>>216897916
I already miss them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh07rhLuMUs

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>>216897916
>2028

Vince is such a cunt. You just know he had Rhea spend all day paving the garden for real just so he could get that shot

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I’d be just like him except instead of a harem of the hottest women in the world I’d ask for Steve Austin, the Rock and 100,000 fans packed into a stadium to watch the triple threat match we put on

>>216897916
>2028
I'm sure new seasons used to come yearly in their earlier seasons. Leaving 2+ years used to only be for big shows with an established fanbase.

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What's next for her career?

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>>216898004

I wonder if the plurbs take orders from preplurb individuals. Maybe you can hack it.
>I give my stem cells on the condition that I, and only I, get to control the body that is now speaking after the joining.
All the happiness and none of the slavery

Gonna be honest, folks, I really don't like the decision to have the amerind smiling after getting plurbed. It would be much creepier and consistent if she just became an emotionless drone.

>entire episode dedicated to waste removal
Anyone who says Vince isn’t a self-indulgent little cunt is lying to you at this point

>>216898032
If you're still controlling yourself then there is no "joining" is there Nigga

>>216898023

>>216898073
Yes there is. I'm just the head plurb

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>>216898004
Apple is good at introducing "us" to international actors we otherwise would never have any exposure to. They are actually bringing the world closer together.

>>216898079
carol does such a great job of playing dumb

>>216898031

Rhea Seehorn's real name is Deborah but she said she got bullied for having the name "Deborah"

LMAOOOOOOOO DEBORAH

Please understand guys it takes 3 years and 50 million dollars to film 8 episodes of people talking in a cul de sac in front of a green screen that looks like a used car commercial. Pls understand ;(. Rea Seahag already looked like Yzma by the end of Season 1. God knows what horror she'll look like in season 2. Imagine being Zosia's actor in that scene with the swimsuits and having to not throw up.

I honestly thought Vince couldn't write anything worse than the 2nd episode of Breaking Bad but he did it multiple times this season

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Is voice translation in airplane mode really this good on iphone?

>On changing her name from Deborah, which was her first name, to Rhea, which was her middle name

I got a little chunky in puberty, and kids started yelling at me, "Hey, fat Debbie, do you want some more Little Debbie's?" (which are snack cakes.) … I was just like … I just need a fresh start. And I think I identify more with my middle name. And weirdly, there was no issue with kids that had known me forever. Everybody just sort of was like, "Yeah, that makes sense."

https://www.npr.org/2025/12/09/nx-s1-5634020/pluribus-rhea-seehorn-better-call-saul

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>>216897955
>2028

>>216898179
>I honestly thought Vince couldn't write anything worse than the 2nd episode of Breaking Bad
Could you write anything better? If so, prove it!

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>>216898027

>>216898155
Call me oldfashioned but I think Rhea is weirder than Deborah. Sounds like rear

>>216898250
>Sounds like rear
No it doesn't

>>216898226
I wouldn't have aired it. Problem solved

>>216898250
It's pronounced "Ray".

>>216898264
So the show would've been over after one episode? That's the opposite of "problem solved"!

>>216898250
It's one of those weirdo names like Seamus or Ralph

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Brianna Beach. Cory Chase. Lauren Phillips. Alexis Fawx. Ava Addams. Brandi Love. Bring them all here. Oh, you’re - you’re not part of the hive mind? Um…. I’m sorry… pleased to meet you. I was just testing them to see. Yknow, to see if they would. I’m not some sort of pervert
*goes to shake your hand*
Sorry I know my hands are - I know they’re sweaty I was just…

>>216898310
>doctor doctor I have cancer it's bad and hurting me remove it
>remove it?
>yea doctor please remove this bad thing from me
>why would I remove it? Don't you want to make it better? How would you do that?
>please doctor the cancer is killing me remove it! We can't make cancer better
>says who? I am going to sit here for over 2 hours until you tell me how to make your cancer better
this is how retarded you sound

>>216898215
bny

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>>216898343
What if as soon as the Peruvian girl got plurbed, he summoned her to him so he could be her first.

>>216898386
The ebin s2 plot twist is that it’s not even aliens it’s just the French Caribbean dude is a mad scientist who engineered the virus to get the ultimate harem

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>>216898386
I see a plurbple

>>216898349
Holy shit, so you're not just trolling? You actually think you're making a cogent point? HAHAHAHAHA

Excising a tumor is straightforward and it doesn't have to be replaced with anything, it's extremely wrong and retarded to compare that to an ongoing episodic television program

If you think it was "boring" you should be able to come up with a different direction they could've gone that would've been not boring

>>216898422
>all this seethe because this boomer can't accept an episode of a show was bad

>>216898420
Please post more of her, I'm gonna plurb

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What did I think about this episode /tv/

Carol it's up to you to get these plurbs home

>>216898420
I would berry my plurb so far inside your ass
who ever could pull it out would be crowned king keppler

>>216898485
You thought it was AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>216898446
Not an argument. You can't stop losing.

