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>>216768403
As a wizard, I think I could penetrate and fuck a woman just fine, but the kissing and foreplay shit seems so alien and terrifying to me.

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>>216768447
They would instantly know when you try to awkwardly kiss and then it would get super awkward. She might even just leave

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>>216768403
as someone who had my first kiss with my first girlfriend at 24 years of age, it felt so good and I couldnt stop kissing her all weekend. my heart was beating and my blood was boiling and everything was good.

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>>216768447
Kissing feels like sand of bags
t. totally not a wizard

>>216768447
she would be very bored by you so stay a wizard

>>216768447
Not done either but I feel like kissing and embracing the woman I love will feel better than penetration, if it ever happens

>>216768447
You will find penetration isn't as simple as you think either

>>216768403
Just start kissing girls you meet. It's really that easy.

>>216768553
Exactly this for me. I'm much more interesting in looking my woman in the eye and kissing and holding while making love (even if I have to use a strap on) but all women care about is having the biggest bologna pony they can find shoved into their guts while being choked and beaten. But they call ME the freak

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>>216768579
>just push your ugly face into hers awkwardly and have your dead eyes awkwardly stay in the same position while you meekly try to pucker your lips to kiss for the first time

>>216768403
Kissing ia gross unless you both just brushed your teeth

>>216768716
>push
>keeping his eyes open
No wonder you've never kissed anyone

i am 23 years old and have never kissed a girl

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>>216768838
many are saying this

>>216768573
I was a wizard until I turned 20 and honestly it was way easier learning to fuck than to kiss good. I'm thankful I had such a patient girlfriend to practice with. She's now my beautiful (fat) wife of 15 years and we have two muscular sons together.

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>>216768403
this is how a real kiss looks like though

>>216768403
>42 yo wizard
I don't get angry, more disgusted, especially if its just a casual fling/fuck scene rather than an act of love.

>>216768403
A lot of people learn to kiss by watching kinos anon. Maybe use them as a learning experience instead of a humiliation or demoralization ritual (which is their actual intent, btw)

>>216768504
>my heart was beating and my blood was boiling
i didn't get any of this when i kissed my first girlfriend at the age of 30. it was kind of mechanical and i just did what i thought would feel good. she told me that i'm good at kissing.

>>216769180
I'm sorry, anon.

>>216768403
How does kissing work if you brushed your teeth in the morning? Do people take mints?

>>216768447
You are not a real wizard yet, boy.
Even the idea of sex is alien to me.

>>216768716
>>216765328

>>216769212
yeah well, it still probably was the best part about having a gf.
kissing or just staring into each others eyes when laying in the bed

>>216769180
Same. Kissing does nothing for me.

I remember me and my HS girlfriend would go to a movie together and if the movie got boring we'd just kiss for 5 minutes
I miss her :(

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>>216768963
She fucked guys before you. You only had her and she has had several men

You figure out how to do it pretty fucking quickly. The problem is you faggots sit around and ruminate about the lack of willing beautiful woman to slobber and thrust upon. Rather than formulating a plan to secure this asset.
>what steps should I take to accomplish the goal that is;
>bringing a woman into my sphere of influence
>and
>talking her into copulating with me?!?
>going to gym?
>dressing nicer?
>buying cologne?
>developing social skills?
nah, its a better idea to just seethe and post frog pictures on a mongolian basket weaving forum

>>216768403
It's worse when you used to know but then forgot because it's been so long.

>>216768579
Grab 'em by the pussy too.

>>216769364
Her past does not concern me, I am a better man.

>>216768963
to be a wizard you have to stay a virgin until 30 you dumdum

>>216769364
That's true and it does bother me a little bit but we've been together 20 years now and I've gotten over it. I do think she wished I had more experience before her back then though but we've been a great couple for 20 years now.

>>216769379
Reminds me of when I discovered my body had forgotten how to swim when I hopped into the local pool after about 15 years. Remembered the techniques but just couldn't get the rhythm right. At least I had the good sense to start in the shallow end so I didn't need rescuing.

>>216769378
I just ran into a girl I knew from high school who liked me and she pretty much asked me out and did all the heavy lifting. If she hadn't fallen into my lap effortlessly I had no chance of even dating a woman.

She has really big boobies, wears glasses and had braces when we started dating.

