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>cause the death of Rob Reiner and his wife
>cause the death of James Ransone

These two should go to jail
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>>216777308
I agree with you
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>My lord, Rob Reiner is coming...
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Still no new podcast episode this sint going well it seems oh NONONO (TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE TROUBLE)
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>No Reiner shall live
>My lord you gave your word to the merchant, and the partygoers have seen too much
>I said I would not harm them and I shall not. But Ashkenazis are Ashkenazis, and schizophrenia takes the weak. This is my holiday. My Christmas. MY YULETIDE.
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>>216777308
Andy Dick too
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>>216778389
Andy.. passed on?
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>>216777308
They should all at least chip in to pay for Rob's son's incarnation.
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>>216777308
SANJAY-JI SAAR! PLSE DO THE NEEDFUL POO IN LOO AND KYS! DO THE ROPE HANG YAAR.
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>>216777308
both these freaks have gigantic foreheads
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>>216778471
Maybe they could help pay for some Denny's in jail every breakfast.
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>I'm with murderer
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>>216777308
>*reins of castamere starts playing*
>"the o'brien's send their regards"
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This is what they did

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%E5%80%9F%E5%88%80%E6%AE%BA%E4%BA%BA
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>>216777308
I think people are underestimating just how bad the consequences will be for Conan. Conan can't host more parties. They're cursed. You wouldn't believe how superstitious a lot of hollywood types are.
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>>216779044
everyone will forgeta bout it in 3 weeks
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>>216779044
I was more thinking 'it will be in bad taste' but then again, we're talking about a yiddish industry and they are a superstitious lot so we do have to keep that in mind. I think for Conan overall, it's can easily go the way of people at large showing him sympathy ('oh the poor man the guilt he must be feeling, but he can't blame himself!') and it adding to his lore
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>>216779100
>Peter Green kills himself in New York
>few weeks later Rob Reiner gets murdered by his own schizo son
>a week later James Ransone kills himself

I don't think they'll forget about it
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>>216777308
How does it feel to betray your own race?
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Conan didnt even want that sperg there and Bill was the only one to tell that bitch the truth. Robby did this to himself and atleast wont have to deal with spinal tap 2 being memory holed because it sucked
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>>216777308
They'll rot in hell with their buddy Carlin
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>>216777308
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I thought I wanted to be best friends with Conan O'Brien until I found out Bill Hader was one of his good friends. You learn a lot about a person by the company they keep.
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>>216777308
My boys are just taking out the trash.
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More importantly, who will they kill next?
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>>216779458
heaven and hell were invented by the romans to keep their population in check. a primitive surveillance mechanism. nowadays, ai provides a total surveillance state, from which peons like us can never hope to escape. enjoy
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>>216779571
>he never had a makeout sesh with your poppop

no wonder you got issues mang
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>>216777308
>Bill "Not my problem" Hader
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Spinal Tap 2 sucked
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>>216777308
Hader pushed for gay Reddie to make a good monogamous Catholic man like Ransone quake in his boots and have to visualize himself being pounded by Barry instead of doing so to a loving wife.
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>>216777308
>These two should go to jail
Remotes are his best work
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>>216777308
the industry got moloch uptop. even the big baller jews cant get away from bowing down to their master. and whats sacrificing one son for a jew who doesnt even believe in hell?
i am quite convinced that rob has been raping and pimping out Nick for a long time since he was young, and everytime Nick has blown up at his dad and mom for this, they have gaslighted him to the moon and beyond, and all his siblings who got away (they always only sacrifice one, paris hilton was sacrificed, her sister got off scott free and loathes paris)

now. talking about a man who was just killed the way he was by his own son, and speculating and being as bastant as I am, usually gives negative karma? do you want to know why I dont get it? Because I know, and you know, and the whole world knows thanks to his tweets, that this fat, dysgenic piece of shit juden was doing nothing but dancing and celebrating every single time a European got gangbangraped and murdered by a bunch of mass imported mongoloids from africa and arabia.

and thats nothing but the truth. press S to spit on Reiner.
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>>216777308
I'm glad they're both dead. I hope they die too
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>>216777308
They didn't mean to, they're just fucking full of themselves assholes who treat people beneath them like crap.

