AVATAR WON
2BILLIES
>>216819215I love Kiri. I LOVE HER!
>>216819215And you all told me it was gonna flop/pol/ is the only board that tells the truth
>Only one Factory Ship is active, however the demand for amrita has justified the production of a second ship at Bridghead’s shipyards to further increase yields.https://www.avatar.com/pandorapedia/factory-shipGet ready for more whale hunting.
I enjoyed it and ill go see an Avatar 4 but god damn the climax was indistinguishable from the climax of 2
>>216819215Okay but even 700 million is still not breaking even1 billion is still not breaking evenNo sequels for Cameron, sorry
>>216819365Who will run the operation without Scoresby?
>Kill them all
Why do human men always lose to alien pussy? Can't you fags do better?
>>216819396It might be harder to determine the break-even point, because we don't know how much of the budget overlapped with Way of Water's (and the chunk of Avatar 4 that's been captured), and how separate the productions were and how the accounting was handled.It could be that it really only took ~$600 million to produce both movies, not 800 or 900
>>216819215Alitabros, we're getting the sequel...
>>216819334How is that a contradiction?
>>216819215link to previous, don't be lazy OP >>216806207And why did they turn Quaritch into a quip machine?>That's not cool!>Wanna pinky swear?and other shit. He's a completely different character now and it changes the tone of the movie too.
Pottery
>>216819365These ships were so disappointing. They were all over the promotional art. "The ships are back and led by an even bigger one!" They do nothing but get wrecked by whales then sucked up into an energy vortex. They could have dropped a ton of depth charges wrecking pods of whales or launched anti air missiles destroying Ikran, something!
>Avatar 4Na'vi of the ice, eskimos and sami anologies, they kill alien seals and even though the others navis find it horrible they will say how it's part of their culture and social right.>Avatar 5Na'Vis will enter the space age and become like the humans they fought so badly.Pandora will be polluted, they will start colonizing another planet.And so the cycle starts again.Also Eywa will be proved to be a neuro-abomination that sent it's spores on earth and created the myth of God, Jesus, Zeus, Odin, Shiva, Quetzalcoatl and whatever else there is.
>>216819966>EywaNo she turns out to be a alien who somehow changed the whold planet like a parasite
>Sigourney, do it again>No you can't have a break
>>216819886>He's a completely different character nowI mean, he's literally a different person that he was in the first movie. And he was cracking jokes in the second one too.>Why so blue?>Thanks a lot, kid!
>>216819966Avatar 4 will be filling out the rest of Pandora with them traveling with the wind Navi again. Avatar 5 will be them traveling to Earth and that will top off the Sully saga.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMoefiESQ04
>>216820089maybe it's because I haven't seen the 2nd since it came out, but he feels a lot more quippy this movie. It's almost MCU-tier
>>216820127>That you, Mrs. Sully? I recognized your calling card
>>216819215HOW MANY BILLIES FOR JIMMY
For once the haters are more annoying than the glazers. People are so reactionary with this series. The dislike is so hyperbolic. Why is this?
>>216820159that didn't feel as quippy as "you want to pinky swear?" and especially when the Ash people take him and he says in a quippy tone "That's not cool" or something. That one especially was the type of thing I expect from MCU.
>>216820204LAST DIGIT IS THE NUMBER OF BILLIES!!!
>>216819886I liked his comments when I saw the teaser where he's telling the Ash clan there's no need to poke him, but that made sense since he's trying to appear friendly and nice. I didn't realize that was going to happen throughout the movie. He made some sort of stupid quip three damn times when he and Jake continually came to an impass or had to work together. "Well, this is awkward!" Come on, Cameron, you're better than that!
anyone have that cute avatar art/drawing of one of the cat girls
>>216820204Zero at this rate
>>216820210They can't fathom a film being enjoyed by general audiences without developing a fandom of 40 yo manchildren discussing them on reddit
>>216820229$9,000,000,000 box office confirmed!!!and that's just domestic
>>216820032>ywn be swimming for hours with Sigourney enjoying the warmness as she just pees in the pool next to you
>>216820210I don't know, there's something about Cameron that causes endless seething, this happened long before Avatar. David Foster Wallace only ever wrote essays about two movies: Blue Velvet, which he praises, and Terminator 2, which he compared negatively to the original. T2 made DWF seethe so much he went out of his way to let everyone know how about it.
>>216819841the navi are blue not white hope this helps
>>216820233he's already at 0.4 billies
>>216820275And somehow magically you expect him to get up from that? The movie came out, nobody cared. End of story.
>>216819215REDDIT BTFO
>>216820032wait is she actually the physical actress for Kiri too? I assumed she was just the voice actress and they had a physical stand-in. Are they really going to have 80-year-old Sigourney Weaver doing motion capture in Avatar 5?And what the fuck was pic-related then? Spider's actor actually kissed a woman 4x his age?>>216820294sorry hater but it's hitting 2-3 billies now that everybody knows how good it is>>216819774Alita and Avatar are why I no longer want human girls
So this is all going to end with Eywa vs whatever super-AI is running Earth, right?James Cameron is responsible for two of the most iconic AI portrayals in science fiction, yet artificial intelligence seems totally absent from his Avatar universe so far. It has to show up at some point, and Jim loves his "nature vs artificial inverse" showdowns in these movies.
>>216820210People will say things like Marvel get shit on too but I find it more of a restrained response. Any new capeshit gets dunked on for a week or two while the enjoyers proclaim their obligatory "That was pretty good" muted praise. Then everyone moves on quickly. Nobody is talking about Thunderbolts, Superman, or Fantastic Four anymore. Avatar on the other hand gets an onslaught of vicious, unbalanced vitriol in comparison. People who like it will praise the filmmaking while the haters are reductionist. It almost feels like it speaks to a strange sense of envy.
