>Hot alien girls>Cool planet with weird animals>But you can't use the internetWould you become a Navi?
>>216826428No, I'd have satbombed the entire rock from orbit and then dug all the valuable shit out of the ashes. Diplomacy is for equals.
>>216826428No. Eywa mindrapes them into staying stone age. Besides, tropics are only worth visiting if there are ancient ruins or other classic adventure stuff. I need to live where there are seasons, snow, mountains, steppes, evergreens, and cold waters. I'm too boreal.
>>216826428Na'vi don't have curves like that.In fact, they don't have curves at all.
>>216826670shut up shut up shut up
>>216826649People who “need seasons” are low IQ.
>>216826547Avatar is like a litmus test to reveal hyperviolent kleptomaniacs.>Muh bombsYeah, thats the first thing we need to do when we find another Earth-like object. Just start nuking it and irradiating it. Go (((US)))! We (((win)))!
>>216826547thisnuke it all, drop weed killer
I'm imagining the footjobs
>>216826743Sorry, anon. Na'vi are useless unless you're keen on munching on bones for the rest of your days.They're still kind of hot, though.
>>216826766Ironic that high IQ civilizations developed in places with seasons.
>>216826766Cope, thirdy.
>>216826428>Movie 4 follows a new recom and his state mandated evil cat girlfriend Cinema
>>216827087If the Quaritch situation taught the RDA anything is that they need to keep their fucking soldiers AWAY from alien pussy at all costs. They were betrayed by two men of high importance to their plans at this point, and both times it happened because of Na'vi women. They need an ironclad kill-on-sight policy for female natives instituted on all of their military units.Either that or only make female recoms.
>>216826871it's a litmus test to see which deranged worm-infested commie cultist freak want to sell out the entire human race so he can fuck a cat
>>216827147it just hits different
>>216827158You don't care about the human race though. You don't want to see Pandora full of Indians, Chinese, and Africans. They're humans, but that's not what you think of. You want to see Pandora full of whites and that's who you consider to be betrayed.
>>216827147>female recomsWhen the women will just plug into any animal and orgasm for hours
>>216827147>military bitch who did everything wrong doesn't into unconventional warfare>Accuses quaritch of going native>Dies lol Quaritch got some little local tail *and* didn't forget the mission. That 8 year time jump is going to have so many 5 fingered blueiggers running around the ash quarter of the human city.
>>216827158No, on the contrary, I'm actually super racist and xenophobic and believe that people belong with their own kind. Humans belong on Earth and Na'vi belong on Pandora.Do you really want humans to be acting like the niggers of the universe? Moving in bixnooding up the place? Or (((oy veying))) up the place?
>>216826766Seasons are Christian, trad, white, masculine, heterosexual, and conservative.
>>216827196I said humans.not sub
>>216827475it's the only way to be sure
>>216827240>didn't forget the missionHis mission was to kill or capture Jake, he basically recruited and armed a local militia for a bit of coochie and a son that's not even his.And he failed.
>>216827854>Captured Jake >Normal military structure loses Jake >General hag proceeds to go protect civilian whaling fleet >Custers last stand.jpg >All survivors are due to the ash tribe and quaritch breaking chain of command and showing up as a relief force >Someone had to re-arm them and that someone is the RDA
>>216826670True, James cameron is pedofile coded
>>216826428If they looked like that yes but they don't look like that
>>216826871It’s not real, it’s an upper middle class Hispanic LARPing as a white supremacist cause he think it makes him fit in with the only friends he has.
>>216826428it's also very expensive to make an avatar, so won't be available for most people
>>216826547>find planet full of complex and strange alien life with massive potential for biotechnology (one of the creatures makes an anti-aging serum)>glass it and slurp up the minerals to make a quick buckbombing pandora for the minerals would be like burning down a bank for the nickels; Something you'd only do if you were sadistic or retarded. Or both.
>>216828557It's still crazy to me that they thought a natural room-temperature superconductor wasn't a valuable enough thing to justify the Pandora operation so they had to come up with the magical whale oil of immortality.Or maybe it was just done so dummies could understand it. "Immortality elixir" is an easier sell for sub-80 IQ retards than unobtanium.
