>master! let's have sex!>no jeannie!>*laugh track plays*
>>216765486forget the sex, she made it a weekend for him to catch up on rest and let him go fishing, hunting, fuck her or whatever he wanted as long as he had a break and he was STILL being a faggot
>>216765486For me it is the sitcom about the dude who made a loli robot.
>>216765577Small wonder is kino and not for pedo chuds
Elizabeth Montgomery was hotter. I always thought it was weird that the pilot episode of Bewitched almost had Samantha getting raped by her husband's boss before she used magic to transform him into a dog, it's a pretty far cry from the tone in the rest of the series.
>>216765691Pilots are good for exposing those types of weak points and getting rid of them. As a kid, I hated the episodes where Dick York was laying on the couch all the time. Later found out he had extreme back pain and didn't want to do the show anymore. The couch was a compromise to keep the show going so everyone didn't lose their jobs. Eventually the pain was too severe and the role was recast.
>>216765577Dr. Slump was an anime and manga, not a sitcom.
so why was this show so significant that even decades later it got porn adaptations?
>>216767041>so why was this show so significant that even decades later it got porn adaptations?Reruns played for decades in syndication. Pretty much every American was exposed to it from the 1970s-1990s.
>>216765486You cannot convince of how good boomers had it and how much they took from you.
>>216767221not just in america
>>216767041her father probably watched the original in his youth, chuckling along, not realising how the dominos would fall and what his daughter would end up doing.
>>216767221>from the 1970s-1990sI watched I Dream of Jeannie reruns through Nick@Nite as a '03 zoomer
>>216765486It's amazing how unrepressed the 60's were compared to today.
>>216765486No way, fag.
>>216767293what makes you think her father was in her life?
>Still goin, this asshole
>>216765691>that man wants to have sex with me>I'll transform him into a dog!you just know
>>216767221>every AmericanEverybody with a TV.
>>216766053Yup. I remember that the pilot of the Dick van Dyke show had their kid be, like, outright stupid. Good thing to cut because it was a bit mean spirited. A lot of these old shows hold up amazing, though. Van Dyke is my favorite, the Addams family TV series is shockingly good too. Not dated one bit.
>>216768972we don't sign our posts here
>>216765486>>216765691which one is more powerful?
>>216767234>>216767822>>216768616Boomers think they invented sex, but the very fact they exist proves the opposite. You don't get a baby boom without a preceding sex boom.For 6 years men had to kill each other and women had to fight each other for the old/short/flat-footed/everyone too weak to send to war. Then, in a very short space of time, they were reunited. What would you do in their place?Unlike boomers, they didn't even have some new-age guru ruining the sex by telling them how "beautiful" and "spiritual" it is. No, it was prohibited and they were allowed to feel dirty doing it.Also no feminist "self-empowerment" mumbo-jumbo. Your great-great-grandmother was free to feel completely humiliated being bent over the kitchen table by a returning GI, leading to more orgasms in one night than a boomer gets in her entire life.No non-judgemental "hate the sin, not the sinner" Christianity. Men had to put a ring on it, or be shunned by their entire community. Hence very few boomers were raised by single mothers.No concept of "marital rape". 20 more years bent over that kitchen table getting pregnant, without the burden of having to ask for it.No helicopter parenting. Just send your kids to play outside while you bend their mother over for the 17,385th time.No "natural birth" cult. Just give your wife whatever drugs help her. (Children not resented, because there is no pain. Hence boomers spoiled).No anti-drug/alcohol culture in general. Most psychedelics still legal, although not yet abused by hippies. (Hint: Merlot tends to make men rock-hard, and champagne makes women sensitive and giggly. Don't ask me why, it just does.)>>216767773Always remember this when boomer propaganda shows up. Boomers destroyed love, sex, marriage and childbirth. Everything you were taught as normal human life is their perverted design.
>>216769226I actually did powerscale the two quite a bit when I was pissing away my teenage years watching cable television. Genies in IDOG are powerful but get easily tripped up on their own rules and outwitted into servitude. Witches (and warlocks) in Bewitched are stupidly powerful given that they're all immortal demigod sorcerers and among them Samantha is especially powerful (certainly more than her father and it's heavily implied more than Endora) - which is why so many of her fellow witches and relatives are outraged that she's wasting her potential living a mortal existence.
