Kepler-22b Zosia edish
>>216731266Plurb sex
Pluribussy
the show is slow but so was breaking badwhats happening is its budget constraints sorry to tell youso what you get instead of plot moving is people switching alegiances for at least 1 season, zosia will probably die, or manuso
>>216731266I pointed this shit out 3 threads ago that this show is based on a Rick and Morty episode, you fucking stole my idea. Asshole.
the hive is evilit lets people die in "accidents" so that it can eat them
>>216731339To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty.To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
>>216731339I shitposted about it 15 minutes after the pilot ended.
CAROL IS EXTREMELY CUTE AND PRETTY!
did she ask if zosia was a lez before the joining?
>Manousos is so autistically moral that he demands itemized receipts and keeping track of what resources he uses so he can make good on it when people go back to normal He obviously isn’t going to be willing to kill anyone either than right? I don’t understand what the tension is going to be. Carol obviously still hasn’t “switched sides” either. She’s not going to tell him to fuck off because she got to lez out with one of the alien hypnotized people. They’ll get together, discuss how neither of them have above a midwit IQ and have no real plan to do anything realistically, season end? Nice one Vincent.
>>216731373It is very cute how Carol gets a slight lisp when she is excited
>>216731373Unironically this. She still got it.
>>216731403Carol will teach Manchurros how to love and they will all live happily ever after.
>>216731373>>216731442Ashley fires, trust me.
I think it's some kind of cosmic eco terrorism virus that makes sentient life starve themselves to save the natural environment. it infects a world, makes them all hivemind and can't kill anything, then they build an antenna to broadcast the message and starve. it was made by something that thought sentient life was cancer.
>>216731373She's not as cute as my gypsy wife Zosia. Also why is Twitter calling this show yuribus?
>>216731479Uh based
>>216731403Anon we learned how they communicate and Manousos knows the radio frequency. They'll hatch a plan to block their communication.
>>216731479
>>216731339>3 threads agopeople here pointed that out after the first episode. it's not a deep observation, there haven't been many explorations of a hivemind in media outside of books. there's rick and morty and one off episodes in star trek or whatever, that's basically it
they are going to turn zosia back to normal, that's gonna be the season cliffhanger.
>>216731511Woah this sounds like intense TV>okay lets block the radio signal>carol please don’t do this:(>I have to, to save the human race>okay we can’t do anything about it or to you so I guess we’ll just leave like before>NEXT TIME ON S2Truly the most epic season finale of any show, maybe ever? The stakes are mindblowingly intense.
Can't wait to see the episode where drunk russian/ukranian generals are emerging from the underground bunker wearing a hazmat suit and starting going on the rampage against the hive.
>>216731540If we're counting cartoons there's kids next door/billy and mandy
we need the fishtank 5 trailer to drop asap or we all turn into plurbs after having watched this entire shit show season
>>216731575there has to be some holdouts like on submarines and shit. they can stay underwater forever
>>216731572weeping, plotfag?
>>216731575>emerging from the underground bunkerthat's the russians. the ukrainians are the ones who stay underground 40 miles away killing 1000 russians a day with drones.
hello my plurbs
Manousos is a based capitalist chad lmao nigga refuses to stop valuing money and private property even after the end of the world.
>>216731575Can't wait for the mexican cartels to show up. There hasn't been a Vince show where he doesn't bring in the cartels when the plot becomes too slow.
>>216731572sarcasm
>>216731479Yeah, pretty sure this is exactly where the show is going. They gonna build the antenna, secure the translation for a very long time and kill themselves immidiatelly after. Or something very similar.
>>216731296>Carol is a rapist like Koumba nowPluribros...
>>216731511>>216731547>Manousos and the gang was successful in stopping the signal>all they had to do was broadcast in whatever frequency they found>it's probably some shitty music that Vince liked>time skip>Carol was initially hailed a hero until people started complaining about what happened to Zosia>world started to vilify Carol because of what she did to Zosia>book boycott>Carol is contacted by the hivemind cult>want to go back to being a hivemind>to be continued...