>>216779623
The Romans didn't believe in heaven and hell.
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>>216777308
What can we do to stop this duo?
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>>216779458
Heaven and Hell aren't real.
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>>216779623
>>216780351
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>>216778666
checked
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>>216780690
Pharisees and Sadducees
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>>216777308
Were they the ones who helped Rob rape Nick for decades or something?
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>>216779199
Nick wasn't a schizo he was a rape victim.
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>>216781223
No, that would be grandpa
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>>216777354
Fucking kek
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Fuck this thread stinks of curry and brown hands. DO THE NEEDFUL SANJAY! POO IN LOO!

and please. Please, just fucking kill yourself. Nothing of value will be lost. Your wasted life and failed memes, forgotten. The world, and this board, a better place.
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>>216781345
bad grandpa
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>>216781397
What's wrong with you?
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Is the whole "I hate India" thing some kind of Jewish smokescreen to shift blame? I feel like most people in the west don't really give a fuck about India, it's really far away. Seems like something Jewish people would care about.
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>>216778409
yea
rob schnieder isnt lookibg too good either.
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>>216778409
Had to check but somehow he still lives
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>>216779044
Conan knew Rob deserved it.
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>>216777354
lmfao holy shit
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>>216779401
This, blaming conan for headcases acting loke headcases is crazy
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>>216782724
>catholic roots
>of america
?
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>>216777308
I loved Rob Reiner. These two pieces of shit are accessories to murder and I hope they get life in prison
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>>216782790
>>216777308
wtf did they do to Reiner?
Can I get a qrd? Are they connected to Nick Reiner?
I know Conan didn't call the police but surely accessory to murder is a leap? And What is Hader's role?
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>>216782917
It's just a gay Jewish meme to shift blame from the Qabbalah sex rituals engaged by Carl and Rob Reiner to a couple Irish lads
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>>216779788
>Bill "Not my problem" Hader
Kek
Try this on for size...

"Poor Nick. Bill was a real playa hader."
*dodges tomato*
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>>216782968
aaaaand its official. i am no MORe confused HAHAHA :) you guys crack me up
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>>216782917
Also, apparently Nick walked up to Hader while he was having a conversation with some dude, and Hader said it was a private conversation (we don't know how he said it folks, and it's essentially hearsay). I know Hader is trying to get a movie made and it's very likely he was trying to talk business... Nick glared at him angrily then killed his parents a few hours later. Some losers are trying to overshadow the fucked up Reiner household by blaming it on Bill and Conan because they are gay Jewish faggots with micropenises
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>>216782988
fuck you Jew
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>>216783018
I'm imagining Bill Hater talking to a producer trying to get a movie made and Nick going up and asking him, "Are you famous?" killing the whole deal.
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>>216783185
kek
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>>216782782
Both libtard and right wing celebs are retards who dont actually know anything. Those mouths have seen plenty of Weinstein cocks. Full of cum.
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>>216782988
Nick killed his dad because he was abused his entire life. What's confusing about that
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>>216783297
Nick is basically Tidus from FFX.
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>>216777354
greatest /tv/ thread of all time
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Glavset's just running wild with this shit. I wonder how many months it will take their managers to notice nobody gives half of a fuck.
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>>216783297
zero evidence for your claims
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never understood how hader's most popular snl sketch (playing a reoccurring garden variety faggot on update) was a hit... what am i missing?
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>Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client is innocent. I ask you; Does THIS look like the face of a murderer?

How much Jewish Hollywood insider shit is this guy going to spill at his trial? He's gonna get life anyway, he has no reason not to. They'll say he's crazy, but it won't stop him from saying it.
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>>216785088
whoops forgot pic, look at this sweet boy, he dindu nuffin.
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STILL NO NEW EPISODE
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>>216779623
>>216780351
Oyyyyy veyyyyy
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>>216785100
Looks like justin bieber
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>>216779458
kek
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>>216779623
>>216780351
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>>216777308
I'm out of the loop.
What the fuck happened?
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Once the jury finds out that Nick was molested by his dad as a child, they're going to let him walk.