>>216769289nice how this applied across the classes, too. i'm not naive enough to think people didn't just shag, but it was part of the culture (not to mention, pre-birth-control, people got married quicker/younger).these Britons celebrating with their fully-clothed, ordinary gfs/wives are way 'sexier' than the slutty model types earlier in the thread.
>>216765486>>216765691The most absurd part of these shows isn't the hot all-powerful magical woman who dedicates herself to serving her man, but the ridiculous notion that her man would keep his day job.
I need an I Dream of Genie and Bewitched expert to tell me whether any femdom-adjacent scenes or plotlines happened in the show.
>>216769396Samantha's cousin Serena was just the same actress in a black wig and she would act like a spoiled slut, it was awesome. Jeannie had an evil sister as well (same gimmick) who for a time was ordering around Tony's friend Roger, who was down for it because he wanted a sex-genie no matter what. Unfortunately it was still the 60's and women weren't allowed to be too dominant.
>>216769508Thank you, bro.
>>216769369Samantha for sure had some kind of tradwife fetish and would have been devastated if Darrin wanted to cash in on her powers and live it up. Tony was just autistic and stuck-up or probably a little bit gay from his time in the air force.
>>216765486>Jeannie, I want you to shrink me to a few inches tall and then let me rub your feet
>>216767041for me, it's kelly trump as jeannie
>>216769542>Samantha for sure had some kind of tradwife fetishThis explains why she chose the mortal world, but not why she has to watch their daughter all day while Darrin struggles to make a living the mortal way. With a few nose-wiggles she could get Darrin a promotion to VP and find a babysitter who can handle Tabitha. The only possible explanation is that she has a masochistic fetish for suffering.
>>216765486>mfw this bubbly, upbeat, loving, sexy woman who can bend reality to my every whim, and whose only desire in the world is to make me happy won’t leave me the fuck aloneMore like “I Dream of Blowing My Fucking Brains Out”.
>>216770415Darrin is the breadwinner and head of the household but a deeply insecure man, it suits Samantha well enough that he'll happily treat her like a housewife and not beg her for magical help but it also means that if he feels his success is not solely on his own merits he'll freak out.
>>216767221Gilligan's Island too
>>216769681Patrician taste
>>216767221Yup. I would go straight from Ren and Stimpy to Addams Family and I Love Lucy reruns on Nick at Nite, and stuff like Gilligan’s Island/I Dream of Jeannie/Bewitched were my getting ready for school go-to background noise.
Alright it's safe now, someone post the nipples
>>216765486I remember at one point as a kid I was at a Sam Goody, FYE, or Suncoast, and saw a cardboard cutout of Jeannie, but it looked you could actually see her bellybutton, and it was the hottest fucking thing I had ever seen.
sex
>>216769120>the dog is also spreading legs and points his dick at the camera what a jerk
>>216771175They released her navel in the later seasons
>>216767221I'm brazillian and my smartTV has a channel dedicated to jennie. I watch sometimes...
>>216765600As someone who watched it when it was new, it is absolutely both.
>>216767221Also the costume design was S tier
>>21676557780s shows are like some fever dream. Robot child slaves?https://youtu.be/CBndhR9GcWM
>>216773140She was part of the family, bro
>>216773160the child actor looks like she was part of some MkUltra monarch type stuff
>>216773237She's playing a robot, dummy.
>>216765691>Elizabeth Montgomery was hotterNope, Eden mogs her hard
>>216766053Wait, THAT'S the reason for the infamous recast? Holy shit. I've heard Dick York vs. Dick Sargent, nobody-likes-Dick-Sargent jokes/references my entire life, but never once have I heard it was because York was in severe physical pain. I always assumed it was the usual he got tired of the role or he got fired or whatever.
>>216773350What a fucking CUTIE
>>216773413she really is something else
Did Samantha ever have an equivalent scene to Jeannie's scene in the first episode where she's walking around in nothing but one of Tony's shirts?
>>216773350>>216773495damn, that's an extremely cute smile/laughno wonder everyone wanted to sex her
>>216765486Why didn't he just wish for Jeannie to make him a heterosexual? Was his lust for dicks and man ass that strong?
