Psycho Santas editionPrevious >>216839831
Watch Rare Exports, particularly the Joe Bob version for extra background info
someone help me identify the big dragon, the reptilian on bottom left and the thing-esque abomination in the center; they seem familiar but I can't place them
>>216864806Are we really getting a Gremlins 3?
>>216865962Have you been naughty or nice
>>216865739The middle one is the thing, in it's final form
>>216865962Yes, they just had a meeting with the Hollywood sequel doctor
I'm now reminded of the Christmassy Return of the Living Dead remake teaser https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKWrnG637M4It was supposed to come out this year, now it's been pushed back to November 2026
>>216866835I actually think it looks great, I just love the big set/fake snow thing. They've filmed most of it, the rest is being filmed sometimes when it snows apparently. Stars Devon Sawa, they put some stuff up on their Instagram.
>>216866835the kind of movie that gets pushed back for months until it finally shows up on Tubi with no fanfare
Scrooged still manages to be damn creepy after all these yearsI knew my kid self couldn't be wrong
>>216867620my niblings were scared of the jim carrey grinch so we had to watch the animated one
>>216850972Yes but more importantly that is Dagmar Lassander being temporarily over dressed for dancing in your pic
>>216864806What was his problem?
>>216867848The elf union's been reaming him over OSHA violations for years
>>216867751Fuck it I think i'm watching this
opinions on It Ends (2025)?
>>216867371>I actually think it looks greatI know it's just a teaser, but I hope the movie is nothing like this. The tone and look of it is all wrong.
PUNISH
>>216867848He cared too much
>>216868274I mean it looks digital, but virtually all movies now do. I'm not holding much hope it'll actually be good but what were you thinking
>>216868297Christmas is the scariest damn night all year
>>216868750>I'm not holding much hope it'll actually be good >I actually think it looks great
>>216865739bottom left is the creature from the host (2006)
i'm hoping we get some updates on the Blob remake soon
>>216868834I hope they call it Grandson of Blob
>the Kinki upload is still upgod bless you anon
>>216868776Basically yeah. I think they shot one more expensive scene with tons of fake snow but a full 90m film that's good requires many more sets, a good script, lots of extras, sfx, props, locations etc.The budget of the original would be about 13m in today's money. They probably have idk a 2m budget now.
>>216868834If that happens I hope they find a more interesting way to kill the blob at the end
It's not as bad as I expected.My resolution for the new year is to watch more modern movies instead of writing them off so easily. Even if they're no good, I watch plenty of bad old movies anyway without thinking twice.
>>216869593Probably the most review of that film I've read
>>216869659*most kind, jfc I hate mobileposting
>>216869659>>216869659The slasher's costume is cool, Justin Long is entertaining, the lead girl is cute, and Katherine Isabelle is in it. It has its qualities.For some reason, nearly every character in the movie seems to be gay though. Also this actress has a giant mole on her face and none of the characters made any kind of comment about or reference to it, even privately
Just finished. (Devil Sorcery 1987)That poster is by far the coolest thing about this Malaysian movie. Some sorcerer's dopey lackey decides he's tired of being treated shabbily and raped his boss' wife, then stabs him. Then he goes on the lam and starts abducting lots of pretty local girls through the use of flying ghost girl heads and ties them to trees for some purpose. He meets a bargirl he really likes and puts a super potent curse on her when he's insulted by her, and she needs an exorcism. My description is a lot more coherent than the movie, and actually required me to connect a bunch of dots the movie doesn't bother to. That he's been abducting girls is something that gets dropped on you without any setup, it goes straight from he's pissed with some bar owner for kicking him out of his business because he smells bad to suddenly there are a bunch of girls tied up outside his cave. He also never bothers going after the bar owner despite that conflict getting plenty of setup. There is very little cause and effect in this thing, just shit happening. Characters have long conversations with each other trying to figure out very basic things. There are lasers and bug puking and boobs, but pubes are censored. Makes you feel like you're drunk.
Mommy, Santa wants to fuck!
>>216868297You better not be on his naughty list. Or else.
>>216869430according to imdb it's in pre-production so the script's been worked out. David Bruckner is supposedly directing but he also had plans for a Hellraiser sequel so idk
I'm having shitty luck with my Christmas horror viewing this year.Silent Night, Bloody Night was an alright but boring slasher. I respect that it was an early slasher but except for the sepia tone flashback nothing really held my interest.And now To All A Good Night is another boring slasher, except it at least pretty girls so it's slightly better but still pretty dull.
>>216872164You need Silent Night DEADLY Night
>>216872164Seconding >>216872195, try Christmas Evil too.
>>216872226
>>216872195>>216872226No offense sisters, because I appreciate the suggestion. But I was lucky enough to catch parts 1 and 2 at a theater. So I'm trying to find something new.This is going to sound reddit but the whole theater erupted in laughter and applause at "garbage day!" Its a cherished Christmas memory.