>>216898520
It is an argument boomer.

>>216898386
>sir, that girl from peru just completed the joini-
>here. now.

>>216898485
Overall I thought it was good, but Carol being such a fucking simp for the Plurbs was very annoying.

>>216898563
Do plurbs still shit in private?

>>216897916
>complex production
What complex production??
It's the same handful of people talking rooms

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>>216898563

>>216898580
They don't shit much, they drink Onions Green.

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The fuck is that creature? I think the aliens already landed. Looks like the guy that comes out of the painting in 1408

>>216898420
>>216898243
Thanks for the new waifu

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>>216898563
literally filmed at apple hq
>please understand we need more time and money

>>216898593
Ego maybe? It could of been a lot cheaper and easier, but no, it's going to be 15 millie an episode and half a decade between seasons because i'm Vince motherfucking Gilligan.

>>216898155
>rhea
>mid 50s
Is that why she dropped Meno from the name?

>>216898580
Everyone on earth is their toilet because they are just one person. They are always in private except when they are around the immunes

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Guys when is season 2? Please don't say 2027...

>>216898724
202plurb

>>216898724
The end of 2028 more likely.

>2 years for the next season
yeah this show is dead

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>>216898724
>2027
optimistic thinking

>>216898724
They don't even start production until 2027 because of Ray's other show. You won't actually get to watch season 2 until 2028.

How does this show cause so much seething?

>>216898804
Pseuds think carol is supposed to be some heroic, cool figure rather than an insufferable, mentally ill, alcoholic dyke.

>>216897996
network shows drop 24 episode seasons annually, these streaming niggas need to up their game. absolutely sick of being expected to remember/care what happened in 10 episodes of tv two and a half years ago when a new season drops

>71 days in
surely there is mass starvation all over the world by now

>>216898832
Almost 1 billion people died. That's like 120-180 billion pounds of nutrients alone.

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Crazy how massive her tits looked on the show, they are actually tiny.

>2028
g-guys i might actually be unc status by then...

>>216897981

I would go with a harem of the hottest women in the world.

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Post yfw he will never scream in you face

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>>216898914
I'll be old enough to drink when the next pluribus season comes out

>2028
Fucking Apple do something!?

>>216898873
One body only has enough calories to feed 50-60 people for one day. So 1 billion bodies would've been consumed by 7 billion people in just 9 days. Bodies from starved people will have even fewer calories.

>>216898914
I'll be one year away from wizziard status

>>216898937
(this is ignoring the stored food, but at the rate they're eating, they'll run right through this as well)

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>>216898485
>.gif

>>216898804
because people pretend it's a masterpiece but it's just boring

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>Write one season, absolutely no plans for a second one
>Show it's successful
>Have to write a second season for something you never thought how to continue so just make up stuff

Has this ever worked? Why are they like this? The quality always declines significantly with this methodology for obvious reasons, have you ever seen a second season that's better than the first?

>>216898937
Not in a highly processed form like the Pluribus milk.
Also the hive is only using resources when it needs to. A majority of the 7 billion people are probably doing the bare minimum before they either lay down, go to bed, or just sit around doing nothing.

>>216898975
They should be writing limited series

>>216898975
>have you ever seen a second season that's better than the first?
Literally every Vince Gilligan show

>>216898975
That's pretty much every show in history

>>216898934
Apple is not Paramount, Netflix or WB they're a tiny ass company that's why it takes so long.

>>216898985
Calories are calories, it doesn't really matter what form they're in. Actually, the more they're processed, the fewer calories they're able to capture due to inefficiencies along the process.
The point is that the majority of starvation will occur well before the 10 year timeline, within the first couple years. It's impossible to sustain that many people without modern agriculture.
So I don't understand why they had Carol fucking around for 40 of the most important days.

>>216899021
>Apple is a tiny ass company

>>216899086
>Calories are calories,
Try living off 2000 calories of alcohol a day

>>216898004
BBC

>>216898885
she's got a face like a slapped arse, what the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>216899086
>why does this woman who is mourning the loss of her long time gf and being seduced by her literal dream girl indulge in vice and not dedicate every waking moment to a fight which is already lost?

Do you think the plurbs are ticklish? Could I tickle the cure out of them?

severance had writer and acting strikes for their season 2 wait, whats pluribus's excuse?

>OH GOD IM PLURBING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>>216899154
Nah she's not a hood Latina, her type are always very conservation and only date white guys.

>>216898914
When you're actually an unc this new standard time development hits different. Bitch, I step ever closer to death, I don't have time for your 2-3 for half a 90s era season schedule. I'm not waiting till my 50s to finish your story with enthusiasm.

Thankfully woke killed most quality so I don't have to feel like I'm missing much. I liked S1, I will now ignore it for a decade and maybe catch up when I'm in the hospital for hip replacement or something.

>>216899192
The plurb consciousness can choose to focus on or ignore sensations coming from a single plurb body.

