Why'd he do it?
>>216657261He was in the middle of a private conversation.
>>216657261what did he do?
talentless hack general?
>>216657261he was just getting a selfie for his daughter.
>>216657491With all his effeminate hand movements I thought he was gonna accidentally hit her tits.
>>216657261he just really hates spergs and enjoys bullying them, nothing wrong with that
>>216657261
nepo baby mouthbreather standing awkwardly close> "hey whatcha guys talking about?"funny man Bill Hader> realizing it's Reiner's retarded junkie son> "Oh, nothing. We're just having a private conversation"** autistic junkie clutches silver spoon and storms off **Ali Wong> "is that guy... "Bill Hader> "Retarded. Yeah. Rob Reiner's son".
>>216657545And draw the ire of the Kelce brothers? I think not.
>>216657261We need to subpoena Hader to see what he said.
>>216657294
>>216657799Double doubles confirm this is what happened, threads over everyone GTFO
>>216658114it sounds like Conan was the one with motive to kill them. Nick's just the fall guy
>>216658114>Brought their 32 year old son to Conan's house to "keep an eye on him."Nick had to get it on man, he had to.
>>216657491Taylor seems nice and I wish I could be her fren
>>216657294got tired of Rob Reiner's DRUMPFT rants and secretly goaded his son Nick Reiner to kill Rob and his wife
>>216657261Can he be treated as an accessory to murder? He literally provoked Nick.
>>216658114"Oh my God! He could have shot Billy Crystal!"
>>216658114What is hypothetical harm?
>>216658114where's Conan right now?
Someone make an AI image out of the whole thing
>>216659236on the run
Can you imagine being that high surrounded by famous people at some mansion? What a madlad
my face when I wake up and theres new captchas
>>216658114>"A guest brought someone who was not invited and was making other guests very uncomfortable"Imagine being such a fuckup that you get blacklisted while your dad is still rocking the Hollywood connections.
>>216658114>waaah waaah delete this postwhy are reddit like this?
>>216659448seriously, bunch of dweebs scrambling to find any moral highground in any situation
>>216659289>implying they aren't all on coke anyway
>>216657491
>>216657586His bullying led to the sperg killing 2 ppl
>>216659461and they love censoring things in general, i fail to see how information regarding what is a global news story can be considered invasive
>>216659515haha yeah
>>216659376>Conan blacklists a friend's kid at Christmas.Dick move, but that's CoCo.
>>216659688in hindsight he was right to blacklist him. should have done more to enforce it.
>>216658114>"what if that kid brought a gun to the party and started shooting people?"
>>216659723Perhaps if Conan had done the Christian thing and welcomed the child in the spirit of Christmas, he could have headed off this tragedy.
>>216658114sad if true
>>216659861he was a creepy autistic weirdo though, the fact that he did what he did proves people's instincts about him were correct
>Well maybe you should kill your fucking parents
>>216659861If the kid behaved, then Conan probably would have no problem.
>are you famous?>are you famous?>hi are you famous????He's literally me
>>216659941>kidhe was 32
>>216659889"Are there no work houses?"You and CoCo have the same warp and lack of empathy. Now go kick a snowman for getting in your way, why don't you.
>>216660017So he was just one of those insufferably awkward types of people who open with crap like "how many times have you had sex?".
>>216660020you sick fuck
>>216660020>
>>216660017This offended bill Hader because he’s a hack.
>>216658983Likely, I posted this in another thread, Conan is a fucking creep.>I waited on Conan O'brien some years back, this describes him to a T.Miserable faggot who did nothing but berate his son, who was a very polite young man. Made me glad to grow up as a mechanic's son.
>>216660020and you look like a Poertoriikan hooer
>>216660071Damn it man, Bill was there to network! Can't have Christmas cripples harshing the Hollywood buzz.
>>216657872>Kelce brothersLol, Tommy Brady already put them in the cuck shed.
>>216659861he did. now two people are dead.
>>216658114>Please delete this Jesus Christ, these people
>>216658114>please delete this it is so terribly inappropriate and invasive to post thisThis is guy Trump writes how it writes, because of people like you you fucking faggot trannie woman dyke wathever you are
>>216659688NBC promised Nick an invite to that party
>>216659889The point is Hollywood hotshots proved they're BAD at DE-ESCALATION, as they've shown repeatedly in public they incite/provoke/rile up the public for attention. Narcissism backfired.
