Elvira's Naughty or Nice Editionprevious: >>216681177
216681177>Dream Eater sucked so badly, it's on the level of something like The Room. Feels like it was written by AI.exactly what I said. calling it now, it was some experiment by Eli Roth to see if people would swallow an AI screenplay
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>>216703681BLEH!
>>216703681/filmhor/ OPs have synergised once again....
>>216703735I hope I look as good at age 53 as Eli Roth does desu
>>216703735Is he a nepobaby or what? I don’t think he’s produced anything that’s not liquid shit in the last quarter-century since Cabin Fever but he just refuses to fuck off. Or is he just entirely riding on the fact that he’s friends with Quentin Tarantino? He’s the fucking worst.
>>216704062Hostel and Thanksgiving are kino.
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>>216704090They’re just bad imitations of shit that he grew up with. My theory is just that he’s a lot of fun at Hollywood parties, is really generous with good coke, and is a Omega-Level bullshitter. That’s the only explanation for how he managed to rope in the cast of big names that he did into that shitbag Borderlands movie. Cate Blanchett should be ashamed of herself.
>>216703735>>216704052>Japanese Suspira poster longsleeve in the zoomer fashion faux-deathmetal stylehe's definitely dating a 22 year old
>>216704208I see he also does his clothes shopping at Spencer’s Gifts.
>>216704062I thought Green Inferno was fun. And based since even in 2013 I was surprised he managed to get a "cannibal savages" film made.Thanksgiving was ok for a Scream ripoff.
>>216704236He just watched Cannibal Ferox, and was like “I can do that too, but somehow even worse”. The nigga doesn’t have an original idea in his head.
>>216704208>Japanese Suspira poster longsleeveLiterally /ourguy/
>>216695145>He gets so out of breath that he can't complete a verse without gasping for air. I saw him last September.kek. never seen him but I guess half the appeal is him running around on stage
What's with the Bri'ish/Euros and apocalyptic sci-fi horror futureshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVO0BMqBp7sAlso I can already tell this is gonna be about Carcinisation
>>216704759that poster is giving off "DVD bargain bin" vibes
>>216705233that's Mila's thing now
What giallo am I watching tonight?
>>216704043is there an essential /filmhor/ list?>suspiria>picnic at hanging rock>valerie>eraserheadidk why I'm mainly picking uwu girl films
>>216704148>They’re just bad imitations of shit that he grew up with.the same can be said about all horror movies
Holy shit, Trump just announced The Long Walk
>>216706066You either have shit taste or just haven't watched enough horror films if you really think that when there are so many good ones. Most movies in general are derivative no matter the genre.
Holy shit, Trump just announced Secrets of the Cryptkeepers Haunted Househttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJCAvprIEUw
>>216705811The Killer Reserved Nine Seats
>>216705811Crimes of the Black Cat
>>216705811>My Dear Killer>Puzzle>The Killer is One of Thirteen
>>216705811Watching A Dragonfly for Each Corpse it turns out>>216705970Probably. You're probably picking uwu girl ones because they're usually the most artsy ones with a cult following in horror, whereas Seconds and Spirits of the Dead are kind of the horrors that artfags watch accidentally or skip because genre
>>216706373>>216706391>>216706428Thanks anons, I'll pick one of these if I get past midnight
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>>216704208Does this upset you?
>>216706475>Plot makes senseI'll get over it
>>216704533Watch the backyard concert White Zombie did for MTV on jewtube. He barely has any space on the stage to move so he doesn't run out of breath.
>>216706449>SecondsI'll check this out>Spirits of the DeadI saw this one years ago just because it was on my Vincent Price list. Worth a watch for sure. I watched 8 1/2 afterwards and thought it sucked but it was probably terrible blocky rip.
>>216703735He didn't make it, only released under his company
josh hutcherson is a shitty actor
>>216703681I love Elvira!
>>216703681One of the sexiest women ever.
