This movie is really fucking weird.
>>216803521release the Snyder cut. I want to see Tim Allen blast Santa Claus with a shotgun.
>>216803521Terrible tagline. Nobody says "no ifs or ands"
>>216803581This
>>216803581The Santa Clause is a movie that was intended to be edgier but then they half heartedly tooled into a Disney movie, leaving a weird conflicting tone
Why the red E?
>>216803838It's quirky chungas.
>>216803838like all Jewish propaganda, the title must be an awful, unfunny pun that none of the children will ever understand.
first one is great. second and third suck ass.
>>216803838Because it's a contractual legally binding thing, a play on words
It was tame enough that they piped it into former soviet republics such as Poland, where they called it "Sniety Mikolaj"
>>216803521I remember him gradually changing into Santa Claus in mind and body being weirdly fetishy like bimbofication
>>216803521I liked ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-KE_bkaa-s
>>216803521stepdad movies put me off a bit, maybe because my parents have been married for 30 yearswhy the fuck are there so many?
>>21680483150 percent of marriages end in divorce anon.
>Santa doesn't exist okay?! Presents just appear under our tree every Christmas morning but that doesn't freak me out at all
Christmas with the Kranks is way better
>>216803521The darkest Xmas movie I've seen, particularly the sequence where he can't have contact with his son.
>>216805007You just know
The sequel is way better, I like the part when fascist toy santa does the funny dance
Santa Claus is fucking dead.
>kills Santa Claus>loots his corpse>forcibly made into the new Santa whether he wants it or not>including bodily transformation he can't stop or change>has to leave for the North Pole and leave his old life behind even as he clings to it for monthsWeird fuckin movie
>>216803598No, they say "no ifs ands or buts"
>>216803838Because it's not Santa Claus, it's the Santa clause
>>216803859>that none of the children will ever understand.It's the basis of the entire plot in each movie. They always make a big show of looking at the Santa contract and explaining why the clause they're looking at is important.
>>216803843Clause as in contractual clause you moron
>>216803866I want to like the second movie. It has outstanding set design, costumes and makeup, etc because of the higher budget. Its portrayal of the North Pole was very enchanting.Then you get shit like the farting reindeer spoiling it all.
>>216805401Santa's got a little buzz!
>>216804072Santafication
