The tendies in Ten Foward edition.Previously on trek >>216629774
star trek sex with shran
Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.
Zoe Saldana was "old" according to the hivemind that refuses to discuss anything and thinks all dissent comes from a single person. Star Trek sex with Zoe.
>Attention Bajoran workers: Kira's mom is a whore. That will be all.
hello /trek/ how was your day?
May the prophets be with you, my child.
>>216646048Bad, called in from work. Could use some of that 24th century medicine.
>>216645966Drives me nuts how often bad guys in Trek that get caught are never handcuffed and even allowed in some eps to walk around freely in sensitive areas like the bridge.
>Intro theme to Enterprise is atrocious>Vaguely remember that they changed it to a better one in season 3>They actually changed it to a worse oneWhat the hell was their problem
>>216647511>Vaguely remember that they changed it to a better one in season 3You're probably remembering the banger intro from the S3 mirror universe episodes.https://youtu.be/sfbsZRbwbJ4?t=10
>>216647558Whoops I meant Season 4.
Love Picard's cozy uniform
trekpu at treknara
>>216647558no they changed to be more upbeat
SNW cast posting their Seniors Farewell pics. CRG gives a peek at the TOS style bridge that appears at the end:Gooding is performing a celebratory dance on and in the captain’s chair of the USS Enterprise. However, it’s NOT exactly the same bridge we’re used to seeing on Strange New Worlds. This Enterprise bridge appears to be an updated nod to Captain James T. Kirk’s starship from The Original Series as we move closer to that moment in the timeline.The captain’s chair now features red fabric on the back, arms, and seat cushions, and while it's not an exact match when compared to TOS, this is likely the Enterprise chair Paul Wesley’s James T. Kirk is expected sit in and take command from. The color scheme on the bridge is also different from what we're used to seeing on Strange New Worlds in that it is much brighter.Plus, the computer consoles and visual panels — some clearly mimic background practical panel effects and colors from TOS — behind Gooding are different from what we last saw in the season 3 finale of SNW.
Hilarious that RLM own this head
Amazing how in the future they never found a cure for baldness
Computer, find me episode with Picard in bed on the Enterprise reading a PADD for use as a reaction image.
>yeah we need to get ro showing skin as soon as possible>have her take off her shirt for some child
>>216647576He looks cool
>>216648648there might be that in Captain's Holiday. only time I recall him in a bed.
>>216648648Travis in the sweet spot on the Enterprise reading a book
>does 6 seasons on DS9>abruptly leaves to go be Ted Danson's love interest in new sitcom "Becker">after 4 seasons on that show the producers felt she was dragging the show down and they dumped her>literally never appear in anything ever againwhy?She was 38 when she got kicked off Becker, was the only thing holding her up (her looks) no longer applicable?Sad.
>>216647511it was the same one nigga the fuck you talking aboutthe only thing they changed between S1-2 and S3-4 was they changed the title from "Enterprise" to "Star Trek: Enterprise"IT'S BEEN A LOONG ROAD
>>216650498she was in Hellraiser III but that might've been before DS9 I don't know the year
>>216650498>pretty face>can't actThat's it. They were right to kill her, Woof/Slagzia was cringe.
>>216650532>They were right to kill her>first half of Season 7 has like 5 Ezri episodes so we can get to know her instead of more dominion kino
>>216650564>tfw all the screen time wasted on her could have gone into unfucking Dukat's plotline into something actually satisfying
what a cute and funny momentI sure hope that child grows up normally
>>216650564>>216650630>avoided 5 more episodes of Ira Behr going full retard with Prophetslop
>>216645827You're being punished for being seething jerks. And you know that.
>>216646014rememeber when kira forgave her mother for being a whore collaborator but kept on hating every other bajoran who wasnt an active part of the resistance? kira is a cunt and dukat should have killed them all
>>216650758>rememeber when kira forgave her mother for being a whore collaboratorno because that didn't happen
the only person she ever let off the hook for being a collaborator is Odo. not her own mother who was a comfort woman and literal prisoner of war who kept her kids from starving
>>216650774Kira did forgive her mother though. She was going to kill Dukat and her mother with a bomb but then at the last second forgave her mother and dragged her away from the blast radius right before it detonated.
