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Why is padme like this?
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>>216824177
she didn’t choose the outfit knowing she was going to have that conversation
her clothing is not consent
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>>216824177
It wasn't supposed to be a documentary.
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>>216824214
Yeah it was a mockumentary
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in one of the making of docu's, it is said the dress is meant to invoke Vader's hand choking her neck, implying what was to come in Episode 3
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>>216824196

Her clothing in an invitation, but only if Anakin killed younglings that day. That´s the only thing that turns her on.
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>>216824177
>you'd get to fuck hot shit like me if you weren't a chud
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>>216824344
What couldve been if anakin didnt radiate incel energy. Hes like a Maga on how he behaves
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>>216824291
Holy kino.
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>>216824196
She was inviting him to rape her
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>>216824177
AI needs to parody this scene
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>>216824196
Fuck you
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>>216824388
Anakin wasn't written as an "incel", that shit wasn't even a thing back them. Anakin was supposed to be magic space monk that were raised by dudes and not to flirting with girls. That's why he was so clumsy and hamfisted in his wooing.
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>>216824767
>Anakin was supposed to be magic space monk that were raised by dudes and not to flirting with girls
So an incel?
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>>216824291
It's like poetry
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nk_WHHTQtY
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>>216824787
A volcel.
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>>216824875
Volcels are just coping incels
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>>216824908
Based
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>>216824196
>her clothing is not consent
She wasn't raped
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>>216824177
Her mind told her no and her body chose the outfit.
If Anakin were a chad that meeting would've ended up the same way Blade Runner or Rocky ended up, and both would've been happier and better for it.
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>>216824177
female
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>>216824177
BBC is the message
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Way to miss the point. her suggestive outfit was the POINT, morons. what does the central bar and collar look like? does it look like an arm and hand wrapping around her throat?? choking her perhaps? Stupid fucks.
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>>216824871
I remember seeing this poster before the film came out and thinking we were going to get some serious kino
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Pardon me, Padon me, Padn e, Padme
>woah just like in Got
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>>216825956
if anakin had rocky'd her, she'd be so wet that luke and leia would slide out like buttered eels
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>>216824177
as long as i get to keep my primitive penis intact, i would sell out the world for my khazar jewish princess wife
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Why was she so resistant to the relationship anyway?
>I'm a senator
So what? Senators aren't sworn to celibacy. Anakin was the one with the impediment, but he was clearly ready to throw it away.
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>>216824177
>nobody ITT has noticed that the OP is AI and not an actual frame from the movie
is this whole thread just bots?
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>>216826104
you don't
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>>216826055
Anakin would likely also be a Jedi master. Whole thing would've been a romantic drama about a Jedi and his senator wife pushing the boundaries of Jedi romance on a legal basis.
That frustration Anakin had wouldn't have taken root at the time Sheev needed.
This would've also meant that Anakin's overall fortitude would've been stronger, since, again, if he Rocky'd her, it was because he had the mind for it.
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>>216824177
the outfit is force choking her and its black.
GET IT
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>tell GF you just slaughtered a bunch of sand people
>she interrupts with “i’m sure you were just angry about what they did to your mom”.
>INTERRUPT HER BACK WITH “NO BIT I KILLED ALL THE CHILDREN TOO AND OBVIOUSLY THEY DID NOTHING TO MY MOM”.