>>216660107Conan Derangement Syndrome is turning your mind to mush. Take a break from the internet, before it’s too late.
>Conan goes to India>%s of murder increases among celebrities after he comes backI blame Conan.
>>216660040Are you famous is a great troll question
This party needed The NEGOTIATOR. If SLJ were there he would've handled it.
>>216657261>Bill Hader on Taxi Driver>Bill Hader on Fargo>Bill Hader on The Godfather
>>216658114Using my neet powers, That reddit user is Amy Sedaris if female or Tim Meadows if male
I look forward to hearing more detail about this party on a million different comedy podcasts
>>216660408We need that guest list to mock.
Barry ending could've been real if Hader pushed too far. Scary
>>2166602813000 years ago?
This is the equivalent of a drive by shooting after "verbal altercation" at a nightclub for rappers. Even white boomers + genX are catching up
>>216660290Conan you're being interviewed by the LAPD again tomorrow. Save your innocent indignation act for that.
>>216659236Haiti
>Our sources say Nick roamed around in his sweatshirt, didn't interact with people, kept to himself, and was very reserved ... all of which made some folks feel his behavior was odd.literally me
>>216659068Build her a bracelet.
>>216660035For all your talk of empathy it seems you only have said empathy for a parricidal junkie and snowmen, yet none for the two people that were murdered.
>>216660567Sources are protecting Hader or whoever publicly dressed down Nick R, leading to the killings.
>>216660361Bro just listed the 2 reasons to watch No Activity. Kino underrated show
>>216660612>I'm not the emotionless Incel! You are!Sure CoCo. Now go tell the valets they're not getting a Christmas tip either.
A source has told the Daily Mail that a sex masseuse came to Reiner's $13.5 million home at 2pm Sunday to help him and his wife de-stress. She rang the bell, knocked a number of times, and left when no one answered.This prompted the couple's 27-year-old daughter Romy, who lives across the road, in another $13.5 million home to go over to her parents' home, where she made the horrifying discovery.And then they were to meet the Obamas that afternoon to bitch about Trump.
>>216660636Really need Columbo on this case. "Excuse me Mr Hader. Just one more question..."
>>216660017Goddamn, he was really autistic then.
was this what pushed Nick over the edge? wouldnt blame him.... ive never laughed during any of the 10000 times conan has described the bit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9cJW9T9RAc
>>216660636It was all of them. When Nick arrived with his parents, every single person in that room paused, slowly turned with those smug plastic smiles on their flushed plastic faces and Conan, in his best monologue voice, shouted "Look who finally came out of his room!". Cue laughter.
>Nick Reiner:
>>216660686>remake of an australian showwould watch the original if anything
>>216660852Kek
>>216660848>Conan O'Brien has to pay people to pretend to be his friendThere really is no difference between twitch streamers and "real" celebrities
>>216660858i get this reference
his career is finally over billy crystol should host the oscars instead of this insipid instigating malefactor
>>216660916conan did nothing wrong.you can't pin this on him.
>>216657491He seems depressed
>>216657799nice digits
>>216660686The release schedule and cast changes were so weird it was hard to watch. Literally.
>>216660852this actually sounds like something Conan would do
>>216658114>Please delete this it is so terribly inappropriate and invasive to post this. Also shame on that"friend" for putting himself in hypothetical harm when a man and his wife were murdered by....lol
>>216660916>The Rob Reiner on the Oscars In Memoria reel>Conan shouts, "Hey -- it's that guy I got murdered!"
>>216660290I'm not joking fren, his son was a perfect gentleman and he did nothing but embarrass him.Also, he is a cheap motherfucker, what kind of Hollywood big wig buys a $46 bottle of wine? He needs to stay in California where he belongs.
>>216660933not even when he called nick reiner or the phone to tell him "we ll have some of the.... good stuff everyone likes at parties" meaning matt gourley's artisanal cocktails?
>>216658114>brings extremely mentally unstable drug addict to a party full of comedians that are known for roasting people
>>216659236Walking up the stairs to the writers room with empty boxes to drop to fool the writers into thinking the delivery guy just dropped their lunch.
I saw Nick Reiner at a grocery store in Los Angeles that day. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him about his dad or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>216658114Nick was making a move. Bill had to get it on.
