Kusimayu edition.previous: >>216751365episode 09 leak is up, get in here plurbs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY4jfrIb0hc
Could the big 3 team up escape from the lost island and defeat the smoke monster?From Pluribus:>Carol >Zosia as a spy from the others>Manousos >Helen died during the crash>The other survivors not wanting to leave the island as they like their new homeFrom FROM:>Boyd>Boyd's son>Boyd's wife died during the crash >Jim and his family >Donna, Victor, Kenny and his parents, Kristi and FatimaFrom Severance: >Mark>Mark's wife is believe to have died during the crash but is actually kidnapped and brainwashed by the others>Helly hiding who she is>Dylan>Irving>Milchick as a spy from the others>Huang No power ups from their shows, all from episode 1 of their shows. They all the LOST survivors buffs from Jacob and start at the same location the original survivors did.
I wish Manoussos go full Darien Gap on Carol
>>216756666>6666huh
Pluribussy
>>216756666Interesting that they still bother talking to her and asking if she's ready when they have the thing to plurb her.
turdibus more like
>ITS PLURBIN TIMEi chuckled when the mexican guy said that.
i hope that Menounos guy ends up being a former druglord or something and that's why he's so distrustful
>>216756744he is peruvian
>>216756692severance team is so underpowered it's comical. a bunch of pencil pushers with literally no memories or useful skills whatsoever. meanwhile zosia has near-superhuman mastery in every discipline ever created.
>>216756666Should I watch Pluribus or is it just woke DEI slop?
>>216756840>asking in the /plurb/ generalWhat do you think? Of course we're going to tell you to watch it. We all agree that it's really good.
>>216756731I think they're trying to not scare the shit out of her and when she said she wasn't ready they forced her face into that gas mask thing.
Why won't they eat fruit? Many plants reproduce solely by animals eating their fruit and shitting out the seeds. The fruit is literally made for us. There are also a bunch of things that arguably aren't really alive, like cyanobacteria.
>>216756666>baby goatsheh subtle reference
>>216756865Okay I'll make a thead then to get a more unbiased response
>>216756903We don't care if you watch it or not, but don't be a dick and litter this board with another shitpost.
>>216756865>We all agree that it's really good.No we don't
>>216756887Yeah they could farm algae and yeast. They can't say they can't harm microorganisms, that would be ridiculous.
>>216756921Idc if you don't care if I watch it or not, I just want to know whether or not it's woke DEI slop.
>>216756982Uh huh then why this is the most lively general on the board and why does everyone discuss the show so passionately every day?
>>216756840>Should I watch Pluribus or is it just woke DEI slop?Other than the fact that the main character is a dyke, it is not very woke.
>FREE HEALTHCARE? IN MY ALIEN INVASION? THAT'S A HECKIN' NO NO FROM ME!truly brilliant writing...
>>216756789Whats the difference?
>>216757067>Mexican crosses the border illegally to save the worldNope it's woke as fuck, I'm still watching though.
>>216756840No its shit, never mind the woke
>>216756994We already know they can harm microorganisms, because they gave antibiotics to Manousos.This is a pretty annoying plot hole, because eating spirulina has been common in sci-fi for decades.
>>216757131Not really because Manousos would want to stay in Paraguay. He's almost Trumpian in nature. He's only going to New Mexico because he thinks Carol is like-minded and wants to kill them all.
>>216757067That's clearly just so that the audience will have some sympathy for her dead partner, and so that they could draw the link to conversion therapy. It's not a woke show at all.
>>216757185>We already know they can harm microorganisms, because they gave antibiotics to Manousos.But they also care for animals who get diseases like Bear Jordan so it's not a plot hole. It's just basic survival.
>>216757214>It's not a woke show at all.Don't kid yourself, anon. Making the character a lesbian makes the show woke, but other than that, it hasn't been very woke. Anybody can tell you that this should would have been much better with a White male lead and a woman trying to seduce him.
>>216757191Okay why didn't they give Trump and IOU for crossing the border? He seems to think syphoning gas is wrong but not crossing the border illegally?