>>216650845she didn't forgive her she just stopped short of murdering her but the ending makes it clear she is not fucking forgiven
>>216650843Didn't Odo execute some random Bajorans for something Kira did instead of arresting her?
>>216650861youre right. she saved her mother out of selfishness because she knew if she died child kira would starve to death. kira really is the worst
>>216650874those were 2 different times odos incompetence allowed criminals to escape justice.
>>216650861I always saw Kira saving her from the bomb as an act of forgiveness. Her mom's watching a video from her dad where he's thanking her for getting food for the kids right before.
>>216650874Kira was like a fetus when that happened anon. kek
>>216650909Well between the time travel episodes and flashbacks I got confused.
>>216650904well you should have finished watching the episode and been dispelled of that notion because Kira still hates her
>>216650904nope. total selfishness because she realized her whore mother being a whore collaborator was the only reason she survived to adulthood. it almost makes kira a collaborator herself
KIRA: I've always hated collaborators. I mean, what could be worse than betraying your own people? During the occupation, if I ever had doubt about what their fate should be all I would think of my mother, how she gave her life for Bajor. She was a hero, they were traitors. It was that simple. Or so I thought.SISKO: She did what she had to do to save her family. To save you.KIRA: It doesn't make it right.SISKO: Maybe not, but it was her decision to make.KIRA: I did some checking. She died in a Cardassian hospital seven years after she met Dukat. Seven years. Do you know how many Bajorans died in labour camps during that time? Died, while my mother sat sipping kanar with Dukat.SISKO: Tell me something, Nerys. If you hate her that much, why did you save her life?KIRA: Believe me, there's a part of me that wishes that I hadn't. But the fact is, no matter what she did, she was still my mother.
>>216650921It's been awhile since I watched it but I remember Kira continuing to talk shit about her mother after she came back from the past. But Kira's generally a miserable bitch about everything without much nice to say about anything so I was paying attention more to her actions, saving ma from the bomb, than her words, which as usual were a constant stream of venom.
i also like in Ties of Blood and Water how Kira goes from literally role-playing as Ghemor's daughter and letting him play with her baby and everything to "Die alone you fat FUCK" just because she found out he was merely at some military operation when he was 19 years old I love Kira
>>216647315Maybe it’s because the future is such a utopia they don’t really know what to do with criminals. This is my cope watching TNG episodes where they so quickly trust an obvious villain. The Firefly joke “Curse your sudden yet inevitable betrayal!” Was probably a reference to shows like this.
one thing I always thought made no sense about Wrongs is how Sisko did nothing to discourage Kira from using the Orb of Time or point out how Dukat was just clearly manipulating her and wanting to hurt her and she was just playing into his hands. I mean he defeated him in the same episode that >>216651021 happens where Dukat used information he knew would upset her to manipulate her and now he's doing it again. I would have thought Sisko would have been looking out for his first officer and friend a bit more to try to stop her from doing something so fucked up.
>>216650922
>>216649015OMG did you stay up late just to post in this thread? Get a life!
>Uhuraanswered the phones (but tried getting some vulcan dick in the pilot for some reason)>Beverly Defined by being a Widow of Jack, Mother of Wesley and Crush of Picard, otherwise no personality whatsoever beyond liking musical theater >TroiJust a love interest of Riker (and briefly Worf for some reason), beyond that - likes chocolate I guess?>DaxDefined by being Sisko's friend and not much elseKira was the first female character that actually existed on her own two feet.Everyone else was defined purely as an extension of male characters desu
>>216651475Your lack of self-awareness is positively epic.
>>216651555you know you were completely bullshitting with Uhura just to make your point. you can say Kira is an amazing character that she is without also lying and saying stupid shit about Uhura.
>>216651555>Tasha>PulaskiBecame friendly with Data and Worf, then left the show.