>>216769429
I think we would have broken up if I made her wait 10 years for my AWC, anon.

>>216769378
>bringing a woman into my sphere of influence
you forgot to include the part where you tell us how to do this, faggot

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how do you keep your breath fresh before kissing

>>216769702
Chew on mint leaves.

how do i even meet girls now that i am an adult, my life consists of staying home everyday on my wfh job, then going to the gym for 2 hours while talking to no one

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>>216768504
>26
>still haven't experienced this
it's over for me isn't it

>>216769736
Not unless you allow it to be

>>216768907
Doing some experimenting with a hot babe when you yourself are a hot babe must be a top tier feeling.

>>216769755
clock's ticking. i'll be 27 in a few months

>>216769799
You've got decades til your dick stops working bro

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I honestly don't get the appeal of kissing at all. I am virgin loser so I don't know what it's like but the idea of sticking my tongue inside another person's mouth is disgusting. Like what if her breath smells? What happens if she's just eaten something and has shit stuck in her teeth? What's weird though is I don't find the act of pussy eating disgusting at all and would love to do it despite the pussy also being the pee hole. If a women tried to kiss me I would be very scared.

I'm 31 years old and practically have no experience with women. I never had success with girls in highschool, and I didn't go to college. I've pretty much given up any hope of meeting a woman. I'm on dating apps and I don't get shit, I feel invisible. It's the holiday season and I'm dreading having to explain why I'm alone again and still don't have kids during family functions.

>>216769799
Act with urgency then. Nobody's gonna deny the dating market is shit but if you make it your number one priority and try everything and keep trying you'll get a girl, it's not like it's impossible

>>216769816
>I'm on dating apps
No sympathy for you.

>>216769816
I'm in pretty much the same situation but fortunately for me I have a half-sister who's 15 years older than me and is even more of a sexless loser so my whole family is well practiced with dancing around the issue in polite conversation at this point.

>>216769841
somehow, you're probably even more pathetic than me.

>>216769831
>if you make it your number one priority and try everything and keep trying
my dad didn't have to do this, so it's a fucked up humiliation ritual that i do

>>216769860
Nah I'm not crying because I'm single, I revel in it.

>>216769815
I have kissed woman and this is why I avoid it now, humans just gross me out too much, show me a 10/10 and Ill point out how she poops and any allure dies

>>216768403
The last kiss I had wasnt exactly consensual.
I was working for a slightly chunky milk, installing her washing machine. She complained about her washing machine being to loud and how it's hook too much I got pissed and stared her diwn and was going tk yell at her but she had that look and I could smell her. The flushed look of her sking her eyes her lips parted I told her ho shut up and leaned in she backed away I pulled her close she said no and put her hands to my chest.
I fircedva kiss on her
She melted. Moaned slightly and hungrily sucked my tongue. I pulled back breaking the kiss and she followed
Her slight virtue of being a victim removed and she knew it.

I locked the door to her washroom abd took her right there. While her friend waited in the front yard talking on the phone to her husband.

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any kinos for this feel

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>>216768403
yesterday i made out with a cute short brown trans girl in her twenties
then i ate her ass and she sucked my cock and i came all inside her mouth (a big fat goon load)
anyways to make this tv related i watched wednesday when i came home with my balls empty and her spit still wet on my cock

>>216770106
homo

>>216770031
You just know they didnt brush their teeth before this

>saliva trail
HNNNNG

>>216769871
Yeah but life isn't fair and you want pussy so either do it or don't

>>216769462
Sounds like cope. If you could you would hook up with another female because you deserve it for coming into a lop sided relationship in the first place

>>216768403
It's like fighting a gentle octopus.

I've kissed some girls, had a couple of gfs, even one night stands. The one thing they all had in common: they were 5/10 at best. You guys just need to get over yourself and settle down. Not because you're ugly or short (I'm neither), but because we're unsuccessful in life and not charming enough to compete for the 7/10+ girls. Maybe when we're 40 some 7/10 who Chad didn't like falls into our lap, but until then just sleep around with ugly fat (not obese) girls. When the lights are out there's no difference.

>>216769816
>and still don't have kids during family functions.
it's bullshit that you'd even have to explain why you don't have this in the modern day, it's a mental burden that needs to go away

i dont know how to kiss

i am getting an arranged marriage

>>216770711
>when I get older and uglier then women will want me

Why do incels always default on this cope?