>>216757246Apparently they wrote the character specifically for Rhea Seehorn. I think she's pretty good for it.Male loneliness just doesn't draw any attention, it makes them look like a pathetic loser rather than a flawed hero.
So far, the only person on this show who's desperately trying to escape>useless fucking retard statusis Manousos.Everybody else is utterly fucking useless AND contempt.Even Carol has done absolutely fuck all in 60 something days except driking, blowing up shit and licking pussy.on a side note: I was sad to see El Fritz go up in flames.
Reddit is getting wild on last episode
>>216756666>666 trips>baby goatSatanic black magic. Sick shit
>>216757291Shut your vagina
>>216757308I would have loved Reddit to exist when this aired.
New Pluribus art
>>216757469No one cares about your Dunkin Donuts order NIGGA
>it wasn't rape, i was sad and lonely so it's okay
>>216757286>He seems to think syphoning gas is wrong but not crossing the border illegally?Because he doesn't intend to stay there and be a leech like most beans.
>>216757592kek I was hoping that really is in the finalemanny is like "but carol, I've never had sex"
This show would have been better with a straight White male lead.
>>216757538that is an AI generated image fake news
>>216757592>using her phone to translate so the plurbs will know everything they will say anyways
Did Carol get PLURBED or did the plurb get CAROLED?Food for thought
>>216757757It was originally supposed to be Patrick Fabian as the MC, a washed up author whose wife recently passed away. But people wouldn't have gotten past episode 8 without dropping the series. It's easier for people to take the 'rape' if it was done by a woman.
Before you sperg out, consider the following:>survivor is Carl, a 25 year old, White male Gen-Z college grad living in Albuquerque. >has a toilet paper degree in History>only child, lives with his parents, has no girlfriend, working a boring job in an office. >his family, friends, and former classmates have all turned into Plurbs.>he gets freaked out by all of them trying to be nice to him so he moves out on his own into a nice, abandoned house. >Episode 2 has his crush from high school showing up to try to seduce him into joining. and she is not leaving until he is one of them. >Somewhere in Argentina, a 40ish year old woman Carol's age loses her husband and sons to the Plurbs in a crazy car accident. She wakes up in a hospital all healed up, freaked out by everything and gets back to her house until she finds a tape from Carl telling her that she is not alone.>Episode 5 ends with her telling the Plurbs to take her to Carl. How much better would Pluribus be and how much higher would the ratings be if they appealed to Gen-Z White males with this storyline?
>>216757768if she is using siri, it's local translation so it doesn't go to the cloud
>>216757869I thought that isn't available offline yet, I have an iPhone which is made by Apple incase no one knows. And on something called iOS26 which is the latest software. It doesn't work, I thought Apple made this show?
>>216757798Incredibly cringe
>Ending of the show>The hivemind has been defeated and everything has returned to normal>Manousos returns to his home>He finds a bill for $40,000 for the medical treatment and the ambulance> Linkin Park's 'What I've Done' starts playing> Manousos smiles for the first time in the series, winks at the camera and it cuts to black.
>>216756692>mark's innie>mark's outie>mark's roast beefthe roast beef absorbs the smoke monster then he's like "I'm outie"
plURB1BUSit's about public mass transit.
Individuals btfo.
>15 mil per episode >55k ratings place in viewer ratings >Severance>350k ratingsNot gonna make it anons, can Apple even afford a season 2 at this point? All of their shows are flopping and I doubt they have the same capital as Paramount or WB.
>>216756840it's very DEI because it turns everyone on earth into zoophilic polyamorous pedophiles, and you shouldn't watch it because he padded out the content so much. I bet season one could have just been a 87 minute movie if you cut out all of the bullshit like a 2 minute clip of carol washing dishes and sighing. it also overuses a joke family guy style and drags it out so much you're just watching her stare out a window while listening to her phone
>>216757789>It's easier for people to take the 'rape' if it was done by a woman.Making the protag a woman also makes it easier for General Audiences (morons) to understand that it's a two-way toxic and codependent relationship.If Carol were a man (probably named Carl), literally all the discussion around the show would be like>Ermmmm is this show advocating for rape? Carl literally rapes the Plurbs, and portrayal i always endorsement. >What do you mean Carl is getting manipulated and coerced by a massively intelligent superbeing? He's a MAN, men can't be victims!>CARL SHOULD RAPE ALL THE PLURBS IN THE WORLDthey made the right call making her a woman>>216757798>consider a show where carol is a male zoomer loser and everyone's nice to him and his crush really REALLY wants to be with him i dont want to watch a show about you living your gay little Slice-Of-Life Anime Fantasy
>>216758167Apple says Pluribus is its most watched show ever. Idk where you are getting your sources.