Tickles would be entirely ineffective.

>>216898004
Being part of diabetes haram when he finds out she's turned. Bet on it.

>>216899170
She's very beautiful. You could just be gay.

>>216899232
It’s going to be the opposite, Plurb will tell him she’s available to join and he’ll be outraged at doing a 16 year old. That will be what turns him against the plurb.

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/plurb/ threads are already dead. See you all in 2028.

>>216899127
Where did I say that it's possible to survive only on alcohol? Way to deliberately misrepresent my point by saying something completely ridiculous. I'm using calories to estimate how long the dead bodies will postpone mass starvation. >>216898985 insinuated that the calories being in milk cartons somehow manifests additional calories from somewhere. I'm saying that a human body has a limited number of calories and will feed X humans for only Y days based on daily caloric needs. The calculation is simplified on purpose.

>>216899380
How do people who consume 0 calories while on life support live? Because we pump nutrients directly into their veins.
Calories provide energy, but you need far less calories than you think as long as you have nutrients.

>>216898004
those goosebumps give me bonner

>>216899154
Why would an actress who lives in New York go for British Broadcasting?

>>216897981
I'd have fun with the harem thing and have several of them where one is all of my exes, another one is all the girls from high school I wanted to fuck but never did, so on and so forth

Also I'd make 100,000 niggers watch me do a standup routine where I do half an hour of nigger jokes and they all have to be in character and laugh at it

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>>216899578
I'd take this girl I saw on Pluribus.

>>216897981
This but a harem of lolis for me

About the sequence in Peru, love the indigenous representation

For those wondering, or perhaps don't know, the sequence in Kusimayu's village is done entirely in quechua. Quechua is an indigenous language that evolved from the Incan Empire, and is recognized as one of the official languages of Peru along with Spanish. Not many people speak it, but it is common in the Andes and several provinces like Cusco (where Machu Picchu is located).

Peruvians are extremely proud of their ancestry and history, and I think this is a big deal in terms of representation of South American cultures beyond the typical Latino archetypes.

Also, I think this is the first time I'm seeing quechua represented in mainstream media. Very refreshing to see.

>3 posts in the past 45 minutes

>>216900431
It's not a post thread

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Justice for baby goat

>>216900470
The baby goat running after her and bleating was what did it for me. It is not a kindness to abandon those animals. The Hive may not literally kill anything, but they are 100% responsible for so many deaths. Those animals were domesticated, tame, and completely dependant on the villagers. That baby goat was as devoted to Kusimayu as my cats are to me. The idea of just opening my front door and walking away from my cats forever is terrifying to me.

>>216900485
At least there was a mom goat too
Maybe they can become main characters in season 2

>>216900384
Just link the reddit post you copy-pasted this from.

>>216899819
I want to deport her.

>>216900516
Zosia stated to Carol that pets were freed, but if one stays with their former owner they will be looked after. The girl in Peru with her baby goat disproves this lie; she abandoned it the second she was made part of the Hive mind. That means that there indeed was a global genocide of dependent pets and farm animals that were abandoned by the Hive mind. They will be left to die to be scrapped up off the ground, to be converted into the Hives "milk" for sustenance.

>>216900567
Oh yeah the plurb finds creative ways to lie

>>216900517
Hey I didn't post a Reddit. But.
The Incan/Peruvian history with colonisation makes the resolution of the episode even sadder imo. Maybe their culture is "preserved" in the hive mind, but no more of it will be created. Snuffed out in an instant.

>>216900602
I was incredibly sad during her Joining scene when I realized that this would probably be the last time Quechuan would ever be sung. I don't know what else to call the Joining but a global cultural genocide of unimaginable proportions.

>>216900517
1pvdpbc on the pluribustv subreddit

>>216900742
It's an extinction level event for humanity itself. Like, hard to see how it could come back from this without a miracle. Not sure how the bomb is going to help lol.

>>216900778
The bomb will disrupt the radio waves for short while and disconnect the plurbs for a short while.
Other things should happen on top of it, disruption will go away shortly.

I’m not going to forget that carol is a rapist even though they will never mention it again in the show. And I’m never gonna stop reminding everyone

>>216900869
I think they'll somehow rig the plurb transmitter to transmit an antiplurb signal and bounce it off the moon back to earth, deplurbing everyone (most people anyway. If you time it so the moon is opposite the pacific ocean you should get almost everyone. It would be so tremendously powerful that the reflected signal should be strong enough.
They did pointedly mention "bouncing off the moon" twice in the detection scene in ep 1.

>>216900888
Carol is a w*man version of Diabetes, except he is honest about it.

>>216900869
Oh yeah if they do this, then they could use the short spazz-out episode to do something without the plurbs noticing
If they ask wtf you're doing just say you've never set off a nuke before and you find it very relaxing, and you want another one.

