There must be something strange going on at the film set. editionprev >>216903471
>>216908056AIDS!?? Probably from kissing her gay father.
>>216908056ozempic is a hell of a druggoddamn do chicks who want to maintain their youth go sticc and anorexic or is that just speed and no one there to tell her to cut that shit out.
I LIKE GUYS!OKAY?!?!?I LIKE THE HISS OF DICK! I PICTURE IT ON MY LIPS! I PICTURE KISSING BIG DADDIES AND ENJOY THE FEELING OF A STRETCHED ANUS! THE STINK OF SHIT ON MY INDEX FINGER AFTER I FINGER MYSELF AND THEN SNIFF, PRAYING IT SMELLS DIFFERENT SO I CAN PRETEND IM BRAVE ENOUGH TO PLAY WITH ANOTHER MAN WHO PROBABLY HAS AIDS! JON I THREW OUT YOUR PINK FLOWD THE WALL POSTER CAUSE I JACKED OFF TO IT! THE MANS MOUTH WAS GAPING AND I WAS PRETENDING HE WANTED TO SUCK ME OFF LIKE A HOOVER! IM SORRY!
I miss Tina
Hollyheads own /stg/
>>216908056Drugs
Nancy educating younger girls
Willwoofters...Mikemen...Dustindogs...Lucaslads...Joycejannies...Hopperheads...Elevenses...Nancyrexics...Jonathanjackers...Karenkoomers...Maximums...Stevechads...Robinrugmunchers...Murraymints...Hollypedos...How we holding up?
Vectna is going to come out
>>216908092what is the purpose of the tentacle in the mouth
>>216908092How does (((Netflix))) get away with this?
>final episode>El will die after killing Vecna, ensuring the military can't use her blood to create new monsters. >The final scene will then jump forward ten years, showing Mike and Will married and living happily ever after.
Top and most updooted comment btw: "she aged (which is normal) and in the first screenshot she looks put together since she wasn’t out there fighting battles in the upside down and in the second she has dirt, grime and makeup on her to make her look disheveled. cmon now use critical thinking "
>>216908124i have to assume it's for my viewing pleasure
>>216908124>tfw one of the tentacles goes up my ass
>it was le wormhole all along..Peak reddit writing
>Steve has a canon big dickJonathan bros...
>>216908124It injects the black smoke stuff you see her puke up. Also an obvious Alien reference.
I'm so fucking mad with all this sorcerer bullshit, that wasn't a thing in D&D until the 2000s.
So was this canonically the first woke/gay tv show made by netflix?
>>216908162But how did Robin know that?
>>216908193Who cares?- the writers cashing in the next paycheck.
>>216908134>The final scene will then jump forward ten yearsI hope they don't show Holly, it will ruin her.
>>216908186>the first >woke/gay >by netflix>by netflix >netflix
>>216908186cmon now
>But I don't have a boyfriendHollybros, how do we help her?
>wot if like there was this big energy thingy and it turned everything into hot wax except people somehowfuck this gay bullshit
What happened to Derek's family? Are they still roped at the barn all this time? It's been at least 2 days already.
>>216908162When did that happen? I zone out when Steve or Holly isn't on screen.
>>216908056>SMOKE UP JOHNNY!
>>216908114of the closet?
>>216908224built for big josh's cock
>>216908186House of Cards with fujo bait threesome was first
>>216908242that doesnt matter, all that matters is a character says he likes taking it up the ass big homo style
>>216908193It was clearly just a joke anon. Seriously?
>>216908089If this was truly the 80s at least one of the adults would try to talk him to not be a faggot.
GLUG GLUG GLUG more Byler tears GLUG GLUG GLUG more Byler tears
>>216908242They ran off with Max's mom and the Wheeler dad.
>>216908056Fags BTFOhttps://vt.tiktok.com/ZS5JGCL4q/
>the science built this super energy power device that holds open the wormhole to the abyss Jump the shark is an understatement. And then the next episode it was dropped anyway loooool
>>216908290>droppedIt's obviously going to come up in the finale with someone destroying it and severing the link while dying. Probably Hopper with his suicide belt. .
Why is episode 7 getting so much hate? Other than the freaks upset about Mike not suddenly turning gay, what's so bad about it? The penultimate episode was always about everyone reuniting and setting up a plan, since season 1
All those scenes of Holly running without shoes made me think if someone kept her socks after the filming.
>that big red ball of energy that I said would destroy the upside down and kill us all if you shot at it? whatever happened there
>>216908089Even twitter is laughing at this (minus bylers) it's so funny, the big coming out scene was demeaning to fags because he's so damn ugly
>>216908289why is his face slightly out of focus compared to the rest of the photo?
