Alright, OP, but you gotta get ova it.
>>216693594You posted Tony Soprano so I think it is a Soprano thread you dumb fucking retard
gabagool
>>216693594https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYJdel2fNcw
>>216693610
>>216693611
>hey Tone...>You know you will never be a woman, right?
>vito was......licking....the security guard's axewound
>your friends all refer to you as a big pussy
How the fuck does "capicolli" turn into "gabagool"?
>>216693770same way "napoli" turns into "nabule"
>>216693594It died on the vine
>>216693770here in italy its sold as "capocollo", neopolitan terroni accent contracts it to capcoll', p gets swaped with b and c with g and you get gabgool
who has the gabagoo
>>216693837security guard
>How did it get to this???
>>216693929he opened his jaw like a cobra about to eat a moose. that's beyond acting... it's... it's GAY AS SHIT
>>216693741>Yes.
>>216693741Cause he was a pussy, or cause he like pussy?
Weren't right what happened to Richie.Weren't right what happened to Ralphie. Not right.Pussy had it coming.
>>216694312The funny thing is that Richie was often in the right and had a legitimate beef with people, but managed to alienate Tony and the rest of the gang with his brazen violence and arrogance. >Davey Scatino>Beansie Gaeta>Chrissy (for beating Adriana)>his own son (Sil admits it in S6)If he just accepted he wasn't going to be #1 he could have been a powerful capo and a huge asset to Tony in fighting against NY
>>216693594I'm kind of excited about the fact I've never watched it. So it's just there, waiting for me when I finally feel like it.
>>216693594Why Phil Leotard ordered the hit on dr. Melfi?
>>216694394You dont get it, he was old school. OLD SCHOOL
What did he mean by this?
>no WOKEpranos thread!?Good.
>>216695404
So Phil Reotardo did a bunch of hay shirt in prison right? That's why he takes the Vito plot so seriously and is quite literally IN THE CLOSET when they confront him. Also why Tony says "it's overlooked when you're in the joint." To Dr. Melfi.
>>216695511It's different in the joint. Dude did 20 years
I'm in the middle of my yearly rewatch and just got to Employee of the Month. Did Melfi spare the rapist cuz he was a hispanic immigrant?
>>216693741It's a reference to the fact that he began his career as a cat burglar. And to differentiate him from "little pussy" Malanga (who Junior shouts the name of when he shoots tony)
>>216695511DELETE THIS POST
>>216695511It's considered a free pass to have gay sex in prison in the mafia world. Sopranos didn't even make up this rule. It's also true for white supremacists.
>>216693701>anyway, dilate three times a day
>>216693872He was gay, Jon Connington?
>>216695511Tony also says something like “give them a break, they’re in prison for 20 years”
>>216696107WHA? I THOUGHT WE WERE BEING HONEST HERE!?
>>216696246THERE'S NO WOMEN IN THERE
>>216693594howboutthatpricksfacewhensawtheGYATT
>Just breaking balls>*dies*
>>216693796It peted out.
who lets a fat greasy sweaty man suck them off? how desperate was that security guard?
>>216696437I wish there was a scene where they hire a brazilian chick with a fat ass to work at the bing so we could hear Tony Soprano say "bunda." I just know it would sound hilarious.Tony>Hey, Chrissy, check out the can on that broad.Chrissy>Yeah, she's from Brazil, apparently they all got cans like that down there, it's some kinda genetic thing, I hear they call them Bundas over there.Tony>Bunda, huh? Well, I certainly wouldn't mind having me a piece a bunda right now, yaknowattimsayin?
>>216693929you gotta wait for dat
>>216695420>"I KNEW THAT WAS COMING!"
>>216696123I understand it's accepted as a necessity. But Phil still has to come to grips with having sex with men for probably a third of his life. I think that's why he goes on this massive witch hunt for Vito. Everyone else is disgusted and wants him dead too, but Phil takes it personally. All of his talk about "his poor cousin and her children" is pure cope because after Vito it's out off the picture he essentially writes them off.
is it ok, OP... that I post?
>>216696074I think she just didn't want to get involved in Tony's crime world. She wanted him to be arrested and stand trial. But when that seemed unlikely, she struggled a great deal with the moral dilemma of going the "eye for an eye" route. Ultimately she knew it was wrong and decided it wouldn't make her feel any better.