Jeannie bros...I'm not feeling so good...
>>216769177The Dick Van Dyke Show pilot was also painfully melodramatic>I’m not a martyr, I’m a mother
>>216774155i don't even know what bewitched is, i'm not sure i've ever even seen an episode
>>216774189>Witch uses magic>Neighbors see magic>Witch gaslights neighbors into thinking they're insane
>>216767041>>216769681Quite a few of these.
>>216773495so cute, bros…
>>216774381Of course Jenna has also made two movies.
>>216774155normies have shit taste
Does the three wishes thing ever come up in I Dream of Jeannie, or is it just left at her doing magic for him whenever she wants?
>>216769289The leftists told me Europe always had millions of the blacks, and the blacks, Asians like Indians and Japanese defeated the Nazis.
>>216769289Beyond based
>>216765486Are there any anime/mangas with this plot?
>>216774608UNF
>>216774657That wouldn't work for a long running show, would it? She does magic all the time. Usually gets him into trouble.
>>216765486Glimpse of a better America.
>>216774838>That wouldn't work for a long running show, would it?I dunno, they could always save his official wishes for special occasions/episodes or something. Make it something like "Unlike the random magic I do for you, wishes can't be undone."
This was risqué for the 1965 show. We don't see women wearing their man's shirt and nothing else in movies any more.
>>216775079>We don't see women wearing their man's shirt and nothing else in movies any moreThat's because proper relationships don't exist anymore
>>216765486>>216765577Amusingly both of these shows heavily influenced early anime
>>216773350https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF_Sg1SyoHk&t=1096s
>>216775079>Jeannie, take that off!>proceeds to unbutton
>>216775335>both of these shows heavily influenced early animeUrusei Yatsura is pretty much just a parody in the vein of Family Guy of Bewitched and Jeannie.
>>216775382Aye, the pilot is awesome and so is Jeannie.
>>216765486>show specifically designed to annoy male boomer audience showing a man with a perfect woman who constantly rejects her>this was meant to be comically different than IRL womenLittle did they know how women would actually become.
>>216767234Do you check under your bed for """boomers""" at night? You people are pathetic.
>>216775355does William shatner do the passwords
>>216775079err umm, cutefeet *ejaculates*
>>216775607How did they become?
>>216765691Black and white era Bewitched is a while different show from color Bewitched.The first three seasons basically play out as a more serious dramedy where they try and stay in a realistic context for the show rather than make it a straight up live action cartoon for kids. The witchcraft elements were explicitly played up as a metaphor for marrying "the other" and prejudice/bigotry was explored on both ends with Samantha scared of being punched for being a witch and Darrin constantly being under threat of being lynched too for being the supernatural version of a white woman marrying a black man.
>>216776356Feminism is cancer.
>>216774798It's basically a whole genre.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_girlfriend>>216775335I wouldn't give that credit to Small Wonder though. Dr Slump is a few years older and the concept goes all the way back to Astro Boy in the 50s.
Sitcoms about women with supernatural powers who reject them and live a happy life as suburban housewives and submit to their husbands.I dream of Jeannie and Bewitched were hugely popular, became instant and beloved classics.
I love IDoJ. Jeannie is the best sitcom wife
>>216775910>Visits 4Chan>Goes into every thread crying about 4Channers.Did the reddit jannies ban you for being an insufferable faggot?
>>216775726cute
>>216773375Yes, even laying down was terrible for him. Got to give him credit for trying to find ways to keep the show going but ultimately replacing him or somehow writing him out of the show was the only path forward. >Murphy has now revealed which Darrin she believes was the best, now that she is grown up and both of the men have passed away (York in 1992 and Sargent in 1994). She said, “I will give you a scoop. My entire life I have been so diplomatic because I loved them both. They were wonderful guys. Watching the show, Dick York is a better Darrin.”>Murphy continued, “Dick York was a dad and he had a lot of kids and he was just more paternal. So he was more like a dad. Dick Sargent was a great guy and we were in touch up until he passed away. But I’m going with Dick York on this one.”Just makes his back problems that much more tragic.