>>216758050Kek
>>216757246it beats you over the head with that shit>waah I hate acting differently in front of my fans>waah I hate conforming and writing hetero romance novels I wish I could bang the gender bent version of my book's male lead>waah don't plurb me I don't want to conform I'm such a quirky individual who just sits in her house drinking all day>waah my parents sent me to conversion therapy campwhy is captcha so stupid? if there's a half circle it's always that answer, and the 4 dots are the right pick 90% of the time. I only have to check the letter one
>>216756814>meanwhile zosia has near-superhuman mastery in every discipline ever createdOnly if she's connected to the plurbnet. Does that exist in this hypothetical?
>>216757221they let all of the animals out of the zoo on the first day. I bet they did that with all of the chicken farms too. I wonder how large the wolf/coyote population will get
>>216758050>long shot of Manousos walking home from Albuquerque >passes all of the beaners waiting at the welfare line>ham beast leeches everywhere>be the only person illegally crossing from the US to Mexico>harassed by cartels >but they ignored him since he's broke>45 minutes of Manousos just walking home>gets to Panama>so about the cost of your treatment...
>>216757789>he's still a popular romance novelist who is a bitter about it>also still homosexualpretty based ngl. I'd watch it.
>>216758432I remember this movie
New meme, please use responsibly
>>216758471She's so pretty.
>>216758484Dr House fumbled her
>>216758335>cold open>manousos at the hospital>so about the cost of your treatment, Señior Manousos... Or should i say... ¿Walter Blanco?>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhg3Qva5R6g
>>216756887>still falling for the do no harm... not even a tree... liebro
>>216757293manoses is just as retarded as sturkathe smartest immune we've been shown so far is diabetes
At the end of the last episode I expected Manousos to be at Carol's door but he's still in Mexico, so the pause wasn't just learning about him.Feels cliche to be like "If you remember hard enough you'll unplurb" and yet not sure what else to read from that
>>216758610Kinda like in Mass Effect when one of the drones started thinking for themselves then the hive manually overrides it.
>>216756899did these ever get explained? I tuned out midway through s2
>>216757286We don't know that he didn't do that.
>>216758610>everyone else is with their family plurbs >somehow Carol is the only one that does enough personal questions to unplurb someone I wouldn't like it
>>216758610the pauses have never been about learning..... the plurbs are constantly informed without pause (there was an example in the same episode during the massage) the pauses seem to my reckoning to be when a decision has been made to share a piece of information with an immune, like a debate or vote is happening just prior to the decision to share info.
>>216758737Have you seen there other unjoined? They're living situations hasn't changed the plurb just acted like nothing has changed in their lives besides no longer having to go to work.
Yui = KoumbaAzunya = ManousosMio = CarolRitsu = ZosiaPlurbmind = Tsumugi
>>216758520QRD on this?
>>216757376She's going to breathe it in, plurb over, then she and all of them will leave the village whilst releasing the animals. There will be no individuality and no point to staying there.
>>216756840>Should I watch PluribusNot at all.>is it just woke DEI slop?Not really.
why don't the plurbs just eat eggs and milk?
>>216758269and yet it also correctly shows that dykes and "empowered" women in general are very much unhappy entirely because of their own decisions
>>216760199And in those last moments, she may realize that she treasures her individuality.
>>216759903the plurbs liethe plurbjuice probably isnt even made of people, they just wanted to prevent the immunes from drinking it for some reason.