>>216651555Kira could have been a good character if she didn't have amnesia. You'd think getting kidnapped and having your surrogate baby almost ripped out of you, after all your resistance cell buddies just got brutally murdered would do something to you, but nope, not with Kira. Or learning that Dukat fucked her mom. Or maybe she would have held a tiny bit of a grudge for Odo's betrayal with the female changeling. Forgets about all that shit in the following episodes, and Ds9 was supposed to be their attempt at a serialized Trek lol. In the end she's relegated to being a love interest for Odo.
>>216651606had Tasha not left, Geordi and her would have been a thingthey hinted at it like 5 times
>>216645995Zoe is hot and the nu ST films are ok, I don’t consider them ST at all, they’re just sci-fi films to me
>>216647558I didn’t like the first one, but it grew on me, this one is just weird
>>216650422why the hell do they have useless shit like dogs and books on a federation vessel. he should be using a tablet
>>216652242weak bait from soulless npc
"Jay-Den Kraag?""Present!"
>>216652340they don't have replicators, they are rationing coffee, and captain just has a bunch of dog food? I'd be pretty angry about it if I were on that ship
>>216650517>it was the same onelmao
>>216651555>>216651819Kira is good but Janeway, B'elanna and Seven of Nine were the first fully realized female Star Trek characters. B'elanna and Tom have the only healthy well written relationship in Star Trek.
>>216652340do you suppose archer cleaned up dog shit every day or did he order an ensign to do it?
>>216652415sometimes you need an expendable crew member and dogs are inherently expendable.
>>216652474What a crock of shit lmao.
>>216652530just think about the logistics. do they have a vet for the dog? they also need to keep drugs or whatever for pet care. it's just a big waste of resources and they're wasting them in their flagship
>>216652550>do they have a vet for the dog?Yeah. phlox.
>>216652579that's voyager not enterprise
>>216652540Nice seethe lmao.
>>216651819do us a favor and learn the difference between "good character" and "I like and agree with them always"
>>216652761I had one of those coffee mugs. Peak 90’s technology, I’m glad they rediscovered it in the 24th century
>>216652814some designs are timeless and just work
https://youtu.be/kcm8jQBQ6kg?si=KX_C5d36gwTtp75t
>>216651605nigga what are you talking aboutUhura (as well as Chekov and Sulu) are BARELY even charactersLt Leslie gets a near equal amount of screentime.
>>216653343should laser weapons have recoil?
ever been to trekcon? what's it like?
star trek
>>216653502Newton's Third Law dictates that they do.
>row row row your boat, gently down the streamwere they fags?
>>216653541>trying to bring the laws of physics into star trekuhhhsubspace or something
>>216645980Is Andorian coom blue?
>>216653689Only one way to find out.
>>216653511Why are you posting kids? Do I need to shoot you? With a gun in the head? Type shit?
>>216653793>schizo is now willingly doxing himself to try and lure BFLOL
>>216650517>and I got FAITH
>>216653793>kids
>>216653793>Fred "Durst"nt Take His Meds
>>216651184Kira didnt share it with Sisko and Ducat was doing it personally so how would he prevent it?
>>216654032I KIN REEEEEEEEEEACH ANY STAR
>>216654331AGAH(AGAH)AGAH(AGAH)
>>216654324>Kira didnt share it with Siskoyes she did, she told him everything in order to ask if she could go use the Orb
Rape
>>216647576 he looked better w/ hair?
>>216652474
>I'll still love you even though your penis is only 10 centimeters. >Beverly says it's closer to 12!
>>216655222Should have got Connery instead
if you had to pick one what would you guys say is the sexiest scene or moment in trek?>The captcha is outdated. Please refresh the page and try again.what the actual fuck is going on with this newfangled captcha
>>216656104I have to commend Hiro on the new captcha though, it seems to be working as a huge filter it filtered me for a minute I'm not even sure how I solved it
>>216650498I think she retired to raise her son
/trek/ is too dumb to solve the captcha
kira is a cunt
>>216656104for me its the ending of Innocence
>>216656885>Find the number or shape that’s different If these puzzles are filtering people it can only be good for the health of the board.
