Reddit: The Superhero Game is about to become Reddit: The Superhero TV Show
>>216680967The ending of this game was rather disappointing and anticlimactic desu.
>>216680967I see people in masks and costumes and I immediately lose all interest.
After the role of a lifetime, I'm in a video game role of a lifetime
>>216681013I hope they don't bring him back. I'd laugh my ass off.
Had the displeasure of watching this trash and yeah it's very reddit
>>216681031It's Netflix. His character will be blackwashed.
>>216680967The whole thing's animated. Will they just play that without branching paths?
>>216680967They would probably just port it onto the service if this was real. They've already done that for other telltale things I think and they have some of their own original choose your own adventure shows.
>>216680967Brie Larson as Blonde Blazer or I shan't be watching.
>>216680967Tbf it's barely a videogame. Why it's not a cartoon in the first place, that's the question.
>>216680967These glavset roosters sure have been active today. I wonder what blew up.
>>216681150No one wanted to front them the cash to have a Korean studio animate it.
>what if we took the interactive part out of our interactive Invincible knockoff
>>216681150I was wondering this while I was "playing" it. The short dispatch sections are fun but I really don't get why they didn't just make it an animated show like Invincible.
Who's getting negrofied?
>>216681150It is actually quite a vidya retard. Kys.
>>216681150>sir, should we make an animated series to dump on slopflix or charge 30 dollars for the same thing with minor tweaking?
>>216680967Boomers lost, you can keep seething at "cartoons" all you want, it won't change a thing.
Uh oh /v/edditcel have found the thread... surprised they managed to get past the captcha
>>216680967I bought this game about two months ago and got through the intro and realized I didn't just want to point and click on a map where I wanted icons to go. Am I getting too old for video games or does it become addictive?
>>216681247Do you think "choose your own adventures books" are games? (Not video games, but generic games)
>>216681284If you're not enjoying the story then drop it the gameplay doesn't get any better. I enjoyed it but it's pretty simple and basically retard proof and mostly just acts as a short intermission between watching an animated show.
CAST HER
>>216680967More netlix sloppa!!!! Yaya!!!!
>>216681317Idris Elba
...Win?
not a lurker of /v/ anymore,why we hate this game?
>>216681367They swear a lot I guess, also you can't sex the hot demon woman.
>>216680967I'm so fucking sick of "superheroes but le edgy" shit, seriously fucking sick of it
>>216681367It's good.
>>216681367I imagine /v/ wouldn't like it because>Honestly it barely qualifies as a game>Capeshit>It's very "reddit" capeshit at that, very quippy, constantly deflating tension with comedy. And it's the psuedo 4th-Wall breaking comedy like "You talk first? I talk first? from The Force Awakens" where characters are commenting on the absurdity of what's happening. >Ending is kind of retardedI liked it though, but it's hardly a masterpiece. I don't imagine your average /tv/ shitposter would enjoy it much.
>>216681367Manic pixie dream girl with a septum piercing.
>>216681367Retarded youtuber slop
>>216681302Of course. It's the same as old text-only rpgs where you made decisions. How is it not a game?
>>216680967Everybody who chose the nose ring bitch wants to share his wife with other men.
>>216681438I ended up with neither of them. Blonde bitch was boring and Invisigal was kind of untrustworthy and also obnoxiously self-pitying about how her power makes her a villain for someone on a team with a giant clay monster and a manbat.
I heard great things about this game and went into it genuinely open minded, only for the first encounter to have full frontal male nudity in a contrived attempt to be shocking, followed by the same character uttering the words “chef’s FUCKING kiss.”I immediately refunded it.
>>216681438>choosing the virgin means you are le cuck™Kys street shitter. Everybody who chose Blonde Bitch is a jeet who wants hot whitey to save them and give them free shit. /v/isi is for people who want to help others.
>>216681150Given it lacks the usual white man bad and what if superman/woman was le evil, chances are they approached a studio, were presented with a list of changes, told them to fuck off and made it themselves.
>>216681570Enjoy paying the bills for Tyrone and Chad while they spitroast your wife, man.
>>216681478She literally tells you in that fucking scene that people in her life had been taking advantage of her powers to make her do bad things since she was a kid. Not the game's fault you're too fucking retarded to absorb information.
I actually bought into it up until the end of Episode 6 then Episodes 7 and 8 took a huge nosedive in writing quality.
>>216681636I mean, so don't? Her powers are still objectively better in terms of being a hero over the bat guy, the clay guy who can't even enter the bar to be with his friends, or the literal demon, and none of them were bitching about it nearly as bad she was.>Oh no, I turn invisible and that's what bad guys dolike get a fucking grip lady
>>216681692She has ass burgers.