>>216696437GYATTagool
>>216693594Currently rewatching. There's no way this show could be made today, right?
>>216697343a show made by a jew about making white people look evil racist and retarded? they could still make that but it would be shit
>>216697254Sex with men must be the reason youre so interested in this plot line too
>>216696846I hope brazilian miku gets raped in her bunda
>>216696123no one has more gay sex than blacks in prison
>>216695511maybe because the show was made by a jew but faggots are hated in prison and being in prison doesnt just make you gay those guys were already faggot dl thugs
>>216694394Janice killed him figuratively and literally, that said he went for her like a dog the second he got out the can.
>>216695511You can just fuck the whore female co's in prison apparently>>216694394yes tony always makes bad decisions because he's a nervous emotional small handed man who never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
>>216697365The writers thought it was important enough to make it a big part of season six. It felt out of place so I wanted to talk about it.
>>216696846>>216697376As a man living in the bunda lands I can confirm the bunda is ripe.. and excellent. And even looking at it alone is a pleasure most men may never experience. There are times when I’m surrounded by it and feel like the most fortunate man alive or to have ever lived even. Is there any reason to exist without the raison d’etre, or the bunda? Who can say.. who can say.
>>216697479happy hannukah
>216697489If you have nothing to add I'll just stop giving out (you)s
>>216697507well ya u both suck lol
>>216697515stingy jew confirmed. gib (you)!!!! gibs!!!!
>>216697308have a sheat
>>216697308What would his last soda of choice be?
>>216694913This was me a few months ago. Enjoy it, it's great
Tony is still alive, ENDASTORY
>>216693594>Hinge-head motherfucker
>put remote on docking stationHow do you respond without getting lost in the woods?
Carmela had Tony set up and killed at the restaurant in the last scene. She planned the hit on Tony.
>characters you're turning into
>>216698069let's hang out in a few years anon
>>216693594>Space... the final frontier...or whateva the fuck
>>216698069She's so fucking hot. Her abs Irena were best girls for different reasons.
>>216698170ok sure if you're a fat fucking crook from new jersey
>>216693618This guy made one of the most kino videos of all timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfsU2lCS4Yo
>>216696123niggers do the same thingit's all faggot shit
carmine lupertazzi moved on?
>>216698274>that cut to Vito near the endMy sides are in orbit.
“THE something”
>>216698290they're actually the only ones who do it
ralphie did nothing wrong
why didnt vito just become a prison wife if he wanted to pursue that lifestyle?
>>216698259>da best
>>216699264He was in the closet and didn't want to come out. He got busted at the gay bar by connected guys and he was in trouble from there out. He was a captain and had a wife and kids.
1. What happened to the jarlsberg?2. What happened to the manicotti? Half a fucking tray in there.3. Where the fuck was his lo mein?
>>216697308>is it ok janny if i post my snood edit
>>216698225what about Charmaine?
I love you johnnycakes
>>216700661who do you think actually ate the lo mein?
>>216693594dont ask me why but all the black guys at my job love this show
>>216701169sopranos is for everyone
>>216696949
>>216696123Burgers are so fucking gay.
>>216696759Gays have no QC. They don't care. That's why aids spread so fast.
>>216698337both of them?
>>216701169blacks think their petty theft gangs are on parr with the mafia which is why they call each other "gangsta" Its just another instance of WE WUZ behaviour.
>>216701055Only character with some sense
>>216693594Why do american italians correctly consider themselves nonwhite but LATAM italians falsely think they are white?
>>216693594>I'm all alone in this thread. It ain't right
>>216693594Many Saints of Newark retroactively ruined the show for me
>>216693610You blow your father with that mouth?
>>216702308i have purposely avoided that movie for that reason, it's obviously awful
Commendatori!
>>216702185she has nice tiddies
>>216701055She had ahot body but something about her face was too ethnic for me. I'd still put her above any of the other mob wives except Angie in the later seasons (after she became more independent)
>>216702426
>>216693641That's a nice decanter
>>216702185she likes it when you rub her muzzle
Sacre blue where is me mama!
>>216703914One of the scenes I always skip on rewatch
>>216704628why?
>>216704699Too much second hand embarrassment, they did it too well
>>216693594Charmaine Bucco, warm and convivial tits!
