JAMES CAMERON MAGICALLY SUMMONING 30 BILLION UNNAMED AVATAR DICKRIDERS TO MAKE AVATAR 3 THE HIGHEST GROSSING FILM OF ALL TIME
>>216830577It was supposed to be a documentary.
20 years from now something will come out showing the blatant rigging of viewership numbers for these films
3 billies
>>216830577I saw it in Osaka on Monday and I was pretty shocked at how full the theater was.
>>216830577Gunnsaars, this doesn't look good for our narrative on why Superman flopped
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Bros…. I bet against Jim… I’m going to lose my house….This can’t be happening
>>21683057730 % drop means it won't hit 2 billies, sorry but 88 million + 62 million is still not 2 billion...
>>216830673It's DOA in Japan
>>216830940It opened to 3 million in Japan? Big oof. Yikes.
just watched this and apparently na'vi babies don't initially have the USB hair thing and they grow those up as they age? then why the fuck are they so scared of it getting cut? they can literally just grow it againi thought it was fatal or something
>>216831162You're not born with your permanent teeth out but they don't grow back if you lose them
>>216831162We literally see newborns get hooked up to Eywa in both 2 and 3
>>216830577Avatar is porn for artists looking for visual inspiration.
>>216830577Erm second weekend hasn’t happened yet make it make sense
If Lord Cameron tells me to get on my knees, you know what I'm doing? I'm getting on my fucking knees and suck that thing.
>>216831255These same people projected it would open to 105 million by the way lol
>>216830623Hopefully for all the Jewish marvel films too and shit like Barbie or blacked panther
>>216831203i don't think it's comparable to teeth, more like hair>>216831212yea but they're so short when they first came out from the womb
The craziest, most intense sex in all of Pandora.
>>216831302You arms and legs are short when you're born but your arms and legs don't grow back if they're cut offWhy are you so retarded about this?
>>216830577I think these movies have weak narratives and it's a shame Cameron is spending 15 fucking years or whatever making them but one thing I will say is they're consistent. There's no huge drop-off in quality or effort, no Disney-esque assembly line mentality. If you liked the James Cameron Blue space cat experience chances are you'll like it the 2nd and 3rd time, too so of course they're still making money.
>>216831346I for one welcome Cameron's blue space cat experience and look forward to more.
>>216830577Proof nobody gives a shit about Sully and his spear chucking family
how did he do it?
>>216831162The USB hair does two things: it lets you mind meld with animals other Navi (which they also use for sex in movie 1) and it also lets you upload your consciousness into the planet network when you die, where it gets preserved forever. Imagine getting your dick chopped off while simultaneously losing immortality.
>>216831483He found something in the ocean depths.
>>216830720Fucking retard doesn't get the meme. Probably a street shitter
>>216830940There were like 40 people in the theatre when I saw it the other day in Ikebukuro.Honestly I enjoyed it more than the 2nd.The hot femdom avatar girl was hot.
>>216830577avatar fans are the silent, racist, majority
>>216831336no YOU retard, go compare how much faster they grow compared to their limbs and how much longer its size is (it *is* in fact the same length as their very long hair)>>216831507>Imagine getting your dick chopped off while simultaneously losing immortality.yeah no except it grows again. they're not really losing anything other than maybe the length
>>216830801I love how when this movie only makes between 1 billion and 1.5 billion people will consider it a flop. 3 films with a combined budget totally 1 billion thats gone on to make 6+ billion dollars. Something like this will never be seen again.
>>216831770>if something grows fast in childhood, it can then be cut off and it will regenerateNothing works like this, unless you're a starfish I guess
>>216831822>Nothing works like thisyour hair and nails do
>>216830577There is nothing else out. No one’s gonna see anaconda
>>216831947Hair and nails are not limbs
>>216831312subtle
>>216831312Do you think she often took her tribesmen into the Freudian tent?
>>216831526Is that the skyscraper movie theatre or the one with the three seating section like an opera
>>216832036The one with the three seating section like an opera...I guess is what you mean.Also it was enjoyable enough watching in 3D.
