Now that the dust has settled, what is the final verdict?
>>216878706Im pretty sure gillian has always had a long red horse vagina thats kinda loose but really warm
>>216878751WOW!
>>216878751what a comforting thought
>>216878751Viscerally mammalian description that my ancient caveman understands
>watching this as a teenager: omg this is scary>watching this as an adult: wow, pretty tame and comfy
>>216878706>Filmed in Vancouver = Kino>Filmed in Los Angeles = SlopSimple as!
>>216878706Kino
>>216878932Why did women in the 90s look so fucking hot, you couldn't find a woman even remotely as attractive among zoomers
>>216878967Careful or the Sarah Gadon poster will come out.
up to like season 6 is kinoup to the end of the original run you need to ignore any actual plot eps but might enjoy some monster of the week ones.revival? what revival?
>>216878706It suffered from trying to have an over arching plot without knowing where it wanted to go with it's plotlines, and being a serialized TV show that went on for too long. You can see this by fact that they open and close the x files department like 20 times
>>216878751David Duchovny hands wrote this post
>>216879090Im honoured
>>216879051Your post suffers from trying too hard to sound smart, faggot
>>216878706>Now that the dust has settledI FUCKING HATE MAGGOTS WHO SAY THAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>216878995I don’t get the dislike for season 6. Has a lot of fun episodes. Just rewatched How The Ghost Stole Christmas. Iwatch The Rain King every Valentine. 3 of a Kind with the Lone Gunmen is good. Drive is great and pretty much the prototype to Breaking Bad. Season 7 is when it went to shit
MOTW episodes are the only ones worth watching. The mythology got worse as it went along
>>216879117I actually meant up to season 7 so my badthe problem is they wrote themselves into a bit of a corner of the myth arc in 6 with how the whole rebels thing played out. shit went downhill from there
>>216878995This. Up to 6, inclusive. Monster of the week only after that.
>>216878706>Mulder and Scully episodeI sleep.>Skinner episodeREAL SHIT
I like to watch X-files with no lights on. IT’S BEEN-
>>216878706Why is she makes such photo?! Is a slut?
>>216879613What are some other pop hits that end wistfully?
>>216879595Why is Skinner so enjoyable to watch?
>>216878706Only good thing was the introhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v4-GcS1UQyg
>>216878706The last season was great. Even though the sexual ties between Mulder and Scully had been played out, they were still well integrated into subroutines of today.
How did she do the sort of lazy eye all the time and why is it so hot?>>216878947
>>216878706Great when it's about Mulder and Scully investigating weird cases.Complete fucking horse shit when it's about the global conspiracy or T-1000 and the other lady
>>216878706my verdict is:>it was a different time.
Daphne DuMaurier
>>216878706I'm on my first watch. Scully is distractingly cute! And Mulder is a legit great role model. The show is proof the old 90s film techniques were the best, and the writing is just another level or two above what we get now.
>>216878706should have ended with season 3 coogler shouldn't really be remaking it but if he does he should get mark mckenna to play mulder
it do be like that
>>216880663
Monster of the week was good, the main plot was garbage
>>216878706Post Gillians I guess.
>>216882879The mytharc was mostly fine from season 2 until the syndicate gets killed off.
>>216882079I have to agree.
>>216880244for me its his odd head turning on every second word and how he delivers every line with the ferocity of a silenced shotgun.
>>216882925>Feet not in frameFucking hack photographer
>>216878706>202 episodes not counting the movies and the revival seasonsJesus, how do you niggas do it?It would take you the better part of a year to watch The X-Files in its entirety if you watch 1 episode per day. How do you even take on such a time commitment?
>>216883579There's no rush.
>>216883579Was better to have been there when it aired. I wouldn't have the patience for it now.
>>216883579Here is what I discovered. The old shows were not designed to be watched in sequence and binged. People would watch an episode a week. And shows were wrote and designed for that. So, what I have been doing when watching old shows is I will select several old shows, and alternate watching an episode of each. So I might watch an X-Files episode every couple days. Makes watching it feel fresh. It actually is a fun way to do it. And I had to get out of the mindset that the purpose of watching a show was to complete it. The purpose is just to enjoy the episodes as I watch them. Which is how people used to watch those shows. Watch the weekly episode, enjoy it, and move on with life.
>girl dinner
>>216878706The first 5 seasons are almost unimpeachable. Season 6 is a mixed bag with some gems but misses more than it hits. Season 7 is bad, but I like a few episodes (even "Closure"). Season 8 is better than people give it credit for. Season 9 is awful. https://youtu.be/fAHSb5WwADU?si=MLQmLlBOCw52qO-v
post the 5 SCARIEST episodes, Now.i aint talking just mysterious/odd or a lil spooky. im talking silent hill levels of horror
>>216884967Home genuinely made me ill. The prolonged scene where the Mother Fuckers break into the sheriffs house and beat him and his wife to death while the song played made me super uneasy.
