https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Sentinel_Island>North Sentinel Island, part of India's Andaman and Nicobar Islands, is home to the Sentinelese, one of the world's most isolated and uncontacted tribes who fiercely resist outside contact, often with arrows and spears. The Indian government enforces a strict exclusion zone to protect the tribe from diseases and preserve their way of life, making it illegal to visit. The island is densely forested, lacks modern infrastructure, and the Sentinelese are hunter-gatherers who have lived in isolation for potentially tens of thousands of yearsThe possibilities are endless
>>216802546Why are you losers obsessed with this island?Is it because they killed a christcuck for trying to trespass?
>>216802546They already did make a movie about that place
>No formal census exists. Estimates range from 50 to 500 individuals, though modern "guesstimates" often place the number between 50 and 200>They are hunter-gatherers who do not practice agriculture. They hunt wild boar, fish, and gather plants, honey, and mollusks>They use long bows, arrows, and spears. While they are sometimes called "Stone Age," they actually use metal scavenged from shipwrecks to tip their arrows and spears>Their language is unclassified and completely unintelligible to neighboring tribes, suggesting thousands of years of isolation
>>216802546they are making one about that church guy who went there to evangelize them and gotkilled
>>216802553because they want to be buttsexed by brown primitives before they die alone and unloved
>>216802546They have to be made to pay taxes and get a job, along with all of those tribes in the amazon. If I have to do it so do they, fuck them. Fill out the online application, K'mtouga
>>216802553Thanks for reminding mehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Allen_Chau>John Allen Chau was a 26-year-old American missionary who was killed in November 2018 while attempting to illegally contact and convert the Sentinelese, an isolated indigenous tribe on North Sentinel Island in the Andaman Sea>John Allen Chau, an American missionary, left behind a detailed 13-page journal documenting his final days on North Sentinel Island in November 2018. His notes were recovered by the fishermen he had hired to take him to the island>He wrote, "Why did a little kid have to shoot me today? His high-pitched voice still lingers in my head">He admitted to being afraid, writing, "I’m scared... is it worth me going a foot to meet them?". Despite this, he concluded he must continue, stating, "I DON'T WANT TO DIE... Would it be wiser to leave and let someone else continue? No I don't think so">In his last note on November 16, he told his family, "You guys might think I'm crazy in all this but I think it's worthwhile to declare Jesus to these people">He explicitly asked God to forgive the islanders if they killed him: "Please do not be angry at them or at God if I get killed... I love you all">Chau viewed the island as "Satan's last stronghold on Earth" and believed it was his calling to share the Gospel with them.
It looks like that island from Graal. I don't remember what it's called, I haven't thought of that game in 20 years.
because most people are racistsdo you think a movie full of black people killing white people will be watched by /tv/
>>216802607>”[I] disembarked my kayak to show them that I too have two legs.” >“My name is John, I love you and Jesus loves you. Jesus Christ gave me authority to come to you. Here is some fish!” >“I regret I began to panic slightly as I saw them string arrows in their bows. He threw the fish toward them, but the men kept running and were almost within arrow range.” >“I stumbled back and recall yelling at the kid for shooting me – now as I look back at it, my Bible cover looks like bark – like tree bark, so maybe he was just curious but yikes, it sure gave me a fright.” >“I turned and paddled like I never have in my life back to the boat. I felt some fear but mainly was disappointed they didn’t accept me right away. I can now say I’ve been nearly shot by the Sentinelese.” >“They burst out laughing most of the time, so they probably were saying bad words or insulting me. They were also yelling into the forest behind the hut.” >“I couldn’t tell if they were truly unarmed or not. So still I got a safe distance away and dropped off the fish and gifts and at first they poled their dugout past the gifts and were coming at me, then they turned and grabbed the gifts.” >“Then the little kid with bow and arrow came down the middle and I figured that was it.” >“The little man shot me with an arrow – directly into my Bible which I was holding off my chest. I grabbed the arrow shaft in front it broke in my Bible (on pg 433 Isaiah 63:5-65:2) and felt the arrowhead. It was metal, thin but very sharp.” >“I saw the boat with figures with their arms up waving and I thought briefly that another group of Sentinelese had attacked the boat while they were watching me but thank God that wasn’t the case. Although I now have no kayak, or my small pelican and its contents, I’m grateful that I still have the written word of God.”Those islanders must’ve been like “holy shit this foreigner is schizo”
>>216802559Based and wholesome trad family values!
>In January 2006, two Indian fishermen, Sunder Raj (48) and Pandit Tiwari (52), were killed by the Sentinelese tribe after their boat drifted onto North Sentinel Island>The men were illegally poaching mud crabs in the area. They reportedly spent the evening drinking home-made alcohol (palm wine) and fell into a deep sleephttps://assets.survivalinternational.org/static/files/stampitout/mail_090206.pdfThey got a free boat of that
>>216802703>still a better love story than twilight
>whatchu gon do bitch
>>216802586Why are you gay
>>216802546How inbred are they?