>>216768447
just suck on her titty
every man does it

>>216770106
you ate her ass but didn't suck her girl cock
that's fucking gay dude

>>216768447
I had sex countless times (only with prostitutes), but I never kissed a girl.

>>216770909
All my cousin (except three out of 13 cousins, one is housebreaking her husband, her brother and his gf are both starting their businesses (and they're under 25), the other is gay), and my sister have at least one kid. I'm the anomaly amongst my family. Like I chose to be like this

Desperate attempt to normalize dykes and whore lezzing out as hot.

Anon, that shipped sailed a long time ago. Men don't care and women are sick of gay bitches being shown over heteros.

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>>216769916
and the you woke up

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>>216769794
I should think so

>>216768573
I don't think he will

>>216768403
Why the fuck is it so close up, it looks gross

>>216770912
a trvecel is speaking, listen and learn

It's extremely mundane if i'm being honest. kissing is the same as getting your dick licked. the idea of it seems hot but in reality you don't really feel anything.

>>216771572
source?

>>216771775
isnt it needed to get woman in the mood. they dont have sex drives like men

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>>216768403
all I wanna is to get an upside kiss and upside down blowjob with a girl who genuinely loves me. Then I can die a happy man

>>216771829
OP asked what it feels like, i assume he meant what it feels like for the man.

>>216769364
So did I?

>>216769378
Pua shit is so cringe

>>216770150
Anon what the fuck is wrong with you

>>216771602
Theatre cringe

>>216768403
Saving this webm for later

>>216769378
>do all that shit for 10 years
>still zero girls
society needs to admit men aren't the problem here

>>216768403
You should definitely k eep saving and posting webms like this and complaining on /tv/, then. After all, it's gotten you this far. I'm sure eventually your lifestyle choices will get you what you want.

>>216771835
>upside down blowjob
that's called a 69, you moron.

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>>216771031
chicks dig older guys

>>216769831
>it's not like it's impossible
got a good laugh from me
and if you act urgently you'll just get cops called on you a lot

>>216771876
Thats foid talk.

take a bunch of mdma first makes it way easier

Anon.
If youre trying to get dating advice from a "man" in a thread thats almost exclusively hollywood fag agenda to turn girls lez and guys agp and sell lesbos as hot..

Then youre going to die alone. And judging g by the posts in this thread you probably should. Litterally nothing here except unfuckable losers who are going to be found three weeks after they die.

how does kissing feel like for a man and for a woman

>>216772039
No I mean I’m literally upside down when shes sucking my dick, though a 69 would be nice

>>216768403
Source?

I had my first real kiss with a girl I genuinely liked at 31 and it was the happiest moment of my life. I've made out a bunch before with hookers but this was on a whole other level.

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>>216772346
Who can even say?

>>216770031
Source?

>hear about tv series
>decide to check it out
>torrent a bdrip of all seasons, 300+GB
>start first episode
>kissing scene 5 minutes in
>alt+f4 player
>delete all files
it is what it is

>>216769808
>>216769831
It's joever, it's impossible. Women hate old virgins, and hate even more thr kissless ones.

You are just giving cope and false hope.

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Kissing women? Isn't that how you get mouth herpes?

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>>216771602
Source?

>>216769038
how could you possibly know this?

>>216772547
>Women hate old virgins, and hate even more thr kissless ones.

Fake it til you make it man. You just need to find a woman desperate enough to stick around when she finds out the truth. Plenty of those around in their 30s and early 40s.

The idea that sex is something that happens in real life is really strange to me. Having sex seems like something that's just as fantastical and impossible as suddenly developing superpowers.

>>216768403
it's pretty nice, you should try it some time

>>216772539
Based

>>216771652
That woman is married to Kyle Mooney.

>>216769378
normalfaggots are so fucking dumb and they don't even realize it

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>>216769755
based and hopepilled

>>216769736
made out with a 16 year old for the first time at age 27, its all doable. Thought it was beyond over

>>216772631
>Settling for christmas cakes
grim

>>216773117
Well, you could just die alone if you prefer. Your choice.

