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>Americans saw this and got so mad that they decided to destroy America's global hegemony and end Pax Americana
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>>216838392
I dont care for ugly women.
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>>216838392
When you think about it Rose is the female George Lucas
>animal activist
>love over hate
>bit of a dorky
Put a beard on her and call her Lucas.
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>>216838392
Thinking about us AGAIN lol
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>>216838456
>Laura Der is ugly
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>>216838392
the sequels were so bad even george lucas had a problem with them. not my problem however
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ultimately its disneys problem, for spending billions of a popular franchise from 1970 and running what was left of it into the ground.
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>>216838392
The whole "bread and circuses" thing only works when the bread isn't poisoned and the circuses aren't constantly calling their audience racist.
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>>216838392
Then maybe they shouldn't have done it?
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>>216838392
You DARE insult this one’s inaction?
Perhaps a little dose of absolutely nothing will teach you some manners.
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>>216838481
Laura Der is ugly.
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>>216838392
how do you think revolutions happen?
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>>216838598
She was cute in Blue Velvet
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>>216838392
The entire world saw that and it was then everyone knew America's spot in the sun was ending and a Chinese century was beginning
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>>216839126
Eeeeh, not really
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I don't understand what was so wrong with the chinagirl. She was kinda cute.
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>>216838392
I'd totally bang Laura Dern though
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>>216838392
I still can't understand how they fucked up this bad.
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>>216838392
Bread and circuses am I right?
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>>216839638
They refused to commit to Rian’s initial plan to subvert Empire Strikes Back and so the film comes off as meandering and half baked. If they had made Rey and Kylo switch sides at the end (as was planned) it would have been pure kino.
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Not the brightest bulbs, that’s for sure!
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>>216839742
That still would have been retarded since they'd done next to nothing for either character in the prior movie
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>>216838481
yeah, she's also old and bogged
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Libtards seem to finally be grasping the full depth of their strategic error.
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a.....................

C I S LORD??????????
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>>216839638
They made it gay to like Star Wars.
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>>216838392
And they were right. A culture that can't protect its stories doesn't deserve my service.
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The world is becoming multipolar because 10 years ago American libtards inserted blacks and trannies into movies and chuds were against it
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>>216839988
Put me in the history book screencap
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>>216839742
>he thinks the problem started with Rian

The problem started before the first movie even came out when they decided to reset the entire universe (and refuse to explain how this happened) to make a 1:1 nostalgic retread of a new hope. Then they decided to not plan out a 3 film arc and instead hire mystery box man to set up a bunch of mystery boxes. Every other problem extends from this.
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>>216838392
That was coming down anyway.
Might as well do a controlled demolition for a softer landing.
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>>216839742
It would still be full of ugly gay faggot characters, selected from the beginning
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>>216838392
Holdo rides my dick, Rose rides my face. Cream pie rose, all three of us cuddle and sleep in a huge bed.
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>>216838558
So true
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>>216840092
You're going to spit a load of cum into rose? Who put that there? And lets be real, no chance Holdo is going to do anything but lock you in a little tiny cage and let your frustration dribble out :)
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what is the strategical advantage of dyeing your hair purple and wearing a dress gown?
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>>216840134
Yeah I wouldn't be able to get hard for Rose
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>>216840123
Your side doing this is the entire premise of this current thread you gayass retard
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>>216838392
Most revolutions and collapses happen because of seemingly retarded reasons.
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>>216840134
I’m black, she isn’t locking but two things: Jack and Shit. And Jack left town.
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>>216839263
She's so cute. Need to invent a time machine to go to pre-Hart-Celler America and meet wholesome suburban Aryan girls like that
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>>216840191
>>216840252
>trannies come in from discord to raid on behalf of some gay piece of media
>their efforts just devolve into a raceplay humiliation goon session
classic
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>>216840252
Weird comment since black Americans are more likely to do gay shit than any other group
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>>216840252
Based on all available evidence (Lando in Solo, Finn in the ST) all black men are submissive bootlicks to strong independent women.
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>>216840316
Oh, I don’t doubt that. But that’s not me.
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>>216838392
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In hindsight I don't get why The Last Jedi in particular caused such a shitstorm. It had an Asian woman and a purple-haired lady and that's it. It's nowhere near the worst excesses of woke media
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>>216838481
She's not pretty. Maybe there was an argument for her being attractive the 90s but not now and certainly not in the role of General AYOHOLUP
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>>216840430
Taking one of the most beloved characters in modern media history and making him a deadbeat piece of shit whose purpose is to get upstaged by Rey before dying a pathetic death worked half-decently for them with Han Solo, but by the time of TLJ the initial hype for new Star Wars had faded enough that people couldn't overlook it in TLJ. Adding to the issue was that they decided that they ALSO needed to humiliate both of the new male leads, having them both be humbled by wiser women.
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>>216838459
>Fatass
Forgot that one
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>>216838504
>the sequels were so bad even george lucas had a problem with them
No he didn't.
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>>216840430
The fact that it was the hill disney and all their media sockupuppets chose to die on. This was the movie they tried to treat as a near perfect cinematic experience, but it’s just generally shit.
Even disregarding everything it fucks up as a star wars sequel, it’s still a boring movie that makes little sense, and has completely contradictory themes spouted by incredibly unlikeable characters.
Add the various character assassinations, nonsensical worldbuilding and TFA’s house of cards collapsing being blamed on TLJ, and it was a movie that appealed to absolutely nobody except a minority that clapped like seals because they were being pandered to, which was ironic because after audiences started to shit on it they cried about them not liking it because it didn’t pander to them instead.
This should have been picked up by any critic even attempting to look at it objectively, but instead people were treated to almost universal ball washing of a terrible movie, and when consumers rejected this they were browbeaten for months before being forced to accept nobody was buying it.