So QRD on each main character by the end of S5? I stopped watching it at S4. Is it GoT S8 all along with all characters ruined?
>>216908326it made some molten plastic which has now cooled and hardened. the end.
goyslop series
>>216908326>vacuum or whatever is strong enough to rip buildings apart and suck a car through>someone humans are able to stand and walk around in it
>lives in a shithole trailer park>now she's got nobody since her mom just fucked offWho'll take care of Maxine?
>>216908255The Epstien files
>>216908320>10-minute monologue where will comes out as gay>why is this episode getting hate so much?
>>216908359She'll live with the wheelers like the freeloading byers were doing.
>>216908186How? I think that meme was around years before stranger things was completely lame and gay.
>>216908320Everyone sitting to listen to Will coming out, even fucking murray, that was so fucking cringe
>>216908056man the lesbian drug is brutal
>>216908359
>>216908134>Mike and Will married and living happily ever after.beautiful
>>216908359No one.
>>216908320Will coming out pissed off the right and the "queerbaiting" (whatever that is) pissed off the left. So no one is happy
>>216908359Me and Nancy
>>216908387But didn't he say he had to come out so that Vecna wouldn't use his homosexuality against him? Everyone had to know, even Murray
>>216908056THIS is a 27 year old zoomer…What the fuck are you guys drinking and smoking???
>>216908424>"queerbaiting"is that anything like tokenism? because that's certainly what they did. same with robin.
>>216908290"Science" didn't "build" it you fucking retard. How the fuck are you going to build a giant ball of fucking exotic matter? With a fucking hammer and nail? Fuck me this board is retarded
>>216908456Dustin literally said science built it. Did you even watch the show?
stranger poop
>>216908448'Zempic
>>216908448well hello beautiful
>>216908440You expect this board to actually understand context?
>>216908424>baitingI will defend the duffsters on this one. There nothing at all in that show suggesting Mike was interested in Will. Absolutely nothing.
>it wasn’t a fight, it was a massacre These writers got paid millions to put prompts into ChatGPT
>>216908468When did he say that? Give me the exact line of dialogue
>>216908477The context doesn't work because he has no reason to be fearful of any of them.
>>216908359Mike's basement got another mattress
>>216908468>high school kid understand PhD tier physics immediatelyThat whole scene was beyond retarded
>>2169084405 seasons of this garbage only for the ultimate message to be >evil wants you to deny youre a faggot
>>216908383>on wheels>live with the wheelers
>>216908485>we throw two darts at the board and hope for a bullseye!
>>216908440>even MurrayAs if he didn't always knew that boy was a fruity, be he was laughing his ass inside.
Will Will's will be strong enough?
>>216908359The Sinclairs. Lucas's and Erica's family is well off and can afford to let her live with them until she graduates high school in three or two years.
>>216908496Well that's clearly not true because Vecna showed him visions of his family and friends abandoning him and it scared him. Seriously, do you retards even watch the show, or do you just mindlessly spout the memes like children?
>>216908448You forgot the drugs.
>>216908335because its AI theres a bunch (or were they may have left since the 25th) of girls on TikTok who want to jump on his very gay dick for that Sorcerer scene
SteveGODS, our bitch is right there for the taking, are we doing this or not?
>>216908495Dustin says in the notes he created the upside down.
>>216908521To make sure Kali and El get to suicide?
Why don't they just get a really big pencil and poke the exotic matter with it?
>>216908530>the evil monster told him so!Come the fuck on.
>bylers having a melty on every single IG post>BRO FR )))):>LIKE SERIOUSLY BRO )))):Why are zoomers so fucking retarded?
>>216908544Steve deserves better than that trifling skeleton.
>>216908525>nigger family>well off in the 80sIs this true, amerimutt bros?
>>216908448Bleach and bleach.
>>216908551No he doesn't holy fuck
>>216908579You never watched the Cosby Show?
>>216908603>holy fuckYes.
>I got to be honest, but to like To feel it and they won't find me, and me and me,>and I was like hows that going to work>https://x.com/bitchbyers/status/2004746023416353269Even Noah Schnapp knew the scene was ass while filming it
>>216908605The idea that a black can be a doctor is more harmful than all of Cosby's other crimes 1000 times over. He deserves to hang for that.
>>216908560Nancy did that and got came onleave the freaky prostate alone
>>216907632>as the worlds slowly merge they are going to use the radio tower as the first point of entry to get them her closer to VecnaNTA but this never should've been the plan in the first place. They should've tried something else, failed spetacularly, and then as a last minute, last resort thing they use this plan. It just sounds stupid.
>>216908603>dr brenner's notebook from '83>all his research into the gate>how he created it>what it really is
>>216908495>vecna didn't make it, science did.