>>216830577I don't even like these movies and went twice. Once the high frame rate 3D IMAX run ends, it's never coming back. And brother that shit looks amazing.
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>>216830577I might go see it in January. It's been a long time since I've seen a movie in theaters I thought would be good.
>>216831507Jake's consciousness was transferred from his human to avatar body without USB hair and without Kiri working her magic
>>216830577It's not magic. People save up for Christmas and only for Christmas during economically tight years. This a year's worth of pinching pennies finally getting a cathartic release
>>216830577Make the next movie nothing but Quaritch and Varang and single handedly get it to a billie.
>>216831821It's certainly possible that it tops out at $1-1.5b, but that would be the lowest multiplier in Cameron's 40-year career as well as unusual for the winter box office. At least $1.5 billion is more likely and that would still be his lowest multiplier since before 1984
>>216831526It was a lot more interesting than the 2nd for sure, I just wish Jim would be a bit more bold with his writing. Like if you're never going to do something like Jake killing Spider, don't set it up TWICE.
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>>216832821Agreed. Becomes a waste of time. Could have spent that time seeing Varang, or give me some more sci-fi talk from Norm. Or just make the movie shorter. 3 hours and 17 minutes is plenty long and scenes like this are not rewarding.
>>216831346It's almost like how old film making used to be done.
>>216832539lads i gotta admit something. i'm a poorfag who never watched 3d IMAX. is it really that huge of an improvement?i watched regular 3d before and it was honestly pretty disappointing
>>216830577Why are we surprised? That's what always happens. Still I'm not going to watch this series for babbies past the first movie.
>>216833927go check it out I guarantee its worth it
2nd movie was a disaster with that wigger spider character and blue nigger zoomies saying bru every 2 seconds. Cameron does human military scfi esthetics very well (Aliens). Avatar 2 needed way more human scenes. I could care less about the navi. Col Quaritch was the best character by far in the first movie. If avatar 4 was just about showing off human military power and might it would probably make a billion dollars. But no, we have to sit and watch these pretentious garbage movies that have no plot or message. Cameron really needs to retire.
>>216830577Capeshitters on suicide watch
>>216830577>Only*guffaw* Where are those Avatar legs now?Anyway, BOT has Avatar 3 Dom WE2 at $61 million, 32% drop and loss of 3800 screens.
>>216830577This is her franchise now. Hers and Stephen Lang's
>>216830706The best part of Avatar hitting 3 billies, like everyone expected it, will be seeing supergoyschizo have a meltdown over it after all that shilling campaign he did for gunn and superman
Maybe now he will make a forth one.
>>216830706>>216836164>watching a literal ultrawoke hippieslop to dunk on gunndo snydersisters really?
There's a third?
>>216830623the studios force the theaters to pay up front. thats what theaters mean when they complain about fixed costs and getting fucked by early streaming
>>216837032I've heard theaters also don't really make money from movies, their profit is mostly from concessions.
>>216830623I used to work as a manager for a theater and some seats are bought from the studio. Literally known as "studio seats". They were always in morning/mid day shows, and we're usually for mostly Disney films. It was between the years of 2016-2019 that were most frequent. I remember mostly for star wars films and marvel. Including Age of Ultron, Black Panther, The Force Awakens, and Captain Marvel specifically
>>216831162>just grow you foreskin again lmaoo
>>216837074they have never made money from hollywood films, this was completely understood 25 years ago
>>216831162Why are humans so afraid of getting their teeth ripped out with pliers lmao just grow them back
>>216837293There are people who do that.
>>216830623And most of the marvel films, aquaman, Wonder Woman 1. Feels like most tentpole films from the last ten years reported funny money.
3 BILLIES
>>216832025NO. Because none amongst her tribe were her equal.
>>216831346>no Disney-esque assembly line mentality.That's exactly what it is. These movies are as generic as Henry Ford's Model T, fresh off the assembly line with guaranteed scifi tropes from everything else.
>>216830623Absolute seething
>>216831312This does look incredible. Would love to see Jim start his own studio and let hundreds of other filmmakers churn out different movies using that Avatar engine.