>>216802794Super>Anthropologists and geneticists often debate how long such a small group can survive without inbreeding depression. While the "50/500 rule" suggests 500 individuals are needed for long-term genetic stability, the Sentinelese have successfully maintained a healthy, thriving population for millennia>With a small gene pool (estimates vary widely, from 50 to 400), inbreeding is a concern, potentially leading to reduced fertility or increased deformities over many generations, though they've survived this for millennia>The Sentinelese people of North Sentinel Island have lived in isolation for an estimated 50,000 to 60,000 years, making them one of the world's last uncontacted tribes, with their population estimated between 50 to 200 individuals, thriving through their hunter-gatherer lifestyle, repelling outsiders to protect their autonomy and immunity to outside diseaseshttps://www.survivalinternational.org/about/mostisolated
>>216802553Wow, spoilers.
>>216802872Now replace the hapa male with emiru and you’ve got the best selling tv show of 2026
>>216802546That documentary about the insufferable christfag getting voodoo doll'd was quite entertaining
>>216802546Avatar
Christfags get the fucking rope
>>216802607>>216802687Christkikery killed this poor bastard
>>216802905Name? (Of the documentary)He was a hapa but born in Alabama, he was fucked from the start imo
>>216802920I like the part where the sentinelese laughed when he tried to repeat what they were saying desuNothing bridges gaps more than laughter
>>216802681Yes, it would feed into chuddies sense of superiority mixed with paranoia
>>216802930https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5F0KU_A1Xn0
>>216802889>hey guiz, have you like heard of our lord and savior Twitch Streaming™??>*arrows whizz by*>fucking INCELS!!
>>216802999A few minutes in>my friend did something courageous This is why he diedToo many enablers
Do they just not care about the outside world at all? It seems odd that they'd not explore at least a little and be curious like nearly every other civilization.
>>216803116The whole church is a looney circlejerk
>>216803270There’s a theory that they’ve been visited by foreigners a few times in the past (from India, Europe, etc) but each time resulted in mass sickness and death. This resulted in future generations having xenophobic tendencies
>>216803323That makes sense. There's probably not any real safe way for outsiders to interact with them, who knows what diseases they could have over there that might infect us as well.
>>216803012hi meowy
>>216803397I’m legit surprised that the dead bodies of the foreigners they kill haven’t JUSTed them with diseases desu
>>216803455Don’t hug me, incelI WILL cancel (you)
>>216803502They probably burned them before eating them.
>>216803537>tastes like tandoori
>>216802546I'm sure if there were any useful resources, they would've been moved on with by now.
>>216802920his schizophrenic obsession with christkikery killed him
>>216802546SAAAARRRSSS!!!
>>216802592this, 100,000%
>>216802546Why are zoomers obsessed with this place? I see these zoomer tiktoks all the time mention this place. This island and the natives on it have the depth of a glass of water. There's nothing interesting about these people, that we can't read about in a history book. They're isolated tribes people who kill outsiders as a way to protect themselves. They're the most one dimensional humans you can find.
>>216802546All the islands eventually become cut-throat, with the inhabitants citing indifferences with each other over the resources and space.
>>216802592>Fill out the online application, K'mtougakek
>>216803697>has been inhabited for 60,000 years>has been the subject of academic scrutiny for a century>”fukin zoomies man”
>>216802559That one was about the Colombian jungle or something. Also about how the white men are the real monsters.
>>216802546I'd make a movie about 3 upper class married white women who go on a girl's trip who end up stranded there after their sightseeing tour goes off course. They would be held captive and no longer appear on screen. The film would be their husbands funding a massive search effort involving investigators from every jurisdiction. The ending would be a mercenary team going in and finding them, but the women refusing to leave because they got bred and decided to live out the rest of their lives as natives. I just can't think of a good title though
>>216802841Reduced fertility must mean they are ramping up team rapings. I want to see analysis of the social structures.
>>216803739Realistically those women would probably get eaten and then the natives would get violently ill the moment all the hot chip diet from their victims JUST them
>>216803723So has every other continent, but they actual achieved things worth talking about. These people are in mud guys with spears on an island. There's nothing interesting about them you can't find on new Guinea or the amazon
>>216803785There are universities in India and the Ivy League ones world wide that have drones that observe them, but they have all decided to keep their footage/findings a secret
>>216803502It probably has happened before and that's why they immediately bury anything that is unfamiliar to them.
>>216803796Great, you’re soulless Congrats on that
Would it not be satisfying to drive a tank onto the island just to troll them while they flail their rocks and spears impotently at the impenetrable armor?
