>You love war crimes? That's so weird b-baka, I don't think that's cute at all
>>216761741>cameron is gonna churn out this xeno furry shit for the rest of his lifename a bigger downgrade
>>216761741NeyNey got mogged hard in this movie.
>>216761741Stop liking evil women
>>216761798>it aint me starts playing
>>216761879this is nothing new. hitler had good correspondence with arabs, indians, and even africans.
This is who you're simping for btw
>>216761924danned
>>216761941nice
>>216761741I wonder if she has an erogenous Zone at the base of her tail haha. Like an actual cat haha. You know as a joke haha. Do you think she would get horny if you scratched her there haha?
>>216761941she looks cute in an attainable sort of way
>>216761941i would destroy the realm for that fussy not gonna lie
Just remembered they brought out anatomically correct dolls for insane doll collectors after the first movie.Imagine working on the assembly line for these.
>>216761941>granddaughter of Charlie Chaplin>great-granddaughter of playwright Eugene O'NeillDamn, she's showbiz royalty
>>216762052Lmao
>>216761879wrong quaritch, that one is dead.
>>216761941
>>216761941yes, and?
>>216761741
>>216761941nepo cunt
>>216762281>Im so angry that the attractive woman only got her movie career because her grandad was in the movies
>>216762224haha, she's so cute. Um, wow, hi ha, I um, heh, yea.
I would plow her Hollywood royalty twat and bust fat nuts until I starved to death inside her pussy.
>>216762224i want her to burn me
>>216762244>half-brown jewess>looks this goodWhat kind of talmudic blood magic did they do?
>>216762521i read that as bum me
>>216761924it's a common mistake to think that hitler was typically "racist". he just wanted nations to stay as they were and not go multicultural.he really fucking hated jews though, but they're considered "white" anyway.
>>216762584that too
>>216761741>that lewd tailimagine those legs over your shoulders as you pound her while her tail rubs against your prostate with each thrust haha
>>216762052I imagine the majority of the market was the female spinster equivalent of the guys that are collecting kenner star wars figures and stuff, but you just know some baby fuckers out there got their hands on some of these
>>216762680the best bit would be her propping up herself with her tail while you pound herit's like a mobile bed that comes out of her back-butt
>>216761941She gives me sex-crazed girl vibes.
>>216761741What was her dommy tendril power all about?Why can she do that to everyone?Is it just something she picked up that oithers could learn?Is it because she has such rage and hatred against Eywa that connecting to her is a psychic attack?
>Varang is literally 10 feet fallbros do you think 5.3 inches is enough? i'm willing to do the dishes and stuff
>>216762878You have to use your fist.
>>216762878Shes a size queen. 24 inches is the minimum she needs.
>>216762817Too skinny
>>216762867I'm pretty sure they can all do it, they just don't because it's supposed to be sacred thing or a thing done against animals.She had a strong willpower and was able to overpower everyone, except Quaritch who matches her, and Kiri (Ewya) who destroys her.
>>216762955Too fat
>>216763168>a thing done against animalsBut we dont see the same reeling in paralyzing pain when taming an animal. This isnt the same thing.>except QuaritchYou mean besides how she literally subdued him to the point where he feared it happening again and threatened the kill her if she tried.>and Kiri Which is why I think it has to do with her being anathema to Eywa.
>>216762951Length or width?
>>216762878I feel like they had to add details like their penises being small(despite that making no sense anatomically speaking) because of studio meddling and they couldn’t say or display huge cocks for promotional material. Do you think James Cameron has his true, definite lore with things he couldn’t add all to himself
>>216763274smaller dicks and brains, damn.
>>216763274>despite that making no sense anatomically speakingHumans are freaks of nature compared to other apes and monkeys. We have huge dicks and tiny balls, where all the other monke got huge balls and tiny dicks.
>>216761941Ok, and?
>>216763333He's either trolling, or prefers men
>>216763274based james making giant cat mommy for snu snu canon
>>216762817feet
>>216763274No wonder Kiri wants Spider...
>>216761941correct
>>216761782I couldn't be happier for him or myself. Literally nothing else is worth going to the theater for. The rest of Hollywood has given up.
>>216762265
>>216763481Is it just me or does she not look like Charlie at all most of the time, but when she makes certain face expressions you can really see that they're related?
>>216763274Smaller dick because less sexual competition. they dont do cucking and divorcee and "now I'll settle down."Smaller brain because they offload a lot of processing into their "biocloud" of Eywa goddess.
>>216761741How can this rump be flopping? Does DNC have to start promoting furries rights to Indian kids?
>>216763483Honestly thisCameron is the only dude who can still drag my lazy ass to the cinema
An Eywa... CREDIT CARD?!?!
>>216763603never thought of this guy in years but i'm actually impressed he managed to skate out of early youtube without making himself a giant retard like all of his contemporaries
>>216763635>without making ihmself a giant retardYou forgot Demo Reel and his review of The Wall, clearly.
>>216763583Him, sometimes Nolan, and the guilty pleasure Villeneuve. (What can I say, he does grand very well. It's bland, and beige, but it is grande.)
>>216763649It Terrence Malick ever comes back, I'll go see his Jesus movie or whatever it is he's been making after A Hidden Life.