Feel free to screencap this post.
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>>216780261
Makes sense since Its pretty hard to believe in things you know you just made up to control other people.
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>>216785334
Ryan Murphy defense, smart to do in DEI-era...wait, isn't a VIP ring of pederasty/molestation a MAGA prompt?
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>>216785429
Many many culture have ideas of the afterlife. They aren't all about crowd control w/ "morality", + you conveniently don't argue which part of mores are bad or counter-productive to group survival.
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>>216785429
Shut up bitch.
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>>216785088
he'll probably conveniently die in prison
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>>216785324
grompleforth nilfenheim the orange one killed rob reiner
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>>216785334

I heard Nick honor killed Rob after converting to Islam when he learned that his father was producing a film called the Homoerotic Adventures of the Prophet Muhammad under the pseudonym Buck Nasty.
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>>216785524
Ok, you have convinced me, its not an appeal to narcissism at all, I must be a powerful magician whose thoughts have direct access to the creator of the entire universe and if I just do what the voices in my head tell me to do, I will eventually end up in a magical realm of total perfection.
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>>216784014
>Glavset's just running wild with this shit
Can’t be the Russians, I haven’t seen one bit of latent and repressed homosexuality nor the blaming of Anglo-Saxons
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>"Conan, please call the police!! My son threatened to kill me later tonight"
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>>216785952
>EGAD! Unhand me now, you yiddish jackanape! Your hysterical mewling shall NOT impeded my merrymaking! I will not have it! GUUUUAAAAAAARRRRRDS!
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Someone is going around accidenting these hollywood actors.
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>>216781616
But think about it, is he rally ALIVE?
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>>216777308
Conan is literally on the epstein flight logs
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>>216786548
Its just another end of season clean up, not as bad as the year they knocked of Bob Saget, Trevor Moore, and Gallagher .
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What did Hader do
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>>216786621
Hmm but he isnt Trump so its ok if he fucks kids and moreover he is democrat so actually its a good thing bigot
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conan is based but hader always came across like an insecure weirdo
funny fucking actor but seemed like a cunt irl
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>>216779044
>I think people are underestimating just how bad the consequences will be for Conan.
>Now he can't host more parties.
oh no! that's terrible. now I feel sad
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>>216787036
in reality, nothing.
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OH NONONONONONOO ITS NOT UP!!!


>WeeeeEEEEEEEEEL YOU GOT TROUBLE MY FRIEND
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Why does anyone care about jew celebs
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>>216787036
hader just said "im having a private conversation" to get out of an awkward situation, conan didnt call the cops in order for reiner's son to not be charged in flagrante or at the very least both parents and son be called for an unsworn statement

but its funny to pretend they did somethign sinister
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just a quick thread reminder that the only reason 4chan hates conan is because a haiti tweet many years ago
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>>216787021
They only got Gallagher I, Gallagher II is still alive.
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>>216777308
Now that they have the taste of blood, they won't stop.
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ITS UP NEW EPISODE but it was recorded two months ago
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how about another joke, Conan?
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>>216780351
Shalom
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>>216777354
Kek
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I just hope they all have a merry Christmas and a happy Snood year
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>>216787383
Not surprising really, trying to do an advert for a country filled with corpses, gangs and mud pies is pure globohomo. The hubris is breathtaking, not even dyed in the wool liberals are going to believe Haiti isn“t an irl Dead Island.
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>>216787695
wow, I wonder if Reiner jnr tried to hit on snood
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>>216778666
holy kino
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>>216777308

