Alone for Christmas editionprevious >>216832340
>Alone for Christmas>tfw have to squeeze all family obligations into one dayI was meant to be more alone for Christmas, now i'm just alone for Christmas eve
I think this year I'll get to anon's Rare Exports rec
>Day two of trying to get the English dub of A Quiet Place in the CountryI HAVE SUCCEEDED I AM GREAT SUCCESS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDGE9IBbJ18good afternoon fellow otaku
luv me tubislop
>>216842299the most underrated horror goth
later tonight>The Hunt>Goodbye 20th Centurytomorrow>Silent Night Deadly Night 2025>Silent Night Bloody Night>Eko Eko Azarak 2
>>216842299>>216842656Is this actually good or are you meme-ing?
>>216842854You have nothing to lose
>>216842854It's okay, imo the main selling point is that the main character looks and acts like Lydia Deetz
>>216842761I'm watching The Plague tomorrow with a bunch of my cousins. Let's see how it goes.
*unzips*
>>216843191Everything about this screams masterpiece
>>216841193>tfw Vanessa Redgrave will never manage your art career and sing unpleasant realities to you
>>216841193I have seen this and remember nothing about it besides I think the music was weird. Was it an Elio Petri movie? I was going through his stuff at one point.
>>216843499Yes, it's Petri. It's a really beautiful movie about an artist solving a murder, while having a mental breakdown and/or being assisted by the ghost of a nymphomanic naziThe rest of it is Vanessa Redgrave being beautiful in various stages of undress near modern appliances or renaissance art
why did they need to trick billy into feeding them after midnight if they were able to string the dog up in christmas lights before they even transformed?
>>216844223Gremlins just tricksters
Merry Christmas /hor/bros>>216843191Based. I wonder what kind of hijinks those scream queens get up to in this movie
Just finished. Hugely boring Altered States type flick about a guy forced by an Aryan cult to track down an ex-Naxi scientist doing experiments in astral projection or something. I couldn't make any sense of the plot and barely anything happens. Seems like it was a new agey per project of the director more than a proper exploitation flick, has some very subpar 2001 style effects at the end. Mind-numbing. Onward into the /hor/ pit
>>216843191Where can I find this?
>annual rewatch of Delusion (1981) while I try to remember which Delirium I want to watchAlmost missed it this year
>>216844595Santa Baby? More like Santa Mommy!
Just finished. Captured for Sex 2. Hard edged pink film where the plot takes up about 30 seconds. Car of a dude and his girlfriend breaks down, some other dude with sunglasses and khakis helps them get it back to his place, dude #2 immediately begins sexually torturing them. The first guy asks to be his student and together they kidnap another girl playing tennis, and eventually a third girl who's a friend of the original one. This is different from other pink movies in that you can tell they're really doing everything. Like there's a scene where a girl has been holding in an enema for hours and then she stays it out and it's real shitty water, lmao. The girls get beat and real marks get left. The copy I had was muddy as shit but still watchable and subtitled. Some weird dissonant synth music is the score. At the end the normal guy stabs the kidnapper and the girls think they're freezing but of course he keeps them captive himself, lol.
>>216844223They probably didn't understand that food was in the fridge. I mean it's just a big white box.
>>216844827Nazi films have way too high of a miss rate
>>216844595Based and Christmas pilled. Merry Christmasween
>>216845539https://rarelust.com/santa-claws-1996/scroll down
>>216844827>>216846313High-quality posts, thanks anon.
>>216842761Going to see it at the theater?
Just finished. This fucking movie, lol. Dark, dark Swedish comedy from the director of They Call Her One Eye. A milquetoast seeming office worker is also a serial rapist/murderer. The evening news reports that if confronted by the unknown rapist/killer, just let him do what he wants because then at worst you'll just get raped and at least you won't get killed, lmao >>>/wsg/6058335Amazingly, this seems to be true, and he starts just raping women and not killing any of them!. This isn't a porno movie in the way you'd think of it, but there are copious sex scenes and they're all hardcore and using the same actors who do normal scenes elsewhere, especially the lead. They go the American Psycho route of being very vague about what's really happening and isn't. The MC's experiences crossover into the bizarre often, but it's never treated like it. He rapes with impunity, is given experimental bullets by a gun shop that make things explode, gets wrapped up in a bank robbery, carjacks somebody, and shoots down a helicopter! At the end, he drives to the airport where he picks up his loving wife and daughter. The wife asks "what have you been up to?" and he delivers the punchline: "oh, you know, nothing ever happens in this shit town." LOLCraziest part: a long scene has him hanging at the playground, getting friendly with a little girl. He drives her out to the woods, and happily feeds lots of candy. At some point, the little girl says she wants to go home. Without missing a beat, he says "sure!" and drives her back! She asks "will I see you again?" He says "no." LMFAO. Nuts.
>>216847320Thank you! I've got two weeks off from work, I'm going to be watching tons of stuff and posting here. I appreciate your kind words.