>>216908429Peaked in season one, they keep styling her with shitty hair that accentuates how broad her jaw is.>>2169085035 seasons of making it up along the way will do that.. Will was kind of a nothing character anyway, trying to give him a more active role after 4 seasons was their biggest mistake.>>216908574It was real their mind>>216908579Rare but yeah
>>216904176
Byler is dead. Long live Foah
>karenmilfsex>nancyskellysex>hollylolisex
>>216908579yes there have been wealthy blacks through nearly all of U.S. history
>never held a gun in her life>becomes an elite tier marksman in 1 year
>>216908667>smirks after killing multiple people
Sarah Conor is the best waifu in this show
>>216908477Even with the context it's retarded soap opera tier. he should have told Mike and that's it. Why the fuck would he care what fucking Murray or Kali think of him? They though they were being oh so powerful with him coming out to everyone
>>216908667Hated this shit
>>216908530>Seriously, do you retards even watch the showDo you? It was pretty clearly established with Nancy that Vecna’s visions are meant to come true in some capacity because he shows you the truth.Unless everyone abandons Will in some kind of way in the last episode, then they’ve clearly gone against what was already established in the narrative.
>>216908334>You're not allowed to be a fag if you're uglyThe state of normaltard homophobia
>>216908640He didn't "create" it. The bridge opened when El made contact with the demogorgon. It was an accident
>>216908658Noah's a known sizequeen and needs someone with at least 8+ inches how bigs Finn?
>>216908700Would have worked better if the gang was doing gay jokes and shit like they rightfully should have been doing if they behaved at all like 80s teens.
>GOT season 8 cost 5x more than ST season 5lol
>>216908728Tell that to the writers, anon. They wrote the fucking thing. Dustin explicitly says Brenner created it.
>>216908721You're not allowed to do anything if you're ugly. Women are way worse than homos about this.
>>216908643Yes, because it was an after effect of the worlds merging. It's not like Brenner made a ball of exotic matter in the lab. It's just a physical manifestation of the force keeping the wormhole open
>>216908285This is exactly right. At least one person in that room hates him deeply now. Another probably believes he'll get AIDS soon.
>>216908667>A dozen elite US soldiers were defeated by this girl.So stunning
where the hell has the MVP been this whole time, could have saved the gang at least four episodes worth of trouble this season
>>216908738>Stranger Things Season 5, the final season, reportedly boasts a massive budget of around $400 to $480 million, averaging $50-$60 million per episod
>>216908667>so broken that killing people to reach her goals doesn't matterKinda based a little bit, not gonna lie.
I'd have loved if they had gone somewhere more interesting with the wormhole, that maybe leads to another galaxy and the last episode was in some vacuum between dimensions and they were all floating and the edge of the universe was visible.
>>216908751Lol ok whatever
>>216908770Through the power of song, and friendship.She'll show up in the final episode, to save the gang escaping the upside down, in a makeshift helicopter she and her 20 siblings duct taped together in their backyard.
>>216908790>shabbos glowies>people
>>216908738>>216908787Where the fuck is the money going. Not the CGI that's for sure.
>>216908700Was written like it was a gay tumblr fanfic taken straight outta the mid 10s. >>216908766No it's good because uh uhm>>216908735Would felt more in line tonally with the first two seasons honestly.
>>216908833paying the actors
>>216908077Excuse me?
Gay characters ruin TV shows
>>216908448methozempicvegan diet
HOLY KINO
>>216908114>I’M>ACTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII…
>>216908886is this actually the show or a dream sequence?
>>216908359Had the mentioned Max's mom fucking off previously? I've fast-forwarded 90% of this season and it was deeply strange to me that after waking from a years-long coma she didn't immediately want to see her mother.
>>216908886Girl boss
>>216908864>>216908077i hated learning about ethan hawke being gay
>GET DOWN WILL HE'S GONNA SAY THE F-WORD!
>>216908764Haven't watched the show, but is he coming out to close family and friends or to a bunch of people who barely know him? The hugging shit is really unrealistic if it's the latter.
>>216908886Forget about the coming out scene, this was the biggest bullshit
>>216908833production aka logistics they can do these things for less money but when you've been working on a show for a decade the least you can do is get the actors nicer trailer and the staff better catering, more hands on deck to alleviate duties as well. Better security to keep fans and press away etc. We could go on and on.
Murray needs to fucking die immediately in the finale. This unfunny Jew has long outstayed his welcome.
>>216908886>s1 a mildly better shot than Jonathan who's traumatised by hunting trips with his dad or something>s5 Rambo aint got shit on meWhat sort of training goes on at the Hawkins gun club?