>read thread>read a paragraph about the plotSounds like first harem anime. As in "Omg a hot girl wants to have sex with me and please me? Please god no, anything but that!!"
>>216774608Jeannie, i wish you couldn't blink!
>>216776903First i'm hearing there were black and white episodes, I'm not sure they ever showed those on the TV where I saw it
>>216778075They've been colorized and that's what is out on DVDs and syndication. About half of the episodes were originally B&W.
>>216765486according to the creator, sidney sheldon it's implied that they have sex and jeannie wants it all the time, wearing out major nelson. that's why she's always teleporting to his office, to give him blowjobs.
>>216778175Ah I see
>>216769347kek, based
Why was there never a crossover movie: I Dream of Bewitched? Seems like it would've been obvious money for everyone involved.
>>216780062Different channels.IDoJ was NBC, while Bewitched was ABC
>>216780121So compromise and air it on CBS.
>>216769289Damn look at the cankles on the bird between the two tommies
>>216775079The pilot episode is surprising that way. Right at the beginning she is basically saying she'll be his sex slave for eternity and he's like, no, no, that isn't necessary
>>216769508Its an episode where Serena pretends to be Samantha but Samantha gets her back by pretending to be Serena. Never gets old.
>>216781211yeah I'm kind of shocked what the pilot got away with, not surprised the network made them tone it down.
>>216782280I still find it funny how the network did everything they could to cover up her navel.Other characters could show it off, but Jeannie was never allowed to.
>>216767041Jews
>>216782308It's especially funny considering she had the 1960s equivalent of her tits hanging out in her main costume.
>>216765486Jeannies are evil. I don't understand the joke.
>>216769024STILL.WOULD.
>>216781211>>216782280I love this show.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAS8DstiH-I>"I don't know how to thank you!">Jeannie latches her arms around Tony's neck and looks at him with a seductive grin>"I can teach thee, master."
>>216765577for you is the cell with the mandingo the openanus.
>>216777775Redditors would cry that these shows were sexist and not funny.
>>216767234>You cannot convince of howIs it already morning in Mumbai?
>>216774155well bewitched is just better lol
>>216782570Pretty sure in middle eastern folk lore they are like humans and can choose good or evil l, they are just spirits of smoke and flame and not flesh
>>216774027Jeannie's magic couldn't undue the power of Satan, who creates all gays.
>>216769508>Unfortunately it was still the 60's and women weren't allowed to be too dominant.This was better for everybody. Most women want to be subservient but also want social status so if it's permitted/high status to be a girlboss they all try and become neurotic wrecks instead of perky fucktoys, and the tiny minority who are into domming can do it in secret in the bedroom and feel unspeakably filthy doing forbidden things which makes them go for it that much harder.
>>216784408Agreed, but it meant that fewer shows were even willing to dabble in the sexual fantasy of the powerful bitchy (or even just evil) woman - some tv executive in the 60's would be like 'what's with this crazy broad??' and it would mean an immediate rewrite. Even Morticia Addams is just kind of aloof in the original series.
>>216774657The three wishes thing isn't consistently in stories either, in the original Aladdin fairytale the Servant of the Ring and the Servant of the Lamp just do shit for their owner indefinitely. The difference is just that the servant of the lamp is much more powerful.
>>216769120Keep spreading bitch. :)
>>216776907rare front-on Schlomo
Genie is a cute, but honestly she would get extremely tiring in a relationship. I can see why he was annoyed. She just kind of stays home, gets bored and finds ways to make his life needlessly difficult with incomprehensible nonsense. Imagine waking up every day knowing your girlfriend with demigod like powers is going to make some gigantic fucking mess you have to clean up
>>216784580Genie is also, putting it nicely, extremely dumb. She's understandably naive about any aspect of the modern world but she also rarely seems to learn from prior experiences or from social context. This seems like a pedantic complaint but it was a constant thing for her to accidentally call attention to some magical hijinx going on even when Tony is begging her to just not mention anything to his CO.
>>216784580>>216784639>"MASTER! WHY DO THESE PEOPLE SEEM ANGRY ABOUT ME PUNCHING THIS ORPHANED CHILD IN A WHEELCHAIR?"