Junior was easily the best (and funniest) character throughout the entire show, loved every scene he was in
>>216705017I'd listen to her bitch to me all day every day if it lead to having those lifesavers in my face just once
>>216695511He was definetly gay and he was feeling conflicted of killing Vito.>>216697975No.>>216699198He didnt. He was on a way of penatence and absolution, road Tony could never walk and that pissed him off.>>216705034Funny thing also is that Tony's crew goes to shit when he is out of the picture.
>>216705017
I just finished the series last week and i never noticed the ammount of Sopranos threads on this board before I knew people liked it here but i didn't expect to see a thread every day I jusr ignored them and didn't care all that much but now I can't stop recognising them
>>216694394Yeah, totallt legitimate with poor Beansie
>>216705416imagine all the funny memes you've missed
>>216705416Welcome
>>216702580You fat fucking burger merigan
>>216702185Tony's other sister too.
>>216705416Ohh, the pirates of prosciutto, the brigands of braciole.
>>216706448https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJRAdNMFExg
>>216706680I fucking love these kek.
This is pretty specific, but does anybody remember what scene it is where Sil says something to the extent of "...Consipracy Theories now?" It keeps popping up in my head but I can never remember what the context is.
>>216706680https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVJ8-ODs5U4
>>216694312Richie was a retard who was begging to get his brains blown out.Don't compare him with Ralphie
>>216695511I always thought the Phil coming out of the closet to attack Vito was supposed to be a message to taunt him. I don't think it was meant to be analog that Phil was gay.
>>216705017>>216701055So was Artie like a retard or something?
>>216698069Adriana was way hotter than Melfi. I don't understand why so many people simp over her. Older women and I guess old people in general have that certain wrinkled ghoul face that is just too off-putting for me personally
>>216707053just weren't right is all
>>216702200North Italians are white, South Italians are white. It's complicated. A lot of South Italians think they're white the same way Latin American people think they're white, hence the hordes of white supremacist South Americans and Mexicans.
>>216695511>I wanted to fuck a ma-erm, woman. I compromised, I jacked off in a tissueWhat did Phil Retardo mean by this?
>>216707220Adriana looks like a whore
>>216707198Didn't know he had it good from the startAt least he redeem himself in the end
>>216693610There's nothing OP could do. The Sopranos was a made thread while Tony Soprano thread wasn't.
Done.
>>216697659
Did little Carmine intentionally ruin the sit down between Tony and Phil?
>>216707471maybe I like that
>>216707644Probably not. I think it's pretty obvious Carmine's character was supposed to be a retard that tried really hard to act like he wasn't a retard by using big words he didn't understand and being excessively verbose
up in da club
>>216695511you get a pash for dat
>>216696437
>>216707644I never bought the theory that "Little Carmine was secretly a genius and only pretended to be stupid"He's regularly shown trying to be smarter than he is. The smartest thing he did was realize that it wasn't worth getting too involved, which funnily enough gave him one of the better endings
>>216707644He was genuinely incompetent and inexperienced
>>216697600>dubs Checked. Only mouthbreathing idiots think T actually died
>>216706871It's when Tony, Sil and Chrissy are talking about who told Johnny Sack about the Ginny Sack mole joke, and Chrissy suggests it was the Feds trying to spread "dysentery" among the ranks
Cannoli
>>216708357the good ship parade float
>>216693594Friendly reminder all Sopranos posters fucked off to the designated subreddit like the Redditors they are. Thus the reason why The Sopranos threads are forever dead nao.
Speak
South of da borda... where da tuna fish play...
>>216710028Ngl, I think this is what made me hate John Sacrimoni more than anything else. What happens when Carmine calls and he answers the phone with "speak." I'd imagine Carmine would tell him to watch his fuckin mouth when talking to the boss, it's just such a shitty fuckhead way to answer the phone.
>>216710028
>>216710219>most of the internal conflicts in sopranos are started due to an old man eating pussy, someone not liking a jacket, and a fat joke
>>21671002820 years in the can, whatever happened there?
>>216710423Wouldn't you feel like a cuck if somebody insulted your wife and you just took it without fighting back?