>>216820230>finds out spider is alive >starts telling dad jokes
>AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH is now tracking to overperform on its second domestic weekend, making $55M-$65M, only -30% drop, a much stronger hold than ‘The Way of Water’, which sunk -52% in its sophomore outing.>This suggests that although ‘Fire and Ash’ made $45M less than ‘The Way of Water’ opening, it may eventually have much stronger legs.https://variety.com/2025/film/box-office/christmas-box-office-avatar-3-marty-supreme-song-sung-blue-anaconda-projections-1236614973/
>>216820416Because Endgame was never able to dethrone Avatar 1 as highest grossing film, inflicting on Redditors a seething relentless hatred against the franchise. That’s literally it.
>>216820438kek
>>216820368Sigourney is still beautiful, healthy and spry. It's not like she's an overweight, barely moving grandma in a wheelchair. She loves playing a form of her younger self and I love that she got to experience this role. Jack Champion and her did a lot more than just kiss.
>>216820210spiritually dead, or in other words, what this anon said: >>216820242
>>216820473They were rooting against Avatar since before Endgame came out.
Cameron made Christmas 2025 the best in years. Bless him.
The victory/defeat metric is 2 billion; could take a while to know if itll happen or not
>>216819215Have the humans conquered Pandora yet?
>YOU ARE A DISGUSTING PINKSKIN *hisses*how do you respond without sounding mad?
>>216819886I only disliked the pinky swear line. There's no way he'd say that shit in that serious situation. For a moment I felt like I was watching the stereotypical Marvel slop where they refuse to let a scene get too serious and have to break the tension with silly jokes. I guess a little less sarcasm from him when he was in Varang's hut would also be better. Overall, he seemed to be his usual self though. I hope it doesn't get worse in the next movie.
>>216820690call them cats and if they ask what is cat i show them picture of garfield. that will get them mad
>>216820624guess you'll have to buy a ticket to find out
>>216819933>an ashkenaz hollywood big shot and his reservation trophy
>>216820733what is this monday? is it like our smurf day mondoras?
>>216820210These movies are mostly beloved by normal, socially well adjusted people. They're hated mostly by terminally online MCU-brained redditors, contrarians and journos, all of whom are subhuman filth. The opinions of "people" who rate Deadpool movies or fucking Ghostbusters 2016 higher than Avatar series do not matter
>>216819365avatar ship design kinda sucks. Catamaran hulls are good at being fast and for stability. A whaling ship and factory ship need hull space and endurance.Also they should have considered building a few corvettes or frigates considering the trouble they have with the na'vi
>>216820803Normies hates the female ghostbusters tho
Don't forget the blood oath, Jim.WE HAVE TO FINISH THE STORY.
>>216820733>call them cats
I get it, there has to be a movie and the whole "why don't the humans just nuke them from space?!?!?" argument was always dumb. But seriously, at this point how many people have died because they keep sending out some lightly armed/armoured helicopters and some dudes with small arms? Surely after this has happened for the 3rd time they have to start trying a little bit?
I kneel
The only reason why people go to see this American "what if the indians were actually the good guys and won" alternate history fanfiction is because the movies look gorgeous and have cool tech demos.
>>216820842Jimbly wimbly will make like 9 trillies off Avatar 3, 4 and 5 but still will not have any goodwill in hollywood to get a personal project funded for some reason. they hate him because he's a canuck.
>>216820972>they hate him because he's a canuckas they should
>>216821113>The Avatar director also promises to "fight to the last moose"BASEDASEDASEDASEDASEDASED JIMBO
>>216820690>heh, she wants me based cameron
>Heh, fuck those blue space cats, this is the real Avatar with cultural imp-*ACKT* >>216819182Big Jim wins all battles, even the ones he didn't even know he was fighting.
>>216820948Being the most technologically advanced film in history is a great fucking reason.
>>216821113But how can Cameron be canadian if he is super straight? Wtf
Säylabros... where is she?
>>216819215LMAO. You're only getting a SINGLE billy. Keep coping Avatarfags.
>>216821102And two moms. Both who want to kill him
>>216821284How many times do you have to be taught this lesson, mousecuck?
>>216821347>$88M domestic openingIt's not happening
No cultural impact
>>216821388>muh domestic!America is dead. The Jeets will carry the movie.
>>216819215Is Zoe Saldaña a good actor?
>>216819215>marvel & contrarian faggots spent the whole weekend saying it would be a flopevery single time
>>216821454yes.
>>216821414lmao
>>216821388Be here a few weeks from now. Don't run when it comes, stay there, be a man.
>>216821454Chimpanzee
>>216821414>Needs $1.3B just to break even per Screenrant>$88M domestic openingIt's a massive failure anon
Neytiri just snapped at the RDA goon that catcalled her, didn't even give him a proper hiss
>>216821486Not to worry we've got about two hundred more of these threads to go and I will be here to dunk on your animated flop every day
>>216821454Yes and she's aging like the finest of wines
Neytiri thinks I'm a tiny pinkskin wigger with small hands and I don't know how to feel about that.
>>216819933Same villain for two kinos
>>2168192153 Billies, calling it now
>>216821525>>216821550I drink your water every day. I drink it up.
>>216819215the fire pussy is too strong
>>216821614blacks don’t crack
>>216820446ALITA 2 IS BACK ON THE MENU LADS
>>216821689Alitabros, we're going home.
>>216821454mamita
>>216820728It was a double entendre Anon. He was reinforcing his allegiance to humanity by referencing the fact that him and Jake are still humans despite their appearance because they think like humans, implying that they can be trusted at their word unlike 3 fingered navi. Only they could pinky swear because the savages he still insists on fighting against lack pinkies entirely.
>gets (1) taste of local tail>immediately has on full tribal body paint and snortin na'vi crack with the boysHe needs to apologise to Jake NOW.
