This movie genuinely fucking sucks and I am tired of people pretending it's good because the characters banter with each other. The dialogue is bad, the action is unsatisfying and the entire premise barely makes sense. In my opinion this is a good example of a proto-Reddit movie especially given how every time it's brought up people just talk about the dumb one-liners.
Great Christmas movie, though.
>>216838329Tell us 3 other action films you think are better.
>>216838329Fuck off, Ebert.
>>216838360CommandoThe RockHard Boiled
>>216838549I can respect The Rock but Commando? Seriously? Everything you complained about with Die Hard but applies so much more to Commando. Fucking hell.
>>216838329>trying this hard to be retardedYou can't even do that right
>>216838329It's the greatest action movie ever made.
>>216838687Fine, Broken Arrow
>>216838549Ahahahahaha>the rockAhahahahaha
>>216838846>broken arrowMight as well have said face off faggot lol
>>216838549i actually agree with the first two (don't remember hard boiled)
>>216838329Die Hard 3 is the best one. 2 was kinda forgettable, and 1 is saved by novelty plus Alan Rickman.>>216838963>Hard BoiledJohn Woo's magnum opus, great shoutouts, great soundtrack, absolute kinofest.
>>2168390264 is also surprisingly good. 5 is utter shit tho
>>216838329Shit bait, have a terrible Christmas
>>2168390261 has really nice cinematography, lighting, and sets.
>>216839037I liked Timothy Olyphant but he's the only part I remember about 4. I haven't seen 5 and I have no intentions to.
>>216838329https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kv87BbbFJAI
>>216839109ThisIt's Jan de Bont's best work imo
>>216838329>anon realizes everything is meaningless
>>2168390374 would have been awesome if it were rated r. The pg13 rating nerfed it.
>>216838329DID YOU KNOW THIS MOVIE IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE
>>216838329Anyone else syncing the movie to where it's midnight when Hans Gruber falls from Nakatomi Plaza???
>>216839322You like the way he held the camera?
>>216839464I like everything about the way Die Hard looksIt's visually phenomenal
>>216838938>face offThat's a great movie tho
>german terrorists jews are so retarded it's unreal
>>216839670lmao
>>216839670https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Army_Faction
>>216838329ITT thread we have zoomers seething because they weren't even born when this movie came out and grew up with no kino. Keep crying you will never experience how comfy we had it.
>>216838329Diversity done right. Based Willis with black driver and black cop from family matters
>>216838360Predator
>>216839670They aren't terrorists they're essentially bank robbers posing as terrorists. They're opening a safe
>>216839670but they weren't. just like a quarter were german, the rest were all kinds of peeps
>>216839776The movie sucks and I was born in ‘78, faggot. >>216839791Can’t believe I had to go this far down the thread to see this answer.
>>216839560On a recent rewatch I was astonished how dynamic every scene was. The wheels just keep turning.It is a masterfully shot film.
>>216839670>didn't even watch the filmThey're not terrorists.
Its the Half Life of action moviesIt did so many things right and in such a tight package, it had huge influence on the generaMovies then tried to do what it did again or one up it and people that go back to watch it after seeing all that cant appreciate how groundbreaking it was
Die Hard crossword, in case any of you like Die Hard and crosswords. https://www.patreon.com/posts/die-hard-giant-143334629
>>216839670>who said we were terrorists
>>216838687Shut the fuck up tranny. Commando is absolute peak 80's testosterone action movie.
I thought there's meant to be a scene where he runs barefoot over glass but it doesn't happen?
>>216838549I love Commando, but Die Hard is fucking Shakespeare next to that movie. Commando only has a "story" in the loosest sense of the word with dialogue written by Henny Youngman.
Yeah the sequels are better
>>216840657Said nobody ever
>>216838687FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!
>>2168407813 is by far.
>>216838360Hostage Running ScaredShoot Em Up
>>216839670>>216840008:)
>>2168408733 is legit kino, I saw it in the theater and absolutely loved it. I even have a soft spot for 2But saying any Die Hard sequel is better than 1 is bonkers insane
>>216840647Die Hard doesnt have a steel drum based soundtrack though
>>216838329>the action is unsatisfyingThis is true. I like Die Hard but for a beloved action movie the action itself is pretty bland and forgettable
>>216838360T2PredatorDie Hard with a Vengeance
>>216838360RobocopT2AliensDie Hard is still a 10/10 slam dunk though
>>216838329Fuck off you pretentious cunt. It's an action movie.
>>216841221Then why is there so little action?
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