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>Carol Sturka
Just call her Carol already, Manousos

>>216900936
He's a gentleman, they're not a first name basis yet

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>>216900936
Ok Joe Rogan let me tell you about these gummies

>>216897916
What does Uncle Ted have to do with new season updates?

Is it just references for the sake of references? Might as well be Hitler or James Rolfe.
Might as well put a screenshot of the dictionary behind him like they did with Chuck McGill.

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>>216899216
cope

>>216900384
Yeah, and this makes the fact the scene depicts the death of Quechua culture even cooler. This was the last time this language was spoken, these songs were sung.

>>216900936
He should be calling her "Senora Esturka"
Then she could be like
>"Senora"? Oh come on I'm not that old yet
>You can call me "Carol"
and it would be a cute bonding moment

are the plurbs gender fluid?

So the hive was listening and heard her say the bitch was fuckable and used that against her

>>216901139
I'm cutting out the heroin scene completely in my supercut btw, it's just a timewaster. I'll have her raiding the pharmacy be immediately followed by drugging Zosia

>>216901139
They knew all her sexual preferences when her manager uploaded her brain to them.

Can plurbs get pregnant?
Do they even have the insctinct of reproduction?
If Carol were to get pregnant, can plurbs still force her to get plurbed?


I think pregnancy should be plot point in season2.

>>216901157
did you actually think it was heroin
damn, this is what the mind who wants supercuts of shows is like.

>>216901202
No, it's scopalomine or something, but the scene is called "the heroin scene". It's going on the cutting room floor. I might put it back in the special edition.

>>216901197
>Do they even have the insctinct of reproduction?
Yes. Reproduction for the Plurb takes two forms
1) Absorbing all humans on earth
2) Beaming the plurb signal to other inhabited worlds
So yes everything they do is driven by the urge to reproduce

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>>216901051

When the show started:
>Vince made a main character a lesbian Mary Sue who's perfect and will save the world from all the stupid chuds, what a simp.
After the show where Carol spends most of it fucking up and pissing people off:
>Why did he make the main character such a useless bitch? She should be doing everything right!

>>216901260
Thats not really reproduction tho. We can safely assume once the signal starts to braodcast, humanities use is finished. And since they cant harm basically anything living, humans will be extinct soon. And same will happen to the next planet that picks up the signal.

Now that i think about it, that signal could really be some uber alien AI trying to wipe out all organic life on the galaxy. Damn i should have been a tv writer...

>>216901283
No one said the first thing, also those two extremes aren't the only two options

>>216901465
>No one said the first thing
You weren't here for the premiere threads. People were convinced Carol was going to unplurb people by making them read her amazing unpublished novel.

>>216901492
yah we were kidding

People were mad at the Fly episode of Breaking Bad when it came out but that episode had more character development and tension than the entire first season of Plurb.

>>216901341
I hope the protagonists eventually realize that not only does the fate of humanity depend on them, but the fate of the whole galaxy. Especially if the transmitter can only target one planet , that means that it's a single linear chain that can be broken for good now

>>216901492
No one said that, don't reply to me again

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If there's no Zosia next season, I'm done.

>>216901669
The 3 years post wall will make her unrecognizable.

>>216901594
>People were mad at the Fly episode of Breaking Bad when it came out but that episode had more character development and tension than the entire first season of Plurb.
Facts

I like the show but it felt like it was spinning its wheels in the second half only to get some traction in the final moments, but then lmao season is over.
Haven't been in any threads or read any talk online but I think the hivemind signal is the softening first wave of an eventual invasion where the alien fleet either rolls up and rolls over the pacified victims or the victims get linked into the greater hivemind once the alien senders get into close enough proximity to chain the signal.

>>216901825
>I think the hivemind signal is the softening first wave of an eventual invasion where the alien fleet either rolls up and rolls over the pacified victims or the victims get linked into the greater hivemind once the alien senders get into close enough proximity to chain the signal.
People are really watching this like it's a mystery box show, they've literally already laid out the entire "mystery" if you were paying attention.

>>216897916
At 2-2.5 years per season, Rhea will be 63 years old in the final season and Zosia's actress will be 54. The entire show is supposed to take place in a matter of months.

>>216901913
>The entire show is supposed to take place in a matter of months.
That's only assuming Carol doesn't put a wrench in their plans for her eggs.

>>216901913
remember Rhea wants to finish her stupid show that she produces before even starting S2
Cooper's Bar or something
So that's another 5-10 years

Damn the ugly bitch haggard cunt main actress is gonna be even frumpier in 3 years
Big Y U C K
NO THANKS VINCE

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Pluribussy

By the time Season 2 comes out we can use AI to make a proper version of this concept

Test

>>216899216
I hit on a hood latina one time and she just stopped me mid sentence and said "nothing is happening between us" it was pretty hilarious desu cuz I do extremely well with latinas

>>216901913
You don't know how many seasons it'll be and you don't know how much time will pass in the story. Nice worthless post

>>216902024
You can't be deterred by that, she wants you to pursue her harder

You have to remember, they're a race that was created by BWC rape

>>216898563
kek when she looks directly into the lens

We will make contact with aliens for real before this snoozefest show is completed.