there’s no topping that.
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>>216826379
this is why he's literally me and based
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>>216826055
>like buttered eels
This made me laugh. Out loud, even!
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>>216824291
It's Lucas leaking his pedo-grooming fantasies.
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>>216824388
>What couldve been if anakin didnt radiate incel energy
Anakin? The tall handsome blue eyed dude? You nuts?
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>you'll never go on a vaguely racist genocidal killing spree and then have your girlfriend tell you that it'll be okay but then it's not okay because you choke her to death because you're autistic
feels bad
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Do you think Anakin thought about choking Padme to death when he choked other people and he got a bit of a chubby while doing it
like no homo he just would flash back to choking that bitch to death and how satisfying it was - even if he didn't WANT to and regrets it, the actual act had an element of satisfaction he could not ignore - and maybe splurged in his suit a few times
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>>216826722
most women orgasm when you strangle them to death
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>>216824196
AI full nude Star Wars when
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>>216826722
ive been very close to this exact scenario except i dont use the force and its a bunch of italians
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>>216824656
>"Anakin. Escort the senator back to her homeworld of Naboo. And DON'T use registered transport! Travel as refugee niggers."
What did Lucas mean by this?
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>>216824709
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I liked her first look better. I wish she still the emotionless stern queen. Would have been hotter.
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>>216824177
She's a woman, and women use their sexual hold over man aggressively
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>>216826031
it was still pretty serious
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It's an interesting costume. Seems out of place from what I've seen of SW thoughever
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>>216826785
source on this claim?
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>>216829357
She needs to let me lick and fuck those soft ssquishy armpits and alternate between giving me torturous edging handjobs with her fingerless glove hands and me choking her and forcing her on my cock with that fashion-leash
look at tthose soft fucking pits look at tthat pit cleavage fuuuckkk imagine wriggling your tongue in those fleshy squishy folds before you shove your cock between her meaty arm and her ribcage
those bare fingers are ready to tease a cock
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>>216826379
she's jewish
that just made her more horny
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>>216824388
>>216824767
Anakin was like the proto-incel, he was literally one of Elliot Rodger's inspirations. If you listen to the way he talks it's like he's trying to imitate AotC Anakin.
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If Anakin was a 21st century American he would be a MAGAnigger.
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>>216826292
No, retard. Anakin turned to the dark side to save her because the emperor put visions of her dying in his head. Nothing would have changed.
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>>216829415
Impossible claim unless he had choked most women to death. Unfortunately, most women are alive. He needs to get to work!
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>>216826116
It wasn't that senators couldn't have relationships. Anakin was a celibate space monk. Socially they would be ostracized.
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>>216829993
He wasn't celibate. The rule is no attachments, not that they couldn't fuck. Pumping and dumping her is A-okay to the Jedi code. But making a commitment is a big no-no.
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>>216830036
Any proof whatsoever that Jedis were allowed to bang people?
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>>216824291
kino
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>>216824291
What do the tits represent?
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>>216824177
The stupidest thing any man can ever do is believe a single word a woman says.

They're either lying, mistaken, or both.
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>>216824388
Lmao what's Maga about him
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>>216824196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH-qeMMk6VU
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>>216830745
He radiates incel energy
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>>216824196
she was the rapist you retard
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>>216824196
Dress like a slut get treated like one
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>>216824177
Hot
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>>216831772
Incels not getting the simple rule of consent: impossible
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>>216824291
No it wasn't. It was a weird fantasy dress Lucas thought looked good. There was no foresight put into it.
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>>216824196
>women are not choosing revealing clothes and wearing make up to atract men
You retarded or virgin?
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>>216824177
Edited pic. Shes not that busty
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>>216830051
Who is gonna stop them? Priests in our world get their dick wet
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>>216830051
Let me Google that for you.
>https://fandomwire.com/jedi-knights-arent-celibate-george-lucas-had-already-debunked-a-star-wars-myth-22-years-ago/

