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What the FUCK was her problem?
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I NEED a flapper gf
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You just know she blew him off camera
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>>216806234
ayoo boomer tf is this uncslop lmao
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>>216806234
Keaton was a known womanizer off screen. It broke up his marriage. This is just an extension of his "underdog/loser" screen persona, to give him obstacles to overcome.
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>>216806234
He was making a move
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>>216806336
Almost nobody did oral sex in the 1920s you deluded porn addict
Porn made people think that was normal and not disgusting like everybody always thought
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That's Rosalind Byrne
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>>216806442
Messe Noir (1928)
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wonder what she's up to now
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>>216806320
How badly do you want this?
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>>216806470
>The initiation of a neophyte into a satanic cult turns into an orgy.
Makes sense with what's going on today.
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Watch the movie. Basically Keaton needed to marry to inherit a large fortune so he was asking every random girl he met to marry him. She saw it and declined even before he attempted to asked her.
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>>216806234
the bob cut.
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Gotta shoot your shot. The worst that can happen is she says no.
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>>216806604
you can be arrested thoughbeit
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>>216806470
Yeah there's also gay porn from 1920
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_m%C3%A9nage_moderne_du_Madame_Butterfly
Shartyfag zoomers don't realize degeneracy existed in their "Trad era" too
The actor would get killed in Auschwitz
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>>216806873
literally me lmao
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>>216806505
made by saturn films the first adult film company. the name saturn is not a coincidence
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>>216806442
>people didn't discover how mouths and penises worked until 1970 actually
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>>216806442
>Almost nobody did oral sex in the 1920s
wtf are you getting that from? humans have been doing all sorts of sex acts for 300k years.
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>>216806961
missionary was invented 10 years ago
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>>216806442
These retards that think everything in the world was invented in like 2002 and the previous 5000 years of human history featured pretty much nothing make me laugh.
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>>216806961
>Read children's history book about Greek myths
>Read children's history book about Egyptian myths
>Read adult's history book about Greek and Egyptian myths
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>>216807244
>Cronos castrates his father Ouranos in revenge for imprisoning him and his Titan siblings within the body of his mother Gaia, then throws the severed testicles in the ocean
>The roiling sea foam from the released semen and blood creates Aphrodite, future goddess of love and beauty

>Horus must prove his dominance over Set to be granted rulership of the land
>Jacks off onto a lettuce, Set's preferred food, and tricks him into eating the lettuce leaf covered in his semen
>Set attempts to rape Horus to establish his dominance, Horus tricks him so his semen falls into the river instead
>When Set claims dominance to the gods by calling forth his seed, it comes from the river, but Horus calls forth his own and it flows out from Set's stomach, the gods decree he is dominant and should rule

Both mythologies are far from alone in featuring a whole lot of weird sex stuff as well. It's human nature the world over.
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>>216806873
>not wanting big khazar milkers
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>>216806961
Its even part of Egyptian mythology, some god got killed and cut into pieces and his sister collects all them but finds that the dick has been eating by a fish, so after putting the body back together and making a new dick out of clay or something she gives him a blowjob and revives him
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>>216807503
>mentions the lettuce
Doing God's work anon
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>>216806871
>The actor would get killed in Auschwitz
Based.
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>>216806604
...then tells the police you wouldn't take "no" for an answer, that you were lewd and sexual molested her through her clothes. Oh and also told everyone you know and your family.
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>>216806871
Do you remember the DVD boxset of archival footage, from black silents to experimental shorts, to victorian era porn? It was group sex.
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>>216806442
the goofballs replying with mythological examples don't realize those stories are entirely in the context of freakshit divine beings of myriad flaws that human beings certainly aren't meant to emulate save for very specific examples (i.e. alleged sumerian and akkadian kingship rituals where the newly anointed kings scored concubine pussy at the most in the name of inanna and dumuzid or whoever was the host city god was). if sexual norms went by entirely by the whacked out stories of divine lineages mesopotamians were telling each other, it'd mean literally everyone would have been inbreeding dad-fucking mutants for thousands of years
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>>216807876
>but fat sacks on rat demon
TKD
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>>216807503
>Egyptian Mythology
>Atum sits for all eternity on lotus flower in nothingness
>Gets bored
>Jacks off
>le Big Bang

