Prior Thread >>216770838Do plurbs ever poop edition
sci-fi for wine aunts
>>216780069rhea pits
>>216780069This is my wife.
>>216780162
>when it's plurb'n time but you are all out of HDP
>>216780223I'm sure Zosia gets her HDP directly.
Pluribussy
So this show is about AI right?
>>216780153and rape apologists
free use mfs eating good in the plubiverse
>>216780086>>216780314what's the deal with the tangerines?
>>216780320the show is about urban mass transit
>>216780165
https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddypluribus/comments/1psn3kj/season_6_prediction/I'd watch this. At least it looks like things happen.
>>216780414Please don't AI my wife.
>>216780464she told me it was okay
So my interpretation is that Carol is currently creating a narrative like the ones you'd find in her shitty novels by romancing Zosia, to dupe the plurb into thinking that has truly given up. Anyone else think that's the case?
>>216780488>turns into someone else at the end
>>216780509nah, i think she just started to crack. remember she was an alcoholic before the world ended and her wife died
>>216780162*rapist
>>216780509this entire show is quite clearly Carol daydreaming about her unwritten novel.
>>216780509No.She's just a rapist like Mr. Diabetes and people are trying to cope.
>>216780597I think if that ended up being the big ending it would lead to riots and suicides
>>216780509There's zero reason for her to freak out at the diner or sleep with Zosia if that were the case. She could have easily just pretend to be writing her books and use Zosia as a source of information.
>>216780649lol
My unmarried 40 year old aunt loves this show, is it worth watching?
Karolina is actually ugly af
>>216780944Are you gay or something?
Okay, what would happen if you ploorb'd all over the flood?
Carol should really have a greater degree of open contempt for Plurbo than even Manousos. They literally, directly, unambiguously killed her wife. Maybe that's why Carol getting mad at them causes the seizures—they feel genuinely guilty about it and have no real defense or counterargument when she lashes out.
two days
>>216777710>Main character is gay>"I can't find anything anti-Christian about this show"
What's the pink drink Carol makes from a can?
>>216780954I don't like square jaws with no curves
>Wake up on day of the PLURBing>Internet off>Phone data off>Open window blinds>Squint and shield eyes from the sun>See people in bloodied tattered clothes loading flaming bodies into the back of milk trucks>"I fucking hate California...">Close blinds and jerk off to some downloaded porn>60 days later and plerbs haven't discovered me nor have I discovered them
>>216781162Pink Lemonade from concentrate
Bros what do we do after this season ends? Do we have enough shitpost material to keep /plurb/ alive until season 2?
>>216781200there may be an army of hikikomori that go undiscovered for years
>>216781267I can make endless AI slop. maybe instead of having zosia get her tits out I can try generating some of the theories from the earlier plurb threads
>>216781267we move to the next mystery box, likely FROM season 4 then Severance season 3 and finally we return to plurb season 2would be nice if some new mystery box drops too before FROM season 4 but very unlikely
>>216781278I really want the twist to be that North Korea is unplurbed
>>216780509No, what's actually happening is her wife arranged for her largest cohort of fans to stage this whole thing so Carol could get kickstarted into finishing that novel that she's been holding off on. Carol is too up her own ass to realize it's straight up just a larp of her manuscript. The way to "unplurb" everyone is for Carol to finish her latent masterpiece which will "move the world to tears" or some shit. When Carol finally finishes her novel, Helen will come out from the back room clapping and saying congratulations. The extras will all come out clapping as well, and she'll realize it was all just a fucking setup. She'll become a New York Times bestselling author (again) and get a 1 season streaming deal for an adaptation of her novel on Hulu (not renewed for a new season).
>>216781267[extremely long, drawn out and unnecessary footage of something mundane happening] .......... we plurb.
>>216781343bigger twist, they were plurbed by a rogue strain and the two plurbs have to fight it out without killing anyone
>>216781343like world war z
>>216781324how is this a mystery box? everything has been over-explained if anything
>>216781588This, the show is what I like to call subversively straight forward.
>>216780069Though I appreciate how many times this actress has shown her butt in the show, I was really hoping Rhea was going to do some nudity for this series, she's 53 but still has an absolutely incredible ass.
>>216781065Carol is a woman they grieve differently than men, and in her case she grieve by sleeping with the enemy. I mean look at Erika Kirk, she grieve by going on a world tour and hanging out with celebrities that could no longer get a job in show business.>>216781358It would be incredibly stupid if she saved the world with her shitty books.