>VAMPIIIIIRA>VAMPIIIIIRA>VAMPIIIII-I-I-I-IRA>HEY
>>216705970Is that Karen Allen?
>>216707363it's a snood silly
>>216707356Great tune, wrong scream queen.
>>216707483Fuck off
jamminhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAGXnVpr6SY
>>216707523>danzig's scream queen
mail call
>>216707804>Dracula in Pakistanbloody sucking bastard
>>216703681I live for that crease at her thigh and hip
>>216707804Oh yeah this one too if that other anon sees it
>>216707996Fuck
>>216707652He cute
Husband and I saw fnaf 2 and I must say the movie is for the younger crowd.
>>216707987Wonderful thighs
>>216708468Zoomerslop. People under 30 are so pathetic.
>>216708468who's husband?
>>216708619My husband.
>>216708657is he cute?
>>216708711Cuter than most of the zoomers I saw at the theater.
>>216708765pics?
>>216708812..?
>>216706428>>216706391>>216706373Puzzle was the first one I found dubbed, subs didn't work on My Dear Killer :(
>>216708994It is over.
>
Saw this movie last night. Torment the Flesh. Also saw When Darkness Falls. Both were enjoyable.
>>216709150Forgot pic
>>216709123It's only just begun (though there has already been j&b)
>>216709150put this one on today
>>216709150Pretty good movie
>>216709150This one?
>>216709150>>216709175>>216709330>>216709358Gurpreet, everyone can see your filenames. Consider suicide.
>>216709330Torture The Flesh lives up to its titular billing in the torture department, as the kills delve into places that we don’t normally see. The arsenal feels like something out of The Toolbox Murders. This film had fun reveling in an 80s style that includes a lot of babes, boobs, and blood.
>>216709377First post is mine.
>>216709408Kill yourself.
>>216709377You’re such an idiot
>>216709175>still hasn't learned how to take a screenshot on his shitty acer laptop
>>216709524That’s an image from the internet
>>216709524Learned thirdie behaviour.
look at the clock, it's milk time
>>216707363Yes.>>216707652Cute boy :)
James Cameron is going to make another Terminator film after Avatar. He's going on about imagining future sci-fi but the answer about what to do is obvious. Make it even more of a horror film than the first one is.Also do more future war segments like the first scene in T2.
>>216709909Also just cast Jacob Elordi or whatever for the marketing. Roid him up.
>>216703681Would Scream have been better if it was just a trilogy?
>>216709909I don’t care. It will be full of whamen and blacks.
>>216709988Scream 3 is the weakest film, so no.
Michael needs to expand to new holidays.
>I want your skull>I need your skull>I want your skull>I need your skullwho said this?
Okay, so I finally watched Midsommar and well first of all thanks to the anon who suggested me this, if you are here thank you, this is exactly what I was looking for cult/folk horror, umm... What can I say...I am still processing what I just watched.But before my say, I wanna hear what other anon has to say about this movie, so please do tell what you think.
>>216710806You're welcome, fren :)
>>216710806More nihilistic jewish nonsense from Ari Aster if I'm honest. The violence in his films always seem jaggedly misaligned with the comedy he actually wants to make. And when Beau was released that seemed like his ultimate goal, a 3 hour long joke about how his mother made him neurotic. Similar to Hereditary in that all the characters are miserable assholes that don't want to go away.Doesn't hold a candle to the Wicker Man.
>>216710852What a loser. Were you here the whole time?
>>216710806I saw Midsommar in theaters either three or four times. For whatever reason it really left an impression on me that summer. I've watched many better horror films since then but I still have a soft spot for it over Hereditary.
>>216710905>Doesn't hold a candle to the Wicker ManAnd that's just a weaker The Devils (1971).
>>216710852>>216710907>>216710922Stop spamming faggot.>Cop-Shut the fuck up.
>>216710960*actually the first one is probably the actual anon, kek.