>>216870744>>>/wsg/6059118>>>/wsg/6059120>>>/wsg/6059121
>>216872292Part 5 is cheesy fun
>>216872313
>>216872292>>216872195Like half of Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 is flashbacks to the first movie, so I just rewatch the second movie
>>216872466This is what I want when we win the war on Christmas
>>216872536No, you need to watch them bothor Santa will punish you
>>216872746I think this is a better film without the cut scenes. Idk the history of them but most are the right directorial choice to leave out.
>>216865739isn't the reptilian from the first avatar movie
>>216872838NAUGHTY!
>>216872313>>216872338Nice, that looks fun. Ok I'll check that out.It's starting to feel like slashers aren't really my thing anymore. What do people think of the Prowler? I didn't like it that much because it seemed very competently made but it didn't have anything that gave it personality. The Burning was better. It leaned into the summer camp vibes and it felt more like what my parents imagined a Friday the 13th movie to be like.The Intruder was another good slasher. Just like the burning was rich with summer camp stuff, Intruder got really creative with the kills to take advantage if the grocery store setting. It also felt very energetic and better paced which made it all seem a lot more like a movie than just hanging out in a big house waiting to see someone murdered.
>>216872933I really liked the prowler, partly because of the costume. But also it feels like a snapshot from a sleepy romantic time.
>>216872536Yeah it's a slog. The first is pretty good on it's own.
>>216872969The costume was cool but it made me expect him to do some commando soldier stuff, or be all mysterious like those Sandman comics.It would be totally fair to say I just keep seeing it on a bad night or my expectations got in the way. It just wouldnt be the one I buy a dvd of.
>>216872164There's Don't Open Till Christmas.It's almost incoherent, but there's a lot of kills in it.
>>216873062To be fair I think I saw it on a good night as well. You have to be in the mood for some of those slower slashers.Intruder is kino though. Both have some sick death scenes.
Obligatory Violent Night post.It's not horror, but it is a fantastic Santa action violence movie.Fuck off with reddit accusations.I want to see more of Santa's backstory in the sequel that was hinted at in the first.It was funny, go be an asshole elsewhere.
>>216873171>MOMMY, WHAT IF THE SEQUEL HAS MORE BACKSTORY! WHAT IF THEY TELL ME EVERY SINGLE DETAIL OF EVERYTHING AND THERE'S NO MYSTERY TO ANY OF IT ANYMORE!!!!!! MILKY TIME!!!!
Ahhh, I think I see a little anon who's been particularly..... naaaaaughtyyyy
I'd never seen Gremlins and neither had my siblings, I convinced them to watch it with me. I thoroughly enjoyed it, and my brother said it was fun. Not sure if it was cheerful enough for my sister, but she didn't leave until the end so I guess that's a win. Fun/10
OK, CHRISTMAS IS DONEtime for some New Year's Horror, I guess
>>216864806Barbara is my horrorfu now and forevermore.
>>216874322>they're watching Snow White, and they love itare there any New Years /hor/ror kinos? I could use a couple more Xmas movies for another day or two
>>216874309Not just a good creature horror, but a good film. The inventor side aspect is very memorable
>>216874322New Year's Eve party on a train with a masked killer. Kino
>>216874482>The inventor side aspect is very memorableyeah, the parents both had some great moments. All the dads inventions, and then the mom using one to kill a gremlin
>>216874482I'm embarrassed at how long it took for me to make the connection of Billy's dad giving Gizmo his name because he's an inventor.
>>216870744any recs for good Malaysian horror? been meaning to check out some SEA horror movies and never got around to it yet. Other non-malay south east asian movie recs also welcome
>>216874506I want a remake with this one as the killer (spoiler alert for the original)
Just watched pic related.It sucked.
>>216874665Anything Eli Roth is involved with sucks
>>216874665Joe begos' apartment looked comfy
>>216874799His faux trailers were the best part unironically.>>216874906Should have opened with him banging that bitch he was talking to on the phone.I would have scored it higher than 'sucked.'
Just finished Terrifier 3. Didn't realize the series was set and filmed in NYS, even if it is only staten island.>>216874373Bloody New Year is shlocky but delightfully bizarre.
>>216874799I thought Thanksgiving was actually pretty goodBut yeah I hate the rest of his filmography
>>216874534The one I posted might be the only Malaysian movie I've ever seen. The big player in the area is Indonesia, and the big ones I'm aware of were all released by Mondo Macabro. Mystics from Bali, Lady Terminator, Dangerous Seductress, and Queen of Black Magic. An actress named Suzzanna is their big horror star. I saw a modern one recently called Midnight Show and it was lousy.