>>216707471Yeah, like he said, she's hot. Honestly Adrianna is the kind of hot you just don't see much of anymore. All the chicks who would have looked like Adrianna today all look like "fitness influencers" now. Adrianna was literally PERFECTLY toned, with strong, yet feminine facial features without plastic surgery. All the chicks with genetics like hers have bogged themselves out and probably went overboard on the heavy lifting and look too muscular now. I miss the 90s.>>216707220Dr. Melfi was decently attracrive in the earlier seasons, really seasons 2-5 I found her to be pretty hot, but after that you can start to see her age. I wonder if that has anything to do with her appearing less often in the last 2 seasons, I think that's more likely just a coincidence though.
>>216710485He was offered $200,000 from Carmine by taxing RalphI’d have taken that
>>216710219>>216710423It's crazy that people would assume you were gay if you ate pussy in the 90s.
>>216710266Yeah, my estimation of John Sacrimoni fucking plummteted when I watched this scene.
>>216710219
>>216702580>something about her face was too ethnic for meI get what you mean, I'm like borderline in agreement with you, from certain angles she looks hot and from others she looks too ethnic for me. I'd still fuck her though.
>>216701055For me it's Angie. Something about mousey looking italian girls has always done something for me.
>>216710538It's a mob thing.I assure you many a pussy was licked in the 90s without judgment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNr1mlYRgq8>>216710871>For me it's Angie. Something about mousey looking italian girls has always done something for me.Glad i'm not the only one. Angie a qt. She's the type of gal you just want to make smile.
>>216710871Agreed. The suicidal scared little bunny personality she had in the early seasons was a real turn off though. She got better and better as her character developed.
>>216710877It's not just a mob thing. I've heard a lot of black thugs and stuff clown on eating pussy. Maybe it's just like a street thing
>>216693594Sopranos?! Its a fuckin comedy!
Can someone explain this scene to a media illiterate rart who hasn't done any drugs? The casino scene was fine, but the flash of light and him yelling "I DID IT!" really lost me.
>>216710953>diss track
>>216711142He yelled, "I get it!"
>>216711188I see>I don't
>>216711212Sometimes people have or claim to have trips they believe to be epiphanies which answer all the riddles of life. Having used a lot of acid and mushrooms, I'm bummed to say it's never happened to me. That said, every person I've ever known personally who claimed to have developed a deeper understanding of existence through drug use struck me as a moron or pseud, because nothing ever changed in their lives afterward. They were all still poor, subliterate losers who spent six to eight years in college and never graduated.So I'm divided as to whether Tony actually did have some soul-defining illumination or whether he just thought he did because it's hard to make sense of what's happening to you on a peyote trip. I suspect it's the latter since he just went back to life as usual, and the writers did seem to like portraying him as a guy who thought he was a bit smarter than he was, what with his semester of college and putting his mom in Captain Tibbs and all that.
>camera focuses on blurry pepsi can until not blurry anymore
>>216710016>the designated subreddit
>>216711346>every person I've ever known personally who claimed to have developed a deeper understanding of existence through drug use struck me as a moron or pseud, because nothing ever changed in their lives afterward. They were all still poor, subliterate losers who spent six to eight years in college and never graduated.Goddamn, this perfectly describes a very near and dear friend of mine. But he's also BP1
how about that prick OP's face when he saw his thread was still alive?
> post yfw miles teller canonically caused tony's death by fucking adriana so hard with his long pebis that he punctured her womb, rendering her infertile, the stress of which exacerbated christofuh's drug habit and forced tony to kill him, prompting maedo to shoot him to death at holsten's (they was close, the cousins)
>>216694394he went too far with Beansie and was just an asshole with poor people skills, nobody liked him
>>216702638>one of the writers from Northern Exposure says hello to David in 1992
>>216711707
>>216711142Tony basically gives up on being a good person after this point. He kills his nephew and is instantly rewarded with insane gambling luck and a hot young woman to have sex with. He realizes there is no abstract morality he needs to worry about, that he won't be punished for his vices or sins, and that he can continue to pursue his short-term hedonistic lifestyle totally guilt-free.
>>216710028>Use youre throat muscles and vocal chords to make sound sounds that I will respond to based on the order and function of how you preform this actionAlways thought this was a bit much as a way to answer the phone
>>216693594Wops suck.