>>216784639How old is she? If she has a few 1000 years of memory it’s probably just really fucking hard to translate 1 event into the 1960s into actionable behavior if she is an immortal demon from the sand lands
>>216784698
The genie outfit is iconic, but some of the random outfits she'd wear were *chef's kiss*
Honestly you could turn I dream of Jeanie into a cosmic horror pretty quick. Imagine having a reality warping demon infatuated with you and seems to just do things to torment you needlessly. She is sweet, but the implications are kind of mind blowing. It would probably cause a crisis of faith if you had any and a concern for your sanity and nature of reality. After you met her how could you be sure real is real?
>>216784703Crucially, Jeannie was born a mortal (in what is now Baghdad, so like ancient Mesopotamia or something) and transformed into a Genie (by another Genie) around 2000 years before the events of the show. This is probably why she's able to bear children with Tony and there's no explanation why she's white and the few other Genies that do show up are white or arab with no distinction. It's stated in the pilot that she was incredibly bored in the bottle for all of that time so it's not like she was experiencing all of history during that time, she's probably just a little retarded from the isolation and the power to bend reality at will.
>>216784734Good lord, that blue one. How is she not showing any cheek? Even the shirt on the right feels like it's covering more.
>>216784800Well in that region at that time she probably be a Parthian Iranian girl or of a Greek colonist stock
>>216784800How horrifying Solitary confinement in a little bedroom for 2 mellenia
Jennie, I can't be bothered with doing my job anymore. Make me into the most powerful man.
>>216785207He’s an astronaut I can see why he is stressed about losing that job, he worked his ass off to the point it’s his identity by the time he met Jeanie
>>216784466>Agreed, but it meant that fewer shows were even willing to dabble in the sexual fantasy of the powerful bitchy (or even just evil) womanWell, that's the price you pay for a livable society. Some sacrifices have to be made.
>>216785336>You will never see a dumb, submissive pretty girl in an American television show ever again.It still hurts.
Didn’t Jeanie wreck his engagement with an officers daughter in the first season? That’s probably why he’s pissed.
>>216784800>born a mortal>around 2000 years beforeThe real question is why she's determined to marry a mortal man then. Most 50 year olds get annoyed by young people, imagine how head-achingly boring everyone would be if you were 2000.
>>216785448Didn’t she think it would make her human again? >she is a home wrecker
>>216785448Tony is a high-status, good looking young soldier/explorer who freed her from the bottle and doesn't want to exploit her in any way, he takes her into his home and doesn't ask her to do any chores or even use any magic to make him happy. He's probably as close to the ideal as is possible to get for a girl who was born thousands of years ago, short of being a king or something.
>>216785448Imagine what a girl from the Parthian empire would think of a man who rides an explosion into space to see the stars. That has to be fucking weird even with magic.
>>216784804back when miniskirts were really mini
there was a short lived Jeannie cartoon in the 70s. They made her a redhead for some reason.
>>216785737Damn, hana/barbera had a severe same face style. The guys on the left could easily be shaggy and fred with jeanie as daphne
>>216777775wow, good one
>>216785737Well that's just Daphne.
>>216784800>so it's not like she was experiencing all of history during that timebut genies can casually time travel, so before entering the bottle she had met some of the more famous people from across history.Hell, her parents still live in old Baghdad, as in 2000 years in the past.
I think there's more than a little bit of Jeannie in Lum.
>>216786248>>216775486
>>216784734dear lord...i quite like the yellow one
>>216784734>>216786297It's greatAlso Jeannie has an official Youtube channel, and they post based videos like this compilation of her best summer outfits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qm4zXHZIaw
>>216786374>jeannie and the curious kidis that the one with the 1000 year old sadistic shota with the huge dick?
>>216780062>>216780121Public interest waned too quickly for it to happen. Being on different networks probably wouldn't have been a problem as the shows likely were owned by third parties and licensed for broadcast on the networks but they needed both shows to be off the air for long enough for them to have nostalgia value. By then, the stars were no longer sexy young women and Larry Hagman was too big of a star on 'Dallas' to do a crossover tv movie, especially of an affable character like Nelson. He was JR Ewing by then. A ruthless asshole of the oil business. At best it could have been something like the Tiffany vs Debbie Gibson events that gained a small amount of attention.