>>216681636Bullshit, just don't do the bad things.
>>216681000spbp
>>216681570>>216681438What! Anon, you Should not Insult another Man’s wife! You should Not!
>>216681150>"game" isn't a game at all but an interactive cartoon where you make choices for the protagonist and watch what happens>"hey what if we made the exact same thing but without the choices?"???
>>216681229fanart and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
>>216681761She's literally fucking trying, how do you not understand the game? It's for teenagers.
>>216681745>give this guy the macguffin at the end>HAHA, I CAN PREDICT EVERY POSSIBILITY AND PERMUTATION >can't predict the woman who has betrayed everyone the entire game betraying himso like, was he just retarded
>>216681805yeah and I'm complaining that she's obnoxiously self-pitying about it while the others who way rougher circumstances and powers than her are taking it on the chin and not having emotional breakdowns over muh villain powers.
>>216681778The bbfag started it.
>>216680967Why, you can watch the "game" on youtube and get the same experience
>>216681831Explain how ANYONE on the team had it worse than her.
>>216680967Well, it was good while it lasted.
>>216681901the monstrous clay guy who couldn't even join his friends in the bar because he can't fit in the door seemed like he'd have a worse go at it in society than the person who can turn invisible at will.
>>216681934>seemed likeExcept he didn't though. Kys.
>>216681367>>216681395>>216681406>>216681805Truthnuke: This game is just Scott Pilgrim for zoomers.Except that instead of being in a band and dating a teenage gf, the audience stand-in is a wagecuck that only dates post-wall career women and bpd whores
>>216681997pretty sure I know which power I would choose if I had the option is all I'm saying
>>216681150>>216681225Superhero cartoons are oversaturated, but telltale styled VNs died with telltale dying and both until dawn and life is strange releasing shitty follow ups.
>>216681254>both, I guess
>>216682030the only adult superhero cartoon I can think of is Invincible desu
>>216682016Again it's literally not about her powers it's about her past. Are you STUPID??
>>216682107she complained about her powers too doe, that they're villain powers
Flambert <3333
>>216680967>Thing that was originally going to be a series is now a seriesWoah stop the presses
>>216681367It’s another reddit millennial capeslop thing following in the footsteps of the boys tv show and invincible, begging and pleading for you to give a shit about the middle and lower management side of superhero shit.
>>216682129i didn't tell this guy I was mecha man at taco bell and he had absolutely zero reaction to me being mecha man at the end
I just realised she has a good fashion sense. Like at first it looks kind of generic but as time goes on the more I appreciate her outfit.
>>216680967They already made a series but it's animated and on Steam
>>216682189You won his heart in the end
>>216682118Yeah because she's retarded and autistic like you and so sometimes she gets the wrong idea. She only got that idea because of her past. Holy shit dude it's not complicated. Like are you just unable to understand any subtext at all?
this is what you wanted
>>216681367Because people who haven't played it want you to believe that everything capeshit-related in the current year is exactly like the Sois.
>>216682241but that's a ridiculous conclusion to come to when you're currently surrounded by people with much worse powers. you're right she was retarded and it was annoying I'm glad we can agree
>>216680967everything you don't like is reddit i assume?
>>216682129Dumb Fujo.
>>216680967It's basically a film itself, its already done. There's no reason for this.
>>216682012seething incel lol. you will die a virgin
>>216681317Royd'd
>>216681570>virginInvisicucks are delusional, enjoy toxic's sloppy seconds.
>>216682189Because the only other option is to say Mecha Man was just a mask and Robert is the real you, making him forgive you for what you did before you burnt to ashes and became who you were meant to be. Why do you retards not understand SIMPLE FUCKING THEMES THAT THEY SAY OUT LOUD?!!How stupid could you possibly be?
Visifags really think they can make a whore into a housewife.
>>216682354what? no, my guy didn't say Mecha Man was a mask. My guy said "I'm just Robert" and he clearly didn't know I was Mecha-Man because he tries to ask who I really was after that and my guy dodges it again. then he just doesn't react to finding out I am Mecha Man at the end at all
>>216682356Right because whores never stop talking about sex and making middle school jokes about it.
>>216680967They better keep the scene where Robert is lovingly raped.
>>216682384Please learn English, jeetman.
>>216682393Yes. They do. I've had sex with them. They are whores for a reason, anon.
>>216682412nigga, they clearly didn't know I was Mecha Man because when Chase reveals it at the party they all act shocked.
>>216682403She does NOT like butt touch Robert! Gosh he's a slow learner.
I've seen anybody talk about the merits if this game or the story outside of waifufaggotry. That leads me to believe it's a hollow experience overall.
