AAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA
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>>216739445why the fuck does it look scifi
>>216739445>WE WUZ GREEKS N' SHEEEEITWhy does Christopher Nolan insist on doing this? Why didn't he just stop making movies after Inception?
>>216739474>>216739476Nolan wanted his own dune
>>216739491>after InceptionDark Knight*
this thread in a nutshell
>>216739445>>216739476I kinda like how Nolar blurs reality and time. Like tose modern windows in Dunkirk.
>>216739512>EVERYBODY IN EUROPE USED TO BE A NIGGER! IF YOU GET MAD ABOUT THIS, YOU'RE GAY! fucking kek, you troon kike brownoids are so deluded. Whenever you post it just comes across as the copest of all cope
Nolan will never be Villanoo. Even Hans Zimmer has deserted him. He will never BWAAAAMMPP again.
>>216739476
Lupita Nyong'o as Helen of Troybrave from Nolan
wtf was he thinking?
>>216739476>He had to repurpose the Batman outfit for his Homeric Odyssey movie
>>216739570What is this from? I recognize it..
>>216739596Warcraft 2
>>216739445This reminds me of the time when Fortnite ruined Greek mythos with Kora and last air bender shit.
>zendayawhy do they insist, she can't fucking act
>>216739445Do we have a live link to the prologue?
>>216739476Soul.
>>216739691humiliation ritual
>>216739618You aren't greek.
>>216739521This movie is blurring reality and mythos. It will filter a lot of people (it's already filtering)
i can already see this movie being memed to death>ODYSSEUS, I AM ANTINOUS!!! le funny scene hehe
>>216739476Nolan has finally done it. He's gone full retard.
>>216739782>le painted statuesfake woke revisionist history
>>216739782>Nolan changes armours on purpose>retards think they are clever for pointing the armours aren't accurate
Nolan shoulda gone full sci-fi fantasy like the Alexander The Great anime with designs by the Aeon Flux guy.
>>216739476OH THE- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>216739445of all the directors to adapt this beloved historical book why did it had to be this fucking retard
>>216739570It's from that part of The Odyssey when the SWAT team appears.
>>216739812He should have gone further with it.
>>216739745So?
>>216739745Neither are the current Greeks.
>>216739843should have been george lucas in his prime
>>216739904How dare you!
>>216739512Arbitrarily raceswapping characters is a legitimate criticism
I can't wait to make fun of this piece of shitWhat a dumb fucking idea for a film. Just pure pretentious detachment from your actual strengths and what your audience wants from you.Oppenheimer posting was just the warm up, it's going to be brutal mockery for this ripe offensive turd.
>>216739445>nolan watches Titus 1999
>>216739570>be too lazy to care about your shit movie>people start calling you out for all the ugly plastic costumes and props>double down and pretend you are making some stylistic wanna be Villeneuve shit
>>216739837Nah
It's going to be 3 hours long, isn't it?
this movies budget must be in the hundreds of billions but there are probably only 7 or 8 people world wide that are even looking forward to itthis may be nolans last rodeo as the americans say
>>216740098certainly will grow less than Zootopia 2.no one knows what the fuck Oddesay is in Asia.
They created a monster when they gave him academy awards for sloppenheimer
>>216740098I think it's more like 6, 7.
>>216739476I like it.
>>216739445Warhammer: Odyssey
>>216739570Please tell me this isn't real.
>>216739812>changescitation needed saar
>>216740240It's AI
>>216740240it isn't, its a screenshot from my modded Skyrim load order
>>216739476Nolan really liked those Astartes videos, huh.
>>216739570legit looks worse than spartacus and rome which where made in 2005~literaly 20 year old TV shows look better LOL
>>216739476Nolan has ascended to peak hackdom
Incoming twist halfway where the movie turns into a sci-fi epic.
>>216740303First thing that came to mind.
>>216740366Dan Simmons called, he wants to know where his royalty check for adapting his sci-fi novel about the Troyan war is
extmovie com/movietalk/93545628
>>216740098Economy is not real, and big budget movies like this are proof of it. Where the fuck is this money going? where is coming from?It doesn't matter, it's all numbers on a bank sheet, they don't have real meaning or value.
>>216739476What the fuck.
Ellen Page left off the poster top kek
>>216739445the book is better
From Homer's point of view all this gear is sci-fi.
>>216740488She's probably in a super minor role Nolan gave her out of pity
>>216739759>>216739521Unironically. I kinda want him to go full retard on this. Like bombers attacking Troy or the cyclops being a robot.
He probably should have shown the pseudo scifi aesthetics from the get go
we all know it's going to involve time in someway, but the question is how?
>>216739812>do something retarded on purpose >well you see, you can't make fun of me because it was intentional
>>216739445>AAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHA
>>216740543It’ll feel like a 6 hour movie instead of 3
>>216740546Who gives a shit
>>216740554There are more white ESLs than there are white native english speakers
Bravo Chris.
>>216739570>my jew masters in hollywood have ordered me to desecrate european history
This unnecessary "spin" on the story reminds me of the steampunk Three Musketeers and Robin Hood (2018) where every mook had a semi-auto crossbow so the combat was just shootouts in the middle ages.
>>216739445We got some webms or what?
>>216740682>Robin Hood (2018)that shit sucked so fuckin bad
>>216740515Based on the leaked trailer the cyclop is a big deformed guy. The wraths come from the ground.Nolan wants the audience to question "is this really happening or are the characters imagining things"
>>216739476Yikes. That looks like the medieval batman.