>>216657257I solved the puzzle and it still tells me I'm wrong so idk
>>216657537you must click next. crazy that AI is still so shitty they need us to help train it with kindergarten puzzles
>>216648558Gene Rodenberry said that in the future nobody would care.
>>216657095Camn down goocel
Picard looks better bald. like Claudio Castagnoli and Solas Dragon Age
>>216650957>>216650904>>216650861>>216650845>>216650758Ultimately we can all agree that this is all the Cardassians fault. Desperation and starvation make people do things they would normally never do. The other collaborators sold out the Bajorans out of greed and comforts. Kira's mom did it to save her families life. All of this happened because of the Cardassians.
>>216657257>We solve captchas. Captchas to make us post.
Watching Voyager rn
>>216652474>>216652600weak bait
>>216656104K'Ehleyr getting out of the photon torpedo casing
hey toontroon ur a gay faget
Trekkies, another Star Trek: Starfleet Academy reel for our new favorite character Cadet Jay-Den Kraag. Nice hero pass of the USS Athena in this one.
Well the new captcha stumped the shill at least momentarily
>>216658100They were going to give Patrick Stewart a hairpiece because they didn't know how well a bald protagonist would test with audience. The 1980s were a funny time.
>>216658705Zesty
>>216659102>I'm forced to add a measure of flamboyancy and a zest to the doldrum of my existence.
>>216658705>klingon warrior>science divisionkill everyone involved. its the only way
Just watching first ep of enterprise... what's the deal with t'pol.. seems a bit "chesty" if u catch my drift
>>216659481berman
>>216659507they really do look bolted-on don't they? lol
>>216659520well she was maybe into bodybuilding stuff? and with 0% bodyfat you cant have tits.
>>216659520Illogical
>>216659258>klingon science division? In MY Star Trek!Boy do you miss the point of these episodes or what?Now move those goal posts.
>>216659621reminder that anytime theres a klingon scientist they fuck everything up all genocidey or blow up a moon or something
>>216659621Antak never said he was a warrior, retardalso they gave the gay science klingon and current year nigger name. its not enough to fire these faggots
>>216659707Oh, there are the goal posts. I've been looking for those!
>>216659507How the fuck is she half Japanese?
>>216647511
i hope there are more Klingons with some kind of dumb zoomer first name and then a normal Klingon sounding last name. it's good meme potential.>Eli-Jah Klor>Tay-Lor Klag>Kay-Leb Urk
>>216659258Klingon doctors consider science their battlefield. With glory and honor coming from defeating the unknown. But the show will just use Kraag’s studies as window dressing.
>>216659726did you even watch the webm, moron?
>>216659507This is ridiculous. Those things could take someones eye out. What the hell is she doing on a naval vessel??
>>216659860He doesn't look at his own stuff that he's shilling. What's his point? What's he trying to prove?
>>216660000ballast? and checked
>>216659854>Rod-Ney Kang>Tray-Von Fent
>>216659726You should kill yourself for this dishonor.
>>216659507between this and the themesong, they absolutely repelled half the fanswtf were they thinking
>>216660166pretty sure they got the boomer TOS audience they were aiming at. they weren't scared of stupidly sexy ladies.
>>216660000Witnessed
>>216659258It's a thousand years in the future of the future, idiot. Klangs can do the science now.
>>216659707>current year nigger name
>>216660833>name which seemed absurdly outlandish enough to be alien 30 years ago is the same as the current year niggerpocalypse
>>216660833I'm thinking of doing a "20 clicks to Hitler" on Memory Alpha. But just clicking random articles until I hit "Played by: Brent Spiner"We millennials needed some way to keep busy in computer lab
speaking of Hitler
>>216660833notice how that isA. not from current yearB. a white guy
>>216660833Where's the nog hyphen? Also, he was named by a literal child in that instance. There's no excuse for Zesty McGay.
>>216661077>A white guyWho wants to tell him?
>>216661139he was painted white so for that moment he was white
>>216645994>I'll do ya one better>I'll show ya how they work
>>216661403What would you say the difference is between hammy acting and bad acting?