God I wish Zosia were real and she could suck my dick just like my dad used to
>>216731633A manousos always pays his debts.
>>216731651they don't even need to kill themselves immediately they will just starve in a decade
>>216731659you're not funny, don't try to be
>>216731298Could a live action Pluribussy movie work?
>>216731651Sounds about right for a virus' behaviour>make a way to infect new hosts then kill the current one, slowly or fast, whichever best
>>216731344why do you think they removed caros breathalyzer
>>216731373in the few first minutes of the episode i was thinking about how hot she was better call saul and how hagged up she is nowbut during the eipsode she was hot again
>>216731658Actually this is the best way to do it and how to save the show. Let them solve the hive mind relatively quickly and rapidly and then explore the aftermath of it or a scenario where it only partially works to some extent etc. if they don’t go this route the show is truly doomed
>>216731298Tangerine
>>216731572>okay we can’t do anything about it or to you so I guess we’ll just leave like beforeRember episode 1? They likely killed the US President/purged the military through violence
>>216731716Killing the host is actually a bad survival strategy for a virus. That's why deadly viruses tend to grow more mild over time.
is it out yet, where is gofile?
>>216731763>Remember episode 1?>it had my head cannon happen off screen without ever mentioning it or hinting at it in the show
>>216731266Vince just called us dumb
Could Riker beat the Plurbs at poker? He's beaten Data
>>216731651they will kill themselves to fuel the signal
>>216731797It's pronounced Data, not Data
Carol is a rapist
Manousos will build one of these to jam the plurbing
>>216731788This season is awesome
>>216731795what does the show gain by forcing us to be patient? why make something for patient people?
>>216731331>the show is slow but so was breaking badno it motherfucking wasn't >whats happening is its budget constraints sorry to tell youtheir budget is 15,000,000 per episode
>>216731795still a retarded slow show with nothing happening
>>216731852Character studies and world building. Also pretty cinematography.Vince obviously cares more about character than the actual story.
>>216731595
>>216731852Because he can. Apple basically gave him a blank check and little to no restraints, he's doing what he feels like.
>>216731266The season is going to end with Zosia being pregnant with Manousos and Carol's child and teevee will seethe
>excited to read something newI had a hunch the hivemind couldn't create something new.
>>216731915couldn't? why would they need to?
>>216731909I think it would be funny if it's the other immunes who figure out how to unplurb everyone.
>>216731846Nice Meshtastic unit you have, anon. I would like to buy a one like this for myself.
>>216731932to build a BETTER antenna
>>216731846Yeah some radiowave blocker will be used next season
>>216731915It can. It created a way to infect the immunes if they consent to it.But why would it write a book for itself to read? It already knows the story by the time it's written so there's not much excitement in reading it.
Why doesn't Carol try wrapping one of them in tinfoil or something to cut off their communication? Lock them inside a container idk.
>>216731933I still think that chinese guy is gonna figure it out quietly and without fanfare while Carol is bumbling around and distracting everyone.
>>216731743Yeah turns it out it was the makeup and lighting and clothing and hair.
>>216731373She is old.
ExxonMobil, Chevron, and ConocoPhillips save the day with pollution.Beautiful clean coal, and everybody clapped!
>>216731956She's a humanities student not a STEM autist. All she knows is writing romance novels and have lesbian sex.
>>216731932Well they can, but it wouldn't be novel nor surprising to them. And they don't need it, but the novelty would surely feel great.
>>216731993I mean I'm also a humanities fag and I still know about EM fields.
>>216731956She hasn't figured out it is electromagnetic until the last episode, because she is a little retarded. Maybe she will connect the dots when Mano shows up.
>>216731956Yeah, just kiddenly put tinfoil hat on Zosia just in case.
>>216731956it's not how you do it retard
what did Vince mean by this?