>>216902052
Meh its no biggie she was probably a dumb cunt. I like latinas that are bubbly and cute like Xochi not hood whores

>carol goes from wanting to save humanity to wanting to be the only human so she can simultaneously rape and get raped by zosia until she joins

>>216902024
I had sex with a 40 year old Bolivian nanny when I was 19. I was obsessed with her big ass, she told me we could do anal because she was married. Like she owed me one for accepting the fact she had a husband.

Can someone spoil all the important parts i think I got up to episode 4 and had to stop the main actress is just so hard to look at please just spoil everything thank you

>>216902136
>I like latinas
>not whores

Erm... this is freaking awkward, anon... but...

>>216902163
What word did I use before whores that provides context to what I like and dont like?

>>216902148
It turned out Plurb is the word

>>216902148
read two posts above yours
>>216902139

>>216902148
1) They're eating dead people w s
2) They use a specific radio frequency somehow to coordinate but it's not quite clear how to exploit this
3) They tacitly admit there's a way to unplurb everyone but they won't say what it is
4) They're building a big transmitter to plurb the next star system

why does /r/television hate this show so much

>>216897916
The ending made zero sense and you all know it. The pod people made it very clear that they can't convert people without their consent, since they are incapable of violence, so why did zosia make it sound like they suddenly could? Carol's eggs had nothing to do with anything, because she had already said no and that's ultimately all that mattered. The pod people can't even cut grass, since that counts as violence. Vince clearly made the season end that way, because he needed the show to end on a dramatic cliffhanger, instead of with everything being totally perfect and cuddly.

>>216898004
Hopefully with her showing us more of those juicy aztec tiddies

>>216902206
>they can't convert people without their consent
Not so
They can't stick you with a needle to get your immune stem cells without consent because that's violence
But they can make you breathe in plurb virus because that's non-violent

>>216902148
Spoiling this show is harder than you think, because nothing fucking happens. Carol gets drunk, shouts at people, acts like a Karen, then eats Zosia's pussy.

>>216902206
>The pod people made it very clear that they can't convert people without their consent
Did they get consent to cropdust the whole earth in the first episode you retard, they never said that, they said they would need consent to extract stem cells from Carol's femur you POOPBRAIN

>>216902073
No contact with aliens is possible at this point.
Everything is too far away.
Even getting one message ever is highly unlikely.

>>216902199
>>216902231
Is it seriously that fucking boring? Did I make a good decision by not watching?

>>216902206
>she had already said no
She said no to them taking a stem cell sample to make a custom virus.
This stopped them because they can't use a biopsy needle to break her skin without her permission
But now that they already have these eggs, they can make stem cells without hurting her, then they can plurb her
They regard plurbing as the best thing they can do for you, and won't take no for an answer

>>216902276
Can just watch the final episode, that's the only one where a couple things happen.

>>216900485
I'm pretty sure your cats would survive without you

>>216902206
>The pod people made it very clear that they can't convert people without their consent
they're lying and never had consent in the first place when they infected the rat or the scientists that were infected via the rat.
they may not be able to directly lie about their intentions or what they're doing, but they alter the truth and don't admit to a lot of things.
>So how long do I have?
>A month, maybe three months at most
they show with the Peruvian chick it's already at a weaponized stage, they probably need a month at most to make the gas more wide spread

to get back to the lying part
>We love him just as much as we love you
they've shown countless times that theyre able to gaslight and manipulate.
>specifically picked because Zosia looked like what was Carol's dream woman that she was originally going to write about
>uses intimate knowledge of Carol's dead spouse to make Carol fall in love with her
>leaves at first sign of danger but still goes through the effort of showing they care via still giving her shit
>sent Zosia to Manuso to cause a feud between Manuso and Carol, hoping to cause Carol to Join

>>216902276
>Did I make a good decision by not watching?
Yes

>>216900742
It's just globalism on a galactic scale. No different than what is currently happening here on earth right now.

>>216902350
My cat is 19 years old, she's not catching shit

>>216902356
>they show with the Peruvian chick it's already at a weaponized stage, they probably need a month at most to make the gas more wide spread
That gas was tailored to her stem cells, they have to make a different strain for each immune person.

>>216902399
yea but still showing its at a stage where they can put it in canisters with controlled airborne doses whereas before they had to directly infect via saliva or other means

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so wheres the mouse plurb in all this? is a mouse brain mixed with all the human brains?

>>216902226
It was a stupid copout and you know it

>>216902479
They sprayed it out of planes and infected the whole world in the first episode.

>>216902255
Fuck off, it was a bullshit copout!

>>216902295
No it was a copout and vince needee the show to end a certain way.

>>216902490
>>216902513
They don't need permission to plurb you because it's for your own good

It just went on to infect all the other mice on the planet and they are in their own network now sharing mouse experiences.