NICK R NICK R NICK R NICK R NICK R NICK R NICK R NICK R NICK R NICK R NICK R
>>216661016100% right. If someone has anger issues, they can't go do a environment that has comedy and banter.
"Excuse me Mr Hader but big fan. Loved Barry.""Hey re-re-retard! Can't you see I'm having a private conversation with a famous person at a crowded Hollywood party? Piss off and go kill yourself!"
>>216660757>This prompted the couple's 27-year-old daughter Romy, who lives across the road, in another $13.5 million home to go overif i was 32 and didnt have a 13.5 million dollar home but my baby sister did i dont know how i would feel about it
>>216661016he thought it was safe because comedians all act like pansies now
>>216658114>Please delete this it is so terribly inappropriate and invasive to post this.
>>216661068She’s not a murderous crackhead so she gets to have one as a treat
>>216658114>Is that the truth!? On MY reddit!?
>>216661067>goes to the bathroom>looks at the mirror>see he became his father on looks>kills his father instead
>>216660017Nick was probably just kidding but Hader took it personally because he’s not famous and is a little bitch probably yelled at him and then Rob came over and yelled at both of them and things escalated from there.
>>216661034Then we blew each other in my car in the parking lot.
>>216661067>Piss off Is bill a British soccer hooligan by night?
>>216660020No older than my son
What would you guys say to Nick if he were in the room with you right now?
>>216661126>he doesn't know about the copypasta
>>216661094
>>216661063New on Wolfgang Puck's exclusive catering menu for the 2026 Governor's Ball: "The Nick R - bocker Gory, with extra bloody raspberries and stabbed with a wedge of premium almond wafer".
>>216660946I liked Stand By me thoughbeit
if only Kevin James, ultimate badass, was there to de-escalate the situation and put those other comedians in their place. They'd be sorry for sure
>>216661115Hader trying to be the hard man in front of his Chinese origami fold.
Why has no one considered that Rob might have been making a move?
>>216661193Paul Blartt: Hollywood Security Damn there's a movie in that. Call Rob Reiner and see if he wants to direct.Oh. Right.
>>216658114>NOOOOOOO WE NEED TO KEEP OR NARRATIVE THAT THIS WAS A COMPLETLY RANDOM TRAGEDY WITH NO ESCALATING TENSION!
>>216660290he is not me im the conan hate poster, but i agree 100% with everything he just mentioned
>>216659203saying "what if he brought a gun and shot me" when two people were actually murdered
>>216660933Jim Carrey's STD's killed just 1 woman. Conan carrying waters for Clinton Foundation, CIA, USAID-funded shady org's have killed far more...now +2? I'm le disasppoint.
>>216661252Indian hands typed this post.
>>216660998His son is a dweeb who's into gay shit like minecrap and anime.Conan looks like the most bullied person in history but he will actually bully the shit out of dweebs. It was deserved.
Now every time Bill Hader goes to a Benihana, he starts to scream.
>>216657738kek
>>216658114>Noooo you can’t be creeped out by the fact that you met some bath salts psycho mom and dad throat slitting murder nigger right before he fucking snapped and could have easily as killed you if his crack addled brain had broken just a few hours earlier! that’s a hecking downvoteRape redditniggers in the ass until they die from anal bleeding.
If only Triumph the Dog was there so the double murder at Rob's home turned into a mass murder massacre at that party the same night...
>>216658114>Their theory is that they were murdered that nightI haven't been following this saga. Is the timeline not hammered down yet?
>Bringing your fuck-up junkie son to a party filled with narcissistic celebs and expecting everyone to get along
Team Coco throwing up the wall to protect their king.
>>216661540>Jason BatemanHuh?
>>216661540How's Jason Bateman part of this now? What the fuck is going on?
>>216660567This completely normal behavior for a child being brought to an adult party
>>216660567Je Suis Nick Reiner
>>216661333And how many of those celebs that Conan invited have been to detox? Are drug users? Have slapped a PA because their coffee was cold?
>>216659756Is that coomer made human?
>>216660017This is Elliot Rodger manifest
>>216661540Did Arnett give Bateman Rob Reiners address?
So bill hader raped him . Always the ones you suspedt most huh
>>216659448they are proto communists who want to control the narrative and information.
>>216661579>Conan O'Brien joked about Jason Bateman killing his parents because he wasn't invited to his Christmas partyThen a vengeful God...