>>216820473Im a 36 year old boomer, Avatar was hated by online right reactionaries even after the first movie. I think it mostly has to do with james cameron + the films obviously pro environmental messageI remember it really started to form after that infamous article about avatar fans “being depressed because it wasnt real” came out in the wake of the first movie
>>216821828>pulls local tail >doesn't forget mission How can one man do nothing wrong
>>216821828Love how the Ash tribesmen immediately welcomed him with open arms because he's an alpha Chad who seduced their leader and gave them things that make thunder
>>216821918And he killed one of their lads in cold blood just to prove a point.
>>216820842>An angel is reborn a warriorNippon gets all the cool media
>>216819334God I wish I was in varang.
>>216820842how much would it cost to buy the alita promotional statue
>>216821831>the films obviously pro environmental messagewhatpeople don't hate it because its pro environment, people found the anprim noble savage sob story cliche and preachy at bestpeople are more likely to hate it because it glorifies the north american indian tribe vibe without considering its brutal reality
>>216821454I really forgot why I watch these films until her first scene showing her grief and I was like>fuck she's so hot cryingUh I mean she really brings a lot of depth to a shallow script.
>>216819215
>>216822099Neytiri suffering turns you on?
>>216821689hell yes
>>216819215I watched the camrip on my phone and it was pretty good.
>>216821689
>>216821454wow she looks ugly
>>216821918they also settled a random parking lot. Good thing the humans didn't need that
God, she's just glowing with sex appeal. Might be the hottest movie character of the recent years
>>216822311>"what are we doin, boss?"
>>216822392Lyle lost too many good men to alien pussy
>>216822311>comeJust did, ma'am.
>>216822311Based Oona goona.
>>216821969Yeah but that asshole jabbed him with a spear. He had it coming.
so when are humans gonna start using nukes
>>216820803The Avatar hate is a combination of a few factions:-Old school sci-fi fans who hate that Jim is "wasting" his talent making "uncool" Avatar movies instead of more "cool" movies like T2 and Aliens-Mildly conservative viewers who hate it because of the anti-colonialism, environmentalist, hippie-dippy spiritualism political messaging-Modern leftists/redditors (as opposed to James Cameron/RFK Jr 60s era hippie leftists) who viscerally despise its anti-corporate, anti-consumerist, pro-family, pro-religion, anti-government messaging (this is 90%+ of the Avatar hate currently online)
>>216822531Right in his obliques and drawing blood, more christian imagery IMO. Lance of Longinus style.
>>2168226514th movie has humans in orbit sanitizing the entire planet. Queue the sad music theme AAAAAAEEEEeeeEEEEeeeeeEeeeEeeeeda da da daaaaaaa
>>216822710>quaritch dies and is rebornWait I thought Kiri was jesus. How many people are jesus in this blue bible? That's cool though just in a cheeky way.
>>216822696>Old school sci-fi fansThis one is weird because Avatar is largely a mishmash of elements pulled from classic sci-fi stories.
>>216820368>And what the fuck was pic-related then? Spider's actor actually kissed a woman 4x his age?No, I think they shoot the live action actors separately, so Sigourney probably kissed a dummy, but if she did kiss Spider IRL then that's based and Jim is based for doing that
>>216821454She is, I think she should get nominated for Avatar at least, but seems the academy hates motion capture
>>216821454watch all the avatar behind the scenes stuff. she is pretty good.
>>216822696>movie 3 won over the 1st and 2nd camp with the power of evil women >criticism remaining entirely toothless and seethe quaritch did not redeem sar Cameron may in fact be the genius he thinks he is In all seriousness he may have written his way out of the "no shit humanity wins" hole that's existed since the 2nd movie was about destroying 1 whole japanese fishing boat if Quaritch ends up defending the naavi from the historical american indian wars cavalryman/new spain dominican friar perspective. Bring it around to the evil rightwing virtue of... conservation and environmental stewardship on the eco side and naavi living with the benefits of technology as equals in human society as a middle point between global stripmining and dieing to animal predation.
>loses her sister>loses her father>loses her hometree>loses her ikran>watches half a forest burn as the sky people return>forced to leave her tribe and home>forced to live with sea tribe who hate her kids>loses her eldest son>accidentally breaks her father's bow>watches her greatest enemy threaten to slice her adopted daughter's throat>thinks that she and her daughter are going to drown surrounded by cold metal>has to bury her son far from her home and tribeNeytiri is for suffering
>>216823080>bow is fixed>everyone dead including hometree is downloaded in the matrix>all is well
>>216823080>don't let your mother see the broken bow she treasures and is connection to her fatherWhat the FUCK is Jake's problem?
>>216822392WHAT HAPPENED TO LYLE
>>216821828He didn't go native though, he just went from being a British colonial to a Spanish colonial
holy kino
>>216819215I think these numbers are just made up. I don't believe them for a second.
I just got back from the theatre and I have to say that was the horniest movie I've ever seen in my life. All the stuff I read here before I watched it did not prepare my for the shit Varang actually said, my Lord. I still can't believe it. Cameron is such a pervert.
>>216823164Nothing, he was probably jerking off and playing Xbox back at Bridgehead during the final battle
>>216823308That skindendation strip of leather she wears more pornographic than if she actually went topless
>>216823039Humans and Na'vi will become one people in the end. There's going to be some sort of shared origin reveal
>>216823080>gets shot>her remaining son almost blows his brains out>has to endure the humiliation of Eywa blessing a skydemon>gets sexually harassed by skydemons>gets mindrapedthis has to end
varang cowering and giving up the instant she's at a disadvantage is so fucking hot
>>216823080Built for BSC (Big Suffering Cock).
Are they just going to keep Edge of Tomorrowing Quaritch for the entire franchise? Funny and based if so.I wonder if he'll have his memories of 3 in the next movie or will be a factory reset.