>>216697584Not diet, that's for sure
>>216710973I like that she turned out to be the only one to actually make a life for herself after her husband dies although it did involve help from Tony, still, she seems like she's got a good head on her shoulders and isn't just some nagging old hen, really the kind of wife you'd need if you were in the mob.
>>216711707>>216711938This shithole is no different from Reddit.
>>216712468
>>216693770because italian americans are retarded
>>216693610I can’t believe you kiss your father’s penis with that mouth.
>>216702206Topkek
>>216713045I'm a girl after all.
>>216693716ew
>>216710266Da Don would never talk on a cellphone, retard
>>216710488D Chase got bored with the psychiatry angle once the show had enough legs to have the psychological stuff just be heavil implied. He kept those scenes around for extra tony-time bc james was such a good goddamn actor
>>216710266Take it easy, where not making the wire here.
>>216693976How were they able to find such a believably smug cat like that one?
>MEOW
A mole on her ass?
>>216701055[heavy breathing]Great googly moogly look at them big fat veiny titties.
>>216702308>>216702390I treat it like nonexistent fan canon. Bada bing bada boom and it's gone
>>216703914500.500 bans before you can call yourself a real shitposter.https://youtu.be/t89rHBMKZjw
>>216714374Tony Egg?
>>216711142He figured out roulette works on the same principle as the solar system
Nice night for a walk eh?
>>216698274Literally me
>>216714561Which Whispers is that one?
>>216712840Wouldn't you fucking stay low and hide your face? Was the cock making him dumber?
>>216695915Really?
>>216696437howboutthatpricksfacewhenhesawtheFUCKINNIGGAS
>>216694312I still don't get how people interpret the jacket as a threat.
>>216694394>he could have been a powerful capo and a huge assetHe wasn't. He wouldn't ever be, either. Richie was small time. He had no mind for business. Dealing drugs on the garbage routes would eventually screw up the entire waste management operation and land him back in jail, or worse. Assuming he lived long enough to make it to the war with NY there's very little reason for him to even contribute to it. Just like Larry Barese did, Richie would probably sit that one out.
>>216714561People in wheelchairs are quitters.
>>216693594>Was Vito gay?No>then why suck the guy's cock?It was a joke>why did he he make such a homossexual joke?Because of the medication>what does the medication have to do with it?It changes a mans sense of humour>was he still under the effects of the medication when he ran away?Yes>was living with the fireman a joke?Yes>why did he leave the fireman and the happiness he had found, even knowing Phil wanted his ass dead?Because the effects of the medication wore off>how did Vito sneak behind Jackie Jr and "nothing personalled" him?Objects of large mass can collapse upon themselves, create black holes and teleport themselves in wormholes. Vito was a man of large mass>did Vito also teleport the car and the driver?Yes>Could Vito have teleported himself to another place when his jokes were found out?No, the medication made him lose too much mass>how did Vito kill Jackie Jr with a toy gun?He didn't, Jackie had a collapsed lung, as we can see by the snow already having blood when he falls, and Vito took the credit for it. Lots of luck>why does the scene where Vito threatens Finn DeTrollio look like bad CGI?Objects of large mass, such as Vito, can deform their surroundings due to excerting a stronger force of gravity>was Finn really his arch nemesis?Yes. Thin. Kind of tall. Looks like Daniel Day Lewis' son. Couldn't take a joke>would Vito kill him in the Yankees' game?No, he just wanted to make a new friend, and share some jokes>why did Phil want Vito's death so much?Because he was a closeted faggot>wasn't it all a joke?No, he wasn't fat, so he wasn't on medication
>>216715162is this porn
>>216715277Kat Timpf
>>216715311
>>216705416I actually lurked in almost every sopranos threads for years before actually finally watching the show this year. It's kinda crazy how much I got wrong because of assumptions I made, seeing all the scenes that get posted here in context surprised me quite a bit. Still a great show but I was a little taken aback and disappointed sometimes with what really was going on.
yo on some type shi my gen z broskis lowkey calling me weird for finding carmela hot and wanting to crack her is that niche?
>>216693594Who's the guy that they kill instead of pussy after pussy and (the guy in question) get released from prison and the cop thinks it's pussy being a rat but Tony is convinced he got the names screwed up so kills him instead. And the real question I am confused on. Was he also a rat? Did he deserve it? If not Why is this never addressed as a mistake or anybody feeling guilty over it?
