>There are extraordinary individuals among us known as Pretenders. Geniuses with the ability to insinuate themselves into any walk of life, to literally become anyone.>In 1993, a corporation called the Centre isolated one such Pretender, a young boy named Jonah. Locked in a controlled environment they exploited his genius for their "unofficial research.>Then, one day, their Pretender ran away...
>the centre doesn’t want him alive, you can go ahead and kill him
>>216842325>Jonah is a mental chameleon: he can "become anyone he wants to be". This doesn't just cover language, culture, mannerisms; given a well-stocked library and a week, he can teach himself the skills needed to pass as anything from a janitor to a brain surgeon.
This you OP???
WHAT IF I SAY I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHERS
>>216842502even a janitor???
if you google jonah hill you'll find pictures of like 10 different people
>>216842502>Jonah has the kind of genius mind that wakes up and decides become anything he wants. We've seen him effortlessly transform into a California surfer, a skater badboy, a lovable Sandleresque figure, a punk rocker, or an Avant-garde socialite seemingly unprompted. When you run into Jonah, you don't know which one you're gonna get. He can seamlessly adapt to any subculture so authentically that it's kind of scary, as previously expressed by Hollywood insiders. You can send Jonah into the deepest of untamed Amazon jungle and he will emerge months later as the chief of an uncontacted tribe. He can travel to the Antarctic and be accepted by penguins as one of their own. There's no limit to Jonah's mastery, the man is a vast ether that can take any form on a whim.
>>216842325>They pretended he ran away. Waddled away is more accurate.
>>216842908in a sense we are all Jonah Hill
>>216843107>rootless cosmopolitan
>>216842325>Are you there?>Say a prayer for the Pretender>Who started out so young and strong>Only to surrender
>>216842325>the pretenderIs this about all the posters on here who have been pretending to like Vince Gilligans pretentious farts for the last 10 years?