>>216823460important part of writing a female character actually. She can't just judo throw a fully grown man that holds a gun to her head, she has to play up her apparent weakness and hope her opponent lowers their guard
>>216823308The whole hut scene has clear suggestions of BDSM, meant to titillate the audience (but nothing over the top is actually shown, they keep it PG-13). Varang suggests that Quaritch might become her slave, and she has a bunch of hooks dangling from her ceiling (hook suspension is an extreme BDSM practice, ported from some traditional cultures. In fact, Jake does it to himself in one of the comics).
>cringe franchise>cringe fans>cringe threadshut it down
>>216820368>>216822904It was in her contract, supposedly makes it more realistic compared to a dummy, better chemistry and such. Actors have had it for a long time, actresses started learning after Liv Tyler as Arwen almost getting screwed over.
>>216819215I just got back from the theater. 5.5/10. It's way too fucking long, the whale plot is stupid, Spider is an ungrateful twat, and the CGI spectacle wears off by making every action scene feel weightless. The fire tribe hard carried by making the lore 40% more interesting, but otherwise this franchise is too scared of trying anything new, its climax was the first two films welded together atop some nature god deus ex crap. Cameron is losing his marbles.
>>216822710I'm not mistaken in thinking that Jake nearly killing Spider is an obvious allegory to the story of Abraham nearly sacrificing his son to God, right? I was thinking they'd be even more overt with it by having Eywa or a messenger of her directly intervene.
>>216823527>She can't just judo throw a fully grown man that holds a gun to her headEspecially an alien hybrid who's a trained warrior and he's fucking huge compared to most dyel males of her species because he's a canon gym rat. He must be looking quite intimidating to them
>>216823080Trump promised me good fortunes for Neytiri and ultimately the end of all her trials and tribulations, and a prosperous well-being of her and her bountiful family. This is a stark and grim reminder that I'll never vote again.
>>216823616>Hiss
>>216819886>>216820230>>216820438Bravo Cameron
>>216823679yeah, both Jake and Quaritch are stronger than the average na'vi (Tonowari is huge though, that fish diet is good). Na'vi are much stronger than they look though, even female na'vi can throw humans around without issue.Considering that the ash na'vi almost all starved to death they're probably on average the weakest na'vi due to poor nutrition
What happened to unobtainium? Is whale brain juice the only reason they're in Pandora?
>>216823164Will be explained in the coming deleted scenes. Hopefully. Here's me hoping an explanation on why he up and ditched Quaritch like that.
>>216823790Probably been mining it since they established the new based in the last movie
>>216823583Dude she was drugging the man talking about how she's gonna keep him as her pleasure slave, then shortly afterwards excitedly dragging him back into her tent as everyone was chanting and shooting guns off around them. I just don't agree that if you just don't show the sex it's PG 13, this shit was crazy. How many poor young boys out there just saw this with their family and now are just never going to be satisfied with what real life can offer? Pandora syndrome 2.
>>216823655What were they thinking having dues ex machina AGAIN? The whole point of kiri and the whale plot was helping YOURSELVES and not relying on god. Then god helps.
Do we already have an idea what Avatar 4 and 5 will be about?
>>216823852I don't know what Kiri in her net-shirt with her autism and grandma voice would have done to me as a kid
>>216819483is that Shepherd's apartment from the Mass Effect 3 DLC
>2029 Dude what the fuck. I don't even know if I'm going to be alive then.
>>216823895Only thing we know is Cameron shot a chunk of 4 when he did 2 and 3 because of the kids' age, so presumable there is a timeskip to when they are grown up in 4 and also that Earth is a part of 5.
>>216823852>avatar 1: 2009I was 11 when neytiri ass and nipples were all up in my face for this PG13 movie and I have to assume there's at least 10,000 boys with femdom fetish on top of the vanilla avatar fetish.
>>216819886>He's a completely different character nowHe is literally a different character though. OG Quaritch is dead.
>>216823773Yeah, Tonowari is a legit beast, though Quaritch still mogs him in the chest area because he does bench press
Need to correct the record on two posts from last thread.>shits her loincloth when quaritch puts a gun to her head and when neytiri is about to cut off her USBFaking it, she's manipulative. In the first example she at the same timed sneakily connected to his USB and mind raped him a bit. Second we didn't get to see further. She was spooked for real by Kiri and the power of Eywa though.>if she hated the idea of eywa so much she wouldn't have hesitated to kill spider when she had it, because he is proof that eywa makes miraclesWhat's to say that she doesn't believe in Eywa and her miracles? She just thinks she's an asshole.
Is Kiri at an adult stage of development in Na'vi years? Or do I have to hide my power level when I talk about the movie to irl people. I don't wanna get sick fucked... I mean she's 15 yeah but like 8 foot.
>>216820210I have thought about this in conjunction with the 'no cultural relevance' meme and I think it's because it's the antithesis of the modern movie mini-cults that spring up (ie. deliberately concocted by studios) whenever there's a new releaselike there's no star wars-style conventions where disney tells its cult members about the new releases and they all jizz themselves over trailers and buy tons of merch, they're just fun, family friendly moviesas for the reviewers, they're just salty fags that are mad that cameron can make billies almost entirely independently and nobody likes the slop that they glaze
>>216823679me on the left
>>216823583> In fact, Jake does it to himself in one of the comicslmao what
shhh varang is sleeping
>>216824017You can freely discuss how much you want to be topped by Tuk. Everyone can see the the appeal.
>>216824075Which Norwood stage is this?
you know everyone talks about the lack of cultural impact but my real concern is the lack of AI na'vi porn specifically jake's cock
>>216823899Been several such autism hippy characters. E.g. Bridge to Terabithia.Would have given you a healthy childhood friend type of crush.This is dangerous for real. Many confused boys will belive such a femdommy girl actually will exist, and set them up for some BPD whore.