>>216763646thats a joke compared to shit like rooster teeth and everyone from his old site just to begin withhe didnt even make a cuck movie like avgn
I'm on vacation with my dad who hasn't been in a theater in decades. I think this would be a good movie to come back, perfectly functional (as always with James), big spectacle and all. ButHe: hasn't watched previous avatar moviesMe: watched the first one in 2009 and never again. Haven't watched avatar 2Can I see this one without missing much? What about my Dad?TL;DR: can you see this not having watched the previous 2
>>216763756not really, cram them asap
>>216761782>name a bigger downgradeHe gets to make multimillion dollar movies about wanting to fuck catgirls. hes living the dream.
>>216761941Beautiful mid
>>216763322Monkeys also aren’t 12 feet tall.
>>216763771Problem is I don't have a good screen here to even pirate them. Shit.Well, thanks Anon.
>>216761879Where did u find this pic of me
>>216763756You will be completely lost without Way of Water, sorry. Luckily the movie is exactly the same as Way of Water so you get to watch both at the same time!
>>216763756The second one Is shit you'll miss nothing https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xQc0KEk9V74Everyone seems to dislike this one I hated the last one and won't watch this
Hey anons, somebody requested a webm of this scene yesterday, so here it is
>>216764160Goddammit she looks so happy
>>216762052>anatomically correctUh.... is anybody going to ask?
>>216764160>>216764169Also I think the colonel got some
>>216764185You think? My dude got ridden so hard he went native
>>216763756You could read the wiki, but you need to know what happened in way of water
>>216763756the story in the avatar series is so intricate and deep with layers and layers to ityou would have to rewatch 1 and 2 a couple of times to even grasp a fraction of the story in the third movieI will try to condense it, but it will take a couple of posts so bear that in mind and be patient>humans want alien tree for resources>tree protected by big alien dudes>humans turn a dude into alien to spy>he simps for alien pussy>humans attack tree>dude is now permamently alien>2nd movie aliens run away to some islands or shit>humans follow them and attack islands>big bad human turns into alien to escape dyingthats it
>>216762878Just be yourself. Be 11' tall, withstand brain rape and give her a flamethrower
Why do some people hate the series so much and hold it so some unreasonable standard of storytelling, as if it's some experimental artsy-fartsy indie stuff? I don't see normalfags treating MCU, DC or fucking Jurassic Park #999 the same way, they're a lot more forgiving to capeshit even though the storytelling and characters in those "films" for retarded toddlers is way, way worse.
>>216764654Cameron is king of the world so they all want, no, they all NEED him to fail.
>>216763805no, but do you think a gorilla is smaller than a man?
>>216764654abatap
>>216764669Gorillas have small dicks because the males have no sexual competition. They fight the other men over a group of females
>>216764213>black spine on the forehead do you think that's her way to mark him as her mount?
>>216764654They hate the fact that the "no cultural impact" narrative they've been grainfed for years rings less and less true as these films keep being hugely successful
>>216764720It’s already flopping. Did not make as much or even exceeding the Way of Water’s opening weekend figures. It’s over Timmy
>>216764720>They hate the fact that the "no cultural impact" narrativeBut I unironically don't understand why "cultural impact" is some kind of magic spell words to them. I personally love the series and rewatch it every few years, I get what I want from them and then just go about my business, happy that it exists and that it makes me feel good. What else do these people want James to do, film himself doing a tap dance after credits roll? Forcefully insert some retarded immersion-ruining quips that are specifically designed to become viral?
>>216764654Most online "culture" is driven by ragebaiting, concern trolling, shitstorms, drama and controversies Cameron is just having childlike fun playing with with his multibillions aliendinos playground
>>216764742The Way of Water also made less than the original, clearly that makes it a flop
>>216763274
>>216764654Because it's boring and unoriginal as fuck. It's just Pocahontas in space but with zero stakes, you know from the trailer who's going to win and how.
>>216764906It's a movie, not a sport event.Do you watch fireworks to see which one "wins"?
>>216764886Agreed
>>216764906>zero stakesAh yes, I see, The Avengers movies or fucking Fast and Fusious must be great examples of high-stakes! Lmao, Avatar has way higher stakes and more named characters dead or broken than all the modern billion-dollar franchises combined.
>>216764926Even using that argument, the spectacle is just mid as fuck CGI slop with the same boring injuns in speees worldbuilding we've seen before. Compare with other James Cameron KINOES, we know the Titanic is going to sink, but the spectacle achieved with creative practical effects is fucking amazing. We know the Terminator is going to lose, but the journey is full of top tier sequences and innovative effects, the whole ride is entertaining even if you've seen the movie 100 times. With Crapvatar, after I watched the original in 2009 and I have never once wanted to watch it again.
>>216764986>the spectacle achieved with creative practical effects is fucking amazing>the journey is full of top tier sequences and innovative effectsAnd Avatar isn't?
>>216765067Avatar has HFR 3D CGI aliens that still look more real than going outside and looking at a real animal, and that fucker wants to call it mid.They dont have an opinion, they have an argument they want to win.
>>216764964The Avengers and every Fast and Furious slop sequels at least have MEMORABLE scenes. You know it's true when even people who have never seen the Avengers know some of it's beats and characters. I can't recall a single memorable of Avatar other than the ending scene with all the stupid space cats holding hands and dancing around the stupid magical tree to revive the MC whose name nobody recalls, and I can only remember it because the sequence made me cringe.