>>216908818“Glowies” do a hell of a whole lot to keep you and every other grazing goycattle in this country safe. They are on the frontlines when shit you couldn’t begin to comprehend shows up in our country
>>216908886AHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH
>>216908905She's just an idiot.>needed Holly's help to track down Henry's worst fear>later names to know every inch of his mindFucking clownshow.
>>216908905No but her mom didn't really give a fuck about her in the previous seasons so whatever
the last episode would have been a lot better if we got more abyss or wormhole lore dumps instead of gay pandering
Do we have a GOT S8 situation on our hands? The writing has gotten so trite and formulaic in this season that even the drones are noticing it.
>>216908886>>216908903>>216908913>>216908921If this was Hopper none of you incels would have a problem with it
>>216908918FASTIDIOUS
How can they save the final episode?
>>216908954Exactly. He's a man and experienced
>>216908919i know this may come as a shock to you, but most normal and well adjusted people do not hate gay people like this website tries to imply
>>216908915It was a temporary phase for both men unironically
>>216908954>former army and current policeman knows a thing or two about fightingYeah, shocker. You act like people didn't call bullshit on them fighting the demo with melee weapons in Russia.
>>216908951It’s bad but not close to GOT S8 levels.
>>216908954>implying Nah the scenes with him the in Russian prison were lame and just as ridiculous too, Joyce managing to get him back and the whole plane plot were sitcom tier
So what was in the suitcase that little Henry killed the man for?
>the upside down isnt an alternate reality but just the inside of a wormhole bridge>somehow makes even less sense than just being a mysterious alternate realityIs this actually the worst retcon of all time?
>>216908477Doesn’t make the scene any less retarded >I like dnd >I like renting movies>I like taking cock up my ass >I I I I I don’t like girls
>>216909018A device that sends you to dimension x.
>>216908989We've not seen the epilogue yet theres still plenty of ways they can REALLY fuck up in that.
>>216908974t. normalfag, heterosexual or larper Go spend some time around normalfags. Anyway, in 2025 they might do the performative hugging but not in the 1980s. Also that doesn't answer the question.
>>216909054*they = not close family or friends
>>216909018a lightbulb
>>216909019I don’t get this either, so all the stuff inside the upside down is actually from the abyss? Is the abyss the real upside down then?
>>216908918I find it funny that the production team has realised only post factum how lame Vecna looked in S4 and (rightly) felt the need to jazz up his look in S5. Did it really not cross their minds at any point of S4 production how stupid and non-threatening he looks below the chin?
>>216908530>Venkner showed him le spooky vision>so naturally he had to come out to people he barely knows else he might see another spooky vision of a random Hindu midget calling him a fag
>>216909018A plan to kidnap little boys and girls por personal use.
>>216908981Im 50 and I'm still in shock. Satanic world this
>>216908092I will admit that between the sliming, the tentacles and the choking, what they're doing with Holly feels kinda weird.
>Two days away from home>Immediately become a murderous cult who chants unprompted and is willing to inflict vicious punishment on dissidents
>>216908137Why are they so irredeemably retarded/dishonest?
>>216909109>she's obsessed with a song about two young teenagers discovering their sexuality
>>216909116This is also a fucking time waster. Good fucking god have them all be in a coma, axe this storyline and only have Holly enter a come to dreamscape via Max fucking around in that realm
>>216908448veganism ages you like a motherfucker, now mind you i dont know anything about this woman but its just something retarded white women do
>>216908954Hopper is trained ex-military and a cop. Nancy is a spoiled high school student.
>>216908886This scene made me laugh out loud. You're telling me Hopper and Nancy and a box truck could infiltrate and kill numerous American soldiers without suffering any losses? Give me a break.
>UD is merely the bridge to something ominously called The Abyss>The Abyss isnt a fraction as eerie as the UD and is piss colouredBravo Duffers, clearly it wasn't common fucking sense to make the other dimension far more scary and hostile appearing than the pitstop. I swear the only cool thing in vol 2 was seeing the UD's exterior as a 'bridge' between the two dimensions, that sort of cosmic horror vibe of how big it appeared in this endless black void
>>216909168>American soldiers are supposed to be invincible
>>216909116violence came out of nowhere
>>216909018It's from the First Shadow prequel stage play, which is apparently hard canon.TL;DR>Dr. Brenner’s father was the leader of a WWII experiment to make a submarine invisible.>The submarine ended up in Dimension X, where the Mind Flayer infected Brenner’s father, who later died.>Brenner led a project to reach Dimension X again. A Soviet spy stole extradimensional particles and hid them in a cave in Nevada.>Little Henry Creel found the spy while playing in the cave, killed the spy in self-defense, opened his briefcase and was transported to Dimension X, where the Mind Flayer infected him.>Years later, Henry moved to Hawkins, where he fell in love with Bob’s adopted sister Patty and told her about his psychic powers, which she helped him control.>Patty believed Bob’s father Principal Newby adopted her after her teenage mother abandoned her, and asked Henry to find her.>While doing so, Henry was attacked by the Mind Flayer. Principal Newby caught them and was blinded by the Mind Flayer, but later told Patty that Henry tried to save him.>Henry’s parents turn him over to Dr. Brenner, who experiments on him. Henry later accidentally kills his mother and sister while under the influence of the Mind Flayer.>Patty finds Henry hiding in the school, and he reveals Principal Newby is her biological father. He got her underage mom pregnant, took the baby and ran her mom out of town.>Dr. Brenner arrives and tries to get Henry to kill Patty. He refuses, but the Mind Flayer takes over and he knocks Patty away, apparently killing her. Brenner takes Henry.>Patty survives and later locates her mom working as a singer in Las Vegas. Henry finds her and is happy they are together as he plots against Brenner, leading to the events of the S4 flashbacks.