>>216786248It wasn't the original plan thou.Rumiko Takahashi planned for ordinary Shinobu to be the heroine.Japanese people loved Bewitched and Jeannie so obviously Lum also got popular and Takahashi changed it.
>>216783161that's nice, i forgot he immediately sets her free
>>216782280West coast creatives clashing with New York socialites. The Californians would constantly try to push the envelope of acceptability while the Standards and Practices folks were representatives of the East Coast elites who wanted to keep things within range of what they could talk about at the country club and church mixer.
>>216767041Because anyone with half an ounce of testosterone got blue balls from watching it.
>>216767041Everyone want's a hot pure-hearted magic woman who wants to please you
>>216785307They all dreamed of having the latest job like an astronaut back in the 50's! What could Jeannie possible do for him now..
>>216785823Yes, HB was mass produced cartoons on a very limited budget. They probably had templates they used for faces so they could crank out episodes quickly.
>>216765691The original movie they ripped off is better
>>216786781>they needed both shows to be off the air for long enough for them to have nostalgia value.Did they? Why? Why wait until both shows were reduced to "Hey, remember that thing?" Why not strike while the iron was hot and do it when both shows were roughly at their peak and the two leads were still sexy?
>>216765691Wrong, but there are random Bewitched episodes where she noticeably doesn't wear a bra.
>>216787034Sexoooo
>>216787473I like Eden a lot but there's something about the haughty sitcom housewife that makes Montgomery more appealing. She has a nicer face and a delicious body.
>>216787473I can't believe Kim Novak would just touch her pussy on-camera like that.
>>216769289Based for everything except the natural birth thing. Pregnancy and birthing practices were fucking terrible from 40s-60s. All those drugs go straight into the newborn (and still do, if your wife gets an epidural) so the baby is drugged at birth, and they had fucked practices like telling a mother in labor to keep her legs crossed and hold the baby in if the doctor was late, which can kill or retard the baby. Not to mention it's when birth while on back became the norm rather than squatting, which has been devastating for mothers' bodies. Can you imagine trying to do a massive stomachache shit while lying down in bed? Gravity is dragging that kid straight through all the mother's organs instead of letting the muscles shit it out the correct way.
>>216787950>baby is drugged at birthYet another thing boomers got for free. Even being born didn't hurt, because they were already on painkillers.
>>216775910>t. boomer doesn’t like a taste of his own medicine.
>>216787950>not even mentioning the ThalidomideI mean you're not wrong in any way, but.
meet the original Buffybot
>>216773140This was a cheap syndicated show. Whenever I woke up in the middle of the night it would be on fox. It was kind of like Mama's Family a show that local network affiliates would air by choice by region since the quality was so bad
>Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman with a lion on the set of I Dream of Jeannie: Back in 2017, Barbara Eden told Fox News that there was one memory of Hagman that still makes her smile.>“Oh, there’s so many!” she said at the time. “We seemed to have the same rhythm in our comedic timing, which was fortunate for both of us. We enjoyed working together… The most outstanding story with Larry was the one when we had a lion as a guest. I had done two feature films with lions and I’ve been told how to treat them. They’re male lions, they’re lazy. If they’re well-fed, they don’t really want to eat you. But they do want to play with you if you run around! You have to be very quiet with them. So I went over and I told Larry, ‘We have to go make friends with the lion.’ He goes, ‘I’m not going to make any friends with any bleep lion!’ And walks off!>“And so, I walked over and I did the usual things I’ve been trained to do,” Eden continued. “I scratched him behind the ears. Never the ears, just behind the ears. And I rehearsed with the cat. He was 600 pounds, a big male lion. They put a little bowl of raw meat beside me. He put his head down and nom, nom, nom. Oh boy, that was good. He looks around and he’s very happy. Very, very happy. And then Larry came in. They started the scene.>“They put the meat down and he ate his meat. He turned around, looked at Larry, and let out a huge roar! It was the loudest roar you have ever heard in your life. Larry was on the next set. He was gone! But not only was he gone, but every single man on that set also ran. They broke the camera, one of the pieces fell over and I had a 600-pound lion on my lap purring. He put his head in my lap and started to lick my arm, like a great, big pussycat.”