(Atum is also known as TEMU... Literally the universe you get from Temu)

... This is actually the family-friendly version - in the older version he attempted to have sex with his own shadow and ended up jizzing in his own mouth. When he spat out his semen afterwards, it turned into two Goddesses.
So far, this has not worked for me.
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>>216808572
>it'd mean literally everyone would have been inbreeding dad-fucking mutants for thousands of years
...Anon, you may need to sit down for this one...
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>>216806873
>>216808614
>No to Jews
>No to Blacks
>Yes to cute Asian gf
Truly, humans have not changed
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>>216806442
Even orangutans perform oral sex
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>>216808614
>>216806873

Are these from the same movie?
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>>216807503
NUMBER 15, HORUS SEMEN LETTUCE
THE LAST THING YOU'D WANT IN YOUR LETTUCE IS ANOTHER GOD'S SEMEN, BUT AS IT TURNS OUT, THAT MIGHT BE WHAT YOU GET
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>>216806234
At least she didn't string him along.
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>zoomers think nobody knew what sex was until yesterday
written in 400 BC btw
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>>216809086
No, but this is.
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>>216809206
Indians don't count since they are not human
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>>216809206
Saar?
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>>216809230
if indians are the only ones who knew what sex is that explains why their population is so high
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>>216806470
some bourgeois edgy shit is not even particularly good anecdotal evidence
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>>216806961
>>216807216
>>216809087
oral sex was illegal in almost every white country, as was anal, but your kike basedence will tell you that every single great white man was a faggot and that troons have always been around
but sure keep coping that it was your own idea, you totally would come up with it on your own if not for porn and media
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>>216809317
>oral sex was illegal in almost every white country
source?
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>>216809339
>being unfamiliar with sodomy laws
just google it you pedantic fuck
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>>216809317
>>216809359
are you somehow not aware that a female can suck a penis?
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>>216809317
>I would never have thought of anything other than straight, white missionary for the purpose of reproduction - through a hole in a bedsheet, naturally.
Rarely does anyone so boast of a skill issue
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>>216806500
We're resorting to AI now, huh? I thought AI was evil? I guess not when you can fabricate incriminating evidence against whoever you want.
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>>216809367
>Georgia's law against sodomy dated to 1833, and defined sodomy as ”any sexual act involving the sex organs of one person and the mouth or anus of another.”
>Rose v. Locke (Tennessee, 1975): The U.S. Supreme Court upheld a man's conviction under Tennessee's "crimes against nature" statute for performing cunnilingus (oral sex on a female) on a woman.
>Schochet v. State (Maryland, 1989-1990): Steven Adam Schochet was convicted under Maryland's 1916 law prohibiting "unnatural and perverted sexual practices" for consensual oral sex with a woman.
>People v. Diaz (Puerto Rico, 1926): Puerto Rico's Supreme Court upheld a conviction for consensual heterosexual sodomy, applying the law to oral or anal acts between opposite-sex partners.
>Comer v. State (Georgia, 1917): The Georgia Supreme Court affirmed a conviction for consensual heterosexual sodomy under the state's "crime against nature" law.
>In 1942, in People v. Coleman, a California appellate court rejected the contention of the heterosexual defendant that sodomy could be accomplished only between people of the same sex.
https://www.glapn.org/sodomylaws/sensibilities/california.htm
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>>216806442
>muh pure 1920s broads
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>>216806442
cavepersons were doing every freaky thing youve ever seen in porn
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>>216809495
>THERE WAS NEVER A BETTER TIME
>EVERYTHING WAS ALWAYS AS BAD AS IT IS NOW
>STOP TALKING ABOUT MUCH BETTER THE PAST WAS! THAT'S RACIST!
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>>216809206
You're just a porn addict who thinks because pajeets did it this way normal people did too
We zoomer shartyGOD puritans won
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>>216809526
Kek these porn addicts always cycle between the two don't they
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Many such cases.
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>>216809206
i love how salty my gfs lips get after i make her suck my dick too
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>>216809526
yeah, remember the pure women of the weimar republic
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>>216809576
The Weimar Republic was pretty trad in comparison to modern day lmao
Poltards think just because there were a few trannies in Berlin the entire country was that way



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