So is Jimmy Cam gonna leave his current wife (again) to go fuck brown girls now or something?
>>216824017I'll let you in on a little secret anon- she's played by a 70 year old woman so you can goon guilt free
>>216824072The comics are wild. Jake has a melty and digs his human body up in one of them.
>Quaritch was in Varang's tent like a couple of times over the course of a few days at most>Got in full ash tribe war paint and getup with no hesitationfucking kek
>>216820368I don't know why people worry about Siggy and Stephen and even Jim not making it to the end, they're all in good shape and very wealthy. None of them are going to keel over and have their heart explode suddenly like how GRRM is a ticking timebomb.
>>216824075>Make no sound. WITCH.
>>216820446it released mid-december, people aren't rushing to go the cinemas but will go over the holiday period, including after christmas
>>216824165>Lyle: "Goddamn it Quaritch, God fucking damn it..."
>>216824227>that picQuaritch is basically the Chet Hanks of the Avatar world now.
>>216823932thank you
>>216824241Boutta be a Blue boy summer
>>216823932>timeskipthey're setting up a luke/vader thing with varaang/quaritch's kid aren't they
>>216824165my favourite part of quarritch was when he was being captured and he was like "there's no need for that ... i got my eye on you" to one of the guards it's silly but it made me laugh
>>216824108so small
>>216824076Full name: Tuktirey te Suli Neytiri'iteFucking blue monkeys can't even spell the father's name properly
>>216824270jake is part-human so like his less pronounced nose and his five fingers he has a massive schlong
>>216824165>Colonel enters briefing room>dick visible through loin cloth>smell of ash and Na'vi pussy fills room >"Forgot about me?">mfwThis mission is turning into a fucking circus...
Navi girls are superior
>>216824208
Did they shrink the na'vi in the sequels? In the first one they're legit 10 feet tall but in the sequels they've looked more like halo elite size in a lot of scenes, like 8 ish feet
>>216824338>maybe you're a race traitor, you ever think of that?
>>216824116If only real life psycho bitches mated for life too.
>I'm your father.
>>216824446why didn't he just eat the burger
>>216824437Nigga, you really think that was Varang's first rodeo? She's had loads of Na'vi in that tent before, the entrance even looks like her puss for Eywa's sake.Now the question is if she tend to eat their hearts afterwards and use that as some form of workaround. Or that since she's left Eywa they don't care about those "rules".
>>216824165Quaritch clearly always wanted to be a warrior, not a soldier. Evidenced by the fact that the second he got even a taste he was obsessed. The speed at which he turns to one of his guys as they're looking for Jake and just immediately goes "Yup, looks like there's literally only one option here, gotta go see about a girl." gave me whiplash.
>>216824338>seeing the loincloth bulge was so traumatizing she killed herself via flux tornado
>>216824635Kek, somebody please make the “I consent” meme with Quaritch, Cupcake and the General.
>>216824458>why didn't he just eat the burgerThat pissed me off too. But then I realized I'd be infuriated too if I was a pinch close from mating with Na'vi Jesus Kiri only to get blue-balled and mind-raped by dommy Varang and get tested by the science pukes against my will. Eating the burger would be the last in Spider's vexed mind when he could think of nothing much else but the grief of being robbed of his V-card.
>>216824556Yes I did also note the yonic tent, glad to see I'm not the only one. Also I feel like it could go either way. Either she's eaten a lot of hearts or she's just been very picky, what with the whole finally finding an equal thing. I guess we'll get a better picture based on whether she goes out of her way to try and save Quaritch for the next movie despite them failing or not.
Is Quaritch dead bros?
>>216823655> its climax was the first two films welded together atop some nature god deus ex crapThis. So lame.
Eywa is manipulating humanity's strongest soldiers with blue pussy, it's part of its immune system like everything else on Pandora.
>>216823655It's been the same thing 3 times in a row. Everything where they're just living in the world is cool, and then there's a formulaic big battle and a sentimental epilogue. If you guys didn't know what you were getting in to, that's on you g.
>>216824753Didn't see no body
>>216824753If a sequel movie is made, noIf not, yes
>>216824227>General: what in the fuck are you wearing, Colonel? You're grounded!>Lyle: I-uh I'm not with him, ma'am!
>>216824786That's literally facts and more logic to support to the "Eywa is going to make Spider be able to impregnate Kiri" theory.
>>216819774There is no break even point. The movie is a cover for the CIA to funnel money to James Cameron. His real career is as a deep sea espionage specialist.
>>216824753Not for good either way but I'm more interested in whether in 4 he managed to survive, or if he died and he gets respawned again in a new avatar.
Why don't the humans just remotely pilot indestructible 15 foot tall robots?
>>216823371There really needed to be a scene of Lyle and the other avatar soldiers playing FIFA 2596 or something
>>216824920Jake and Neyney already BTFO Quaritch in one of these.
>>216821828He's still team human through and through, way more than Jake is.
>>216824951No like without being inside. They wouldn't even have to leave the ship in orbitThe stilt suits are just dumb
>>216821918He united the humans and navi. He's the hero of the story.
>>216824753yes
>>216823852>A whole generation of young men who know autistic arthoe pussy is just one gun range date away Zillenials are hallucinating the femdom implications, he was entirely serious about killing her if she tried the ole spicy kiru trick again and disarmed her threats/turned her flirting on it's head with the what you really want monologue. Their whole dynamic is shown in quaritch talking down to the general and the pair of them cuddling in private.
>>216824208Nothing in Fire and Ash was as intense as Neytiri going full psycho in this scene
It's no wonder Jake and Quaritch got addicted immediately. Judging from how tiny Na'vi penises are, Na'vi vaginas must accordingly be EXTREMELY tight. Jake, Quaritch (assuming they keep that trait like fingers and nose) and Spider's human dicks must feel like they're getting vacuum cleaned by the local blue tail. Not hard to see how the most racist man in existence went full tribal after one night in the tent. Na'vi pussies are made for lil Na'vi timmies one inchers.
