rock magazine with a new cover and it's just another 50 pages about The Beatles/Pink Floyd/Zeppelin/Queen/Springsteen/Dylan, occasionally it'll be a Britpop band, but we're never going to ever move on until the boomers die. Maybe rock magazines'll just die off completely because no zoomer or gen alpha is ever going to willingly pay money to read about rock anymore, it's sad really, but I think it deserves to die, I'm sick of seeing David Gilmour's smug aging face."I just sold my catalogue for billions."It's sad, in a just world we would've just said, "no, we're not going to talk about them anymore, only bands that are realising new material." But to the boomers these people are Jesus and for 3,000 years and more all we'll ever here about is these same stories over and over.
>Is Ringo going to continue acting? There's a possibility that he would be an actor if he dropped out The Beatles?>There's a possibility he wouldn't be as wellRofl-good one George
>>216662002you seem very poor and mad
>>216662148If Hendrix was so good, then why is he dead?
>>216662583The equipment I mentioned is worth like 20 grand USD when totaled. More probably, some of my old restored amps and old tube PAs from the 50s.
>>216662557TayTay is this generations Tom Petty
>>216658190Bullshit. Ringo was the only actual lower class member. John was staunchly middle-class thanks to Aunt Mimi. He was just a little prick about things bc his mom was a loose looney slut and got grief points because she died run over by a drunk off-duty police officer. But he was going to the same relatively posh art college Paul and George were attending. Ringo was the only blue-collar member of the group, sickly as a child and always just happy to be there.
>>216662613gear doesn't mean that much, I mean to the shrewd producer, sure, but if you don't have a vision it's like handing a typewriter to a monkey
>>216662720I agree but you said I was "very poor" so it didn't make a whole lot of sense when I've spent way too much money on this shit over the years. I make good money selling pedals now and could make even more restoring amps if I had the inclination but my real job keeps me too busy.
>>216662613Only the poor carpenter blames his tools
Reminder that shredding has nothing to do with how many guitars you own. Rory had one, Brian May had one.
Holy fucking shit every once in a while a zoomer is just a goddamned superstar when it comes to being wrong. >>216661661>Hendrix is like the sacred cow to black people because they are racist and demand that a black blues player be on toplol retard darling winter child… please allow yourself to be educated…Hendrix was never popular with black people. Not now not ever. He was very popular with white people due to the fact he played white rock music with white people. Michael Jackson was 10,000x more popular with black people. Same for Al Green. And Marvin Gaye. And every single major black artist. Hendrix was viewed as a white guy thing. https://youtu.be/VGf9PTYyJ4A
>>216662753NTA, it just doesn't mean much, Jack White played a guitar made out of plastic and sold hit records and revitalised an entire sound. That's not to say that a great guitar is bad but guitar nerds are really head in the sand with IKEA syndrome.
>>216662759You're a fucking moron. Both Brian May and Rory Gallagher own WAY MORE than one guitar. Just because they have a favorite they usually play is not the same thing. I'm pretty sure I've even seen a Youtube video about Brian May's collection.
>>216662777>Hendrix isn't beloved by black people
>>216662791If I cared what was popular and made hit records I'd be calling this a bunch of old unc wypipo shit and telling you to discuss bleep bloop nog music. What sounds good sounds good and better equipment sounds good. Is it going to turn a shit player into a good player? No, of course not.
>>216660982I'm not English but the only thing cursed about the north of England is that it is doomed to ever be attached to the rest of the fucking place, it feels like an actual real place unlike the south and the midlands
>>216662828>>216662777Hendrix is WE WUZ MUSICIANS!ignoring he was half black half jew
Can't believe there's an anti Hendrix schizothis website creates such a broad variety of insane people
>>216656761That would be the Pest Best one. And Stuart Sutcliffe already had one.
wait people unironically think Hendrix was anything but a mid guitar player flash in the pan?
>>216653045>Ob-La-Beat, Ob-La-Wife
>>216662777>Black musician popular with whites.This applies to many. I would be no blacks under 50 have any idea about who Charlie Parker, or Oscar Peterson are. Hell, they probably dont even know about Louis Armstrong
>>216662985Love big Oscarhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCrrZ1NnCuM
>>216645395"When We Was Fab" is a fantastic song.But I'm partial to the Traveling Wilburys myself.
>>216662985Didn't he land on the moon? I didn't know he had a music career?
