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>is the hottest cinema character both literally and figuratively

genuinely how does she do it??
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>literally drugs the main villain from the first two films and tells him she will keep him as a sex slave

KINO
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>>216708057
she didn't die thoughever did she, didn't she just fuck off
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>>216708072
even worse, she was manhandled by kiri and then run away. KWAB.
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>>216708071
>quaritch teaches her to use a flamethrower
>she just drags him to their hut immediately for sexo
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>>216708040
nice to see other dinosaurs besides the trex and shitty raptors. that spitting one that killed newman was cool.
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>>216708040
nah you are just horny Op go get laid man. that thing is fugly af frfr
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>>216708111
HOT
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>>216708040
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>>216708235
shut the fuck up
I was genuinely on the verge of climaxing every time she appeared on screen
couldn’t stop myself from basedfacing
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>>216708111
>>216708250
based
lesbians are hot too
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>>216708040
I HATE xenos but I also want to have sex with them this if this is heresy just call my dick Horus.
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>>216708040
Cat like eyes. Appealing to your bestial instincts + "stick your diq in crazy".
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>>216708277
this is just crazy chick you meet + proceed to have sex on uppers
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>>216708343
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>>216708040
I am no longer asking, I am telling to you get your outside and touch some grass.
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>>216708411
to use the parlance of out times; am I cooked?

I am so infatuated by Varang I would tattoo her across my chest and I hate tattoos
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>>216708437
>uppers
psychedelics akshually

>>216708453
pointless
girls like Varang don’t exist outside
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>>216708040
she cute
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>>216708343
GET HELP you sickness is showing again
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>>216708486
Lily Rose Depp on 2nd look. DROPPED
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>>216708040
>Barley in the movie
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>>216708521
>>216708665
actual fags

>>216708692
she’ll be back in… 2029 :(
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>>216708359
>lesbians are hot too
>Kiri
>Varang
These bitched like dick
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>>216708040
did this nigga ever finishe those million more clone troopers obi wan ordered?
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>>216708040
All her scenes were good but I was disappointed at how little screentime she had
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>>216708040
how do I find this kind of gf as an avowed racist?
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>>216710387
She can't be too foreign, try going for latinas or arabs, they have the crazy like Varang and the racism often too.
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Daily reminder that irrespective of how many goytickets this sells, it will still be irrelevant slop with 0 (zero) cultural impact
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>>216708040
Why her ears so big?
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>>216710387
>>216710530
ME women are oftentimes very racist against everyone but themselves and whites, though even those last two are a toss up
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>>216708040
furries are fucking weird man
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>>216712360
all the better to hear you with, my dear
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>>216708040
>genuinely how does she do it??
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>>216708040
Do you think they have experimented with lighting their braps on fire?
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>>216712400
>ME women are oftentimes very racist against everyone but themselves and whites
That also goes for latinas and philipinas. If they got colonized enough, they vaguely see themselves as white.
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>>216708040
currently, yes but needs bigger boobs
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>>216708040
Neytiri mogs actually.
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>>216708040
She was the only thing that made this movie different from the 2nd one.
And there wasn't nearly enough of her.
JIM, ME AND THE AUDIENCE DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT STUPID-ASS WHALES
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>>216708040
Some women are just physically attractive, but there is a different level of attractiveness when she's SEXY. Those are two different things, and her actress is both beautiful and gives off sexual energy. So you can thank Oona for being a great match for her character.
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Jake NEEDS to put replacement babies in Neytiri
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>>216708057
Shes in avatar 5 numbnuts
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>>216708071
>batshit crazy cannibal gf that desires nothing but world domination by cleansing fire
what the FUCK did jimbo awaken in me?
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>>216710387
Rammstein concert
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>>216714994
I wonder what the lifespan and breeding window of the Na'vi is. They seem to be similar to humans if we use Spider and the kids as the measure.
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>>216708040
I'll say it
Na'vi character design is basically safe, furless furry for people that don't want to admit they like the concept of humanized animals.
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>>216708277
Oh my
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>>216708040
>Hottest character
>Not Tuk
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>>216708040
>>216708071
I gotta give it to cameron, I always thought he was a hack but fuck I gotta admit he knows stuff, that or all the men in the world share the same fucking taste in women
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>>216715113
Neytiri is 32, that's not a problem
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>>216715143
its how hard they needed make a character hotter than tuk
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>>216715187
Cameron is a naturalist, he's honest about the fact that we just want to fuck things.
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>>216715218
Pandora's lower gravity and thicker atmosphere should allow the Na'vi to visibly age more slowly, given the much lower mechanical stresses on their tissues. So they should stay cuter for longer, at the very least.