>>216764986>mid as fuck CGI slopit's top tier CGI slop, anon, it's not my fault you don't understand how fireworks work and lash at them as some kind of shameful sorcery
>>216765104>The Avengers and every Fast and Furious slop sequels at least have MEMORABLE scenesJust because Marvel/F&F slop dialogue is designed to be memed, doesn't make it good. A lot of p[eople are fucking tired of snark, quips and insincerity and Avatar is a breath of fresh air. It might be the only original mainstream IP left that doesn't try to do the capeshit stuff and does its own thing. Just because these movies don't resonate with you doesn't make them bad
>>216761941Our generation's Shelley Duvall
>>216765216That and he's wrong>the interstellar ship coming into orbit>dont play with that, you'll go blind>jake soolley>my mission is to keep you alive, I will fail>lol unobtanium>tentacle sex under black light tree>villain chasing ship out into poison>villain sipping coffee while genociding>villain in general is awesome cultural additionGranted the first movie is easier to note the memorables than the second, but there are moments.For /tv/ its mostly gooning over flat chests.
>>216765178Just because your standards when it comes to CGI slop are that low doesn't means mine are, to me the giant cat people looks as fake and cheesy as The Hulk slamming Loki like a ragdoll, especially when they are introduced. The only CGI that has impressed me in recent years is Godzilla minus one.
>>216765332You're letting your opinion about other elements of a movie influence your judgement of a very specific part, the CGI
>>216765332You're a zoomer, aren't you?
>>216765332You really have no idea what you're talking about, sorry. The Avatar movies are, whatever else you may think about their quality or lack thereof, the cutting edge of these effects. Like, literally as far as this tech has ever been taken. You not liking the story or characters is irrelevant and you need to divorce these things in your mind just like your parents.
>>216765438He's probably a zoomer, too young to remember. You know how I can guess? Avatar was THE 3D movie of its time that started the 3D craze of the early 10s. After it came out, a lot of movies began to use it as a gimmick and some even added "3D" in the title. Case in point: Piranha 3D
>>216761741white boy summer
>>216765567
>>216765815Spooder is such a terrible character...God I hate this faggot
>>216761941she qt
>>216766141very
>>216762572She's not a jew
>>216763454He'll still be a manlet to her
>>216764184The answer is yes, I remember the pictures.
>One ticket to Pandora, please!
>>216764695Just looked it up and apparently it is more to do with the fact that humans walk upright meaning the penis is more on display and thus serves as a marker of reproductive suitability more so than for other mammals who move on all fours. For them the testicles are more on display so it makes sense that the size of the testicles serve as a visual indicator of genetic fitness.Yes, there is a theory that the size and shape of the penis helped to extract sperm from other dudes that have already nutted in your girl, but there is only slim evidence that early humans mated in group orgies. We don't really know how early humans mated and it could have looked more like apes where a dominant male fights off competitors or we could have started pair bonding very early. We don't really know.So the upright theory is more solid, especially when you add the fact that a longer penis deposits sperm deeper in the woman which helps to negate the impact of gravity when she stands back up after sex and your sperm starts running down her cervix and out her vagina.
>>216762052Pril!
>>216762265snusnu?
>>216763274Gorillas have the smallest dicks in the primate world so go figure. Nature would probably do that to you if you were 10 feet tall and your strength scaled
>>216765936hes the only actor in this shit
>>216763333>standing up in the movie theater for stunts3rd world behavior. Whoever did this should've been tossed out.
>>216764160All this was awesome to see in the big screen.
>>216761741Ai slop
>>216761941Oona is hot af are you fucking gay?
>>216765815No doubt his dick got hard after that and he will take his sexual frustration from Kiri in the 4th movie
>>216761941I've came enough to feed millions of starving children in Africa to her sex scene in taboo where she gets fucked by her brother.
>>216764160No wonder they loved him so much lmao
>>216764906Pocahontas meets Fern Gully*
>>216767022>We don't really know.we know that human males lost the penile bone and that human females display a degree of sexual dimorphism not found in other primates, to the point they're fucked up on all levels compared to the males aside from 3 features that have been selected for in disregard of everything else: neoteny, the ability to deliver larger and larger offsprings, and curvesit all points to little to no selection done by the females themselves towards the males, or by the other males competing for the females, as soon as humans got intelligent, the males dominated and selected the females in what were neither monogamous clans or real harems, but probably tended more towards low count polygamy, given the Y bottlenecks evident in the genetic records
>>216761741sauce
>>216763603I love nostalgia critic but he's wrong about basically everythingChris O'Neil put it well:>He makes a new thirty minute video every week, that's incredible and that's hard. But they never improve lol he never gets better at it
>>216767377>the males dominated and selected the females in what were neither monogamous clans or real harems, but probably tended more towards low count polygamy, given the Y bottlenecks evident in the genetic recordsBut again this is just speculation. There are many reasons a y bottleneck can occur, including 'real harems' which you dismiss out of hand. And sexual dimorphism absolutely can be evidence of female sexual selection. We see this all the time in nature where the male of a species will develop traits specifically to attract selection by the females. Traits can also develop exclusively within males to aid in male compeition rather than female selection, but drawing that distinction can be highly speculative. Larger muscles and higher intelligence could be used to out compete other males, but they could also be selected for by females not only for the benefit it will give her offspring in male competition but also for survival in nature.And while outward displays of female sexual suitability such as curves certainly indicate an element of male selection, the lack of development of other traits beyond those that aid mechanically in reproduction is exactly what we would expect to find in a species where female sexual selection plays a critical role.Anyway the point is that the reality of prehistoric human sexuality and reproduction is not straightforward. But the fact that so many different reproductive strategies have existed across cultures in recorded history, and continue to exist today, indicates that most likely there was not a single mode that dominanted early prehistoric human culture. Tribal conflict, inter-tribal competition and both male and female sexual selection would have all played a role.