>>216885078>Homefuck off faggit. its not supernatural SCARY horror. its just inbred hillbilly garbage.I want true terror, Home is meeega overrated
>>216879595Skinman actually get shit done while schizo Mulder sits in his office and jerks off to aylmaos
>>216885078Quintessential normalfag post.
>>216880663Decent sanpaku + unsynchronised blinking (more common that you think)
>>216878759Sup Gil.
>>216878967No plastic surgery
>>216885208>>216885393shut the fuck your mouth you pair of cum sponges. Hillbillys scare me, that was the question.
They also made some clips on the feelings from Skullyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCUklXRaenw
>>216878967I think women had better sense or something. TikTok puts out only retarded crap to get clicks, its not really always necessarily clickbait to say dress and use makeup conservatively and wear a nice hairstyle. TikTok became reality for so many though.
>>216885729>i-is that an ugly human being?! aAAAAaiieeeEEEee!!!pathetic chicken pussy ass.
>>216885930I was pretty busy in 1997. Guess I missed that. Did that thing get Mtv air time?
>>216883579>zoomers think it's a "commitment" to watch a series you like
>>216885995yeah? i dont see your point?ugly people are gross?
>>216886060They have the attention spans of a fucking golden retriever. The Internet has been really bad for mine.
>>216878932Season 6 is good thoughbeit
>>216884967Die Hand Die Verletzt. It's not outright scary in a spooky kind of way but rather bleak.
>>216880193Fastlane - Fire Escape
>>216882079>And Mulder is a legit great role model.How so?
>>216886495On the surface, Mulder is admirable in ways that are easy to overlook because he never flaunts them. He’s fit, disciplined, and intellectually sharp, with a mind shaped by serious reading rather than trends or noise. His humor is dry and understated, never crude or attention‑seeking, and he carries his competence lightly—he’s good at what he does without ever being performative about it. Even before you get to his deeper qualities, he models a kind of grounded, adult masculinity that’s confident without being loud, capable without being self‑congratulatory, and curious without being naïve.Beneath that exterior, though, are the virtues that make Mulder genuinely compelling. He pursues truth with a stubborn moral courage that doesn’t bend to ridicule, institutional pressure, or personal cost. He’s willing to be the outsider if that’s what integrity demands, yet he treats others—especially Scully—with respect, openness, and a willingness to be challenged. He’s emotionally honest in a world that rewards detachment, and he maintains a defiant hope even when the universe seems chaotic or hostile. Mulder’s deeper virtue is that he refuses to let cynicism have the last word; he keeps caring, keeps searching, and keeps believing that meaning is real and worth fighting for.
>>216882079I everyone here is a fucking weirdo but:>Mulder is a role modelFucking what??
>>216887230Nevermind.>>216887216
>>216887302Sorry, it took me a while reply, and i needed an AIs help. My brain is suffering for a bit of excessive merry making lol
>>216878932Explain second movie and revival seasons. Filmed in Vancouver and slop.
>>216887849me, I'll stop after the sixth seasons. are the movies worth it?
>>216878706The movie fucking sucked. It was billed as the ending to the series and it was nothing but a muddled, garbage storyline. Only the second time I've ever seen multiple people get up and walk the fuck out, halfway through a movie.
>>216888437The 1998 one?
>>216887849That took place after Vancouvers transformation into Hongcouver was complete.
>>216888505M-Mommy!
>>216887216You're absolutely right!
>>216887216Mulder is a schizo who just happened to be right about the aliens. His entire life has been about coping with the death of his sister which landed him in an office where he got to focus on anomalies
>>216887873The movies are just extended tv episode-tier
too much talk, post Gillian
>>216888692
>>216888692Rare, I think.
>>216888730based, added to the collection
>>216888794For the most part, we've all already seen them all.
>>216888689The first one yes, the second one is just shit.
>>216878932>Now that the dust has settled, what is the final verdict?
>>216884735
>>216878706
>>216878706I like bringing up that episode Home, great episode.You know the one.Where they have the inbred mom on a cart with no arms and legs that they keep under a bed.Wheel her out with her inbred sons to do more inbreeding.Pop out mutant inbred babies.Great episode.
>>216889897i want Scully to bite my ears and cock and spank my cock and also spank the balls, lightly
The weird thing is despite both actors being sex addicts IRL they never actually did it. They actually are just platonic friends.