Interestingly, this should also allow them to develop much larger breasts than an equivalently proportioned human so their must be some other kind of selective pressure keeping them small.
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>>216715375
they're all super fit
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>>216715422
OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT THING?
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>>216715604
Lo'af's wife
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can ai make the navi have big tiddy
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>>216715648
we're working on it, check civit ai
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>>216715604
Tsireiya
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>>216715281
dat white boy aight
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>>216708554
I would have, but they don't sell that version here. :(
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>>216716231
certified finnkino
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>>216710387
Latina, but you already knew that.
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whats varang's problem with the other cats?
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>>216708040
She's balding.
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>>216716511
https://www.petmd.com/cat/behavior/why-cats-fight
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>>216716519
Norwood 5 bros.... it's over.
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>>216716511
Jealous of their Eywa connection.
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>>216716511
For her, there can only be one Olo'eykte. One Tsahik. One queen.
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>>216715187
James is proof that as long as boomers are alive and kicking we'll still get good soulful cinema every once and a while but in about 20 years we're completely fucked.
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>>216715422
Humanoid disclosure
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>>216708040
>james cameron: come see my new sequel with new stuff in it
>just releases the second movie again with 15 minutes of fire people scenes and mostly whales for 3 hours (again)
>story structure is basically the same, mostly just cat and mouse kidnapping over and over again except no new concepts this time
>he has to make two more of these movies
what's his endgame?
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>>216717778
Winning bigly by just doing what he wants to do for the rest of his life
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>>216717778
>fisherman goes to the same place with the same bait every day
>always catches fish
Can you figure out who the fish are yet?
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>>216717778
The next movie should be their empire strikes back, I wanna see humans build a massive parking lot on the entire planet, mowing down anyone who stands in their, way. The planet itself should be dying by the end of it and the humans should look undefeatable. Then they can do whatever to make the good guys win in the next movie, but I wont be watching that.

I want Quaritch given unlimited resources. Let humans fuck that shit up.
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>>216717996
I feel like the next movie is just going to be Quaritch and fire lady going full genocide mode after he decides to just let her loose and let her torch the planet
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>>216717778
Same thing as he's always done, making garbage for the tasteless masses.
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>>216717996
>I want Quaritch given unlimited resources
Not gonna happen since he's already not getting anything in the third one, they don't trust him anymore and he's clearly dumping the RDA to become a fire na'vi
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>>216718018
>he's clearly dumping the RDA to become a fire na'vi
this is based. Nobody sane would root for a soulless corporation
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>>216718008
>>216718018
I dont want more tribes fighting tribes. I wanna watch technology win by the most ridiculous heinous comically evil methods possible. And I want Quaritch to be the guy doing it. Shame really.
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>>216718062
Well maybe you should make your own damn movie
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>>216718050
They're not souless, they crack me up everytime they're on screen. How could I not root for them? Get out of here with that pussy ass shit. Let's turn pandora into a perfect asphalt sphere, thats what I want.

If you're gonna portray them as that evil why not just go all the way?
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>>216718084
Why are you so childish? Asking this with full sincerity
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>>216718062
I assure you I want it too, I'm just predicting what's going to happen.
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Thoughts on Lo'ak's suicide attempt?
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>>216718466
Pretty dark. Like actually dark, not Marvel dark. I like all those dark and mature themes.
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>>216715010
>Shes in avatar 5 numbnuts

"Somehow...Varang returned"
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>>216708040
Never ask a human supremacist the species of his gf.
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>>216708040
BWC
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>>216718807
What did Esmeralda Vanderflööp mean by this
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>>216716511
when Eywa betrayed her and her people the rest of the Na'vi refused to help them so she has realized that all this kumbaya shit is fucking meaningless and that all this kumbaya harmony shit doesn't work when the entire world isn't bending over backwards to accommodate you
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>>216718466
>Lo'ak attempting suicide
>Neytiri going on a spiteful racist rant in the beginning of the movie
>Jake almost murdering Spider as if he was slaughtering a sacrificial lamb
>Neytiri washing away her hatred and anger along with the makeup and realizing that they are about to reach the point of no return
>ReQuaritch slowly going native and slowly realizing that he's not Miles Quaritch, but his own being, thanks to the seed of doubt Jake planted in his head.
Yeah, this movie actually deals with very dark shit, and it does it tastefully. At no point a serious moment is ruined by an inappropriate joke in the dreaded "He's right behind me, isn't he?" MCU slop style. Gotta respect Jim for that.
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I can literally fix her and I have a plan.
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>Quaritch brings her loads of guns and she excitedly leads him by the hand back to her tent