>>216769378
>golly if i did all of that i could get someone much prettier than you

>>216768403
I kissed and later fucked my coworker the day of the company christmas party. I'm pissed because I want to date her but she just wanted to fuck. I need love and companionship not just pussy

>>216773600
Awe man you're such a cool and popular guy.

>>216772502
Only time

>>216768403
>I still don’t know what that feels like
if you knew you'd be even angrier

>>216768447
>>216768553
>>216769252
It was alien to me as well. The first girl I kissed in my X0s it felt very mechanical, then after some time I started to enjoy it. You just have to keep grinding dating apps until you find an autistic girl that will agree to come over to yours for dinner for the 2nd date.

Stop torturing yourselves.

>>216773178
>>216772631
If those "young milfs" were virgins, np. If not, then I prefer to "die alone" (we all die alone).

>>216769378
Retard

My first kiss was with an erotic masseuse.

>>216774116
You do you incelbro

>>216768403
I know because I got assaulted by some succubus in my sleep once, I was sleeping on my back and I felt her big breasts on top of me and she kissed me. It was one of the most vivid and lifelike dreams I've ever had, I'm not even sure if it was a dream or sleep paralysis but it wasn't a wet dream. Funny how there's a general on /x/ dedicated to attracting these things and I almost got raped by one without ever wishing for it.

>>216768403
Faggot .webm.

>>216768403
I lost my virginity to a girl that had really bad breath. Every time I think about it I remember how bad her breath was. I think it kinda of traumatized me.

>>216770912
saar

>>216768403
Can't believe I had a crush on this bogged coalburner

>>216768963
>I was a wizard until I turned 20
I HATE NORMALFAGS

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>>216768403
that'swhy before I watch any movie, I look up the IMDB Parents' Guide to see if there's disturbing scenes

>>216772547
>>216772780
>>216769755
forget dating i have 0 (zero) friends, AuDHD and I'm nearing wizardhood
is it possible for me to get a social life

>>216772673
Sometimes when I am in the presence of normalfags I have to consciously remind myself that they've actually had sex before, and it destroys my sense of reality

>>216769858
let me guess, you both have daddy issues?

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I kissed a girl drunk girl outside a nightclub at 22, it was really... meh, i mean it was nice but it didnt change my life.
All you incel faggots need to stop obsessing over the idea that kissing a girl, getting laid or even getting a girlfriend will fix your life and make you happy, and im speaking from experience.

>>216768963
>>216769462
>Cuck falls for used goods who settles and becomes fat
I love women, and all the men who fall for it

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>>216774909
Yes, but you need to find something, anything that'll get you out of the house regularly, whether that's the gym or a hobby or volunteering or whatever. Then while you're out there you need to try to stop being such a sperg, but that'll get easier with practice.

>>216774963
As a matter of fact, yes! Different dads though. Mom knew how to pick them. We're also both the younger siblings to more well adjusted sisters from our respective dads.

>>216768403
not much, i never understood kissing. i think it's more of a woman thing, they like kisses for some reason, but for men it's usually the dull part before sex or just a way to show affection (quick kiss).

>>216768553
Making out with a new gf is my favourite part of a relationship starting out, but unfortunately it's been hit or miss, about half of the girls I've known don't really bother with it and once you start having sex the tension isn't the same anymore (although it's still great, even better if you're in love). Some girls suck at kissing though.

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>still not posted
Oughta fix that

>>216773600
wow your life is so hard
fucking kill yourself, faggot

The key to kissing is passion
If you dont feel anything for eachother yeah its going to feel just like that

But when its good
Its unreal

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>>216768403
I was a slayer, by the age of 11 I'd kissed several girls, and played doctor with a couple. Sadly, that was the last time it happened, and now I'm a 32 y/o wizard.

Do you remember your first kiss, /tv/?

I do. Was walking back from a party with a girl I had a crush on at the time. We reached the point where our paths split, and I figured I'd go for it. Lacking the confidence, I just mumbled "I really should have kissed you back there", to which she reached up and planted one right on my lips. It was short, sweet, and I still think about it twenty years later. A perfect moment.

>>216775840
I just remembered i actually lost my virginity to a girl when i was 11 or so
I was at a girls house i knew from school when we had sex ed in school and got curious and tried it
Our parents came in and got really angry
I never saw her again afterwards our parents would want us near each other again

>>216769815
a lot of the hygiene or whatver worries you have are dissipated by horniness

I enjoy kissing far, far more than sex to be honest.