>>216824920Human-manned mechs help ground the film in reality to the viewer compared to a fully CGI robot
>>216824338Anyone else find her acting distractingly bad? Same with Spider.
>>216824691We need it!
>>216825110Not everything is about penis and vagina, you know. The real danger of the Na'vi woman is her big heart and the freedom she offers to the cyberpunk dystopia White man.
>>216824726>tfw you get mindraped by your new stepmom
>>216824022After a certain point people are engineered into consumers rather than enjoyers. The consumers are the ones sperging out. It's really disturbing actually the more you think about it.
>>216824920>destroy cameras>robot is now blindThey did this twice in these movies now.
I love the casting in the Avatar movies because the series started in the 00s and they have to retain the 00s cast even 15 years later. And when they have to cast new people, Big Billies Jim can do whatever the fuck he want and cast the some C and B listers he wants. Surely the studio were like, "you need Timmy Chalamet, you need Chris Evans, you need Zendaya", and Jim's just like "fuck you, i remember one woman that was hot on Game of Thrones 10 years ago, and yes Giovanni Ribisi and CCH Pounder will be in all 5 of these shits."
>>216820210avatar is a genre in and of itself and transcends modern movie making trendsthis confuses peoplethings that confuse people of low intelligence causes them angerall avatar haters have low intelligence
>>216824022kek it really is this isn't it/ They can't performatively "bust their ass" being a fan of avatar so they hate it for that
Neytiri is kind of mean...Imagine you had a black friend and you brought him over to your house to play and she was like, "BOY do I hate niggers" every 2 seconds while you and him were playing xbox in the living room.Spider will turn out to be an unredeemable chud and it's her fault
>>216825380*your mom was like
>>216825227No joke, they are that npc meme where 50 people say the exact same thing that they have been told to say. I asked a bunch of people online and for real what they had against the movies and they said almost the same thing verbatim from criticism on the 2009 movie. Criticisms from when it was still a singular movie too. Several of those people were children when it came out so they obviously got their "canned responses to say" from somewhere else
>>216825064Yeah I do agree that it's reductive to describe it as a femdom thing. Quaritch obviously takes the lead after he "wins" their confrontation. But that dynamic is part of Varang's appeal, which is that she's a tiger, in the way Tony Montana meant it. She is a serious freak though as well. Great characters, those two.
>>216825214>HISS. YIELD, AIR-BREATHA.
>come out of Pandora into the fake and gay real worldForgot how fucking much this depresses and makes me want to kms after TWoW stopped playing in theaters
>>216825110>tiny Na'vi penisesTHIS HAS BEEN DEBUNKED
>>216825380>Listen I know the blacks torched your city and killed family but this is one of the good ones.
>>216823240Shhhh let the delusional people have a good christmas.
Why was Varang marketed as the crazy bitch racist gf when Neytiri is far more of a crazy bitch and far more racist?Anyway I really liked that Neytiri and Varang kept hissing at each other.
>>216825620Not as goth and witchy and therefore less titillating
>>216825636It's very realistic. Goth sorceress is a poser and actually not that crazy, meanwhile tomboyish trad girl is fucking insane and will cut your balls off if you cheat on her.
>>216821347>mousecuckAvatar is owned by Disney
Is Kiri the first Na'vi to express sexual attraction to a humanlet? I think Ney is too racist to have fallen for cripple Jake.
>>216825669I could really go for some neytiri jealousy but she's far too confident in her man for theat shtick. Would be fun.
Acatar
>>216825620I do love how, forgive the expression, catty the women are towards each other. That goes for Neytiri and Ronal as well.
>>216825720>I will not speak against my man before another womanactual wife material
>>216825741Yes it's hot as fuck
>>216825741>that part where they hiss at each other and then just keep doing what they were doingIt was great
>>216819215Saw this exact thing with Way of Water.>"underperforms" with a 3-400 million opening>"It won't have legs!">"Zero cultural impact!">proof that the superminority is contained on internet forums and "social" media>normies still flock to look at sexy blue aliens, predominately white casts, and Roger Dean environments
>>216825747Cameron is the only person who could get away with this in 2025
>>216824391Which member of the satriale's crew would become obsessed with avatar? I feel like paulie wouldn't get it, silvio would hate it for ripping off dances with wolves, and tony would get it and bring it up in therapy about how it left him more pissed off than before he saw it because pandora isn't real
>>216825770It's predominately blue cast though.
>>216825765Or the part in twow where neytiri and ronal are posturing like retards and tonowari and jake are like
>>216825792Exactly what I was thinking during the Kiri HMOFA scene and when Varang said Quaritch could be her pleasure slave. God bless him
>>216825816You know what I mean. Mostly white or light enough actors.It doesn't have sacks of shit like this near it.
>>216825816Giovanni Ribisi is the face of the human race
>>216825770How is she twice hotter than all other sexo cattos?
>>216825857Carmela has more lines I think
>>216824880This is the only explanation for why Cameron is allowed to make non-woke movies with positive pro-family pro-nature messages.
>>216825875She's evolved from the ass that destroyed the west to the ass that's destroyed multiple civilizations
>>216825694
I liked the movie when I watched it but now that I know it underperformed at the box office I feel ashamed about it
>>216825875She is mogged by Neytiri especially when she puts on the ash clan war paint.
>>216825820>neytiri overshares just a bit
>>216825875>racoon eye makeup like Boxxy>strap actoss tities is more like a tiny bra than all necklaces others wear>red arrow pointing across the tummy to the pussy>dirty black legs look like stockingsNeytiry looked hotter in her fire tribe disguise too
>>216825994kek
>>216825995>dirty black legs look like stockingsSpeaking of stockings. Neytiri's flying pants are insanely hot.