>>216682356Robertson cock is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
>>216682454it's fun but then it takes a nosedive in the last 2 episodes
>>216682454*never seen
The reaction to the character of Blonde Blazer is a fantastic insight into how damaged society is desu. Explains also that 60% of Gen Z men have never even asked a girl out in their lives, and just over 70% of them have never had intercourse. Back in the 60s or 80s she’s have been iconic, a beloved, praised character. An ideal of what to be. Back when men weren’t scared of women, when they could talk to them. I really see people saying there’s zero chemistry between her and Robert… Like, I’m just lost at that point. These people are beyond saving. Ep1 alone was such a stellar introduction. The entire time at the bar and later on the billboard, anyone who says there’s no chemistry there, is clearly someone who’s never had a single moment like that with a woman. Just a simple talk at a children’s playground at 1AM, or sitting near a lighthouse or some other high place at night after having a drink together. So many damaged men that never grew up properly and can’t relate to the simplest forms of intimacy and human connection like that because they’ve never experienced it. Broken boys. Broken boys everywhere. Even in fiction, they can’t trust and connect with a perfect girl. It’s sad. Their comfort zone, is discomfort. They pull back into their shell of creepy behaviour, stalking, verbal and physical abuse. And Invisigal supplies that. It’s what’s familiar to them. It’s very deeply saddening.
Reminder that when someone is pretending not to understand the conversation they are in it's a bot and it gets paid per reply.
>>216682475I felt bad for cucking Phenomaman so I didn't.
>>216681367>gameIt's somehow even LESS of a game than typical Telltale games/vn's. At least those had point and click segments and you do QTEs to avoid game overs.There's none of that in Dispatch. You don't need to complete the ten minute dispatching minigame every episode, it just makes Robert a "good guy" on the end screen. There are no penalties for missing QTEs. You could set down the controller at the beginning of Ep1, walk away, and return eight hours later to the credits.
>H-hey guys, I'm going to be a bit late for the meeting - Prism told me she needed some help in the broom closet
I’m a BITCH my name’s OP I have a stupidly tiny PENIS
>>216682494i just turned off the QTEs because it was like watching a show that needed you to unpause it every 2 seconds
>>216682507Waterboy best boy
>>216680967the thumbnail made me think that the one on the right would be a man. Terrible character design, why can’t women look like women?
>>216682458You have any more of these 2 int Visi images?
>>216681406She needs to wipe her nose
>>216682494My eyes rolled so far back in my head when I intentionally failed QTEs just to see the scene play out as normal. What the FUCK is the point of QTEs if that shit doesn't matter? This "game" is just that now-lost episode of Black Mirror, Bandersnatch. A fucking choose your own adventure series, with a shitty little minigame tacked on.The fact that people unironically voted for this to be GOTY just shows how infested with women, trannies, degenerates, coomers, and manchildren the video game sphere is.
>>216681478>incel plays a game with several love interests>ends up alone in there as wellSome people are beyond help
>>216682507Hermy needy choccy
>>216680967Fake article and a shitpost off topic thread posted by a false flag troll and or pajeet. You've all been played
>kiss blazer in episode 1>visi romance/mentored successfully>tell the z-team about mecha man>tell the news about chasewhat are the other 'default' choices they designed the game around and figured most people would take? taking waterboy and cutting coupe I guess? some of these story beats just work better one way over the other
>>216682593that would make me a volcel since I chose not to be with them.also>severalliterally two. one is boring, the other is annoying. pass. maybe if they the demon girl was an option. video game romances tend to be poorly written cringe anyway.
>>216681406FEEEEEELLLL THHHEEEEE WAAAAAAAYYY IIIII DOOOOOOOOOOO
>>216682636Fuck off.
>>216682641did most people really take waterboy? The Not-Superman seemed way more useful why would I not take him?
I'm really good at spotting astroturfed games now.This game was stealth marketed on /v/ as the hip new coomerbait despite having no merits to indicate why, surprise surprise it has Hollywood connections and support from the TGAs.Never touched it never will.
>>216682722>nooo don't call out my fake news off topic post as being off topic fake news
>>216682685>ackshually I'm a volcelWhatever gets you through the night when you sleep alone, anon.
>>216680967What is even the point? The game is already basically an animated series, and you can control the direction the story goes.
>>216682641I was surprised that like 90% of people chose to forgive Coupe and not turn her over to the cops at the end. Why the fuck would I let her go? she tried to kill me and take over the city because she got fired what a psychopath
>>216682755i have a girlfriend but even if I didn't why would having a video game girlfriend not make me sleep alone
>>216682559I've got a ton.