>>216661434The only difference is one you enjoy
>>216661461I think you and I both know that's not true
>>216661498How about you tell us then? Because a good portion of people I know would say hammy is synonymous with bad acting.
>>216661519bad acting is unconvincing acting. you can be hammy and still convincing as whatever character you're supposed to be. but for Brent Spiner I would say he's bad because I only ever see Brent Spiner doing a bit and I'm not convinced his character is real
Does the fucking captcha work properly yet?
Damn between the t/pol/, the Japanese chick and Sarin enterprise seems to be cooking up like a total smoke show. If you showed someone back then what nu trek would be like they'd lose their lunch lol
>>216661519I'm asking, your answer is simply wrongIt's like if I'm asking what makes for a good car and you reply with something useless like "one you like the color of"
>>216661434I think with hammy acting you have to be doing it on purpose. Shatner and Spiner were hamming it up because they knew that’s what audiences wanted.
>>216661713And now I'm asking you. What do you think the differences between hammy and bad are? I stated what I and others think. Why can't you? Are you capable of thought or just too far up your own ass?
>>216661886Hey dumbass, if I knew I wouldn't be asking for people's opinions>I and othersJust you
>>216661713>drive cool car in cool color>hey sick car that must be fun>drive same model car in shit poop brown color>Everyone says your car looks like shit>not so fun to driveNot the point he was making but how is that wrong?
>>216645966The credits are a hit lists edition.
>>216662234this isn't even close to an equivalent of what was being said
schizos need to take their meds
>>216662786when the inflation hits they won't be able to afford it.
man what happened to the schedule anon? i have to look this shit up myself now>Odo falls in love with a mysterious woman who has been targeted for murder.
How is Paramount owned by a gigachud but NuTrek is still absolute woke dogshit
>I and others
>>216650564>Season 7 has like 5 Ezri episodesBased.
>>216650758>but kept on hating every other bajoran who wasnt an active part of the resistanceNo, she softened on that too. Stop lying.
>>216663307He lies because it sparks convos about the same topics over and over. This is soothing to some anons.
>>216663267Nah I'm with that other anon. They should've just killed off Dax and kept her gone. Having to spend like 25% of your final season fleshing out a new character (that isn't even really new) is probably the worst creative decision they ever made in DS9.Just a huge waste of screen time.
>>216663412>Just a huge waste of screen time.My penis disagrees.
>>216663188Ellison bought Paramount a couple of months ago. These shows have been in the pipeline for years. We’re going to be getting zombie woke until 2028 at least.
>>216663442Waifufags are basically the India of Trek fandom
>Doing it "as a man" was a little uncomfortable for Auberjonois for a rather personal reason. The official aesthetics for Odo dictate that he's smooth. Really smooth. ALL over. "They even thought about covering my nipples," Auberjonois recalls, although they ultimately decided against it. But when it came to body hair, he wasn't so lucky. "I had to shave my body," he sighs. "EVERY hair." >This was the second time the actor had been asked to "take it off," as he puts it. "I had to do it for 'Broken Link,' too," he recalls. "Whenever my body is exposed they ask me to shave the backs of my arms and my armpits and my legs. It itches like crazy coming back!"
>>216662904it wouldn't apply because the answer is inherently wrong and has no value
>>216663484>never getting an HD release where'd you'd actually be able to tell that anyway what a joke
>>216663484They probably had the same arguments over Spock and Data. And you know they kept Spock hairy for the women in the audience.
>>216663484It was a huge missed opportunity to not have the "Odo has sex" episode happen when he was a solid. Why did the writers wait until after he was changed back?
>>216663530Why do people buy the name brand expensive shit over the cheap yet functional shit? Same fucking reason. Status and what others think. This is a deciding factor in if many people can enjoy something from choosing a car or finding someone's acting good.
>>216663551As it is it's a below-average filler episode with a couple of good moments. But it could've been something profound.
>>216653511As you can see, the women at Trek cons are really mid.
