The Rastafarian Android edition. Previously on trek >>216699628
star trek sex with shran
>>216738475Star Trek, relaciones sexuales con Señor Shran.
Comandante, hábleme de sus órganos sexuales.
Señor Picard, quiero ser humano.
I wouldn't say anything. I listen to them aquire profit. And thats what no one did.
>I can do anything I want
>>216737013Yes, and literally everyone ITT knows that, newbie.
>Computer. Redact that entire log.
>>216740036>everyone ITT knows thatNo one know why they introduced Naomi Wildman though.
>>216740058For the very large crossover between Trek fans and pedos, obviously.
>3pm in India>here comes the LD schizo who hates Trek with his cross-thread repliesTough day at the call center, saar?
>>216740237Just following the lead of the oldtrek geezer seether that reports on posts from 2024. >>216615224https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/216596512#216615224
>doesn't even deny it
>>216740106Are you denying there's a very large crossover between Trek fans and pedos, in defiance of the evidence? Why don't you embrace it? You're not embarrassed by the people whose company you keep, are you?
>>216740359Wouldn't Indians in call centers be working on American time? Or did you miss that subtle point?
>>216740381kek you seem like an indian expert to me LD trannydo you drive one of those little rickshaws like fred flintstone with your feet sticking out the bottom
>>216740395Your schizo delusions are not evidence. They are, in fact, quite racist.
>>216740452Yeah, you've made some pretty un-Treklike anti-trans comments yourselves, LD tranny.Yabba dabba don't do that.
Why are there two /trek/ threads in the general?
What the fuck was this guy's problem?
>>216740474wat?
>>216741748as in >>216699628
>>216741800that was the previous thread, first day?
>>216741880What fuck you say?
>>216741909I said first day? this is commonly asked here when someone shows they have no clue how this site works, like you just did, so is it your first day on 4chan?
>>216741880The previous thread wasn't autosaging yet, dumbass. First day?
>>216742295it was over 300 posts you dumb shit, if he didn't do it theirs a chance some nu-trek faggot would make one, so again, first day?
star trek bondage with Picard
>>216742571Ha! You admit you live in fear of nuTrek-themed threads! What's it like to live in fear? KWAB
>>216743370So you wish to complete your self-own, do you?
It's all so tiresome at this point.
>>216743426I agree. So when will you stop being a self-owning moron? You'd never get accepted into Starfleet. You wouldn't even qualify to be a sanitation technician in a remote colony.
>>216743476F*ck yeah transsister you show those chuds!
>>216743370>>216743426just ignore the lonely retard guys
Your threadly reminder that Star Trek is optimistic, wholesome, hopeful, and utopian, therefore seething about other people's opinions, and pretending your subjective tastes are objective, is completely counter to the spirit of Trek, and implies you're not really a fan.
Freshman Orientation continues for the cadets of the new hit series Star Trek: Starfleet Academy. Today's reels include:Bella Shepard as cadet Genesis Lythe. An admiral's daughter, a Dar-Sha determined to forge her own path, a complex, strong, yet vulnerable character exploring themes of perfection and self-discovery.So, she's the show's Beckett Mariner. Every Trek needs a scrappy underdog.
>>216743603I don't think you'll ever get through to the nu-trek faggot he's so bitter and hateful he could never act in a wholesome or optimistic manner
>>216738562this gluron looks like he lives three hours south of deedle
I can't solve the new Captcha.
>>216744201its a christmas miricle
>>216744201git good
>>216744201Did Kevin get custody of your spatial reasoning in the divorce?
>>216744365
Does /trek/ even lift?
>>216744510no thats for faggots, I work for a living
>>216744510
>>216743706It's even less likely this will get through to the oldtrek geezer seethers. That's how they earned their name, after all.
>>216744510No, I don't want to be in a stinky gym with a bunch of sweaty men, followed by a group shower. Seems kind of gay.
>>216744201I didn't understand what sort of people were afraid they were going to be replaced by AI. Thank you for enlightening me.
>>216740473How can someone be "anti-trans" and "tranny"? In the same sentence, no less. Even by the low standards of oldtrek geezer seethers, you've attained a new level of stupid.
>>216744933Uh oh! Smelly poop!
>>216744858ah there's that bitter hatefulness we've all come to know so well
>>216745051Your lack of self-awareness has become hilarious.