>>216763789Downgrade of your movie watching experience.
>>216767831Not mine, just yours. My experience is enhanced.
>>216763322Only chimps got huge balls. Gorillas have nuts like cherry pits.
>>216762572She's brit argentinian
>>216764160Does giving women deadly weapons really elicit sex from them? Is that really all a guy has to do? Just give a girl a machine gun for Christmas and she's suddenly down to clown on your dick?
>>216767962the ones that are power hungry cult leaders and warlords, yes.
>>216767962Yeswomen are power hungry and have penis envy, they don't actually want to be the ones fucking, so they need power in other ways, but a gun is a perfect proxy for having a penis and exercising power.
>>216761924Maybe because he wasn't actually as racist as the victors of WWII rewrote history to say he was?
>>216763751>cuck movieYou might be retarded
>>216762281That's every Hollywood actor now bro
>>216761941Zamn! That's my exact type down to a fucking T. Time to tell my wife the bad news and move to wherever this bitch lives.
>>216767962Works on Israeli women 100%
>>216762265Cameron... perhaps I have judged you too harshly
Snow Navi next time please
>>216762073African royalty… wonder where she got the jungle blood from…
>>216761782Ridley Scott
>>216761782Peter Bogdanovich and Francis Ford Coppola
>>216761941>/tv/ virgin just discovers how makeup and dressing up changes a woman's looks>still mad that the woman is attractive with minimal makeup
>>216763274did weta really create this?it's complete nonsense, it's so stupid I thought it was ai
>>216768459it's concept art for the first movie
>>216765243Underrated
>>216762867>Control animals with mind link >Established as profane to go tip to tip with another naavi (movie 1 somewhere, if you forgot everyone else watching forgot too) >She does it >Battle of the minds.jpg >Quaritch and deus ex machine girl only ones resistant to our goth gf's mindfuck powers
God I want this...https://streamable.com/av7c2k
>>216766358>Implying
>>216763322Not me, at least one of my balls is 50ml (even after got torsion and had to have a some removed; I also badly damaged the other one in a bike accident - I assumed it was tiny at 25mls but that's apparently the average). My penis is also 2" (flaccid)
>>216768728her pussy was so hot and fiery during that scene
>>216763274this is obviously not real or in universe propagandathey have quotation marks around "mind" for the na'vi I don't think we're supposed to take it as gospel
>>216767635Avatar
>>216767178At this point they should have CGI'd him too. Big technical flex for it to not look like the polar express + the character would be accurately 15 instead of 30 in all these Dad no scenes + the digital puppet could actually emote.
>>216761741I want to have sex with Varang, bros.
>>216768900A lot of us seem to want the same thing
>>216763483Correct.
>>216764654The original Avatar came out when basically everything was irony poisoned. The emo fads of the 00s were on their way out, financial crisis was rocking the world and millennials were obsessed with critiquing and "subverting" everything within the text itself, alongside the text. This was the time where it basically became enshrined as a universal fiction law that you need to slather everything in irony, you must keep a sarcastic, smug distance from any genuine expression, because anything genuine is actually just pretending, so in order to not be fake you have to hide what you actually want to say and mean and only hint through increasingly esoteric winks. This meant that everyone had to watch their tone because being too open risked being mocked, and the feeling of alienation that came with it was overwhelming, and it's only been getting worse ever since the social media boom.Avatar negated literally all of that: it was an optimistic sci fi story that let you, the viewer, escape into a world where genuine change is possible, where you can remake yourself and join a (literal in this case) tribe that cares for you. All it asked of you is to suspend your disbelief and your cynicism just for the ride, and in exchange it let you into an amazing world. The following two movies continue in this vein, even though the cultural zeitgeist has embraced emotional distancing to the level of admiring genuine psychopathy. The critics are so vicious about them specifically because they don't fit into the mold of either grimdark "everyone's cynical and rotten and would murder or rape if they could get away with it" or the zany "characters quip every line because they are breaking the fourth wall and acknowledging the audience's awareness that this movie's premise is silly" MCU writing. (Plus, the focus on the emotional experience meant Avatar didn't fit the mold of nerd homework exercise fodder for a YouTube 50-parter arguing about unobtanium mining mechanics and such.)
why is the movie flopping?
>>216768967Avatar fatigue is at an all time high and no one knows who Fire and Ash is.