>>216847197Thanks
Dude dies. He gets betrayed, shot to shit, burned (?) and then comes back to get revenge on all his mobster friends. You don't really find out the twist until the end. He has completely blacked out eyes and made like some deal with a demon that he gets a chance at revenge.I feel like it was british and probably from the 10s. Please someone knows the movie I'm talking about.
>>216848348Like 2010s?
>>216848348cleaverwritten by christopher moltisanti
Art took Michael Myers to slasher school
>>216848894Yeah, but like 2018. It's so annoying but I can't remember a single thing about it. No actors, no nothing. Was it even british? Maybe? Or am I just thinking about Dead Man's Shoes and mixing that in there?
I want a secret sex dungeon so bad bros.
CHRISTMAS EVIL
it's outhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002p1v6/a-ghost-story-for-christmas-the-room-in-the-tower
Just finished. At 40 minutes, the closest thing to a feature by the goofballs behind Attack of the Killer Refrigerator. Standard slasher setup that looks pretty good for shot on video. Painfully blown out audio, respectable body count for something so short escaped homicidal maniac escapes the mental hospital by killing an orderly with a clipboard (>>>/wsg/6058377), stabs a BBQ fork into his arm stump, and takes out some citizenry including a kid and a chihuahua. Not much to it but good-natured, you can tell the whole town got involved.
>>216849308Femina RidensCurse of The Crimson Altar
>>216849556Green Barbara Steele, yum
>>216849593Tigon understood how to get as close to porn while still making a film that could be distributed
>>216849453>sign up for bbc account even though I'm not in the UKI'm definitely getting coal next year
>>216850051Some might call you a coalburner
>>216850096Coalearner
Just finished. Blood is Sex: Harlem Valentine's Day. Ok, this is way over my head. I can't make head or tails of it, and it's impressive as fuck. 50 minutes long, excellent cinematography, sound, music, etc. it's WW3(?) and Tokyo is destroyed(?), though it just looks like it always does, with people acting like they normally do. A psychotic soldier is looking for his girl Reiko, who he assumes every woman he runs into is, and murders anybody who protests over it. A girl comes to a high end brothel to get hired, saying she never wants any exposure to the outside world again. The two cross paths and I'm not sure what happens. One of the earliest and best examples of a certain type of sophistication I'm aware of, I thought while watching it must of been influenced by Cafe Flesh and The Terminator, but it came out the same year as the former and several years before the latter. The director made Death Powder and nothing else, but became a prominent actor. No idea how this isn't very well known, maybe it makes other people feel as stupid as it did me.
>>216850757Here's a taste of what I mean >>>/wsg/6058438
>>216849556>Femina RidensBased:>The film centers on Dr. Sayer, the director of a philanthropic foundation, who spends his weekends at his luxurious villa outside Rome engaging in sadistic fantasies with prostitutes. When his regular prostitute becomes unavailable, he substitutes Maria, a young journalist on his staff, drugging her and subjecting her to his games. However, Maria begins to subvert him, turning the power dynamic around.
>>216850757do you have any japanese horror recs for normal sane people
watching a movie on Tubi called. CONTRACTED What am I in for?
>>216851343The one with the girl? I haven't seen it in 12 years but I remember it being pretty cool
>>216851507yeah thats her. so far there's a lot of period blood.
>>216851523Wow, they really made it look like blood from 2013?
>>216851589You can tell because the blood cells wear trucker caps
>>216851589oh youuuuthe girlfriend's fake accent is so fucking comically bad
>>216851326I do, watching Missing Child Videotape! I'll be mentioning this for 6 more days.
WHAT IS THE MUSIC AT THE START OF THE DEADLY FRIEND TRAILER?https://youtu.be/DzEzNkoxjhMTHANKS.
Hey, I finally found /hor/ again.>>2168431911996?
Merry Christmas
snibbedi snab
>>216852256oh that one sucks
>>216852489lol, Malignant is awesome
>>216852320>Hey, I finally found /hor/ again.Dead general
Recently watched Sinners and Weapons. Modern horror movies of the past 5 years start off good with less cheap jumpscares than in the 2005-2015 period, but then the ending is always some monsters flying supernatural shit which ruins the experience for me.Anyone else feel this way? Am I just a horror snob?
>>216852569it's basket case ii stupid
>>216852256I'm gonna check it out, google says it's like Kairo
>>216852637it's directed byt he kairo guy but it's not like iti watched it blackout drunk and hated it. japanese horror after kairo sucks.
>>216852576was going to disagree but i just watched pic related and you may be onto something
Just finished.Um. This is sexy. This is really sexy.
So much gorgeous young boomer trim in the original F13.
>>216846182>>216846313This is supposed to be Christmas not some Halloween horror flick. GTF outta Dodge.
>>216853191Boomer Trim sounds like the name of a '70s race car driver
>280 days until Oct 1
>>216853270RACE QUEEN OF THE GALAXYJenny AuroraSHE SO FAST YOU CANT EVEN SEE HER ASS
>>216852805>i watched it blackout drunk andOpinion invalid
They're so fast, I had to put on my speedies!