Imagine.
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>>216718807
based
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>>216719219
But I was told this was a kids' movie?
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I liked that the pregnant navi lady had big boobies
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>>216716511
The movie takes on Atheism/weak Faith, and she hates Eywa and Eywa-believers because "She didn't appear when the volcano destroyed My forest"
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>Critics hate it
>Audience love it
Like a clockwork
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>>216719976
This one is by no means a kids movie, a lot of kids will be bored to death or straigh up scared by some of the scenes in it. It's now a "darker and edgier" type of movie, more like it's not afraid to touch some seriously uncomfortable stuff you won't expect from a "family movie"
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>>216720772
I meant It's not a "darker and edgier", meaning that it's not darker for the sake of being so
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>>216720772
But Chris Gore told me it's Swiss Family Pandora and that it's for little kids
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>>216708040
Best part of the movie, fuck this the movie should have switched perspective to her and Quaritch, all the good guy parts were boring.
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>>216720873
>Chris Gore
Then I guess it's a good thing that I have no idea who this guy is and don't care about his opinion
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>>216719269
that was so hot
and her almost childish reaction to the flamethrower was adorable
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>>216719109
What? Eywa didn't betray her people tf are you talking about? What's Eywa supposed to do against an erupting volcano?
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>>216721686
Stop it from erupting, retard? Eywa's supposed to be all powerful, all knowing? No warning about the eruption even?
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>>216721771
Eywa exists within the BIOLOGY of Pandora. A fucking mountain filled with magma isn't biology you dumb cunt.
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>>216721958
Cope harder. Your plothole has been called out and cannot be refuted.
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>>216721958
surely there are plants or insects or whatever that were there and could have sent a warning that this was about to happen?
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>>216721036
truth asteroid impact
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>>216721958
actual retard
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>>216708040
BASED
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HNNNGGG
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>>216721958
>volcano erupts
>Eywa doesn't fill the land with new life
it's that simple really
it's why they see Fire as being stronger than Eywa, she couldn't do (or wouldn't do) shit agianst it
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>>216725251
eywa is manipulative at best and matrix tier planetary controlling evil at worst
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>>216708040
you are mentally ill
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>>216708040
she has charisma, unlike the main cast.
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Pandora is in a precarious position between the radiation belts of the gas giant it orbits and constantly shaken with tidal forces, volcanism is far more common than on Earth yet most of the planet is green and there are no death cults except this one, a recent phenomenon.
The reason ash people land is still barren is probably their own fault, Varang burns all the green stuff sprouting from the ground to prove her power or something.
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>>216726136
>if you like the perfect smart capable loving and passionate woman you are le mentally ill
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>>216726138
neytiri has plenty charisma thoughever
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Quaritch's warpaint look was kino
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>>216708040
So far,the entire cast of character had the charisma of a plate of overcooked pasta, except for Quaritch. Neytiri used to have charisma but the second movie ruined her.

And now we have Varang who is fun, seems to have fun, has great chemistry with Quaritch and mad charisma. The villains are much more fun in this bland franchise...
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Does anyone else remember those Al*ta threads where anons would buy multiple tickets for one viewing? Cameronfags are the biggest cucks in the universe.
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>>216728224
They didn't do it for Jim, they did it to beat Captain Marvel
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>men like crazy women
>women like crazy men
why?
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>>216728266
rip z-dog
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>>216728266
rip z-cat
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>>216708040
>yeah man, that part with the..
>SEX
>anyway yeah, that part
>PORN
>TITS
>ASS

I fucking hate gooners so much it is unreal
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>>216708040
I thought you were all idiot deviant meme gooners until today when I saw the movie and now I'm one of you

I never looked at Neytiri or any of the other smurfs like this, what's her secret
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>>216719269
That sequence felt like magic to me, I honestly didn't expect something like that in this movie, not complaining though
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>>216708040
sex
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>>216728266
good thing Ikeyni is in avatar 3 so that the actress playing all these minor na'vi babes got a payday
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>>216728587
ALWAYS GOON
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>>216708040
just sat the film bitch was hot AF any rule34 yet?
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>>216708040
just looked up the actress didn't know it's Charlie Chaplin's granddaughter :O
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>>216708040
With the busted ass bitches the self inserting cat moms in hollyjew are pushing it isn't hard.

