FUCK CHRISTMAS AND FUCK YOU
Okay>*starts sucking Grinch's cock*
>>216825442
>>216825406best grinch
Whoa easy man
>>216825406What did you say laddie?
>>216825493I SAID FUCK YOU SANTA!!!!!
>>216825536BIG MISTAKE NOOB
>>216825406FUCK WHO?
>>216825605WAIT N-NO PLEASEDON'T PUT ME IN YOUR NAUGHTY COMPILATION
I want to see that Grinch Shaker and I'm not talking about no McDonalds fries
>>216825739
>>216825659*SNAP NAS COAL
why do people pretend not to enjoy this kino
>>216825766Yeah that's some Grinch ass right there
>6 million Who's?!?>I don't know, seems awfully high to me Max, pull up those numbers for me
>>216825406The Grinch doesn't hate the real Christmas, he hates what the Jews have turned Christmas into, a commercialized, gift-focused, secular holiday, with the birth of Christ sent to the sidelines.
>>216825935lesbian millenials mad that their dad thought it was funny
>originally was supposed to just be jim carrey painted green we were robbed of kino
>>216825442what the hell
>>216825406Huge credit to the make up team on making sure the outfit didn’t interfere with Jim’s hugely expressive face
You know what? I'm just gonna say it: I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine and a half-foot pole
>>216826110greatest /tv/ thread of all time
>>216826132fucking kek
baby grink
>>216825406Hey fuck you buddy.
>FUCK YOU
>>216826313Geed
>>216825442>>216825466>>216826073>>216825766>>216825739Faggots>>216825627>>216826313Based
>>216825627She straight up looks like a blow up doll
“It’s because I’m green isn’t it” Fucking kek
>>216826313So was this Grinch played by a midget?
what do you think of the 2018 grinch
>>216825406Stop
>>216826010>THEY’RE RELENTLESSNow Grinch’s complaint makes sense
Who elected this fucking clown?
>>216827766He was a midget. I just looked it up he died in 2002 at age 20. That means he was 18 at the time of this movie. Neat.
>>216827770Gay and retarded
>>216826313baby grink x baby yoda need it or keep it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_AdgviY3_AKINO
>>216827813Nothing fucking happens in Whoville so its not surprising they elected some dumbass who glad-hands and yells enough about how great Christmas is.
>>216828044Whoville has an aircraft carrier. Who were they at war with?
>>216827813whoomers
>>216828098>No Asian who’s>No Black who’s>No Mexican who’s>Only green who is exiled and hatedThey were defending their ethnostate
>>216828231> no black who'sthere are a couple of black background whos
>>216825442gross
>>216828335>they let the jigawhos inthere goes the whoberhood
unfathomably based
>>216828444Checked
>>216825406Shalom. Clip any cool coins lately?
>>216825442Green and salty, just like my nuts
>>216825627My first boner
>>216825406
>>216825406Harsh, but fair.
>>216825627Had so many wet dreams about this Who
>>216828934The Grinch was cool with Christmas at the end of the story anyway.
>>216828943Me on the right
>>216828934>he was created specifically as a critique of the commercialization of christmas this is dumb. the grinch hated christmas because his heart was too small (i.e., he was an asshole).one of the most annoying things about discussions about media in this era is there is always some redditor looking for some abstract explanation for why a villain is bad (“it’s commercialism!” “it’s the patriarchy!” “it’s because he was bullied!” etc.) the idea that some people are just bad is a modern day heresy. i like this version of the grinch movie, but it takes “he was bullied” angle. the original cartoon was better.
>>216828934Total Reddit Death
>>216825406I THINK WHOVILLE STINKS
>>216825406>brain full of spiders>garlic in soul>All the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodileOP is a mean one
>>216829313People are the way they are for a reason. People who act like the Grinch pretty much always are social rejects. It's not a stretch to imagine he was bullied or had some traumatic event that made him seethe his ass off away from everyone else.And while he was bullied in this movie, it does literally show that he was an asshole from birth. Even as a baby, he enjoyed bullying the other baby while floating down, and then bit off Santa's head. So he was a chud from the moment he was born, the bullying just made it worse.