>>216788917cute
>>216788909>It was kind of like Mama's Family a show that local network affiliates would air by choice by region since the quality was so badone of my earliest memories is imitating the daughter in law from Mama's Family to make my brother laugh and getting yelled at for ruining my shirt because I'd pulled the neck hole down around my shoulders.
>>216789431cuteThis whole thread has been cute and I learned a lot. Comfy for a hungover miserable dude. Eden was a smoke show but also seems genuinely sweet and cute. Wholesome. Love you all! Merry Christmas!
>>216788917Kino story
>>216788844The states didn't actually have a problem with that one because of the fledgling FDA. That was a uniquely European bit of retardation. Flipper babies just weren't much of a thing in the states.
Literally the girl that got me into girls as a boy. My first love.
>>216790707>tv then>cured homosexuality>tv now>makes everything lame and gayWhat went wrong?
>>216790763American TV has Peacemaker, Rings of Power and the Acolyte now. Bewitched and I dream of Jeannie inspired an entire genre of anime in the past. No wonder America lost soft power including Hollywood.
>>216769024>Descendant of Benjamin Franklin>Only child ODs on heroinWaste of genes.
>>216787838Sehr looks like she'd be doing OF today.
>>216769024IS THAT A GRAY ZOMBIE FOOT WHAT THE FUCK
>>216765486I mean he freed her after the helicopter and she refused to leave even after ruining his engagement to that rich Woman. She just stayed at his place uninvited and ruined his life till he finally relented and married her.
>>216773140i just realized i started a bunch of fights with my older sister because i wanted to beat up harriet but couldnti fuckin hated harriet
>>216791857I want Jeannie to stay at my house uninvited and ruin my life till I finally relent and marry her.
>>216791857>She just stayed at his place uninvited and ruined his life till he finally relented and married her.Oh nooooo how terrible I would hate if that happened to me haha not a blonde immortal genie insisting on fucking me and granting all my wishes noooooo
>>216791857I can fix her!
>>216790215That was lucky because there just so happened to be an expert on birth defects on that particular review board and she had to fight hard in order to keep it banned
Apparently humans being able to marry and impregnate Djinn is in keeping with Arabic folklore.
>>216772266What a son of a bitch
>>216790998wait reallydamn
>>216792026I mean at least it adds context to why he keeps resisting her advances in the first season. Her antics cost him a relationship and threatened to have him retired due to medical discharge for mental illness.
>>216765486I want her to rub my lamp till the genie comes out, if you pick up what I'm putting down.
>>216789882
>>216767293I thought of all possibilities when it comes to whores and I never once thought that maybe the dad is a cuck that always wanted to see his daughter get fucked. Never rule that out.
>>216793530Imagine!
>>216793428I'm sorry, I can't quite work out what you mean.
>>216790998thankfully I don't see the resemblance
>>216791946I did marry a hot bubbly blonde who loved me to death and ruined my life - and I loved every second of it. This show has always made me laugh as a result because the dynamic is uncannily similar. The only difference is I'd come home to crazier shit than a fucking lion in my living room. Nelson had it easy by comparison. I was forever making up excuses to other people the crazy shit she did and the only thing missing was a laugh track.
>>216794564>past tense;__;
>>216788917What a woman
>>216794520Goddamn she was beautiful.
>her marriage broke up because she lost her second pregnancy while working because her husband was out of work and they both spiraled into guilt and depression >Son dies of an OD from the addiction he developed as a teen from the trauma of the divorce
>>216790707Same. I would watch I Dream of Jeannie on Nick at Nite in the 1990s. Barbara Eden took me from “girls are yucky!!” to jacking off to boobs six times a day in just a few months.It should be mandatory viewing at age 12 so we can eradicate the homo virus once and for all.
>>216795768Hard not to fall in love
>>216794564Damn, that escalated quickly.