>>216745112oh and the repeating back whats been said you because you can never think of anything original can't forget that
>>216745138>whats been said youilliterateopinion discarded
>>216745152bitter hateful and as unoriginal as ever, quintessential nu-trek.
>>216743692how did the makeup crew get her lips to do that?
>>216740913you have to remember that during this era warpdrives were relatively rare so it wasnt okay to just let one of your officers take one for personal business
>>216745237No SFX. She's just a young biological female.
>>216745558what a freak
>>216744885>he can't afford a based home gym with artisanal butt plugs for nephilim
>>216738475damn, this nigga sure is handsome.
>>216745194Nice false flag, nu-troon, but we're on to you. We know the real score because we attended the Shadow President's Shadow Daily Shadow Briefing.
worst character of all trek
>>216743692>So, she's the show's Beckett Mariner. Every Trek needs a scrappy underdog.t.
>>216745729she looks like the smokes dirt and snorts teeth down in deepton, under deedle
>>216743692>Hey you know the only halfway attractive woman we've cast on the show? Let's be sure to hide her under prosthetics
*sashayly prances into /trek*
>>216745712don't try and conflate me with the toontroon, I'm president of the incel council which supersedes the shadow council
>>216745755Based, fuck you chud
>>216745558her face looks like she wieghs 300 pounds. i think we might be in for a tilly situation
>>216745763so unfunny–ACK I'M HAVING AN ARRHYTHMIA
Uh oh! Becky had a stinky! Stinky poo poo hehe!
>>216745755On the upcoming new hit series Star Trek: Starfleet Academy, Bella is hot, Zoe is hot squared and Parry will fill out the cast with the usual hot young Canadian extras. They're going to have the best looking Trek cast ever.
>>216745859Beefers is dealing with her trauma in healthy ways.
>>216745853we don't need constant updates on your mental and physical deterioration, you are already being monitored by both the shadow and incel councils
>>216745899>Parrymore like FAGAMOUNT MINNIE
I promise myself I wouldn't cry at Star Trek: Strange New Worlds ending. And I won't.But I seem to have developed a leak in my optical dilithium chambers.
>>216746045>Spock in long hair in some gay Marvel looking space suitYep, it's Nu Trek alright
>>216746045cute dog
>>216746045It's seeing Runa in Pike's lap that's a phaser hit to the heart.
>>216746002its the iguana for me
>>216746114Yes. It's very sad when a show wraps up and they have to kill the dog afterward to ensure ratings.
>>216746045tears of joy this dogshit is finally over? can't say I was ever invested enough to care but ok.
>>216746045These "people" should be killed
>>216746045
Does anybody have links to the Dukat slopera?
>>216746566Dukat Did Nothing Wrong: The Album https://vocaroo.com/19NwWEu1CNzc Dukat Did Nothing Wronghttps://vocaroo.com/1aadoG5fCgdL Dukat Did Nothing Wrong (best version)https://vocaroo.com/157hIfazu0Ls Civil Defensehttps://vocaroo.com/1jvGQ2Ha6ZJw Dukat Returns to Gracehttps://vocaroo.com/12B666RYD6QL An Impartial man (Necessary Evil)https://vocaroo.com/18Q7uZYC2wcO Ziyalhttps://vocaroo.com/1OCFiHsXmvNP Dominion Warhttps://vocaroo.com/17NUyagYZRf8 Your Momhttps://vocaroo.com/1gVGzysdm2Kq Unappreciated man (waltz) https://vocaroo.com/13B6gBdIiNYJ Covenanthttps://vocaroo.com/1ke7AzNUXVPp Send Me An Anjohlhttps://vocaroo.com/1c49x4DCRbwp Double Trouble (Defiant)https://vocaroo.com/1kWuw7s5zOIM Double Trouble (Defiant rock opera ver.)
>>216746174Psychopath.>>216746274>didn't watch it>glad it's overYou are an angry, bitter little manlet.
>>216746926I did watch it, it was fucking awful, maybe one or two episodes had potential to be decent over 3 seasons, only some of a couple episodes might have been ok, I gave it as fair a go as possible its fucking awful
>>216745859Is it just me or people are getting genuinely more degenerate? I'm seeing a lot of disgusting fetish content online. Scat is more prominent than ever, fart fetishes are basically normalized by now.What the fuck is wrong with people?
>>216746991brazil and india got more internet access, the consequences of giving the 3rd world the internet have been a disaster for mankind
>>216746707I think Ziyal is the weakest so far, everything else has been top tier though. Maybe I just hate women.