>>216909168I swear since the 2010s American media has been obsessed with making their protagonists fucking invincible even in action heavy fantastical shit like this.
>>216908735Pretty sure that would have actually come across as more supportive in any pre-current year context. "aww buddy it's okay" (awkward hug) could easily be followed by social ghosting or "don't worry, we'll get you to a therapist". Dick jokes on the other hand would mean you're safe with your friends.
>>216909116>>216909195Next-Gen Billy right here.
>>216909180That was the best show in the entire show besides the mindflayer in s1
>>216909208I don't even care anymore, they have so little time to do everything when you exclude the long ass epilogue that Shitflayer showing up at the last second will be lame. He and Fagna should have had an established dynamic. Like my god, you could have had kino villain interactions between the two and hyping up MF as this evil dark overlord that way. Instead it's a focused fucking mess. I gave up all hope of any MF-Vecna villain kino when Vol 2 fucking refused to explore Henry's backstory in any detail and dicked around on other stuff - oh and Joyce/Hopper still have fuck all to say about the fact they actually have met and knew Henry Creel. What is this fucking writing? It is comically bad, it is Disney SW-tier at long last.
Duffer Brothers could never beat the greatest homosexual coming out subplot of all time
>>216909208Sounds too convoluted but thanks for the lore dump anyway.
>>216909147>This is also a fucking time waster. Good fucking god have them all be in a coma,But then how will they set them up as characters for the sequel?
Is Indian girl going to do anything besides insulting Hopper and Mike?
>>216908089>>216908619It was so bad. Especially jarring that they had actually handled this arc tactfully up to this point.
>>216909208Thanks for the recap because no one is watching that shit, reminds of licensed tie in novels that expand on the orginal material that may or may not end up canon with a budget. >>216909225Would've been more natural too
>>216909208
>>216909272You'll get another dose of it in the finale. Apparently Henry's past plays a big role.
>>216909168>give me a break.
>>216909260>it's the MF!>no! It is Vecna!>Wait. Our play! It's MF!>But it's all Vecna in 99% of S5 and our official merch with quasi-spoilers says Vecna is in charge!What the fuck is going on? I cannot recall any show or movie before seeming to be this confused about who the fuck the actual villain is between two established characters. Not a lame twist villain that comes out of left field (although I guess Vecna kind of is this), but them having two established characters and it appears that BTS they couldn't make up their mind as to which one is the top dog
>>216908056Quick! Someone post a pic of my DIck Wolfhard
>spend years on the final season of your show>throw it all away by making the heckin big deal at the end be about a character being a homo, all while pulling a retcon of a retcon for the sake of having a mysteryWhy did they do this
mindflayer bros...
>>216909282dunno about sequels but i'd watch a murray prequel
>>216909282If they did a 90s edition that went full Are You Afraid of the Dark and Round the Twist it would be kino
>>216909282I wanted a Holly show but now that I know she's a coal burner I don't want it anymore.
>Miss me yet?
>gay child's biggest fear is coming out and the response being dismissivenessi like the idea of having zero fears, worries, or regrets to defeat vecna but... seriously? sobbing over the idea of drifting apart from your friends when that's already been happening for 3 seasons at least?
>>216909334>>216909389>acktually it's vecnaHOLD ME
>>216909283Her powers allow her to create realistic illusionsShe and Eleven are supposed to double team Vecna, I suspect that Will and Max still have their connections to Vecna and will help out in the fight as well. Kali and Elven have made a suicide pact. So kill Vecna and then kill themselves.