>>216773600
I get that, the one month I went on Tinder a couple of years ago every girl I matched with only wanted sex, I don't want to bother spending my leisure time on some girl if there's no relationship potential.

>>216775902
wasn't it awkward seeing her in school?

>>216776184
we went to different schools we knew each other from Kindergarten
I didnt see her afterwards
ive also never been with a girl since then and im 26 now

>>216770711
How is any of this better than just learning to enjoy your own company? That sounds so much worse.

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>>216768403
I just found out my gf let multiple dudes on Hinge creampie her before we met

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me want kissy

>>216768403
>kissing scene comes on
>start kissing my sister

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>>216769379
lol. i haven't kissed a girl for probably 2 years now. it seems alien to me now, and kind of gross. but i also find women annoying and tend to suppress my sexual desire so i dont feel like im missing out. i dont think it's healthy though. if you suppress your sexual side it comes out in weird ways.

>>216776715
>if you suppress your sexual side it comes out in weird ways
like what? A guy I knew from swim team in college said he once got so horny at summer camp that he fucked some other counselor (all boys camp), but I think that just means you're gay or bi or something.

>>216776609
>use whore apps
>astounded to find that the whore you met on the whore app is a whore

>>216776778
Should I break up with her? She's the only girl in 10 years who can stand being around me. But she lied about her past hookups, she said she made them all wear condoms but she slipped up today

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>>216768403
Can women get wet from kissing?

.t 30yo schizoid kissless virgin

>>216768447
>but the kissing and foreplay shit seems so alien and terrifying to me.
It's not, it really is fun and feels good, I was a late-stage virgin and I got to enjoy that for the first time in my very late 20s, now I have a gf and fucked a ton of girls, it feels good, don't be afraid, kissing is great.

>>216776931
Probably, lots of erogenous zones for women and I'm sure oral stimulation is common

>>216768403
Legitimately asking for the wizards in this thread why not just get a hooker at this point?

>>216776873
The fact that you have to ask is genuinely depressing. What the fuck do you think retard? This better be some cuck LARP.

>>216777102
At some point you start wearing it like pride. I have had women throw themselves at me, but I just can't be arsed to leave my comfort zone.

>>216769816
>>216771261
>big family get together
>my NEPHEW arrives with his gf and introduces her to everyone while I'm still a kissless virgin at 31 years of age
it's so beyond over for me

>>216768403
41 here and never kissed let alone had sex. AMA

>>216777102
i care not

>>216777130
Well she isn't doing it now so its not technically getting cucked (unless you unironically browse /r9k/)

>>216768403
a kiss is a caress. think about it like that and it'll go smoothly.

>>216777139
what did you have for breakfast today

>>216777177
A red bull (apricot and strawberry) with a bowl of muesli + milk (think they were some kind of berry as well)

>>216777156
Arguing semantics is exactly why you have a whore for a gf, grow a spine and kick the skank to the curb

>>216777207
nice

>>216777102
Because hookers obviously don't fix adult male virgin problems.

An adult male virgin can go to a hooker every single day and he'll still be a clueless adult male virgin IRL. Merely paying to insert my (condomed) penis into a vagina changes absolutely nothing, I would only feel even more pathetic especially knowing that I'm still kissless lol

>>216777229
>he doesn't pay for deep French kissing
NGMI

>>216777262
Are there any such services, unironically?

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>>216769378
>its a better idea to just seethe and post frog pictures on a mongolian basket weaving forum
yes

>>216777527
Of course, go on any prozzie website and you can filter for any services they offer

>>216777135
I was feeling like that when the baby of the cousins brought his first girlfriends during functions.
I feel less and less like going. I always come back feeling like shit. Like life laughing in my face.

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>>216768403
Should I just go for the girl I know is into me but I have no attraction towards? It's not really fair to her but I'm getting lonely as a mf.

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>>216777777
wow

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>>216777777
Yes. Make her attractive to you. She'll bend to your 6 7.

>>216777777
checked

I would say don't, you'd have to be a psychopath to be able to seek a girl you find unnatractive, have sex with her and then dump her. but then again I'm a clueless kissless virgin so what do I know

>>216774737
kek

>>216768403
I find it hard to watch kissing scenes in movie. I often cover my eyes or look away.

