For me, its The Smoked Pandoran
Looks delicious. Come on folks. Let’s eat blue dye.
>>216902909>that'll be $35.99 + tip
>>216902909Blue flood coloring yum yum
>>216902923what the fuck happened to the burger market?
>>216902945They actually removed the artificial dye from some chips in america and of course everyone had a hissy fit about it.
The blue has a loss-of-appetite satiating effect that makes the practical value of the meal worth the money.
>>216902909Cool now I can imagine a smurf jizzed all over my burger.
>>216902909
>>216902909>James Cameron is vegetarian, and only serves vegetarian food on the set of Avatar moviesumm wtf is this tie-in, Jimbo?
>>216902998>burger>chips>pink soda>green slop>$28
>>216902963I was out after they made that human meat burger.
>>216902998>someBODY
>>216903001What the fuck. Imagine being on set 14 hours a day and you can't even get some meat.Even Bruce Willis had his chef cooking chicken for everyone.
>>216903082I had a...chef? cooking ...chicken?
>>216903001>I’m a faggot so you’ve got to be one tooWorst kind of people.
>>216902909So is that Navi blood or semen?
>>216903001I hope this isn't true because he couldn't even make vegetarianism work in his wildest fantasy.
>>216902998his shit came out green after this
>>216902909Looks abhorrent and dangerous to eat
>>216902909Is that Jake's cum or Neytiri's discharge?
>>216902909>WHY ARE GASTROINTESTINAL CANCERS IN YOUNG PEOPLE MORE COMMON NOW? WTF?
For me? It's this early 2010s Avatar fleshlight
>>216902923It's $10 though
>>216903176>I hope this isn't trueI suspect it is.
>>216903516this what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>216903650Shut the fuck up.
>>216902917Not all blue dye is bad. I've heard the butterfly pea flower can make a very impressive blue. It's from nature, so what's to hate?
>>216902909Pic related will never be topped
>>216903724
>>216902998>The Orange Satan wants to ban this
>>216902909Food coloring that gives you cancer?
>>216903678Says the guy who overseen making a movie scene where a 12 foot long giant maggot fucks a big titty blonde to death in one of his first film jobs.
>>216902917greatest /tv/ thread of all time
>>216902909Looks like Jake jizzed on your food.
>>216904033It was more like a 30-foot space maggot, actually.
>>216903448Yes, he literally says that.
>>216902909>Come on down to Burger Slop, Goy! Get your multicolored poison slop! Don’t forget to see the new CGI Blue Nigger Alien movie! We know you’ll love it!
My theater had avatar themed cocktails. The spirit of eywa is unironically great. Replicated it for Christmas dinner and it was a big hit.
>>216903773very racist
>>216902909Is that what Nav'vi cum looks like?
Can you guess the taste?
>>216905275Like knives?
>>216905275Glass?
>>216905275onions
>>216905343Yes, onions. Onions was the correct answer
>>216905275Tastes like shit.
>>216902945>he's not metylenebluemaxxingbelieve the science
>>216903448Did you check it yourself?That would be extremely smelly.
>>216905160almost like a blue hawaiian, sounds tasty
Huh you want a Ben & Jerries? That'll be $19.99 for 100grams thanks
>>216903448Probably black. Blue food coloring normally turns green
>>216903724Woah I’m spooked
>>216905511Thanks for the reminder fellow Infowarrior. Time to drink the blue dye.
>>216905598They have to have those prices when they resist capitalism.
>>216902909Americans are mentally ill.
>>216903001>>216903082>>216903678What happens when you only rip-off Jerry Siegel's SUPERMAN work without actually understanding its meaning and its prophetical context like how it predicted JFK assassination, Skype/Facetime video call, Henry Cavill, Hitler and Stalin becoming controversial figures for their own countries after 1939, and many More stuff After others wrote the character like Donald Trump 47 , Putin, Zack SnyderTerminator is literally Clark Kent 1934 (unstoppable human looking guy and Because he came from the future) + Silver Age Superboy robots (absolutely human looking and talking robots) + Metallo 1 Corben ("cyborg" with metal skeleton under human skin , Very strong and Superman-like unstoppable to bullets)and Terminator 2 is because Liquid metal shapeshifter is a re-used idea meant for the original story same how Clark Kent has super-senses since Action Comics #11 Because of Bill Dunn from the Reign of the Super-Man, and he is called "the Man of Tomorrow" because of 1934 origin where he is from future Earth instead of another planet, also in original Superman #45 he became a Full shapeshifter too.Also many people (ofc since none of you know SUPERMAN) understand Why T-101 is a "cyborg" , because Skynet isn't a "machine" , but rich people that augmented themselves to The point of Syngularity, and Kyle Reese is simply a bum from the future that Can't afford his "iPhone"/"Tesla"/etc , similar to Alita which...Cameron also adapted.