>>216663551they had wanted to do the "Odo has sex" story when he was still a solid but the opportunity to do it didn't work out until after The Begotten, they say.>"I wish we'd done the show while Odo was still human," admits Ron Moore. "I'd he had been human, the relationship with this woman would have carried a little more weight."
>>216663622Again, just so disappointing. I think Season 5 has a lot of moments where the writers drop the ball.
>>216663688It still might be the best season overall for all of that
>>216663461found the prolapsed anus queer.
>>216659740Now you know which half isn't Japanese.
>>216663616I like when they are already bruised. I don't feel like I'm mussing something pristine.
>>216663761I'm sorry but it's true. Most of us are here because we love the writing, the characters, the optimism of Star Trek. As a waifufag, you will always be beneath us -- subhuman really.
>>216663783None of that is mutually exclusive. You are small. limited.
>>216661574The captcha works fine. You're just a brainlet that's getting filtered. You won't be missed.
>>216663688that was probably not on the writers as far as the scheduling and how the timing worked out. guess I'll go ahead and type this part put too:> As it turned out, however, the fact that Odo wasn't human became an important aspect of writer René Echevarria's script. "Something I really wanted to convey in this episode was that what touched Odo about this woman was that she wasn't spooked by his alien nature," says Echevarria, a point that the writer would explore again in Season 7's "Chimera." An early draft of "A Simple Investigation" highlighted Arissa's comfort level in a scene that had her come out of Odo's bedroom, where she'd been sleeping alone, to find Odo regenerating in the next room. "He's sort of this gooey thing draped all over his jungle gym, a strange but beautiful, glistening thing," recounts Echevarria. "Ordinarily Odo would be embarrassed to be seen like this, but she comes up and gently touches him and then he sort of morphs onto her and she lets him. I was very attached to the idea. but Ira felt it was important that Odo make love as a man. And looking back on it, I'm glad we did it that way, because I was able to save that special moment for Kira, where it was more important."It's funny how he wanted to go goo and Behr being the one to be like no you big dummy we already blew it not doing this episode during the solid arc he has to be a fucking solid DUH
>>216663817>none of that is mutually exclusiveWhile it's true that fans of Tolstoy are physically capable of eating crayons, that's most likely not going to be the case.You're welcome to stay. You're not as cancerous as a Nu Trek faggot, don't get me wrong. You're just a lesser-than, beneath most of the enlightened posters ITT. Now, run along, Ensign. You're dismissed.
bros...
>>216663879remember when harry was crazy about her since the academy and she was into him and we didnt meet her until after she died and there were a dozen references to harry being bad at women?
>>216663567the question was "what's a good car" not "what car will make people suck my dick", which is what you keep confusing it for
>>216663551>Odo screams when he nuts because he thinks there's a changeling that's been hiding in his penisQUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRKKKKKKK
Sure seems to be a lot less oldtrek geezer seethers, now that the captcha's been changed.
15:38
Hmmm nope nutrek still sucks a homeless man's balls
>>216663820It works fine now, yes. And ironically, it started working fine for me just as I posted the message you replied to. I guess 4chanX had to push an update.
>>216664813>the question was "what's a good car"2008 IS250 AWD in midnight blue now SHUT THE FUCK UP
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrape
>>216665047I'm actually going to watch Academy, just for the meme of having done so.
damn that might be the first show he actually watches if so
Star Trek is a luxury, not a need.
>>216665466Jesus I haven't seen this in forever
>>216665474then why has it been getting worse
>>216665122>2.5L engineGAAAAAAAAY
The secret to solving the new captcha......is not to be an oldtrek geezer seether, you oldtrek geezer seether.
>>216664250No, because I didn't watch VOY enough. Just like most people didn't watch VOY.
>>216664813A '90s Toyota Tarago. Because it looks like a shuttlepod. So, when you drive it you can pretend to be Tom Paris.
>>216665843It's funny because Voyager at its lowest point got 10x the viewers of any nutrek show.
>>216665638you need more?