I watched Weapons today and I don't understand how the bewitched people lived in that house for an entire month. Alex had to feed them soup every day. What about their other bodily functions? Don't they still need to piss and shit? I think the movie makes it seem like all the kids just stood still the whole month and never used the bathroom
>>216875968
>>216875968Just because the movie doesn't show it doesn't mean it wasn't happening.No one wants to watch a 10 year old boy cleaning up piss and shit except for jews and jeets.
>>216874534Interchange is a really weird Malay supernatural thriller. Borderline horror.For non-Malay, Sick Nurses, from Thailand.
>>216875968How long could you go without a shit though if you only had one can of soup a day. You'd piss out most of it. Possible they lasted a month.
Just finished. Concrete-Encased High School Girl Murder Case (1995). Depressing docudrama style reenactment of the famous Junko Furuta case where a high school girl was held captive by four other teenagers for 40 days and raped and beaten until she died. It feels like something you'd have to watch for a school assignment, with tons of narration and the ultimate message that at the time sentencing policy for minors who commit violent crimes was too lenient. It's very sympathetic to the victim and clearly is trying elicit anger and disgust from the audience and isn't trying to be entertainment. It works, the movie's upsetting and I can't think of a reason anybody should watch it.
>>216877112Skim reading the wiki page was enough for me
Any good horror movies from the last 10 years? The only decent one that I remember watching was Smile 2.
>>216877205Deadstream is one of my favorite horror movies
I looked on a couple popular boards and don't see any /druk/ "it's so over" type threads, isn't that peculiar? weren't those a holiday staple for the lonely fucks here. have they all killed themselves or moved on or just jannys cracking down?
>>216877337Pretty much ban on sight status
>>216877205Pretty much any horror from 2024 is guaranteed kino
>>216877337I just had the first Heineken of the night, we getting /hruk/.I love messed up protags, like how Johnny Depp smokes like 12 packs of cigs in The Ninth Gate
>>216877205the Terrifier series
>>216877337I quit drinking this year after 15 years of misery, best decision I ever made. It didn't fix all of my problems, but it's stopped actively making them worse.
Angel Heart is pretty kino aside from a couple of dated visual effects. Don't really know why people call it a horror movie though since it's a pretty straight detective movie that just has some spooky trappings
>>216877419Hollywood can't write male characters anymore so it's almost better they don't try
>>216877467sucks
God bless us, every one
Just finished. Silly and embarrassing softcore vampire flick. This was a staple on skinemax and I hadn't seen it since I was a kid and didn't remember any of it. For somebody my age in 1995, being told I was going to get to see Alyssa Milano's boobs was like being told I... I thought about it for a full minute and couldn't think of anything I wanted more at that time than getting to see Alyssa Milano's boobs, lol. The premise is there's this unnamed vampire hanging around a college (he doesn't pose as a student or a professor, he's just there, lol) and Alyssa is the reincarnation of his one true love or something, and she turns 18(!) in three days and if she doesn't sleep with him by then he'll literally die. But she has to do it voluntarily, so he can't just take her by force and instead has to seed doubt in her mind about her current boyfriend,who she hasn't slept with. Alyssa is a virgin raised by nuns(!) and the movie is so philosophically prudish that if the nudity was cut out it could pass for a Christian film. At one point Alyssa has a bad girl phase that entails getting gothed up and then smoking a cigarette and having two glasses of wine. LMFAO. Someone slips ecstasy in her drink and she hallucinates a fully clothed orgy is taking place. The cast is nuts for something this chintzy, Rachel True is there and Jordan Ladd (who is shockingly cute), and there's a cameo by Jennifer Tilly as the (male) vampire attempting to seduce the boyfriend. She comes on strong and casting her as the idealized temptress was a good choice, lemme tell you. The movie's tedious as fuck and the vampire just gives up at the end, lmao. The production team was largely female, and I appreciate them making the movie so booby. The director was Francis Ford Coppola's editor, including on Dracula, and the next year she did Alyssa's other big titty movie, Poison Ivy 2.
>>216874360I'm coming to get that
big logs of shit
>>216879165It's been a long time since I've seen this one. It was ok. But yeah, it was nice to see Milano's tits after seeing her grow up on Who's The Boss.
>>216879165>For somebody my age in 1995, being told I was going to get to see Alyssa Milano's boobs was like being told I... I thought about it for a full minute and couldn't think of anything I wanted more at that timeKek. Not just that but a lesbian make out session. I remember taping it when it played on tv, but outside of that scene I only remember it being intolerably boring.
>>216879165>she turns 18(!) in three days and if she doesn't sleep with him by then he'll literally dieAlso this is fucking hilarious in 2025 context. They'd call him a discord groomer vampire now.
>>216877552I haven't quit. I only drink when money allows it now. which is most of the time 1-2 times per month. This month it's going to be around 4. I used to be a heavy daily drinker, and yeah, it can really be bad.
>>216870023 I can fix her
>>216879957>it's growing hairNo, I can't.