>>216710960Stop mass replying.
>>216710940>polish film about demonsprobably more scary because it actually happened
>>216711018>polish filmWhat? The Devils was made by an Englishman.
Midsommarfags get the rope
>>216711027oh I read the wiki wrong, mixed it up with The Devil
>>216710806this anon>>216710852 has been waiting all day for your post.
>>216711006
>>216711062Typing "the devil 1971" still brings you to the correct page.
>>216710852You just been here waiting lmao
>>216710852Stop shilling your stupid film here.
>>216711113I just misread picrel. added it to my list though, don't really need to know much more.
>>216711027>>216711062They're both the same story (Aldous Huxley wrote a book about it) but the Polish one is only slightly unhinged while the Ken Russell one is by Ken Russell
In The Cremator (1969), a Jewish prostitute gives a Nazi a blowjob.I like that scene. That's all.
Holy shit, I recommended a friend watch Midsommar and Grempreet spilled his ENTIRE gallon of milk over it.
>>216711406
>>216711678Angst (1983)
>>216711666It is not him
>>216711790>It is not hiiiiiiim
>>216711711This movie sucks
>>216711824your mother sucks. cocks.
>>216711816>happy birthday! youre 30!>nnoooooooooooo!
>>216711893>Lol!>Lmao!>Haha!
>>216711927It does look like that lol
>threadspammed>milkspilled
>>216711927kek he still samefagged it up anyway, like a trained chimp
>>216711678It's the GOAT, I don't think you'll find anything.Last House on the Left isn't as well shot but does have aspects of the 70s realism.You may as well grind through some Cannibal films - Holocaust and Ferox to start
I just put on the Forest (1983)
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This was better than I thought. Everyone was really hyped up about videogames and vr in the 90s weren't they. I read the original idea was about drugs? Shame it didn't stick with that because that would be more timeless.
>>216712385Cronenberg never misses.
>>216712517I'm slowly getting there. I've seen>The Brood>Scanners>Videodrome>The Fly (kind of, I need to rewatch)>Existenz>History of Violence
>>216712517I don’t like his movies. I think he is overrated.
>>216712760You're retarded and your shits all fucked up though
>>216706066On some level, perhaps, but there's "inspiration" and then there's "derivative hackery", which Roth is embedded well into Column B. Even ignoring that, the quality just isn't there. I watched the trailer for that one with the earthquake or whatever, and it looks like some Birdemic shit.
>>216712760I think this too. I guess you have to be born in the 80’s.
>>216712578Videodrome is probably his best. His son is pretty good too. Possessor is a tech noir body horror movie from his son. >>216712760What ones have you seen?
>>216712930The Fly, Crimes of the Future and Rabid and a few others. He is overrated.
>>216712991>>216712913You definitely had to have been around when his films were released.
>>216713082
>>216712991Watching The Fly for the first time was such a disappointment. The ugly 80’s and the ugly main actor.
>>216713445stop spamming gurpreet
>>216713481Stop spamming that word
I just put on Drive Back
>>216713714watch this, it's on Tubi
Watching a lot of movies and I have noticed all white people under 50 have cuck face. It is probably from 70+ years of feminism and subversion.
>>216713741
>>216713773I look like this and say this.
>>216713773He's throwing a massive melty lately, somewhat funny at this point
>>216712372Kino poster even though I know the movie is probably mid as shit.
>thought I had downloaded "The Grapes of Death">subconsciously wrote "The Grapes of Wrath"fuggggg
>>216713726You really think everyone is your Gurpreet
This Drive Back movie is kinda similar to It Ends. I am liking it so far.
>>216713714This movie is pretty good. I enjoy these types of movies.
>>216713965This one right?
>>216713983Yeah.
>>216713983Okay this movie definitely /hor/‘s movie of the month.
>>216714056What was last month’s?
>>216713849kys>>216714193ignore spammers
>>216714193Shelby Oaks
>>216714304Which spammer? You?