>>216731956sorry little bro, it's like gravity.can't block it out
Told you that Plurbs would start building an antenna to spread their contagion.
>>216732046I wonder if he's maybe possibly a David Lynch fan
>>216731893fuck you klaus suck my dick
>mfw "Decide Carol: The girl or the world?">*crying pause*>"The world">Manousos shoots Zosia in the face.>credits
>>216732046>>216732141Lynch is far superior at wasting time though. His meandering bullshit works much better.
>Make new scifi show>come up with interesting premise>sell it to apple>get paid 15 million per episode>spend months coming up with script>film in locations around the world>air 9 episodes>make entire show proving a point how its okay to rape if you are a white womandid they not see this coming?
>>216728915>>216728889>>216729321>>216728775>getting baited by the Decision to Share Info Pause thats happened a dozen times at this pointrly dog?
>>216732535https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-A9oWykmb0
He's literally me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ai_Vd6ftHI
>>216731575that would break the title of the showthere can only be 13
>>216731266Pit status?
>>216732802imagine the smell
>>216732679For me, it's Cuentan Que El by Whitehouse.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvrqertQxe8
>me, an above average intelligence human who doesnt fry his synapses in dopamine apps>episodes of pluribus fly by like a rocket ship>you, a low intelligence self diagnosed adhd subhuman>episodes of pluribus are like watching paint dry on a melting glacier while also watching a pan in Too Old To Die Young
>Manousos turn on the signal>Zosia started dying >we need to stop this>no>they're dying>they're already dead>please>you want to save the girl or the world>Zosia continues to suffer>she takes the shotgun and points it at Manousos>he refuse to stop the radio signal>she shoots killing him>stops the signal and Zosia is okayIf the leak was correct one of the 13 till be murdered by one of the unjoined.
>>216731266look at these dykes
>>216732762bro finished the episode
>>216732922Manousos' own stupidity lead to this, he could have been there in a day yet it took him 2 fucking almost 3 months to get from hit 3rd world shithole to Albuquerque.
>>216732920checkovs shotgun is cringenow checkhovs theragun....
>>216732920It's gonna end at him saying the girl or the world and we'll wait 2 1/2 years to find out the conclusion to that scene
Why didn't Manousos just get a boat instead of trying to go through the Darien gap
>>216731636manu was run out of colombia by a cartel will be it
New preview just dropped:https://x.com/AppleTV/status/2002175552065614141
>>216732967His boating licence isn't current
>some takes were too hot
So are spastics are retards turned into geniuses immediately after being plurbed? Will they still talk and walk funny or does it fix their brains?
Even if the finale is good this pacing in the middle was just unacceptable
>>216732967he only realized he should boat after burning his car and couldnt afford a boat and without his car doesnt have the collateral for a loan... you have to work within the financial limitations set upon ou by capitalism or youre not a real human you see...
does carol still have the gun or did she leave it in the cop car?
>>216733019MERRY PLURBMAS
WHERE IS THE FUCKING LINK
>>216731712Paris Hilton is more interesting than the woman that draws that comic, as well as her comic. And pop culture actively ignored Hilton and all the other empty rich people of yesteryear. Learn to ignore the baity reddit trash equivalent of today by not reposting their comics and social media content.
>>216731795TRUST VINCE
>>216733019Why the fuck would you release on christmas eve?
>>216731795tl;dr - can someone summarise in 3 words please?
So the ending will be some new unplurbed character they didn't know about showing up, right?And S2E1 opens with their backstory.
Is this Yuri?
>>216731266DA JAAACKET
>>216733170nothing fucking happens
>>216733208Yes there's kissing and even hand-holding so be sure to shield your eyes
>>216733170you are dumb
>>216733438thats four
Rowdy sex reverses the plurbening, just as strong emotions reversed the happy plants in that ST OS episode. Kirk and Spock have a great fight and Spock isn't a happy camper anymore.
How long did it take the signal to reach earth? Does it travel at the speed of light?