>>216803804What do you think they would do if someone sniped one of them from a boat? Would it encourage them to build better weapons or would they just stay away from the beaches when outsiders were around?
>>216803903You’re thinking too smallI think we need to send a drone with a speaker that makes spooky noises at night and then play it when they least expect it while it’s out of arrow range
>>216802546How is there literally zero sign of human habitation visible? Do they just live like animals?
>>216804033Erm, sweaty, humans ARE animals
>>216804074I fucking hate this guy. He used to be somewhat interesting but somehow across like 11 youtube channels he manages to bitch about Hitler in every single video. Its incredible.
>>216804033They haven't discovered two story buildings yet.
>>216804158You will NOT speak this way of the esteemed Simon WhistlerIt is FORBIDDEN
>>216804158Hitler huh?
>>216802726I wish we had such an approach to the indian menance
>>216802546Imagine dropping a single thermonuclear warhead right in the middle...
>>216804249It's every video across 10+ channels. I don't expect people to love hitler but give it a fucking rest
>>216804074>>216804158>>216804219Final straw for me was seeing he was doing cosmology videos. He's worse than the AI slop channels that pervade that particular genre.
>>216804272Simon NEVER restsHe is the greatest YouTuber (that nobody talks about)He has his own subreddit ffsAnd my hero btw
>>216803817Dang we are pretty much like aliens to them. Just sitting there and observing. All we need to do now is abduct one of them and probe them.
>>216804074>>216804158seriously, why the fuck is this dude in so many channels?I had to do a double take multiple times because I saw this same dude in a completely different channel from the last one I saw him in.
>>216804334They did this back then>In 1880, British naval officer M.V. Portman kidnapped an elderly Sentinelese couple and four children from North Sentinel Island; the adults died from illness in captivity, and the sick children were returned with gifts, an event that likely fueled the tribe's long-standing hostility towards outsiders, creating the deep mistrust seen todayhttps://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2018/nov/30/sentinelese-tribe-who-killed-american-are-peace-loving-say-anthropologists
>>216804370Why not? He’s basedSaying otherwise is heresy
>>216804371They should do this again wtf.Retard faggots in thr 1800s has no clue what the fuck they were doing. Nowadays we can prevent them form dying that fast and actually learn something
>>216804483We could barely handle Covid tho
>>216804483>learn somethingLike what? Their favorite human meat recipe?
>>216802546Ok, so naturally people stuck on an Island after thousands of years wouldn't use agriculture because of the soil nitrogen leaching? So they would naturally become hunters and gathers from the ocean and land, so their faeces would back up the energy supply of the Island? That's what the whole ordeal is around. Long term sustainability. Also, their gene's could be stabilised by quatum because man in every corner of the globe so it creates a 4d wormhole and gravity goes back onto it overall.
>>216804371>Guy just wants some zoo pets so he can pump up his own feelings of superiority and feel less monke.
>>216804517Right? We could just ask the Chinese >During Mao Zedong's Cultural Revolution (1966–1976), local governments' documents revealed hundreds of incidents of cannibalism for ideological reasons, including large-scale cannibalism during the Guangxi Massacre. Cannibal acts occurred at public events organized by local Communist Party officials, with people taking part in them to prove their revolutionary passion
>>216804541He was born 100 years too early to be a chia pet enthusiast
>>216802546nothing in that island but rocks and piles of shit, any filmmaker would rather do a heavily fictionalized version with dinosaurs>>216802559>>21680270390% of gen z would have a heart attack if they saw this>>216803012if she can beat dark souls she can handle the savages
>>216804563>commies literally eat humans “for the cause” Just when you think you hate them enough, you learn shit like this. It’s the same with the kikes. Fuck.
>>216804634She did? Kai Cenat btfo
>>216804670There was a graphically detailed passage floating around somewhere about some prominent politicians daughter in the 1980s (or 70s? I forget) getting gang raped and then killed, with her body eaten by those who did that to herI was like “holy shit, I’m glad as fuck I’m not Chinese” when I read thatThen again, it could’ve been bullshit some guy wrote to make his political enemies look bad
>>216804670>>216804709I believe the story I’m recalling occurred during this event:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guangxi_Massacre
>>216802564how come this meeting went so well, cause the visitors had numbers?
>>216804757No, because the lead anthropologist (pandit of India) literally spent 25+ years prior to that meeting sending them gifts non stop, and they spent every single time trying to kill him and his team, until one day they changed their mindsPandit retired the next year, and when another guy tried they reverted back to being hostile. I guess they recognized and trusted Pandit
>>216804806>>216804757Pic rel is Pandit (guy on the left)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triloknath_Pandit
>>216802564>>216804757
>>216804902wtf they have fatties over there?