>>216711784>and was just an asshole with poor people skills, nobody liked himBut he gave Tony DA JACKEEEEEEET
>>216716319Jimmy Altieri He literally asked Tony in his basement what crimes he's been up to lately
>>216711346Kek, spot on
>>216716319Jimmy. It was fucking Jimmy
>>216693594It's a glorified comedy
TAKE ME TO THE RIVER
>>216694273Anytime someone gets a nickname like that, it's because of an inside joke that no one would get unless they heard the story.>Why do they call him "Big Puss"?>Because when he was 20, he fucked this fat chick who just had a kid. And her pussy was so fucking massive that he could barely feel anything when he fucked her. He was slipping and sliding all over the place. He kept asking her if she enjoyed it. She didn't. So he jerked off on her ass and left.Django Unchained had a similar joke.>Why do they call him "Eskimo Joe?">Who knows how these niggers come up with these names. Maybe one day he was cold.
Who here loves the William S Burroughs ‘Seven Souls’ musical intro to season 6?
>>216716331>>216717378So pussy just got insanely lucky that Jimmy guy was also a rat or at least was acting like one? Got it.
The series should have been 3 seasons tops, too many garbage episodes that retrospectively ruin good ones.>>216717387A lot of it is dark comedy intentionally.
Why do none of the fans care that the ancient egyptians postulated seven souls?
>>216717891>too many garbage episodesThat was one of their main legitimate businesses. Seems like a pretty important plot piece that would show up in a lot of episodes.
>is retarded>does nothing>still wins
>>216717425One of the best characters, unironically
>>216712455I just don’t think Batman would have nipple piercings desu
cocksucker had the toughest reputation in Brownsville but he never came back after I got through with him
>>216712871OHHHHHHHH
>>216705416Quasimodo predicted this.
>>216718832The power of having the right father.
>>216717838Pretty much, though of course it doesn't take that much luck, Ray is also a capo ratAnd also Tony still suspected Pussy afterwards and ultimately accepted the truth
>>216710016That subreddit purged their meme content recently too because reddit is corpo cringe, so there's nothing of value there anymore either
>>216710871What do you think of the uncredited actress that was a fat blonde season 1 Angie?
>>216707644I thought it was weird that Bucci was looking towards little carmine at the end for a glance as if to provide input. For a guy who was deemed by everyone interacting with him to be dumb, he was almost always in high influence spots and was usually the counsel and mediator. Made me think that the stupid gonzo shit was basically just him appearing harmless when actually he was working behind the scenes on nearly everyone he came into contact with. Check out that scene where he and his old man play golf, the way he plays his old man out of jealousy because of the way he talks about Tony and then Johnny sac looks at him like ‘why you gotta play him like this you piece of shit’ to which Little carmine looks a bit abashed but also a slight ‘who me?’ Vibe as he goes back to chewing on his cigar.
>>216720405Well the job of mafia boss is to be the biggest exploiter with the biggest myth of power and invulnerability around you. I think Carmine is stupid and this reflects on the reality of the organization, he’s your dumbass CEO everyone sucks up to
>>216712871>Sopranos comes out>Is about italian americans being retarded>Ruin their own and everyone elses lives over a few years>Real life mafia members say the show is uncomfortably realisticConfirmed
Great theoryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L91g427iCPU
>>216715264based>>216717425Where can I get one of those in EU to put in my office (room at my mom's house)?
Where's my fucking arc /tv/?
>>216721769I can't tell if the next line is better if you write it as arc or ark
>>216711346>whether he just thought he did because it's hard to make sense of what's happening to you on a peyote trip.That's how I've always interpreted it as I've had those "epiphanies" while drunk/high that turn out to be complete nonsense
>KWISTAFA
>>216714336>stay out of our way>and don't be so gay
>>216706941>first brap soundfucking kek I lost it
don't let it die
>>216725659
>>216695511>I wanted a cotton shirt. I comprised. I made one out of hay instead.
>>216725659>OP's an demented old fuck, I say we do nothing and let the thread get archived, sever all ties, end this embarrassment right now
>>216718832>Much like a child, a film has many parents.>I have 9 pictures under my subspecies.