>>216708235
With the busted ass bitches the self inserting cat moms in hollyjew are pushing can you blame them?
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>>216721686
Varang doesn't blame Eywa for the volcanic eruption, but for not helping her tribe when they lost their home and had nothing to eat. She told this to Quaritch just before she fucked him.
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>>216714754
The only one actually putting some effort into their acting role in the movie for sure
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>>216708040
>>216708163
>>216708343
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>>216709418
>>216716694
>>216728502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZHBeIAeILk
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>>216728657
Her actress, Oona Chaplin (Charlie's granddaughter) is one of those rare cases of a nepo baby with actual talent. She took the role seriously and also happened to have an amazing chemistry with Stephen Lang.
>"It's a relief for Quaritch to submit. Whatever that is she does to him, you know, it's cool and he's not sure about it that he wants that done to him. And when it is kinda done to him he's like ehhh, do it again" - Stephen
>"You just tie a really tight rope around your chest and then, where does your center of gravity goes? And then it just drops into the pelvis. And that's where she moves from" - Oona
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5C31Azmv10
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>>216730231
>5'7"
absolutely disgusting
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>>216730053
Stephen Lang and Zoe Saldaña have been carrying the franchise in terms of acting, now Oona has joined them
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>>216708040
>To prepare for the role and put her in the right headspace for acting, Chaplin listened to an intense music playlist that included Slipknot and heavy metal
CRINGE
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>>216730231
>Oona Chaplin
She really checks alot of sexy boxes. I want to see her whoed out, AND FAST
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>>216729050
the actress is the stunt double for varang and kiri and played one of the reporters in bridgehead. she is doing fine.
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>>216730465
She played Robb Stark's wife in Game of Thrones
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>>216708040
Kinkiest, freakiest space pussy.
Outstanding.
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>>216730302
>not 6'7"
disappointing
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>>216715047
That's the way of the Jim. You're hooked. No coming back now.
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Is it worth watching for her and Quaritch?
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>>216730707
Yes. Quaritch is the best part of these movies and Varang matches him perfectly
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>>216708040
stop liking evil girls
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>>216708040
>IT WAS THE EXACT SAME MOVIE AS WAY OF WATER
pretty much
>SHE GETS KILLED LIKE A CHUMP
she just escaped
>AND THE SPIDER KID STILL CAN'T ACT
didn't stop Keanu
>JIMMY, I CAN'T DEFEND YOU ANYMORE
me neither.
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>>216730752
In this movie Quarith felt overplayed and Varang was the whole novelty.
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>>216730781
N-no...
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>>216730798
I don’t know who you are taking to, but you are both wrong
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>>216730854
>>216730798

whoops
>>216708057
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>>216708460
Jim has used his magic on you. There's no coming back.
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>>216730804
Stop being gay
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>>216708040
>no burn scars
They dropped the ball
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That scene with Neyt and Jake almost killing Spider in cold blood was the greatest character assassinations nobody is talking about.
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Have you noticed that ReQuaritch feels more comfortable hanging out with the Ash clan than with the humans? He also sticks up for them (mainly for Varang of course) to the General Cunt by calling her a jackass, which is huge for someone like him. Seems like he actually considers Varang his girlfriend and is letting go of the dead man's persona that is not actually him, as Jake told him. He's going native, it's inevitable, you can already see that he already has some beef with RDA which is probably only going to get bigger as his story develops.
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>>216717778
goysloppers would pay $40 ticket prices to watch 84 more of this type of movies

as long as the low iq masses exist people like him will have zero reason to not go the easy route for a quick buck
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>>216708277
uh oh
i feel funny
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>>216708040
Surely you jest.
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HOW MANY BILLIES?
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>>216715047
Careful there
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>>216708277
I refuse to fix her
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>>216717996
Based
I wish every inch of Pandora was turned into a web of highwags and parking lots. Imagine how many cars you could fit in there. Fuck!!
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>>216730707
Oh yes, they absolutely steal the show. My main issue with the movie is that there's way too little of them.
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Bros….
Her laugh….
https://youtube.com/shorts/yy9ivo1JYZU
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>>216731537
The movie forgets about Varang in the final hour. That was so lame
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Poor Kiri.
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>>216731660
Veey awkward reaction by the cinema crowd during this
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>>216731703
too many white chicks getting reminded how their white bf got stolen by black chicks
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>>216731660
DAUGHTER MUST NOT MATE WITH FILTHY SKYNIGGERS. HISS.
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>>216731660
>IMAGINE
Also Kek at Kiri getting cuckqueened
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>>216731138
He's already beyond the point of no return. Ardmore strictly forbade him from taking part in the final battle, yet him and Varang and their legion of Mangkwans hardly gave a fuck. With now Quaritch in the midst of the clusterfuck as a Colonel Kurtz, shit got triply real for the RDA. Looks like Jake's little bits of edification throughout Fire and Ash paid off and fed the tiny bug in Quaritch's head that kept nagging him to go native and do whatever the fuck he wants and desires.
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>>216731551
Yeah. She's pure sex. If it wasn't for her and Quaritch, this movie would've been EXTREMELY underwhelming with the constant tepid water scenes shoved down the audience's throats. Would've been a Way of Water 2.5. Neytiri carried too in a way.
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>>216731730
She probably doesn't mind it now
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>>216732211
that and the squids, they montage where they kill everyone was super fun, if the next movie contains more of those I will buy another ticket for sure
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>>216732067
>the most racist man alive after one whiff of alien pussy
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>>216732221
For now. Wait 'til she hears who rescued Quaritch from the shipwreck in 2, if it ever does get leaked. There's gonna be some whooping if she does. Would she still be as forgiving then? There's still two movies to go, and it feels like we haven't even seen the worst of Neytiri and the rage festering in her.
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>>216732067
Avatar 4 is going to end with Quaritch conquering the human city and establishing himself as emperor of Pandora.
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>>216732211
>>216732266
>if the movie didn’t have the good parts in it it wouldn’t be as good as it is