>>216909334>>216909303It defies common sense to even be confused. MF as Palpatine and Vecna as Vader is a slam dunk and was what Dustin originally proposed.>MF as the one in charge = preserves the premise of the show when it's an actually *strange* alien monster driving everything>but he's far too powerful and inhuman so that means jacks hit by way of interpersonal stuff with the characters>but Vecna is a man, so you have a cool human villain that can be the active on screen villain that can talk to, taunt, etc. our characters>best of both worldsIt's so goddamn fucking stupid, this shit always bothers me the most because it stands out to be as the pinnacle of the Duffers being absolute fucking retards. It's like these dumbasses seriously thought Vecna wouldn't have his fans if he wasn't behind absolutely everything even though this whole show is about 80s nostalgia and within that decade the most iconic villain, Vader, was not in charge.
>>216908242mice and birds ate their eyes while they were restrained
Why is 11 constatly bleeding I thought they said she was growing stronger
>>216909421I remember when Dustin first called Vecna the 5 star general and I imagined the MF basically having him in stasis until he got angry enough that he 'activated' Vecna after s3, but no, turns out he was fucking there all along since s1.
>>216909208>Even fucking Vecna has a cute gfIt's over.
>>216909406That is the most common fear gay men and women have about coming out, being rejected by friends and family. Not violence, or losing work, or life being harder, or saving the world or whatever.
>>216908359Don't mind if I do.
Did I imagine it or didn't they say there was a specific reason Will got taken in s1? Has that come up yet or am I just meant to assume Henry had excellent gaydar and decided to rape that one since it wouldn't matter as much?
>>216909308Damn
>>216908502his flanderized intelligence is really fucking annoying. being a radio enthusiast beyond the point his friends are was fine. he didn't need to become a cartoon
>>216909208>you now remember the theory that episode 2 was gonna be titled The Vanishing of Henry Creel and explore his backstoryAlso, someone unironically finding the Karen hospital rescue badass, cool, 'it gave me HECKIN chills', etc? Good barometer as to whether you're cattlebrained or not
Mind flayer showing up or nah?
Who was paying Max's hospital bills? 2 years of coma care wouldn't come cheap I would think
>>216909208That is so needlessly convoluted
>>216909501Well... have you watched Kill Bill? The initial act with the bride also in coma and waking up in the hospital?
Why’s it taken Vecna 2 years to do anything since season 4?
>>216908770she HATES gay people, makes sense she isn't here
>>216909553>IT IS TIME>THE TIME HAS COME
>>216908102>>216908102>Nancy educating younger girlsunderrated
>The Upsidedown>The Abyss>The Void>The Black Space>Henrys Mind Palace>Whatever the fuck the spooky red place isWe really did not need all these different dimensions
I was honestly relieved that Vecna didn't possess Will again because with how bad the writing is I really thought they were doing the tedious bs again of Will being possessed but the characters have to slowly fucking realise he's not Will. I fully expected that given how SHIT the Duffers are that it was relief that all Vecna did was sift through Will's memories to find Max
Jobna jobbing to kids is getting boring
>>216908056bright faced kid -> 10 years later ->
>>216908448alcohol, not enough water, and too much sunthose 3 + ozempic will do that easily
Obama was Still president when season 1 came out.
This was like crtical strike.
>holly escapes from vecna>dumb bitch starts falling to her death because the wormhole that’s supposed to be a bridge between two worlds only has gravity that functions one way for some reason>she gets telekinetically grabbed by vecna right before she dies>instead of thanking him for saving her life, she’s upset that he caught her againungrateful whore. should’ve just let her die desu.
>>216909630I would have pushed her off the table and held her head under. You can't say something like that.
>>216909573>continues to do nothing
>>216909573Why’s now the time?
>>216908089>Vecna wins in literally every scenario >Except the one where Will admits he's GayWhat do we call this type of kino and well thought out writing?
>max is blind at end of s4>she isn't in s5lmao not only can they not kill off characters but they cannot even give any of them a permanent injury/scar. I am now reminded of how in s4 Hopper was impacted much by breaking his own ankle.
>>216909630And a bigger dick
>>216909660>>216909667>This has come for me to announce that it is time for my to fantasize about when the time comes
>>216909630>better than coming our scene.
How is the Mindflayer stronger than Vecna and Demogorgon? I real D&D bogth are hella stronger than Mindflayer!
>>216909501They don't kick you out on the streets if you can't pay, especially if you are incapacitated or comatose. IRL she would have been moved to a nursing home once the doctors stabilized her.
>>216908056This makes me sad.
>>216908056She's becoming more thin and boney like her mother.
>>216909630Is that why there was so much fun? Was it supposed to be symbolic for Steve cucking Jonathan when he fails the skele?