>>216731266>all those moans from rheathey don't need to be acting that hard
>>216733498she isn't. how do you think she ever got work in the first place?Rhea is a massive turboslut and a huge squirter as well.
>>216733498Imagine just how violently and how many times Vince masturbated to this scene
I can't stop thinking about how much better this show would be if it was just an alternate universe Breaking Bad storyline instead. Just think about it - Jesse and Walter are some of the few unplurbbed individuals.W: "Jesse, what the hell are you doing?"J: "Ayo, live it up a little mister white. Like, I know your wife and kid are dead and all and that totally sucks but like...you can't bring them back. Don't you have like, a girl of your dreams or something? You know they can bring you any girl you want, right?"Plurb girls: "Anyone you want, king Jay~"W: *Side eyes Jesse*J: "Eheh...eh...uh, yea like, I told them to call me that as like a joke haha. You girls are funny."W: "Jesse, they're trying to make you into one of them."J: "Oh yeah, no worries mister White. Like it's all good. I already asked and like - they can't make us into one of them without our constint or something like that. Like they need our stem cells and shit."W: "...Stem cells?...Jesse...please tell me you and them aren't..."J: "Yo, I know I know, but like, I asked them before and they totally said it was cool with them so like we aren't doin anything wr-"W: "THEY NEED YOUR STEM CELLS, AND YOUU'RE GIVING THEM YOUR SPERM?"J: *worried look* "I...is that a problem?..."-CREDITS=FUCK
>>216733498No homo but, I want a Breaking Bad fanfic where Walt fucks Jesse.
>>216733539it would be better if it happened on grove street
>>216733539Vince isn't capable of producing this kind of kino anymore.
>>216733539Why wouldn't Walt not want the world to fucking cure his cancer?
>>216733561it should read "POOLS CLOSED"
>>216731636Manousos was in Paraguay and traveled all the way through South America with no issue. The closest thing to the Cartel would be the Darien Gap.
>>216733591His family is fucking dead, why would he care about his cancer anymore? In this universe he's just dead set on fixing the world before his cancer does him in.
Are Skyler and Holly plurbs?here's Holly irl:
>>216733494>How long did it take the signal to reach earth?About 500 years>Does it travel at the speed of light?Yes. All EM radiation does
>>216731403>Manos thinks human rules still apply>immigrates illegallyBV
>>216731797Depends how many Plurbs he's playing.If it's like Riker vs. 4, they would automatically know which cards are out of play in Riker's hand by looking at and combining their own hands.1v1 he could win, since 24th century poker techniques are obviously better than even the best 21st century players.
>>216731266rhea arms
>>216733160Everyone with a decent job is on break and sitting at home. Why not?
>Carol you have a visitor
>>216733635>50 years old>doesn't have that flap under her armsImpressive, I saw an episode where Monica was worried about that flap at 30.
>>216733635her pit game is great for a woman in her mid 50s
>without our constint or something like that
Saul is still in prison and is the only inmate who isn't plurbed. he has the chance to leave but chooses to stay as the other inmates treat him like a king.
>>216733539Keke not bad anon
Bravo!
>>216733646I'm having dinner with the family like many others
>>216733775Watch plurb with the family. Better than whatever else you'd be talking about.
>>216733520>Rhea is a massive turboslutmany are saying this
Who make Rhea squirt the hardest in her life?
>>216733812Are these two gonna start doing that creepy pseudo lesbo shit like those two weirdos from that Wicked movies?
>>216733831One of the old repressed dykes at her conversion camp.
>>216731595needs more puppy play
Are these conversion camps even real? So far it feels like some sort of shitty lesbian fanfic. I've been to Christian camp and they reminded us not to go homo but they're not going to force you to stop being a fag.
>>216733539keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>216733883I think it's ironic how, after all of Carol's trauma and complaining about being forced to go to conversion camp, she won't respect Zosia's new pronouns.
I think this was true first good episode of the show so far. Needed more of The Man though.
