Shitty lemonade editionprev >>216872426
yall niggas is real life fuckin retarded
can we all agree to try to be nice and understanding to each other itt :3
First for hot yuri milf sex
REMINDER:I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE EGGS YOU LITERAL FUCKING RETARDS LMAO
>>216877270Yes we were all correct about the frozen eggs
Ohh I'm gonna plurb
>>216877282NOPE YALL SAID IT WAS FAKE SCIENCE FUCKING COPE RETARD LMAOOOOOOOO
The Plurb keeps using chubby middle aged men to approach Mano. Is our guy a gay?
How did they purb Santa?
>>216877270Fucking everyone knew about the eggs as soon as the plurb was like "we will not take your stem cells from your body Carol" in giant ass letters in Las Vegas. You're retarded, be quiet now.
>>216877289I didn't say that. I said that the hive would be able to drive pluripotent stem cells from her eggs without needing her consent to extract the stem cells out of her hip bone, remember? Weren't you there?
>>216877292His mother's a bitch but he loves his daddy
HOLY SHIT THE SEETHING YOU PEOPLE DONT KNOW SHIT LMAO
>>216877292that's just the south american phenotype
>>216877261She doesn't realize a lot of really obvious things it's very frustratingmodern writers were told that characters having flaws makes them good, and the only flaws they go with are stupid, impulsive, and mean
>>216877306>>216877310YOU DONT KNOW SHIT YOU TALKED ABOUT WHICH PLURB YOU WERE GONNA FUCK COPE MOTHERFUCKERS COPE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>216877314See also my reply before your reply, caps lock retard asshole, you're barely half as smart as you think you are. >>216877306
they have to detonate this nuke nowyou can't just introduce something and not use it
>>216877334please stop :(
>here's you're happy little sister being plurbed bro>isn't it greatMano's better go full chud or i'm refunding the 0 dollars i paids to watch this.
>>216877334I hate you but I gotta admit I admire your style. Keep on with your freak self.
>>216877338STAY RETARDEDI WAS RIGHT YOU WERE WRONGYOU LEARNED EVERYTHING YOU KNOW FROM MEMERRY CHRISTMAS YOU FUCKING RETARD LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>216877261They won't tell her for the same reason they won't tell her how to unplurb them.
>>216877348Yup that's literally the only interesting thing left to happen on the show is the nuke will go off.
>>216877348Let's not forget the true Chekhov's Gun.
>>216877350NO>>216877353THANKS YOU TOO LMAOOOOOOOOO
>>216877351Her letting the goat go is all the proof I need that the plurb is evil. She was that goats best friend. She abandoned it to be eaten by jaguars. Fuck the plurb, I hope they all die.
GIWTWM
It's like Vince despises non-white people for being unable to think independently, but also lesbians and middle aged white women who freeze their eggs. You can feel the contempt dripping off the screen.
FUCKING RETARDS NEVER SET FOOT IN MY PLURIBUS EVER AGAIN LMAOOCOPEANDSEETHE
I give in, caps lock guy was right all along. Bravo, vince
>/tv/ is now expecting a nuke to go off any secondYou guys are so silly
>>216877404 YOU CANT FOOL MEONLY I CAN FOOL MEI AM THE EGGMANGET FUCKING PLURBEEDDD BITCH
>>216877237This show is so pointless, it has made me reconsider that all shows, TV and movies are fucking pointless and watching them has been a giant waste of fucking time in my life and spend my time biking. I’m beautiful scenic trails, getting exercise and fresh air and having wild sex with beautiful hairy women.
>>216877351I hope they plurb the annoying Indian lady too
>>216877332But Vince wrote Walter White who was highly logical and intelligent
>>216877404in all fairness, he *was* right all along, but so was almost everyone else
>>216877436how the mighty have fallen
MERRY FUCKIN PLURBMAS RETARDS TRY TO KEEP UP NEXT SEASON
there being no white male characters is a good creative choice. idk why but it just feels appropriate for the tone of the show.
>>216877418its stupidCarol is afraid of being turned into a plurb, which is a fear on the unknown. and her deterrent to stop the plurbs forcing her to turn is she will kill herself and everyone in a several mile radius with a nuke.the plurbs must know she would never go through with it. I do and Im an idiot.
>>216877470MEXICAN MAN IS AN HONORARY WHITEPUT YOUR FUCKING PHONE DOWN CAROL
>>216877381Hmm, on the one hand, hivemind abdication of responsibility & getting to vicariously see naked & fuck through every body on earth, is like religion x1000, very tempting.On the other, goats are pretty much the best of us.Okay you’ve convinced me, down with plurb.
>>216877268Seconding this
>>216877464Why do they even call it seasons any more? This shit's gonna be a 2 year wait; maybe even 3, mark my fucking words. Like seriously even fucking Severance and Silo probably aren't coming out for a FURTHER one or two years from now. Wtf is with these production times?
>>216877438LITERALLY NONE OF YOU RETARDS TALKED ABOUT THE EGGSTHERE WERE 2 OTHER RETARDS WHO SAID I WAS WRONGTHE REST OF YOU WERE GOONING OVER WHO'D PLURB YOUR PLURBI WAS HERECOPE ANS SEETHE BITCH LMAO
>>216877545SEVERANCE IS BRAINDEAD TRASH FOR PHONE ADDICT RETARDSTF IS SILOILL COPE WITH YOU NEXT SEASON
>>216877546I bet you didn't predict the antenna though. I did. I predicted it in episode 2-3.
IM FUCKING PLURBINGGGGGGGGGGG
>>216877490It is stupid. Her fear of the unknown vs her actual life that is known, but which is shit.This is no different that the failures of sentient thought that say “I dont care if the fire an the earthquake & the tornados is coming, i’m not leavin mah home!” Well ok sit here and die then, the world will continue to move on without you & really not give a fuck, your life is pretty fuckin worthless anyway, we were just extending you the courtesy to make ourselves feel like we did the right thing by trying, see ya.