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>>216777777
Digit gods have spoken

it feels great and i love it. i haven't felt the touch of a woman in years but it is a top 5 experience. i hope you get to enjoy it one day anon

>>216775881
I remember mine
>At a party with some of my sisters friends
>One of her friends starts hitting on me
>I reject all her advances
>Get High and drunk as a young lad might do
>Eventually late in the night, She grabs me away
>I keep saying no and pushing her off, but at this time i'm kinda too horny about it to resist completely
>She kisses me, I kiss her back
>She grabs my cock and i flinch and chicken out of going any further
>This must have offended her
>She never talks to me directly ever again
>She immediately destroys the relationship she had with my sister, Making her life a living hell and spreading rumors about her
>She spreads rumors about me
>She either sleeps with or tries to seduce all my friends.
>ultimately situation eventually ends when she's just been so generally horrible to all of the people i know that they stop associating with her at all and i can finally move on.
>Still my only intimate encounter.

>>216777777
Hang out with her, get to know her. If she still doesn't grow on her, friendzone her.

>>216775881
actually, no. I can remember basically every sexual milestone since but not my actual first kiss

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>>216777777
>6 7s

yuri = pure love

yaoi = aids

>>216774316
I kept waiting for it to turn into an AI abomination. Turns out it was just a couple of ugly dykes.

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>>216777777
>mfw

>>216777527
dude, you can pay a hooker to do anything. I came inside one a few months ago, which was stupid on my part but whatever

>>216777777
Wasted

>>216768403
I kissed a drunk girl at a party in 2009. It was the first and last time I touched a woman. What surprised me most was how soft her lips were, literally the softest feeling I've ever felt

>>216778047
Can I pay her to get married, have kids together and live happily ever after?

>>216778094
so did you just never go to any parties ever since then? Ive lost track of the number of random drunk women Ive made out with in the last 10-15 years

>>216778130
I did, just never any where cute drunk girls forced themselves upon me

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>>216778130
>tfw went to countless parties back in high school AND college, not just parties but also music festivals, concerts, bars, clubs everything and I still never even managed to experience a single kiss in my entire life, let alone anything more
I'm the quintessential failed normalfag

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>>216775881
>be in high school
>volunteer with girl at summer camp
>basically just RPing as if we are dating for a week
>walking back to her tent at night
>she stops and turns to me
>know I'm supposed to kiss her but just stand there and do nothing
>she knows I'm a loser so she leans in and kisses me
>we kiss a few more times before the week is over
>sleep in the same sleeping bag one night
And now I'm 30 and this was still the best week of my life and only girl I've ever had physical contact with. Suddenly got hit by this crushing loneliness a few weeks ago and I don't even feel like jerking off anymore because it just reminds me I'm alone. Fuck this gay earth

>>216778120
You can pay for the first two but it won't result in the third

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>>216768504
My ex and I broke up 6 years ago, I know that feeling bro.

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>>216777777
>>216778008
>>6 7s

>>216778047
you're going to see a young anon who looks like you one day, and wonder

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>>216778130
I have never attended a party in my entire life and I never even had the opportunity to turn an invite down
I'm so far removed from the possibility of going to one it seems like an impossibility

>>216778120
yeah, thats what getting married is called. but its very expensive

>>216778248
don't know if it helps, but know that even if you went to multiple parties chances are absolutely nothing would change and youd still post cartoon frogs pics online

>>216768447
Kissing and foreplay comes naturally I was very good at it from the start. Fucking is the difficult part that requires experience t. Fallen Wizard

>>216768447
being a good kisser is about the only thing girls have ever complemented me on. I guess Im bad at the sex part though....

>>216776873
How do you specifically that they creampied her?
If that is the case then yes that's gross but if she used protection then she wasn't doing anything you wish you weren't doing.

However it is easier to get a girlfriend while you already have one. Use your current girlfriend to expand your friendship group (because you have somebody to go out with and meet people incl other women) and also use her to help you understand personal faults you might have that you can fix. Then if you find someone better dump her but under no circumstance break up with her for being a whore if you are a sexless incel. Incels and whores are on the same value scale. You are not going to get a pure wholesome girl in your life. It just isn't happening. Enjoy having somebody to suck your cock while you can and don't listen to incels on the internet

>>216768553
Kissing is genuinely way hotter and somehow feels more intimate than sex.