>>216902396
Well, no one lives forever..

>>216899183
What about not having a boring retarded as the protagonist?

Seriously, why is Vince so shit at writing First Seasons?

>>216902536
Yes they do, because they can't even cut grass because it's too violent. So since ignoring consent is usually considered a form of violence, they shouldn't be able to dose carol without her consent.

>>216902600
>So since ignoring consent is usually considered a form of violence
No they don't see it that way
Zosia said if you were drowning we would pull you out by force

>>216902609
Well then they don't need to eat people or die in the billions, do they? They can just go and do some farming to keep themselves alive, can't they? Oh no wait, they can't, because think about all that poor grain they'd be mercilessly murdering..........

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>>216902399
Would they go all out and chemtrail New Mexico just to get at Carol? Also when Manousos was passed out I bet they already got his stem cells as well. It's not consent that they're after, it's the violence against the immune that will result in their temporary shutdown. The aliens overplayed their hands, a feature of the virus is creatures affected by it will shut down when faced with violence or extreme negative emotions. Which is why they couldn't forcibly get the stem cells from the immune.

It makes perfect sense, make the entire species docile so they're easy to harvest/slaughter. They're domesticating all of the apex predators on earth so it's easier for them to conquer.

>>216902600
Yeah they did not get consent to take grenade from her arm when she was about to explode, doing what is clearly good for you does not require consent and the plurbing is the best thing that can ever happen to anyone in their eyes.

>>216902647
Violating consent IS violence.

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so when does Jimmy show up

>>216902600
If you refuse to be plurb when it's completely harmless physically, then you are being silly and can be overruled
Like a child refusing to be bathed, your parents can carry you there physically, provided they do not hurt you in the process

>>216902659
Bullshit it's just weak writing nothing more

>>216902583
He's not, Breaking Bad S1 rules, BCS first season was decent and he let Peter Gould have more input, Pluribus has a good premise which Vince came up with but it's shit because he clearly let a writers room of women have their way, I hope he overrules them for season 2

>>216898343
>no Tara Tainton
weak

>>216902672
Bullshit excuse

>>216902643
>because think about all that poor grain they'd be mercilessly murdering..........
Well yes. The grain didn't consent to being harvested
But being plurbed is completely safe and effective and you have no right to refuse

>>216897916
Just watched the last two episodes and all I have to say is... that's it???? You can't even call it a cliffhanger because a cliffhanger comes to a climax. Fuck now we're gonna wait 2 years for the next fucking season. I and probably a lot of other people like this show for the attention to atmosphere and cinematography etc like a Kubrick movie BUT IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING fuck.

Not a reddit faggot btw

>>216902647
>It makes perfect sense, make the entire species docile so they're easy to harvest/slaughter. They're domesticating all of the apex predators on earth so it's easier for them to conquer.
I keep seeing morons with this theory when it's obvious what's really happening.

>>216902693
Leaving you unplurbed is even worse violence

>>216902694
It's all bullshit and the is utterly retarded and the show's own internal rules and logic make zero sense.

>>216902716
I don't care it's bullshit and shitty writing

>>216902711
What's really happening?

>>216902731
Also, they lied and they are clearly not able to directly lie.

>>216902717
>>216902731
You'll feel much more relaxed after we plurb you

>>216902668
It’s not, Carol can either come voluntarily or they can crop dust her house. It’s violating consent but not direct violence. If you forcibly hold down someone me make them inhale the gas that’s violence, but they can simply put it on the drinking water or just chemtrail the area. Yes it’s violence but not direct meaning her emotions cannot affect them because they’re too far away.

She would have been better off asking for surface to air missile. She would be even better if she stopped drinking water from the tap as well.

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>>216898724
why are you posting fan art for a failed pairing

>>216902761
>>216902731
>>216902717

Even if any of this was an inconsistency, which it isn't, why are you people shocked by the idea of an alien zombie villain being dishonest or deceptive on a TV show

>>216902751
The virus is just a virus. What's happening on Earth already happened on Kepler-22b. It infects a planet them turns the inhabitants into happy drones who want to send it to the next world.

>>216902787
Can't do it, I'm Stursia til I die.

>>216900384
someone said in one of these generals after ep 1 that the plurbs were gonna convince that girl to join by telling her it was like joining her spirit ancestors and they were spot on

>>216902798
Maybe someone made the virus as a weapon and ended up infecting themselves like COVID or something. I mean if COVID is genetically engineered and not just some naturally occurring disease.

>>216902837
The characters have no way of finding that out so it'll never come up in the show.

>>216902865
So it’s just this hivemind bullshit without a grander plot? That sounds dumb as fuck.

>>216898724
Our feelings for you haven't changed, Anony. But after everything that's happened in season one, we just need a little space. We will be back with season 2 in 2028.
- Plurivince

>>216902891
The plot is "How to save the world" I don't know why you'd expect more than that.