>>216714304Why are you always looking at the archives, anon?
>>216714519that's not the archives you embarrassing brownoid
>>216714538I am not him
>>216714056If you enjoyed Drive back, check out>Triangle>Coherance>Timecrimes>Caddo Lake>Dead End
>>216714852Thanks for the recommendations
>>216714935Cheers, lad.
I think it's time to call it quits lads. At least for me. I bake a lot of the threads so don't be surprised when it doesn't happen next you lazy ass phoneposters.But Pissman is a mental case and literally addicted to samefagging every thread to death. Doesn't matter whether people rage at him or ignore it, the threads suck and at this point I'm just wasting time hiding slop posts and replies all day.Almost all of my favourite films are from someone here recommending them to me which is wild, so thanks bros.
someone here recommended me trick or treats 1982, my god what a boring pile of crap.
>>216715040Rent free.
>>216715040> just wasting time hiding slop posts and replies all dayTry /horror, bro. It will be perfect for you.
>>216715040Go to reddit at this point.
>>216715040lmfao he even samefagged you a goodbye. only natural, rip nigga.
>>216715338you're the only reddit or gurpreet, you have always been the only redditor
>>216707652>der fanBased
>>216715040It literally takes a mod to ban this freak for the mountains of spam to stop. His autism compels him to samefag fake conversations day in and day out regardless of how many times we shit on him for constantly using the same phrases.I've never seen a headcase this severe in my life, man. I genuinely don't know how he hasn't been rangebanned at some point during these last two years.
>>216715040>the samefag jeet repliesJesus, he's deranged. At least you pissed that retard off.
>>216703681This actress said she now too old to be Elvira
>>216715267>>216715338>>216715547Kill yourself you retarded indian redditor. You're a disgrace to your already pathetic people. Stop fucking spamming.
>>216715636>redditor>indianIt's hard to think of a worse combination than 'preet.
>>216715040>But Pissman is a mental case and literally addicted to samefagging every thread to deathHe's spent at LEAST weeks of his life replying to himself in /hor/. That's time he'll never get back where he accomplished nothing besides stressing himself out and getting into more fights.
this looks terrible, I think I'll check it out
>>216709377Lol you destroyed that faggot
>>216716212Posters like this certainly grab your attention.
>>216716391>first sceneyeah, terrible reviews, I think this might be closer to porn then a horror flick. There is a dead guy less than 4 minutes in though
>>216712385>This was better than I thought. Everyone was really hyped up about videogames and vr in the 90s weren't they. I read the original idea was about drugs? Shame it didn't stick with that because that would be more timeless.Felt like a rehash of Videodrome but with videogames!!!FACT!!!
>>216712760>>216712913>>216712991>>216713064>>216713445It's crazy how easy it is to tell that this is the same guy talking to himself, he types with a weird broken "cadence" and constantly repeats himself like a sped.
>>216716212>>216716503okay, this might be a DNF. The actress is hot, but the acting(esp from the lead actor) and editing is bad
>>216716830What is dnf
>>216717163NTA but pretty sure it's "Did Not Finish"
>>216717163>>216717203yeah, it's did not finish, and I didn't. Got about a half hour in and called it
>>216717203>>216716503I would finish based on that screenshot if you know what I mean, HEYO
Speaking of maids, 10/10 horror-adjacent kino. A must-watch for fans of 80s horror.
>>216717443kino poster. castles get me going.
>>216717627It's one of the best 80s gothic atmosphere movies.
>>216715698>I've never seen a headcase this severe in my life, man. I genuinely don't know how he hasn't been rangebanned at some point during these last two years.It's actually scary that he seems to be in some form of severe deranged obsession with this general that's lasted for years now. Genuinely what the fuck lmao.