>>216877381We live and die for the goat
>>216877569YOU ARE CORRECT I DID NOT PREDICT THATI HOPE YOU AND ME CAN PLURB SOMETIME
CRASHING THIS PLURBWITH NO SURVIVORS
>>216877569Why would you predict it in episode 2-3? That was obvious from episode 1.
>>216877557>ILL COPE WITH YOU NEXT SEASONThank u manic caps fellow :DHowever i must ask if you can consider the real core here: jesus how fuckign long of a wait are we facing? Fuck!
>>216877620YOU DONT KNOW SHIT SIT DOWNTAKE NOTESAND GET FUCKING PLURBED BITCHHHHHHHHH
>>216877569The antenna that was in the first scene of the show?
>>216877490It's more of a comfort blanket for her I thinkAll she'd really do is blow herself up and sandWhich as we all know, sand is very evil
>>216877569the antenna was obvious.>receive signal from alien planet>research it>takes over people and spreads worldwide>build huge machine to send signal to next planet
>>216877581She is taking the first plane to Las Vegas. Diabetus has called dips.
>>216877490She might. They can't take that risk
>>216877490Haven't they abandoned ABQ? She'd just be killing herself and Manousos and she could do that with a gun.
>>216877646It's going to take millions of years for the signal to reach the next planet, so then what? Are the human plurbs just gonna die off since they've accomplished their missi and spread to a new radio wave signal?
>>216877708It'll take a few centuries at the absolute most>Are the human plurbs just gonna die off since they've accomplished their missi and spread to a new radio wave signal?Yes
>>216877638Caps Lock Jesus, oh wise one, what do you think is gonna happen with the nuke? Serious question.
>>216877642Pretty sure it'd be more useful like, destroying a significant portion of a giant antenna (assuming it's not gonna be built in space) or an eggs2stemcells facility.
>>216877726I'm not him but they'll use it to power an emp type device tuned to the plurb frequency that manos discovered
So the next season finale is gonna be hostile conqueror aliens that respond to the Hive's satellite transmissions, right?
>>216877708>Are the human plurbs just gonna die off since they've accomplished their missi and spread to a new radio wave signal?seems logical. they have no purpose other than a giant antenna and serving non-plurbs. they act as if they dont want to exist, wanting to make as little footprint as possible
>>216877745No, it's going to be 9 episodes of inter-personal drama
>>216877626TOO LONG ENOUGH>>216877726THE NUKE EXISTS TO JUSTIFY SEASON 2. IT WILL BE RESOLVED BY THE END OF SEASON 2 EPISODE 1 IN UNSPECTACULAR AND BORING FASHION, PROBABLY SOME LAME SHIT LIKE "WE LEARNED OUR LESSON AFTER THE GRENADE INCIDENT"
GET FUCKING PLURBED BITCH LMAOOOOOOOOO
>>216877237CHICKEN JOCKEY
>>216877803PLURBING IN UR AREA!!!!!!
>>216877745I predict the plurbed humans to gradually mutate.Maybe Carol and Manousos succeed in unplurbing a bunch of people and they form their own factions. Or they fracture the hivemind.Maybe it turns out the hivemind was lying and there are other immunes or some of the immunes are actually plurbs.We could get some backstories on all these various characters as well as see how the early days of the plurbening happened on the subs and in the militaries.A mission to detonate the nuke. A mission to store the HDP milk with something that deplurbs them.The possibilities are endless. There's enough material for 4+ seasons.
>>216877803CHICKEN JOKEYYYYYYYNO FOR REAL WHAT ARE THE ODDS VINCE PUT SOME STUPID CLUE IN THE LETTERS ON THE BOXADAM BOMB? SORRY CAROL WE MISHEARD YOU, ENGLISH IS NOT OUR FIRST LANGUAGETHANK YOU FOR CALLING LMAOOOOO GET FUCKGIN PLURBED
>>216877835template
Don't say C.. J.. you want 4chan to be deplurbed forever?
My prediction for season 2 is that at some point we'll see the countdown at 15,000 or whatever years ago and get a montage of CGI alien cuttlefish or something on Kepler-22b getting plurbed.
Next season will be nothing but flashback to the plurbening on Kepler-22b, with the story of the few immune aliens trying to stop it.
>>216877846>that top panelOOF Rhea please. not a good look!
>>216877846WHO
RHEA PLURBHORN CAN FART IN MY MOUTH ANY YEAR OF THE WEEK LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>216877873she'll doll herself up for Manousos next season
I think it's be cool to see the signal traveling through space for several episodes
PLURB ME UP SHAWTYYYYYYYYY
THIS IS NOW A BIG TYMERS THREADHTTPS://WWW.YOUTUBE.COM/WATCH?V=VPIN0ENTANKGET FUCKING PLURRRBEBEBEBBBBBBDDDDD
>>216877961Youtube URLs are case sensitive.
NO MORE BLACK PLURBS
you have to trust that the ppl that write the show are as least as smart as you. They have lost that trust with me.Carol is a monumental dumb cunt. That can be ok if we're all on the same page but the writers think she's cool. It's as discordant as if you were watching a movie about a comedian and he's killing it in the clubs but you're hearing the shit he's saying and it's pure shit.episode 2 she gets her book cover and compares it to Zosia - she knows what the hive are doing, yet cut to last episode and she's off on some ski holiday with intermittent gash licking. She's such a brainlet she even betrays the only human who is serious about saving the world, who had to risk his life just to get to her. Do the writers see this like we do? No. Because they give her the hero smoking gun shot when she shoots at Manousos and then the cheap laugh of putting him in the boot of the car. Then when she eventually comes back after weeks of pampering and pegging all she has to say is ;You win' - like Manousos has been manipulating and coercing her???? No apology, no appreciating for him grinding incessantly to find a cure, just a cool walk off with 'oh that's an atom bomb'.Absolute shit. Bunch of middle aged women must be writing this - no self-awareness.