>>216757246It's a female-gaze show, of course it's fucking woke. Endless scenes with lesbian women yapping about their feelings is the most anti-masculine thing you can write about. You can tell Vince Gilligan is such a gigantic s.o.yboy feminist ally that I wouldn't be surprised if he's outed as a rapist like Joss Whedon one of these days.
>>216757376the scene reminded me of a muzzrat circumcision partykek
This is just turning into a show for rape apologists.A social experiment of a minority man raping people.Opposed to a white woman raping people.You can see the divide and rational people used to justify or condone the actions of the characters.Quite the interesting character study into rape.Scifi is just this background set while rape is the central theme of the show.
>>216756666Nice digits.>its plurbing timeWtf? Also heard a normie youtuber say that carol would get plurbed.Did the plurb meme reach reddit already?
>>216760621Vince literally did not direct or write any of that
So Zosia didn't drink that HDP shit all episode, how does she stop herself from starving to death while with Carol?
>>216756666>it's a slow burn guys>i swear i saw the log smoking a minute ago>lift up log in fire pit>ground is damp without an ember or coal in sight
>>216761065why don't you think for even a moment and realise the answer before shitting out retarded questions?
>>216761074I'm enjoying it and I don't care if you think its too slow. Better Call Saul was slower and more boring than this, so Pluribus is an improvement.
>she doesn't look bogged, those are natural high cheekbones you chudWhy is /tv/ so face-blind?
>>216761136>Better Call Saul was slower and more boring than thislol, lmao evenpeople have seen BCS you know. can't just make stuff up and expect anyone to believe you
>>216756666Do Peruvians really live like this?
is this show good or is it bad(ungood)
>>216761166>people have seen BCS you know. can't just make stuff up and expect anyone to believe youBCS was boring and slow af. I didn't care about it after Chuck died. Pluribus is more interesting to me than Saul.
>show starts in peru>little shit is finally with her aunt>15 minutes of her shaking>1 minute of them going silent and abandoning the village Vravo
>>216757030>why this is the most lively general on the boardbecause /from/ is out of season and /dunk/ doesn't start for another 3 or 4 weeks
>>216761197so BCS was slow af but Pluribus isn'tgotcha>lesbians spinning plates for 7 episodes to do an apple tv cliff hanger at the end of the seasonfast paced and interesting. bravo vince bravo
>>216761249>so BCS was slow af but Pluribus isn'tI didn't say that, retard. I said both are slow but BCS was slower and more boring. BCS literally went nowhere. At least Pluribus is going somewhere.
>>216761214We're probably going to see her die and not make it.Plurbs will just carry her body away to be processed and eaten.>whoops oh well we thought it would work
Was season 1 written to stand alone, or was it a two season order off the bat?
They're getting a bit on the nose with the AI allegory
Anyone else really looking forward to an underwhelming finale with an undeserved cliffhanger? I'm thinking its gonna be a cool 2.5 year wait for season 2 and I honestly couldn't be more excited!
>>216761417>>216761393It's a 2 season order, so expect Season 2 next year.
>>216756840>Should I watch PluribusNo, nothing happens. And I really do mean that. It's probably what you could point to as being the epitome of filler.>is it just woke DEI slop?Not really, it's just shitty in general.
>>216761407which part?
>>216756666>at least 5 minutes of the last episode are just Peruvians chantingYeah, I think nothing is gonna happen again
>>216757953Siri offline for translating isn't a thing but there is an OEM translator app on iPhones and you can download completely offline databases (for the circumstance you're in some thirdie country with no signal). So yeah, it does work, just not via Siri.
>>216761545>so expect Season 2 next yearoh you are quite optimistic
>>216761214Yeah it's going to be that. Once she is plurbed they drop the chanting facade and turn into regular emotionless plurb drones.The last thing we see her do is open the animal pen to let all the livestock escape.
>>216761545It's 4 seasons on order, this shit is fucked.
plurb plurb plurbplurb is the wurb
I’m a straight white guy who almost exclusively watches lesbian MILF porn. I feel like Vince made this show for me.
There will as many seasons as Rhea Seehorn fucking wants!
>>216761545they aren't even filming until next spring lmao
>>216756840Anybody complaining about DEI in 2025 almost 2026 has shit for brains so...