>>216761879don't you mean "fortunate son"also it physically pains me that I will never have crazy big blue xeno gf
>>216768967Cause Avatar has always sucked.The only reason the first one did so well was because of the insane media hype machine. First film from James Cameron after the mega successful Titanic, highest budget film ever, 3D film that didn't make you wear the red and blue glasses.And all this media hype circulating in a culture that had yet to be stratified by social media.The first Avatar film was a massive cultural moment. But the film itself was only serviceable. Avatar never became anyone's favourite film. Kids didn't become obsessed with it like they did for Star Wars or Disney films back in the day or Marvel later on. The second film only did so well because Marvel fatigue had kicked in but the general public had become conditioned to expect big spectacle cinematic universe slop when they paid money to see a film in theatre. They were sick of Marvel but still wanted that fix and thought that Avatar might give it to them.And again it was serviceable, so people didn't walk out of the cinema telling people they hated it and others not to watch it, but it didn't leave them wanting more either.And now the Marvel slop conditioning has worn off and general audiences don't really give a fuck about going to the cinema to see big spectacle family friendly fantasy.I expect this new film to do about as good as any December release blockbuster that isn't a complete turd to do. People who want to see a film over their Christmas New Year break will see it, but it won't draw anyone to the cinema who wasn't planning to go anyway.
>>216768967i'ts not flopping!
>>216761741I just rewatched the movie and noticed that Quaritch was rubbing the tip Varangs kuru when they were cuddling thank you Jimbo
>>216769223But it hasn't made two billies in one day! FLOP!
Im sad the Water Chief's wife diedShe easily had the biggest rack out of all the female charactersWhat a waste
>>216769458maybe going into battle when she's having contractions isn't a very smart idea.
>>216769316honestly the unedited version is funnier
>>216769324>It's not a phase, Eywa
>>216768268This is the correct answerDude has no standards, doesn't give a fuck about anything, just makes whatever the suits tell him to
>>216769458how long was she pregnant again? I still don't understand when they have timeskips and how much time they took
>>216762265Cameron clearly hasn't heard of Virtamate
So what's the retarded faggot hippy message in this chapter of fern gully? Forest fires?
>>216769458post pics so I can judge those tits myself
>>216769699still whales
>>216769699Dealing with loss and knowing when to change.
>>216769727Are you fucking serious lmao
>>216764160
I rewatched the second movie and I still don't get why Jake didn't just take his family to live off grid somewhere instead of forcing some other tribe to deal with their baggage. He knew good and damn well that Quaritch wouldn't just give up hunting him and even the Water Chief said they'd bring their war to his people.
>>216769743it's not avatar 3, it's avatar 2,2222
>>216769759majake is not a smart man
>>216769743Whales and Navi are the only Pandorans that get subtitles.They arent going anywhere for the rest of the franchise.
>Na'vi worship an AI that considers playing with Legos a felonyWhy are cats so retarded?
>>216761941I would destroy my Nordic heritage breeding 30 kids into her.
>>216769759Same reason he joined the blue man group in the first place, he is fucking stupid
>>216769759They're not good enough to live innawoods on their own, the kids need an environment to grow, and living off the eywa grid is probably deeply traumatising.asking for asylum to an already existing remote tribe is a solution.but really there was no point in going away in the first place, fighting back was always the answer.
Did James change the goal from magic floating rocks to magic whale semen JUST to end the discussion of "why don't the humans just nuke pandora"?
>>216761941>>216762224>>216762244Incredible ass, cute face, homely housewife look.She’s fucking perfect bruhs
>>216769819not really, no, they're probably still mining the rock
>>216769819>>216769979I just think there was absolutely NO way to detect the Navi hiding under the rocks for the second or third time in a row. Furthermore, I firmly believe that the clear skies over whathumacallit prevent taking advantage of the Apache's 3km range on the 30mm cannon and you absolutely should fly into arrow range.Furthermore, FPV drones were banned by the geneva convention and there is absolutely no visual targetting allowed on modern CIWS systems against red-ho swarms with IFF trackers.
>>216769979They were mining it in part 2 and specifically mentioned Jake attacking their mining operations
>>216769486Correct>>216769557I dont know the gestation period of a Na'vi because I dont give a fuck but Im assuming the time from Avatar 2 and three is just under a year>>216769701I dont have a picture but they are fucking massive for a Na'vi/spoiler]
>>216769874>Incredible assSource?
I want movie 4 to have the plotline of Quaritch getting the same Eywa powers as Grace's hellspawn because fuck youThen movie 5 he fights her in the planet's lifestream using their god powersIf that happens I will admit these movies are good
>>216761941>petite Dusky skinned spinner brunette with big brown eyesyou mean the peak phenotype?>parker posey>riley reid>christina millotti
>>216769819>Heh, this will shut them up. A second macguffin! This time a... synthesisable organic compound! >"Why are they using harpoons instead of active sonar and depth charges this is stupid as shit" >!? If I could snap my fingers and fix the last 2 movies, the ocean conservation asspull should have just been overfishing. The human Mordor city should be feeding itself with the sea, certain species of native plant/animal life should have been found to be edible by humans, and the expansion of settlement underpinned by harvesting it. Instead of whales that talk I'd have the thing being hunted their aquatic mounts. Same "sentience" as the fliers and the equivalent of eating beef in front of a jeet to kill them, especially with large scale industrial fishing. Muhbuffalo, wild horse culling, and dolphin safe tuna all in one.
>>216769699Hate is bad.Killing is bad.Do nothing.
>>216770140But... they use sonar and they use depth charges? You didn't even watch the movie
>>216769759He literally admits that his plan was wrong in this movie. As the other anon pointed out, he's not the meant to be the smartest character.
>>216770174also as >>216769804 points out, they're a highly social species.
>>216769776Not true. The fucking squids are shown to understand commands.
>>216768786seconding, the "mind" makes it really obvious, dunno why nobody else pointed that out
>>216770159>Gay sound gun (above water) and torpedoes (videogame tier useless) Torpedoes exploded next to spider underwater and he didn't instantly die from overpressure. If not for varaang and quaritch this would be 100% slop.