>stupid muguffins and deus ex machina asspulls>the lore and the universe is getting ridiculous, its like a 5 year old worldbuidling>ERM AKSHUALLY you have to read a novel and screenplay to know Vecna's backstory and whats going onthis shit reminds me of Rise of Skywalker, the worst fucking movie of all time
>another scene of vecna choking out a middle schooler and cumming down their throat >the 30 minute cum bath scene>"I like guys! I like to suck and be sucked!">20 minutes of characters IM ACTING crying>againWhat the fuck is this season
>>216909308only good thing in this 3 episodes
I think my favourite thing from the fallout of part 2 is watching all the people who thought ST was a brilliantly acted subtly written show really hitting the reality wall
>>216909713This show uses DnD terms that wouldn’t have even existed in the 80s so don’t think about it to much because the writers certainly didn’t.
>>216908285This for real. The "someone beats him while screaming he's an AIDS ridden faggot" is more for memeing. Realistically, the adults and his friends would probably just assume he's confused from teen insecurities. They'd think, well, he's a nerdy virgin and probably super insecure about being an effeminate incel (maybe the word didn't exist back then but the concept sure did) so of course he fell into the trap of assuming he's a homosexual. The adults who were close to him would probably go "aww, now don't you worry dear, we'll talk about this later, okay?" while making a mental note to look up a good reparative therapist later.
>>216909677>wheeler mother gets her throat slashed>not even a week has passed since she was sent to a hospital and she’s already talking again
I knew they'd fuck up the ending, it was inevitable
>>216909630It's over for Jonathancels
I laughed out loud during the gay revealGod what were they thinking
>Will was conflicted about his friends growing up, having girlfriends, getting new hobbies and firends while he is still staying behind in his safe old days with basement DnD games>Psyke, he was actually a gay for Mike!I'm starting to think that people who like forced gay bullshit are psychopaths without friends and normal human interactionsSo I think it would be funny if he isn't gay in the end
I simple ‘guys, I’m gay’, would’ve sufficed.
>>216909813>alright guys time to kill vecna and wrap up this season and series fina->"I LIKE TO SUCK AND BE SUCKED!">characters begin weeping
>>216909762Who is this 60 year old woman, I haven’t seen s5 yet
>>216909832Will isn't gay, he just hates women.
>"Sodomite!" roared Max feebly from her wheelchair as if a wizen crone>Will panics and wheezes and pants as Hopper grabs him by the scruff of his neck and leads him outside with a shotgun in the other hand>the last thing Will sees before being shoved into the dirt are grave and unyielding faces and Joyce burying her head in her hands in shame
>>216909822It was bullshit. In the first season we’re explicitly told by Joyce that he isn’t gay, he’s just sensitive. Part of the reason she left his dad was because he would constantly call him a fag, and now it turns out he was divorce raped over nothing.
>>216909776>the ending kek this show has been slop since season 2
>>216909838>mom I’m g->o wait sorry 1 second>AVENGERS ASSEMBLE>okay now that everyone’s here, I like cock
>>216908056Autistic nitpick but there was no sorcerer class in the 80s D&D. It was officially introduced only in 3rd edition (2000). In fact, there was no wizard in ADD, ODD or BECMI either. They only had Magic-User and Illusionist. Fucking Doofus brothers can't get anything right. I bet they didn't even play D&D.
this looked so cheap
>>216909822buddy, we kissless basement chuds can be (unforced) gay too despite what wokefags claim, that's actually the best part of the storyline.
>>216909822L will stay in the pee dimension and Mike and Will get together after saving the world
A simple ‘I hate women so much it’s unreal’ would’ve sufficed
>>216909860Bruh he was like 10 in season 1 of course she didn’t think or know he was gay then. You picked the stupidest part of all this slop to be mad about lmao.
>>216909822>>216909860I mean Wills been gay since at least season 3.
>THERE MUST ALWAYS BE...A VECNA!>El slowly walks forward to accept the burden>30 minutes of camera panning over every character weeping and monologuing along with some marvel quipsscreenshot this
>>216909671Gay writing
>>216909147>Have them all be in a comatl;dr: Can't because plotThey were physically kidnapped instead of being mindraped like in S4 because once Dustin discovers the Upside Down is a wormhole and how to destroy it, they can just blow it up immediately without any reprocussions and prevent Veccy from merging the worlds. The kids being kidnapped means they are obligated to go on a big rescue mission to the piss dimension and blow it up after.
Actual hero of Season 5.
>>216909860>>216909822It's funny because he was initially intended to be gay in the orginal script when his dad had more prominence as a character with a redemption but its kinda clear they dropped that in the actual show for two seasons and settled for his dad being a complete deadbeat who doesn't get Will and his dorky hobbies so he called him a fag for having little interest in sports.>>216909762And why is it unintentionally funny>>216909843Epilogue Joyce
I'm so tired of "elevator door doesn't close when you press a button' trope
>>216909903He's been saying that for years already though
Is Eleven canonically a virgin or do you think she got fucked by Mike at least once?