>>216829603He was certainly a weirdo from birth, but he was fine with christmas until the gift-giving incident in school, hell, he was outright excited to give a gift to someone he liked. > bit off santas headtoddlers will bite whatever the fuck they can get their hands on
>>216825766grussy
>>216825627hello martha
>>216829550>>216829313It's actually a critique on social ostracization and conformity.>banish dude to live up a mountain (outgroup) >whos sing songs about what a nasty piece of shit loser he is (ingroup)>only allow him to return when he's reformed into a model who citizen (brainwashing)>grinch is no longer the grinch, as all defining factors are eliminated, allowing him to be remade as one of themThe fucked up but funny thing is, making the argument it's an allegory for Jesus on the cross having taken on sins and being revived and cleansed fits even better.
>>216830418If they'd crucified the Grinch in the middle of town it would have been a better ending. FUCK Grinches, FUCK nonbelievers, and FUCK jannies.Christmas fucking rules.
>>216829313Anon, you ought to work on your reading comprehension. Why something is created =\= that character’s in universe motive. Dr. Seuss DID make the Grinch because he was tired of the commercialization of Christmas in the post-war boom economy
>>216825406the Grinch would never use this language no matter how much he hated Christmas
>>216825406How the Grinch stole Cindy's innocence
>>216826313baby baby Gwimp
>>216830478Having them gather around him singing bah-who-dooris or whatever they say as he screams and moans in agony would have been unbelievably funny. Especially as a system intrusion on a public network.
>>216827770The Grinch movies strangely parallel the Wonka movies>Original is worshipped by boomers>Remake is hated by Gen X manchildren and internet angry fedora reviewers simply for being a remake that deviates from muh original>2010s reboots is generally forgotten by everyone
>>216825442They don't wanna Grinch to fuck, they don't wanna Grinch to nut. They want Grinch to drink onions and sit on his green but.
>>216825442>>>/gif/29989245
Christmas is based on pagan yule, which is about eating good food, giving each other presents, and spending time with family to make a cold, dark time of year in Europe merry and joyful through celebration and fun. Christians like >>216826010 culturally appropriated the holiday and made it about the cult shit they worship. It was never about the birth of Jesus. It isn't even the day Jesus christ was born no one even knows the actual date. Christmas was always about good food, presents, and family. It was never about Jesus. Never will be. Jews/Christians lecturing you on the true meaning of Christmas is the equivalent of a white liberal in a feather headdress lecturing everyone about native American culture >>216830573Dr seuss made the grinch as a vain attempt to replace santa Claus, who's a heckin white male, with a more kosher figure, the grinch.
>>216825442what the, what are you doing. you shouldn't do that, bro.
crazy how /tv/ likes grinch eventhough it's anti-capitalistic
I've never seen the Grinch movie but it looks kino
>>216832760If I had to agree with the politics of a movie to enjoy it I'd pretty much never enjoy any movie as the industry is teeming with lefties.
>>216832785Watch it, now is the best time to
Your BRAIN is full of SPAIN, you've got SPAIN in your BRAIN, Mr. Grirch.SPAIN is full of spiders, you've got THIRTY-NINE-AND-A-HALF SPIDERS in your BRAIN.I wouldn't touch you.
Even if I wanted to post, my schedule wouldn't allow it.>4:00 - Wallow in self pity>4:30 - Stare into the abyss>5:00 - Solve world hunger - tell no one>5:30 - Jazzercise>6:30 - Dinner with me (I can't cancel that again)>7:00 - Wrestle with my self-loathingI'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.But what would I wear?
>>216832864youve got a point. I just watched the cartoon
>>216832960Ahahahahaha!