>>216761708Yes just roll over and take it in the butt. Be a good little defeatist.
>>216761742Two more weeks.
>>216760752rape is informed consent at its most basic and power dynamics at its most sensitive.no plurbs have the ignorance or powerlessness to be raped.if any raping occurred it was at the hands of plurbs.in fact the plurbening should be considered rape in an even greater sense than mere sex. every rat bite and licked donut and aerosol deployed by plane was an act of rape against the unplurbed.
>>216761647that's how trannyism starts
>>216761157>Why is /tv/ so face-blind?A U T I S M
>>216761197>BCS was boring and slow afFor the first few episodes but still better than this shit. It's been a long time since I watched it though.>I didn't care about it after Chuck died. What the fuck, that's when it gets fun.
>>216761197The only time BCS even came close to being this slow and boring was the final season, the first 3 seasons are constant kino.
>>216762091>>216762103BCS got unbearably slow after 2 seasons and the BrBA universe ideas pretty much dried up. Pluribus is slow, but it's way more interesting than waiting 6 seasons to see Saul not do anything fun and end up in a dumpster.
Kepler-22b is the place for me (for me) woo!
>>216762103BCS was mega slow until the cartels showed up. Literally all just interpersonal drama and Jimmy doing stuff that was barely consequential.
>>216762196Yeah, one actor just sitting around moping or sleeping all the time is so much more engaging than something dumb like people talking or actually doing things.
True
>what you're going to watchseason finale of plur 1 bus>what you hope to seethe alien pluribus society of kepler 22b>what you expect to seemanousus asking carol if she needs any yard work done so he can make money pay his hospital bill
>>216757667I'm shit scared if Manousos turns out to be gay
>>216757246Damn... that would have been a better show now that you suggest it
>>216761647Lesbian porn is for gay people and upcoming trannies.
>>216760383because they can't take away something without consentVince tried to find autistic reasons to write plurbs
>>216761157that's not what faceblind means
>>216762196>BCS was mega slow until the cartels showed up. Literally all just interpersonal drama and Jimmy doing stuff that was barely consequential.That's when it got mega boring. Nobody cares about Gus or Lalo. Totally boring. Manousos is more interesting than Lalo
>>216760807Yea according to the leaks, during the ski resort part Carol is going to ask Zosia how much time left and she tells her 1 to 3 monthsAlso, in one of trailers, there was a less than 1 second scene of Carol running away from plurbs chasing her that looked like some zombie movie
>>216762445>Yea according to the leaksLink?
A lot of the episode seems to be leaking already so I'll add to it without ruining anything, very similar pacing and feel to the BCS episode "Winner"
>>216757246I can give them the benefit of the doubt and say that the main character needs to be female because she is supposed to feel weak and powerless in the face of the situation. And a seducer character always needs to be female as well. So you kind of end up at lesbianism.But I doubt anyone consciously thought about it this way and the actual reason is simply wokeness.
can we stop unironically saying woke even if it's describing a real thing you sound like boomers
>>216756692I take Boyd, Kenny, fat daughter tits, and Sara. No more winter jackets EVER.
>Carol looking at the giant antenna
So, when does the bus come into play?
>>216762550why is she dressed like a sith lord
>>216762613a goofy sith lord
>>216756666Nothing even happens in their last ditch marketing hype clips. Holyyyyy
>>216762550If I told the plurb to create a winter wonderland in my New Mexico backyard in the midst of summer, would they do it?
>>216762625They spare the surprise UFO invasion for the last minute
>>216762501it's Apple production, wtf did people expect? ofc it was going to be woke as fuckThe new smaller production and publisher companies are the ones giving out minimal woke films lately
>>216762664doubt that Vince would turn this into an Independence Day
>>216762664They used a cheap green screen just to have Carol stand on a rooftop and it looked like shit, the show has absolutely no budget for decent CGI.
I am the Pluribus
>>216762702so much of this show IS cgi and you don't notice it listen to the podcast pleb
>>216762702That might just because they blew the CGI budget on more important stuff. The first episode was probably the most expensive one. It's 15 million per episode, but that's just the average.