>>216770223I could handle itJust like how I could handle blue titties and ass
>>216761741SEX
>>216770197Shown to understand commands - like the flying mounts have already shown - is very different than having a language be shown in subtitles.
>>216770174He is smart though. He accepts that there is zero way the Na'vi can defeat the humans. Attacking in a frontal assault would just get them all killed. The only thing they can do is harass outlying supply convoys and try to stay hidden. Once they are targeting Sully and his family specifically, he knows that the only option that's not death is to run away. Jake has no indication that there will be additional special Eywa powers given to Kiri soon. The maximum powers he used from Eywa are not enough to win. Jake knows the Na'vi's time is running out and Humans will win eventually, but he can't admit that to them. All the Na'vi have left is to live out their remaining time in semi-peace and happiness before they're all forced onto a reservation or genocided. Jake was giving up and just wanted to vanish.
>>216770241>they will never be real
>>216770274>>216770274>five toes
>>216768728OK im going to go see this tomorrow now
>>216770356Yes the artist probably hasn't seen these stupid fucking movies, so what?
>>216770408What you see in that clip is just about how much there is in the movie
>>216761741Bros I just want a cute native wife but I got stuck with a white hambeast for ten years
>>216770428That you just gave yourself away, Colonel...You're no more Na'vi than this burger
>>216770464Honestly I don't want to sit through 3 hours of blue timbernigger family just to see based genocide aliens
>>216769701i got you senpai
>>216770471Being a real Na'vi means being a bug eating bird fucking crypto-nigger so yeah I'd much rather prefer to be some weird human-made biohorror that exists specifically to spit in the face of Eywa.
>>216770498I was disappointed. Calling the movie Fire and Ash was misleading IMO.Her and Quaritch bonding over weapons was a cute scene, but it quickly goes back to Way of Water afterwards
>>216770223na'vi can't into distillation so it's fruit wine at worst
>>216770564Gay shit. You talked me out of it
>>216764720Because 'cultural impact' really means 'marketing'. Avatar sells itself, so it doesn't need full-spectrum saturation of our attention-spans, and marketing people don't know how to sell products that sell themselves.
>>216770680Sorry anon. Not worth the ticket price with how much they reused
>>216770680Ya like whales anon?
>>216770553What are the chances of Eywa being some sort of Lovecraftian horror like the brother moons in Deadspace?
>>216770757My least favorite type of human female
>>216770764That's literally already the plot, not that that faggot hippy Cameron even realizes it
>>216761741Wasn't this the plot of the first and second movie? I cant wait for A4 in 2058 where sully, his wife + friends have to stop the evil corporation from harvesting X and stop the marine colonel from kidnapping his family to threaten him into turning himself in.
>>216770764it's a benevolent fungi network that likes stone age larp
>>216770801Where the first and second movie hit the same story beats, the second and third have the same story beats but also very similar set pieces and story arcs for characters. The climactic battle was so similar it was shocking.
>>216769701
>>216770913There they areFucking nice
>>216770764Its literally Lilith Rei from Eva lol
>>216770913Canon reason why the ocean Navi have bigger tits than the forest ones? Buoyancy?
>>216770986Better nutrition
>>216770986fishe diet
>>216761741>the ash navi talking about girls(?) while skinning an animal right before being ambushed by Neytiridoes anyone have a webm?
>>216771158There's also a seen of the Hell's Gate security personal cat-calling Neytiri
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>>216770986Forest Navi are archers and smaller breasts are better for that. Reef Navi use crossbows so big tits aren't an issue.
>>216770742A ticket for A3 in 3d and HFR cost me 9,89€. Thats a little over 3€ per hour of entertainment. I's hard to get a better deal for anything else other than staying for a whole day at some museum or something. And if I had choosen a normal viewing it would have been even cheaper.
>>216771173>wainfleet promising a pack of beer to soldiers who get him intel on Jake>quaritch rubbing the tip of varangs kuru while cuddling>quaritch taking a shot of alcohol with the ash navi around a campfire>varang telling her tribesmen to stand up straight and not show fearI love little moments like these
>>216761941she was the best part of the movie
>>216771209I like Varang getting all flustered and horny when Quaritch said he was her equal
>>216770986she's pregnant
>>216771234that was awesome her pupils dilating and the fire reflecting off of them while Quaritch talks about guns, killing and pillaging was outstanding
>>216770680>>216770742It's still much better than all the slop hollywood is producing otherwise, i enjoyed my 3 hours
>>216771158they're even talking about raping. Ash na'vi truly are bastards
>>216761782>DowngradeFor you
>>216761941Give that a hag warning next time!
>>216763322TIL Asians are the other monke
>>216761741Waifu of the year, maybe decade.
>>216771303Yeah whatever fatass
>>216761741If she had this kind of personality she would be DROPPED for me instead of PICKED UP
>>216765567I don't think based Jake feels this way however
>>216771826cringe
>>216764160This scene reminds me of Spider Sabich, only instead of his wife getting turned on she just shot him a bunch.
>>216762265Boys, I finally understand. He really is a mastermind.
>>216764160Literally worth the watch for those scenes. I need a spinoff of just her
>>216771942You're cringe, she's hot as fuck
>>216763756Your father will kill you if you show this piece of shit to himGo watch a REAL movie, witch actors instead of CGI goblins
>>216761741why she got a fat ass for? cameron bros?
