HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
What movie was he watching though?
Too little too late. Maybe they shouldn’t have spent the last five years pushing DEI replacements to popular characters.
>>216837795https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKS3MGriZcs
>>216837773>because it was so intentionally shot with pauses long enough to allow for big audience reactionsThis makes No Way Home impossible to appreciate outside of the first time you see it in a theater. Watching it at home without an audience reacting just makes it seem like all the characters randomly get afflicted with nonverbal autism for 10-15 seconds at random multiple times throughout the film. It's distracting as hell.
>>216837773This is what sucks about watching modern movies. You can hear the “beats” and pauses where the cinema audience is supposed to laugh while redditfacing
>>216837821>God damn. You've got a suit made out of iron, man.>Stares into camera
>>216837821How is your takeaway from this anything other than the realisation that this makes you a fag for liking it
>>216837773>DUNC account assblastedYeah whatever
>>216837821Can someone post an example of a scene with this pauses? I have never seen any marvel movies and I want more reasons to think they’re gay
>>216837840proper films dont do this, stop watching capeshit you man child
>>216837874I’ve never seen a marvel movie (you’ve seen all of them because you’re a projecting faggot and you didn’t even consciously realise this until now)
>>216837897well.then youre making it up because it isnt a thing in real film
>>216837773Pauses? The teaser is slow and low energy, the fuck is he talking about
>>216837806>>>/pol/
>>216837853I already knew that part
>>216837853I already knew that fart
Is capeshit even a draw anymore?F4 and Superman didn't even perform well this year
>>216837853I already knew that shart
>>216837773Why even bother with this slop for global peasantry when DUNC 3 comes out on the same day?
>>216837953Most movie goers in America are over 45, usually divorced men or women with kids, of course there's a draw but it's all low hanging fruit.
>>216837953It could be if there was even a hint of talent left anywhere in Disney's writing department, but there isn't.
>>216838001Dune is worse than Avatar in terms of cultural impact
>>216838066COPE
>>216838004>in AmericaStopped reading right there
>Americans pay to cheer for commercials and complain when people don't cheer for them online
>>216837920Not an argument.
Marvel movies are from a pre-covid world. Modern audiences don't resonate with anything from those movies anymore.
>>216838124Spiderman: No Way Home (2021) 1.9 billionDoctor Strange 2 (2022) 900mDeadpool & Wolverine (2024) 1.3 billion
>>216838170All capeshit performed badly this year tho
>>216837773The MCU is a dead franchise
>>216838217Yea cause they weren't nostalgia bait.
>>216837821I noticed it too.In the theatres you don't, but when you rewatch at home, it is awkward af.
>>216837773kek. Disney marketing should give it the Clod treatmenthttps://youtube.com/shorts/kiKtgYu-C-Y?si=jKolaYHewbbmoru2
>>216837773Too bad Black Widow is dead, she would have been proud that Steve isnt a virgin anymore when she saw his baby.
>>216837821That makes it more realistic.
>>216837821That's why I hate most sitcoms. If you watch clips of Friends or TBBT without a laugh track, the characters just stand there for 10 seconds. And this happens dozens of times per episode. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKS3MGriZcs
>>216837773How are they bringing him back young? Or is what we are seeing set in the 40s?I wonder how they will bring the timelines together, Cap it the past and everyone else in the present.
>>216838315I can't watch anything with a laugh track after seeing these
>>216837773KWAB
>>216837821it's the influence of Bollywoodhire jeets get jeet content
>>216837773The teaser had no pauses. Is this guy retarded?
>>216838335>How are they bringing him back young?This is likely a scene before Doom/Loki/TVA Agents go to visit Steve telling him his actions are hurting the timeline/multiverse. In modern day mcu, steve is still canonically old. This scene is likely directly after ww2.
>>216837773no one cares about (((capeshit))) in 2025
>>216838244Hollywood is now overusing nostalgia bait. The average consoomer is becoming more weary about all the slop being released. This year only two movies managed to break a billion dollars and one of them was a fluke
>>216837873The trailer is just overly dramatic with single-note piano keys being played to shots of things like a house you're meant to recognise from the earlier films, etc.
>>216837773I actually thought it was an ad for Triumph motorcycles when it started. It did get some cheers from the audience in my theater at least
>>216838170Doctor Strange MoM imploded immediately after audiences saw it. Word of mouth caused it's huge opening weekend to collapse.There's a strong argument it's cartoonishness and crass treatment of two of the MCU's most popular characters (arguably the two who should have replaced Tony and Cap) left a bad taste in audiences mouths.The MCU's success was built on audience trust, gained by not recklessly shitting on their characters. In particular the Rick & Morty writers and Waititi took comic book movies back to the campy tone of Batman & Robin.Deadpool & Wolverine managed to ride on Hugh and Ryan, but it's fanservice is something that is a finite tool that audiences will soon tire of.Spiderman is Spiderman. He will always be popular.
Are we hype?
>>216838109your favorite movies are about americans fighting aliens KEEEK
>>216837773Disney thought bringing back Palpatine would be a slam-dunk, instead audiences shrugged.
>>216838445>The average consoomer is becoming more weary about all the slop being released.You guys say this while Minecraft, Jurassic World, Zootopia and Avatar are huge hits.>This year only two movies managed to break a billion dollars and one of them was a flukeMovies hitting 1b used to be extremely rare 15 years ago.
>>216837773Holy shit I just found out that the Iron Man character is dead but they recast Robert Downey Jr as Doctor Doom. How much of a fucking RETARD do you have to be to watch these dogshit movies? This is actually an intentional way to mock and humiliate the audience by seeing how much they can piss in their mouths
>>216838170now list the other 23 dissney slops that were released from 2020 to 2025, mate.