these are the only two guys who can always make me laugh
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>>216777308
>Rob Reiner directed two of the most famous King adaptations
>The way he dies is sadly foreshadowed in one of them
>Hader and Ransone were both in It chapter 2
>A clown with red hair is involved
>Welcome to Derry just aired before all of this
It was Pennywise all along
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>>216780351
you know, heaven and hell are actually wish fullfillment. the great nothing after life is what people fear the most and its the most likely to be true. all you do is in vain, means nothing, because everything dies, even stars.
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>>216778666
>666
Uhhhh reinerbros??
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>>216787726
Weird that's the only one so far he showed up in. it was a wild party
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>>216777308
>>216778585
Modern power couple. Both are tops and want to screw you up.
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We still don't know beyond a reasonable doubt that the boy did it. Someone else could have broken into their home and killed them.
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>>216779543
What is the problem with Bill Hader? No meme answers please.
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>>216787829
why is Top Gear there? and is Hammond hooking up with Ever Anderson? Greta, Snood and Ever + Top Gear why?
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>>216779458
>implying Norm didn't decline going to Heaven and insisted on going to Hell so he could fuck with people
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>"Ugh, could this year get any worse?"
>Nick kicks the door in and the live studio audience erupts in cheers
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>>216788018
AI
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>>216787383
Since when did 4chan give a fuck about haiti?
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>>216787806
>you know, heaven and hell are actually wish fullfillment. the great nothing after life is what people fear the most and its the most likely to be true
finally someone else fucking gets it

people are terrified of the concept that there is nothing outside of life, and hate the idea that the only morality is the one we choose for ourselves
you can tell when a christian is fake and only doing it out of fear if they say something like "people can't be moral without god", which is essentially saying "fear of punishment is the only reason I don't do bad things", and once you understand that, then suddenly American christians being some of the most hateful and vile people imaginable makes sense, because they don't really believe, they are just scared of it being true, and think they can trick an omnipotent and omniscient deity by saying "I'm christian!" whilst ignoring every single rule and code of conduct in the book except for the ones they personally like (and usually it's only the rules that allow them to judge others)
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>>216788157
In that case if Snood, Ever, Greta in Christmas hats in the snow in bikinis
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>>216788358
Your posting on a Haitian Mud-cookie enthusiast board right now anon better watch your tone
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>>216782968
This nigger thinks two things cant be true at once
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>>216782968
it seems you are cutting an apple in half, but only seeing half an apple in the end
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>>216777308
Throwing a Hannukkah party isn't against the law yet, Chud.
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>>216778585
Revenge for the Charlie Kirk assassination.
Suck it Ashy Nazis.
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>>216777308
>James Ransone was an intern on Late Night with Conan O'Brien.

Now this is getting spooky.
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>>216777308
No one's talking about what was said and done at that party, which is suspicious as fuck.
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>>216777381
Still no public statement or press release after over a week.
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>>216788849
The cultists never say anything about what goes on in their parties. They know people will forget, and focus on having the attention on the son. They'll let the son beat the charges on the grounds of mental illness in exchange for him not saying exactly what happened at the party.
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>>216779044
Will they discard their shabbos that quickly? Conan is the the guy who drives them around on Shabbat.
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>>216782782
Groyperdagos try to sneak that in even though the biggest lynching in America's history was for shitalians
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>>216778585
two faggots that literally pushed nick to murder. elite faggots that think they're so funny. conan pretends to be some regular awkward guy when he graduated from harvard and hosts a christmas party for hollywood psychos and phonies every year.
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>>216788923
Nick has a solid coocoo record, so he doesn't really to deal to get off on Psych. And the other Reiner kids have effu money and can push as hard as they want.
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>>216789045
>he doesn't really to deal to get off on Psych
He does if he wants to beat the charges AND still have a claim to the estate of his late parents.
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>>216789164
Psych on a no charge or not guilty saves his claim on the estate. If he pleads guilty on psych he's crazy.
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>>216785952
>Conan: You brought some color to my day, Mr. Reiner. And I do appreciate that.
>Guard: Yes, Mr. O'Brien?
>Conan: There's no cause for a scene... but this gentleman is an interloper.
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CONAN: We do deliver you. Get you therefore hence, Poor miserable wretches, to your death. The taste whereof, God of his mercy give You patience to endure, and true repentance of all your dear offences! Bear them hence!

Exeunt ROB, MICHELE and NICK, guarded by SONA
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>>216788429
reddit is down the hall to the left
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>>216789385
>Rob: Maybe he'll spare me...
>Conan: If you think that, then you still don't understand Nick Reiner
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>>216790072
unironic updoot, I wonder if AI could be used to write this as a shakespearean tragedy
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>>216790368
Reformatting tab delimited text is a bitch. Glad you liked it.



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