>>216717856very few films seem to scratch the gothic itch I have. maybe it's because it's hard to do scale on a low budget.the Vincent Price ones come the closest. Maybe it's because they use sets, and in my head there should be a surreal quality to gothic. whenever it becomes dreary english tea parties I check out.
>>216717443Yes
>>216718771>>216719814Booba
>>216719814hottest lesbian
>>216720867
>>216721019Kek
>>216713741Can the jannies tell us how this post is on topic? Because they seem to think it is.
no million dollar pay check and all the cocaine you can eat for me my lad
>>216714056That means it sucks.
>>216721766That was preet talking to himself.
here's some asianshit I've seen this month that has a Christmas setting or scenes>Hansel & Gretel>The Call>Survive Style 5+>Kazuo Umezu's Horror Theater: Present>Exte>Ju-On: White Ghost
>>216704208>>216706508>"She's only 22 you sick fuck"
>>216721885https://youtu.be/-VcVGiEiZkM
>>216703999Based bleh poster
>>216712760Only Videodrome and The Brood is good.
>>216704759I was trying to find an old series like that (turns out it was Noah's Castle) and there are so fucking many British children's shows from the 70s and 80s about the unravelling of society after the apocalypse that it was really hard to find what it was even called
>>216716212The director keeps making movies about lesbians despite the fact he can't make well written lesbians to save his life.
>>216721885Check out Eko Eko Azarak 2 and Blood Type Blue (aka Blue Christmas).
>>216724535I don't think that's the point of his movies, anon
>>216721885Why is this ghost girl so ugly? Japanese ghost girls are supposed to be cute.
>>216724535>didn't get over that fetish he had when he was 15 sad
>>216724535We need more directors like him right now, trauma porn and elevated elevator horror is so tiresome
>>216721885what'd you think of white ghost? had some kino jump scares I thought
I can't wait for more food related /hor/ in the next couple of years. We already had a decent amount these past few years.
>>216727501That guy's based and correct though, normalnigger
>>216727501>milkToo scary
wtf fuggg, the director of Slaughterhouse 1987 made a sequel??
Oh man, Katie Aselton in the Creep Tapes finale wearing the tiniest bikini
>Halloween Kills and Ends are amongst the worst films in the franchise>Blatty's son was publicly saying two years before its release that the script he'd read was embarrassing garbage that completely missed the point of the originalWhy were people acting like this being awful was surprising again?
>>216729154What's your point
>>216703969I remember this image being in the first jumpscare I ever saw
just watched fright night 1985 for the first time. was kino. peter is my nigger.
>>216703681Elivra, the final boss of big tiddy goth gf
>>216729527Originally Peter Vincent was meant to be Vincent Price playing a fictionalized version of himself. Would've been fucking kino even if Roddy McDowall knocked it out of the park
>>216727961God didn't make plastic jugs either, shitbird
>>216727961>That guy's based and correctNot really but you do you
>>216713741Television and film?
>>216729770That's pissman
>>216729814Why hasn't that post been taken down? It doesn't seem like it hss anything to do with this board.
>>216713741What?
>>216713741>random rant about white people up for 16 hoursThey're really earning those hot pockets huh
>>216727992Same thing happened with The Mutilator.
>>216730183I've said it before: mods are complacent. They consistently enable Grempreet by almost never banning him. There's no way anons here aren't consistently reporting his shit lol talking about women aging is not on-topic and never has been, much less bringing it up every single thread.
>>216730306What do they gain from ruining their own board? Retard jannies.
>>216730196Nobody saw the part 2 tho
Elvira loves Xmashttps://youtu.be/KYCwk6XHUHQElvira's Scary Xmashttps://youtu.be/Fipakbz0s70?t=13Streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta1ShmSe_S4
>>216713741What does this have to do with /hor/
pissman is replying to himself again ;_;
>>216710278This would be kino actually. They should do this.
>>216731056>Halloween: Christmaskek
>>216730569that animated short was nice, now I'm feeling christmassy.still haven't done all my shopping though.