bravo /tv/, bravo
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I liked the closeup shots of the Sea Wasp that was chasing Jake when he escaped
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>>216732266
I felt bad for those guys, nasty way to go. I'd rather be shot
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>>216732410
Kek, literally the moment he finds some local tail he immediately goes full Apache mode. I want to know what she actually did to him in that tent, must've been heaven on Pandora.
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>>216732067
I feel bad for Lyle, poor guy seemed confused and lost for most of the film trying to figure out what has happened and his commanding officer is now getting blue pussy
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>>216732266
Fun fact, those are real and they are just as aggressive in real life. Theyre called humboldt squids.
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>>216732575
Coked up sex with Varang
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>>216732626
did he die in A2?
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>>216732067
I'm only noticing it now, he even ditches the uniform for a Na'vi loincloth right after his talk with Jake.
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>>216732575
Alien Pussy is just superior
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>>216728224
Nice to be mentioned in a thread.
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>>216732626
why doesn't lyle call him out on his bullshit?
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>>216708040
Camrip fucking when?
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Wait weren’t Jake and quaritch supposed to rescue spider? How does this work? when does he help varang
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I just watched it. The problem with this movie is that it's not Avatar 3, but The Way of Water 2 + a few minutes with the Air and Fire Tribes. The whole plot is "I have this member of your family hostage." for 3 hours
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>>216719219
>Yeah, this movie actually deals with very dark shit, and it does it tastefully. At no point a serious moment is ruined by an inappropriate joke in the dreaded "He's right behind me, isn't he?" MCU slop style. Gotta respect Jim for that.
True, I prefer grim dark lines like "well this is awkward" after the final battle.
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>>216731703
Same. Also not a single laugh at any of spider's dialogue. Just brutal.
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>>216708277
https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8
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>>216708277
fuck off Dilophosaurus!!!
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>>216715648
Yes.
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>>216719219
Sure Jim, sure.
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>>216732773
maybe its not bullshit?
ever thought of that?
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How is Kiri so powerful?
Why is the "warrior mother" a human?
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>>216732067
For you historically illiterate maggots, its a homage to the most unhinged WW2 soldier that did whatever the fuck he wanted and no one did shit about it because he was that good. Also happpens to be named Jake.
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>>216733899
>How is Kiri so powerful?
She's Jesus incarnate. She was conceived in Grace's Avatar, supposedly by Eywa when Jake and the Omatikaya Clan attempted to shift Grace's consciousness to her physical Avatar body. I believe no other Tsahik came close to replicating her powers. Even Ronal as seen in WoW and now Ash and Fire was constantly dumbfounded by Kiri's miracles.
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>>216732917
They did, Jake and Quaritch were tussling on the floating landmass, Spider tumbles off, Quaritch yells "Son!" And dives to save him, Jake pulls them both up.
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>>216708040
Yeah she's hot
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>>216731660
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>>216731703
are you from the US?
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This whole franchise is stupid
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>>216731276
Is this beowulf?
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>gets raped
>immediately falls in love with rapist
is Quaritch stupid or something?
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>>216734201
No but I saw previews like before quaritch gets all red. Spider gets captured by varang and then Jake and quaritch are in the bushes
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Is anyone involved with avatar named to have been involved with Epstein? Any mention of Cameron yet?
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>>216734452
Yeah, that happens earlier in the movie. Jake and Quaritch have a truce to save the kids from the Ash tribe in the first act of the movie.
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>>216734488
>Epstein
no. just trump.
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>>216734506
So Jake saves spider while quaritch gets captured and then they do all the bonding shit?
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>>216734513
Source?
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>>216734524
No, Quaritch and Jake team up, save the kids, escape from the Ash Tribe, then Neytiri and a rescue group show up, and Quaritch and Lyle slink away to meet back up with the RDA, that's where Quaritch plans to offer the Ash Tribe weapons for their support.
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>>216717996
nobody cares about warhammer 40gay
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>>216734605
The Epstein Files
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>>216708040
Is it just me or did they make the female navi ever so slightly thiccer in this movie?
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>>216734702
Ronal's preggo tits were FAT! They were bouncing out of the screen in 3D
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>>216734699
Anything proving he's guilty or just mentions?
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>>216731730
>I FUCKING HATE MY PINK MUTT SPAWN
Disgusting, how the hell did she hide those feeling from Jake considering they mind meld each time they fuck
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>>216708040
Honestly, she disappointed me a lot. They advertised her as the big deal and in the movie she does fucking nothing other than acting like a retard tribal girl
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>>216732635
This tbphwy
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>>216735055
>quaritch goes native and declares war on humanity
will 40k larpers kill themselves if this happens
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Next movie better have Varang knocked up and with gigantic tits.
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>>216733116
kek
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>>216735055
Damn, Quaritch got a big dick. Swing past his knees!
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>>216708040
>>216708071
>>216715187
This movie was a boon for femdom enthusiasts. Literally tingles everytime she was on screen.
>>216708057
Yeah lol movie was not only a 1:1 copy, I think they even reused a lot of the CGI from the previous movies. For example the part where they dive from the mountains and chuck helicopters into each other using the dragons.
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I want to nutt in this tight slut so bad. Firey hot dominating Lil hoe. I'd let her slip her long blue feet on my fat cock and stroke up and down until I bust and then she can kick me in the balls.
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>>216735119
>>216735213
yeah im thinking zased
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>>216732067
just imagine if Varang was emo instead of some namibian tribesman.