>it's already the finale
>>216781727And still nothing has happened
If Amazon could release the second season of Fallout the following year after the first season ended than so could Apple and Pluribus
>>216781785>>216781727these threads happened friends
>>216781786Is Fallout still woke?
>>216780069Why they made this show with mature milf fetish?
>>216781343>the twist
>>216781831Technically it was always woke, it was just less gay about it before bugthesda took over
>>216780069They obviously poop but it's probably like a giant circular pit, or like a repurposed roller coaster where they prep their bowels during the hill and then shart on the brake section collectively.
>>216780193Weird that there's an actress out there that looks like the exact clone of the female alternative of a swarthy sexy pirate man, but is also capable of walking around looking totally possessed but also happy about it.
>>216780454It would actually be awesome if the aliens come and they're like>wow it seems you have strange biology, so we need to do some science for a few weeks and then you can join our galactic hivemindAnd the plurbs are like>What? Noooo.... We prefer collective love for EARTH life, and our group ego doesn't want to die to join your bullshit.And the plurbs basically start to worship Manuosos and Carol for being sexy rogues that resist asshole alien hive minds, even though - ironically - the plurbs are a hive mind.
>>216781017Greg Baer completely fucked my understanding of what the fuck the Flood are.>Extragalactic fucked up thing that weirded the Progenitors>Actually just a final fuck you from the Progenitors against the Forerunners>Actually the Progenitors were hiding as a collective mind quietly inside of the subspace galactic internet the whole time ready to shut down all Forerunner systems and commsIt's weird it was like a powder at first that Thing'd dogs but they'd stay good boys anyway, but it didn't infect humans, but then the Progenitor infected started to infect Forerunner and it evolved spore forms.What the fuck was going on in that shit it confused the hell out of me then Halo 4 made it worse and gayer.
>>216781923Have you ever considered that they drew him to her likeness?
>>216781908I think we need to spend the offseason tweeting vince to answer these hard hitting questions:How do the plurbs poop?Would the plurb procreate with itself if it couldn't get the big antenna done soon enough?Will any of the girls impregnated by coombrain diabeetus give birth to immune children?Why don't we see more animals roaming free?Will the plurb evolve to control animals like the cat plurbs do in the hit anime Nyaight of the Living Cats?
>>216781683Better Call Saul did a good job using Chuck's death to completely and utterly change the tone of the series even though unfortunately - Lalo aside - it degenerated into cartel plot bullshit.Hopefully Pluribus's disappointing Season 1 serves as the tee-up for a Season 3 rug pull that makes S4&5 truly amazing. This is actually possible, but most modern media never even tries to stick the landing.
>>216781831Fallout wasn't that woke besides black/mixed girlboss contra whiteys (but also another black/mixed girlboss). That and the Fred Armisen "giggity" over BMWF romance.Other than that it's just Goggins being pissed and generally good.If the "evil white guy" is woke then so are all 80s anti-corporate movies.
Yuribus
>>216782006He's archetypal
>>216781923Honestly if the finale will go the way it goes I think the show would have been better if they gave Carol a male romance interest. I honestly thought it would have been better with Carol holding out for Manousos. Because he and Zosia are kinda alike:>Both mysterious we know very little about them>Exotic both are foreign actors>Both knows how to do everything Manousos from his military dad and Zosia from the hive>Both look like they can be pirates
My theory is Zosia is the main character and I hope she succeeds with converting Carol
The sleeping on the ground inside a big stadium thing is so stupid. Like you can't just bring beds inside. Also disease/pest hotspot.
>>216782426I think Zosia will be unplurb next season and probably feel disgusted knowing what Carol did to her. Remember she's most likely Muslim, in her mind she's probably going to hell now.>>216782496The reason why there's a huge pest problem is due to how unkept these stadiums tend to get. If you get rid of all of the stored food and depend only on that HDP shit the rodents would probably leave on their own accord.
>>216782121>Main character writes female romantasy trash>Complex, thought provoking social and sci-fi plot devolves into a dumbass love triangle between a hot pirate lady and an angry mexican who compete for her affectionBravo Vince
>>216782496It's to save money on A/C bills dumbass.
Zosia is basically every person on earth, including Carol's father, brother, mailman, the Indian creep at the gas station who asked her for fucking. When she had sex with her, she was having sex with every man on earth. When Carol pulled her pants down and bent over, she was showing her pussy and asshole to every man on Earth. When Zosia ate her pussy, every man on Earth was eating her pussy.
I stopped watching after she got back with Zosia. Does anything even remotely happens or could be considered plot progressing at this point? Severance might just have this one beat.
Who will be first to randomly get killed by a lion?