>>216772144To bait people into watching his dogshit satanic hippy propaganda
>>216768728Sexo
>>216764261>you need to know what happened in way of waterCGI characters swim for three hours and absolutely nothing happens. Oh, and the villain of the first movie is resurrected as a CGI character.I don't think I have ever seen a movie with less story per minute than Avatar 2.
>>216772160You don’t even know what you’re saying
>>216772349Yes I do. Avatar is not only bad and boring, it's evil. The ethos of the movie is that the highest good is to abandon humanity and live as an animal. That trying to improve quality of life for yourself or your posterity is not only evil, but TURNS you evil.
What is it about the Na’vi that make them so rapable?
>>216772391No, the moral is to kill CEOs
>>216772555Can't wait for Parker's dad as the main villain in movies 4 & 5
>>216772555Killing CEOs would not have fixed the fundamental conflict between humans who don't want their species and civilization to die and others who are fine making alien dopplegangers of themselves that are enslaved to the planet they live on.
>>216772391>it's evilcry me a river christcuck
>>216772588What if people just stopped killing the Earth via overpopulation and pollution?
>>216772588>Killing CEOs would not have fixed the fundamental conflict between humans who don't want their species and civilization to diethe humans that defected with the na'vi are shown to thrivethe moral is to kill CEOs, that removes all problems and conflicts of interests
>>216772615The earth has more biomass than it did 100 years ago
>>216772621>shown to thriveThey live a primitive lifestyle worshiping an entity that is so asinine that the mere act of stacking one stone on top of another is illegal
>>216772615overpopulation is a meme, the first world isn't overpopulated
>>216772391Evil is a made up concept developed by christfags around the same time the Roman Empire went under for that exact reason that they became soft and submitted to slave morality.The movie draws an accurate parallel for how real human history has functioned. The societies that as you say improved themselves beyond bare substance all did it on the backs of slaves and the blood of conquest. There are no civilizations that became great by being hippy pacifists. It is not "evil" to take others resources by force any more than it is evil for ant colonies to raid and enslave each other. Its just something that social creatures do.
>>216772647>>216772628We're talking about Earth in Avatar, not ours. Why did this hit such a nerve that you suddenly forgot you were having a movie talk?
>>216772641>They live a primitive lifestylewith the same tech they had beforespider is a zealot, not the norm amongst the humans that live alongside the na'vi
>>216772621>the humans that defected with the na'vi are shown to thriveThey live outside and shit in the woods. The first time they get sick or break a bone they're dead. Of course the movie pretends like this is no big deal because it's hippy propaganda. Also also most of the "humans" are actually alien doppleganger copies of humans who have already died.
>>216772615>if peoplepeople don't do that, (((stakeholders))) do
>>216772660>We're talking about Earth in Avatar, not ours.It is ours. James is a hippy faggot and fundamentally misunderstands everything about the world.
>>216761941wud berry
>>216772695Silence secondary
my favorite scene where was where that pirate went kamikaze on the jellyfish ship. the ending was corny as shit though
>>216772615cool it with the anti-semetic remarks
>>216772682>The first time they get sick or break a bone they're deadThat's not how they're portrayed at all, they were willing and capable of using a helicopter to go provide medical support to someone miles awayThey have all the equipment they had when the RDA was still in charge, they just don't have the RDA in charge.
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>>216763789>he makin mondey doe NIGGUHHHHHHok nigger, IDC. these aren't good movies, they fucking STINK, and he used to be a good director.
>>216772391>abandon humanity and live as an animalabandon humanity? kek, humanity's technological advancement is what killed God in the movie and reality. Industrialization simply destroyed everything holy, ruined everything given to man by God, and led to endless breeding by humans until all is consumed and billions of humans live in sin daily as pushed by everlasting greed and desire for more money and power. The Na'vi in contrast live happy, holy lives with traditional families, conservative values, high-trust tight-knit close communities. They trust in their God and believe it will provide everything they need. Oh my, so evil!
>>216772682>Also also most of the "humans" are actually alien doppleganger copies of humans who have already died.I don't think you've seen the movies at all, jake was an exception, the other avatar pilots didn't get transferred permanently in the avatars, they still pilot them from afar when they want.
>>216767962Works on most white women I know yes.
>>216772659The roman empire fell because bad succession laws leading to bouts of horrifically destructive administration. Also even if you have no belief in good and evil, the movie clearly does, and it's extremely black and white.
>>216772660>Turns out Jake is a bitter nihilist faggot in the first movie too>Surprised Pikachu when man in fact did not die on their "dieing" world but instead sent a colonized worth of people to push his shit in Cameron backed off on an existential need for human expansion because it's too justified if you aren't a complete bug person with a bug mind and bug soul. Now humans are just mean and after immortality juice... and fully willing to work with naavi, again, now that there are some free of the hive mind.
>>216772712>Quaritch falls in love with his rapistSad, but known to happen
>>216769486Why the boss did and she lived mabye Navi are just to fragile
>>216772728>They have all the equipment they had when the RDA was still in charge, they just don't have the RDA in charge.These are scraps from RDA occupation, only on the planet due to hundreds of generations of humans who knew better than to rely on nature for all things. And without industrial society, these scraps will deteriorate and be used up.