It also got people to eventually reevaluate everything that was previously glossed over by the post buyout hype train, and when that didn’t hold up it caused a negative feedback loop that completely killed any positive feeling or hope for the IP.
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>>216839638
it was on purpose
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You don’t understand. They had to destroy their economy, to own da libs.
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It's so weird that as panned as they were the prequels did cause a lot of beloved SW material to arise, meanwhile it's been ten yearsa and the closest thing to come from the sequels that's been remotely well received were Andor and the first season of Mandalorian.
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>>216838392
>kill, fuck
after showering her with a high-pressure hose
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Still the best sequel.
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>>216838481
Yea
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>>216838558
Poison works. It’s that they were filled with shit and smelled terrible.
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>>216840626
>Film industry is around 1.4% of the economy of (just) California
>OMFG YOU HAVE TO KEEP GIVING YOUR MONEY TO PROPAGANDISTS WHO HATE YOU OR ELSE IT REALLY DESTROYS HECKIN EVERYTHING AND AFFECTS YOU PERSONALLY
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>>216840668
RoS is.
It’s fucking retarded but at least the pacing isn’t absolutely shit like it is in TFA/TLJ.
TLJ in particular is hideously dull.
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Was it just lookism? Let's face it there wouldn't have been any backlash if Laura Dern were a few decades younger with non-purple hair and if Kelly Marie Tran were thinner and with gravure model tier tits
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>>216840814
All that would change would be a few simps white knighting in every thread for years on end.
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>>216840787
>RoS
>not shit pacing
Legitimately the most retarded take even posted
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>>216840814
correct, but you're trivializing their intent with not doing that. putting ugly DMV workers and dykey college professors in films is a crybully tactic meant to "get one over" on their normal suburban family enemy. If it fails, they'll cry and scream and say they didn't do it with any malice, but if the film succeeded they would sneer at you and say it was an intentional victory and your society belongs to them now
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>>216838392
Should have left star wars alone.
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This situation is very similar to the fall of the Ostrogothic Empire. Basically the trad macho chud king Theodoric was succeeded by his granddaughter Amalasuintha, whom the Gothic chuds hated because she was a woman in a position of power, so they conspired to kill her, which the Byzantine emperor Justinian then used as a casus belli to invade Italy and start the Gothic War which devastated the entire peninsula.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amalasuintha
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>>216838392
Understandable really
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>>216840905
Yeah I don't like feminism either. It's just unpleasant, like when I watch a popcorn movie I want to see cute pretty women, not haggard girlbosses lecturing me. But it's still funny how shit like this led to the most destructive US presidency yet
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>>216841115
>Ostrogothic Empire
Kingdom*
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>america destroys itself
I see no problem with that
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>>216841174
Wrong, that was MundaneMatt
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>>216841281
THE ADBLOCK
YOU DIDN’T DISABLE IT
HE CAME
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>>216838392
>Pax Americana
What peace has there been?
>>216839171
>Chinese century was beginning
The only Chinese century that will ever exist is the century of humiliation.
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>>216838392
>that they decided to destroy America's global hegemony and end Pax Americana
........Good?



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