>>216768447
that's why indians invented rape, just shove it in her

>>216778417
What do you think you do which makes you a good kisser?

I never understood how somebody could be a good kisser but I have a horrible feeling I might be a bad one.

>>216778037
I don't understand what I'm looking at, is it CG or real

>>216769364
Virgin problems lol

I feel like a loser in my every day life, but when I read threads like this Im reminded it could all be so much worse

>>216771925
I like fresh breath before I kiss

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>>216778424
She let it slip that they actually did cum inside her with no condom after telling me otherwise. My issue was her lying, she said her past hookups she made wear protection but slipped up and revealed the truth today
Thing is im mid 30s now and just want kids. She wants kids too and clearly has settled for me (I'm quite a bit older and have a really career)

>>216771614
You can tell she immediately jumped on that cock.

>>216777527
>Are there any such services, unironically?
>He doesnt know
The GFE (girlfriend experience) is a popular service atm and is a good one for the kissless fags but a bit pricey.

>>216769378
>talking her into copulation with you

Lmao bro

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>>216777527
Ive been paying for milf escorts to do mommy roleplay recently. How did it come to this

>>216778857
lol
That's pretty grim.
It's not that big of a deal in all honesty anon in the grand scheme of things. Her lying is definitely a more important concern. You can have an honest whore, you can accept a faithful liar but you don't want your kids to have a mother who is a lying whore. Its worse for them then it is for you.

How did she let it slip? I don't understand how that comes up in conversation. How often are you talking about all the guys she's slept with in the past?

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>>216773116
>Made out with a 16 year old when I was 27

>>216779006
I think i'll marry her when she's 20 too

>>216778645
AI-fied CG

>>216768403
I don't watch movies with kissing scenes or any romantic scenes at all. Even simple handholding is more incomprehensible to me than an alien world.

>>216778986
How does it feel? Is it actually hot or just awkward?

>>216777102
>paying for sex or to be kissed
NGMI

>>216778986
What I do is upload my pictures to AI generator sites to generate 5 second footage of an imaginary girl cuddling/kissing with me.

I use prompts like "cute girl surprise hugs him from behind". Uploading my pictures felt like I was selling my soul, then finally watching the generated footage was equally exhilarating and embarrassing at the same time. I mean clearly it's AI slop, but there are certain details which feel very real. Like watching myself from an alternate reality experiencing things I never could imagine.
To think that other people regularly experience actual intimacy is surreal to me, might as well tell me that other people regularly fly like it's nothing while I can only walk on the ground.
How did it come to this

>>216779281
It is unironically hot calling a woman youre fucking mom/mommy. Its just not something you can tell anyone without sounding like a weird creep

>>216775881
Do dreams count? I remeber getting kissed all over by one of my teachers

>>216778857
if she's still in her 30s and lying about trivial shit like what faceless male you'll never meet did or didn't cum inside of her thats just the tip of the iceberg. The lying is a bigger red flag compared to some dumb bitch doing what dating apps are designed to be used for imo

>>216779358
She's 23 lol
>>216778990
I had nutted in her a few hours previously then I made a joke about it. Its kinda hard to explain but yeah she said "well that one (ie a particular date she went on) didn't" which meant others did

>>216779319
You know what's been uploaded and generated is publicly viewable, right?

>>216777777
SIX SEVENS MOTHERFUCKERS LETS GOOOOOOO HOLYYYYYYYY

>>216779398
uhhh I can always say someone else uploaded it am i rite h-haha. as if anyone cares

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>>216779319
>What I do is upload my pictures to AI generator sites to generate 5 second footage of an imaginary girl cuddling/kissing with me.
anon...

>>216768447
yeah its defo the most awkward bit being so close to someone but you will get the hang of it i believe in you bud

>>216779349
If I ever get a girlfriend who I'm actually close with, I wouldn't mind trying this out

>>216779304
All men pay for sex. Some are just more direct than others.

>>216771945
everybody in the theater world is gay. like huge, obnoxious fuck anyone at any given time drama queen gay. but its really just about getting attention 24/7

If god wanted me to kiss he wouldve given me a proper jaw and chin

Ngl reading through this thread makes it clear why virtually every philosopher advised against giving women rights. Modern "men" are a fucking disgrace, I hope our forefathers are burning in hell.