>>216662950tbf he's more famous for burning his guitars and cutting acid into his forehead, I don't think that many people besides boomer's think about him a lot, rock music in general is like that now, he's just there so that boomers can pretend they saw him at Woodstock (they didn't)
>>216652810In fact, the Beatles and Floyd were in adjacent studios during the recording of Piper at the Gates of Dawn, and they'd occasionally pop in and hear what the others were working on and offer suggestions.
>>216651252Listen to the Red and Blue compilation albums. It does a good job documenting their progression from simple boy band to legendary musicians that started new musical trends with every album they released.
>>216653106They were trying to force Ringo to get a black wife
>>216656418Let it Be may have killed the band, but Abbey Road was their last hurrah.
>>216663237He didnt want to marry Billy Preston?
>>216663268He did not. Ringo was a good scouse lad, didn't go in for any of these backdoor shenanigans.
>>216663145The 'boy band' stuff is world class shit as well. They're the tightest live band in the world after all those shows in Hamburg and continue to be through to '66 really, despite all the screaming fans ruining the performances.
>>216660982>some of these places get 'city of culture' and it is a bad jokeKek, no it isn't, it's a superb joke and almost certainly deliberate, nothing the Westminster boys like more than 'avin' a half and half with the good and bads at the expense of the norf.
>>216663252I think if they never made Abbey Road their reputation would be of a band that no one would've cared if they continued or not, Let It Be is so bad
>>216662002Post em or you dont
>>216663308>They're the tightest live band in the world after all those shows in Hamburg and continue to be through to '66 really, despite all the screaming fans ruining the performances.This must have been so fucking annoying, you hone your craft to an unrivalled peak and then a bunch of shrieking harpies you don't even want to lay fuck all your shows up with their femcel noises.
>>216661338>George uses a sitar on Norwegian Wood, the first time ever in pop music>a year later Brain Jones uses a sitar in Paint it Black
>>216661338Keith Richards fucking hates that they did Their Satanic so I've heard which makes sense because even more than their post-Exile albums it makes them look lazy in a bad way.
>>216661489Terry Kath does the best guitar solo EVER on 25 or 6 to 4. Fight me.
>>216663406Nah, the best guitar solos of the 70s are all on Steely Dan tracks. Kid Charlemagne, Change of the Guard, etc.
>>216637559Obli-Da might be the most skippable song of any song produced by a popular band ever I genuinely enjoy Mother by the Police
>>216651252Just search The Beatles on yt. Pick a few songs. The reason they're remembered now is because of the high lasting quality of their music. They sound like standards now or part of contemporary rock. Timeless. You can listen to If I Fell or Eleanor Rigby or With A Little Help of My Friends or Get Back or dozens of other examples and can hear both stellar songs on their own but also probably parts of the music that sound familiar, mostly because every popular musical artist since them were influenced by them. Just check them out in general, good stuff.
>>216663445Not even the most skippable Beatles song, that's Revolution no 9
>>216662557It would help if there was a single song made after 1999 that is worth listening to. Zoomers want to bitch and moan and then their contributing is Sabrina bobblehead Carpenter.
>>216642758John + Paul = GreatPaul - John = BadJohn - Paul = Terrible George = Great.
>>216663308>>216663358Yeah, I remember reading that they couldn't hear their amps over the screaming, so they'd do a shitty out of tune 20-minute set to get the hell off the stage as soon as possible. Nobody complained because no one could hear them anyway. This is primarily why they stopped touring in '66. They also wanted to experiment with more music that couldn't be played live.
>>216663545Time for you pills, grandpa! Then it's off to bed!
>>216655140>>216655140He slapped Cynthia only one time, and she said she goaded him into it
>>216663534You Know My Name, Look up the Number would be skippable, but thankfully it's the last track on Past Masters. Yeah, that one has my vote for worst Beatles song.
>>216654769perhaps the only time John has been a sympathetic figure
>>216656761Not by a nose
>know a lib woman>bring up the Beatles>she hates RingoRingo is the quintessence of what made the Beatles a rock band rather than a boy band and he proves it every day.
>>216663781How could anyone hate Ringo? He's completely inoffensive
>>216662699Paul and George went to that school for free because they were clever kids from solid working class families. In the 50s if you passed an exam you could go to a grammar school, no matter what your background.
>>216663781You should blast Octopus's Garden on your phone every time you're near her.
>>216663803which makes it even funnier>"heh, peace and love">seethingwoman.jpeg
>>216655620not a high bar for boomers to be cool, a lot of them are just smug bastards who lucked into the most fluorishing economy the world has ever seen, Ringo and George managed to dial it back though. I think George even regretted being that famous at one point.