>>216877983I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN CAPS OFF IVE BEEN PLRURBRBBEEEEDDDDDAND THEN I HEARD BOOM FROM THE AMPLIFIERS
>>216878003HER MONUMENTAL CUNT MAY BE DUMB BUT I SHALL STILL FEAST UPON IT BRAVO VINCEFUCKING COPEEEEE
>>216878003>Bunch of middle aged women must be writing thisYes actually
>>216877546be quiet
I ain't plurbin all that, or that
I'm only in it for the toxic yuri, if there's no #Stursia next season I'll drop the show.
>>216878045COPE AND SEETHE RETARDI WAS THEREYOU WERENTSTAY FUCKING PLURBED LMAOOOOOOOO
>Kenshi 2>plurb season 2Assuming my liver doesn't shit out, i'm looking forward to 2029.
>>216878045LIKE IN ALL SERIOUSNESS YOU SCREENSHOTTED MY LITERALY POSTS AND POSTED THEM BACK AT ME WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE PROVING OTHER THAN I WAS RIGHT AND YOU ARE RETARDED LMAOOO
HES COPING HES SEETHING IM PLURBINNNNNNNNNNNNNNLMAO FUCKIN RETARD
>>216878109For a second I forgot about the samurai sword and thought you meant a series set in the game worldNow that would be interesting I don't think anyone is capable of it though
>>216878109RHEA PLURBHORN WILL BE 90 YEARS OLD BY THEN
Plurbs, this individual has lost his composure.
>>216878138Remember how people were speculating Zosia was pregnant? Turn out they were just being mean about Karolina Wydra's little potbelly.
>>216878157PLURB ME HARDER PLURBYDEEPERRIGHT IN MY PLURBSTATE
>>216877652wouldnt surprise me.
CHEMTRAIL ME WITH THAT PLURBBBB BITCHPLURB ON MY FUCKING FACEI NEED PLURB INSIDE ME
MISTER WHITE YOU'RE JUST GONNA DECIDE TO BREAK PLURB AT THE RIPE OL AGE OF RHEA PLURBHORN??? MONEY MONEY MONEY
>>216878138>For a second I forgot about the samurai sword and thought you meant a series set in the game world>Now that would be interesting>I don't think anyone is capable of it thoughWhat?
Are we still going to have daily plurb threads?
>>216878250They are going to fizzle out eventually
>>216878250We're pretty much guaranteed 3 plurbs a day from people who complain about it all the time
>>216878003Did you forget the scene before that? With the machete and the phone. She was given the option to face her problems head on or run away from her problems and live a perfect life. She tried the perfect life until she knew it was a dream and then went back to work.
>>216877846Ligma
>>216878277This. Carol having a moment of weakness in her convictions made sense. It just should have happened in the middle of the season, not at the end.
who else done with this show? last episode had zero plot ZERO skipped thru it missed absolutely nothing!
>>216878327Well they needed the middle of the season to break her down. Would she ever have caved if she hadn't been alone for 40 days?
>>216878347>Would she ever have caved if she hadn't been alone for 40 days?Needed time to grieve her wife dying right in front of her too.
>>216878347I guess what I mean is that they should have done a full 20 episode season, instead of just doing 9 (very slow ones). It feels like we only now reached the main plot with Carol and Mano working together to cure the Plurb with both the means and the motivation to see it through.
Too much shit happens offscreenIt's always some other character telling Carol something they learned, instead of us seeing itLike Coumba saying >hehe the plurbs were none too please when they realized they would need to spike us to plurb uswell why couldn't we have seen that? I'd like to see what they look like when they're pissed off.
Forget about it Carol, it's plurbtown
Pluribros, we can't stop winning.
>>216878475wtf i love carol now
>>216878475>how dare Carol assume this deranged hermit jungle walker with a machete is not a harmless friendly man?!
so now what do i do for 2 years?
So the original ending was going to be an even bigger literally nothing happens ending?
>>216878559write fan fiction and mail it to Vince
>>216878559
>>216878559let's plurb until our hearts stop
>>216878585So it's confirmed they had no plan while writing which is probably why so little happens
hd really ruined tv for me, everyone has that botox face and its distracting.
Episode 4 - 2min :28 - 3min :46 (78 seconds)Just realised something about Manousos (Paraguay guy) and the 78-second delay. He uses the timer to listen to sound on Radio or some wierd instrument. The timer is set to 78seconds. Check the timestamps. He knows the time but not which channel it’s being broadcasted. In Epsiode 1 - 2 guys who see this signal mention “ it repeats every 78 seconds”. So there is a continuous signal being broadcasted with a gap of 78 seconds. This also explains why it takes time for people to come back to the “hive” when they are hit with negative emotions. 78 seconds is crucial for the Series. Any comments?
>>216877826>The possibilities are endlessYeah, but you've seen what Vince did so far with all those possibilities. He showed us Desperate Housewives: Albuquerque edition
>>216878774Oh I thought he just checked all frequencies for emergency broadcasts. The plurb frequency just looked like something he found on accident.
Carol really fucking annoyed me this episode. She spent the entire season being suspicious of the plurbs and was secretly planning to save the world and then she gets horny by one singular plurb and all of the sudden she's unable to view Zosia as anything but an individual and gets all jealous. It was like she suddenly forgot everything she's learned about them after getting pussy once. This might have been my least favorite episode of the season. What a waste of fucking time. Also, fuck you Vince, at least give the fans one hot lesbian sex scene. Also, couldn't Carol have just asked for her eggs back?
>>216877237How it feels continuing to come into /plurb/ threads after the first season finished
We're a Betsyboard btw, if you want to discuss Rheaslop you already have multiple subreddits to do so (r/Pluribustv, r/television and r/blackownedsissies) so please leave /tv/ alone
>>216878559>2 yearsIf we're lucky...
>>216877652It should happen next season, just to show how "evil" he is to the average viewer watching this show.
>>216878915He should also take away her cultural symbols like that colored wool in her hair, to really rub it in.