Nobody cared that Anakin was laying pipe in a Senator, it was well-known to gossiping apprentices in the Temple that any shore leave he had he spent at Padme's private lake house, alone with her. Obi-Wan knew, the clones he fought with knew. Yoda knew, it was an open secret. As long as he wasn't getting attached, everybody just shrugged, and they trusted that he wasn't getting attached. Obi-Wan slayed blondes all across the galaxy in his youth, and he's the epitome of a Jedi.
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>>216824177
She chose a tube top corest with a boob thong. Nothing sexual there chud!!
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>>216824177
nat has always been like this
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>>216824177
>No, Anakin! No!
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>>216829760
Damn, pretty consistent
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>>216824177
Padme's black dress was created in 2977 BBY. It consisted out of a mix of darkened woodo hide and durasteel. The outfit is an ancient ceremonial dress from Naboo which she wore because of her return to her home planet.
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>>216829419
Mental illness
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>>216824177
i've had girls behave like this (saying no while continuing to offer up) and the answer is this:
because they want you to rape them. they don't really want that in such terms, but it is the term for what they want in that moment. they want the things to happen, but they momentarily hope you'll force it against their *stated* will because
1) then they get to have their cake and eat it too - they did the thing, but they didn't initiate it or 'want to' at any point so they're not guilty of being a dirty girl.
2) it's hot that a guy is so into them that he'd break his morals.
i don't think they calculate it out in cold light, this is just what's moving unformed in their feelings
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>>216829357
That’s because it’s the one dress that Lucas personally designed
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>>216834350
Ok incel
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>>216824177
She 100% came before losing consciousness when he force choked her on mustafar. Remember that next time you see that scene
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>>216834690
Women cumming is a myth. Its piss
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>>216833827
does hershlag know i can see her nipples?
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Maybe that's why Vader was so pissed off...he never had sex with Padme.
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>>216825956
He should have Jedi mind-tricked her.
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>>216825984
>>216826347
>Remember how I like to be choked during sex? I want you to vividly remember having sex with me while I dump you
that just makes it worse
>>216835938
that just makes it better
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>>216824177
Because George Lucas is either retarded, or this was him finally getting revenge on some cocktease of a girlfriend from decades prior.
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>>216835968
Yes. That's why she's blushing.
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>>216836431
that's just the sex flush from me making her cum in her dressing room a few minutes earlier
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>>216836456
Fetish mental illness
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>>216836518
Well yeah she's a woman
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>>216829419
Mental basedness
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>>216826603
>immediately starts thinking about children
seek help
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>>216824291
LUCAS I KNEEL
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>>216826379
Literally me
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>>216824177
Hate women my fellow white men. Don't start a family.
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>>216826379
it's fair to say she got destroyed in that debate
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>>216838089
>Hershlag
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>>216824656
what do you think rape means
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>>216826379
>Well ani, they didnt deserve to have those children after what they did to your mom. Sand people are sub-gungan anyway
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>>216824177
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>>216824196
>>>/wsg/6058098
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>>216826055

wtf anon thats a hell of a word picture your painting
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>>216839394
Anakin's expressions are top kek
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>>216830745
He is a Sith and sided with the Empire over Democracy.
Ask Mark Hamill aka Luke Skywalker what he thinks about this
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>>216829419
this guy fucks
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>>216833827
does anyone have a brap wojak modeled after Anakin crying, but he's still inhaling the brap u know
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>>216836099
Yeah that shit is mad delicious. Only had one girl who did it to me. Would do again and again.
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Why was the Jedi council so concerned with bringing balance to the force when it is obvious that they were, at the time, the benefactors of an imbalance in the force? If they were smart they would have killed Anakin immediately because balancing the force would mean empowering the sith and disempowering the existing Jedi hegemony.
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>>216839394
LOL
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>>216839928
Jedis have always been hypocrites. At least with the Empire you know where you're standing.
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>>216824196
She chose that outfit knowing she was going to spend 99% of her time around Anakin. If she didn't eant to send mixed signals she could have just worn something like this.
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>>216824388
>if anakin didnt radiate incel energy.
>incel
>They both get married and have kids together
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>>216839928
>>216840125
Lucas's in-universe concept of "balance" is not "oh Anakin killed all the light side jedi and broguht the numbers of both down to like 2 for eahc side, that's balanced"
it's been established and stated 1 billion times by faggot nerds online (I don't know how you missed it, you must be fucking blind retards) that the dark side is an inherent source of unbalance and its non-existence is what brings balance to the force