>>216747043you can't have a dukat opera without her, she's the key to all this, but I agree, on the other hand opera anon worked so hard on it I can't fault him for doing something a bit different. He still hasn't done space satan yet and even said he doesn't want to because we might all rip it apart as an unsatisfactory finale. Let the man cook. I still think Civil Defense is the best its so catchy I avoid listening to it because it'll be stuck in my head for days, dammit now it is again.
>>216747149Every album has a weakest track, doesn't mean the album is bad
>>216747211agreed
>Arbitrarily force your society's top minds to off themselves on the verge of significant scientific breakthroughsHow did these niggers ever achieve warp drive?
>>216747350its a tale of a holdover from near extinction and since its an engrained tradition they keep doing it even if it doesn't make sense any more, after all if they abandon it and admit its been wrong for a long time that means they've been murdering people for years. A hard pill to swallow, in short it doesn't make sense it might have for a few decades a hundred years ago but it doesn't any more.
>>216746991It's called "neural net model collapse". Rediscovered with the advent of generative AI, researchers realized that AI models trained on AI-generated output experienced model collapse. Devoid of the outliers and long tails of real-world data, the model's parameters clipped to zero or one, rendering it all useless. A similar phenomenon happens in human neural-networks if they're trained on human-made and other artificial data, instead of natural data (e.g. if they stay inside all the time and consume only TV/internet). They stunt their development with anime, vidya, pr0n, Star Trek, virtual human contact, and the confines of their little rooms, stunting their neural development beyond all repair. The inevitable result is all too common—seething, sexual perversion, and increasing suicidal ideation. The only cure, assuming it's not too late, is to leave your room, get out of the city, surround yourself with nature, and touch grass.https://alwaysthehorizon.substack.com/p/urban-bugmen-and-ai-model-collapse
you've posted this same schizo shit talking to yourself in here like 10 times at least
>>216748077Wow. Thank you for inadvertently reinforcing that I'm totally right about your model collapse. I fear it may be too late for you to escape the prison of your own brain. And it's not schizo, it's science. I know everything you don't like is "schizo", but that's just your downward spiral talking.
Do you avoid family reunions or do you show up and make everyone uncomfortable with your retarded schizobabble like Nick Reiner?
>>216748259Again, epic projection.
>>216748302...Okay.
>>216748259Top tip, get drunk as quickly as possible. You'll have a blast and can blame any outbursts on the alcohol.
>>216748368Even better, you can drink yourself to an early grave & then no one will have to deal with your BS anymore. Everybody else wins!
>>216748433Rude
NuTrek sucks fat hairy old man dick
>>216748077yea he's got problems best to ignore only way he'll learn to communicate with people
>>216746707An Impartial Man convinces me that an Odo opera might be possible
>>216748505Did I touch a raw nerve there? I didn't mean to. I had no way to know you were a terminal alcoholic.
>>216744201This is fucking insane to me. You have to be closer to an animal than me. I can't even comprehend you.
>>216748690
>>216748721>the average intelligence of the TOS-filtered Shatner haterKWAB
>>216748259
>>216748359
>Can't deal with people, so interact only on the Internet>Can't defend positions, so post anonymously>Can't deal with modern society, so watch Star Trek and revel in its simplistic utopia, even taking it seriously>Can't deal with family get-togethers, so get drunk and obnoxious, then avoid responsibility by blaming the alcoholYou're a bunch of real "winners", aren't you.
>RLM considers Star Trek's death date to be the 2nd JJ Abrams moviethat's a weird cutoff, isn't it? The norm is to say 1966-2005If you want to include JJ Abrams at least include his third film. What a strange principle to have.
>>216748874>can't interact with anyone so are constantly confrontational>can't even understand the site they choose to constantly post on yet continue to do so>are a lowcow mocked and used as a source of amusement by everyone on an anonymous site>can't help ranting about the most bizarre recesses of his worm addled deranged brain>will post to no one for no reason except extreme loneliness>desperately chasing a tranny who has been our resident lolcow for a decade>has never had a moment of clarity where he realizes he's our court jesterlmao, you keep on buddy
>>216748902mike didn't get the question >what program does Miles O'Brien run on the holodeck that injures his shoulder on a regular basisanyone here knows the answer, Mike is a hack fraud and he knows it.
>>216748959
>>216748902>>216749008He's just a TNGbabby casual parading as a hardcore fan. There are a lot of those.Everyone on plebbit is a Star Trek expert even as they reveal in the same sentence sometimes that they have no fucking clue what they're talking about.