Okay but why would pirate lady be the one to initiate and go for a kiss first? Without knowing that Carol would consent to it? They might assume Carol would reciprocate, but they're cut off from her thoughts and emotions, so it's still a total unknown for the hivemind. Everything they do is driven by their biological imperative, so how does lezzing out help them? Is it meant to insinuate that this was her individual desire breaking through?
>>216733997The hivemind is a decentralized human operating on the same heuristics that any regular person would, but in theory with higher precision.
>>216733997filtered
>>216733997They don't actually care about consent. Didn't ask the janny before they smooched him- I can see why they'd jump the gun on kissing Carol since they seemingly have a similar biological compulsion to please her.
>>216733997Oh, but Carol did consent to it.
why the fuck is the plurb thread a rick and morty image no wonder i kept ignoring it, repostingWhy did they empty the gas station of everything but lotto tickets, cigarettes, and fireworks?I love Rhea but the singing the first half of episode 7 really grated on me. Might've been the song choices
>>216734040bruh
>>216734040>hivemind autistically uses this as a loophole to convert carolbravo vince...
>>216733997They know shes gay and knows how she behaves by being every girl or guy carol has ever been with. And they wanna make her happy and know shes lonely.
>>216731266>Bob has a feet fetish>Peter Gould has a feet fetish>Vince has a sleeping fetish
>>216734101Vince also has a feet fetish
>>216733997I think the plurb has come round to the idea that Carol is lonely so the best way to make her happy is to larp as a normal human individual. It's not a lie, and Carol herself asked it to use singular pronouns, so it's just leaning in on what she's already implied she wants.
>>216733625He doesn't really care about his family. He cares about recognition and admiration. It would be interesting to see how Walt handles the plurbening. I think he'll try to reverse the plurbing because that would make him a hero
>>216734101Bro, let her cook!
>>216733763
can the amalgamation of every brilliant mind on the planet with unlimited resources find the cure for cancer?
post plurbisode ratings
>>216734294They can certainly find cure(s) for cancer(s)Cancer isn't one thing, its a common symptom of many different failure modes.
>>2167343072. all the way down. I'll be here next week for another 2.
>>216734294No, but if the tumor drops of its own accord, they can eat it and be grateful for it.
>>216734307>the drop in number of ratings after episode 7
>>216734307Why is The Gape the lowest?
>>216734307These ratings doesn't make any sense.
>>216734415nigga the episode just came out
>>216734440It's simple. The aggressively, religiously optimistic shills drop away after the first couple episodes and real general consensus takes over.
at least it's not as shit as Breaking Bad
>>216731595Any word on this shit?
>>216734435snoozefest nothingburger episode (more than usual)
>>216731915I don't understand where you fucks got "can't create something new" from "we can't wait for something new to read!!!"
Now that the dust has settled and let's just forget about Carol for a moment. You're an immune, would you let humanity go extinct for 10 years with her?
>>216734294Bro they could quickly find a way to reverse engineer photosynthesis if they wanted to.But instead they slurp dead people
>>216734495cutefest prettyburger episode (more than usual)
>>216732535Oh fuck you asshole
>>216734517They could make straw edible with cellulase. Just the writers don't know that.
Rhea Seehorn isn't a very good actress, no offense
>>216734509No.But this is what I would do in the plurb situation. Ask the hive to find psychoactive compounds which induce calm, submissive tendencies in males. Then have women run this compound on their feet. Then I have them set up an elaborate roleplay reality in the city I live in, a femdom world where women's produce pheromones which psychologically dominate men. Pheromonal potency peaks between 40-50. Then I live out my life under the toes of hags.
>>216734509Only before she bogged herself
>>216734440Mine? It's not hard to understand. I basically value interactions between characters and the MC trying to figure stuff out. The less there is of that the lower my score.ep7 has great cinematography bc honestly that 4 is generous
>>216734590she is very good and very cute and pretty
>>216734509Shes carols wife now sorry anon you cant have her. Literally specifically selected out of 7 billion people to mate with her.