>>216760752i am raping your mom as we speak
I've been pronouncing it wrong the whole time. I thought it was Plureebus.
>>216762786>15 mill just for Rhea to be filmed sleeping or being moody in a room
>>216762852They also had to build a fake cul-de-sac full of secret sex dungeons. Also Vince forced the actresses to make out for hours while the film team had to stand around and record it. The CGI team also had to create a high-polygon recreation of Rhea Seehorn's feet.
NO-THING HAPPENED A-GAINNO-THING HAPPENEDA-GAIN
Why do zoomers have so much trouble understanding character development? It's not filler retards, it's about getting to know more about the characters.
>>216762122>BCS got unbearably slow after 2 seasonsFucking what? It's the first season that's slow as shit. Only 6 comes close. Then again it has been a damn while since I watched it but that's my general impression.>Pluribus is slow, but it's way more interesting than waiting 6 seasons to see Saul not do anything fun and end up in a dumpster.Yeah I think it's just that you're fucking retarded is what's the problem here.
>>216762924>i now know that Carol likes to sleep and look moodyThe 6 episodes it took to really hammer that in for the audience was very worthwhile.
I just plurbed in my pants
>>216762277BLOODY BICH BLASTERD WHY DID YOU REDEEM THE PLURBS
>>216762550SO THERE'S THE THIRD LEAK CONFIRMEDABSOLUTE DOGSHIT
If zosia makes you horny, just watch her fellow columbian porn doppleganger "Alinity"
I preferred this show back when it was called Threshold
>>216762924>I NEED to see 20 minutes of Carol doing random bullshit while singing boomer rock songs. It's character development!
>>216762991
>>216762277https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1763255575455821.mp4
>>216762924If the characters are uninteresting, you can develop them all you want, I'll still be bored
>>216762924unironically tiktok
>>216756666>video opens by Vince himself doing the vertical camera motif on his iPhonekino
>>216763017Unironically yes. It helps you understand how the character thinks and see it as a real, complex human being. If you remove the character development, you end with a shallow, sterile show that nobody would give a fuck about.
Jeets are threatening to boycott the show because Laxmi is sri lankan and not a real jeet.
>>216763105Honest to god American racism has nothing on Desi racism. How the fuck are you racist against people who look exactly like you. But they find a way.
>>216763141Kings of the poop hill
>>216763083lmao
>>216763010>I preferred this show back when it was called ThresholdI literally just torrented that from >>>/t/1381213
>>216763010i just read its Wikipediawhy you trying to trick people into watching generic nbcabcbs slop? it has literally nothing in common except its scifi and a tv show.
>>216763141They hate themselves so much that they created a caste system to easily categorize their levels of self hate.
>>216760199I picture exactly this happening
>>216757376did this leak?
>>216760199I agree about the leaving part but it can't just be breathing something in they said its an invasive procedure the breathing in is just to knock her out before they operate
>>216762984what leaks?
>>216763528Vince posted it
>>216757376Dumb bitch actually thinks she's going to live in harmony with her family in her village
>>216763556what the..
Kusimayu is QTmayu
WHAT LEAKS??? QRD? EPISODE 9 LEAKED ONLINE? ANY LINK?
>>216763609https://youtu.be/xY4jfrIb0hc?si=AhmkqVT-Ah3zmdmn
>>216763609Look at the OP
>>216763609its a 5 min preview that vince posted thats it, saying its a leak is disingenuous
>Vince leaks his own showBRAVO
Were they drinking Carol's uterine lining?
Is someone gonna cut all the filler out of this and pare it down to a tight 90 minutes at the end of the season? These episodes are becoming more and more of a slog.
>>216763693The trick is to watch them just before bed, while laying down with your tablet
>>216763083Nostalgia Critic if Indian
>>216763693>These episodes are becoming more and more of a slog.you guys need to learn to enjoy something other than capeshit
>>216756840It's a show about an angry dyke yelling. I gave up after three episodes.
If Manousos gets pissed and says "you raped the minds of millions of children" to Carol, would she feel guilty or double down and go "i-it's not like that! They only vaguely share sensations, they explained it during a massage!"