>air in the upside down is shown to be toxic as FUCK>there's even a scene where hopper gets absolutely rekt for breathing too longseason 5>"Is this air safe to breath?">Robin looks directly into the camera and me, the audience>"umm idk that's still up for debate xD"
watching it with 2x speed rn
>Holly crushes hard on some somali looking niggerWhat did the Duffer brothers mean by this?
>>216908056The WALL happened.
>>216908186Is this the first netflix show you have seen?
>>216910039Yes Mike called his dick Mr Fibbley to trick her autistic ass into going along with it
>>216910039*hopper
What was in the case?
>>216908056>meanwhile Uma Thurman at the same age
>>216910076Why are anons so triggered by this? Both Holly and Josh denied it.
>>216910076you mad, wyteboi?
its honestly worse that GoT season 8
>>216910039She was raised in a government institution, she's definitely not a virgin
>>216910132at least GoT season 8 had funny memes and great musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1frgt0D_f4what does this season have? nothing, its utterly boring
>>216908182This. It wasn't really a thing until 3rd Edition that came out in 2000.
>Nancy's mom killed 3 doggosKek, it's bigger killing couint than most of the main characters.
What the hell happened in S5? It looks like total ass. Genuinely unpleasant to look at most of the time. And the writing if absolute dogshit. Most of the talking scenes are unbearable. Why is everyone's acting so bad? It's like nobody gives a shit anymore and the cast hates each other and doesn't want to be there. No wonder they were giving similar reaction to S5 before it aired as the GOT cast with S8.
>>216910076You’re watching jewslop they hate White men.
>>216909869>I bet they didn't even play D&D.Of course they didn't. They are "writing" (AI prompting) this slop for normies who also didn't.
the Jonathan and Nancy scene was a million times worse that the coming out one
>>216908092>>216909109I've been watching "Quiet on set" and it is the exact type of jokes, gags, scenes, skits that literal pedophiles did with kids in the Nickelodeon of the 90s.
>>216908124He just likes it
>>216910068I'm 20 minutes into 5th episode and already bored and annoyed to death. I will have to watch on 2x too, maybe even 4x, otherwise no way I can sit through another hour of this dogshit.
>>216910160S5 has Dipshit Derek.
>>216908056Alexandra is more than 10 years older and has a kid
>>216909869What the fuck, that's genuinely more terrible than the bullshit social media normies bitch about.
>>216910108It's so fucking over.
>>216908124It impregnates you did you miss Will puking slugs at the end of s1?
>>216910108>>216910272Chuddies, please. Go on the street and look how real women look like.
>>216910289They still look better than Maya at 27 lmao
>Max and Holly worked together>both of them like black guysWow, so deep.
Eleven’s wetsuit ass
>>216910361Elevens wetsuit tits
>character trips and skins their knee>another character gives them a 5 minute monologue about hope, courage, and inner strength
>watching episode 7What am I into?
>a bunch of midwestern teenagers are geniuses at astro physics>because they play DND and watch star wars
>>216910448Lots of Holly panting and moaning.
>characters get in a petty argument out of nowhere during a moment of crisis
>>216909762>why are you shooting my scenes first?
>>216909869And thief was thief, not rogue. 2e AD&D had the class group rogue that was thief and bard. But that's 89, which is years later than this show.
>>216910025Literally how did he get away with it?
>>216909869>>216910551And Vecna was just items before Vecna Lives as far as I know
>>216910039Yeah she’s pure
>>216908056picrel is what happened
I hated this character, made me hate the show honestly.
>>216910784>>216910784>>216910784
>>216908092I knew /tv wouldn't let me down. The actress is already going through puberty, which explains her attractiveness. She doesn't act or look like a 9yo kid at all.I am almost sure this is a plan from (((them))) to normalize pedophilia.
>>216910706what the hell
>>216909088jej its just a guy in a morph suit
>>216909765wtfis this why the cast looks fucking strange? they are reptilians?
The only good season was the first season You retards made this shit go on forever fuck reddit fick you faggots
>>216908089Ew
>>216908056I saw clips of her and thought there was an explanation like her in a coma, losing weight, getting hurt, etc. Is this seriously just the actress looking like this? Any insight?
Why is everyone more upset about Will being a faggot (which we’ve known for years) than they are about Holly crushing on Josh?
>>216908448Maya has clearly lost weight and likely flirts with vegan/vegetarianism based on her parents.Dakota Johnson says her favorite dinner is steak and I think her face age holds up very well against Maya despite being 9 years older.
>>216908056Veganism is like a suicide cult.