>>216731993You made me giggle thank you anon
>>216734509Wait what happens after 10 years?
OH MY GOD THIS SHIT FUCKING SUCKS ASS
Guys is Bear Jordan a very good boy or are the plurbs lying?
>>216734630o ok i dident kno that thx
>>216734606based...
>>216731795you need a high iq to actually get rick and morty desu
>>216731266Was this hot?
>>216733494>does light travel at the speed of light
>>216733494Yeh, Radio waves are a specific kind of light.
So wait, all of a sudden the Peruvian guy is in at the border of Mexico? Yet we didn't see ANY of his stuff after the hospital? I turned it off right after that. This is such shit writing.
>>216731795Oh no, Vince now the fans you will get will be insufferable cunts acting suppeir because they consumed some apple tv entertainment every week. You want fans who are chill.
>>216734824her moans were hot
>I will only merge if I get to creampie a 12 yr old brookshields no exeptions.Checkmate plurbs.
>>216734764He seemed good t. knower of dogs
test
>>216732046Wow look how bland lifeless the left looks.
>I can only make a good show if its slow and somewhat dull, no you're tikrok brained if you want to be entertained.Can we go back to the 60s-70s. Slow paced but exciting shows for all, the writers took their time but also wanted to entertain. Now its a gimmick becasue most writers are afraid the audience will get bored after the first episode. And they're correct, we're bored becasue none you hacks can write a compelling show.
Would you fall in love with the plurb like Carol did?
>>216733498Can you force a plurb to masturbate in front of you?
>>216733997Calculated risk, there was a chance she would spazz out but much more likely she would be into it and it'd defuse the situation.
>>216735123Probably, I'm pretty starved for affection.I think I'd get over my shame response eventually.
>>216734294Mutltiple cancers and its always mutating, their is no cure.
which one of you is this?
>>216731331>but so was breaking badbreaking bad immediately throws walt and jessie into a gruesome point of no return with disposing of bodies and murder in the second episode. it started very fast.
Bravo bince
>>216735215Do people really think Carol is particularly rude or abrasive? She just seems to be your average slightly angry at her own situation person.
>>216735215>-7what is wrong with redditors, he's just stating a factual opinion, why do they defend rapists as long as they are lgbt women
>>216734824>I'll definitely get that emmy now!
the plurbs being able to beat carol at spit and croquet and even "jokingly" telling her she sucks at the latter is proof they're mutating/evolving and overcoming their previous limitationswhich also makes me think the new chapter carol showed them sucked (which would make sense since she wrote it in only a couple of days) and they were able to just lie about it
>>216735215Reddit actually thinks fucking the plurbs is rape? I thought that was a joke
>>216734063They don't need them so they don't waste the weight moving them. Fireworks could have been dangerous to leave behind though.
Carol is not a rapist. She was groomed. She had no choice. Women cannot consent.
>>216735344Carol laughs. Shes in a good mood for a change and the plurbs are aware and know how to make her laugh and know its the right time. She likes playful ribbing. Theyre not breaking their programming
Pretty hilarious how the "satellite dish the size of Africa" theory, which was always obviously correct, has now been proven correct.
>>216735364kouma is not the same how? because his idea of being groomed wasn't being a yasss dyke
>>216734063Food expires. They only kept restocking the one supermarket that likes near her home. Though technically they never showed us if they kept doing it after leaving the city. I assume they would spy on her with the drones and if sleeping get in and stack. Could have had a funny scene of her trying to catch them restocking it.
Based on the synopsis Manousos will give Carol an ultimatum: ditch the skinwalker. So instead of doing it she decides to go to a fucking fallout shelter in Montana deep underground where Zosia will lose communication with the hive. This is an exercise in futility, Zosia the person isn't going to love her. They don't even know what the fuck a lesbian is in Morocco. Zosia is going to freak knowing what Carol did to her.
plurbsisters... only 1 more episode of boring trash before we can no longer pretend this show is good.... im scared
>>216735243Show would have been a lot better with Naomi Watts instead of Rhea
>>216735364To what end? You think carol liking the plurbs will get her to give up her humanity? Didn't happen to mr vegas. Im sure if given a choice millions of people would be fine just hanging out and fucking plurbs without ever wanting to get plurbed.