>>216906079Post food, retard
>>216902909Gargamel finally got what he wanted. Delicious smurf sauce.
>>216906106Or what? You will shit yourself? Maybe you will even Rape yourself? But you Already did. You are your own Rapist and The Raped.
>>216906188hehehe cute post
>>216906204heh, thanks, your posts aren't bad too :)
>>216904251
for me, it's...
>>216905518You’ve a big nose
>>216903724Man, I wish you could still get this
>>216902909>I take the big boy bing bing wahoo burger with the cancer causing burned bun in shape of a mustache
>>216902998TWENTY EIGHT DOLLARS FOR A SMALL BURGER FRIES AND DRINK WHAT THE FUCK
>>216902909Why do they keep trying to make charcoal food happen?
>>216904033also all the noble leaders and powerful warriors in his movie are male while all the female charactes are weak damsels who need to be rescued / protected or mentally unstable psychopaths
>>216907119
>>216903724Nothing beats the riches of Smaugs's Lair
>>216902909>Zoomers don't remember the early 2000s Tomb Raider x Burger King Hotdog adds
>>216907202Not being American and having never tasted this, I can never understand if anons are posting this picture longingly or mockingly. It certainly looks great on the picture, was it bad irl?
>>216907202Was this actually good? Anyone old enough here to have of tried it? I cant imagine it looking anything but slop irl.
>>216902998This is the shit the goblins made in Troll 2. The green mayo looks particularly rancid.
>>216905160why is the blue lower case
>>216906844For you.
>>216903703>nothing from nature could possibly be dangerous to ingestChecks out
>>216903724On sale where I am right now
>>216902998i swear its always the most disgusting looking brown people in those webms. there is also this "everything we ate at mario world" webm where it also some disgusting looking mexican guys shoving food into their fat faces
>>216903082Based Bruce Willis and protein pilled
>>216902923>+tip for the doordash driver.>Don't skimp either he has your home address and already opened the bag.
>>216903724is that literally just a regular burger, but the buns are the wrong way around?>dude, this Stranger Things show is inexplicably popular. Do we have anything lined up to exploit this?
>>216902998You can see the apprehension in his face as he consumes the zogchow.
>>216903678>Journalist says James Cameron is stupid. Please read my article and click my affiliate links. Also please hold this opinion that I'm paid to instill onto you. Thanks.
>>216902973I can jizz on your burger anytime, for free
>>216902998I refuse to believe the bun and dip aren't just acrylic paint.
>>216906844The smell rises.
>>216905868Cool, when are you leaving Ben and jerry’s?
>>216905868 Cool, when are you leaving Jen and berry’s?
>>216903724Isn't that just Hungry Jacks?
>>216903724Isn't that just Jungry Hacks?
>>216902998SAAAR REDEEM THA GREEN BURGER SAAR
>>216908993>>216908999MODS
>>216909030why are you being mean to me
>>216907270Denny's has a reputation for being bottom of the barrel for a restaurant and very ghetto.
>get the spiderman pizza>Venom jizzed all over it
>>216902909Mmmm.... slop
>>216905160
>>216909378
>>216907506woah
>>216909399>order a redpill>arrested for thoughtcrime
>I've never eaten at such a fancy, high class restaurant as Taco Bell before!
>>216909478>It looks like you've had a little too much to think
>>216907506>adding a bun to the doubledown The west has fallen
>>216903703This kind of vibrant blue dye is using "brilliant blue fcf". Harmless if it's a one-off. It's still from the petrochemical industry, though.