And that's the official wrap on principle filming of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds.Sad but proud, we continue our New Trek to the stars. That a way.
>>216749185Based, the end of the Kursedman era is finally upon usAcademy filmed both of its seasons at once, right? It's definitely not getting a third season so will this be the last Kurtzman project filmed? I sure hope so!
>>216748368Come cheer up me lads
>>216749242'TIS TO GLORY WE STEERTO CLEAR OUT OF /TREK/ALL THE TRANS AND THE QUEER!
>>216749125he knows everything about tng no question, but he is a casual when it comes to all the others tos, ds9, voy and ent.
>>216749093
>>216749272he also said he enjoyed The Motion Picture, thereby proving he's never seen it
>>216748959Literally all highly projected or made up, unlike >>216748874. Let the record show that I tried to help you. This will be your last thought before you succumb to the consequences of your "lifestyle".
>>216749353lol no, its great, it really is, as far as that goes he's right I guess you'd have to be a bit older to appreciate it. When I first saw it on vhs I was just looking at all the visuals, the story didn't grab me obviously I preferred wrath of khan, but my parents bought TMP on vhs for me and my brother and sister because we loved star trek, I grew up watching re-runs of TOS long before I saw TNG, and once we had the vhs of TMP I would watch it over and over just to see the amazing effects this was late 90s btw I was maybe 12 or 13 at the time. Going back to it much later I appreciated it even more and actually got the story. Also that opening theme with the klingon ships closing on v'ger lives rent free in my mind forever.
>>216749460lol you keep on being that lolcow we all know and love buddy
>>216749525Invitation accepted!
>>216749498well I found it, kinda at least it has the basic trackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpfspdqGwEk
>>216749638oh I forgot, you're also a massive faggot, anyway, sorry not interested.
>>216749678I'm not the one trying to pass for female in that clip.
>>216749700clip? sorry I don't actually click on your trash, your posts are amusing enough, anyway, I don't talk to faggots so no more (you)s don't worry I will be laughing at what ever you post even if I don't click never click on w/e homo shit you are posting.
>>216749678>>216749731I think you have me confused with the confused fellow who posts under the name "faggot".
Why is everyone being so mean? Thats not in the holiday spirit.
>>216749796nope thats definitely you, posting gay cringy shit and just being our lolcow, so no more of this kinda (you) either bud, you just keep on being the massive needy faggot you are, and please know, I have never once clicked on your sad faggy links or anything else you try to post. This is the only chance you get to interact with the human race so I'lll give you another (you) because its christmas but this is the last one for now okay buddy? Please take your meds seek help try and have a conversation with real people. You know all the usual advice.
>>216749838You know the answer. And now the oldtrek geezer seethers have turned on you.>>216749912Your "usual advice" is just so much projection, and assumes I'm some sort of zoomer shutin, so none of it applies. But, by all means, keep trying to drown me out with your screaming. It won't work, but keep doing it anyway. It's all you know, it seems.
>>216749651beautiful
>>216749651why were the Klingons so stupid to fire on a ship 1000000000x larger than themselves?
Why didn't we see more of this Q? This guy was gold
>>216738475
>>216750748>According to the Star Trek: The Next Generation Companion, 2nd ed., p. 114, "Corbin Bernsen has said he took the role of Q2 not so much as a fan of Trek but to be a part of its legacy and its humanistic outlook." For reasons as yet unknown, he received no credit for his role.
>>216750731um, klingons. that pretty much answers your question
>>216750748Q is a continuum, they don't actually exist separate from one another
>>216750903and wtf didn't they warp out of there before getting vaporized???
Who all in SNW's cast hit this?
why do you guys allow blatantly automated advertising bots in here>>216746045>>216746114
>>216748902>that's a weird cutoff, isn't it?not really, that's where the average normie checked out once they realized jj was talentless and all his movies are the same
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>>216751128again, its klingons
wtf is responsible for this awful casting? Did they actually TRY to find an actor who looked as little like shatner as possible?
>>216751331I don't know if you've realized this yet, but the cattle responsible for nutrek don't actually like star trek.
>>216746707Some of these are outdated, I'll put a mega file up around end of year
>>216751396still doesn't explain casting this bad; i mean just LOOK at this johnnycab-looking mofo. In what reality do the casting decision-makers approve this mess?
>>216750970So it's like the Great Link?