>>216661571>>216661579When O'brien's parents both died (they were ancient as fuck) he said in some interviews that he dealt with the grief by joking, and gave an example that he had a text exchange with Jason Bateman where he pretended he thought Bateman had murdered them. Anyway, I guess some people were trying to revive that "joke" and say Bateman was striking again
>>216660017>Celebrities are so far up their own ass, they get offended when someone doesn't know their famous and will ruin a Christmas party over it
>>216661710>>216661718I don't know what I expected
>>216661540ΟΗ ΝΟΝΟΝΟΝΟΝΟΝΟΝ BLEY ON DOUBLE OVERTIME THIS IS DAMAGE CONTROL MODE PODCAST IS GONNA BE ON A HIATUS FOR LONGER THAN WITH THE FIRES OR CONANS PARENTS DYING
>>216659236I'm not aware right now of him even commenting on Reiner's murder on social media. Maybe he's saving it for his podcast.
>>216661718How much did you pay for your Conan Funko?
>>216661769Conan's parents died at the same time?
So, the Conan podcast where he joked about parental double homicide been deleted yet? Since we're protecting the Orange Fool!.
>>216661571>>216661579killed Conan's dad
>>216657799based Hader
>>216661859>Orange FoolIt was Conan the whole time. I apologize to colonial reenactment man
I'm honestly most curious about this party. What, Conan hosted it for his frens at his house/some venue he rented or these big incestous Hollywood royalty parties occur every year irrespective of whether Conan or any one individual is around or not?
Sources in attendance claim that Nick Reiner stormed out of the party after upending a table covered in hors d'oeuvre while shouting, "You're being a real Bill Hater right now!"
Who the fuck is Rob Reiner.
>>216660254Sup Ari
>>216661878It was a simple Christmas party at Conan's house with some of the celeb friends he likes the most. Rob was invited too but brought his son along without telling Conan prior.
>>216661831now there is something nick and conana could have bonded over
>>216658114Sometimes I forget the "DELETE THIS" meme isn't just a meme. R*dditors truly are the biggest faggots on the internet. They're probably just upset that they can't spin this into a trump being involved narrative if people keep talking about what actually happened.
>>216661878he never stops talking about his stupid christmas parties there is at least one mention of them or jokes about bateman not getting invited in every podcast episode
Still up. Conan "comedy"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=B5GM10HdXvQ
>>216661909>Christmas Party>The day Hanukkah startsHmmm...
>>216661892>is"was" Didn't you hear?
Conan O'Brien, the Napoleon of Crime
>>216661878Have you ever seen Curb your Enthusiasm? There's a ton of Hollywood royalty parties that go on every year
>>216661988
>>216661885See my sources tell me that Nick Reiner challenged Hader to an egg eating contest and had Conan's waiting staff bring out these massive bowls of boiled eggs
I forget. What was the dumbest shit Rob Reiner tweeted about? Was it Ron Perlman-level embarrassing?
>>216661540They should rename Reddit to Deleteit
>>216661988>both conan and his victorian-era predecessor are irishIt's the Hibernians. It has ALWAYS been them
>>216662054
>>216661540Sources are telling me Conan went up to Rob and whispered "You should kill your parents tonight, kid, I'm joking of course" into his ear before handing him a huge Chef's knife with a wink.
>>216662011Anything of note happen? I guess the comedy ones are all friends so simply drinking and chatting but for famefags and maybe some nepo networking
>>216662011>Have you ever seen Curb your Enthusiasm? No. And I shant ever. Not going to watch Hollywood crawling up there own ass about how interesting they think they are.
>>216657261i have never liked bill hader since he wrote the redheads southpark episode that got red headed kids beaten up in mexico. but a private conversation is a private conversation
>>216661540those comedian podcasts are such insane parasociality generators I'm sure everyone that listens to them thinks they have a right to go to the funerals and kid's graduations
>Sources claim Nick was accompanied by an unnamed driver
>>216660916I called this once it was revealed his Christmas party was the start of the events that culminated in parricide. It would be like if OJ left Johnny Carson's place then drove direct to Brentwood and killed Nicole and Ron. Conan isn't gonna be doing anything for a while after this, if ever again. Good. He seems like a sour man now anyway. Angry and unhappy.
>>216662097He reminds me a bit of Dennis Quaid's son, or other way around I guess.