>>216740726>cyclop is a big deformed guy>big deformed guy>big guyuhhhhhh
>>216739445Calling it now, Nolan's first commercial and critical flop
Can't be worse than Tenet.
>>216740708https://gofile.io/d/unuGp3
>>216739476>>216739445looks cool, why are redditors triggered by this again?
>>216739782why does it need to be 100% historically accurate?
>>216741005Tenet was actually good.
It's a shame that Nolan is going to kill off original films with a big budget for good. Enjoy marvelslop reboots until the end of time from now on.
>>216739512Why is "brownwashing" characters 100% OK and silly to be mad about but "whitewashing" characters is "racist" and a grave mortal sin?
>>216739837No. I suggested that in another thread yesterday or the day before yesterday. Then I watched some of the Reign: The Conquerer Anime and it isnfor the better that they didn't pull any inspiration from Reign: The Conquerer.>>216739904Modern day Greeks are a composite people because of the Byzantine-Roman Empire. I asked earlier, a few hours ago, what happened to the Anatolian Slavs(who are also Byzantine-Roman) as the Byzantine-Roman Empire collapsed from the constant Seljuk, and later Ottoman, Turkish invasions.
>>216739506Memento*
>>216741830The ancestors of the Greeks the Yamnaya are also the ancestors of the Anatolians and the Armenians you uneducated spasticated cunt
>>216741267too early in the day to already be going full retard. shameful display.
>>216741236Because he needs to fit inIt is all that this isPeople trying to fit in with what they perceive is the popular opinion in places they frequent
>>216739512Ok reddit, go back now
It's his hacky dialogue and focus on style over substance that will sink this shitter
>Tom Holland>ZendayaGuess who ain't watchin
>>216740303Fuck, I knew I'd seen that somewhere before.
>>216739445Why do the materials in this picture look so fake? The vertebra looks like a spray painted plastic prop from temu and the neck shawl thing is obviously PU leather.
>>216740555
>>216740682I fucking loved that crazy scene in the Crusades made to look like modern combat in Iraq.
>>216739859thisthis is how you modernize stuff the right way
>>216740608that's right! we did! i was there when my uncle called up Nolan. we just did a few lines of blow and my uncle said to him "this movie has to look like gay black scifi, or your career is over". Christopher asked him to explain what that meant, but the lolis just came in for their daily throat stretching and my uncle didn't have time to explain.
>>216739512Unironically yes, what are you going to do about it.
>>216740608>Greece>EuropeIs that why Mediterraneans thought Euros were like savages?
TEASER TRAILER https://x.com/vajraTheAstra/status/2002301333731488148?s=20
ZOMG ITS NOLANGLO GLO GLO I LOVE SUCKING DICKS
>>216739506*batman begins
>>216740350because rome and spartacus at least tried.
>>216742991yes, greece is in europe. are you retarded?
>>216739691Sure but she's sexyshe's maybe aging out of it a bit though
>>216739445>recycled batman props
>>216740303Oh good lord now i'm happy that Games Workshops television and film ambitions don't seem to be going anywhere, they probably would have let this hack make something for them
>>216739800>paint is wokeyour brain is fried
>>216740682Hey that sounds great
>>216743451Why are you replying to yourself?
>>216742422
>>216739445>Some one thought this looked good and greenlit it
Do we have the catbox link or webm?I want to send it to my brother for a laugh ( we are Greeks, this looks very wrong. Not just the costumes, the feeling too).>super clean HD digital texture >realistic every-day colouring>clean lightningI miss grain and cinematography so much..The Odyssey is a mystical journey, it demands contrast and cinematography.
>>216741233that level of precision is unseen prior to the mid 1700s
here, i fixed it for you, nolan
>>216739586
>>216744068somehow paintings by zesty closeted gay """renaissance""" painters are even more cringe
Too bad Nolan sucks dick
>>216739445New MCU flick lookin good
>>216744109It's a fucking fantasy movie, isn't it?
>>216744109''After the Trojan War, Odysseus faces a dangerous voyage back to Ithaca, meeting creatures like the Cyclops Polyphemus, Sirens, and Circe along the way.'' So there are literal gods and creatures of myth involved but advanced metallurgy breaks the psyche's of you faggots? KEK!
>>216739445some gay twist in a gay movie
>>216739445after we wuz romanz new white cope dropped >we were geekz and shieeet
>>216745525category error
>>216745630romans were just latin speaking greeks
>>216739859this is so close to being great but the weird BDSM vibes ruin it
>>216739782wait this is frying me they've put so much effort into making this period accurate
>>216739445Last good Nolan movie was 20 years go (Batman Begins).
>>216744109Technically the use of Corinthian helmets at all is out of date by its self, but that comes straight from homer.
>Zendayanope. not now, not ever
>>216740303wasn't there supposed to be more of them? or another part or something?
>>216739506*doodlebug
>>216739476>is only ever capable of making batman nowsad!
>>216739512It's fucking Benny Safdie. The thread is about the armor looking like capeshit. Although based on the trailer that played before Avatar 3, it feels like the message is that mythology is patient zero for modern action stories. But it isn't, the epic of Gilgamesh is.
>>216740883Δ'υ
>>216739445Charlize needs another check to pause for her 13 niggers sex changes
guys .... this is gonna be fuckin KINO screencap this because you are all WRONG
>>216739445B R A V O N O L A NRAVONOLAN
>>216739512literally me and why I won’t be watching it desu