Haha remember when Vince said he hated that m60 in the trunk because coming up with the resolution for that was too hard and almost broke him (bad), and now he did the same thing with the nuke.
>>216878935He should also cage my he clitty up
Carol is such a dumb cunt and if Hellen was alive she would have plurbed like crazy.
>>216879049Fix'd
If the hivemind would've offered this plurb to me then maybe I would've given them a chance. Instead they sent zesty after zesty chubby guys to Manousos. It's no wonder Manousos had enough and pulled a scalpel on them.
Two threads in a row with no Pluribussy poster?
>>216879095The plurb assumed he is gay because he never has a girlfriend. The plurb is a normie aunt.
i only watched the finale yesterday. will anything actually ever happen in this show or is it just an eternal slow tease?i felt a bit robbed of my time when i finished watching it, idk.
>>216879181No, that's just it
>>216879102it's ogre
>>216879049fixed
mannequins enfants séduisants
>>216878774interesting if true. good catch anon
>>216879081This. I fucking hate this show but I still tuned in every Friday.
>>216877237Isn't the actress Polish? She probably had no idea what shitty Country Time was before filming this show.
>>216877490I interpreted it as her proving to herself that they're inhuman. The fact that they willingly gave her an atom bomb is a constant reminder that attempting to free them is the right thing to do. I dont think theres any plan to actually use it.
for the record this general has fucking sucked it's all been incessant infighting about pacing or plotfags and not even in a comedic way it has been anti-cozy i miss /fromg/ & /lumon/ & fargo livethreads
>>216879308Yeah how dare we discuss a flawed show honestly!
>>216879308I mostly enjoyed the threads. Except for that korean spammer guy probably.
>>216877348I hope they ask for more and nuke India, mostly because I believe Indians not human, but also because Lakshmi is a cunt.
So when does Mike show up?
>>216877351>>216877381She has some nice boobs though
why can't carol just go>Hey where are you currently holding my [eggs and all current cellular data you have extracted from them]and go destroy it? in a couple hours? they're not able to physically restrain her
>>216879490Those eggs and that data aren't hers to interfere withIt's windfall
>>216879490They won't tell her.
>>216879490>plurb just doesn't answer
I really hope niggers like >>216879490 are just baiting for (you)sI used to think the "scrolls Tiktok the entire episode and then gets confused because they missed everything" meme was ironic back when it first started but now years later I'm not so sure
>>216879505This. Manousas would stop her for not respecting legal property rights
>>216878585So the original SEASON FINALE for SEASON ONE for a $15 million dollar an episode apple tv show, was >rargh me angry, me join plurb, 59 minutes later, ok u were rightBince... Bince my man... remember the epic twist cliffhanger endings you've been writing for the last 20 years... remember how they were hackneyed because you relied on cliffhangers so much... so now you're..... doing less? going with 'nothing'? really?
Why is he called Manousos? It's a Greek name, that's a long way from Paraguay.
>>216879524The plurbs aren't human so they can't own stuff. The eggs are also Carol's property.
>>216877292More likely theyre trying to invoke his father
>>216879657that is a good observation thank you
>>216879543Iberians are Greeks
Why are the Pluribians so adamant about converting the survivors? They will move heaven and earth to absorb them but for what purpose?
>be Carol >Plurb fetch me patient zero>Patient Zero, I want you to describe, clinically, what you felt when you were first infected, what you thoughts were before infecting the first person, how it was when it was only 2 people, how long it took for you to infect more people, in words what were your rationalization and how you schemed. >I want scans of your brain, blood tests and all your previous medical data>I also want to give me brain scams of a healthy person, both from before and after the JoiningDealing with Plurb is like dealing with ChatGpt. You need to ask precise questions; establish parameters if you want useful answers
>>216879685Plurb has biological imperative to infect 100% of the intelligent populace on a planet
>>216879685Because they are hooked on happiness caused by a virus that want to spread. It's a zombie tale with zombies being happy people instead of murderous monsters.
>>216879701But why? They can send the signal without the 13 and the next intelligent life they infect will have no recollection of their previous hosts.
>>216879691ChatGPT can't lie to you by omission unless you're asking it for porn
>>216879685It's because the plurb is a bio weapon designed to disable the dominant intelligent species and prep the planet for takeover
I can't believe how much I already miss old lesbians flirting with each other.
>>216879657Oh yeah good point They tried his mother first, didn't work
>>216879657To add to this, Manousos has a photo of his dad and him up but nothing of his mom
>>216879711They have no free will at all. It's just "gotta plurb"Anyone unplurbed is unacceptable
>>216879711>Why? We dont know, perhaps whichever alien race that sent the signal wanted total intelligent life eradication Leaving anyone unplurbed leaves a chance they can recover
>>216879711it's like they view every human as a cell in their hivemind, the 13 are simply switched off for them. they are cells which must me activated. spreading to other species isn't the same because that starts a new hivemind. its priority right now is "fixing" itself, like there are 12 blinker lights going off
>>216879716Like Leto II you can notice it by the absence of something, when Plurbs omit something in their answer, give vague answers you noticed that they answered you all the same.
>>216879768Or not. Maybe the signal wasnt really tailored for us, it was something totally different to the aliens who created it, we just got unluck to mess with something not meant to us.
>>216879814I doubt it.
she smol
Was it explained why animals are not pluberd? The rats were so I wonder why not the rest
>>216879685My headcanon is they literally don't have anything better to do. Giving up on basically all other living distraction, they have three life meaning projects1. Understand their own nature better scientifically2. Big ass antenna to blast radio waves into space until the sun blows up3. Play irl sims with the unplurbedTheir nature makes it so they have to legitimately try to win over the surviving humans, but I think it enjoys the process. Like, 99% of the conflict and interesting in human life is either struggling with nature or conflict and ambitions with other humans. The plurbis has none of the latter, and has near totally mastered the former except for the whole starvation thing.
>>216879837No. It seems like they could plurb them, but choose not to.