>>216804836he sounds based. btw if you look at these jarawas or onges the tribesmen all literally look like clones of each other, no diversity in facial features
>>216804902
>>216804909how you gonna be fat on a hunter gatherer island
>>216804909looks like loose skin from a lot of birthing
>>216804909>what carbs do to a mfSedentary yokels disgust me
>>216804921% chance that lil dude succumbed to some indian disease a week later
>>216804921Babby is like>mumma pls save me from this jeeta she smells like curry and keeps telling me to worship shiva :(((
>>216804909>>216804921Prehistoric societies had fat women because they did nothing
>>216804909>>216804926>>216804930wtf is going on here
>>216804955>10/10 in the Thragnuklar tribe
>>216804998>me with the bois
>>216802607>CHRIST>KEK
if boars can survive why cant humans? are we more prone to inbreeding? im sure there are fewer boars than people, dont they get inbred?
>>216804921Now im curious what the infant mortality rate on that island is
>>216803739How about>I'm A Filthy Kike
>>216804563All non-whites are one missed meal away from cannibalism
>>216805238Nobody homeless does that in India thoOtherwise backpacker Ben and Bald&Bankrupt would’ve shown everyone
>>216802546It's like 9 miles from India and despite the Brits and Europeans exploring every nook and cranny of this planet no one touched this place? Like they went all the way to Tahiti for Breadfruit before they explored this tiny island that's far closer to the Indian Ocean.
Realistically, how many men with rifles would you need to take them all out? Twenty? You’d probably be better off infecting some food or blankets with measles or smallpox and just throwing them ashore, and waiting a few weeks.
>>216805413That’s not as bad as the story or human colonization of MadagascarApparently humans didn’t show up on that island until roughly 3,000 years ago despite it being massive and a few hundred nautical miles away from Africa And when people did arrive and settle it, it was not Africans, it was random Pacific Islanders, Malays and south East Asians who had to travel thousands of miles to get there. Africans literally did not found that place at allThere are blacks that live there today, but that is because of modern immigration
>>216802546There is zero chance they've been in isolation for tens of thousands of years. Fuck I hate how retarded academia is.
>>216802687>“They burst out laughing most of the time, so they probably were saying bad words or insulting me. They were also yelling into the forest behind the hut.”Mogged
>>216805413It's pretty fucking far from mainland India. It's a part of the Andaman islands, an archipelago of hundreds of islands.
>>216805413Brits did went there without them attacking, they went deep inside and kidnapped few people who died later on the ship which is why they don't allow outsiders anymore.
>>216802586Projection
>>216805452>twenty me and my AK could solo the entire island within a day
>>216805452>>216805675This does seem like something Ramsay would do lol
>>216802546why don't we use starlink to drive them insane with porn, horror movies, twitch drama, frog memes, hentai, AI slop, etc
>>216805723I would put a giant screen showing Hasan Piker streams one day, and then alternate it with The Sam Hyde Show on the other daysFor science
>>216804158Same, I used to be into him, randomly it went to one of his channels yesterday, and it was made up stories, really on the edge of what else can he talk about. Blatant saturation, they need to keep the numbers up on YouTube to make anything.
>>216805906You’re missing out on some sick /simon/ lore
>>216802920Mental illness killed him, dumb atheist.
zero chance that some government or other is not planting microphones and cameras on these mother freakers
>>216806019Why does religion attract so many schizo types? This isn’t me being a fedora tipper and roasting your beliefs (I have zero issues with Christianity btw) but I’ve noticed this
>>216806028They’re (98%) nakedIt would be extremely hard to pull this offBut now that you mention it, scientists DO knock out animals like sharks or gators and then strap cameras on them
I would get a fishing boat with a massive spotlight and hunt them at night using drones as spotters.
>>216806060People do this in Ukraine Both sides have volunteer groups
>>216806051>get african dude>send him in there at night navy seal style>plant some solar power transmitting trail cams>sit in submarine gooning to sentinels
They need to send a JAV bitch with a camcorder. Imagine the kino
>>216806092>submarine>gooningPossibly the worst place on planet earth to do this activity, fyi>t best friend did entire enlistment in a nuke subMany horror stories were told
>>216806096You’re into cannibalism? >to be fair, with how freaky JAV bitches are, I would not be surprised if at least 1 of them secretly had that kink
>>216806121I will never enter a submarine.I will never ride on a boat.I'm not being eaten alive or drowning in the dark abyss.Ain't happening chief.
>>216806146They have trash compactor duty too. Horrible shit, causes lots of attempted suicide
>>216806060They do that with the elephants in Africa for fun. Boats are too expensive to get to them for fun by the locals.
>>216806085Volunteer when everyone's going to forget about in a few years, and it was over land, and you can join both sides?
>>216806239You just want to kill people who can’t fight back