>>216731629High kino potential
>>216729527check out the sequel as well
How do you respond without seeming mad?
>>216703681Reminder that they never ever washed that outfit, because doing so would destroy the fluff attached to it.
Watched Hellraiser 1 and 2 all the way through for the first time (I think)They were like 85% dog shit with 15% of each having strokes of genius and cool scenes.People online saying they are their favorites movies are mentally ill for sure.Main actress daughter was very authentic.I liked the IDEA of the cinobites and the box, but the execution was shit, especially how they just die in #2 so easily after being all liek ""yeah we're the fuckin' devil bitch and we're gonna rape you for eternity ahhhhh *rubs nipples*
>>216733689I did a deep dive this morning to try and figure out where the new ROTLD film is at. It was supposed to be out now.The original actors filed a cease and desist last year over usage of their likeness, and the Living Dead Media guy tried to sue them in response. So the actors lawyer dug in and found that the LDM guy making the film had less rights than anyone previously thought. For example, the rights to Tarman is apparently owned by the production designer William Stout.He's also being sued by the actors in response for money from sales of their likenesses.Most of the film has actually been shot, and they said they planned to shoot the rest in winter when it snows. They did a whole thing at a recent comicon.I think they are trying to settle the lawsuit, but their own crowdfunded attempt "Trash's Revenge" (guaranteed to be shit) is causing a problem because the LDM guy wants them to drop it so it doesn't split the audience.
>>216733937Damn, what an absolute mess.
>>216733937The fact that any of you are interested in this is pretty horrifying. Do you really think its going to be good? the fuck is wrong with you.Just look at how they added comedic fake subtitles to the rotld bluray to get a glimpse of how money grubbing jews are going to make a rotld universe movie.>dude ROTLD was SO FUNNY xDrotld was 99% horror with a few comedic lines mixed in
>>216734004>a few comedic linesIt's almost every single line, you might have autism.
>>216734031Yes I remember HOWLING at such "every single line" as>Hey, Frank! Let's wrap it up and go home.What do you say?I got another hour's work to do.The kid'll stay, and I'll show him the ropes.Okay. Lock up for me before you go?Fourth of July weekend, buddy boy.Got to move.
>>216733937Damn, that's too bad. So may never actually come out at all. What a bummer.
>>216734055>Fourth of July weekend, buddy boyIf this is one of your cherrypicked "serious" lines from the film then you just proved my point.I'm sorry your autism prevents you from laughing with everyone else at this beloved classic, that must suck.
>>216734128and then I almost puked LAUGHING at these lines:You gotta help us. We're trapped inside your barricade and we can't get out.First of all, mister, what the hell is goin' on?I lost a dozen good men and nobody can tell me jack sh*t.People in the cemetery are stark staring mad, and they'll eat you if they catch you.It's like a disease. Like rabies, only faster.That's why you gotta get us the hell out of here right now. Please!I can't hear you. There's a lot of noise out here.Hey, what the hell's going on?Halt! I said halt!Watch it! They're crazy!What? What is it?They've got the cops.That means they're breaking out of the barricade. Jesus Christ!>SO FUNNY xD
>>216734137>What? What is it?You actually have autism holy shit.>this movie isn't a comedy because there's a line where a character asks "what?" and it isn't a joke!What a retarded argument. Bafflingly stupid.
>>216734004>Do you really think its going to be good?I think there's a chance it could be entertaining, that makes me more interested than a shitload of other films on the horizon.I like traditional zombies and nobody else is interested in doing them. They said this was planned to be free of CGI which makes it rare. And I liked the atmosphere in the teaser quite a lot actually.Change it will actually be good? Idk 1/10? Every now and again we get a Deadstream or a Dashcam.
>>216734188I can literally post 99.9% of the script and they wont be comedic lines, you lost retardxD
>>216734220You actually couldn't do that.