>>216751156she is so fucking hot
>>216747043>>216747211I hated it so much I replaced it with Dominion war disco ("Hi. We're the Dominion"). Duets are a pain in the dick in Suno and I'm not stitching together any more midi tracks unless it involves Kai Winn
>>216751331>>216751593He's also about 10 years too old and he's physically tiny, skinny as a rail
>>216751709When's the Kai Winn version of Wet Ass Pussy drop?
>>216751709which song is your favorite?
>>216751532based dukat opera anon, when ever you get the time.
>>216751709just waiting on that big finale big guy I know you've got it in you, Space Satan. You can do it, pure comedy or not it'll be glorious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuf1KuibAeYdoes anyone actually dislike faith of the heart? how is it even possible to not love this song
>>216751884That's like asking which one of my kids is my favorite, I like them all for different reasons. I like Civil Defense because I thought it would be funny to do surf rock and it was a pitch perfect (so to speak) transposition of Weird Al's Trigger Happy into minor KeysI think Unappreciated Man is the best representation of Dukat's mental state I liked Justice By D.U.K.A.T. because it required the least tweaking of vocaloidsI like Send Me an Anjohl because the lyrics make me laugh the mostI like Loose Ends because it reminds me the most of the coked out DJ I based the Dukat persona onI like Double Trouble because I like New Jack Swing and I like the tempoI like Covenant because the "uh, uh. Damn. That shits wild" has become a running joke between my wife and I every time we make a mistake
>>216752071Unappreciated Man has a killer opening btw, the descent into madness is great but that opening is maybe the best you've done imo.
>>216752071I think Necessary Evil is my favorite. It makes me want an Odo opera. His arc is so all over the place, it would probably be pretty funny, particularly his incel range moment over Shakar and when he's just being a complete mk ultra'd cunt thanks to female shapeshifter titties and betrays everyone
Why did this nigga choose to trust his brother? any idiot could have predicted he was going to betray him and this mofo is supposed to have 200 IQ?
>>216752376lore is insane and data is a needy bitch desperate for connection?
>>216752376I don't think intelligence helps you socially as much as you're implying that it does. There are a whole lot of very smart, very socially awkward people out there.I would even venture to say that intelligence beyond a certain point is more of a hindrance to social interactions than a boon.
Is it time for SNW to take a victory lap since it massively brought back Star Trek and was so wildly successful!? People are tripping over themselves over how much they love this show and how much praise it is getting! They fixed fucking Star Trek!
>>216752376Racist android
>>216751929I did one. I stitched in the sax outro from Anjohl to open this one https://vocaroo.com/1i7I158iD26oIt still needs a coda. I originally wanted to do a "star trek sex with shran" but my wife told me it was cheap and hacky
>>216751593>still doesn't explain casting this badDoesn't it? They don't care about doing a good job, if anything they actively dislike the IP because despite it being about an optimistic hopeful future for humanity, the production was 'problematic'. They're completely ignorant of the fact that judging people from the past with modern standards is a useless gesture that only serves to make them feel better about themselves. The people from the past are always going to fall short, because sensibilities are always changing. Even now, people don't like what nutrek is doing - in 20-30 years, the people making it are going to be reviled as much as they revile OG trek.
>>216752550saar you forgot to capitalize fucking you benchod bloody
>>216738475Guys I just started watching Enterprise and damn is the intro good. >I CAN DO ANYTHING
>>216746707>>216753033I like the Michael Jackson yelps at the end of An Impartial Man.Made me think, any ideas on how the choreography for this would look if it were actually turned into a stage production?
