He's outside again.
>>216793784Why didn't they just shoot 100's of arrows and kill him?
How did they not see that their gods were all fake but the Hebrew God was real?
>>216793813Honor
>>216793813Hector would never be able to look his men in the eye again.
>>216793784>Prince Hector, I'm Greek hoplite.
>>216793870Because God works in mysterious ways :)
>>216793784>HECTOOOOOOOOOORRRRR>WHY DID YOU KILL MY BACHA BAZI BUSSY BRIDE
HECTOR
>>216793926Terrible meme kys
>>216793784>maybe he’s here for some other Hector
Get up, Prince of Troy. I won't let a stone take my glory.
>>216793784ANOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN
>>216793784>Are there any other Hectors in the city that may have angered Achilles?
>>216793784>not this again
>>216793975kek
>Hi Sarah, it's Steve calling again - there's a strange man standing outside my house dressed like, I dunno, an ancient Greek hoplite? Now I'm all for a bit of light-hearted fun every now and then but statute 25(a) of the Clarkville HOA agreement clearly states that costumes are only to be worn in the neighborhood on Halloween...
CATAPULTS!!
>>216794093ᴴᵉᶜᵗᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒʳᵎ
>>216793784Fight scenes were so bad in this shitty movie
>>216793784>Do you guys have any pitch or tar or something like that?! We're just trying to light the barbecue grills in our camp!... We promise we wouldn't use it to burn your city or anything in our plan to sack and burn your city!... Aw, SHIT! Forget I said anything! I'm good! Sorry!
>HOW DARE YOU KILL MY COUSIN WHO WAS IN MY ARMOR AND WAS FIGHTING IN A WAR WOWOWOWWO MAN THATS SO MEAN
>>216793784>me, the King of Troy: Archers! Light his ass up!No one hollers at my city or threatens my lad.
>>216793870The hebrew god isn't real, the jews worshiped volcanoes.
>>216793784how do you fight him in a 1 v 1?
>>216794244Run him over in my chariot
>>216793784That confrontation went something like this...https://youtu.be/VPJ0TAaJDbM
>>216794244just kick him in the heel really hard bro
>>216793784HELLO POLICEA GUY TRIED TO BREAK IN INTO MY CITY WALLS HE'S A PISSED OFF, LONG LEGGED ACHAEAN
>>216794244every time he's about to land a killing blow I pretend that I'm tripping over a rock
>>216794377Forgot the picFucking captcha
>>216793904He couldn't do that anymore either way
>>216794398anon...
>>216793975Yo whatchu want homes?
>>216794422>also forgot the pic
>>216794173LOL.He was his homosexual lover that they changed to "cousin" in the movie. Nobody in their right mind would do that shit and drag off the body of the killer. He was emotionally distraught for losing his gay partner. They were all known to be fags then.
>>216794173>COUSINLOL, Right.He was his homosexual lover.They changed it in the movie to cousin.They were all well known homosexuals at that time in history. He killed Hector because he was emotionally distraught over losing his gay lover.
This site is fucked up.I posted a second time because my first post didn't show up. Then it shows up 3 minutes after I reposted.The stupid captures are fucking things up
>>216794445>>216794533dont judge him too harshly you dont know how tight that bussy was
>>216793784Is he hectoring us again?
probably the only good thing coming out of this odyssey shilling is people remembering how good troy is
>He's outside again
>>216794445No, he was cousin in the book and some modern women/ gays decided that because Achilles liked him so much they must be le gay despite there being no evidence and it showing both of them having women.
>>216793813Fighting with respect to decorum has always been a bigger deal in western civilization. If this was an engagement between
>>216793813Do you know how I know youre a woman (tranny)?
>>216794147Name some movies with better fight scenes.
>>216793870Moloch isn't real, he's a demon
>>216794422>ay you ever had your shit pushed in?>well yeah im greek
>>216793870Alexander the Great got along with them and they hung out and he did believe Daniels book was real, apparently.
>>216793784RETURN THE SLAB
>>216793813Because that’s fucking gay
>>216794816holy kek
>>216795752>you ever have your shit pushed in>not anymore, that's why I'm here
>>216796113Hector removes his helmet a few seconds before that and you can tell it's some floppy rubber material
>>216793813Woman?Nonwhite?tranny?
>>216794244Kite the motherfucker
>>216796190Yeah and not just that when Achilles finally stabs Hector you can tell his armor is this cheap plastic thing like what I used to wear for halloween in the early 90's
>>216793813Nah the gods would have protected him
>>216793870At this time jews were still wild polytheistic tribes in Canaan.
>>216795863Fooking bowman cunt, fooking coward
>>216795817
>>216793870>>216795817>greek gods weren't real>we still had their half-spawn running around the landExplain that.
>>216794816deep cut
>>216793784ALL MY INSTINCTS THEY RETURN