>>216734195>They said this was planned to be free of CGI which makes it rare.How about free of A.I?
>>216734077Don't get me wrong I think it's very likely it will actually come out. They have Devon Sawa in it, and the main actress isn't a super bogged freak. You need at least some cash for that.
>>216734349>the main actress isn't a super bogged freak.Do they offer the bogged ones at a discount?
>>216734464They're everywhere, it's a plague. I think it's mainly that the chicks willing to go topless have already succumbed to other strange surgeries.
I will tittyfuck Elvira even if I have to cross the Mojave desert for it
>>216734696No you won't
>>216734858Wrong
>>216734696ma-ma
>>216724535is there any lesbian horror kino I should know about?
>>216734349>a super bogged freakBut I like those
>>216734696>ywn have prime Elvira's tiddies from the 80sDamn bros
>>216735279Vampyres (1974) is essential lesbian vampire kino.
KINO
>Dooba Dooba was shot entirely on an in-home security camera and draws on elements of analog horror popularized on YouTube.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STFgzZbuWW0
>>216712372This movie sucks but the theme song is kinohttps://youtu.be/Xqlim8zO9oc?si=ydGcao3HzFQgUQKw
>>216735471>Vampyres (1974) is essential lesbian vampire kino.thanks, looks good, I'll give it a watch
>>216735513so that's how kids get bikes for christmas
>>216711428I really loved this whole film
>>216735612And if you haven't already seen the Karnstein trilogy by Hammer, I also recommend that.>The Vampire Lovers>Lust For A Vampire>Twins of Evil
>>216735513>Black Christmas was already taken
>>216736462kek
someone said this was good, in some kind of insane way. chucking it on now.
>>216735513This is actually a torture porn horror film mixed with black people melodrama. Movie isn't good but I was hooked with how odd it all was.
>>216724535>Maid Droid: OriginsI laughed
>>216725609lesbians are the superior erotic horror kino
>>216703681Fuck this hag
>>216737427Tom Jones did, tore her pussy up real bad, total bloodbath
>>216735279Anything by Jean Rollin.Vampyros Lesbos.
Chuddies will have a melty over this kino.>Camargue, France - Nejma trains hard to win the local bullfighting competition. When she is mauled after a celebration, she starts to notice disturbing changes. News of a rogue bull on the loose terrifies the community, killing young men.
>>216737884I want her to rim me
>>216737884hmmm I wonder if those two things are related somehow
>>216737884I don't get it.
>>216737884TF fans will probably love it though so it evens out.
Want a date anon?
>>216738125An(t)imale
>>216737884lol this sounds so retarded.
>>216729154>Why were people acting like this being awful was surprising again?I think it had more to do with just how awful it actually was.The jews who made it purposely shit on the original, and the very concept of the film itself, all in the name of CURRENT YEAR woke.
Could it be monkino?
>>216738261looks like it has a midget in a chimp suit or something, so that's a good sign. I hated the cgi chimp in Nope. cgi animals always fall flat.
>>216737368>Night of the DemonsThe entire series was kino. Even the remake.
>>216735577>>216738261>January horror flicksYou love to see it
finished Fathers Day, pretty kino in the end it earned it's runtime. kind of gay film but I laughed at the scene where the guy gets his dick bit off and there were tons of tits.guess I should watch The Editor next.
>>216738763The January label doesn't really mean anything at this point.
>>216738826gonna be a battle at the box office if anything (from last thread)>We Bury the Dead (Jan 2)>28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (Jan 16)>Primate (Jan 9)>Retvrn to Silent Hill (Jan 23)>Iron Lung (Jan 30)
>>216738784The Editor only works if you know giallo movies really well. If you do it's fucking hilarious, if not, well that's why nobody saw it. Astron-6 are always great, they did the new Deathstalker too.
>>216738891Forgot SH was coming out
>>216738784>there were tons of titsOk I'm in
I vill bake us a thread ah ah ah
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