>>216827252
You're a good boy.

>>216827252
I'm mister breath mask
I'm mister bane
I'm mister no survivors
I'm mister crash this plane

>>216827252
On the first day of sneedmas my chuck will feed and seed

>>216827326
THEY CALL HIM FIRE RISER
IN WRECKAGE THIS ENDS
DOESN'T GET TO BRING FRIENDS
NO LOOSE ENDS

IF I PUT YOU ON THE NAUGHTY LIST WILL YOU CRY!?

its our first christmas without dr paveleer.

>>216827686
FIVE LITERALLY ME'S

FOUR WAIFU THREADS
THREE FROG POSTS
TWO DOUBLE DUBS
AND A BANE WHO IS A BIG GUY

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>FIRST ONE TO GET THEIR TICKET PUNCHED GETS TO STAY ON MY TRAIN

>>216828018
ON THE TWELFTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY /TV/ GAVE TO ME

TWELVE DRUKKERS DRUKKING
ELEVEN PLURBERS PLURBING
TEN TROLLS A-TROLLING
NINE REAL CATS DANCING
EIGHT CHEFS A-MILKING
SEVEN CHUCKS A-FUCKING
SIX SNEEDS A-SEEDING

FIVE LITERALLY ME'S

FOUR WAIFU THREADS
THREE FROG POSTS
TWO DOUBLE DUBS
AND A BIG GUY IN A BANE TREE

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'CAUSE I'M IN HELM'S DEEP
AND I'M UP IN THE KEEP

>>216828003
RIP

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>>216827252
'Twas the night before Banemas and all through the plane
no creatures were stirring, not even Bane

>>216827252
Why is he black you racebaiting nigger. Santa is for white people only. You get your faggy kwanza nigger shit.

No, they expect one of us in the chimney, brother

Dead religion

>>216827285
Trying to make me horny?
Oh, I mean,
For you

>>216827252
YOU'RE A MARRY GUY!

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>>216827326

THE FLIGHT PLAN I JUST FILED WITH THE NORTH POLE LISTS DASHER, DANCER, PRANCER, VIXEN, COMET, CUPID, DONNER, BLITZEN, AND RUDOLPH HERE BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU. FIRST ONE TO HO GETS TO STAY OFF THE NAUGHTY LIST

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>TELL ME ABOUT CANE ? WHY DOES IT HAVE A WRAP ?

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>Merry merry Christmas, Christmas.
>Merry merry Christmas, Christmas.
>Merry merry Christmas, Christmas.
>Merry merry Christmas, Christmas.

>>216831112
Lol

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UH YOU DON'T GET TO BRING FRIENDS

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>all of Santa's elves
>And all of the Reindeer too
>Around the world I'm jolly

>someone get this ho-ho-hothead outta here.

>>216830766
For yule

>>216830563
Someone get this Pharissee out of here!

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>Christmas Eve
Why are you here?

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>They were trying to grab your present.
>They work for the green man.
>Grinch?

>>216828003
It would be extremely emotionally painful

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>He's gonna eat the cookies?

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>>216827252
Baneposting. In 2025?

>>216831361
kek
the guy absolutely does not know how to 空気を読む

>>216831405
Chuckled.

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What a lovely, lovely carol

>I've paid you a small fortune to get me on the Nice list.
>Do you feel Nice?

>>216830307
THE SOOT RISES

>>216830274
SOMEONE GET THIS HOT COCOA OUTTA HERE

THEY EXPECT ONE OF US ON THE NAUGHTY LIST BROTHER

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>>216827326
>>216827901
Splendid

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Chestnuuuts roasting on an open hothead

I AM NECESARRY MERRYMENT

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You better bring friends
You better call it in
You file the flight plan
and big BANE is the man
CIA is coming to town

>>216831277
Answer him, /tv/!

>>216833729
I was asking YOU

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Crashing this sleigh. WITH NO PRESENTS.

This is the south pole! There's no presents to steal!

Have we spread christmas cheer?
Yes, the jolliness rises!

Baneposting was funny for about 3 years, but its been 15 years. now it just feels kind of sad like a dementia ridden old man regurgitating the memes of the good old days.