She was 34 when filming started and looked great. >Sheldon originally wanted to film season one in color, but NBC did not want to pay the extra expense; the network (and Screen Gems) believed the series would not make it to a second season. Sheldon offered to pay the extra $400 an episode needed for color filming at the beginning of the series, but Screen Gems executive Jerry Hyams advised him: "Sidney, don't throw your money away."Goddamn cheapskate producers.
what show
>>216781211you're not wrong:> see starting at 2:20https://youtu.be/F41Y37XTZck?si=GBLwHu7cWx_C6HS0&t=139
>>216797144Barbara is one of those rare women who hit her peak in early middle age. Not that she didn't look great when younger, but she was at her absolute hottest in her 30s and early 40s and remained extremely hot well into her 50s. She was 54 in this pic for the Jeannie reunion movie.
>>216781211>Right at the beginning she is basically saying she'll be his sex slave for eternity and he's like, no, no, that isn't necessaryJeannie having free will makes the show interesting."The Americanization of Jeannie" episode and her acting as a feminist are hilarious. Tony wants her stop reading subversive literature.
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>>216765691The clothes are doing a lot of work there. Is there a name for that kind of outfit?
>>216797144Having a black-and-white season adds to the charm.
>>216769177In my area they bleeped out the naughty title and had to call it the bleep van bleep show starring bleep van bleep
>>216769289Back when men were menAnd women were men as well apparenlty
Here's your Soviet cosmonauts with the Hero of the Soviet Union stars. Getting the Hero of the Soviet Union for a space flight is historically accurate.>Arlene Martel as Russian army cosmonaut Sonya Tiomkin (left) with fellow cosmonaut Major Posnovsky (Richard Tilden)>>216797642Aye.
>>216797642>>216797824At the intersection of the two; you have Hogan's Heroes; which also had a first season in B/W; and also had a guest appearance by Arlene Martel
>>216797144>$400 an episodethat would be over $125k in todays money for the 30 episode season, damn>>216797824guess they are the equivalents of Valentina Tereshkova and Yuri Gagarin, though both were from the air force in real life
Just finished season 2 and am enjoying it. Are the final 3 seasons as good? Does it drop off in quality later on?
>>216766284Downloaded this last week, might watch it over Christmas.
>>216798280some people think the last season drops off in quality, I liked it though.
>>216777908>harem anime>with one woman
>>216794564what happened to the marriage? she dumped you for fun?
>>216797406its downright criminal how her genes were never passed on, hope she came from a big family. Hollywood is purging the world of some of the hottest women ever and its disgusting.
>>216777908You mean magical girlfriend anime.
She is into Tony right from the start, is it just because he is pretty handsome or does she have some time fuckery going on where she manipulates reality to meet him?
>>216797781Good old times
>>216798503She had fertility issues, her and her first husband tried for 7 years for the first one and she had to give birth to a second child who was stillborn. They couldn't induce labor but knew he was probably dead for six weeks
>>216798168>that would be over $125k in todays money for the 30 episode season, damnSheldon wanted to pony up but a greedy Hollywood producer stopped him.>>216798168>guess they are the equivalents of Valentina Tereshkova and Yuri Gagarin, though both were from the air force in real lifeExactly. The actor on the right passes as a Soviet cosmonaut.
>>216797781The English have always been ugly
I hate to put this out into the universe cause I know Hollywood will hear me, but I'm surprised this hasn't gotten a reboot movie or show yet. No, it wouldn't be very good, but when has that ever stopped Hollywood before?
What do you guys think about an another Bewitched reboot 20 years after the movie with Nicole Kidman and Will Ferrell?
>>216799081i can't imagine how terrible a remake would be. There is a 100% chance the genie would be black and would insist she's egyptian or some shit.>time to check your privilege master! God damn cracka!>turns the husband into a tranny for an episode to show him how hard it is to be cat called by some white construction worker that literally doesnt exist in the real world.
>>216799203> bad remakesI am reminded of the Mary Pickford re-writing of Shakespeare in "The Taming of the Shrew" (1929).In her version of the tale, the wife knows what's going on all the time, and she's playing her bumbling husband.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK6vKByhnCk
>>216799081Bewitched is lame, the only conflict is the husband is a controlling weirdo. I don't think it ever really worked as a setting even before any reboots.I dream of Jeanie despite being a knock off is better because Jeanie is the controlling weirdo along with being sheltered and having reality warping powers. Its a better source of conflict, Tony also has a lot more to lose if Jeanie's non sense doesn't add up. He has government clearances and a career he worked his whole life for.