>>216902583
It's Bince's thing to do random shit and figure out how to make it make sense later. This shit still sucked though.
>>216902669
There will be a flashback to one of the unplurbed on day 0 and on the TV they will hit them with the "Hi I'm Saul Plurbman did you know you have agency? Plurbstitution says you do."

>>216902837
>I mean if COVID is genetically engineered and not just some naturally occurring disease.
Coronaviruses were around long before genetic engineering was even a thing.

>22 1 hour long episode of The Black List per year for 10 years
I doubt you retards know what I’m talking about, but it’s a much better show all around that this. How come Apple which IIRC is bigger than AbC yet couldn’t do annual releases?

>>216902929
The covid 2019 was 100% engineered. Genetically modifying coronaviruses started in the US with gain of function research so we could study how more dangerous variants might evolve. Obama banned the practice because it was too dangerous. Fauci disagreed with the ban and funded the continuation of gain of function research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology, a lab which had previously leaked multiple viruses due to poor safety standards.

>>216901718
She’s already far past wall. All the females on this show are walled hard it’s not even funny.

>>216898004
Onlyfans

>>216902962
Man I miss Obama so much bros…

>>216902962
Well then it wasn't engineered as a weapon or particularly engineered in a sense either, just selectively evolved and leaked from chinks chinking.

>2028
This nigga can't be real. He definitely thought he wouldn't get a season 2 and that's why he didn't prep the production at all.

>I think the story progression over episodes 3-5 was a little slow--
>ZOOMIE ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMER WITH NO ATTENTION SPAN WHO NEEDS TO WATCH 10 THINGS AT ONCE, MAYBE PUT DOWN YOUR PHONE ZOOMIEEEEE
So any constructive criticism is basically impossible

>>216903012
Apple paid him for two seasons why would he not think that? It feels like these newer directors lack management skills.

i dont get how anyone can call zosia hot. she looks like klinger from mash

>>216901236
Are you seriously doing this????

>>216903023
Your reaction makes it clear you are a zoomer.
Zoom zoom zoomie even.

>>216902960
lol normie

>>216903025
He made a season of Breaking Bad every year and those had more episodes. He knows how to do it.

>>216903025
>newer directors
He's 58 and has been working in TV for 30 years.

>>216902891
It's really an analogy for addiction
The plurb tells you all the time how HAPPY it is and about all the FEELGOOD HORMONES and how YOU'LL BE HAPPY TOO
But you'll also not care if you live or die anymore
Also notice how Carol is a former drug addict, and how Manousos chooses hardship because it's authentic.
So it will be about Carol destroying the plurb as a metaphor for beating addiction.

>>216903038
Yes and rewatching the first episode I'm struck by how dumb the scientists were
A better script would have had all the lab rats plurb out and act as one, and somehow overwhelm the scientists

>>216902489
good question. I assume they’re part of the same hivemind since that’s how they got infected. doubt the show will address this, though. carol needs to pass out drunk again.

Somehow with the mass adoption of digital cameras, advanced computers and now AI TVs shows somehow take 10 times longer to make. What the fuck?

>>216903151
Competency crisis
No, I am not kidding
It's much harder to organize a big production now, because most workers are people born in the 21st century and they cannot be relied upon.

Can a plurbed baby talk? I think it would be the funniest thing to see a plurbed baby talking like a normal adult

>>216903118
i thought carol falling in love with zosia was supposed to be allegory about people falling in love with chatbots

>>216903151
It is a union mafia issue.
They should have killed all the unions with all their members when they had a chance.
Now it is too late.

>>216903171
How about a plurbed retard, do they suddenly have the knowledge of every human on earth?

>>216903189
That too
Basically the theme overall is the false happiness of addiciton
>happiness is a state of mind
The way the plurb interacts with individuals is secondarily a metaphor for AI

I still wanna get plurbed

>>216903195
They're receiving information but their brain is still mal-formed

>>216903227
So some non-plurbed black guy can summon you to his penthouse and fuck you with his SBC?

>>216903193
Might also be a writers room thing which is a relatively new development

>>216903284
So like an 2001 Windows XP computer trying to run GTA5

>>216903195
Technically yes, but they won't understand it. Ask a plurb-tard for the square root of a big number and he will tell you, but it's just noises to him.
He won't be able to guide you through a complex technical process, because he won't understand it himself.
He might be able to fly a plane, but only if the Hivemind spoon feeds him every little action.

>>216898061
true

>>216903332
If they can plurb retards, why not plurb other dumb animals like dolphins and elephants?

>>216903394
Brains are incompatible with humans.

>>216903298
Yea

Have we seen any Negro plurbs? Since animals did not join the hive, maybe Negroes didn’t either?

>>216901341
Man I'm fucking tired of the Vince glazing all over the net. Awesome premise and pilot, great scenography but fucking awful pacing. Vince is not cut out for this kind of premise

>>216902356
Carol is a special case because the stem cells created from her eggs are more fragile. That’s the month to 3 months Plurb was talking about, getting the virus to work from her eggs.