>>216825620neytiri is a stone cold killer. she WILL send you to your next life
>>216826040I get the feeling Cameron pulled a George Lucas on that design.>it's integral to the story that Na'vi riding chaps look like a garter belt and stockings, and that Neytiri's look ripped up
>>216826224Kino scene. Like a spooky alien movie in my Blue Planet documentary.
>>216819365>>216819934The next time a bunch of the factory ships will be led by an even bigger mothership, and the latest gigantic Pandora creature will be tossing the factory ships into it like toys. Then it'll sink and we'll get scenes of watertight doors closing, water rushing in and someone yelling about lifeboats. Again. Cameron can't help himself.
>>216826250>it's imperative that they are crotchlessCameron-sama, I kneel.
>>216826050Could have used a little explanation of what Varang is doing when she connects her kuru to others. The impression is it's like casting the Harry Potter Cruciatus curse on someone
>>216826426It's pain and humiliation. Na'vi can't see each other's memories through their queues; they just convey emotions in a way that's exponentially more intense and intimate than anything humans are capable of. So she's not "seeing" anything, but she is sensing deceit or truthfulness when she asks questions while doing it
I'm thinking of watching the movie a second time. It was really comfy in the theater.
>>216825110What did she mean by this?
>two water themed movies>no float planesCameron you hack
>>216820805Thing is the whales are on board for all of about 10 minutes until the amrita is sucked out of their brainstems and then it's overboard with them
>>216826791His whaling fleet ships are Ekranoplanes which is way cooler
>>216826901>whaling ships>can't flygay and retarded. Ekranoplanes are a meme only communist slavs were stupid enough to try
>>216826426You can infer she gets information/can read the mind of the victim at the cost of extreme pain from getting mind prodded. After she does it to Quaritch she starts calling him sky man. Later he's having her interrogate people by mind raping them to try and find Jakes camp. Being able to fight it off might have limited how much she could get out of quaritch to still need him to show her how2gun, but even on a vibes basis the fact she's read some part of his mind/has context on humans through it smooths over how quick she jumps in bed with humanity.
should i take over and make a countdown video or is it just a waste of time?
>>216826623Might be some showings for Christmas
I watched it for the first time in IMAX 3D todayMy god, what a movieMovie of the decade for sure holy fucking shit I teared up at least a dozen timesThe scene where loak nearly blew his brains out was quite something, i know that feelThis one's gonna do real good
>>216825994dear god imagine the RP
>>216827117I felt nothing in that scene and when they tried to kill spider. I was thinking how fake the forest looked.
I've always been curious as to why the artist for this picture made it
Been watching the first one again, and I'd bet my left nut most of you anons forget how good it was compared to the 2nd and 3rd. Pandora scenes were full of wonders. So much less Na'vi wanking, and the final battle actually felt epic and intense for both side.>banshee riders diving with the toruk straight into the middle of the heli swarm>break formation, engage all hostile>light 'em up>one na'vi let loose that last arrow before getting blasted, which fucking impaled a marine>tsu'tey laying out dudes before getting shot charging a nameless marine>all that on top of the scoreThe humour was better as well.>yOu mAteD witH tHis w0man?!?!!>oh shitFucking kills me everytime
Do y'all like Spider? I genuinely don't know if the public likes him or not, always felt neutral about him until finishing F&A and now I think I'm way more fond of him
>>216824458He is committed to staying micro-plastic free.
>>216827563he became admirable when he was willing to let jake kill him, which has made the more annoying parts of his character matter less
>>216827432It really is an amazing battle for like half an hour. Neytiri and Jake launches arrows, Toruk grabbing helicopters and tossing them, Jake running and jumping on top of the shuttle shooting people and tossing grenades as it explodes and tumbles from the sky into an enormous explosion rocking everyone, Quaritch personally shooting at Jake on his airship then suiting up into the Amp suit to jump out and barely survive, Neytiri getting the Thanator and running to save Jake to get into a close quarters fight with Quaritch. The Amp suit versus Neytiro Thanator was so fucking epic. It's an enormous beast and fucking up this giant mech, it destroys his huge cannon, but Quaritch is giving back just as much, fighting with this giant bush knife until he finally kills it. The whole thing is epic. Blue Quaritch is awesome but didn't have as much punch in part 3. Wish the General had been played by someone better and given a huge battle to go out fighting rather than just die on the bridge like a bitch
>>216819886Darth Vader effect. He became so beloved by the audience that he’s gonna get a redemption arc and become good. Probably gonna introduce an even more eviler and irredeemable Palpatine type character in 4 and have Quaritch’s redemption in 5.
>>216819886>>Wanna pinky swear?Ironically a kino lineSubtly reminding Jake that they're both Humans in the end since Na'vi don't have pinkies.
>>216824920Humanity could wipe out the Na'vi in a day. The only reason they don't is optics.Which is what makes Varang the most dangerous being on the planet. Not because of anything she herself can do, but because her conflict with the other Na'vi gives the military the justification to interfere more overtly, when they had to be more subtle before (and yes, everything up to now was the Earth military's version of subtle).
>>216827432The human weaponry and vehicles felt weighty in the first one, they feel floaty and carboard in the sequels. Taking down a scorpion felt like a challenge and taking down the dragon was borderline impossible. The amp suits felt like tanks with fists that were essentially unkillable with non-human weapons. The entire movie they really hammered the idea that open battle with humans = death with no chance of victory. The sequels have completely marvelized the fighting. Maybe that was a conscious choice because Cameron said he wants to downplay the violent spectacle in his movies
Why does Jake just keep getting wider and wider.I swear, he and Quaritch are like fuck huge.
>>216819215did you expect anything different?