Quaritch would have been wearing black lipstick and a type-o negative shirt while calling the general a poser after one whiff of emo pus
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>>216735119
>>216714251
She has the perfect boobs. Just like Eva De Vil.
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>>216735572
flat is justice
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>>216736177
I wouldn't necessarily say that but there are definitely certain types of women who look much better with more modest sized tits.
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>>216734340
"avatar has no cultural impact" what's this then
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Based Cameron winning all the coomers over. You’re welcome.
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>>216731660
best scene. should have been the focus of the film.
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>>216731138
Shit, so he lives?
Knew I should have stayed to see if there were any scenes after the credits!
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>>216736678
It's open ended, we see him presumably fall to his death, but we don't see him actually die and there's no body shown, so he could potentially come back.
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>>216731117
I picked a weird time to piss, they just escaped the city and then when I get back he's about to do my monkey boy in
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>>216731660
I wish this fucking kid would be played by literally anyone else
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>>216731660
>kisses once and then goes in for more
Complete harlot.
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>>216731660
>godiwishthatwereme.jpeg
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>>216734340
I wanna lick a navi
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>>216708277
she can fix me..
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>>216720772
and yet it feels like a super violent disney movie. It needed to have guts and spyder should had died near the end.
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Varang cosplay incoming on TikTok
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>>216708040
>Finally have an antagonist Na'vi Tribe
>Immediately relegated to lame henchmen
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>>216733116
The way it actually sounds like Keanu is what makes it beautiful
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>>216737490
Something got cut with Varang, she disappears from the movie after Kiri mindlinks with her.
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Reminds me of my Portuguese gf's cousin.
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>>216737886
what do you think happens with Varang and Quaritch next?
Change of heart? Or doubling down on their actions?
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>>216738015
I think Varang is more likely to have a change of heart at this point. She has been betrayed by a skyperson and humbled in front of Eywa. Quaritch is beyond redemption.
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>>216738063
Wait quaritch betrays her?
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>>216738031
>hissing with Neytiri intensifies
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>>216738031
Anons will somehow lose their shit over this retarded cat fish
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>>216738073
No, he's saying hypothetically in a future movie.
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>>216715117
The Cat-like face is universally attractive.
Pronounced cheekbones, wide mid face, strong but narrow jaws, rounded low vault forehead, straight nose.
This is an ideal across all nations of man.
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>>216738175
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>>216716511
>how eywa real if bad thing happen
>TF YOU MEAN MY VILLAGE AWAY FROM ACTIVE VOLCANO??
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Ohnonononono
AAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
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>>216738175
You forgot the most important universally attractive feature: giant neotenous eyes
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>>216736704
Wait they literally just repeated the 2nd movie again?
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>>216738668
A lot of the third act felt like a repeat of Way of Water, the movie literally felt like a DLC pack for Way of Water.
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>>216738668
Yeah, it's really cheap. Like, we thought he died trying to bond with his Ikran when he fell, but SURPRISE Quaritch is back again somehow (no explanation given as to how he didn't die from the fall and managed to bind an Ikran while falling btw) and now they do it again
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>end of the movie
>varang has seen the error of her ways
>becomes jake's 2nd wife
>she's 10 years younger than neytiri
>neytiri seething from all the grunts and moaning in the bedroom
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>>216738668
Way of Water and Fire and Ash are Kill Bill Parts 1 and 2, Both equally excellent, but the first felt fresher at the time.
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>>216738668
There's a reason you usually want to do a trilogy if you're doing multi-movies.
Any more and you start having bridge movies in a row, and they will feel the same.
the only way out of that if to take a massive turn in the third one that makes the whole connected storyline thing fall apart.