>old trek continues to reign supreme while nutrek is like warm piss being poured on your hands
>>216665843According to your own source: VOY's pilot is the most watched 'sode in all of Trek. And you're trying to use that data to say that VOY is unpopular. Are you retarded?
>>216666084Yes, so I can merge with freeway traffic after getting stuck behind some ancient rattletrap pickup truck with 20 gardening tools sticking out the back. Also, so I can pass a whole line of slow idiots on a one-lane highway. Patience is for people with shitty cars. It'd like having a shuttle without a warp drive.
>>216660000witnessed
>>216666666summoning satan
Still waiting for the oldtrek geezer seethers to figure out the new captcha. I wonder how many have dropped dead from frustration-induced heart attacks.>>216666098You know what that feels like, huh? Fine. You do you. Also, old trek got relegated to "broadcast TV" (BWAHAHAHAHAHA) and its fans die off every day.>>216666101VOY got it up once, but couldn't keep it up. Ohhhh... now I see why you empathize with it.
>>216666101for all anyone knows, he scribbled that graph in microsoft paint
>>216666189I made that graph mostly for shitposting reasons but the schizo took it and used it for evil
>>216666113you sound like the type of dumbass driver that merges into oncoming traffic just so you can beat everyone else to the same red light
>>216666184
>>216666189Here's the source of that data:https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/63587389/#63592230https://www.trekcc.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9355https://web.archive.org/web/20100426030528/http://www.madmind.de/2009/05/02/all-star-trek-movies-and-episodes-in-two-charts/>>216666206Really? You made that graph 15 years ago?You're such a pathetic liar.
>>216666241Shia was never Indiana Jones, what is this article talking about?
>>216666224Not even close.
>>216666263nobody asked for your selfie lardass
>>216666284sounds like I hit the nail on the head, considering you roll out the projector image every time you get "pwned"
>>216666265That's only the beginning of that anon's schizo nonsense. Also, I love how the most watched Voyager episode is the last one. "Wow! Great! It's finally over!" And geezer seethers still can't figure out the captcha.
>>216666241andy dick was alright in VOY but he was probably just there to do coke with braga
>>216666263Look at the actual graph you keep posting. I made that in Excel in 2015. I also made the one with the Enterprise-D flying over. You're a liar who needs to burn in hell or at least be anally raped in a psychiatric hospital.
>>216666286I'm wiry and 83, in case you forgot.>>216666309I'm not even a city boy, city boy. The only signal in the nearest town to where I live just blinks yellow in both directions.
>I'm 83No one believes you, Tillyfag.
>>216666341Such a specific torment. Flashing back to a painful memory, are you? I really don't want to know anything about your life.
>>216666365At least your seething is finally evolving. I thought you got stuck in a mental ditch. Did you forget? I took my son to see ST:TMP in the theater. Oh, the wailing and the carrying on when I first posted about that memory. Now you're like "no you didn't! source: I pulled it out of my ass".
>he roleplays as a boomer>he roleplays that he has a familyThis shit is beyond messed up
>>216666488My incel shutin anon, I have great-grandkids. I watch Bluey with them. Your life will never rise to a tenth of mine. Ever. Cry more.
>>216666448finally gonna anhero, are you? i support your decision.
To think... all of this, because we said NuTrek was akin to getting AIDS
NuTrek sucks Dukat did nothing wrong
>>216666659Damn, so close >>216666666
>>216666659Dukat did do one thing wrong, he was too soft on the Bajorans.
>>216666642Next time, don't be a seething jerk. It amazes me what some people need to be told.
Kind of sad watching this new Fallout season knowing Rene probably would've been able to play Mr. House if he was just a little younger/healthier
>>216666721He was an unappreciated man
>>216666861a lot younger
>>216666861Just watch MASH the movie. Rene plays Father Mulcahy. Hes young as hell in that.
>>216666902He doesn't have to be that young, doesn't need to do the flashback parts.
>>216666529>I watch Bluey with them.Rug Island or Flat Pack?
Bro.....lmao? Bro.........really lil bro?