>>216753507>Made me think, any ideas on how the choreography for this would look if it were actually turned into a stage production?Yeah I have a whole visualization in my head as I make these. Unfortunately I have no way of representing these but I'm chuckling all the time because I'm imagining Trekpu in full Cardassian makeup doing jazz hands and dancing around stage doing it. For example the guitar solos at the end of Unappreciated Man and Hi, We're the Dominion have, in my mind, a vibe similar to the circling street knife fight dances in West Side Story, Beat It and that one Fall Out Boy video with the vampires
>>216753564but, y'know, with trekpu
>>216753564You could just leave coreography/stage production notes, might not be able to do anything visual now but they would be funny to read while listening to the songs and maybe someone could do something with them some day (and you won't forget them)
Sisko lost the baseball game against the Vulcans, but he won the war
>>216753564i'm imagining Dr. Crusher begging and harassing everyone to be in it and Trekpu just volunteers and ends up having to play multiple roles
>>216753910Trekpu gets sucked out of the airlock
>>216753910trekpu as gul dukatbarclay as damarsonya gomez as ziyaljenna d'sora + a case of white claws as kiranurse ogawa as kai winn (she has a crush on trekpu)reg barclay as damarmiles obrien as bashir (he lost a bet with keiko)an actual bucket as odomr mot as ben siskoalexander rozhenko in drag as korrinasand featuring rom son of keldar as himselfchoreographed by winger bingston
>>216754297when would Bashir ever show up in this musical? also we need someone to be Weyoun for Trekpu to yell "shut up" at
>>216754429Weyoun is played by Jeffrey Combs, DUH
>>216754444we need someone to play Dr Cox too, he can be her as well
>>216752376Lore was controlling Data with the emotion chip that Soong meant for Data. Try watching "Star Trek" some time, especially the "Brothers" episode.
>>216754429he has a non speaking role in Loose Ends, the joke being that most of the roles are non speaking because Dukat is a narcissist I did forget Weyoun, he would be played by Vic (Fontaine or Mignogna, whomever you find funnier)
>>216745757There once was a women from VenusWith a passionate hunger for penisShe did holes of glory, or so goes the story...But we'll just keep that one between us
>>216754515the musical being ruined by rom doing his non speaking role of opening a door prop and leeta performing a standing ovation and then brunt sycophantically joining in
>>216750970>source: Q, just trust meQ have been shown many times to be unique individuals of a race that claim to be omnipotent but at the same time are unaware of each other’s presence or use of “powers” until alerted to the same. The Q we see most often goes unpunished for millennia for what humanity would consider hideous crimes, but then loses his powers for welching on a simple bet.
Star Trek Sex With Dax
Why are elves so good at making toys?
the only good thing about christmas is the candlesI like watching flames
which star trek character would click on this ad?
>>216755340you're thinking of chanukah anon
>>216743692Yet another stronk, independent wahmen!I'll bet she don't need no man, either!
>>216755623you can light candles for christmas, too
>>216754467damn he was controlling him with the chip in his debut episode before he got the chip? wild
>>216755623jews did not invent candles
>>216755671>Yet another stronk, independent wahmen!>I'll bet she don't need no man, either!she certainly doesn't need (You) but i suspect most women don't
I wouldn't fuck her with *your* dick, Ma'am.
something about this picture just makes me angryI sense something evil and menacing reaching for me through the pixels and it's triggering a strange fight or flight responsein my stomach I feel some kind of loud piercing shriek building like a pterodactyl just going KKEEERRRRAAWWWWWmaybe it's justthe flames
which aliens make the best candles?
>>216756261Well, I think the Packleds sre pretty greasy.
>>216756230it's the crappy novelty candlesthe cheap mass produced muffin with a malformed reese's cup on top, which they didn't have enough confidence in so they added m&m'sbut they also couldn't afford a cake, so there's also weird chocolate cannoli things made out of cheap milk chocolateall laid out upon a posterboard graphic with confetti strewn about as an afterthought
>>216755623Go back to Israel.
>>216756315it has a strange awkward yet menacing energy like something you'd find in a vampire dungeon in skyrimI like to get lost in the forensics too but I'm also aware every nanosecond I spend rebuilding how this scene came into existence something could be sneaking up behind me in the dark
>>216756452meds
>>216756452>vampire dungeon in skyrimHey I also have a schizo friend who plays Skyrim on like an ancient xbox 360 and has lost all of his teeth doing crystal meth who thinks dragons are real and died thousands of years ago and their bones are mountains (kek)Ryan is that you
>>216756532>>216756594these posters have no honorwould not light the christmas candle with you
Farewell Captain. You served us well.
>>216756644If Worf were raised in Minsk, wouldn't he celebrate Orthodox Christmas in January?
>>216756671SNW was good ***in spite*** of Akiva Cokesniff and I think it's an insult to mention him even in passing. Goldsman lacks talent or it's been eroded along with his septum
>>216756676When is Orthodox Klingon Christmas?
>>216756671Imagine having to make a post sucking up to Akiva GoldsmanSucks to be a Hollywood golem
>>216756736Maybe Goldsnort is his plug.
>>216756735Blernstober Wej.
>>216754843You know that you are having sex with a symbiotic slug at the same time, right?