>>216820690spray bottle full of waterdumb kitty
>>216827711The 2009 video game encyclopedia makes it clear that the RDA is using exclusively stripped down obsolete military equipment on Pandora. For example, I think it said a fully armed dragon gunship locked and loaded for a warzone on the Earth, the Moon, or Mars would level an area the size of Manhattan in seconds. The na'vi are essentially fighting the East India Company, not the Royal Navy.
>>216827839Avatars are more muscular than na'vi because of the human DNA
>>216827885All fan fiction/side material has to do that stuff just to justify why they can win at all. In the second movie, it's made clear that this is the top of the line Earth gear and they're throwing everything they can muster at Pandora in an emergency situation. Earth is dying and Pandora is the new home of humanity. That's directly from the movie. They used their entire fleet of transport ships to drop everything they had back onto the planet.
>want to see it again in imax>sold out showings until the 29thAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>216825770>proof that the superminority is contained on internet forums and "social" mediaNothing new. A big reason entertainment media changed a lot for the worse and why a ton stuff flopped that shouldn't have over the last decade, is because unfortunately a bunch of people in the entertainment media industry got fooled into thinking that social media represents majority demographics and not just a few "people" who live online 24/7. And what's even more damning about that is, even in their loud minority they tend to not even consume the shit entertainment that is made for them, because to them the enjoyment of most entertainment media starts and ends on social media. Why pay money for something they never had any real interest in beyond that? For example, did you know for a bunch of subversive movies that marketed themselves as>men, this one is not for you!and after the flop as>why didn't men watch this one?the majority of the few people that did went to see it were still men? Avatar may still have some shortcomings in similar regards (looking at the grand scheme of things you almost have to praise James Cameron for still being stuck on "classic" stuff like whale hunting, because the pseudo-progressive themes could be so much worse), but at least it's still a movie were appealing characters do cool stuff and that's already more than a ton of modern entertainment has going for it.
>>216828053To be fair to the movie, none of that has been impacted by Jake and friends so far. The city is still there, it's expanding, and so far all the na'vi have done is nip at the heels of the human colony. And they explicitly have not tried to exterminate any na'vi clans; they think if they kill/capture Jake then the resistance will collapse. Is all that kind of a cope? Yeah. But it's at least an attempt to explain why they're not all on reservations or dead. I don't the guy who made some of the most iconic movies of all time about nuclear apocalypse will let his magnum opus end with future mankind dying out because we lost a war with enemies using bows and arrows. I think (hope) we will see what mankind can really do in the next ones
>>216828219>a bunch of people in the entertainment media industry got fooled into thinking that social media represents majority demographics and not just a few "people" who live online 24/7.Snakes on a Plane should have taught them a lesson but they just keep collecting Fell For It Again awards.
>>216828397Hell, a good recent example was the Morbius rerelease.
Was the far cry 3 scene necessary. I did enjoy the metal gear 4 one.
>Lung shrooms become the next big thing after the immortality whale oil business went forcibly bankrupt>much safer too. Can farm them in a closet or whatever.>people both in and out of Pandora enjoy their new headplugs as a way of getting high and having mindsex>Movie becomes space Jurassic Park.>human tourists ruin the Na'vi afterlife and bio-internet for everyone. The End.
Hello, yes, I'd like one Predator movie set on Pandora. Thank you.
>>216824883>or if he died and he gets respawned again in a new avatar.There was water under the fall, so he definitely survived (Na'vi survive even if there's land under falls of that height, thanks to tree magic ie cats), probably with some burns from the hot winds. But man, imagine they respawn him (and team) again for next movie, and in 5 we get old, punished Quaritch returning against his second reboot.
I just finished watching it. Is James just writing his own porn now? Travel to pandora and fuck a local, either grow your own dick or become space alien, your pick.
>>216828668It's Cameron's passionate project. His world. We just get to share a little of its glory
>>216828709Dont ever ask a human supremacist the race of his girlfriend.
>>216827432The series would be fucking amazing if they had kept the weight and danger of technology. In the first movie armed with Jakes military knowledge of equipment flaws they traded 50 naavi for 1 man in the most advantageous terrain/EM blackout conditions, which when you have as stated over 10,000 warriors protecting home tree led to rebuffing a modified cargo transporter and some scout helicopters. The opening of 2 cheats by stating that humanity roflstomped the naavi resistance (mostly off camera) but then started the concerning trend of human tech losing to plot armor in the body of the movie. 3 as a tech/mech fight movie is marvelslop through and through with no weight or threat.>Varang singularly saves it by being such a cute cupcakeTorpedoes detonating underwater should have killed dozens of naavi, on camera, from overpressure and first 30% of the final fight should have followed suit. The whole thing should have been a clear fight of attrition where the crab subs and etc. only got their cockpits cracked open when they were weapons dry but had a thousand additional pissed off water naavi trying to save the whales. Then when technology fails the ash tribe sweeps in, then the aewa ex machina after that, but the technological slaughter needs to happen in these for there to be any true stakes. This kind of shit is why no one thought spider would actually die and no one thought Jake would actually die, it betrays the tone in other places.
the POV shot from Kiri taking Spider to the hometree made me cry
>>216828773The first movie made the planet feel so much more hostile too. I guess part of it is that the main characters are natives now instead of humans, but surely even they regularly get dabbed on by the nastier critters.
>>216828750First Guilliman now Quaritch
>>216828384>But it's at least an attempt to explain why they're not all on reservations or deadIt did take a few generations to go from new colonists to native reservations.
>>216828053>That's directly from the movieLol no it isn't, that's the headcanon of all headcanon interpretations of the opening scroll about humanity returning with more then 200 people.
>>216828620ohhhh I just realised the lung spores will make earths air perfectly breathable, fixing the issue bc didn’t they say it’s polluted air?
>>216828773I mean they were stomping the humans at the end of 3 until weaponized navi stomped them.