>>216909601>petrochemical industry,not le hecking petrochemical industryrino!oh my science
>>216902998>$28
>>216909597you WILL eat the bread!
>>216902998>Grill'dIs this one of those gay ass regional burger chains like In-N-Out where they burn that shit and load it up with sauce to try and make retards think it tastes good.
>>216902909Humanity is finished
>>216909541Is this a fucking Demolition Man thematic meal? Kek
>>216903773This pic still pisses me off greatly because it isn't real. Back in the 90s it totally would have been, it would have been like "Feel a nuclear explosion on your taste buds with every bite of the new Whoppeheimer" and everyone yes even the Japanese would have gone "Hell yeah dude." Nowadays everyone is too much of a scared woke liberal boypussy tranny to ever do this ever again, now we got Woke Bugs Bunny going "No we will not be releasing the Holocuasto Burger as promotional material for Saving Private Ryan 2."WHY NOT?!?I WANT TO EAT THE HOLOCAUST BURGER!I WANT TO EAT THE HOLOCAUST BURGER!GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!!I CURSE ISRAEL FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO SOCIETY, WE NEED ANOTHER HOLOCAUST BURGER
>>216902909Toothpaste?
>>216909478>order a bluepill>they take your movie ticket away
>>216902998TWENTY EIGHT DOLLARS?
>>216902963numales started paying $35 for a burger because it came to them wrapped in a newspaper
>>216903101You can rest now Bruce
>>216909645What you're describing sounds more like 5 Guys or Habit Burger than In-n-Out.In-n-Out is about as bare bones and gimmick free of a burger joint as you can get.>but animal styleLiterally just onions and thousand island
For me, it's the IHOP Grinch pancakes
>WHAT IS THIS SHIT?! WHERE'S THE FATTY BEEF AND FRIES?!
It looks disgusting and I don't think this is an unpopular opinion. I wonder if there is an actual increase in sales that would justify coming up with that stuff year after year. I'm sure the burger and fries taste fine on their own, but the blue stuff would throw me off.
>>216902909>Shitty products to advertise these other shitty products
>>216910371It's literally just food coloring, you whiny baby. They people already have jobs, so they're not just hiring random people for this exact singular thing. "hey, come up with some fun food for people to enjoy with their entertainment" "we'll make the burger and sauce colorful" wow, so hard and expensive!
>>216909874Imagine crying that some shitty focus grouped corporate slop isn't edgy enough for you. Grow up.
>>216902945It's spirulina actually
>>216910427You are unironically the reason the Roman empire collapsed
>>216909601It's spirulina aka natural sea weed
>>216910446kek, lay off the pol, brainrot boy
>>216906667>Capn Crunch's Ocean Blue Artificially Maple Flavored SyrupIs it better or worse than Hungry Jack Zero Sugar Artificially Flavored Butter Breakfast Syrup in the microwavable plastic bottle
>>216910446He probably isn't though, is he?
>>216902909Does the blue salt give you superpowers if you sniff it?
>>216907617The Nintendo cafe stuff is like high gourmet shit compared to stuff like this.
>>216905275tastes like gay
>>216907373It was only 13 years ago what the fuck do you mean "anyone old enough to have tried it"
>>216910255The early 2000s went crazy with green dye in childrens' food between The Grinch and Shrek. Our parents seriously fed us green Twinkies because Shrek was on the box.
>>216907202I could destroy 3 plates of Bilbo's breakfast feast
For me? Crab legs
>>216909874No it wouldn't have. You weren't even alive then if you actually think this.
>>216910423The point is that the same burger without the promotional food coloring would seem easier to sell than the one with the food coloring.
>>216902998>not the half gallon dye
>>216902909Do they really not understand that those colors are instinctually associated with mold and poison?
>>216912550>not making the actual big mac into a cubeLAME!!
>>216903678He sure didn't hate it when it was men freezing and drowning to death for ungrateful wenches in Titanic
>>216911891I had the Shrek ketchup bottle offered to me by my grandma.>green ketchup We threw it away because nobody wanted to eat it.
>>216912550I remember this one caused some food waste like never before.All the zoomies wanted the figurines because of the hype but nobody actually wanted to eat at McD's. Same thing happened when they did a Japan-exclusive Pokémon operation with some cards created just for this.