>>216879308
>to produce medicine you need to extract ingredients from plants and animals >there is so much you can do by grinding rocks for minerals to make medicine People mentioned that plurbs will starve but nobody noticed that eventually they will get their medicine cabinets empty and they the lost the means to produce new medicine?
>>216879903Yeah there's no way they can survive even at a stone age level. They'll set an automated plurb transmitter and just go extinct.
>>216879814dude space crabs lmao
>>216879903They will be reduced to a small population, living in primitive communes.
let it go anons, what can you EVEN discuss at this pointthis thing will die faster than the BCS threads
>go to dad’s house for holidays>he starts talking about how he loves Pluribus and feels like it might be even better than Breaking Bad>we watch the finale together>during the intro sequence his dumb gf asks who Kusimayu is and he says “we don’t know”>after the intro sequence he applauds>when it shows the counter at 60 days after Zosia and Carol talk about Manousos coming he’s convinced that, rather than just displaying the counter a little late, it must mean that Carol’s memory was wiped after meeting Manousos>when Carol says “I don’t speak ‘snap’” he shouts “HA!!!!!”>when Zosia lies on the floor and starts convulsing he predicts Manousos poisoned her>when there’s some meaningless “clever” shot transition of two circles getting overlaid he yells “OH WOW! WOW THAT IS A REALLY GOOD THING VINCE JUST DID!”>episode ends and he immediately says it was the best one everThe scariest part is I think the average viewer may be even dumber.
>>216880083save it for the therapist appointment next time nonny my dad sucks too
>>216880083I regret reading that, is that how the average Pluribus episode feels??
Will they introduce Carol es Turca in season 2?
>>216880083Your dad sounds fun and based and you sound like a cringe son
>>216880198It’s Carol S. Turca.The S stands for Stupid.
>>216880208Only one of us was cringing, so if you act like that I sincerely sympathize with the people around you.
>>216880083Your dad may be plurbed
hiveman is correct, your shitty little "culture" and "race" don't matter. The future is singularity
>>216879931I'm working on a highly condensed edit which I will stick on gofile when it's done
>>216880240Zoomers don't understand inspect element edits
>>216880242Looking forward to pointing out an important scene moment you cut
>>216879837They don’t need to be.
>>216880242based, I will now watch your show
Why don't the brulps don't invest their resources on designing genetically modified humans or robots with a separate hivemind that is allowed to murder, lie and cause suffering? This hivemind in question would have a failsafe shutoff linked to the master hivemind in case they go rogue. The primary hivemind can invest their resources on building the reproductive antenna array while the other hivemind farms crops and slaughters animals. You're welcome Vince, you can use this idea in season 2 for free.
>We love your books Carol, the same way we love Shakespeare and tiny pieces of slightly moldy cheese under the fridgeuhhh guys, I think that mouse was plurbed after all
pluribus would make more sense if Carol was 21 years old
>>216880343pluribus makes sense because the protagonist is a woman
>>216880332They can't intentionally program something to hurt or kill. Are you not watching it?
where is leak anon to finish the plurb leaks. i remember you nigga you corectly spoiled everything up to the finale.
>>216880242not interested in something by someone who doesn't understand the point of the show is following carol
>>216880358They can start programming the other hivemind without the ability to kill or hurt, and just before it's finished, they invite a human to the lab to "accidentally" put in the last piece in the puzzle that allows it to kill and hurt.
>>216880361There is nothing to spoil, creator(not even all writers of season 1) may have a rough outline of the show overall but season 1 is all that is exist
name 2 good reasons why she was hired to play kusimayu
>>216880401Although to clarify, this other hivemind would still not hurt humans.
>>216879181calling it slow implies that something happens or it's going anywhere
Audience can like an unlikable female character only if the actress is hot, then all is forgiven
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrIQLiB3HPIShow introduced me to this song so therefore it is kino top to bottom. Bien hecho Vinceremos!
>>216880279Thanks lmao>>216880389Don't worry, she'll still be the main character, for lack of enough material of the other characters
>slowly shuffles over to you>disarms you at the speed of molasses>knocks you out by lightly touching you (you stand perfectly still so he can land the hit)>agonisingly bends over, knees creaking and back aching, to lazily search you for whatever he was afterLiterally Me: Boomer Edition
>>216880401They might not be willing to do that. Coumadin Diabetes said they the immunites had tried to suggest robotic farming, but the plurbs weren't willing to program such machines.
If carol really loved zosia she would be learning programming to make apple picking robot for her
>>216879308Breaking Bad generals weren't much betterhttps://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/16842446/
just saw the finalepretty solid, except the fact carols character is a disaster and 2 full episodes at least are seemingly cut that explain her 180 from the start of the season beyond by just saying shes a retarded depressed lesbian
>>216880408>she cuteSimple as.
>>216878774that's just because the season 2 finale is going to be called "78 Seconds" (they won't actually explain the significance until S3E06)
Pluribussy
>>216880472That's a good point but the way they're willing to provide weapons of mass destruction to any human that asks for it shows that they're willing and eager to be an accomplice to mass murder and nuclear fallout as long as they *technically* don't do it themselves and only provide someone else the means to do it.
>>216880553You're late
>>216879925i don't think living off "apples that fall from the tree" is at all possible, even it very small communities. even if they lived on an orchard there is not going to be enough fruit dropping daily to feed people, when it's out of season there will be no food. milking cows (something they said they are allowed to do) won't be enough especially since the cows have to sustain themselves on grass. then you have to take into account how they are getting clean water. if a good source is not close by then plurbs will have to haul it. this surviavl strategy will not have enought manpower to pull off and if you add more plurbs to solve it then you will blow pass the carrying capacity of the dropped fruit at the orchard. where we starve one we starve all
>>216878277>>216878327they wanted it to seem like shes tried every measure and explored every avenue and then she just gives up and wants to get laid with the hivemind yet she's still fully going through with this retarded tantrum phase when she knows she has a potentially ally with answers who's coming up to join with her. they kinda dropped the ball here by having her impetus out of depression come from being confronted with her joining the hivemind instead of it being when manouso knocks sense into her. now she just looks like a genuine retard instead of someone with strong convinctions that just had a momentary lapse of judgement that let her guard down.