>>216666994yikes
>>216651889I enjoy the JJ Trek movies for just this reason. Literally the first thing that happens establishes that this is a totally different timeline and does not try to fuck with the Star Trek formula, they just turn it into a fun action flick. It means you can easily ignore them if you don’t like them. Every few years I’ll remember that they somehow made a 3rd movie, and I’ll have completely forgotten everything about it except for the zero G fight at the end
>>216666994I liked the idea that a human Romuboo would actually defect
>>216667133Shut the fuck up retard, they brought all of that stupid JJ Trek shit into the main timeline anyway, beyond that, it's a poison pit that made everything think Kirk was a fucking retard who went from cadet to captain (and they think that's how Starfleet works) when in reality he's a fucking gigabrain geek who routinely beat Spock at 3d chessFuck off, jew jew apologist, back to the plebbit hell that spawned you
>>216667199Three highest grossing Trek movies are New Trek. They saved the franchise from the 90s Beige Death of Clinton Trek.
>>216667349"franchise" would be better off dead
>>216667349I don't care, tranny. They could put out Nu Trek: Faggots Suckin' and Fuckin' and it could do 10 billion at the global box office and I would still call it trash because I'm not a fucking retard.You don't seem to understand this. Star Trek was never the most popular thing in the world. It's always been niche, even at its most popular. And that's fine. If you want Star Trek to be McDonalds, it's just because you're used to eating shit.
Hypothetically speaking, say that Dukat didn't escape and was put on trial by the Federation. What happens next?
>>216667428He'd probably be tried, convicting of war crimes, and would end up in some gay Federation paradise prison where he would spend his days in isolation sculpting statues of himself and making AI rock operas.
>>216667418No one cares about freeloaders who don't chip in for the bill. Watch and pay for what you watch. Otherwise you get nothing.
>>216666975Cricket.
>>216667428They feed him to the Crystalline Entity
>>216667445Bajor isn't even part of the Federation so like.....how would they have authority to put him on trial...
>>216667510Bajor isn’t a full member of the Federation, but still within the sphere of influence. Like Ukraine and NATO
>>216667510Dukat also led a Dominion War against the UFP, what do you mean?
>>216667642I actually had kinda forgotten about that because I always think of Damar being in charge at that point but I guess Dukat did do stuff too specifically against DS9
>>216667497Legit.
>shilltranny larping as an octogenarianweird hill to die on but at least you're dead
'Cause baby, when I see your face, I feel the most emotion (I feel the most emotion)Yeah, baby, when we go to space, let's take the Kosst Amojan (let's take the Kosst Amojan)
Assuming the NuTroon starts shitposting as soon as he wakes up, that would put him smack dab right in...>IndiaFucking lmao, that would explain more than a few things
>>216667806That song was the most painful to do
I’d make a Trek series about Section 31 (as written in DS9) trying to reunite a broken Federation after a civil war following the events of Nu-Trek slop
>>216667987which song is your favorite?
>>216668230you'll never get someone as kino as william sadler to run it
>>216668230that's literally just std season: whatever, whenever they went to the futureeveryone is functionally identical to being s31 glowies, aside from actually being intelligent
>>216668507You mean when they went to the past to prevent the election of Dronald Blumpf? Or maybe I’m mixing that up with Picard
>>216665790>new captchait's funny how they're basically abbreviated IQ tests now
>>216668268Tom Hardy is kino, but likely too expensive these days to come back for Trek.
>>216668763whats really hilarious is all the actual retards bitching>why did i have to do it 10 times?
>>216668763Pretty soon you’ll have to upload a sample of the melanin in your skin to post
>>216668840no jigaboos allowed kek
>>216668805It was bugged out earlier on Firefox but they fixed it eventually. I don't think it was a matter of people being unable to figure it out as much as it just not working.
>>216668786there's also the fact that nemesis tanked his career and sent him into a drug spiral
>>216668974It is refreshing change; hope they keep using it.
>>216669071
>>216669036Sex with Doctor Selar
>>216669403She looks like she'd be a great shag
>>216669403bruh it's in the image
anyone in this thread been enjoying Whomp lately?
>>216657257I solved it