>>216889596undoubtedly I'd return the favor
>>216879595Same here. Skinner is Kino, also CSM.
>>216883775This guy watches television shows and films
>>216888505She's the true Xfile
>>21688850592, 96, 02, 15, 21
>>2168885051995>>>>
>>216888505For me it's 96/97. Quagmire is the hottest she's been in the show itself.
>>216878706Shes a pig but in a good way
It's two shows mashed together and one of those shows is pretty fun and the other is melodramatic dogshit.
>>216878967I think it was the cameras and not being fat.
>>216890686>gillian will never rim your ass clean, and then passionately make out with you afterwardsJust kill me already, life isn't worth living
>>216890879just make an effort to meet her
>>216890031No, they never admitted to it publicly because it would hurt their careers.
>>216879613The line is,>We're dans la masoine
>>216890937How would that even go? "Hi Mrs Anderson, I was wondering if you'd be so kind as to rim my asshole clean, and make out with me aftwerwards haha?"
Mulder is a porn-addicted conspiracy theory-believer working for the FBI and he gets to shag women
>>216890031Gillian has a sex addict physiognomy
I'm gonna be honest I don't care for season 4. There's only about 4, maybe 5 good episodes in that entire season. Chupacabra episode and golem episode were especially dogshit, to say nothing of the mytharc.
>>216890705which one is which?
>>216891284How did they manage to find two sex addicts to lead a show about conspiracy shit?
>>216891324Paper Hearts and Small Potatoes do a lot of heavy lifting that season, but yeah it's mostly stinkers.
>>216891324Disagree.
>>216891152You'd be surprised how easy it is to be upfront with women. All depends on the setting, cant ask something like that at a supermarket but maybe at the local V.F.W. on a Friday night around 11:30
>>216891152idk just get to talk to her in any setting and flirt a bit, she'll do the rest
>>216892309>cant ask something like that at a supermarketsays you
>>216888505I wish women still had those 90s hairstyles
>>216889958I'm pretty sure FX and other cable channels that used to run X Files reruns still skipped that episode. I'm not sure how that one and the one where Satan took the form of a substitute teacher and had eyes and hearts in her desk drawer made it onto network TV.
>>216894050Shut the fuck up reddit
>>216890970are you serious? they started the whole shipping thing back in the 90s, people got internet access just to talk about how much they loved those two
>>216888505>2003
>>216890031They fucked when they filmed the pilot, you little retard.
>>216879267Nah the big budget myth episodes they made as season openers/closers or for sweeps week are some of the best TV from the 90s.
>>216883428for me it's the 90s underwear
>>216894619Kill yourself faggot scum
>>216894619I'm straight but skinner is Daddy af
>>216888457I don't know what that anon is talking about. The first movie was advertised as "The Truth is Coming", but not much was revealed, and the little that was, was ingnored by the following seasons of tv show. It was never advertised as being the end of anything, 'cause season 6 (and 7) were already set in stone before the movie's premiere. The second movie, was a cheapo production 20th Century Fox threw out there because of the writer's strike, but at least they were transparent about it being a standalone story not tied to the alien invasion conspiracy.
>>216878706Just rewatched "Shapes", excellent episode that I never really appreciated on first viewing
>>216878706I never thought this bitch was attractive. I think my wife is way more attractive and the best thing is she shaves her pubes before sex without me having to tell her.
>>216895727>le ghost wolf spirit native american mumbo jumboyeah that's a regular skip for me dawg
>>216895295Every guy born after 1989 is at least half a fag, you're proof of that.
>>216891083Nobody knows that tho
>>216883579>>216883681>>216883775My colleague at work said there was a period every year that he would rematch them all. He also told me there is different styles: watch all the way through, watch just the main story episodes or just the bottle episodes.He was also really nice, but maybe abit low iq and very working class. Maybe he'd have been smarter given the opportunity. He did tell me once that he thought old sightings of aliens could just have been bald Chinese people.
>>216878706Show was kino when it first started, but watching it now it's a huge hit or miss, mostly a miss.Also did the fug?
>>216897257The actual plot building story arc episodes suck
>>216878932I can see her areola
>>216897757OH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHTIT'S A SLIGHT HINT OF PINKI'M COOMING
>>216897287I must be one of the only ones who actually preferred those. They were kino. The whole alien conspiracy, abductions and government coverup/involvement made my 10 year old imagination run wild, especially since I was listen to Art Bell at the time. The monster of the week episodes went from amazing, to just plain bad television.