>>216912846It's mostly crap no one should be eating anyway, so that's a positive thing
>>216902909>>216902917>>216902945Peak goyslop
i laugh unreasonably hard at these threads. fat people who lap up marketing like this are fucking hilarious.
>there was never a blue caffeinated burger called the Heisenburger
>>216903628the Trudy Chacón scene was pure kino
>>216905868stolen?
>>216912985Idk I sometimes go there and get me some Big Mac. Maybe once every two months.Here in France it's the only fast food chain I still go to.
>>216907122it's Aussie dollars, it'd be like half in US dollars.
>>216902909>>216902998Smurf slop, lmao
>>216902909>>216903055>>216903724>>216913242https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZHBeIAeILk
>>216902909So the thematic link is just "it has blue"? Lazy.
>>216913409I was a solid hater on NuWars shit when I went to Galaxy's Edge. There are still things I wish they did better with it, but the food was actually pretty interesting. They didn't shy away from doing weird things which was pretty great all said and done.
>>216909545hehe
>>216913309>idkNo he’s right, it’s pure shit
>>216903724I had to check to see if this was AI and it's actually real. Unbelievable.
>>216912846That doesn't track, McDonalds is very trendy among zoomers
>>216902909Imagine how green your turds would be after eating this
I'm Blue. If I ate Green, I would die.
>>216902909No cultural impact fags lining up on cliff edges at this point
>>216903724>will never be toppedbut will it be bottomed?
>>216902963Do you normies really not know about the coming Collapse?
>24-hour smoked panda meatI’ll pass
>>216902909Cameron had to bluelight that specific recipe for it to be released btw.
>>216913998cameron also praised terminator genysishe's a shameless grifter
>>216904251what the fuck is this from??
>>216902909There is no meaning or leadership anymore. Screw this gay system of fake art.
Blue
Last gimmick I ate was the Addam Family pitch black sauce from McDonald's and while it was good, it made me shit green
>>216908068No, it’s a regular Whopper but they hand it to you upside down. There’s nothing different whatsoever, it’s just a Whopper you’re supposed to eat upside down.
>>216902998Some people have too much money
>>216907504intellectually dishonestthe dude lists natural coloring and then not all dye is bad and that the burgers dye was natural and you suddenly switch to "all natural dyes are safe"
>>216903448I shit green after eating vegetables.
>>216904251Is this when kiri will bang spider in avatar 4?
>>216909399>you take the red pill, you stay in the WonderlandWhat?
What we're seeing is income inequality so bad that it's more profitable to just cater to the top 10% earners completely while neglecting the bottom 90%. It's just more profitable.Hence all restaurants including fast food joints catering to the top 10% customers.Hell the company I work for is doing the same. Revenue has grown 300% since we started catering exclusively to high earners after the pandemic. It's a working strategy.The real shift that needs to happen is that the 90% should just try and cater to themselves, there is still a profitable market to be had there, it's just less profitable than targeting the top earners.
>>216906079Didn’t James Cameron rip off them! With aliens?
>>216903650You are not buying a sandwich and fries for $10 in December of 2025
>>216903040Beef tariffs will do that
>>216915391Not him, but the poster he's replying to literally said>It's from nature, so what's to hate?Which I'm guessing you missed.
>>216916411He made the assumption that this person meant everything from nature was safe and healthy when this person was specifying just on the specific dyeIts like if someone made soap using all natural ingredients saying its good for your skin then someone saying stinging nettle is bad for your skin
>>216902909IS THAT NAVI CUM
>>216916790That's what that line implies, though. His reasoning is it's fine because it's from nature, which is retarded.
>>216913853super cute cat
>>216916825no the other dude was making that implication that he meant all things from nature but whatevs im not planning to argue for someone else to a person not even involved in it
>>216916876Yeah, because that's what the other other guy said.>It's from nature, so what's to hate?That's what that line means: if it's natural then it's fine.We both know that's wrong, though. Not even an argument needed, you just have to go "oh yeah, I misunderstood".
>>216907963It's a she, and she already entered your home, accused you of sexual harassment and ruined your reputation on tiktok.