>>216661959hehehe i just wrote an incendiary comment under this video i hope bley doesnt delete it
>>216662097as an american, i can relate, because whenever i try to have a private conversation on my Samsung phone, an israeli spy is listening in with the full knowledge and consent of the US government
>>216662101>He looked swedish, officer, and German
>>216661988its never been more over
>>216662104>He seems like a sour man now anyway. Angry and unhappy.qrd? Last I saw of him were the podcast clips with Schlansky and Olyphant, who, annoyingly, had to spend half the time being glazed by the fat Armenian and some soi producer rather than bantering with Conan
>Conan: "Hey Nick, we've only got cocktails and wine here. The heroin is too doors down over at Demi Lovato's house."
>>216659041Conan seems like the type of guy to make a move, to be fair
>>216658114>please delete this, it's invasive and inappropriate ALL redditors deserve to have their heads caved in, no exceptions
>>216661988>>216662157Why the fuck am I getting such a kick out of Conan being meme'd as the arch puppetmaster villain of this whole sordid affair?
>>216659889Even autists can train themselves to pick up when they’re invited to a conversation. If Nick was still barging into private conversations then he shouldn’t have been allowed to be at the party. Hire a sitter and put a Bluey stream on for him so he isn’t being a public nuisance. I’m autistic and even I’m sick of people using it as an excuse to ruin gatherings.
>>216662104Jay Leno needs to throw an impromptu Christmas party right now. "Spur of the moment thing. Spirit of Christmas and all. Having some friends over to the Garage. Catering. Maybe take out a few cars for a spin."
>>216662206He had to get it on
>>216662126Why does that guy look so fucked up. Dennis Quaid and Meg Ryan are both very good looking
>>216662242Catches himself and fire cooking the ham
>>216662206i guess what pushed nick over the edge was watching all these affable coordial comedians immediately change attitude when talking to him or ignoring him completely
>>216662126>>216662246Is there a different son? He looks pretty normal and a lot like his dad.
>>216662082If anything, the show is about the opposite. It's about a guy worth tens of millions who still resorts to pettiness at every turn, and is far too easily offended/inconvenienced for someone who should have absolutely nothing to worry about.Curb plays out like it's a normal, albeit neurotic, jewish guy who lucked his way into money and fame, and it's everyone else around him who are up their own asses. It's genuinely the greatest comedy series of all time, and probably a top 25 show of all time. But whatever bro, you do you! You don't have to like everything...
>>216662216its a better bit than the 19th century german duelist
>>216662268>bring your fucked up addict son to a fancy elite party attended by your comedy friends>and dressed like a hoboWhat the fuck went on? A spur of the moment thing? Surely Reiner has the means to provide even a temporary minder for his son, like some roided out security guy to make sure he doesn't get high
>>216661859No1 cares if you hold POTUS to a higher standard if only you did so for non-GOP POTUS too. Alas, repeat the legacy media talking points. Del Rio TX's gay latino democrat mayor begged for Biden to stop the illegal migration cos his city couldn't handle it. Fk these sanctimonious narratives that harm actual lives.
>>216661267Carrey's stds have killed more than 1 and according to another anon he has 4 dead because of him…
>>216659236he went back to india to be with his people
>>216658114>that 32 year old kid
>>216662027>Hader was extremely competitive, and in 2025 he appeared at a private party celebrating Christmas in which Nick Reiner was in attendance with his father Rob Reiner. Hader approached Nick and began a conversation that eventually became very heated, resulting in Hader shouting and Nick walking away. Later that evening Hader stood on a table and challenged Nick to an egg eating contest, like the one Nick was depicted doing at his rehab days, however Nick ignored the challenge.>Hader, undeterred, had somebody from his entourage bring him dozens of hard boiled eggs, and started the competition without Nick. While eating, he would loudly keep count as he consumed the eggs saying things like "21 Nick! 21 eggs already! I'm better than you Nick!", while mocking and insulting Nick Reiner the whole time, and calling him a "phony".>Eventually, Hader consumed 51 eggs before being removed from the party, 1 more than Nick rehab world record. As he was being escorted out, he reportedly said "51 eggs Nick! I beat you! You couldn't eat 51 eggs because you're a phony, Nick Reiner. I'm better than you, and always will be Reiner! Don't ever forget that!"