>>216772750>humanity's technological advancement is what killed God in the movie and reality.Your understanding of God is facile. Man was given the world, the world is not God itself. Nature is actively hostile and constantly trying to kill you, and it is only thanks to your ancestors trying their hardest to beat and rape it into submission that you live in anything approaching comfort. The infant mortality rate before the industrial revolution was over 30%. Most people died in agony for reasons they didn't even understand.
>>216772695I accept your concession.
>>216772808They live in the Garden of Eden, a literal paradise. All that is necessary for a long and happy life is provided. There's a literal planet-wide deity caring for the entire ecosystem. They don't need hot pockets, reality tv, and wage slaving to be fulfilled in their lives.
>>216770986Everything gets bigger when it's near water
>>216772855>They live in the Garden of Eden, a literal paradise.First of all, no it isn't, it's crawling with man eating monsters and the Na'vi themselves have to train diligently to avoid being slaughtered. Secondly, the whole point of Pandora is that it represents an ideal of what Cameron thinks the earth could be like if humans submitted to nature.
>>216770131Evil Varang be like
>>216772808>And without industrial society, these scraps will deteriorate and be used up.No, they won't, they've been built sturdy for colonisation purposes, they've got shit and the way to keep it up.
>>216773226That's not how industry works and your fundamental misunderstanding of all of the elements that have to come together to provide even basic amenities illuminates how you could possibly be dumb enough to think living on pandora wouldn't be shit. These facilities require exotic materials, extremely precisely manufactured components, and experts with varied and specific training to design, fabricate, and maintain. No, the Na'vi won't be able to keep shit like this running without exogenous human support, just like how Africans fail to maintain even basic infrastructure like wells and bridges built by foreigners.
>>216773308>NoYes, because that's how stuff is being presented, humans are shown to coexist on pandora with very advanced and fine technology kept functional even after a decade without proper industrialisation, in some green solarpunk utopia living in symbiosis with the na'vi primitives, and that the greed of megacorporations was what was forcing them to choose the path of violence and consumption over peace and renewables.
>>216773308The traitor scientists are basically living in Arctic research pods. After 15 years of wear they're one blown door seal away from death even if it's never been brought up in the movie outside of spider not having a second mask.
>>216773414>humans are shown to coexist on pandora with very advanced and fine technology kept functional even after a decade without proper industrialisation,They are using the existing facilities because they are already fucking there. The metal was already dug up and refined and shaped, plastic synthesized and injected, microchips and circuitry forged in massive foundries, chemicals rendered from petroleum in great factories, optics and display screens and robotics carefully and precisely manufactured by other robots in facilities being fed an infinitely complex web of supply chain inputs. Pandora cannot make any of this, not without making it much more like earth.
>>216773515>Pandora cannot make any of thisYes, they can now, just not at an industrial scale
>>216773567>Yes, they can now,No, they can't make any of it. They are completely dependent on off world manufacturing to even maintain what they currently have.
>>216773636>nu uh, the super advanced future humans are too dumb to build stuff on their own despite having all human knowledge at their fingertips, engineers, scientists and colonisation equipment lmao
um.......did anyone ask why "the planet" saved Spider by filling him with mushrooms, and saved Jake by transferring him into the Navi body? shouldn't "the planet" have put mushrooms in Jake? allowing him to breath the air? I don't have access to re-watch the first Avatar to remind myself why the situations were different (if they were??)
>>216773891Jake didn't need any saving. He was fine. The entire tribe of Na'vi begged Eywa to transfer his consciousness into the Avatar.
>>216773891>shouldn't "the planet" have put mushrooms in Jake?no need when it can just ctrl-x, ctrl-c him into the avatar body
>>216772794I looked around nervously when the rape scene played but everyone was just munching popcorn and had already forgotten that the tail thing is literal actual sex and that she was forcing herself on him. Guess literal RAPE is okay in a PG-13 movie when its alien-on-alien rape.
>>216773891why would he want his human body to be able to breathe? he has 3 legs to use on the avatar one
>>216773936it's intimate but it's not inherently sexual or they would be zoophiles every time they ride an animalit's just handholding of the central nervous system kind
>>216774001So me feeling your entire body isn't inherently sexual? listen to yourself
>>216774001It's still mindrape and just as violent and violating. That's why she was doing it to everyone.
>>216773716>the super advanced future humans are too dumb to build stuff on their own despite having all human knowledge at their fingertips, engineers, scientists and colonisation equipmentlmaoThey literally aren't building. There are no mines, they are not pumping oil, they aren't even fucking farming at any meaningful scale. There is no industry.
>>216773936it's more like torture and assault, which I suppose rape also is. But it's not the same
>>216774074If I can lock in on your body and feel literally everything that you feel and do it against your wish, that is basically worse than rape. I'm actively violating you on a full body spectrum scale.
>>216774146Star Trek has done this with Vulcan Mind Meldsat first it's like "our identities merge, it's the most intimate thing ever!" and then in another episode they are like "we need the info, get it with a mind meld" like it's no big deal
>>216773716>Just like, manifest aluminum bro Can you?
>>216761941>Calls ICE
>>216773936That was a deleted scene where it's a sex euphemism for neteri and jake. it's just profane and violative because you're not supposed to assert dominance over another naavi (doing it to whales is fine apparently). I'm pretty sure the first movie says something about not going tip to tip because it does what happens when varaang does it.