>>216828934>$1100 of grench merchbased
>>216832703It's specifically a celebration of the winter solstice.Celebrating that the worst of winter is over and everything will improve going forward.Evergreens like pine trees are used as decorations as a symbol of nature surviving the winter. Since they stay green year round.
https://youtube.com/shorts/xNGqHWf24-8
>>216833296Yea its about being happy in the face of some bleak weather and spending time with your loved ones doing fun ass shit like eating ham and giving gifts. Christfags wag their little fingers like a bunch of Karen's lecturing all of us about the tree meaning of a holiday they literally stole. Nonsense.
>4:00, wallow in self-pity>4:30, stare into the abyss>5:00, solve world hunger (Tell no one!)>5:30, jazzercise>6:30, dinner with me; I can't cancel that again!7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing
>>216833567Jokes don't get funnier the more you repeat them /cringe
>>216827813There's a quick image in the film of Whos going to a party and all the dudes toss their keys into a glass bowl. That was a nice touch for the grown-ups.
>wow holidays are so based no work I get to sleep i-sorry sweety, you have to show up to 3 different family functions on a single day and spend 10 hours around people you cant stand or have never seen before and you've better brought gifts for their snot nosed kids
>>216833475If you don't shut the fuck up you little faggot we'll "steal" Toyotathon as well
>>216833672Cry more bitch. You christfags need a safe space just like the woke left or else you sperg out.
>>216833672>Thousands of years ago, in the future... The mighty Toyotatron arrived upon the Earth to enslave primitive apes with his mass produced machines. Discounts in tribute to Toyotatron became customary in the annual time of slaughter and sacrifice... There was also substantial rebates and financing options for the worthy!... For many were killed.
>>216833855Lol!
>>216833668Wtf? I'm Grinchpilled now!
Jim Carrey Grinch was never a bad guy which therefore makes him a fraud
>>216833668counterpoint is you wouldn't be getting those days off in the first place if people weren't collectively meeting their families
>>216833668>I must do things I don't want to and be around people I don't like.If it's so bad, then don't go.
>>216825442>You shoot thick ropes, Mr. Grinch
Do they have a baseball team in Whoville? If so, i want to know who's on first?
>>216834245considering how disgusting the song makes him out to be that lyric is probably accurate
>>216834259Whobbott's on firstWhatstello's on second
What if the grinch was a girl?
>>216834722lol
>>216830803bring back babbyposting
>>216836345Gimme that Grinchussy
>>216836345>>216836741>tfw the grussy shrinks three sizes
>>216827813*Whos elected this fucking clown
>>216825442lol
>>216834259What about an NFL team? I bet they’d put up a decent fight against the Broncos
>>216833639You're an idiot!
>>216825406so the grinch was a jew the whole time?
>>216825442>How the Grinch Stole Bitches>now streaming on Hood Tubithis is a real movie and it was the longest 70 minutes of my life
Merry Christmas cunts
>>216829368thats not even reddit you dumb nigger thats tumblr
>>216825627milfy milkers
Why don't we have a cool special Christmas theme like 2x4chan has?
>>216839082At midnight.
>>216828934This but with Marx
>>216830418They didn’t banish him
>>216828934Not everything is a fucking critique of capitalism. The Grinch was anti-Christmas because he was a fucking dick. He stops being a dick when he lets the spirit of the season into his heart.
>>216832960>6:30 - Dinner with me (I can't cancel that again)That one always makes me laugh.
>>216825627Am I the only one that always thought Martha was ugly as fuck?
>>216825406i cannot sanction your buffoonery
>>216840189No, I also always thought she was busted.
>>216833743Shalom retard
>>216825406YOU'RE A MEAN ONE MR. GRINCHYOU'RE A FUGLY PIECE OF SHITYOU BRING BENDY STRAWS BATHROOMS CAUSE YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF PISS MR GRIIIIIINCH
>>216841188That's a modern classic, but, for me, it's...https://youtu.be/94OVz1Rq73o
>>216833665It also works for kids because they thought the joke was 'keys don't belong in a fishbowl. These Whos are so silly'. At least that's how my 8 year old brain interpreted it.