They should have had humans on the backburner completely, mabye Quaritch as a supporter of the fire na'vi, but mmostly learning to appreciate Eywa in his own right while Jake and his clan fight the fire people. Maybe focus on Kira and her Eywa connection as well.
But would an entire movie exploring those two connections work? Cameron didnt think so, if he thought of it at all.
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>>216738668
pretty much
>tulkun clan drama and they show up to fight the bad guys (to be fair this was great)
>jake and neytiri bullying their kids
>lo'ak goes off on his own
>neytiri hates spider, quaritch wants to bond with him but spider only cares about his navi family
>people getting captured and freed a bunch of times
>jake tries not fighting but actually the bad guys won't stop so they all have to fight anyway
>evil whaling guy hunts whales and is killed by whale
>kiri eywa magic
>jake and quaritch fight and jake wins
bonus repeat of the toruk makto and rallying the clans to beat the bad guys from avatar 1
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>>216735572
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>>216739253
firecat nipple
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>>216735572
>Eva De Vil
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>>216739253
>Muh dick
She can't keep getting away with this
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>>216733116
Lmao
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>>216728839
it was kino
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More like Sexang
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OHNONONONONO
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
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>>216717778
>what's his endgame?
Earning money to finance his submarine hobby
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>>216736951
black actor?
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It was a mistake to split it in two movies. You could make it work as one movie of you cut out some bloat
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>>216740382
This movie honestly made me realize how irrelevant WoW was since this one just plays the same plot beats. They could easily it a reason that the ash people were the reason why jake and co were forced to flee to the sea.
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>>216733899
if their mindlink shit comes from the amount of mushrooms rooting in their bodies, then grace's avatar got covered in the stuff to an unprecedented degree compared to other na'vi, and as a result kiri would be conceived within and with a greater amount of these not!midichlorians
probably why her head tail is strong enough to move like a snake unlike the others too