>>216693604>smash cut to Tony crying about some bullshit in Melfi's officelol
>>216693929>ey, paisan, I gotta crust to bust>crust? ova heah, lemme get in dat>here you go boss>UNGH, christ, you eva think of wipin? Dis is one tough crust>nah cuz'. I like to keep my crust like a proper calzone. Crunchy on the outside, soft and gooey on the inside>you said it, pal. I'm havin a hard time gettin my bracciole in there >just bust dat crust, boss. OHH madone, now you're in>I gotta say, it's like a fuckin' tiramisu in there>ey, watch it, I'm startin' to shit ova heah >OOHH, yer shittin' up my bracciole hole ya stunaz>I thought you woulda liked dat, boss? All da guys axe me to>Well ya don't gotta shit so much is all I'm sayin'. I'm tryna bust crust ova heah >My bad boss, it's da veal parm sangweech>*phone rings*>Speak
>>216726250>we can't have OP in our social club no more, that much I do know.
>>216693741Why do so many italians look like mulato jews?
>>216724238I was making cheese dawgs faw yewOWWWWUHHHHHH...!! LET GO'AWAME
You now remember that not-sopranos show where Sil gets sent to Norway
>>216726818Social club? He's gotta GO!
>>216726818What the fuck is there to think about??
>>216727656Sit down.
>>216693594any plans with this franchise after the many saints?
OP a fag. Big thread maker too. Anons, when he was always talking about fucking with jannies who knew that's what he meant?
>>216726818the way this is cut so that you never see the words comes out of his mouth makes me think they edited it in later, i wonder what his original response was.
I can't tell which one is getting blacked
>>216727978>She's lucky I didn't fuck her lights out
>>216698069lol clown makeup
Do you think Tony was a big fan of Mayro?
>>216697403David Chase is a jew? I thought he was just a self-hating Italian
>>216727978disgraziad
>>216693594What the fuck is there to talk about at this point? The show has been off the air since 2007
>>216728141>The show has been off the air since 2007And yet it has more staying power than 99% of shows these days.
>>216707220adrianna was midall the old ladies were never even on my radartop 5 girls were:irinachris' vegas goomar who tony does peyote with and fucksmeadowdevin pillsburyrhiannon
>>216728141Are you stupid? People are still discussing the Mona Lisa
>>216698069great pipe-fitter lips.
>>216707593kek
>>216707969He wasn't secretly a genius, but he did play up to be dumber than he actually was, and WAS good at manipulating people.
Was anyone else worried that Tony was going to bang her?
>>216728112With all due respect, delete your image.
>>216727978at least she didnt suffer
>>216728421be honest, soprano chads... would you?
>>216729025The only Sopranos chicks I wouldn't fuck is Ginny Lardbeast, Livia, Janice and Fran
don't mind me, just posting best sopranos-fu
>>216729025I'm a 27 year old virgin dude.
>>216729183sopranos enjoyer and virgin just doesn't compute for me, that's where I get all my charisma from
>>216729183I'm a 27 year old virgin too!
>>216729249I'm an AJ you're a Tony
>>216729181i see you posted the wrong image, let me help.
>>216729384>Anon watching you post on /tv/
>I'M REDDIT!
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>>216719954Why do people still use Reddit? It's leftist corporate slop
>>216718832He was smart enough to know how dumb he was
>>216729962Small subs for niche things are sometimes pretty good resources as forums and often aren't like mainstream cringe reddit
>>216727968>James, your line was "he's a homosexual"
>>216727978The hasiatic homeboy is half white, which is more white than southern shitalians
>>216728102IN THIS BOARD MAYRO IS A HERO, END OF FUCKING DISCUSSION
>>216729107I really wanted to see the FBI woman who befriends Adrianna get naked. She was hot.
>>216697362chase is Italian afaik
>>216730055Hasidic...HASIDIC
>>216695511They also heavily imply Ritchie was into gay shit while in the can.
>>216730835hasidim, but I don't believe em
>>216730909I remember some retarded anon on here that didn't seem to grasp why richie preferred to have the lights off while getting a blowjob from a stripper
>>216730835He was Arab, Noah Tannenbaum?
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>>216726151Thank you for this bespoke typo meme anon. I will cherish it always.
>>216731365You're welcome