>>216877237>Nothing happenedBravo Vince!Still liked it despite the glacial story progression
>Atom bombRetarded. Us hasnt had "atom bombs" in many decades
>>216880640this. nuclear weapons are fake. wake up sheeple.
>>216880332i think i would try and explore if i could legalese the plurb. set it up in such a way that they can carry out farming plants and animals because the true resposibility falls on me not them. this is done by me having to spend a portion of my day signing off and stamping work orders to carry out the farming thus make me the true murderer of the plants and animals
>Atom bombGet on with the times granny and ask for a hydrogen bomb.
*cures plurbing*
>>216880709Carol is a boomer whore
>>216880640It could have been a North Korean or experimental Iranian one.
>>216880595Well, all apples fall eventually on their own. Same with other fruits and vegetables. As long as they can plant/grow plants they should be able to create a big enough orchard/garden to feed a small village. It's going to be really pathetic though. Even stone age tribes were better at survival than they are with their self-imposed rules. And they don't really have any defenses against predators.The virus really seems to be designed to destroy whatever civilization falls for it.
I gave Season 1 a fair shot.I will not be returning to watch Season 2
>>216881272I will be watching season 2 ironically like From and Yellowjackets
one of the survivors is mike ehrmantraut and he will be shown in season 2
>>216877237Took me this long to realize Zosia is a stripper and Carol is a stripper simp
>>216881272I will be watching season 2 to negate you not watching it
>>216880493Thread looks comfy and kinough
>>216881283I watched Season 1 ironically. It was so bad I can't even ironically watch another season
>>216881391What's more embarassing, that Carol scene or Skyler's happy birthday song?
I still don't understand why animals aren't effected Why would something from 600 light years away only effect humans?
>>216881481what would be the point of plurbing animals? they have 10 iq and only instinct
>>216881283I'm planning on watching Yellowjackets next. I always see Soapy posted on the board but have never actually seen something she's in.
>>216879736Pretty much, control virus that enslaves the population of a planet and puts it to work to preserve the planet for later use by the aliens who made the virus. And a second mission is to send out the signal further in to the galaxy to potential alien planets. A self replicating virus that keeps spreading, could even be that the original aliens who made the virus arent even around anymore, but the bioweapon they made just keeps on spreading uncontrolled among the galaxy like a cancer.
>>216877237It's disturbing how there are people who don't think the Plurbs are evil just because they act nice. The poor Peruvian girl clearly died when she huffed the poison since she obviously cares about her pet animals and whatever she became doesn't.
>>216881531It has many cute girls but dont expect it to be good
I'm surprised the guy from Yemen isn't going against the hive. If he sings the Muslim call to prayer I take it he's a religious Muslim so he'd think the plurbs were demons, witchcraft, or an evil spirit
>>216881481It's a bioweapon for targeting civilizations. It probably has "code" for only affecting species that are above a certain intelligence threshold.
>>216881178Plurbs would die from diseases and infections the moment their stockpiles of medicine were gone. Medicine uses organic components that can be only harvested from living sources, which plurbs are locked on from acquiring.
>>216881595It's funny that the only people who aren't completely unbothered by everyone being turned into a suicidal hivemind are people from the New World. Chinks, jeets, negro French, nobody gives a fuck
if you want a good show to refresh your palette The Knick is incredibly underrated
>>216881481Because it was designed that way. It probably requires a certain brainpower to work
I don't care about the eggs because Carol won't get Plurbed so it's an irrelevant waste of time, like the rest of the showthat said if she does get Plurbed and the show becames about Manousous I would be happybut it won'tbecause nothing ever happens in Pluribus
Manousos is unfathomably based
>>216881654Manousos is going to get so demonized just to prop up carol next season.
>>216881639>Dr. John Thackery, the Chief Surgeon at the New York Knickerbocker Hospital, is pressured by hospital benefactors to hire a Black Assistant Chief.Sell me on it because the first episode synopsis did not
>>216881664I watch for he
>>216877237When I saw the trailer for this show was my first thought was:>Oh, it's a mini-show, no way they can stretch a story about hivemind and single woman more than a few episodes, alone a seasonBut somehow Vince did, mostly by stretching everything out.Like so much of the run time is devoted time filling, like Carol listening to the same phone message for the 10th time in the same episode.
>>216881654No shot she gets plurbed, why would a plurbed individual show feet in every episode? Very hard for Vince to write around that
What I don't get about the RNA virus is how it could work on human beings if it came from a distant civilization - are we really expected to believe that aliens 5000 lightyears away also share our same DNA - or even have a "DNA" to begin with?This would explain why animals are not affected, by the way.
>>216880358They are literally building the infection sattelite dish and they fucking know whichever planet picks up the signal will/might suffer enormous casulties like Earth.That "muh we cant harm" shit is retarded.
>Fundamental mystery that the show barely progresses>Unnecessary romantic side plots>Convoluted communication methods (Video recorder vs translator app)This show is just a worse version of Severance
>>216881481Because the humans had to possess the intelligence to synthesise the virus you stupid faggot – animals do not. It's a filter for intelligence, though any sufficiently Intelligent and ADVANCED civilisation wouldn't make the virus BECAUSE THAT'S FUCKING RETARDED.
So what do the plurbs even do all dayother than building a satelite dishthey apparently don't farm where did they all fuck off to and what are they doing
My theory>when the hive virus spread it killed everybody on earth>and then restarted the bodies and took control>but there is a percentage of the population who was too damaged in the plurb to restart and those are now the food source>when they run out of that they are going to start eating other hive mind humans, the hivemind wont mind, still +10 billion people that can be eaten. >the endgoal is to reduce the hivemind population to a much smaller size, a skeletoncrew that runs the new signal beacon they are building. >and the endgoal of the hivemind virus is achieved, wiped out the human population and made a new signal that spreads out further in to the galaxy to other aliens that can get plurbed.