>>216913920>two bottomsThis is low-key spot on.
>>216902917This, but unironically.
>>216902909>americans call garlic mayo aoili
>>216903724>it's realWhat the fuck man
>>216902909For me, its The Blue Salt Dusted Fries
>>216910621
>>216903724how is this even physically possible
>>216910621>tells you when its hotdoes ... does the plastic bottle speak to you?
>>216905160damn they even used the weird alien language, that's commitment
>>216902909>Smoked PandoranThis is so culturally insensitive and problematic.Are they familiar with the history? Educate yourself.
>>216915847You've never seen The Matrix?
>>216902909For me, it's the Reverse Seared Goyim.
>>216902998>seething incels in repliesdude had a good time and I bet that shit tastes nice, I would eat two of those easily
>>216902909i hope its in xxxxxl size
>>216916980it was intentional. people tend to forget just how batshit insane all the pride shit was during the early 2020s.
>>216902909wait, is this implying the burger is made of N'avi?
Why do they keep doing this shit? We have a natural instinct against eating shit that's weird colors because it might be poisonous or not edible. No one wants this shit.
>gobble down ultra processed slop>wonder why you're fat, bald, and riddled with cancers and GI disorders
>>216903703The dye from Butterfly Pea is extremely sensitive to pH changes. That's why Butterfly Pea tea is always served with a slice of lemon. Putting the lemon into the tea turns it a pinkish red.
>>216914144Galaxy of Terror
>>216914144Galaxy of Terror... James Cameron was one of the concept artist behind the movie
>>216914818I had the Wednesday thing from Wendy's
>>216902909Loved it when McDonald's had the Formula 1 promotion. With burgers like the MacLaren, the MacSchumi, or the MacLauda. But I wouldn't recommend the MacLauda, mine was completely burned.
>>216909874>Getting your arse this blown out over advertising I swear all you yanks need to just fucking die in some cataclysmic event
>>216902998Ghost kitchen door dash slop
>>216919213its navi cum
>>216914950>Some people have too much moneySelling faux-fancy food to idiots is an entire industry. Cities are full of restaurants that "wow" you with pyrotechnics and gold-leafed ice cream for what is, ultimately, a bland steak or burger. It's like how people think Gucci is "fancy" when "real" rich brands can ask $25,000 for a sweater.
>>216915914>mfw we returned to feudalism only browner and gayer
>>216908993>>216910621wait so Hungry Jack is Aussie Burger King but also a syrup company?
>>216902963Sysco, Us Foods and Jews.
Damn I meant to pick up beef
>>216903773FRYLOCKAND I'M ON TOP
>>216922374>this burga bussin fr fr
>>216906079Why is it when someone says something is LITERALLY something else, it's followed by the most obtuse, pedantic digestions? It's like the "with all due respect" of the critique world, just a way to excuse purposeful ignorance.
>>216902998>28 burgerbucks
>>216912846Scalpers ruin everything anon, this isn't new info.
>>216917282>>216917384>Shit and moldWhat is Disney feeding their sloplslaves JFC
>>216902998that is fucking revolting bro
>>216903001fish IS vegetarianthats why catholics, who go vegetarian on fridays, eat the filet o fishthis avatar: fire and fish meal is acceptable
>slamtfourstic
>>216923522
>>216923817>Thing is jewish >give him a bacon cheeseburger, which violates both no mixing meat/dairy and no eating pork
>>216910695drink looks nice
>>216924910But can it be confirmed that it is indeed "The T-800 of cocktails" as advertised?
>>216902917I love microplastics. I love dyes that inflame my colon and give me cancer.
>>216925443>cheaper than a single McDoublewhere did it go so wrong bros…
>>216925443>those prices
>>216902973>Cool now I can imagine a smurf jizzed all over my burger.winrarpay smurf intellectual property fee cameroon you hackAvatar sucks anus
>>216920943Are you that retarded that you couldn't tell he was being cheeky and trying to be funny? Did you really interpret that as real anger? God you autists couldn't off yourself any faster
>>216925666Bump in the hopes that your retarded British faggot ass wakes up from his canned wartime food induced stupor in the middle of the night to read my reply
>>216925443we used to be a great country...