>>216838517>The MCU's success was built on audience trust, gained by not recklessly shitting on their characters.Did you watch Iron Man 2 and 3? Kek.>muh nostalgiaYes, the movie will do 2b in box office.
>>216838554All the people who cared had already gone. It's like when a bad show's last season brings back an early character for drumming up cheap boosts in ratings, but all the early fans already switched to other shows
>>216838315To be fair this just seems like a regular conversation between some awkward people.
>>216838617What movies are Star Wars fans watching? Rebel Moon?
>>216838555>Minecraftbrainrot, kids will go to movies no matter how shit the movie is>Jurassic WorldSpectacle kiddie shit. Only grossed 800m when the other movie grossed 1 billion>ZootopiaChina>AvatarChina
>>216837920>>>/Africa/
>>216838591>Avatar Way of the Water 2.4b>Inside Out 1.5b>Zootopia 2 1.2b>Moana 2 1b>Lilo & Stitch 1b
>>216838635Modern Dune
>>216838717>first movie did 400m, second movie did 800mDamn, they pwned the Solo movie.
>>216838682>it doesn't count when the biggest country in the world likes the moviesLol, lmao
>>216838716>none are capeshitI accept your concession.
>>216838703>>>>/Africa/But enough about your whore mom's favorite holiday destination!
>>216838762Nobody said anything about India thoughbeit
>>216837873https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlsMWz4QAvMAround 30 seconds in when Andrew Garfield shows up.
>>216838820I love Shamndrew Shmarfield!
>>216837773These people are trying too hard, the teaser is just a fucking teaser, there's no pauses for "audience reactions" or shit like that, the fuck are they talking about?
>>216838820The worst offender is when Tobey Maguire shows up, Zendaya's reaction doesn't fit for the character and there's a long long pause
>>216838717>modern Dune
>>216837844>Iron Man but filmed by Refn with the Goose as Tony StarkInstant kino
>>216837773>year of our lord 2025>Hollywood movies factor in American whooping, standing ovations and clapping between dialogEverything is now a sitcom.
>>216837773Dune Part 2 was the most underwhelming sequel ever.
>>216837773>What are we some kind of avengers?>*Long pause where they all look at the camera*>Damn Steve you sure are one fine captain. You saved America>*Another long pause*
>>216837773See I don't know what this feels like because I'm not American, the weird thing would be someone screeching at a fucking screen
>>216839018Finally someone said it
>>216837953Superman did fine, you’re brown and underage.
>>216837773What is it competing against outside of dune? I doubt dune can beat it since families are more apt to go see a super hero movies at Cheidtmas time
>>216839439It flopped outside of the US but okay bro
>>216837773What pauses is this retard talking about? It's just a slow build up with slow piano music, it's called suspense
>>216839018True.
Bringing back an old white guy who was already replaced with a strong and brave young black man?This is literal fashism. I hate America. It's about time we stopped all this white supremacy hate speech. Time to boycott Marvel. Cancel Disney Plus again.
>>216837773lol it's true, I saw the trailer when I saw Avatar. Nobody cares.And how bad is your movie when your main marketing message is "LOOK IT'S THAT CHARACTER YOU LIKE!"
>>216838568>I just found outWere you in a coma? Even if you don't follow capeshit news, it was everywhere when it was announced.
>>216839018The first part wasn't any better thoughFor a sequel to be underwhelming the original has to be much better
>>216837795women talking
>>216838568Has a "actually that literally is Tony Stark from an alternate universe" thing been debunked yet? It's the only thing that makes sense. Otherwise it's actual key jangling
>>216838517>There's a strong argument it's cartoonishness and crass treatment of two of the MCU's most popular characters (arguably the two who should have replaced Tony and Cap) left a bad taste in audiences mouths.The biggest mistake Feige did was never recasting them.
>>216837953It's about half the draw it used to be, with younger audiences completely checked out.
>>216837853I already jew that brat
>>216837806>>216837920You laugh but it look painfully accurate. You can feel they went >«we need to replace those old white men as superhero by the newer, better, more colorful and feminist and heckin diverse replacement ! It’s time for brownie avengers to take over the world of cinema !”Then you had the fucking failure of basically anything after endgame and with Evans and Downey JR returns, you feel they went full panic and tried to save the furnitures
>>216839439It literally bombed worldwide lmao
>>216839439kek you Gunnjeets are still seething that Superman flopped. Sad!
>>216838933But they spent more than one billion making all that garbage.
>>216837821I never realised that, are you making shit up? You better not be
>>216840209How is the snyderverse going?
>>216838277>Hey, Anon, can I sit here?
>>216840355>MUH SNYDERI haven't watched a single snyderverse film btw, I don't watch capeshit. I just enjoy making fun of you absolute dorks.
>>216840489>I haven't watched a single snyderverse filmNo one has!
>Steve goes back after returning the stones to live in the past with peggy>This creates a new timeline, likely one where bucky also doesnt follow steve and get captured by hydra>hydra instead captures howard stark instead of bucky>howard stark given the super soldier serum and he's forced to stay in europe under a new name>howard has a kid named victorBoom. This is why this variant of stark turns into Doom via Steve's incursion.
>>216837806SPBP
>>216839605mini doom
>>216841096>Unironically theory crafting the plot of a Marvel slop in the twilight of 2025Jesus Christ, how cringe
https://x.com/jbillinson/status/2003627415277564163
>>216839018Agreed >Some holy war that has been hyped up for 2 movies now>They just have one mid scrap at the end
>>216839667>Has a "actually that literally is Tony Stark from an alternate universe" thing been debunked yet?no, but that's going to be the "twist"
>>216837773>all it got was dead silencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6Q-Ii2zmC0