>>216763813thats not all it is, sometimes its about an angry dyke drinking and occasionally to really mix things up its about an angry dyke driving
>>216762991more like ali 'n' titty
>>216756730still based
Another reddit gold
>room temp teado people really drink this?
>>216762550WHERE IS PIC FROM??
>>216763887thats frozen pink lemonade mixtureDUMMY
>>216763894still, it is at least lukewarm its the same as drinking tap water
>>216763908there was ice in the jug
>>216763920there is no ice in there man, if it did, it melted in 30 secondsthey drank warm lemonade
What a twist
>>216763939that can't be right who the fuck drinks room temp lemonade?
>>216763556Fuck, he's getting desperate then.
>>216763939In a just world, manoose would have travelled half way across the world to instantly stab carol and say what did you say about my mother you BITCH
>>216763967Bravo Vince
>>216763992a psychopath
I wish I was good enough at photoshop to recreate this>Mano = Shinji>Carol = Asuka>Rei's giant severed head = Zosia
>>216764041>bros never heard of AI
>>216763992I do
>>216764041i am but im too ashamed to post shitfaced drunk photoshop stuff
>>216763998apple really doesn't seem to give a fuck about ratings, they just keep making w/e they want to make
>>216764041>>2167640474 Real this took me like 5 mins
>>216764059you sick fuck, bet you're on a watch list
플루리부스
holy fuck i hate warm tangerines so much it's unreal
OH N-
>>216764110well you know what they say, when life gives you tangerines...
>>216764084He is.>>216764059Don’t even think about it. You know what I’m talking about.
>>216764128i do not know what "they" say, what about it??
>>216763888Episode 9
>>216764142Donate them to Israel (our greatest ally).
>>216764174They are truly "unfathomable"
>>216764142They say to make tangents
>making pink lemonade with tap waterdisgusting
>>216764226Delicious flat sugar juice
i didnt even know american made lemonade out of a cans
>>216764226My mom used to do that. You’re supposed to fill the can with water to get the last bits out. Carol sucks at making juice.
test
>>216764226when i first saw it i thought she was trowing tomato souce into the sink, but no, americans just drink can juicewhats difficult to squeeze two lemons in a jar with ice cold water??
>>216764269It's been a long time since I've drank lemonade from those cans, but I don't remember the drink being that clear. I think Carol added too much water and not enough concentrate
>>216764260I knew they used some sort of powder because of walking dead, didn't know it came in a can
>>216764170Episode 9 leaked? torrent link?
>>216764260>>216764281It's a poor person thing, they never even consider the "fresh" option.
>>216764260>fruit juice can: 5$>an literal lemon: 0,33$
>>216764284It’s been 20 years at least for me. They probably made it worse over the years.
it was pink lemonade u morons you don't get that flavor with lemons
>>216764303>>216764297>>216764281Europoors and Ozzies never heard of frozen juice concentrate It was invented initially for Florida oranges so juice could be enjoyed year round
>>216764326It takes more than two lemons even for regular lemonade.
>>216764326>what are pink lemons
>>216764318The can contains several trillion lemon.
Eggnog made from Carol's eggs?
>>21676431810 billion lemons died for that can
>>216764349The can can contain or the can contains gorillions lemons can that be true
>>216764339you don't have cordial?
>>216764351>nog
>>216763141phenotype is just the physical manifestation of genotype. race is more than phenotype: it's genetic history. culture is an expression of this genetic history. I can see why on a surface level different types of brownoids fighting each other doesn't make sense to a mutt.
lemon stealing whores
>>216764456poor entire world is too polite to tell Carol she sucks at making lemonade
>>216756666nobody gives a fuck about leaks and spoilersfuck offsincerely
>>216764470We need this nigga to come back to tell Carol that Helen thought her lemonade was meh
Otgonbayar will turn Carol and Zosia into his playthings
>>216764478dipshit its a preview released by apple, you spastic
>>216764456>drinking hot lemonade from new mexico tap water>>i-it's ok
>>216764515He's not like that
major actual plothole why the fuck would zosia drink the lemonade without watching carol make it when it was their first interaction since the overdose
>>216764529they are too polite to do that
>>216764529ez they removed all that sorta stuff from ABQ when they left and have had military surveillance drones over her nonstop.