Just wait until you hear about Bill Hader’s weird Asian vacations with his gf. Surprised those didn’t blow up when the allegations came out.
desu mr carrey needs to just hang up and kill himself alreadywe all know he lurkssotake it as a warning jimmyyou won't be able to get out of scandal the next come around, you're better off killing yourself to avoid public humiliation in advance
I was at the party and took this video
>>216662282Oh, it's about Hollywood Jews too? Sounds like must see tv.
>>216662395I want the Conan Christmas party to evolve into its own meme with lore. Shit like this, Conan being the villain that manipulated everything, something like an Eyes Wide Shut thing so Nick snapped and smited his wicked father so Nick Reiner is, in fact, the wronged hero of the piece, etc
>>216662410FUCKING KEK. That is exactly what I am talking about in >>216662435Nick dindu nuffin till that Conan devil showed up. He wuz a gud boi
>>216660040That's actually a great conversation opener at a comedy sex pest soirée you snuck into.
>>216662396Just assume all comedians are degenerates until proven otherwise
>>216662435this!!! conan's party should be like the boat in natalie woods murder
>>216660348>Bill Hader on being the leading cause of patricide
>>216662405"T b h" being converted to "desu"? When did this board become so faggoty
>>216662410kek
>>216662410Is that Gordon Ramsay?
>>216662496Conan's stunt double
>>216662410>people exclusiveI kek'd even hader
>>216662396The Thai teens?
>>216662489I wasn't sure what desu was when I came here so sometimes I just end my posts with the word desu because I like it desu
>>216662496Vile attempt obfuscate. It is over, Conanite. The jig is up
>>216662519Assume almost every actor has been to Asia to rape teenagers because it's insanely common for the sex addict degenerates to do it with both girls and boys. Look at how David carridine died for crying out loud
OH NONONONO its official! tabloids are already using stern faced conan in a smaller circle....
>>2166625264chan desecrating my post about an abusive botched Masonic pedophile with the word desu is a bit much though.
>>216662410>here take this, I call it my reiner remover
>>216658114>Please delete this it is so terribly inappropriate and invasive to post thisHonestly reddit generally has good content these days but holy fuck I just can't fucking stand the faggots that post there
>>216662435>password?
>>216658114If had instead suicide bombed that party and killed everyone there it would have made the world a better place.
>>216662242Leno has been getting beaten up by the mafia over debt, they'll crash the party and kill all the guests. Win win for everyone!
>>216661089Please delete this it is so terribly inappropriate and invasive to post this
>>216662556We need a movie of Romy Reiner in extremely tight and skimpy shorts seeking revenge against the criminal genius Conan for how he tore a part her family. Nick is cast in a Hannibal Lecter role to advise his sister and Hader is the Irishman's right hand man.
>>216659236taking a dump on andy richter
>>216662624With no survivors!
>>216662071old funny conan is back baybee
>>216662600can any of us honestly blame nick for snapping after what he experienced in that house?
>>216658114people knew that fuck up was a retard, they should have locked him away in an institution. Why do faggots like him need to be outside with actual people?
im confused, what’s the narrative here?How was Conan to blame for Nick murdering his parents?
>>216662556>you've made a mockery of not just yourself but of this Christmas party and of me>leave the premises and never show your face here ever again
>>216662624Th gay German Swede?
>>216662674He's not, it's just anons shitposting a narrative
>>216662674Conan is evil incarnate
>>216662674Rob took Nick to Conan's party (unannounced and without informing him) and Nick was acting like a weirdo and people got creeped out by him, and somehow this is all Conan's fault.
>>216662588>my reindeer remover
>>216662489newfag
>>216662674If Conan had treated Nick like a human being and not some piece of shit on his shoe. Nick wouldn’t have freaked out and killed his parents Conan knew what he was doing, Rob Reiner was his personal enemy ever since he refused to share Hannah Montana on Epstein’s island
>>216662309Supposedly it was so they could keep an eye on him
>>216662725Not a newfag usually just don't use abbreviations...
>>216662596>Honestly reddit generally has good content these days
Based Coco still making autists seethe and outing newfags heading into 2026. My god look at this attempt at a joke >>216662743
I've spent too much time on this so I'll just post it
>>216662596It's great for finding disgusting information about celebrities they don't want known before they whip out the cleaners to lash it out of existánce. Good thing some of us find it first.The deviant retards will get theirs sooner or later.