>>216735381is also all but confirms the fact that the aliens were just infected themselves and trying to "share their gift" since that's the plan of our plurbshopefully this will shut up the people expecting a hostile takeover for good (although they're all so brainrotted they probably gave up after last episode)
>>21673512160-70s when everything was episodic?
>>216731339You understand hive minds in science fiction was around a lot longer than Rick & Morty, right? It preceded the Borg by quite a bit, too.For that matter, sending a signal that induces massive societal change, causing the civilization to start sending out signals to other worlds also predates this by quite some time.There was a story, I can't remember the name, where humanity finds an ancient, buried crystal about 2 feet long, scrapes off the crud, and sees a bunch of people looking back.They give them tech and tell them how the universe is, and convinces humanity to build these crystals and populate them and cannon them out into the universe.Then humanity finds another, then another, then another. The entities in these other say the first one is full of shit, they all mutually say the others are full of shit.Lots of fun!
>>216735435The idea that it was sent to earth from a planet that wasn't the source and was just infected, i didn't think about till this episode for some reason. Thats a neat idea and really fucks up the invasion thing which i was thinking about. But still, where is this going? Whats it building twoards? Cant just be eventually they're all plurbed the end. Or the plurbs glitch out and they all die. Something big has to happen. Maybe Carol finds a way to fuck with the pluribs brain waves with mantibotus or whatever and then they screwsl it up and now they're all hostile and now Carol's fighting off a planet wide zombie invasion or whatever
>>216735472Yes binge watching is cancer and killed the industry.
>>216733022kek
I want a dead space show with the same pacing.
>>216735538>with the same pacing.as pluribus? you could just watch an idle animation from the game for 50 minutes once a week
>>216735481Contact touched on sending a signal. The government people were much more cynical than Ellie. "They detect a civilization and fax down these plans. We build the thing and out pours the entire Vegan army.""Why even risk the manpower?""Right. They fax down these plans, we build it and blow ourselves to kindom come."Vernor Vinge's A Fire Upon The Deep touches on this, insofar as some transcendent minds were entire civilizations, the brainpower goes all the way up to 11 in that universe.
where's the new episode?
>>216735584Have you tried looking for it nigger?
I just want more Carol's feet close ups and is peak tv
why did they have to confirm that they're all awarethen have carol rape zosiado these writers sit in a room and even lay out the dialog and actionsor they go oh well we will just have them choose a board game for 8 minutes
>>216735740Aww honey, maybe this show is not for you. May we recommend IT: Welcome to Derry? Or Stranger Things?
threadly reminder that the core audience for this show is white, American females aged 35-54
>>216735740>rape zosiaZosia's there, and fully agrees with it.
>>216735759No I am going to stick with itthere's rape every episodebut that's the whole point of cosmic horror
>>216735762Why would white women like a show about lesbians?
>>216735772>Zosia's there, and fully agrees with it.what ever makes you sleep better at night, they don't have free will anymore.
>>216731266Cujlm
>>216735806>isolate her>emotionally manipulate her>charm offensive>gets her drunk>kisses her>pressure her to have sex>???>next day: say said girl raped youBravo anon you cracked the case.
>>216735759Get in the hivemind, Carol
>everything that happens in this show according to reddit is either rape, manipulation, or heckin Vrabo Bince 5D chessIs this how they see the real world? Endless layers of people trying to take advantage of them and things that are more complex than they really are?
When all the underage plerbs gets disconnected from the hivemind, they still will remember Carol playing with Zosia's ass with her strap on? That sounds like rape to me
>>216735806So now that their behavior is governed by the virus they no longer have free will, as opposed to before when their behavior was governed by neurotransmitters and other brain chemicals? We've always been machines bro.