>>216681000>But it was really really important that I came into this thread discussing a thing that I have no interest in to tell you how totally not interested I am in it. Why should we give a shit?
>>216682724Not!Superman is a depressing downer. Waterboy is just funny.
>>216681129I have forgiven her all her past transgressions, and I just want to drunk snuggle with her now.
>>216682488>insults you and belittles you to your face consistently as soon as he meets you>"nahhhh he's a good guy I'd never hurt him"You can always tell a turbo autist virgin and simp by how they respond to Phenomamans introduction. They always identify with him more than Robert. They see Phenomaman and think "nooo, I've been cucked!" instead of thinking "ohhhh this dude is about to get cucked".
>>216682847I took it more as him just being autistic because he's a weird alien than intentionally insulting desu. i'm pretty sure he even has a line about how being big and strong is seen as horrifically ugly on his planet too.
Didn’t even realize Flambae was gay until after I beat the game when someone told me.
>>216682903Besides some lines during the dispatch segments there's not much hinting at him being gay.
>>216682724not-superman has problems of his own and blazer seems to err towards preferring waterboy over working with her alien ex directly, waterboy also has more of an arc finding his mojo for the first time rather than regaining iton a story level I think waterboy works better unless you're romancing BB and have conflict drama from having phenom around/telling him about the kiss/still trying to help him buck up
>>216682954i rejected the kiss and picked not-Superman since he seemed funny and I felt bad for him. waterguy was kind of annoying and seemed useless to my team too desu
>>216682903He’s full blown masc4masc anon he wants to suck Robert’s dick.
>>216681570nigga both women are nearly 30, neither of them are virgins lmao
>>216680967Oh lord they're gonna make it gay and retarded
>>216682881>why are you so small ;)>was his lack of size and strength an issue? ;)>ah yes, go take care of your dog, small little man ;)>back away before I kill you with the shockwave from my flight ;)He's insulting Robert in the open, plain to see. Phenomaman is a fucking retarded dickhead, and that's why he gets immediately cucked. You only feel so bad for him, because you see yourself in his depressing demeanor. If you were a normal man, you'd realize how much of a useless prick he really is. Being obsessed with someone without even understanding who they really are? Just watch him in all the cutscenes. Pay close attention to what he really does. See how useless he really is. All he gives a shit about is his imaginary version of Blazer. He doesn't help in the bar fight, at all. He doesn't save you from Flambae, he just stands there and watches. He doesn't have anything to say about Invisigal either during the cut meeting, he just wants to play card games. He's an empty shell of a character.Waterboy mogs in all measurable qualities.
>>216682775I chose forget but either fat-fingered it or ran out of time and the game chose forgive, team was psyched so I didn't mind but she 100% would have had it coming. Almost everyone personally extends her an olive branch and plea to stop at some point, even Robert mid-battle, and she still stayed with Shroud all the way to the finish line. At least visi put up the pretense of playing both sides
>>216682985>Robert >masculine lol
>>216683065i'm pretty sure that was him being an autistic alien because he happily invites you to sushi right after that, and then later remarks than being big is seen as ugly on his planet. >nothing to say about invisigali mean i didn't really care about her much either so based.
>>216683058It's fake. You're posting in a troll thread.
>>216683058It's already retarded.
>>216683109>omg he's an autistic alien he's just like me :)He's a freak. He threatens innocent people on the highway, because he's sad that Blazer doesn't want his dumbass anymore (it's all his fault).
>>216682475>Just a simple talk at a children’s playground at 1AM, or sitting near a lighthouse or some other high place at night after having a drink together.Get your romcom fantasy bullshit out of here. This doesn’t happen irl
>>216681114because it has female nudity and female nudity is banned in modern tv shows
>>216683058It’s already gay
>>216681317The fuck, there are sex scenes in my heckin wholesome reddit game too? Fuck this
>>216683156he's having a tough time adapting to earth plus his powers are more useful than water dork so I had to go with him
>>216683207>his powers are more useful than water dorkI didn't think I could dislike the Phenomafags more, but you've done it. So dumb, so low brow, so useless.
>>216682012This game is millenial as fuck, I don't see it appealing to zoomers. I say this as a millenial. Maybe I'm out of touch and zoomers became gay and lame just like us.
>>216680967>oh boy this cool game is getting traction, one of the girls is a hot tomboy and there's no gay shit in it!>let's see what people are saying about it>look inside>they're asking for gay shit
>>216683423>no option to sex the demon girlit was always gay shit
>>216683453>demon girlreddit tierI want prism>temporarily? bitch you coming foreva
>>216680967>>216680998>gameIt's a $5 dispatcher simulator wrapped in an 8 episode cartoon series that they're charging $40 for. Are there other "games" like this?