I remember when anons were saying over and over that you can’t get stem cells from eggs. Whoops.

>>216903469
Where do you think Koumba is from nigga, and the DHL worker who told Carol they'd give her a nuke

My favorite part is when she goes "it's plurbin time" and then plurbs all over the place

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Carol should get a higher quality plurb

The first episode was like a really good TNG episode, then it went completely downhill with the lesbo drama shit. Why couldn’t the protagonist be a genius scientist like Walter White? Imagine how kino it would be watching several seasons of Walter unplurbing the plurbs with Manusos.

>>216903498
He’s a pajeet and the delivery driver was a Dominican

So if a plurb is connected via electromagnetism all you need to disconnect him from the hivemind is a faraday cage?

>>216903612
Mauritania is in northwestern Africa nigga and Domincans are black AF

>>216903657
They'd still be plurbed, the first woman was plurbed before she even connected with anyone.

>>216898061
No, they are happy drones. None are emotionless. Are we watching the same show even?

>>216898478
She isn't attractive.

>>216898933
I'm actually here with kids. And look who you idolize.

KYS, incel.

>>216903584
>lesbo drama shit
That was the best part.

>>216903584
Walter wouldn’t have any more patience for Manusos than he did Jesse, and Jesse actually knew what he was talking about when it came to drug dealing

>>216903580
Zosia gigamogs this malnourished Russian.

>>216903734
gay faggot

>>216903683
Yeah this
She was already fucked in the head

rhea already looks oldasf

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>>216903831
nah

Piece of shit show.

>>216904192
Wrong.

Piece of show shit

any Severancebros in the house?

>>216903133
You fucking moron the animals lack sapience and can't be plurbed. They can still be a vector for disease but they can't become a hivemind because there is no mind to hive, holy shit you're so fucking stupid

>>216904345
yeah but idk if season 3 will even be worth watching

>>216899192
I was thinking this too. Furthermore, would they construct a tickle torture dungeon for me?

you just fucking know Vince is gonna force Bryan Cranston or Bob or even fucking Aaron Paul to make a cameo for Season 2

we all complained when Season 1 of Better Call Saul when "NOTHING HAPPENED!"

Pls stop saying this otherwise Vince will work this show in to have Gus show up somehow

>>216904471
that's based on nothing

>>216904501
Doubt it, he's been pretty restrained so far with only voice cameos. The only member of the hive that matters as a character is Zosia, casting bigger actors as hive members would be distracting, he didn't even cast regular TV "that guys" as hive members, they're all complete unknowns. The remaining unseen survivors don't match any of the BB/BCS cast in terms of age and ethnicity so that's out.

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Love that this bitch is so hateable

I love how Carol just forgets all about her ex of 10 YEARS and moves on to the next pussy she can find in Zosia

>>216904363
Are you aware that this is a fictional story and the writer can change it to his whims?
I am proposing a superior way to have the virus escape, rather than have your scientists violate every protocol in the book

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Diabate’s reddit account

>>216903193
Generally unionism is stronger the further back in time you go, and it was the 90s when Star Trek was busting out 1 hour long 26 episodes seasons every year.

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>>216904345
Yes but I'm so mad at how Season 2 shat the bed in the aftermath of the tent sex episode that I don't even want to think about it anymore.
The last shot was kino but it was quite unearned.

>>216904575
this character really unites all fans and ironic hate watchers

>>216904586
Well yeah that bitch died, she had over a month to mourn, and also humanity got fucking genocided.

Carol basically went, "Fuck it, if they're gonna hand-pick me my ideal woman, guess I'll fuck her."

>>216904586
I'd cut her some slack, two months is a long time when the world ended.

>>216904586
10 years isn't that long. I have piles of laundry older than that

>>216904586
It is weird, but is it worse than the alternative? Should could be like Laxmi and trying to get a plurb to literally stand in for Helen like she never lost anyone. Instead she just nixes the idea of the hive ever mentioning Helen and treats Zosia like a completely different person not connected at all.

>>216904665
this would be more interesting
Having someone who looks like Helen, and remembers everything they did together
But on closer inspection it isn't really her, just a simulacrum

>>216904665
>Should could be like Laxmi and trying to get a plurb to literally stand in
That plurb is Laxmi's husband though. Who knows what Carol would have done had Helen lived?

the show is a metaphor for Vince having to repress his inner faggotry for his entire life

>>216904586
You'd be surprised how quickly mature adults can get through the early parts of the grieving process. It's a survival instinct.

>>216903195
Yes, did you not see the episode with the guy in the yellow cycling gear.

I watched a couple episodes of this crap and shut it off when the woke stuff started. I hope it gets cancelled.

NEW

>>216905475
>>216905475
>>216905475

new

>>216905475
>>216905475
>>216905475

>>216903394
Because the aliens wanted to disable humanity, not interfere with dolphin rape culture