>>216756896If by repeatedly bludgeoning the slug with my penis counts as sex with it, sure
Can't believe they made the finale for season two of TNG flashback medbay emotion slopWhat were they thinking?
>>216756896So it's like fucking a pregnant chick. So what?
>>216738475>>216738475oh shit I finally get to use this video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qasPeIRvpgU
>>216755623https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advent_candle
>>216757000some good candles in that ep
Happy Vulcanukah
>>216756929That's disgusting. That thing keeps memories of you fucking it forever. >>216756983It's a parasite that can wrap around your penis. That's gay. That makes you gay.
>>216757132ah there you arehappy christmas firehazardanontogether we light the christmas candle
>>216757157>It's a parasite that can wrap around your penisSo is a wife what's your point
Wow what a stinker of an episodeCan someone share a list of TNG episodes to avoid on rewatches?It is unreal how bad some of them are
>>216756736>Imagine having to make a post sucking up to Akiva GoldsmaWwhy i never made it big; I could never pull off a convincing suck up to the jews; i did try to sell my soul though, but just couldn't hide my contempt well enough.
>>216757248If I were sucking up to the Jews I'd be sucking up to Sarah Silverman to let me dress up like Tom Paris from the 1996 time travel episode and fuck her, not Akiva WhiteGoldsMan
>>216757208One is gay and the other is not.
>>216757341Okay and why would I care if you think anything is gay?
idk what happened but I wish this general wasn't 95% shitposts and instead a place where I could actually talk about Star Trek lately
>>216757403I honestly have stopped paying attention to the watchalong because the thread's been so shit that I just forget about itOf course I'd remember on the day it's not on
>>216756981they were literally out of cash so they had to throw together a clip show>>216757157good, let it know its place. also it's not capable of wrapping around shit, it has the shape of like a yam
>>216757459i still am doing my readalong with the companion and post anything of interest I find. just know there are others that share your frustration
>>216757403Same. I do still try to answer questions and talk about trek, but everyone would rather argue with the schizo or respond to bait instead of *ahem*, "hiding" posts and ignoring them.
There is only one thing that can revitalize true discussion about the great and high minded philosophical and (frankly) cosmological implications of Star Trek (real Trek. Not NuTrek folderol):star trek sex with shran
>>216757690No. There's only one man who can save this thread and it's Star Trek's greatest character: Commander Worf
>>216757350Because it makes baby Jesus cry. >>216757473Fine, go be space pervert. Atleast Barkley had the decency of keeping it in the holodeck.
>>216757502Anything interesting on Ties of Blood and Water?
>>216757690if only you knew how in detail I could post about "star trek sex with shran" and why I believe in it and why I ritual post it. but you fuckers don't even like Star Trek in the first place so you wouldn't ask let alone even care.
>>216757786I have previously posted about the Weyoun part but I'll double check if there's anything else of interest>>Besides bringing back respected character actor Lawrence Pressman as Ghemor, "Ties of Blood and Water" is noteworthy for returning one of the producers' (and fans') favorite characters back into the fold: Weyoun. "When we first saw Jefd [Combs] do the role in 'To the Death,' we were wishing we could find a different ending to the episode, because we didn't really want the character to die," comments Behr. "But we just couldn't think of anything. The next thing you know they're out there in Griffith Park, shooting the fight, and he's dead. I knew immediately thar he had to come back. There was no way he couldn't.">The cloning solution ("It seemed like a viable way of doing it," Behr observes.) fit in perfectly with the concept of the Founders' skill with genetic engineering, and it ultimately led to the running gag of introducing Weyoun 5, 6, 7, and so forth. Actor Jeffrey Combs saw a chance to insert a little of his own personality into the show when he reintroduced the character. When the new Weyoun first appears he seems to be hiding behind Dukat. "I was having fun," Combs says about his choice of position. "That was an acknowledgement of 'Oh, you thought I was dead but here I am.' I take great joy in unsettling people," he adds with a laugh.
>>216757788not that anon but I gave you the term 'ritual posting'explain why you still do it
>>216757819belorbd
>>216757819Based
>>216757829you didn't give me shit anyway I'm gonna post pics because I'm too lazy to type tonight this is for >>216757786
>>216757943>>216757786
>>216757788>star trek sex with shranI do it when I can
>>216758035>/trek/ general: The Non-motion Picture
>>216758013he's the most sexy man and I will say it on 4chan
>>216758095this pinkskin says ZAMN
>>216745757>Barclay holodeck program #713
what about star trek long walks on the beach with shran?star trek long late night conversations shran?star trek spend the rest of my life with shran?