>>216776931
thats how you get them wet before you started touching them ...you kiss em

>>216768403
As a sex haver, i can tell you it's pretty fucking nasty. Just think about the half rotten pieces of food stuck between her teeth for a second. And my experience is that most girls have a very mechanical way of going about it, where they jam their tongue halfway down their throat and do some kind of tornado motion with it. It's not too bad with the ones that get it, like what's shown in OP vid.

>260 posts
>no one explained how kissing actually feels like

grim

>>216779935
it feels like a girls tongue going down your throat. which feels very good

>>216779965
this is true and what you get like 80% of the time, but that does not feel good. the proper technique is a little tongue boxing in the initial 1/3 of each other's mouth and nothing beyond that. the down the throat shit feels forced and retarded. and most women, especially while drunk will literally try to jam their tongues down your throat.

>>216778881
Yeah... Yeah "Friends"

>>216778130
>Ive lost track of the number of random drunk women Ive made ou
No way yall brushed yalls teeth before, fucking gross

>>216770106
nobody wants to hear about you fucking a man this thread is about kissing girls

>>216780071
only an autist would be thinking about shit like that. this is why youre a virgin still

>>216780204
nta, but you are probably right in my case. shit is gross af.

>>216780204
Im married with a child and kiss without brushing first is fucking gross

>>216780204
And you have probably sucked a thousand cocks due to snogging any whore by proxy, congrats bro

I’ve never understood why exchanging saliva and tasting another’s person’s dinner is exciting. I have no desire to do it and I find it gross.

>>216772589
Look at all of the ugly jew hags

>>216776931
Yes

>>216776931
My gf, now wife, got the wettest she's ever been on our second date, while we were still at the restaurant.
She was stewing in her own juices.
You could smell it.
I drove her to a park and she admitted that she was really corny during dinner.
And I told her how could tell.
She was embarrassed but then I told her I liked the smell
We made out and I spanked and fingered her for the first time. Then she blew me and I came down her throat.

>>216780548
I hope this is a true story

>>216780548
>I told her I liked the smell
Virgins and female bo fantasies

>>216780548
>She was stewing in her own juices.
>You could smell it.
No, you couldn't. Also you type like a fucking AI.

>>216780548
Good morning sir.

>>216775902
You showed them by ending their genetic line. Well done mom and dad.

>>216779391
She's gonna divorce you so bad

>>216780576
It's all true my bro. She's a squirter too, and very submissive. I spank her every year on our anniversary. One spank for each year.

>>216780598
>>216780706
>>216780715
Seethe harder virgins

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>>216769378
>wanna get laid? Look her straight in the eye with a firm handshake!

>36 and have never experienced this
I'm so lonely

>>216780985
Kek

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>>216769816
>I'm on dating apps
These are gay and cancer. I unironically have way less anxiety talking to a woman irl than I do putting myself on a fucking app.

>>216777777
Assuming she knows to let you do your own thing, I would go with those meme digits and give it a shot. At worst she'll be more of a friend.

>>216777229
>Because hookers obviously don't fix adult male virgin problems.
They do, it that like any sexual contact they demystify the act of sex for you. That's what losing your virginity is.

>>216768725
Don't forget to mention that shaving is very important

>>216776715
you just admitted to being a pedo...

>>216781038
>I unironically have way less anxiety talking to a woman irl than I do putting myself on a fucking app.
yeah well i don't.

>>216768573
Lol the times I have made myself look like a fool having to readjust my aim during an important moment of passion. This is why girls reach down and help

>>216768447
Ive never fucked but somehow made out with a few girls. Its just vibes really. You do what feels right. My friend was told by probably the sluttiest one that i was a good kisser so i guess im doing something right

>>216768504
Samnee is the man

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Elena Kampouris is someone who has had very intense kissing scenes.

First with Jonathan Rhys Meyers and then with Saul Nanni.

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>>216779764
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>you've never even kissed a girl before?
>what are you, gay?

I've had sex several times but never kissed a girl

>>216781992
what were the guys names you fucked?

36 year old virgin here. also over 400lbs. my life is a complete wreck