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Here is your hot bimbo Alien Dominatrix, bro.
>Has the face of a toddler or an innocent elf that wouldn't hurt a fly
>Has really pathetic 28B tits that are still sagging despite their smallness (alien cover isn't indicative of her boob size)
>Fake blonde hair, mutt genes.
>But hey at least she's got nice long legs which ... makes her reach 180cm , seriously?
>a 180cm tall homunculus with a baby elf face? how contradicting.
It made sense for the short-haired androgynous female detective, but not for the hot alien babe that's supposed to dom. At least if she was tiny in height for that loli baba energy, but no, she's tall as fuck. Film would have been better if it was a tiny alien loli raping and killing pedos OR a hot alien babe with big tits and a face that would kill, not this inbetween hybrid mutt jack of all trades master of none disgenics.
Did they actually expect 90s people to believe this bullshit?
>Species 1 = 5.9/10 on IMDB
>Species 2 = 4.5/10 on IMDB
Apparently nobody believed their bullshit.
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>>216670676
>Film would have been better if it was a tiny alien loli raping and killing
what the fuck
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>>216670765
It's cool she's got the mind of a 65 year old person and functional alien womb, dearie.
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>>216670676
Natasha would have made for a nice looking Mrs Clause.

>Species 1 = 5.9/10 on IMDB
>Species 2 = 4.5/10 on IMDB
I think this is the case where nobody would mind a reboot shitting all over the previous 4 movies since you can't get any worse than the last 2 movies.

If you put me in charge of Species I'd use my time machine to grab the previous actors from 4 films in their youth to have them mogged by infinitely sexier bodies with big boobs.
Small boobs must know their place on the ecosystem. Same for Justin Lazard who's a 7/10 for me. He's no Brad Pitt.
EVERYONE MUST BE MOGGED. If there's someone who hasn't been mogged then I didn't do a good job with the reboot.
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>>216670839
Young Natasha would get mogged by her 34 and 50 year old self.
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>>216670676
Who gives a shit how her human form looks like? It's the alien one that is hot.
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>>216670839
>I think this is the case where nobody would mind a reboot shitting
A remake. Reboots are all shit.
And yes I would like it, because the concept is great but the execution is lacking.

But it would have to be very sexual and titillating, full of those thing that modern inbred call le objectification, le male gaze, and so on...

As long ans we live in current gay and degenerate era I don't want it
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>>216671295
Refined tastes
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>>216670887
>Young Natasha would get mogged by her 34 and 50 year old self.
She peaked in Ghost of Mars, but in general I agree
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The first one is comfy with a great cast wtf is your problem cunt?
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>>216671778
There's a deleted scene in Species 2 where Justin Lazard strangles a crossdresser, roflmao. Poor woman actor had to play a crossdresser(male pretending to be female) while in today's age I bet they would have hired a real MTF tranny or FTM since they both look uncanny.

I was disappointed with the later 3 Species films, the 1st one ironically has more sex or at least more nudity in it while in the 2nd one most of the sex happens off screen.

>>216671791
Sadly her alien form never does the sex unless we count the 2nd one and is only used for combat. Only in the 4th film is there actual alien on human sex and it's directed like a reallllyyy bad softcore porno complete with cheesy music.
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>>216672109
>comfy
>cunt
Get out of here, british woman. You don't understand sex appeal.
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Why didn't they put the stripper as the hot alien babe? You all remember the stripper, right?
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>>216672309
The casting directors were women, too much boob envy and body envy.
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I wish those Species comics that Avatar Press had advertised came out, that company specialized in sex and violence.
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>>216670676
>>Has really pathetic 28B tits that are still sagging despite their smallness (alien cover isn't indicative of her boob size)
I know really?

>Did they actually expect 90s people to believe this bullshit?
>Species 1 = 5.9/10 on IMDB
>Species 2 = 4.5/10 on IMDB
>Apparently nobody believed their bullshit.
Yep we didn't. Her boobs were 4.5/10 by themselves and combined with the rest of her features she was 5.9/10 , not even breaching 6/10 when compared to many other actresses, models, playboy models.
It's not her fault tho, it's the retarded staff. They couldn't even put her sexy eyes into evidence by putting proper mascara like other movies did for her.
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>>216671295
>>216671791
based
>has tendrils that shoot out of her nipples
yes please
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"elbows too pointy" the thread
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>>216672974
You asians will never know what it's like to be white. >:) that's why you fuck the whitest landwhales ever or the scrawniest skinniest white males possible.
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>>216672783>>216671791
Why didn't they use a real costume like The Alien instead of computer digital bullshit? I know the only puppet they used was for the male guy. Not sure if the female in the 2nd film was a puppet, digital or costume, same for the 3rd and 4th films.
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>>216670676
>Has the face of a toddler or an innocent elf that wouldn't hurt a fly
>Natasha Henstridge would have made for a nice looking Mrs Clause.
They were aiming for the cute face audience, but they forgot how to make her look like a convincing high-class slut.
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>>216673798
>I look like the biggest fucking whore right now.
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>You're scaring the children!!!!
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>>216674446
Why the fuck are children watching a horror porn movie?
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>>216674568
C'mon you know why. This shit was on HBO.
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>>216673391
The alien is real in most shots, only when she moves a lot do they use cgi
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>>216673391
That picture is literally a costume bro
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>>216670676
I like the remake with the robots.
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>>216670676
This is why Species 3 is the best Species.
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>>216676226
>Gypsy
Downgrade.
Tits still mid to small.
I tell women to keep their bra on during bed.
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>>216670676
I like smol tiddys
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>>216670676
Do your parents know you're turbogay?
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>>216670676
If they were to make a remake today, the alien would be a metaphor for “pick me” girls while the protagonists are all enlightened woman badasses that know that a women shouldn’t break rank and try to appeal to men. The alien, despite being presented as appealing to the male gaze, would paradoxically only wear slightly revealing outfits that are specifically designed to not be titillating. also the badass women’s male partners are all shown to be easily gullible assholes (except the minority guy) who falls for the aliens tricks and eventually betrays the protagonist.

Alien played by Sydney Sweeney
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>>216677152
Yep that's 2025 to a tee.
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>>216671295
>>216671791
>>216672783
My brothers

>>216673391
It's a costume
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>>216677390
I wonder who had to wear the costume.
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>>216677390
>seethrough arms
Oh cool they went with the original xenomorph idea, hmm or seemingly made to look seethrough but without actually seeing the human inside unless the whole costume is just a giant 2-part puppet.
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>>216678093
Yeah some parts are supposed to be see-through like Giger intended
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>>216677390
How do you get a person inside this thing?
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>>216670676
>Film would have been better if it was a tiny alien loli raping and killing

too much tv for one day
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>>216673373
Bruh even Hitler called them honorary Aryans
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>>216675193
Most of the characters have direct analogs.
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>>216677973
stuntwoman Dana Hee
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>>216676226
>Gorgeous naked woman alien
>Cold approach for sex is like saying hello

Looks like Consider Phlebas wasn't cancelled after all.



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