>>216662702>Team Coco desperately defending their boy.
>>216662795Lynchian
>>216662489That wordfilter has been in place since before the pandemic iirc
>psst hey kid, laugh at my joke or your parents will die by your own hand tonight.
Bill Hader won't get an exposé nor will any comedian who's either been a talk show host or on SNL, they're all protected by the big network machines. Fallon is a cokie drunkard who cheats on his wife, Kimmel is manipulative and possibly Masonic swine who associates with pedophiles, abusers and rapists but is never called out for it, I've heard Coco is an asshole, and I have a multitude of not so positive things to say about a slew of the SNL gang, but insofar as all these faggots are protected by the NBC, ABC network letter machines, and Lorne Michaels, there won't be anything happening to them. at best they are complicit in Hollyweird fuckery and abuse, and at worst they are active participants. Fuck them all.
>Stand by Me? More like Get Away from Me, Creep!
>>216662702reddit mods? can we please get these posts deleted, for decorum?
>>216662674Conan went to Haiti in 2017 and tried to make it seem like a nice place after Trump called it a shithole. There are a few people on this board who have never ever let this go and have been constantly seething at Conan ever since.
>>216662706Think anyone else in the thirty years Conan has throw his party has shown up with an unexpected plus one? Of course they have. But Conan didn't humiliate them in front of everybody, then have them thrown out by his private security.
Kek Reiner is a stalker?>stalked the lot for young girls trying to get into The Price is Right. Many girls needed medical attention after spending time with Rob. >So much they moved either moved his trailer or banned him from that part of the lot. I can't remember but the constant covering up his gross predilections led to a change while he was on All In the Family
>Blending documentary and staged segments, three stories explore how community-supported parenting and even small acts of love profoundly shape (or, if neglected, harm) infants in their crucial first three years.>Nick Reiner born in 1994>Hosted by Tom HanksThe game was rigged from the start
>>216659203when you relax around them what follows is real harmwhen you are on your guard and assert yourself leftists say you were prejudiced and prevented only hypothetical harm.
>>216662842Tbh desu desu replacing T B H with desu is still faggoty
>>216662871Guess what won't be the cold open on this week's SNL.
>>216662912Probably because those other plus ones weren't being a creepy nuisance
Waiting for fag to show up to defend himself...Been awful quiet lately hasn't he
>>216662795I love Slice of Life vignettes in my movies.
>>216662912this guy gets it
>>216662668cuz that's fatphobic and nazi
help me understand this one, frensif nick was being bullied why did he went after his parents?do you guys think he had an argument when they arrived home?>why oh why do you have to FUCK EVERYTHING?>why can't you be a NORMAL human being like your BROTHER and SISTER?>just be FUCKING NORMAL for once in your life!and then nick reeee'd, grabbed a knife and did the sneedful
>>216662963Kinda wish Kimmels show had gotten cancelled because I just can't stand the squinty eyed little bitch. Him and the rest of the pedo jesters can kick rocks.
>>216661616Learn how to read newfaggot
>>216663049Most likely
>>216662912Were those plus ones severely mentally unstable weirdos that kept annoying everyone?
>>216662674He was making a move
>>216662871How much shit will spill out once Lorne finally dies? Hollywood is never going to be the same.
>>216660017Is this the junkie nepobaby equivalent of "do you have games on your phone?">>216662130You don't have to be American for that. Only a smart phone user.
>>216660702t. remorseless junkie enableryou are the embodiment of evil
>>216657261To test his abilities.
I would like to point out that Reiner knew Hillary Clinton so she should be considered a suspect if only because it's funny
>>216662912>then have them thrown out by his private security.Where was this claimed?
>>216663049I WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN!! *slash slash*
>>216663106>>216663381thank you. still sad
>>216662929looking back the transparent propaganda + self-aggrandizing is odious
>>216657261Innocent until proven guilty
>>216663132It's a party full of comedy insiders.Need I say more?
>>216657261Why not? Nothin else goin on that afternoon.
>>216663478>Democrats HQ? My name is Rob Reiner, My son has information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Cli-ACK
Anons, if we were in Nick’s place surely we wouldn’t squander the easy life of a hollywood elite family. Coming from nothing we couldn’t possibly make the same mistake right
>>216660408Unless he pleads "guilty," a lot of those people are going to be called to testify at his trial.