>>216853364I agree with anon, any movie that boring is worthy of turning off. Even worse if you cant fast forward or rewind.
>>216853012Code?
>>216853582Lol, it's a real movie, such as it is. A girl gets accepted to a school and discovers the exam was rigged to be evaluating torturer potential instead of academics, and is forced into the club despite being very timid and having no sadistic tendencies. She's accidentally great at it, and that spirals into all kinds of romantic complications between the members. There are no male characters whatsoever, and the actresses are all gravure models. It is VERY racy.
>216853458>>216839831Hey OP, the true horror was when I ordered some "spiedies" normal people call them "speedies." OK I live up here now, but even in NYC there was not such a disgusting thing of words especially from an established group of restaurants trying to keep pre or post covid shit alive. 'SPIEDIE" prounouned speedie in NYS USA, just name it that you dumbfucks.It's just a hunk of chicken on some white bread, nothing to be known for.
>>216847081Dishwashers, clothes cleaners and dryers seem to confuse them as well. But then they can become your sex and house slaves.
>>216847095Apparently more of a miss wouldn't you say?
>>216853788>and the actresses are all gravure modelsStill waiting for that code, anon.>wink
>>216853788Nothing is racy about anything from Japan.How about the Bangles.Walk like we was gyption.
>>216854006https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tuzHUuuk
>>216854006AA has 24 hour long meetings during the holidays anon, check it out.
>>216854044AA means a couple of batterys to me, nothing than I'd put on a shopping list for some remote control. I keep a couple spare AA batteries around, maybe.
>>216854044Have you sucked out AA batteries and how did it go for you? Try the 22 volt ones and give you a jolt.
>>216839831Just watched Krampus. The good one. Hopefully there'll be enough time after the party at my brother's tomorrow to do Terrifier 3.>>216853864But, but, the sauce....
Just finished. Aneurysm inducing retardation from some other dimension. Clearly an unfinished dracula/wolfman nudie movie that they never produced a soundtrack for, so they just got some random Jewish guy to watch the movie and improvise lines for all the characters. I don't think he was a comedian. He periodically mildly cracks himself up with how dumb his own jokes are, like he names the werewolf character "Irving Jackalman" on the spot and seems amused by how stupid that name is that he says it every chance he gets. This is somebody's favorite movie that I bet they haven't seen yet. It's to Rifftrax what Bat Pussy is to porno.
>>216854835I'm exhausted. Let's see if this thread is still here in the morning.
Sometimes the real horror is being an advertiser on 4chan dot org
>>216855288these bitches look like they're in their 50's
>>216852576I am a sucker for a serious realistic setting swerving into the supernatural. But its rarely done well. I think True Detective season 1 caused this and all the people influenced by it don't know why it worked there.
Merry Christmas! I got most of my presents already, been watching the Cat and the Canary bluray.
>>216855288God I love washed up 80s slags
>>216856166Me too
>>216855754Merry Christmas bro. I'm watching Shaun the Sheep with my little nephew since I couldn't find the Wallace and Gromit Wererabbit film
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>>216856307Who puts out garbage on Christmas anyway?
>>216856364What are you some kind of bigot?
>>216844223They need YOU to do it - it's part of the curse.
>>216857097mmm tasty looking
>>216853788Good review, I will be procuring this kino
>>216855656But the whole point of True Detective was that there wasn't really anything supernatural happening.
>make my girlfriend watch Silent Night, Deadly Night 2>she knows nothing about it>GARBAGE DAY>she laughs her ass off and mutters what the fuck under her breath>she's been randomly poking me in the ribs and shouting garbage day all nightIt was a good Christmas eve
>>216858009I don't know why but I read girlfriend as sister in your post and it sounded like a hot scenario. Too bad about the reality.
In 2026 we're normalizing brother and sister through horror film
>>216858064She's into roleplaying. We could make it work for you.
>>216858009>>216858064wut?
>>216839831Gonna watch Inside (2007) while I eat Christmas dinner
why are you on 4chan on Christmas Day?
>>216858088we're doing what now?
>>216859856It's 8am and my festivities aren't until 5pm
>>216859856We did most of the stuff over the weekend, plus I'm sick.
>>216860029I've vomited more in the last 24 hours due to some sort of sickness than all the Japanese emetophilia videos collected together in one toy box
>>216850757Yeah this is a weird one, I felt like it went over my head too, but it had a lot of energy and was really engaging in an odd way. Love the title track. Izumiya is an interesting guy, folk musician with a really long career (first album 1971) that dabbled in bizarre films too. I think he worked on some Sogo Ishii films too? Or maybe was just an actor in them & on the soundtrack.
This is my christmas movie this year, merry christmas /hor/
senpai wanted to watch the new Silent Night Deadly Night, so I had to scramble the web to find that one telesync ripIt looked pretty bad on the big TV, but they didn’t seem to mindThe movie itself was pretty overwhelming imo
>>216852571/dead/ general wouldn't be a bad name for this
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