>>216758095>the most sexy manDid some call me?
>>216758306those are all implied
>>216758306I wish shran would light my star trek christmas candle if you know what I mean
>>216758425star trek christmas celebrations with shran
>>216758435oh ho its lovely weather for star trek sex together with shran
Imagine being Shran's cogenitor.
>>216758453>Andorians have blue skin>their homeworld is cold AF!I love shit like this
>>216758488I hate it but you do you
>Wil Wheaton sucks Why is he so good in Eureka and Leverage then?>Wil Wheaton is good in non Trek things Why is he so dogshit in Trek then?
>>216758830a broken clock is right twice a day
>>216758830>Why is he so good in Eureka and LeverageHe isn'tWheaton has been good in one thing ever and that's Stand By Me when he was like 10 years old.Also, even in that movie he's River Phoenix' second banana.
>>216758830He was insufferable in Eureka and you could tell he was trying to fuck Felicia Day
>something something plebbit something something bluecry
The real screen cap
>>216758971based Big Tom
>>216759027>tell me about your sexual organs
Wait when did geordi get a beard
>>216759345depends on whether you think he married Leah Brahms or not
I played Star Trek Resurgence finally, steam winter sale and all. Really solid oldtrek vibe. No nutrek BS. Carpeted warm interiors on the ship, callbacks to TNG/TMP era stuff, not a single nutrek reference to be found. Good story, but a bit janky, and the graphics are dated, but usually not to a distracting degree. I didn't expect to enjoy it at all, but I really did.
>>216760247Yeah it was definitely a little mundane and on the safe side but I'd rather they err on the side of caution than totally fuck things up. Hell, even that is refreshing these days.Hope they make more.
>>216759345He thought it would help him get chicks
>>216740042>It's a FAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
>>216743692Dis bitch UGLY!
>>216754568>She did holes of glory
I wish we had actually gotten to see the Jarada, or at least had them featured in an episode or two instead of being the B-story to Picard-plays-Sam-Spade.Actually, having a recurring race we never actually got to see would've been cool, but fuck me, if Payless budget Babylon 5 could pull of N'Grath in such a cool manner, fucking Paramount definitely could have.
shut up bitch you would have never guessed without the "has your character been to space?" question
so SNW's version of the gorns is a total Alien rip-off? and that Buckley death scene was NC18+ rough.
>>216761124basically he guessed him with>is not real>is from an American tv show>has dark hair>is bad>but never killed anyone>and has been to space
Im guessing Tessa Thompson was available for this role.
>>216761323
Set a course for New thread. Warp factor 8 Engage>>216761133
Cardassia... Cardassia... Cardassiaaaaa
>>216761062huh
>>216761533But this thread hasn't auto-saged yet. Are you really that terrified of a nuTrek-themed thread? That's sadly pathetic.
>>216755717Everyone trusted Lore in the initial episode. You can't pin that on Data.
>>216761171Or else the trope is common enough in sci-fi that neither Alien or the SNW Gorns are a rip-off.
>>216758913Elaborate.
>>216762294I think your mixing up fear with disgust, a common tranny mistake
it is what it is
new >>216764939
>>216761533haha your premature ejaculation thread got deleted>>216764853>your mixing upilliterateopinion discardedand you're still a chickenshit
the tranny still doesn't understand the difference between fear and disgust, many such cases
>local "chickenshit" cries to daddy while simultaneously complaining about daddymany such cases
the tranny still doesn't understand how green text works and doesn't understand everyone is disgusted by him
anon im not that guy im making fun of that guy you absolute buffoon, you doofus, you carbuncle
>>216765135lol fair enough
Idk why it even got pruned. I had just posted in it, people were already using it, this thread was literally a post away from hitting the bump limit, and it was up for hours. If catalog space was such a concern, wouldn't it be more prudent to get rid of one of the dozen low-effort bait threads with no replies to make room?
>>216765193who can understand why our local servitor gratis does what he does
>>216765193>literally a post away from hitting the bump limitmore like 10, premature ejaculator>>216765275because you can't even follow simple rules
>>216765416as usual you don't understand how this site works that isn't a rule its just a way to keep things neat and tidy in the catalog, you really have no clue how anything on this site works do you?
>>216765443he's got cum in his brain or smt, nigga weird
>>216765443The rule I'm speaking of literally just got enforced. Did you miss that subtle detail?
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