>>216828827It’s not about being more valuable, it’s about having something in the water that humans want. Also an excuse to have brand new human tech vs the same old bulldozers and airships.
>>216826428eywa is just brain internet
>>216828827>easier sell for sub-80 IQ retardsEven a scientist would pick the magic whale juice over unobtanium. Fuck magnets, fuck computers, i want to live forever.
>>216829837>want to live forever>act like a nigger and chimp out so the blue and green people immediately kill youGood job tards.
>>216828827IIRC the company in charge of getting to Pandora was also subverting and sabotaging attempts to synthasize the unobtanium. By the time of the second film they had failed and Earth was capable of producing room temperature superconductors without having to travel light years to mine it. I assume the same would happen with the whale serum. Anything on Pandora can eventually be copied.
>>216826428>Hot alien girlsdebatable >Cool planet with weird animalsdont forget the geology and genetic tech/resources>But you can't use the internetif you are like lil Tarzan you can grow a whatever the fuck and connect to the planets internet which is basically the mark of the beast in a palatable form>Would you become a Navi?hard to say since you can remain human and still access the gridLife span extension and physical attributes is the plus, you can also travel back to earth and have white girls ride my BBCThats Big Blue Cock for you dummiesIf I was representing the company and in charge of extracting resources and technology from the planet I would not act like a nigger the way the men in the show doThe fact that they decided to destroy the Tree because it had a huge deposit of boomer rocks is total nigger behaviorJust go to the lands where the blue indians dont live or hunttheres plenty of itleave the whales alone or maybe just tag them for when they die on their own you can harvestYou get on a mission like this you assume its a multigenerational thing and I would have zero tolerance for diplomatic crimes
>>216828827I don’t watch these movies, but isn’t the whole plot that you can upload your consciousness into other bodies? If they can manufacture Navi bodies and upload you into them, surely they could manufacture enhanced human bodies and upload you into those?
>>216830192And just like that, the plot is ruined.
>>216826649the tropics are not worth visiting because of those fucking squidsThe world has every climate plus magnetic levitation mountain rangesJust flying around moving supplies like that RodrigLEZ whore would be daily kinoIf you were a human who got a Navi body and gang of blue niggers who can handle earth weapons you could be very safe exploring the jungles and cavesI would like to take their drugs too
>>216826428>nose ring and braidsPassI don't know how people saw this shit and got driven to suicide, they're so fucking uglyThey look like Gungans
>>216830192Only Jake was able to do that though Eywa. Quaritch and the recoms are just clones with downloaded memories.
>>216830370So they can download memories and upload them. It sounds like they have at least Stack technology from Altered Carbon then? Again, I don’t watch these so I am guessing Eywa did the consciousness transfer basically with magic.
>>216830192How does this get Jake to slave for zog?
>>216830188>BBCAnon...
>>216830690oh no no no no no NAVI BROS?!
>>216826428Is this image iven legal for a blue board? This basically porn
>>216830690surely they gave the modified human navi massive dicks.
>>216826428Why not just enslave Navi women and fuck them as people
>>216830192Or produce those big whales in mass at home
>>216831827It's technically not showing anything and it's not even human.
>>216832805But however alien pussy there and ass?!
>>216830690>b-but it's a grower guys...>besides navi pussy is only 4inch deep...
>>216830336>>nose ring and braids >Pass >I don't know how people saw this shit and got driven to suicide, they're so fucking ugly >They look like Gungans
>>216826428Where's the downside?
>>216830690Why is the navi mind in parentheses
>>216826428DefinitelyMordern 4chan is just mexicanjeetdomain
>catalog: PLEASE BE INTERESTED IN AVATAR!!!!!there another one of these slops coming out?
>>216826428There isn't a single Navi that thick in the movies, they're too sticklike and long to be attractive
>>216833340good moning saa
>i love them
>>216826547fpbp
>>216826428How the fuck Navi hot? They have no tits or ass at all.
>>216826547Based.
>>216830690But they fuck with tail and that USB tentacles.
>>216834105they fuck with the dick too, the tail usb just gives them brainsex at the same time like the movie demolition man
>>216834144thats probably why its so micro then as most of the fun comes from USB anyway.
>>216826871Why dont you go back to plebbit