>>216657261This fuckin site is full of stupid right wingers, neonazis, teenage boys & gamerz. I’m sure by the end of this thread these fucking geniuses will have made up enough shit to this entire saga figured out and turned into a complete conspiracy theory involving half of Hollywood and all the Democrats too. Bet you a fuckin dollar
>>216657261Why the fuck didnt he shave looks like shit
>>216662556I can't tell what's funnier, Conan's stern face, Bill being a sad boy or Nick R. staring with murderous intent at his father while he seems blissfully unaware.
>>216658114Fucking reddit man is it all bots set to the highest level of self righteousness?? I really do not fucking get it. I do not meet ppl like this in the wild
>>216659236Hiding from Jason Bateman
>>216663704like i said a day or two ago drugs and booze never appealed to me - i'd rather spend "my" hollywood elite money on blue-chip art and vintage cars
What's with the Hader hating schizo on the board? Does Ali Wong's ex post here?
>>216663993It's actually Anakin Skywalker.
>>216663920Jay, this is not the time to make fun of Conan and all this, get out
>>216659448zero testosterone
>>216662871Conan's done now. Maybe Hader. Like, now they are directly linked to the most explosive Hollywood murder in 30 years. Conan's gonna hop on his podcast now? Hader's gonna appear on TV? Maybe they can spin it if they are smart but shit like this tends to stink up things. Now Crystal and Larry David are soiled, unless being the heebs they are immediately turn around and make a joke about it. No, everyone at that party is cooked. A new Roaring 20s Babylon event. Fatty Arbuckle. None of these people will be remembered or cared about in 30 years, just like silent movie stars from the 1910s-1920s were discarded and forgotten about. The Future is starting to take hold. Good.
>>216660565>out of the frying pan and into the fire
>>216660017it was a bit
>>216660042kek
>>216664230I feel like the whole facade is crumbling. Like when normies found out that Ellen DeGeneres was a cunt and it ruined her career.Hopefully more people come to realize all of these hollyweird ghouls are ultra rich freaks and not "le relatable" funny people.
>>216663704I mean realistically he screwed up a lot worse than most people on 4chan ever do, even if you just watched anime and played vidya all day you'd still be a better son than he was
>>216662489s m ht b hf a mbaka desu senpai
>>216664230>>216664450I just don't care about this planet or the future anymore related to Western Civilization, so the funnier clown worldish we fall, the more enjoyable the trainwerk gonna be. Then the non-westerners will turn us into bronce age but i won't be there for that.
>>216658114>Robs fucked up junkie son brings one of his schizo junkie homeless pales to a rich hollywood party>they dance around the issue before telling them to leave>junkie son and Schizo junkie freak out>they go back to Robs place, argument ensues, Schizo junkie loses it and kills them in a tard rageSo is this what happened?
>>216660017Honestly not a bad opener at a Hollywood party. Conveys a bit of aloof coolness while still being interested in them. Gives people a jumping off point to talk about their job or personal history or whatever. Problem is that if you keep repeating it, you'll just seem like an autistic retard
>>216661034Kek first time I heard this it was Maynard keenan
>>216657586kek, no regerts, Bill
>>216659136We're in the worst timeline.
>>216661345For him to poop on!
>>216662216Its pretty funny when you say it like that
>>216662405Moshi moshi this is Jim Carrey's toupee desu
>>216657261Never liked him. And the fact that he's with that anti-White Asian skank "comedienne" proves me right, along with this hauteur to a plebe at a Christmas party.
>>216660290Now I've seen it all, a Conan simp. Why didn't you vacation in Haiti like he told you to or you're racist?
>>216660348OH NO LET'S GO
>>216660757>sex masseuseSo what, they give you a handjob or something?
>>216661094Well that worked out just swell for them, didn't it?
>>216662037He was on CNN during Trump term 1 during the height of all the Russiagate shit, shouting about cyberattacks and shit, very clearly having no fucking clue what he was talking about, but if he put the "cyber-" prefix in front of enough words, it would sound appropriately scary.
>>216659068Emphasis on seems. Everyone says she’s a cunt and there’s a reason she has been in relationships with like 20 men because they all end up leaving her. You don’t want to be her friend, you just want to fuck her.
>>216661709That’s not something exclusive to communists, retard. The US government has been doing that for nearly a century.