>>216879090>me when I fail the captcha the third time when trying to make a shittpost thread on /tv/
>>216898888Based digits. I also really enjoyed the conspiracy stuff. For me, that's the X-Files. MotW was like just Mulder Scully fan fiction.
>>216878706The final verdict is... highly classified.
>>216878706Still my favorite show of all time for the first 7 seasons before everyone started leaving and everything went to shit in seasons 8 and 9.
im doing a rewatch and am on season 3 and forgot Giovanni Ribisi and Jack Black were in an episode together, and a bit before that was Hank from breaking bad. Its actually kinda crazy just how many known actors guest starred since the beginning.
>>216890370is this real
>>216898947i knew the truth was out there, it was right here the whole time
>>216899583I sure hope so
>>216880244because he's actually a goodish actor
>>216900299true, also they had interesting stories for him
>>216885650I hope you're right and she read it, kek
>>216899583What's to doubt here?
this actually happened
>>216878751
>>216903687what episode?
>>216882925
I was hyped for it as I'd never seen it, but quit halfway through season 1 after realizing it was all monster of the week episodes
>>216904445I like the idea of the show better than the show even if some episodes are very fun.
>>216904445Dumb fuck zoomer
>>216904435>NOOOO DON'T GRASP MY ROOT
Literally me.
>>216904445there's a few story episodes at the beginning and end of each season. that's literally what makes it so easy to watch
>>216905200
>>216878751cozy
>>216878967microplastics and hormones and more walkable cities
>>216885519is the unsynchronized blinking an evolutionary advantage because one eye can still see?
>>216878967Lower quality recording devices and less people in front of them.
>>216878751I'd run a multi-hour lingual examination to confirm your hypothesis if you know what I mean
>>216907676>formerly Chuck's
>>216878751what the fuck !
>>216907646fewer
>>216878751give us your insights on her butthole please
>>216878751you mean long as in long opening, or deep?
>>216886225That one is creepy, especially the ending.
It's a comfy show
>>216878706Possibly the best show of the 90s.
What was his problem /tv/?
>>216911460Its relaxed, a little blown out (if you stretch her cheeks really hard), but she has really great control on that thing. Imagine the difference between a sunday school teacher's handshake and handshaking a police officer out to prove his masculinity. Her backdoor has that range *on demand*. And she uses it.
>>216914964He was tsundere for Mulder.
>>216878751Bruh....
>>216915269Kill yourself faggot
>>216915122Sounds remarkably plausible. I just hope she uses this power for good
>>216915504(^з^)-
>>216883579Zoomers like you only know binge watching. Just loading slop into your brain Matrix style. You don't have any patience, you don't have any attention span.This is a TV show where you watch one episode every week or every couple of days. That way the show will easily last 2 - 2.5 years. It's all about the journey, not the destination, but normally it should be like that for everything in life, but you wouldn't get that anyways.Your brain is so fried, you'd literally listen to your favorite song on 2x speed so that you'll get to the end faster.
>>216887216Thanks ChatGPT. And all of that with only 3 em-dashes. Well done.
>>216888860Did she have a c-section?
>>216914964Obsessed with cucking Mulders
>>216916113looks like reflection from the railing
>>216917661she had something to think about after the railing?
>>216878706Inferior to Millennium in every way
>>216915593I do!
>>216878706why did they have such good chemistry? were they actually real friends (or fwb)?
The overarching plot makes 100% sense. People who think it doesn’t literally don’t understand what happened
>>216919415Like most female friends they just casually had sex. It’s a normal thing that happens if you’re friends with a woman for a long time. You both have tensions you need to relieve so you help eachother
>>216878706I'm on e7, paranormal things are confirmed and holy shit the Jersey devil is an awful episodeI can't believe it has so many seasons
>>216919510can this happen to me?
>>216919587Sure, just make a female friend and be around when she needs sexual relief Also don’t be fat, or ugly, or awkward
>>216919415According to them (Duchovny and Anderson), they were never particularly close. According to people that guest-starred in the show, there were points in time where there was plenty of anymosity between them (it got worse and worse after season 4).
>>216919484That doesn't make it good.
>>216878706Boomer Conspiracy slop that had 0 payoff. I watched the whole thing and it seemed some whacky storyline tookover since Season 6. I detest and disbelieve all this fucking nonsense about disclosure, it was all just a giant lie.
>>216919692why did you break my fantasy? delete this right now
>>216920161Just listen to his podcast. She can't pretend to give a shit about what he says. She probably still hates him, she was basically just there to shill her book about sex and feminist groups she's advocating for. He even pay walled the conversation about her new book. Sorry to burst your bubble https://youtu.be/9ph42jyVeVc