>>216834387
SOMEBODY GET THIS NAUGHTYHEAD OUTTA HERE

>>216834387
Careful anon, hotheads get put on the naughty list

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No one cared who I was until they learned about my fat ass.

>Have we started the festivities?
>Yes. The merriment rises!

>>216831296
lmao

I GO TO SOUTH POLE
FAR FROM SANTA'S JURISTICTION

Hai

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No, this can't be happening, I'm in charge here.

>>216834387
No one cared who I was until I posted about the mask

>>216830766
Not a lotta loyalty for a married guy

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>Ah you think the jolly spirit is your ally? You merely adopted Christmas. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't unwrap any of my presents until I was already a man, by then they were nothing to me but coal!

THERE USED TO BE A MASKED MAN ALONE IN THE PLANE
YOU BECAME THE FIRE THAT RISES IN ME
YOU REMAINED THE MERC THAT'S LOYAL AND NOT HIRED
BUT DID YOU KNOW, MY FLIGHT PLAN SHOWS
MY EYES BECOME LARGE
THE MASK THAT YOU HIDE CAN BE SEEN

BANE-Y
I COMPARE YOU TO A PUNCH ON THE NOSE ON THE PLANE
THE MORE I'M HIT BY YOU THE PAINFUL IT FEELS, FOR YOU
AND NOW THAT YOUR PLAN IS IN BLOOM
THE PLANE HITS THE GROUND AND GOES BOOM

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>This is a stock exchange. There's no presents you can steal.
>Really? Then why are you people here?

Big thread

>The first one who talks stays on my good list
>Who paid you to grab Santa
*minion stays quiet, Santa nods to the elves who zap him with coal
>he isn't very jolly
>who wants to go next? tell me about Krampus, why does he have horns.
>a lot of loyalty for a hired minion
*another zap is heard
>or perhaps he's wondering why someone would zap a minion before putting him on a naughty list
>at least you can talk, who are you?
>it doesn't matter who I am, what matters is Christmas without joy!
>Krampus?
>nobody cared who I was until I punished the children
>If I pull those horns would you die?
>It wouldn't be very jolly
>you're a goat guy
>of you

>>216834387
getta load of this coalhead

>>216833836
My social life is dead.

>>216831277
cause I'm in japan and my girlfriend is bringing KFC over after she gets off work on Christmas day. I got some nice wine too
so Christmas day is gonna feel like Christmas eve for me, and boxing day is gonna feel like Christmas day. but since japan is in a future time zone it all kinda evens out.
Merry Christmas anon

>>216831277
Cause it's barely early afternoon and Christmas EVE start in the EVEning?

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>>216837168
Not even 300x300?

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>>216831324
I'd eat her cookie

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It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our presents.

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>>216827252
>>216827326
>>216827901

>[CIA]
>I'm Mister SEE-EYE-EH
>I'm Mister gun
>I'm Mister flight-lister
>I'm Mister friend to none
>They ask me "where is Bane?"
>When ever I fly...
>You get to stay on my plane
>You're a BIG GUY!

Merry Christmas to my big guys!

>>216829311
Based

>>216838008
kino

I made a new edit, but I want to wait for the sticky

>>216838332
And then, in a twinkling, I saw in the thread
"A USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST" typed in red,
As I clicked “Post a Reply”, all ready to seethe,
Pepe the Frog had responded to the post in great speed.
He was dressed in a suit, from his head to his feet,
And his clothes were all wrinkled as he dabbed in his greet;
A janitor's head he had gripped in his hand,
And he smiled so smug as he evaded his ban.
His eyes—how they twinkled! his dimples, how merry!
His smile was so based, it made the mods weary!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the replies to his post had started to grow;
A knife covered in blood he held in his hand,
Making a post even though he was banned;
He had a green face and a little round belly
That shook as he’d post, like a bowl full of jelly.
He was based and redpilled, a right jolly smug frog,
And I laughed when I read his posts dialogue;
A wink of his eye and a raise of his glass,
And soon the shitposters were replying in mass;
He spoke not a word while he typed up his posts,
As he filled all the boards with his based redpilled toasts.
And after placing his mouse on “Post a Reply”,
He would make a based post that made redditors cry;
He replied to his thread, and told trannies to dilate,
And responded with wojaks when they fell for his bait.
And I heard him exclaim, before the thread 404ed—
“Happy Basedmas to all, and to all a based board!”