>>216780086>>216780163>>216780314One notable ritualposter. One. Really, that's it? I'm supposed to believe that this is the best you can do? I mean... wow. /bcs/ had several dozen ritualposters and all we can come up with are some rehashed memes. I... can't believe it. I don't even remember when I last saw this- this annoying orange. Must've been a decade. And you guys, you just dug it up from the dead. Just like that.
>>216782641That's now how the hivemind works... It's basically a new consciousness. And when they leave the hivemind they lose all of the memories of when they were in it.This is referenced in the first chapter of Wycaro Book 1.
>>216782679the tangerine is a separate thing
I prefer the show when NOTHING is happening more than when Carol is investigating and creating the ILLUSION things are happening but nothing is actually happening.
>>216782624Plurbs should get a damn job.
>>216782708carols wild goose chases that could be solved by just politely interrogating a plurb are the fun of following the second most retarded of the immunieseveryone love manuel the most now though since he's the most retarded
which show had the best first season?
>>216780414oh shit imma plurb
>>216783125BB obviouslyPluribus's first season will unfortunately depend on its follow up to be judged.For instance, BCS had a good first season because the weird Chuck bullshit definitely paid off, one of the unarguable payoffs that works in media history.The Tuco reveal in BCS was fun, but rides coattails.Who is that one weird family with the hot big tits Karen? Tannermans? For some reason they're fucking amazing so by skin of its teeth due to them BCS had a great first season, but otherwise depends on S2-3 to have any relevance and was otherwise just fucking boring.>Mike the toll guyAgain, rides coattails of BB, and pays off when he's replaced by a robot later. In isolation, handwave, meh, it's not bad. Nostalgic for blue collar erasure. The last vestige of the noir beat cop, from the last truly dirty era 1970s now retired. Blue collar idle chit chat as a thing that gets too much screen time but "that's the thing".Yes, Mike as the toll operator works kind of in BCS in isolation, but it really does entirely depend on future seasons and BB to be noteworthy.
>>216782943I love how Manuosos epitomizes genuine Spanish honor culture but also exemplifies its flaws.
>>216783497Oh shit I just realized that we're approaching an era where cool random grizzled violence characters can't casually call back to their time in 'Nam.Iraq was just not as cool.Fuck.Why is Vietnam the dirtiest, but still real, coolest war in history?I mean, the anthem for the war is a song literally protesting it.
Carol Sturka = South CarolinaManousos Oviedo = MassachusettsKoumba Diabaté = VirginiaTakeo Kitanaka = ConnecticutMary Kuksie Akintola = MarylandBora Colak = North CarolinaOtgonbayar = GeorgiaXiu Mei = New HampshireIda Ayu Dewi = DelawareSidore Melis = Rhode IslandKusimayu = New YorkAbdul Kareem Alsharei = New Jersey?Laxmi = Pennsylvania?
Wow I didn't know this show was doing this well. Also, Damn why is the gay one doing so well?
>>216783923id assume the metrics are from xitter and facebook so the gayest stuff and boomer stuff
>>216783923a lot of that simpsons discussion is not about recent episodes, its just people talking about its place in pop culture and how it fell off
>>216783923>heated rivalryHuh? Is it a homosexual romantasy?>Simpson'sOkay>South ParkYeah, of course>Percy JacksonReally? Based Bear McCreary score though. >LandmanOf course.>IT, Strangerhas to be some slop>EmilyGod just kill me, Young Gen X women still rule culture and television and they should all be in death camps frankly. The fucking Sex and the City cunts.>FalloutSlop, bad, but good in some ways. Look, Fallout used to be pretty cool. There's no denying that. Once upon a time, we'd be pumped this was a thing.>Plurb #1Look....Vince understands the marketing engineered target audience. That's what you don't get.Someone sat down with him and described exactly with precision the type of audience that needed to be reached and the master fine tuned the perfect slop to engage them. You have no idea how deep this goes.A hive-mind Contact plot but the main character is a Romantasy novelist that goes to Ice Hotels but ironically it dunks on Hallmark movies because she's a cynical atheist lesbian. Do you not realize how God-like this is in terms of marketing cross sectionality?
>>216781588the mystery is will something interesting happen
>>216783923>heated rivalryi think you mean fierce competition
>>216783923This show is so slow yet its beating out IT & stranger things?Is everything this ass now?
>>216784167IT is okay but prequel stories rarely does well, Stranger Things is utter trash.
What would Jesus say about the joining?
>>216783923There's not much for grown up shows anymore.By grown up, I mean shows that take themselves seriously, aren't capeshit or cashing in on video game IP, or zombie shows that should have concluded years ago like South Park.