>>216830623cope
>>216831346>they're consistent They are. And also unpretentious, family-friendly, race-friendly and fun to watch, which is a lot by today's standards. He really hit the nail on the head bypassing all the tired tropes that give audiences fatigue. Avatar is a masterclass on how to print money:1. Avoid expensive actor salaries 2. Capture all audiences worldwide 3. No expensive locations 4. Companies fighting to supply your project with their tech5. Negligible expenses in publicity6. Everything gets done in-house 7. All the budget syphoned into the visualsHe should get a lifetime award for best director because at 60-something he's innovating on how to squeeze every penny out of a production.
This may be the first avatar i see a second time. The second act is worth it alone
>>216830623Why is this board so delusional about this? These movies are the last tentpole event viewing left. My theater was packed
>>216839507I think he's doing that with Del Taco's Fantastic Voyage remake
No. Cultural. Impact
>>216840746The other one I know of is Alita Battle Angel. My hope is this Avatar obsession Cameron has had for the past 20 years is so that he can use this Avatar tech to start his version of Lucasfilm. I know he doesn't care about the business aspect of it, but maybe he wants to see other creators use it to make some great stuff.
>>216840483lying faggot
>>216831273>JewishSomeone tell him
>>216840542no one is denying that a ton of people are going to see this movie...we are just bewildered why. The movie sucks balls and bored the fuck out of me. It is Cringe 3 in every way.
I think the whole "pretending James Cameron is a genius and Avatar is good" meme is the worst, most dishonest meme on 4channel. You guys have been doing it for over a decade and it has never once been funny. Doubling down on it just exposes you as a low IQ turd worlder that drank your own kool-aid and fell for your own lame joke. It's like the jeet Snyder worship but twice as cringy because you guys really start to believe it.
>>216840483It's a common element among all 3 movies that the first act is compelling, the 2nd is good, and the big final fight is pretty ass. This one I'll agree has a particularly compelling second act. By which I mean of course the most sexual.
>>216841016Tell him what?
>>216841050Continue betting against Cameron, and continue seething when he wins
>>216830577It's flopping thoughever>It needs $1.3B before it makes a dollar in profit per Screentrant>$88M domestic openingThat is a disaster>B-but our crystal ball says it'll do really well next weekend!!!Yeah okay
>>216830577Who the fuck cares about box office numbers? Its literally the biggest goy distraction and its killing the medium. >Its tracking to drop by 30%Is this the fuckiny stock market? Who cares how much a bunch of jews profit off of a movie?
>>216841169>Who the fuck cares about box office numbers?I don't think the television and film board is a good fit for you
>>216831312which 80's star trek episode is this?
>>216841123It has legs
>>216830623This guy knows what's up. Disney execs regularly keep spending 600+ million dollars on movies that secretly flop, it's 4D chess and we just aren't smart enough to understand how that makes them money. Anon is a true genius.
>>216831462>spear chucking family
>>216830623My cinema was packed, don't know what to tell you.
>>216841268Wishful thinking
>>216841071>Tell him what?Look at his comment again and figure it out.
>>216830591how can you be a bot and mess up your own post? the most retarded bot in the universe
>>216841044>no one is denyingDid you read the thread? Anyways I can empathize with the bewilderment, there are many weak spots to the films but the effects, production design, and action are still amazing and worth a watch on the big screen every few years. It's the kind of movie that you shouldn't even bother watching at home so I make a point to go see it at the kinoplex.
>>216841169He's right. Money isn't a good indicator of quality, these movies illustrate that point.
>>216831346I think Cameron just does these as an excuse to finance his engineering autism. He genuienly comes across as an autistic tech nerd, we know he can write better stuff, this isn't about creating a long lasting narrative, this is about "What new stuff can I invent this time?".
>>216841298>Disney execs regularly keep spending 600+ million dollars on movies that secretly flopI like how you imply this doesn't happen multiple times every single year
>>216830623Whatever helps you cope.
>doomposters doubted the billies
>>216842769Okay, so maybe he didn't lose THIS time. But next time? Next time he'll make a flop.