is this retarded? yeah sure but the prophecy about "balance" is not some "gotcha", the force is balanced when there are no sith (which is again retarded because for all they knew there were no sith for 1000 years)
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>"No Anakin. Even after secretly crossing oceans of stars together to rendezvous at my lush home planet far away from the prying eyes of your religious order and my senatorial duties and decorum where we spent the day running in verdant green fields, rolling and laughing in the grass and swimming in crystal blue waters, even after a private romantic dinner at a idyllic lakeside villa, and even now in this tranquil, private dark room, next to this soft fire lighting me in a warm ethereal glow, with my tight supple body agonizingly writhing in desire just mere inches away from you as my pheromones enrapture every essence of your heightened Jedi senses, just practically begging for you to envelope me in your immense arms and consume me in mad, carnal animal passion, you still can't have me. Not my heaving breasts, not my blatant subconscious desire for you to choke me until my eyes roll so back into my skull I literally see the face of the Naboo gods but all I can manage to say to them when I try to speak comes out as nothing but inane babble in moaning, primal grunts. No Anakin, you're a Jedi and I'm a senator. I am so dedicated to my political duties that I even plucked my pubic hair into the shape the Republic emblem tonight, but no, you're never going to see that. We would be living a lie, like how I'm lying about how I am totally not wearing one of those vibrating LED butt-plug; its light matches the colour of your lightsaber. I'm so sorry about your feelings about all this, even now I regret programming R2 to record our now not-happening love making session so he could play it back for us in a 3D hologram, I shouldn't have put him up to that. Oh Anakin, I hope you understand. If you'll excuse me, I will now retire. I'm now going to my quarters to sleep in nothing but this rare, black Nubian silk high cut see-through thong and matching negligee. Alone."
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>>216840292
Sounds like the jewish kind of balance
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>>216840292
>there is only balance when all the people I don't like are dead
jesus raimi
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>>216824291
SAY IT
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>>216829357
Sovl, compare to the sequels giving us uggos and Admiral Karen
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>>216824291
Lucas may have also been inspired by Sigourney wearing this dress in some movie. And not only this, but do you know why Padme's homeplanet is so water-filled? It refers to feminine fertility, the copious wetness that young insatiably horny women like Padme possess. Non-stop gushing. There are other interrelated reasons.
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natalie portmans crotch makes me feral
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>>216824177
Shes wants it but is playing hard to get. Agree with Plinkett that it's backwards, Anakin should be the one trying to resist Padme.
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>>216824291
deepest lore
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women
age: puberty-17
>no its illegal because we said so!
age:18-35
>no i dont wanna have a relationship or have sex! why are guys so horny and like want to have loving relationships and stuff?
age 36+
>daww im now overweight, my eggs dried up, and lonely! why wont guys take me?

jobs
before college grad
>sorry wait til you graduate
age 23-29
>sorry, too young, not enough experience
age 30+
>sorry too old, we want a fresh graduate
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>>216824177
Don’t blame him one bit for busting his nut in that Jewish pussy.
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>>216831772
youve never disrespected a slut to their face in your life you pussy
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girls get borderline naked and bend over in thongs and then are like ugh why are guys looking at me
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>>216841004
the bullshit hurtles that make no sense, it's all engineered to especially target and depopulate white ppl, pretty much
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>>216839750
>Ask Mark Hamill aka Luke Skywalker what he thinks about this
The deranged homeless hobo who was wandering around hollywood the other day?
Some role model you got there lmao
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>>216839394
lol
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Some girls have penises.
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>>216841350
some odd numbers are even
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>>216824177
Because these are the worst movies in history?
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>>216841027
how the fuck does this fucking thing, some microscopic tadpole fucking thing, somehow know how to reach the egg like a spec ops navy seal salmon swimming against the current of a woman's pussy waters??? and I'm told women have even gotten pregnant from anal creampies leaking into their pussy? for real? and you tell me god doesn't exist?



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