>>216756840>woke DEI slopIt's not and I'm my opinion is the best thing on TV in years but I have the feeling you are not gonna like it. Try that Texas oil thing with Billy Bob, I think that's more in your alley
Hopefully Zosia gets unplurbed and wants nothing to do with Carol. That kind of ending just makes sense. It's been leading up to that from ep2.
>>216764529why do you think the plurb wolves were rummaging through her trash?they definitely checked her house while she was in vegas.
>>216764529Carol was making it in front of a huge ass window. I'm sure the plurbs spying on her could see her make it. Also Zosia made them clink their glasses so they'd drink at the same time
>>216764595What do you mean? She obviously loves being blown up and drugged and being used as a pirate sex doll
>>216764387Thank you for confirming that Italians aren't white
>>216756666>goat village girl gets plurbed>Koumba gives the plurboids a call>"Good, bring her in."
>>216764529The plurb doesn't give a fuck about Zosia being alive or dead.
>>216764624what is clinking glasses supposed to do?
>>216764659The elites don’t want you to know this but women love getting blown up with grenades. It gets them so wet.
>>216764663it's funny to think that the meme mustache uncle may've had a broader view on whiteness than the modern day /pol/fag
>>216764659>least abusive lesbian relationship
You can tell Carol's a real lesbian because Zosia moved in on like the second date
>>216764668kekw
>>216764668>"and bring the aunt too"
She went from Kusimayu to Koumbaya
Carol now fucked every man, woman and child on Earth.Is she the biggest whore in all of fiction?
>>216764778
Unborn children are also ploibs. Carol the fetus fucker.
>>216764668If they actually did that I would forgive Villigan for everything
So do we have any theories about the meaning of the blue/orange contrast through ep 8?
>>216764668Imagine the reactions of other's in the Zoom call. I'm betting the chinese woman and Otgonbayar will refuse turning. Laxmi too if she knows they're having food problems.
>>216765251I think they all would refuse at this point except for the girl in the preview. She would be totally alone if not for her aunt.
>>216760417Indeed. She'll see something and try to back out but it's too late, then the goat will come over for affection and she'll push it away without emotion.>>216763513The whole thing will have an air of menace. We've never seen them alone with themselves, so maybe even something evil. Would be funny if she suicided herself for some hive reason.>>216763537Taking the stem cells is invasive. This has already happened. Once they've created the strain, they can deploy it any way they choose.
>AAAAAH I SPENT ONE MONTH ALONE AND I'M GOING INSANE
>>216765287They're not evil. They will just make her breathe in the stuff, she will turn, become one of them, and she will join them in freeing all the animals and leaving to the main city near her. This whole village thing is just playacting for her. The creepiness will be in how alien the contrast will be between K's village life and what happens as soon as she is assimilated.
>>216764668Why would he wait until they're plurbed? It's more fun to get them when they've got autonomy. We know the plurb won't step in. He could have a whole sex dungeon built by them under the guise it's for plurb roleplay, then invite the immune women over for dinner, incapacitate them (lace their food, etc) then make them his permanent slaves in sex dungeon servitude. The plurb can't stop him. It's his world, they're all lucky to be there.
>>216765287oh right of course whats in the canister is the virus specifically tailored for her, got it
>>216757376They will stop singing and larping the second she's assimilated.
>>216765371>>216765371>>216765371>>216765371
>>216765342Have you never heard of the banality of evil? For all we know, to be "more efficient" they actively trim down their own numbers so they have more available resource for remaining demand. She could convert then everyone of them could an hero and be picked up by a truck for HDR processing. They wouldn't see it as evil, it's just survival. The needs of the many, etc. They also wouldn't show this to immunes as they know it could terrify them and cause resistance.
>>216764094Seoul>>216756730Seouless
>>216763880top left: kusimayucenter: pajeeta
>>216763547They gotta be in this fucking thread somewhere. I didnt save em.