>it's another stuff actually happens while carol is asleep so we don't get to see it15 million per episode btw
>>216881664No he is retarded. Avoiding the endless resources from plurbs while trying to find a cure is the most stupid shit you can do.Well, second most stupid shit. That retard tried to cross one of the most dangerous area on the earth.
>>216881595Probably the plurbs keep playing pretend to keep him calm. >his daily yells>plurbs go to a mosque >he enters home>plurbs disperse>rinse and repeat
>>216877381Agreed. The dialogue about happiness chemicals is probably foreshadowing the fact that none of the Plurbed humans are actually happy.
>>216881748>15 million per episode btwThese shows dont actually cost that much, it's a taxfraud thing.
>>216877366GirlsOutWest spinoff episode?
What if Carol gets plurbed but Manousos unplurbs her
>>216881767He is stubborn and principled, not stupid.
>>216878858I put this off to the fact that the plurbs have been manipulating and already unstable mind for 2 months.
>>216881783>NOOOO MANOUSOS LET ME BACK I WAS WITH HELEN OR WHATEVER MY DEAD DYKE GFS NAME WAS100% a carol thing to do
>>216881735>Because the humans had to possess the intelligence to synthesise the virus you stupid faggotthey still had to spread the virus through chemtrails dipshit
>>216877270>Plot point foreshadowed from literally a billion light years away and as clear as the sun Yeah you really got us there Anon.
>>216881703RNA apparently forms very easily, according to latest research, and is ideal for carrying data. It's likely the building block of all life.
>>216881721>Unnecessary romantic side plotsExcept in Severance it is seamlessly weaved into the plot adding even more mystery and raises interesting questions. In Pluribus it is done very clunky, Carol hates plurbs, then enters a romantic relationship with them like it's "enemies to lovers" fanfic
>>216881627I'm not the least bit surprised all the Asians are happy with it since they're collectivists who don't value individuality. The girl in Africa is too young and the guy from Sardinia too old. I hope we get a Koumba flashback to his life before the joining.
>>216881743They just stand motionless if there's nothing to be done
Imagine if you had to work with Carol fuck it just plurb me
>>216881703Calling it a virus is a misnomer. It's not a natural virus that evolved on its own. Maybe if you added "computer" virus in front it would be a better comparison. The aliens sent a biological machine similar to a computer program that runs on RNA and adapts to whatever RNA based life it finds. The human researchers thought it didn't do anything because it took a while for it to adapt to Earth life and humans in particular.
>>216881746>>when the hive virus spread it killed everybody on earthNo. Carol almost managed to bring back real zoshia. Virus probably activates a portion of the brain and enhances it to connect to all other plurbs.
>>216881703Because those same ingredients for life were formed when the extant material from the proto-planetary disk was reheated by the sun as it inevitably moved closer in orbit. The ingredients are not special.
>>216881819>japanese guy>Why peopre say word changed? Everything is normar in Tokyo. I don't refet my room anywayFigures.
Where's your dark forest deterrence now, bitch? Get plurb'd
>>216881178you can't feed a small village because the fruit only falls for a few months a year. and each it's not like every tree drops fruit every day either. to have enough trees the orchard starts to become massive and then if people are spending all day walking across this massive orchard looking for the day's food then you have no one to do all the other jobs that are required. if you get more people to do those jobs then you need more food and the orchard get's even bigger, distant trees even further away. I don't think you will be able to find a balance between the manpower needed to work the small community and the amount of food you procure from fruit falling from trees and milk from cows.not even taking into account what kind of macronutrients you will have from a diet of just a small number of fruits, milk and water. number of fallen fruits ruined by pests, 9 months of the year your main souce of calories are out of season and so no food
its a metaphor for addiction
Cat guy from Istanbul will appear in s2 and be the main protag after Carol gets plurbed.
>>216881834I bet everyone in the plurb is laughing at Zosia for being on the Carol detailimagine having to be all like damn, Carols, you fuckin fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both as plurb and before the plurbening
Can you guys think of a reason to bring Zosia back in season 2? All I can think of is they end up not being able to make a plurb virus with Carol's eggs
>>216881858>Carol almost managed to bring back real zoshiaI don't think so. That was still just a malfunctioning node of the plurb. Didn't seem like real Zosia to me.
>>216881799Suck my dick you retarded fucking faggot
>>216881614If the show goes on to season 3 I expect there to be scenes revealing that plurbs outside of the survivors' points of view are starting to look more like traditional zombies.>All of human civilization's efforts are directed to building the Great Antenna for Propagating Evil(GAPE)>The only exception is what's needed to keep the survivors entertained and complacent>Oh 100,000 plurbs got sick with the flu? Sorry we ran out of medication a month ago and the only remaining stuff has been designated For Survivors Only. Sick plurbs just take their clothes off and walk into the desert to prevent spreading the illness, or simply jump into boiling vats to be cooked alive>Oh all the parasites and other nasty bugs that we kept at bay for eons are coming back? No, no slapping mosquitos allowed. No anti-tapeworm medication allowed>Uhhh is that a fungal infection? Sorry chud, fungus are alive too!If the show was ballsier, a lot of those plurbs would be naked or wearing completely mismatched clothes now that it's Day 70+. Fashion doesn't matter, only the cloths' utility in offering protection from the elements. The hivemind probably keeps certain chunks of humanity operating mostly normally(roleplaying basically) for the survivors and everywhere else it's a Soviet commissar's wet dream of total mobilization, absolute rationing, all useless mouths being culled off, people rotting alive from parasites and bug bites and infections and shit.
>>216881767>No he is retarded. Avoiding the endless resources from plurbs while trying to find a cure is the most stupid shit you can do.You are retarded and would be the first to be converted in a Body Snatcher invasion. He literally did not know how people's souls were getting snatched. It could have been the food or anything. He had no idea he was physically immune to a space virus.