>>216734307I've unironically rewatched all the episodes multiple times, but I can't with ep 1. It's not as fun as all the others.
>>216735870Is this you? Stop going to Reddit.
>>216735850Its hard to watch.Will have to talk about it with my therapist.I am a strong independent jewish woman though.
>>216735889Excuse me.Excuse me.You do not watch the show.
>>216735889They are part of one big happy whole.In fact, it would be mighty tedious if they just turned it into a dictatorship.>>216735889>So now that their behavior is governed by the virus they no longer have free will,Free will is the freedom to do what you want. They all agree on what they want to do. There is no conflict, no rape here. You might have a case with the original takeover, but the "rape" argument has nothing to do with that.
NONONONONONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>216735879Remembering something that happened to someone else isn't rape
>>216734461but the general consensus is full of actual retards
Evil fucking show
>>216735908>FuriousAnimeManI can buy that there are /tv/fags who go there to bait them only to find that redditors swallow that shit hook line and sinker
>>216735908kek that last one has to be bait
>>216735988Really? I quite liked this episode.
>>216736020I didn't watch the review, it was just some moron with a fauxhawk.
>>216735988>Someone has loving, tender, romantic sex.>Worst...episode...ever.
>>216735889
>>216736063Do you think she used the knowledge of those bulldykes that has unexplainable super hot girlfriends secret techniques?
I'm tired of cliffhanging bullshit. All TV shows are just strings of cliffhangers. KILL YOURSELF
>>216736098You ever read a chapter book before, anon?
>>216736121I don't have to wait 1 week for the next chapter
>>216735123I'd be scrolling through imdb and doordashing actress plurbs for orgies every night.
>>216732046who's the zosia on the left
What if Carol manages to unplurb Zosia with the power of love?
>>216736160Well, negative emotions affect them greatly. What is positive ones do too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5dCqf_NKwcSo a few backstory about Manousos:>had to abandon Columbia due to Cartels>doesn't have much personal property besides the car>father killed by the Cartels>hates corruption>hates politicians >mother abandoned him
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>>216736098None of the episodes aside from the milk one had cliffhangers. It was all predictable.
>>216736217I hate interviews so much.
>>216736258but why?
>>216736121Have you? Unless you read slop, most chapters don't end in cliffhangers.
>>216733886mfw shoopy shoop shoop
>>216736246The last episode ends on a cliffhanger
>>216734440It makes perfect sense when you realize that the average mouth-rbreathing IMDB faggot only rates episodes on plot development and nothing else.
>>216736369Manousos coming to visit is not a cliffhanger. They'll talk about what they've learned and disagree about how to move forward because Carol has grown attached to a plurbette. The season climax will either be an unplurbed Zosia (they found a middle ground/solution) or Manousos kills Zosia
>>216736292It depends on your definition of a cliffhanger, but most chapters and most tv show episodes will end on a note that compel you to watch more to find out what happens. Don't be a retard.
>>216735806All their individual consciousness are GONE. theyre all mixed together like one giant bowl of sand from a billion different sources. Their bodies are shells for that giant bowl. This rape concept assumes their individual consciousness still in there trapped and can come back. But they are gone. Its one consciousness now. And if that consents, it consents for the entire planet.
i don't get why they made this a TV show instead of a film
>>216736532Nobody makes small films anymore
manousos is not the hero we deserve, but the one we need right now
>>216736512you assume those are gone, what if they are not gone, but supressed?, a individual consciousness watching in the back of the mind how the over-consciousness controls the body. Like the end of Jhon Malcovich. In that case those jailed consciousness are getting raped by diabeto, millions of virgin little girls mind-deflorated by Diabetus, lucky guy.
>>216736940Bump
What's up with these weird captchas?
>>216737162Plurbs can't solve them
Christmas finalehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ls4uv6vNP0
Why is everyone in such a rush
