>"Well Bat-family, Mr. Freeze was pretty tough but we sure kicked his ICE!">*everyone bat-laughs*>ALERT! INCOMING BAT-TRANSMISSION!>*superman's parents' video plays on the bat-computer*>"Aliens EXIST?">"Secret harem???">"Isn't Miss Kyle half Boravian, Master Bruce?">"...Suit up Alfred.">"We're going to Metropolis.">https://youtu.be/VS8UG5avw2M?t=4 [Embed]
>replace mixed burnout queen with White roastie hagHow am I supposed to masturbate to it?
>Clark Kent: Big man with gadgets and a a suit of armour. Take that off, what are you?>Bruce Wayne: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.>Clark Kent: I know guys with none of that worth ten of you. I've seen the footage. The only thing you really fight for is yourself. You're not the guy to make the sacrifice play, to lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you.>Bruce Wayne: I think I would just cut the wire.>Clark Kent: Always a way out... You know, you may not be a threat, but you better stop pretending to be a hero.>Bruce Wayne: A hero? Like you? You're an alien, Kent. Everything special about you came from our yellow sun.
Bravo Nolan!
They have a good opportunity to play on Batman's greatest strenghts, one is being a standalone dark brooding character, the other is being a goofy gimmicky superhero. They should let Reeves work on his dark Batman and make a different lighter funnier version to work with the Gunn universe
how about they just don't worry about the two characters having movies with different tones? is that not allowed?
how tf is battinson supposed to fight this guy bruh
>>216794650By using his intelligence?
>>216794650if your batman wants to fight superman you have the wrong batman
>>216793040Kino
>>216794650Kryptonite condom
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>>216794650>>216793040Gunn is planning to adapt Absolute Batman instead. It's a better contrast character-wise. If Battinson is grunge, Ab-Bats is nu-metal
>>216794650Why would he fight him? He isn’t Man of Murder
I'm so fucking glad that Matt Reeves told Gunn to fuck off and that he's not going to have anything to do with his garbage universeI don't even like The Batman much but so many Gunnfags were smug and sure that Pattinson was going to be the new DC Universe Batman even though literally everyone that worked on the actual movie said that wasn't happening
>>216795286Making shit up. Nobody wanted Battinson in the DCU outside The Batman fans who like Pattinson. He’d look like a twink standing next to Superman.
>>216795286Are these Gunnfags in the room with us right now?
>>216795221He’s also going with Absolute Brainiac
Battenson was good. The movie was meh. Best part was the batmobile.