>>216881901It's completely impossible, not even animals live that way. Monkeys pick fruit. Humans didn't evolve for such limited food supply
>>216881743They keep facilities, they gather and them process dead bodies to make their milk, they do research on the virus/how to plurb the rest, they keep tabs on the survivors. >where they goZosia explained, they established communal havens/sleeping/resting places using larger buildings. They work, they return to the hive, they perform personal hygiene, they sleep, rinse and report.
>>216881858>Carol almost managed to bring back real zoshiaWhere is this stupid fucking cope coming from?
I would try to resist but eventually I would definitely have a QT spokesperson come attend to me because I'd be lonelyThe show isn't wrong I'd be just like Carol as much as I hate to say it
>>216881972People misremembering the truth drug scene
>>216881912>horrific androgynous monster face.That zoomed in camera shot of Carol's face as she figured out they took her eggs was so unflattering. Wtf happened to Rhea. It's not just getting older. She had a very manly looking jaw and chin.
>>216881941He had no excuse after getting the tapes from Carol you dingus. Especially after he gets saved by plurbs.
>>216881901As long as the retain some technology they can make the fruits last all year. Pretty sure your supermarket has apples all year long out of season. Requires cooling though, so electricity.Also different fruits and vegetables grow in different seasons. And there are some things we don't usually eat because they don't taste great like acorns. Only in winter you will find really find nothing to eat. But you can pickle/salt most foods to stay good even without cooling tech.
>>216881928Zosia is going to be carrying Carols baby and if Carol wants to nuke the Plurbs she's going to have to nuke the baby as well.
>invite hot plurb babes over>invite them to start pissing on me, as is my aristocratic fetish>they refuse because it's unsanitaryAlright, it's nuclear brinksmanship time
>>216881972How was i supposed to interpret the fucking hospital scene? Plurbs were literally trying to deafen Carol to Zoshia's words.
>>216882001>It's not just getting older. She had a very manly looking jaw and chin.Yes, losing fat and collagen indeed makes you look old and masculine. You retard.
>>216881937Plurbs would probably using textile factories to make functional equal uniforms to just protect their bodies. Then again it falls short after sometime because they would, again, need organic components to make clothes.
>>216882003Milking cows and goats is not killing them. The whole no food thing is a literal plot hole hamfisted into the series to create urgency.
Do the plurbs procreate?
>>216882029Zosia seemed to be trying to tell Carol how to unplurb, but that doesn't mean she was herself unplurbed.>Is it making to you sad not to tell me the truth?She was still a plurb, but overwhelmed by the truth drug almost to the point over overcoming her mental block against telling
>>216882029>Plurbs were literally trying to deafen Carol to Zoshia's words.You need to go back and rewatch the show, anon. I think you were scrolling tiktok.
>>216882043They could use that horrible rock wool fibre the north koreans invented.
>>216881680well stylized, great tone, thoughtful writing. a lot of tension constantly. not preachy even though i guess it touches on race but in that topic it doesn't pull punches. main character (Thackery) is a pretty rampant but well-rounded racist and the show doesn't kick the viewer down for enjoying him
>>216882029>Plurbs were literally trying to deafen Carol to Zoshia's words.She wasn't even speaking, let alone unplurbed
>>216879831Who wears scuff protectors on the red carpet? Is he autistic IRL too?
>>216881746I figure that it won't even maintain it, just build a huge signal generator with all remaining resources and then die once it's reproduced. The real question is how much creativity and independent action it can achieve along with how much data is contained within the genetic code from previous plurb planets.If it can think independently (which it should as it can synthesise new injections) then it might have a happy ending, if it has additional informational/mutations from previous plurbing then we should start seeing cool alien stuff soon. But I don't see either happening, the show is about the human characters with the hive mind just being the plot device of utopia and Carol being unable to be happy or not act like a complete cunt to everyone around her - that's the story and the only resolution will be her accepting plurbing or she'll die in an ironic fashion.>>216881772I don't think Vince slipped in the line of how happiness hormones are tied to the evolution of empathy and togetherness without that being meant to be literal. He's not the kind of writer and it doesn't track to how you can feel at large sports events and music festivals.>>216881819>I'm not the least bit surprised all the Asians are happy with it since they're collectivists who don't value individualityWhy is this such a common view among Americans while at the same time they will watch live leak videos and laugh at Chinese corruption? The hive mind stuff was 1950s propaganda, in reality China NEEDS Confucian and legalist ethics to stop them going completely nuts. If the Great Firewall of China ever drops we'll quickly find out that it was just as much keeping them in as us out.>>216881937I'm pretty sure they can kill bacteria, fungus and plants incidentally. Think about it, they wouldn't be able to walk on grass otherwise, take a bath or cook food - and they've stated that they won't be killing new animals for the humans.
>>216879831Rhea looks hotter in real life
>>216882062>She was still a plurb, but overwhelmed by the truth drug almost to the point over overcoming her mental block against tellingOk this might be it.
>>216881935Why are you so angry? Are you jewish and still seething over everyone talking about what a nice christmas they had?
Good episode
>>216882002They literally infected the food supply of planet Earth you dumbass and will do it again to their food once they create a modified virus. You wouldn't last five minutes in a Body Snatcher invasion.
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>>216882119>jewishRent free
>>216881986Yeah pretty much. It reminds me of when Cara Delevingne was big 10 years back and as much as we'd seethe about her it was obvious that if she paid attention to me (or any of us) then she could literally spit in our mouth and I'd love it.Only a complete weeb could save us with 2D love.
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>>216878811Things actually happen on Desperate Housewives.
>>216883012I think I actually watched a season of that once and I can't remember anything about it. Meanwhile I have Mano asking "to whom do the coats belong" playing on repeat in the back of my head.
the fact that women, specially feminists and lesbian see this as a love story really makes me realize they are dumb as shit. Holy fuck
>>216880408I thought her seizure during her plurbening was good. It scared me
Pluribus might not be the best show of all time, but it's certainly the most plurb show of all time