MERRY BASEDMAS

>>216838008
Peak

>Wanna know how I got these scars?
>T'was the night before Christmas...

>>216831277
I'm pooping before work.

Real talk. Is baneposting THE meme that defined /tv/ and transcended fiction? Remember the plane crash in Le Baines? Or he will not divide us stream when Jesus bro recites big guy scene? Did any meme live that long and evolved so much?

>>216831301
for all

>>216834387
baneposting will never die

>>216827252
That's a pretty big sleigh

>>216834387
SOMEBODY GET THIS NAUGHTY BOY OUT OF HERE

>>216838750
efg

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Since this thread is meta anyways, are we not allowed to make /druk/ threads anymore or something? I got warned for "spamming" but that was my first time ever making one?

>>216838956
I assume they are getting purged, due to off topic blog posting and not actually discussing anything /tv/ related.

>>216838956
Those threads are alcoholics talking about what they're binging tonight and nothing else.

Also the movie is stupid anyway, they decide to.end the experiment for absolutely no reason despite having great success with it. How do they end it? By shaking hands, walking away? No, with a massive shit faced binge. Dumb.

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>>216834387

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twas the season

>>216837168
You're a fast guy

>>216827901
EVERY SPINE THAT I TOUCH
STARTS TO SNAP IN MY CLUTCH
IM TOO MUCH

>>216838956
It goes in cycles. They crack down but eventually they stop caring for a bit.

>>216835304
>>This is a North Pole. There's no presents you can steal.
>>Really? Then why are you elves here?

>>216831112
Fucking kek

>>216838990
Yet twitter screencap threads about nothing, racebait threads, and eceleb bullshit gets to stay up for multiple days at a time. Glad they have their priorities straight.

>>216841297
>Yet twitter screencap threads about nothing, racebait threads, and eceleb bullshit gets to stay up for multiple days at a time
Glad I’m not the only one noticing this. And it seems so many keep bumping those threads regardless of how crap they are. No one has a right to complain about board quality if they contribute to threads that ruin it

>>216840041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-e5iAGv8uA

>>216834387
Somehow, Bane has returned.

>>216842133
*WHEEZE*
SOMEHOW, BANE RETURNED
FOR YOU

>>216838008
Kek

>>216827252
>Odysseus!?

>>216838476
gem

>>216841915
It's like a third of the board and any given time at this point. Druk threads at least talk about the same few alcoholism themed movies, but there are so many other threads that aren't about anything.

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>>216842304

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>If I put that in, will you die?
>It would be extremely painfull...
>You're a big guy.
>...for you.

>>216842621
Now wonder the jews hate Christmas so much. Santa slowly their evil kike god

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>>216843397
KEK

>>216834387
No anon, it's just you became too rigid, too jaded to have genuine fun. You are overdosed on constant dopamine injections and can't find joy in things unless it's new and no longer than 30 seconds. I recommend killing yourself.

>>216843397
Holy shit, I already fapped today

>>216843902
Just one time a day? Your weak anon.
If you fap one more time will you die?

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>>216843981

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>>216831112
lmao

>>216844489
Central fat fuck agency? It can't be

>>216836926
your gf better be japanese. no self respecting white should be working on xmas day

RUDEOLF THE BIG GUYS BANEDEER
HAD A VERY SHINY PLANE
AND IF YOU EVER AW IT
YOU MIGHT GO INSANE

ALL OF THE OTHER BANEDEER
GOT MOGGED SO FUCKING HARD
THEY WOULD COPE AND SEETH
AND RUDEOLF WOULD CALL THEM TARDS

THE ONE FOGGY BANEMAS EVE
BATMAN CAME TO SAY
RUDEOLF WITH YOUR PLANE SO NICE
WON'T YOU HELP ME WALK THE ICE?

I'll coal it in.