thing is that this shit must be also embedded into their dna, if it was just symbiotic instead of endosymbiotic then the avatars wouldn't have it
unless they have the avatars birthed from na'vi that agreed to be surrogate mothers so they would pass their shrooms to them, but I don't think that's the case
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>>216731537
I'm convinced she was made as an afterthought to have something to make merchandise and slap on the posters
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>I wonder what she did to him in the tent
bruh
you have a crazy goth xeno that has a wriggling tentacle tail she can control and she knows how to tickle the tentacle tail on your head.
I bet he stopped breathing and only saw white light
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>>216739792
She needs bigger tits. Big, bouncing double D's
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>>216731335
I look like that
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>>216730562
I would've lost the North too if I was in his shoes, holy shit
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>>216719976
contrary to the narrative developed by modern institutions, kids are not demented
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>>216740938
>She needs bigger tits. Big, bouncing double D's
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I beg to differ.
DROP HIM.
*Varaang actively gushes like a fountain as Quaritch deletes one of her warriors with a word*
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Remember when in the first film there were points where it seemed like there was a time skip and we missed out on shit?
That happens with Quartich going from his milly gear and then being donned in paint and a loincloth.
That's because Cameron is a wanker that wanted his bullshit intelligent whales more than he wanted to keep Quartich's spirit journey amongst Varaang's tribe.
That's what I figure, as we skipped Jake's spirit journey amongst the Omaticaya and skipped to him monologuing about becoming one of the people for the sake of runtime.
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>>216741307
you're talking about training montages anon. there's a reason movies skip through that kind of plot point.
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>>216741307
I.e. movie too short, make it longer
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>>216741352
Except it wasn't a montage and would have way more context for Quaritch going native rather than 'Actually Varaang's pussy is just THAT good.' and 'Oh he got high and thought this Na'vi shit he's hated forever is pretty cool actually.'
We could have had that, but no instead we got Free Willy Part Deux with talking whales.
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>>216741307
>That happens with Quartich going from his milly gear and then being donned in paint and a loincloth.
I'm assuming a scene where Varang applies Quaritch's warpaint post-coitus will be in the extended release. It was pretty funny when he just barged into the briefing fully decked out.
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>>216741379
> this Na'vi shit he's hated forever
You shouldn't take 4chan memes too seriously, Quaritch being racist was never a plot point in the movies
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>>216741379
>more context for Quaritch going native rather than 'Actually Varaang's pussy is just THAT good.'
literally all it takes IRL btw
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>>216741388
Yeah.
I really WANTED Quaritch to go native, but I wanted it to be believable, not just 'Oh these Na'vi are kind of cool even though they're savage guess I'm playing for their team now.'
>>216741404
>Quaritch being racist was never a plot point in the movies
Are you joking? He literally has his epic fight with Jake at the end of the first film calling him a race traitor and laments that Jake thinks he's a blue alien.
In the second film he's annoyed that he's a blue dude but understands it's necessary for him to operate.
He should have seen Varaang and her tribe and been even more disgusted than he was with the Omaticaya due to how savage they are in comparison.
Him appreciating their savagery is all well and dandy but it needed a believable route. Instead we get him sauntering up to them with guns and smiling, skip to him getting pussy, and then skip to him going native.
It felt rushed and weak as fuck narratively. Literally felt like this image.
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>>216741494
Yeah, see? You're just taking 4chan memes and acting like they were part of the movie.
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>>216741407
An important theme of avatar is that na'vi pussy is extremely powerful
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>>216741511
You're retarded, aren't you?
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>>216741527
When Quaritch is asking Jake about betraying humanity, he's not upset over the race aspect, he's upset over the BETRAYAL aspect. He reiterates this in Way of Water
>I took you under my wing
Not
>You were a human like us!
He emphasizes this in his interaction with Spider, when Spider doesn't sell Jake out to the general, Quaritch says he admires loyalty. It was never about race.
>he's annoyed that he's a blue dude
He's upset that he died. The realization that hits him when he looks at his blue face in the mirror is that colonel Miles Quaritch FUCKING DIED. It was about his mortality, not racism.
Your view of his character is not defined by the films but by the meme image that got posted here for years
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>>216741589
The same meme image I thought was fucking retarded because it overemphasised Quartich's hatred of the blues?
Yeah that thing sucked. He never said any of that shit, don't you go projecting shit onto me because of other retards.
>How does it feel to betray your own race, Sully?
*Jake hisses*
*Quaritch looks absolutely disgusted*
>You think you're one of them? Time to wake up
Because he can't understand why this guy went native to the literal savages. It's why he initiated the bombing campaign when Selfridge tried to stop him from doing so; because he doesn't care about the dirty natives whilst Selfridge was concerned with optics and blasting native kids.
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>>216741633
I see, so you're going to ignore everything I said about loyalty. I suppose when you do that, it doesn't exist anymore.
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>>216741678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JEbbihUCLw
Not at all, loyalty is definitely a part of it, but Quaritch sees the Na'vi as nothing more than a threat. He wants to nuke them so the dirty savages don't ever want to fuck with the RDA again knowing the sort of damage they could inflict.
These are not the actions of a man that cares for the native population nor wants anything to do with them.
In the second film he subjugates entire fishing villages and has a bunch of them and their precious animals shot because he cares that little for them.
By the time the third film rolls around he's still firmly on-side with humanity not only because of his loyalty to home but because he still thinks these tribal people aren't worth the time, hence why Jake still spends every moment of downtime going 'Bro you have to SEE you have to understand'.
It's why it felt so jarring to see him switch up so fast. They rushed the hell out of it. All they had to do was get Jake to show Quaritch the literal fuarking afterlife now that he's also blue and it would have been the perfect justification for his fall from humanity.
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>>216741494
>Are you joking? He literally has his epic fight with Jake at the end of the first film calling him a race traitor and laments that Jake thinks he's a blue alien.
NTA, but people have to remember it already: ReQuaritch IS NOT Colonel Miles Quaritch
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>>216741831
Of course not, but he thinks he still is that Quartich.
Jake brings up the point in the third film and that for some reason is something of a removal of the lynchpin holding Quaritch to his human allegiance which is really fucking shaky justification.
'Just forget about being human, you're not him anyway' isn't much of a reason to a man who's idea of being a person was a life of military doctrine.
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>>216735572
incorrect
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>>216741884
>but he thinks he still is that Quartich.
But he says he's not



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